sup snorshippers, check out my smain snannel here (be a good snail)

I cried singing this

“When you're happy, you enjoy the snusic. When you're sad, you understand the snyrics."

Please never delete this. I need it for my funeral playlist

You found a way to make a song parody about snails sound genuinely emotional.

What English sounds like to non English-speakers

born too late to explore the world, born to soon to explore space. born at just the right time for snurch.

"scorse" and "snorse" absolutely sent me. This woman is a talent and a scholar.

It's a hard song to sing, but she totally snailed it!

this is sneautiful..

"So you can snarpen your snife" has me in tears 😭

"Should've snorshiped her snooner" Hits me in the feelers

"snarpen your snife" hits unbelievably hard.

Friend: "Oh, you're humming Take Me to Church, right?"

Finally, real music. No sninging about bitches or money, just snails bearing their snearts.

“I’ll tell you my snins you you can snarpen your snife” I drank water at the worst possible time 😭

"That's a fine looking high snorse" Broke me

1:43

I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face

This woman is using her great singing voice for a snailpost and I love it