FBI: Does your franchise involve Underage drinking? Nintendo: "No" Sega: *Sweating*

@moosesues8887

2 жыл бұрын

Sony:

@crysisrevelation6132

2 жыл бұрын

Microsoft: *shitting a cinderblock*

@niwi7642

2 жыл бұрын

Actually Nintendo did it too, in the Japanese ver of Earthbound

@darthvader8744

2 жыл бұрын

@@niwi7642 dear god

@SATOTEHDOOD

2 жыл бұрын

@@niwi7642 *COUGH* Super Mario Kart's uncensored versions where *cough* in the ceremony bowser and *hacking cough* peach are drinking alcohol

"Tails is a Gigachad, for some reason" Able to fly, make amazing machines and has powerful attacks that could make zoners everywhere jealous... When WASN'T he a Gigachad? Forces I guess.

@bluejay3748

2 жыл бұрын

No no also: Unleashed Colors Sonic 06 Lost World

@thedailybrowser5951

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluejay3748 Tails was still a chad in Colors and 06, Just not a Giga one. in Forces he just wasn't anything.

@hypercrizotanuimformulache11

2 жыл бұрын

And sonic lost world

@bluejay3748

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedailybrowser5951 What about Sonic Adventure 1 & 2? He had to have passed Giga Chad and entered Ultimate Chad

@idontknowwhatmynameis8525

2 жыл бұрын

I %100 bet that the creator of forces never didn’t researched before making the game

So... a manga where Tails starts drooling over a busty deergirl in a playboy bunny outfit (I think she may be a deer, going by the ears) getting steaming drunk by drinking a whole bottle of wine shoved down her cleavage, then roughing up an old man for more gambling money. As batshit crazy Sonic moments go, I think "Knuckles vs the Cyborg Nazi Echidnas" has finally lost the number 1 spot.

@zekeram129

2 жыл бұрын

I think the cyborg nazi echidnas are batshittier and crazier.

@ashikjaman1940

2 жыл бұрын

Hold on, in a world of animal people, are bunny costumes like blackface?

@spicybreadproductions1972

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashikjaman1940 that was a question I didn’t need to ponder

@justabearbrowsingyoutube4968

2 жыл бұрын

@@zekeram129 Naw, that’s like such a generic US Comic humorless trope lol!

@rainbowspongebob

2 жыл бұрын

How did this even get approved in anything

It's always the innocent ones who are massive drinkers and smokers.

@rayvenkman2087

2 жыл бұрын

In Tails’ case with every canonic example of the shit he’s gone through as a kid, I’m surprised he’s the not foul-mouthed one while Shadow is and the only horrific thing he had to experience is losing Maria.

@GamingGardevoir

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayvenkman2087 hmm, bullied vs having your only friend killed in front of you… big toss up

@Ninety_jr

2 жыл бұрын

@@GamingGardevoir Tails did see cosmo die on top that

@GamingGardevoir

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ninety_jr only in Sonic X, which isn’t really canon to my knowledge

"Sonic somehow is in a love triangle with himself" Well it is a pretty common love interest trope with any character with a secret identity/super hero-esque double life. It is interesting seeing sonic in any form legitimately interested in Amy outside of platonic friendship though.

@2445elijah

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly thought he'd say that sonic was in love with Nicky somehow

Cybershell, consider yourself topped.

@sebastiangudino9377

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure if I would go that far. But this is certainly some high quality obscure sonic content. The dude's got to step up his game

@isabelfranqui9587

2 жыл бұрын

Nah there a lot of cyber shell in the world. But most of them don't post there thoughs and knowledge in KZread.

@callmezeldaonemoartime

2 жыл бұрын

Cybershell is a bottom confirmed

@amstherat

2 жыл бұрын

Cybershell is a bottom??? 😳😳😳

@keithflippers4429

2 жыл бұрын

@@callmezeldaonemoartime Hold up

I was playing Sonic Team Racing the other night and in the casino stage, Tails admits to have been kicked out of there for counting cards.

The sonic series seems to be famous for its cursed fandom, but most people don’t seem to understand that the series itself is and always was just as cursed. I love it.

If you want proof that SEGA doesn't actually care about the ages of their characters, THIS is that proof. True, at eight years old, curiosity is more than likely going to get the better of a person. However, an eight year old should not be drinking alcohol, gambling, or be getting such a boner at that age. Yet, Tails is doing that anyway...take that for what you will.

@alfredalfer9166

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently in Sonic world you can walk into a casino as a child, have wine poured down your throat from between a scantily clad waitress's tits, and then be encouraged to drunkenly gamble.

@syweb2

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna be honest, I'm not even sure this version of Sonic and Tails have the same ages as their game counterparts, judging from a few things like the Sonic/Nicky duality and potentially other weird context.

@SmokeTheHorsehog

2 жыл бұрын

@@syweb2 Just saying, though. The canon ages are underaged (Sonic is 15 or 16, depending on the source, and Tails is 8), and yet this is officially endorsed Sonic media.

@WakerOfTheCryingRain

2 жыл бұрын

First Sega ruined their characters now they don’t care about the ages? Fuck you sega

@justabearbrowsingyoutube4968

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think comedy is meant to be taken that seriously lol

I wasn't expecting an Irishman telling me about a boy genius fox getting plastered off his arse in Casino Night Zone, but I'm here and I love it

Okay that was more interesting than I expected. Would like to see more of those

@voidedorsumthin

2 жыл бұрын

Real

@Wjjsndhao

2 жыл бұрын

Re al

@MystMan13

2 жыл бұрын

What's goin' on my dedicated bro?

@Soarfloh

2 жыл бұрын

Yo

So, Tails having a drinking problem in Sonic For Hire wasn't too far off.

The old Sonic manga is confusing because it was kind of like DIC's shows. You had multiple going on at once for different audiences. In this case, there were 6, all for different grade levels. Fun fact: Amy and Charmy debuted in this manga.

Just like in the special stage in sonic 2 Tails stumbles around like a fool and loses all your precious rings to bombs

“Sonic and tails arrive at LasPegasus” Hmmm… where have I heard that name before 🤔 Oh… right… they funny talking horse show

Tails drunk is that last thing I thought I’d ever see.

"What happens in Casino Night Zone, Stays in Casino Night Zone" - Cubot, Sonic Boom

"That game didn't have a casino level." Collision Chaos would like to have a word with you

I’ve done a little bit of scanlating myself (though I don’t have time for it anymore), and you did a surprisingly good job with it considering you don’t even speak Japanese! I don’t really even feel like I need to find the raws myself and check anything, though for instance you can probably tell who is speaking in the “it’s not the real me” line by seeing if they use the male or female versions of “I”. And yeah, attempting to manually transcribe the language is basically impossible if you don’t know a bit of Japanese already, lol

@chaosahoyhoy

2 жыл бұрын

Damn I'll be kicking myself about not remembering that Japanese has gendered "I" versions (though I feel like there are situations where people would use the opposite gender ones?). Nice catch! I feel like the machine gave fairly straightforward translations 90% of the time that barely needed any changes, I'm guessing that since this is aimed at kids that the vocab is a bit easier. It was a pretty fun exercise.

@patroka

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaosahoyhoy Indeed, that’s what I thought too. And yes, the usage of ‘I’ pronouns as gendered is far from a hard and fast rule. To my non-native understanding: They’re usually gendered, but they also see different use depending on formality and how the person wants to present themself. In particular, it’s not that unusual for women to use traditionally masculine pronouns (well, in fiction, at least), and while 私 is usually used by women, it is technically neutral and often what men use when speaking more formally. But yeah, to know for sure, you’d have to see what Eggman/Robotnik and Amy use for themselves earlier in the story, but from my impressions of their characters, I doubt Eggman would use the gender-neutral pronouns - so, anything masculine or archaic is probably Eggman and anything neutral or feminine is probably Amy.

What happens in Casino Night Zone, STAYS in Casino Night Zone

Sonic may be the fastest thing alive but Tails is the cutest thing alive.

3:13 --- "Even though that game dosen't have a Casino Level" Okay, so what about Collision Chaos? Y'know, the second level in the game?

@chaosahoyhoy

2 жыл бұрын

I never considered it as a casino but yeah it definitely has most of the gimmicks you'd expect from one.

@speed_311

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaosahoyhoy wow, I didn't expect you to respond. Made my day a bit.

@pixelfoxshouse

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaosahoyhoy i agree, it has the bumper only probably because its based around chaos with collision

@GravityDisruptor25

2 жыл бұрын

Do NOT. speak about. THAT. LEVEL.

@speed_311

2 жыл бұрын

@@GravityDisruptor25 you're only encouraging me to speak about it

A 10 year old gets fed boobie booze. . .I think I need a drink to forget about this.

@minecraftgamer99999

2 жыл бұрын

8 year old

@thatonedegenerate6664

2 жыл бұрын

Cheers I'll drink to that-

@dragonoverdrive6859

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatonedegenerate6664 no

@thelunchking4069

2 жыл бұрын

What is this sentence

@domikku8816

4 ай бұрын

He's 8

Tails,aren’t You too Young for beer?

@fishd2594

8 ай бұрын

there is no legal drinking age in casino night zone.

When people say that Sonic and suggestive [sexy] themes do not go together, this is the ammo to prove otherwise I guess lol.

@rayvenkman2087

2 жыл бұрын

And also another point in the theory that Tails is something of a lady magnet. Seriously, what’s up with that one?

@MilesL.auto-train4013

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayvenkman2087 No idea what that theory is, never heard of it, but I have a feeling I don't want to know.

@rayvenkman2087

2 жыл бұрын

@@MilesL.auto-train4013 Eh. It’s like counting exactly every instance of Morgana simping for Ann in Persona 5.

@_-Lx-_

2 жыл бұрын

Rouge and Blaze are go to examples.

@_-Lx-_

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayvenkman2087 Oddly enough it feels like there's a few people behind the Sonic side content with a taste for straight shota, which I find concerning to say the least. I'm fine with shotas but maybe don't include questionable content like that in your talking cartoon hedgehog series aimed at children to say the least, it feels very inappropriate, seriously, why are there so many cases like this fiona and Rouge throughout the series?..

One of the best parts of this is that the Waitress has the _thigh squish_ before it was popular.

1. Sonic's dad is a true redditor 2. DON'T LET TWITTER SEE MS.WING

@kaxcommentssomethingREAL

2 жыл бұрын

when you least expect it, there'll already be sussy baki art of her!

@prettyradhandle

2 жыл бұрын

i wouldn't call him a redditor considering he has a child just call him an alcoholic dad or somethin'

@2fernandoc1

2 жыл бұрын

@@prettyradhandle He's a pilot according to the manga itself.

@prettyradhandle

2 жыл бұрын

@@2fernandoc1 oh, neat

Las Pegasus is specifically the MLP version of Las Vegas.

@bluebolt752

2 жыл бұрын

Could this be one of my people.

Tails is fucking based, he got his party on

dang tails went off the deep end ever since knuckles died

Tails eating that mushroom confirms that he's a glizzy gobler

Bessatsu? More like BASED Satsu, amirite?

I was expecting a KZread Poop and got some fantastic Sonic lore, lol.

I'm glad they didn't do the "Clark Kent/Superman" thing with sonic in the actual games

GOD DAMN IT TAILS!! I keep telling him to go slow on the beer but of course he never listens.

Chaos: There is no casino level in Sonic CD Collision Chaos: Am I a joke to you?

the shot of tails drinking is what spawned the more....imfomous fans

3:34 “Say Sonic, did someone mention the door to darkness”

Sonic adventure 2: tails is drunk again

I don't think Tails's FBI agent will enjoy that.

Love this channel its great to hear these little bits of lore and also going through the pain of translating everything for a 6 minute video you deserve thousands of likes

little advice on how i quickly translate things, i usually use the google translate app to scan text and then put it through DeepL instead since its a lot better at picking up on small things etc etc.

@SquiddoSquid

2 жыл бұрын

also forgot to add but if translate doesn't wanna pick up any text correctly i use the handwriting feature to recreate the text since it doesn't care about stroke order

@lamptrent

2 жыл бұрын

you mention that you use the Google Translate app, do you mean that you hold your phone up to a computer screen and use the camera OCR to get the text? I was hoping there was a better way than that, it can be so cumbersome!

@SquiddoSquid

2 жыл бұрын

@@lamptrent theres a way to import screenshots and images and scan those in the app

The only reason I clicked on the video was the absurd title, and don’t lie that was you too.

Subscribing was not a mistake

4:49 "Bombs? Bombs? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rings (and luck)."

Drunk fox boi? Sign me up

Fantastic stuff that was absolutely wild. Good editing too. Dont think Las Pegasus went unnoticed either ಠ‿ಠ

Lmao Tails is slowly becoming a man over time

@joshshrum2764

2 жыл бұрын

Well I’m really into adult tails think he’d be a stud.

TAILS WTF

Thanks for reminding me, I need to get astronomically high and marathon Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Eggman always survives impossible explosions

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid

2 жыл бұрын

He just comes out a little fried and scrambled. 🍳

I'm always happy when I see one of your videos on my feed

Makes sense because Tails has his physics break here

wow, this is actually... amazing lmao

Keep going my friend you're amazing !

Tails had a better time than sonic did

Thanks alot for translating this. :)

HE WHAT

This is brilliant, great video

Gigachad tails just feels wrong.

Just subscribed this is great !!!

5:51 he will also later survive a fall from planetoid thousands of feet in the sky

I'm incredibly confused and I love it

We needed this

I need more drunk tails.

Still for drunk Tails, my favorite goes back to the Flash cartoon Sonic Uncut episode 2 where the gang goes to Acapulco.

Alright. Tails is a badnik confirmed. G e t e m .

As someone who knows a little bit of Japanese, its really funny to see that part where you tried to peck and type in all the hirigana letters, reminds me of the time when I couldn't read hirigana, katakana or any kanji, and now I can just look at it, use 35% of brain processing power and go "oh yeah, I can roughly read this... except wtf is that kanji i havent seen that before wtf"

Suddenly pachinko for no reason? That's Japan all right.

this is funny when you take into context that tales is 8 years old-

I remember reading that manga you were talking about at the start, someone uploaded a bunch of videos showing that manga, but they only went up to the first chapter Tails showed up in. I remember thinking that his dad unknowingly used to be the first Sonic because of something Nicky says in the first story about his dad using the same ointment which ends up turning him into Sonic in the first place but I don't think that's the case, and Sonic was, around I guess? It's really weird because I don't know very much about it outside of what I've been able to read and while loads of people of have made videos mentioning it, no one's sat down and laid out the whole history before, I don't even know how long it lasted. All I know is that it was Amy and Charmy's first appearences and that it had a huge art style swift at somepoint. I don't know anything else, like why were those the only two characters who made the jump from manga to games or why Amy looks like same as she would in the games but Charmy got such a huge redesign. If you do create a video, I would love to finally learn what was the deal with that, and why the change in design and style when they started doing color chapters.

Au kid me who is a sonic character: Wow tails I never knew that you drink alcohol Au drunk me: please *hic* that's not- Apocalypse drunk me: DON'T YOU FINISH *hic* THAT SENTENCE!

I just hope sonic doesn’t get drunk because the world would be doomed if he did

That ending of the vid really threw me off I didn’t know that clip existed!

Normally, I’d expect sonic to do that. I’m sure sonic for hire sonic mirrors the original guy in more ways than 1

Great video! Bravo!

I didn't know Tails got drunk at brony convention

The ultimate evil in the world.... GAMBLING!!!!!

Bunny girl has officially beaten Rouge

@joshshrum2764

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to argue rouge is basically a hooker, but no the bunny girl is better definitely she’s basically my female Asriel, and she’s quite a fan of tails at least of age versions.

I feel outed for some reason...

I want to know more about this fake Amy plot

the thumbnail lmao

I don't think old Sonic mangas are cannon but this is a very weird manga I think the writer was eating shrooms while writing this

Don't regret subscribing.

When tails is dranked

Cybershell, EU Division.

Only dumb-bots drink liquor! He’s right! Unfortunately tails is now a dumb-bot

Tbh that bunny girl dosent look half bad

Damn tails got wasted without me

I thought this was some sort of joke title but I’m so confused and also laughing at the same time 😭😭😭😭😭

Why cant modern Tails be this way.... I swear they forget his character development in EVERY GAME post SA2

@kacper-ub7kj

2 жыл бұрын

Drunk?

@RealAGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Classic Tails is a gigachad womanizer beast of a man. Modern Tails is a scared kid with an iPad.

we’ve all been there, tails

Teen drinking is very, very, very bad. ... Yo, he got a fake ID though

4:03 And they all say (Sonic The Hedgehog) is for kids...............I think not

I thought I clicked on a meme video not an actual lore video

This is the closest we’ll get to *that comic* being canon.

0:29 "Kinda like Yu-Gi-Oh" Or Chris Chan.

I…..I love this?

Cybershell!

Ayo tails why did you drink it