"Aye yo what u listening to?" "Some clean 💩"

@TheEnglish-Saxon

Жыл бұрын

Smoke on the water!! 😂

@RonaldoHater777

Жыл бұрын

Haha not funny. Not a hit joke. Cry more bozo.👎🤡🤓🌚🥶👹🤖

@poecilotheriametallicaz3960

Жыл бұрын

Nah😂

@Definitelyhuman7

Жыл бұрын

ㅤ

@RonaldoHater777

Жыл бұрын

@@Definitelyhuman7 Stupid bozo reply.🖕🤡🤓

for 2k my ass better be able to echo-locate.

@randomdude4360

Жыл бұрын

About to hear colors

@Ar1s-V3nd3tta

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@marclenraymagdaraog691

Жыл бұрын

ur supposed to use it in your ears not ass

@MeatSlap30

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@norixiuseroth7999

Жыл бұрын

Like, a single bounce could map the whole continent 😂

If it drops to $100, then I'll be interested haha

@smartduck904

Жыл бұрын

Same

@flaminfoe9156

Жыл бұрын

They wouldnt make a profit

@justaguyonyoutube6490

Жыл бұрын

@@flaminfoe9156i dont know about you but I personally wouldn’t take that kind of talk…

@flaminfoe9156

Жыл бұрын

@@justaguyonyoutube6490 cant really think of a comeback

@ObitoUchiha-ck6kx

Жыл бұрын

@@justaguyonyoutube6490 what if he gets off of people abusing him

Goddamn, for $2,000 I better be able to play some music while using it.

@_Hollie_

Жыл бұрын

You could probably have a doctor just clean your ears out for cheaper. And you would have to clean all the gunk out later as well….

@ikram2512

Жыл бұрын

​@@_Hollie_ in America that's will be 10k dollar sir

@_Hollie_

Жыл бұрын

@@ikram2512 ahh yes the united states. The land of medical price gouging. My sister has had it done for free like 3 times

@ikram2512

Жыл бұрын

@@_Hollie_ bruh u still didn't get it?

@_Hollie_

Жыл бұрын

@@ikram2512 ????

2k ? I better be able to hear colours afterwards

@ravioliravioli693

Жыл бұрын

Not only that.. I wanna see sounds too

@Voiding-ofdark

Жыл бұрын

Nah I want to hear "I am proud of you" after that 2k too.

@minecraftdork420

Жыл бұрын

@@Voiding-ofdark i’ll tell that to you, but there’s a price. you gotta do something

@Back-Track

Жыл бұрын

Bro I better be able to use echolocation once I get my hands on this

@30pranaypawar17

Жыл бұрын

not only... that i wanna switch souls.

The eargasm would be insane

@adamrafiqin2377

Жыл бұрын

🫥

@Oletren

Жыл бұрын

​@@adamrafiqin2377 how tf do you type nothing

@Cartaglia.

Жыл бұрын

@@Oletren they typed an emoji

@adamrafiqin2377

Жыл бұрын

@@Oletren it's an emoji Maybe it's not available for iphone idk

@hassanmazza1831

Жыл бұрын

@@adamrafiqin2377 im on iphone i can see it mayb ur update

Bro that first person ears looks they have been in the desert for 45 years

I could use this as I have a problem where my earwax builds up stupidly easy and I’ve had to go to the doctor a few times to get my ears unclogged but it’s too bad that the price tag is so heafty

@sunglowwolf-7917

Жыл бұрын

Same I have issues where my earwax builds up to fast so I have to go to the doctors every 3 months to get it cleaned out or else I get nasal issues along with hearing issues

@alexandervowles3518

Жыл бұрын

Get hydrogen peroxide of an appropriate concentration.

@im_back_mods8385

Жыл бұрын

You can try a 50/50 warm water and hydrogen provide mix and a small syringe and wait 10 min, it dose the job well

@vivianloney8826

Жыл бұрын

I've found my hearing is better with controlling my allergies. If your doctor hasn't found anything structurally wrong with your ears it might be good to look into seasonal allergy symptoms being a possible cause. I found using a neti pot to flush my sinuses then following it with a corticosteroid nasal spray has made the biggest difference. It doesn't help much with short term buildup but in the long run my earwax is less dry, drains easier, and doesn't get impacted like it used to.

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

Жыл бұрын

​@@alexandervowles3518 yes. Not the nobodies on youtube giving at home suggestions as if they have never tried cleaning their f*cking ears before. As if the person didn't consult with a doctor before.

For those who are interested in buying, don't. Your ears clean themselves through earwax that build up and remove automatically. The only time you need to clean your ear is when you hear strange ringing in your ear. But when it comes to this, go to a doctor because it might be something worse like infections.

That'd be the best 5 seconds of eargasm

„I have presidential AIDS”-massive legend

For 2000$ I might as well get me a whole new pair of ears bruh

As someone who’s dealt with extreme ear issues for my entire life, this would be super cool to use. However, I do not have an eardrum in the left ear, and cannot have water in my ears due to excessive ear infections (I use earplugs for swimming and ocean stuff) this would probably kill me to use haha. I just imagine myself putting it on and getting messed up by the water that comes in through the canal.

@cephalonplant4087

Жыл бұрын

Whats it like not having an eardrum?

@ResiderOfEvil

Жыл бұрын

@@cephalonplant4087 Pretty weird, my left side I do not get the popping from changes in air pressures. It was a tumor that ate it away and actually acted as the eardrum by filtering noise so once removed a lot of hearing went with it. Some doctors that are new to my stuff are surprised and ask questions at first haha

@bababooe7892

Жыл бұрын

My left eardrum was replaced by the tissue behind that same ear. It’s called a tympanoplasty. Have they ever decided to do that for you?

@ResiderOfEvil

Жыл бұрын

@@bababooe7892 No they didn’t, since Tympanoplasty is used to replace mostly ruptured eardrums, they did not choose to do so. I had a cholosteotoma, which ate away the eardrum entirely, to the point where it had actually been gone for quite a long time they just never realized since they believed the tumor was the eardrum for a bit. Once the tumor was removed, it left nothing behind to repair or replace. I had two cholesteatoma, once in 2015 the other 2019 in the same ear. So there’s practically no chance to fix it or even use a hearing aid.

@bababooe7892

Жыл бұрын

@@ResiderOfEvil alright

I wound buy one only if it’s way smaller and cost $50 not some insane $1000 or you get with insurance only

if that was 10 bucks more expensive it would have been the funny bfdi number

I would be too scared it would suck my brain out my head

@Tonymacaroni2706

Жыл бұрын

Huh ?

@LarishaWhite

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't worry about that if I was you

@marekk0

Жыл бұрын

thats not how it works

@ytpme1930

Жыл бұрын

​@@LarishaWhite o_0

You can literally go to a Dr’s office and get an ear flush for under 200$ 💀

"eliminates the need for cotton swabs" Cotton swabs are the opposite of useful for impacted earwax. My advice - go to Walmart and buy the earwax removal peroxide oil. It will make your earwax foam up and become soft. Then get a fleet enema. Dump out the laxative, wipe off the lube, rinse it out, and fill it with warm water. After the oil drops set for 5 minutes, tilt your head over the sink and squeeze the bottle hard. Just like that, in less time it took to sit in a waiting room and for a grand total of $7.63, you've got the same results. It's amazing how dedicated to inefficiency the American healthcare system is.

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

Жыл бұрын

What does any of this crap have to do with America or their healthcare system?

@Squatsheldon

Жыл бұрын

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme the inefficiency

@stumpf9938

Жыл бұрын

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme can’t give advice without bitching about the government or capitalism. It’s the American way.

My dad: What are you listening 2? Me: Some ear cleaning sounds

Another financially better way to clean your ears is by using warm water, a small bucket/bowl, and a cloth. For the low low price of $0 your ear would hear wonders.

@TheDeathLove

Жыл бұрын

Or just don't clean them. Earwax is necessary to protect the earcanal from water damage and infections just like mucus. Our eating and chewing motion pushes earwax out all by itself when in excess. Only in special cases does one have to go to an Otorhinolaryngologist to get ear cleaned.

@PatheticFox

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDeathLove I hate that ur right, and i hate it even more when i knew that fact but forgot it when i started writing this.

There are places that will do this service it’s 150 bucks. Best thing ever I get it done every year here in Texas

@RideOrDie717

Жыл бұрын

$150 is insane if it takes 5 minutes or less should be id say $10 or $5 I’d. Say

Ok thanks for coming in for the consult that will be 3,000.

Dude went scuba diving in a septic tank

If it's 2k my ass better be hearing colors soon

Bro is now hearing in 4k 💀

This awakened something in me

"Hey what are you listening to" "Oh oh my oh yes oh yah right ooowh yah that feel good"

Finally i can listen ear cleaning ASMR and actually clean my ear

I NEED THAT

*How do you develop headphones?*

Instructions unclear, lost chunks of my brain

I accually need this since I can't hear from my left ear

@josephbryanasuncion4904

Жыл бұрын

You actually need to see a doctor and don't ignore warnings and precautions.

u can also just go to ur doctor and they'll use water to clean ur ears. just oil em first. (if ur Canadian at least)

For that price i get the hear canal gold plated😂

Even without insurance, it would be far cheaper to get it cleaned by a doctor lmao

Bro imagine walking down the street with a whole ass sewage system attached to ur head

Imagine some influencer just came up to us and be like "Yo what song are you listening too?"💀

@Hot_dog_jello

Жыл бұрын

Some cleaning shit Ngl this hits hard. I can hear color

Pretty soon they're going to have sonic showers

10 more dollars and it would've been a bfdi reference

In the last scene did bro had a bug in his ear??!!😳

It’s a bidet for your ears! We’re officially in the future

I must buy this

I should consult an accountant instead of a doctor

I'd be able to hear the neighbor snore at that point

Imagine someone saying, ayo why you got tea in your ear phones lemme try some of that 👀

I've had this procedure done in hospital many times where they've vaccumed my ears and it sure as shit isnt painless. It's also loud as fuck so good luck listening to your music

Here in this much amount i can visit ENT doctor to clean my ear every month for 40 years....

It's free to get it at the doctors office lol

Or you could buy a syringe fore like £1.50 and do the same thing. I use a silicone swab that I bought for maybe £5 6-7 years ago. Cleans easily in isopropyl alcohol. 95% of people never have to clean their ears by the way.

@epistarter1136

Жыл бұрын

What syringe/swab do you use?

"what you listening to?" "Mr clean by Yung Gravy"

Man, people were okay back in the day not having this kind of tech.

First I was like "Oh my god this is awesome" until they told what it costs

Your ears are cleaning themselves automatically

Imagine taking it off only to see a piece of your brain floating with your ear wax XD

Sounds like a recipe for ruptured eardrums

Man can hear the future after cleaning.

This made me clean my ears twice

Looks like it produces tea on those pods, nice

You had me until you said the price 😅

is it for gaming or multimedia??

@DastardlyDawar

Жыл бұрын

it's for dummies who make bad decisions

"the design is very human"

I was expecting to hear the grapefruit technique earrape sound effect. Lol Did not believe these things were real.

What about that feature where you push a music button but all the songs have the word water in it?

As a medical professional...we don't use these type of things to clean the ear for following reasons: 1) They don't deliver what they say, many such devices are scams like wax candles 2) There is more chance of injury with creating a vaccum in ear canal. Your ear drum may rupture. 3) What you can clean is the outer canal part, using products like this may dry ear leading to painful infections as wax protects the canal. 4) Your ear canal has self cleaning mechanism, it will move the wax in outer canal from where it will dry up and fall out of ear. Unless you have impacted ear wax which is not moving by any means we put a guided scope and remove it. 4) If you have any problem go visit a doctor he will surely charge less than $3000

One day they’re just gonna find some dead guy whose brain was somehow sucked out of his skull by this thing

The Roach Poacher😂

Bro this reminds of that one episode of when Spenser in Icarly had that ear sucking machine thing

The best thing for your eardrums is a vacuum

For 2000$ it better give me some more brain cells

It would be a perfect combo with yt shorts or tiktok Losing braincells will no longer be a problem since you can now get them sucked out

"While it eliminates the need for cotton swabs". Normally there is no need for cotton swabs anyway

The only product thats worth apple type prices

Ultrasonic cleaning but in your ears, this will definitely become popular...

My first thought was: Damn head phones Can piss now💀

Imagine the injuries of being the tester before the finished product

If its too expensive for you, your local ear doctor probably gonna buy it and offer ear cleaning service for cheaper anyway.

But doctors say that it is good and necessary to have some wax left in the ears. It protects the eardrumos. Same goes for teeth, a little bit of yellowing is natural and does not mean that the teeth are ill

I'm glad rich people get to feel like they're living in the future

they sell this? they better rent it. its cool. i want to try it

I can just imagine the sides filling with pink brains sucked out through the ears lol

I'm pretty sure the last person who use those headphones had a bug in their ear

@conchbubbies9767

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! For a sec I was wondering if I was crazy since no one was mentioning that lol

@cammynyah

Жыл бұрын

I saw it too 🫨 like WTF 🪳

I don’t need that, I have my one figure Q-tips that come in handy! Then these are the companies that I’ll be like “oh you can’t do that, it’s bad for you, come spend money instead of Q Tips”!

This would be good in a Subnautica type game

The asmr too realistic your ears will be dripping

Man i was getting excited but then i saw the price

Someone get this on Dankpods

i need this fr..you dont know what i pulled out yesterday..spoiler it was BLACK and as big as my pinky nail

I wanna take a sip on that brown water

Is there a study of its effect about frequent use.

If I see some man using headphones on the train and his ear wax starts coming out the bottom istg

Bros walking there with he's ear wax 14

Ugh as someone who has to get my ears professionally cleaned like every few years this would be great if it was cheaper

Oh god that man really needed a cleaning

With that price, ill stick with my clinere spoon

Don't drink the forbidden headphones water.

Dat q tip lookin fine

Aren’t ears self regulating for the most part? Like any attempt to clean them is likely to do more harm than good, or wind up being net neutral?

*hitting my credit card on the table* Cmon put it on my pay

Wouldn't that rupture your ear drum or cause problems with the eustachian chamber?

Nah man.. I don't want my brain sucked out..