TacSMASH that tacLIKE button

@IrishHeart

3 жыл бұрын

WAY too many people are NOT smashing that like button!!!!

@black1ava

3 жыл бұрын

Sure

@deeperthnder49

3 жыл бұрын

Laugh

@funtime_foxy9648

3 жыл бұрын

YES Oh my god, IM EARLY

@Destr0yedbyPlut0_

3 жыл бұрын

ok

Opening sequence: My Brain during every exam

@mango2397

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE UR VIDEOS Why your room so dirtty 🤣

@mango2397

3 жыл бұрын

Mango 🥭

@whyareyoureadingthis1266

3 жыл бұрын

Oooo dad's gonna be mad

@simple3555

3 жыл бұрын

oh wow its steven he, I really like your videos

@christianterry3165

3 жыл бұрын

Sup

the intro of this video just made me realize that we are all apart of the Jacksepticeye cult

@jacksepticeye

3 жыл бұрын

and you can never leave

@ghostlysorrow8682

3 жыл бұрын

°_°

@tobyhanke3274

3 жыл бұрын

You achieved heart + reply from the Gaelic Gladiator himself, thou art the chosen one.

@leonardvargas2639

3 жыл бұрын

The only cult that counts

@zachm25

3 жыл бұрын

Praise the septic god

“It’s like an extension cord but several feet less!” Ladies and gentlemen I think it’s clear we’re now deinventing things because we’ve all run out of ideas

@ghostslayer1981

Жыл бұрын

But I own a Lil shorty so maybe. It works if you watch your phone at night but the port too low. You plug one in and then plug your phone in. Endless watching 👀.

@undertaleislife7210

Жыл бұрын

Everyone be like “why is yours so small?”

“EYES DONT WORK LIKE THAT” well clearly Sean doesnt have astigmatism lmao-

@DahliaAsmr143

Жыл бұрын

Fr I have astigmatism and I was like maybe I should get those 😭😭

@stuckbiscuit3796

11 ай бұрын

​@@DahliaAsmr143 SAME like I was actually debating it 💀

@alyyxianasyla5072

11 ай бұрын

I went to the comments to see if someone was going to point it out-

@tiny3334

10 ай бұрын

Yeah seriously I guess we have Vaseline in our eyes 😂😂

@katherinefoote4448

9 ай бұрын

Right???

“Your eyeballs don’t even work like that!” Well I don’t know what that means but Allison’s got astigmatism!

@jacksepticeye

3 жыл бұрын

fucking LOL

@Mr_Dino_

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@robynthebank919

3 жыл бұрын

It's me, I'm Allison, my astigmatism is getting bad :(

@breannarcher4483

3 жыл бұрын

Bro be proud the man, the myth and the legend replied to you. Be proud

@allisonromano235

3 жыл бұрын

@@breannarcher4483 I am, I was so happy I just pogo sticked for 10 minutes straight.

the intro put the fear of god into me, jesus jack

@Slxmpfxck

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Caitlin

@skollkrusher6151

3 жыл бұрын

First of all all my pride and second that's my culture you're talking about

@send-me-a-puffalope

3 жыл бұрын

hey caitlin!! 💕💕 nice to see ya here

@evan._.drawws6293

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ it's jacksepticeye!!

@SoraHound

3 жыл бұрын

@@skollkrusher6151 taking it a bit too much to heart don't you think? They're just having fun

2:06 jack says your eyes don't work like that unless you smear Vaseline all over your eyes. Me with astigmatism: 🥴😶 (lights really do look like to me🤣🤣)

@jamesonyates2388

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I wish my eyes didn't work like this . :(

@Lunar_cosplays

Жыл бұрын

Omg hello fellow astigmatism brother/sister, it's true that living with astigmatism is hard I get migraines a lot cause of mine and indeed it looks like light is basically Vaseline somebody descided to smear all over your face🤣

@lizcoz4714

Жыл бұрын

True!

@alvidoranwashere

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow astigmatic, I feel you

@shawnmoore8460

Жыл бұрын

I am 16 and I learned earlier this year that lights looking like that is not "normal" and I have astigmatism that was an interesting day

Man, I'm baked out of my mind and that intro felt like a spiritual experience

@mau_ghxst

8 ай бұрын

not me reading this while currently baked as heck lmao

@tychopanda

5 ай бұрын

Same, I had to check if I was on the right video

@panickedshears

Ай бұрын

Gonna get baked later and rewatch this video just so I can experience what you did

The tactical amplifier is the boomer equivalent of putting Disney characters on soup cans to get kids to eat their food. “No grandpa it’s not a hearing aid it’s a TAC AMP, it’s the SUPER manly equipment soldiers use to hear things better!”

@Ariplaygames

3 жыл бұрын

Thats exactly what I was thinking! This is such boomer marketing, its really funny xD

@notareallifetiger4817

3 жыл бұрын

I legitimately need to get something like that for my granddad. He refuses to wear his hearing aids constantly.

@James-nu6rq

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget, it's inspired by patriotic military! America!

@jacksepticeye

3 жыл бұрын

No it's not DIET soda, it's pepsi MAX!!

@adityasarkar7172

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksepticeye It's not 7UP, it's Sprite

Therapist: chanting Jack can’t get you, he’s not real. Chanting Jack: ..”laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh”..

@generalsheep4169

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot about laughluaghluaghlaughlaughlaughlaugh

@BlueCheeto

2 жыл бұрын

What about the laughlaughlaughlauguaghlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

@nighpaw4651

2 жыл бұрын

Okay but you forgot laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

@Danny_Gonzalez_SCP

2 жыл бұрын

These comments man /p

@ColossalReaperN7

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was saying fla lmao

Jack predicting the typically commercials with the $19.99 and the “add in another one for free” made me laugh so hard 😂

"Are you trying to build a husband or something?" I'm dead.

Jack: "Real life doesn't look like that!" Me with an astigmatism: "👁️👄👁️"

@Loafy2copi

3 жыл бұрын

Broo I actually thought I commented that 👁💧👄💧👁

@monostina

3 жыл бұрын

Same 🤡💀

@wych0135

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same. Astigmatism and lazy eye sucks

@dragonfighter256

3 жыл бұрын

The hell is that

@kamkapper

3 жыл бұрын

@LEONARDO GARZON TOSETTI are you using gay as an insult?

I feel like these infomercials are literally just the "Am I a joke to you" meme but unironically

@sandychen1381

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@amirelvalhdros7251

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandychen1381 I have heard your cries for communication human. Your "Hi" has gained my mighty attention. What is the wish you would like to convey to my mind?

@domleo0815

3 жыл бұрын

HuH

@seecretgamer777

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandychen1381 Hi is equivalent to hello, but it is considered a little bit more informal in tone. In fact, it was recorded a lot earlier than hello. Hi developed from the Middle English hy, similar to hey and ha. Essentially, these are all terms used to call attention (they’re short and easy to say) that evolved into the greetings we use today.

@muikaiokengoku6225

3 жыл бұрын

@sathish official creations why tf are you here

2:05 Jack: THERE'S NO WAY THEY WORK LIKE THAT Me: My eyes- Jack: THIS ISN'T EVEN REAL LIFE Me: But my eyes do- Jack: YOUR EYEBALLS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT Me: :'D

Jack: “look at this drink! In just thirty minutes it’s gone!” *violently burping and almost gagging* Anyone else curious what that drink was?😅😂😂🤣

@ellyqueen296

10 ай бұрын

Judging by burps, some kind of soda (it has the same effect on me when consumed too fast)

@finnyboi8098

8 ай бұрын

@@ellyqueen296I’m glad I’m not the only one who wondered what he drank for that to happen lol

This series has become Jacksepticeye's Infomercial Review, and Im all for it!

@mattbavolar8516

3 жыл бұрын

Jacksepticeyes infomercial power hour

@RohanSingh-cf9tk

3 жыл бұрын

Yes this series was so hilarious

@aidanvannynatten2787

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, it’s been this way for a long time now.

@natillaamg228

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattbavolar8516 yesss

@necr0tizingfasciiatis.

3 жыл бұрын

@Savetion dude that is not funny AT ALL! that is so disrespectful and rude and jacks dad died only recently and this is how u talk about him that is terrible

I wanna see the un-edited version of Sean dancing, chanting "Laugh laugh laugh laugh"

@NullProgramming

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@flum6206

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes. One of life's necessities.

@spiderping1109

3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine robin having to watch it to edit it like that

@CharlesSchifferSymphony

3 жыл бұрын

Release the Sean Cut. This needs to be done.

@chyannehall4268

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I'm going on my bi-annual re-watch Sean's older videos binge.

@paxmacalpine845

Жыл бұрын

Nice to see another fellow traveler lol!

@lucasmcfloyd7199

3 ай бұрын

On the same journey, miss jacks old funniest home videos

I can imagine Evelyn outside the door hearing this intro and seriously wondering what’s happening

Plot Twist: Jack cast a spell on us in the intro so now we have to laugh.

@youwantmyname9208

3 жыл бұрын

That intro remind me of indigenous people

@henri5560

3 жыл бұрын

@@youwantmyname9208 okay?

@Space-D-Dandy

3 жыл бұрын

@@youwantmyname9208 Oh look Mr.Obvious 😒

@kpopdinonuggy294

3 жыл бұрын

You're a genius!

@youwantmyname9208

3 жыл бұрын

@@henri5560 yes

That opening clip is 100% gonna be a meme

@colinaugstein8291

3 жыл бұрын

Naahhh that’s the intro from now on 😂

@SalamiHoopz

3 жыл бұрын

“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️ My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support pl

@isaiahlee1811

3 жыл бұрын

Ong😂😂😂

@sandvichofchampions3259

3 жыл бұрын

Well of course

@tiggerman9833

3 жыл бұрын

@@SalamiHoopz kk fdd

Can we get a video where Sean uses all of these cooking gadgets to make a meal for Gab. “Hello and welcome to Jacque Septieye’s Kitchen.”

13:58 This is what Doofenshmirtz needed during that marvel collab.

I just realized: magnetic field induction is how a dynamic microphone works. The Boom Touch is literally a microphone.

@hammyofdoom8355

2 жыл бұрын

With a speaker attached

@mrfishyfisshh

2 жыл бұрын

Magnetic force Jack! Nature's force!

@helljumper9578

2 жыл бұрын

Like the ones we used to get as kids from the dollar store? You just yell in it and it made things louder

@buaiaa0b887

2 жыл бұрын

Or it’s using the vibrations

@AmonAmarthFan609

2 жыл бұрын

The sound quality wasn't that great and it wasn't even really THAT loud. Tbh though I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not worth $14 (not much more though)

when you forget to plug your headphones in so your family thinks your starting a cult when the video starts

@blackcatstudios1207

3 жыл бұрын

Who says we aren't?

@tadanohitohito6813

3 жыл бұрын

Me who's still using CD in the third world countries 😑

@jacksepticeye

3 жыл бұрын

get them to join!

@jacobarnold6486

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksepticeye you got it Jack!

@amandamarie9618

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksepticeye Unus Seánus

My dad has one of those speakers, and we use it on Christmas eve when we're next to the fire. It works really well.

@okamiwolfheart7680

Жыл бұрын

Yeah my mom got one and I stole it 😂 My case is chunky though so I have to take that off, it’s my only complaint

@the_storyyeller2191

11 ай бұрын

My sister has one and i'm kind of jealous

I've gotten more Irish as I get older and it's definitely at least partly Jack's fault

@BisexualG00SE

Жыл бұрын

Same

Imagine Jack do that intro dancing to his queen like a bird trying to impress his love

@Selena-ee6ch

3 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my drink reading that 🤣🤣🤣

@death13fox92

3 жыл бұрын

Now imagine him doing it in a Lauren cloth dancing to her lol

@tiarehenry7507

3 жыл бұрын

yea it looks like a mating call and dance

@gmt_cthulh

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@flamehashira953

3 жыл бұрын

God damnit I can totally see that

“Your eyeballs don’t work like that” My astigmatism: think again

@susanfreeman5116

3 жыл бұрын

Aey! 👉🏻

@fubar9629

3 жыл бұрын

yep came down to comment the same thing

@Chem-Chem

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that a serious issue on a bigger level?! I have a small bit of astigmatism that I inherited from my mother and even that much sucks.

@milksniffer2566

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say LOL

@starchild4908

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Ayo, I just realized that Jack had painted nails in this video and he's absolutely slaying.

@tychopanda

5 ай бұрын

Fugg yeah

Jack's expression change when granny lue says "with two fingers" shows how fast he relises that the pump chop was a rip off

“All with just 2 fingers” Seáns face went dead serious

@amandamarie9618

3 жыл бұрын

Seán: "😶😏👀"

Jack: "That's not how light works..." *Everyone with an astigmatism glares*

@itiswhatitisinnit

3 жыл бұрын

true

@alabamaalleycat3992

3 жыл бұрын

Yupp

@ManasGangwar

3 жыл бұрын

I feel this.

@HyperFlameBoi246

3 жыл бұрын

and i took that personally

@kaylamourato9954

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Jack talking about how real life doesn’t look like that with the tack glasses…me having an astigmatism: “it doesn’t?”

22:10 I remember these! When I used to ski as a kid, to warm my hands up my mom gave me smaller and round things like these and worked exactly like that! aaww what a good childhood memory

So, the “Boom Touch” honestly seems like a fancy version of putting your phone in a cup...sounds just as good to.

@EmperorOfAjvar

3 жыл бұрын

If it would work like that yeah. I imagine even if it worked the quality would be shity af

@palerose1166

3 жыл бұрын

I have one and its a lot more clearer than the video.. you only need one tho lol

@barranex94c94

3 жыл бұрын

So my buddy in school owned something like the “boom touch” and your right just a fancy upgrade.

@icchance3734

3 жыл бұрын

Seems*

@MrMaradok

3 жыл бұрын

@@icchance3734 oops, you’re right, I’ll fix that.

Jacksepticeye should start a second series called, "Testing funny items" where he buys and reviews products like this.

@jorjanovak7147

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a great idea

@fdw1977

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@Devils7thstring

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god you’re a genius

@JD-ph9cx

3 жыл бұрын

he did something like that with pewds

@reflex2793

3 жыл бұрын

She's already done that you idiots

The d-frost wonder actually worked. We had one or something similar growing up.

@anzaca1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's called a microwave.

@theogtimeclock

Жыл бұрын

@@anzaca1 don't thaw meat in the microwave please

@Dom_Maretti

9 ай бұрын

@@theogtimeclock But e coli is fun...

3:35 I'd like to point out, having worked in an egg processing plant, that the hard boiled eggs there are actually heated and steamed like that, more so than boiling them. 13:10 Now... I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to plug extension cords into power strips anyway. So you're trading an 'unsightly mess' for a fire hazard.

I love how he's actually tearing into these products now instead of being sarcastic the whole time.

@drakerieve6239

3 жыл бұрын

Oooo I'm 2 yessss fuck yha yessss you helped me with so much depression yay first time iv ben there's early iv watched you for 5 and a half years like a boss

@leeprole4059

3 жыл бұрын

@@drakerieve6239 you feeling good bro?

@drakerieve6239

3 жыл бұрын

I'm good still dealing with it

@Void_Ghost_Beelz

3 жыл бұрын

But when has he actually been sarcastic? I can’t even remember one where he was

@tylerbarnes2393

3 жыл бұрын

The boom touch actually works

For some reason, the Snap and Sooth was super popular in South African primary school's like 10 years ago. Kids would trade colours and pay people to borrow them for the day.

@ruthfurber5838

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY SOUL YES I REMEMBER THAT

This intro is the best three hours of editing I’ve ever seen!

I'm so proud of him for buying the slap chop. LONG LIVE VINCE!!!

That "... just, bye" "My coffee" at the end killed me. Robin's too good.

@BigLord

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best and quickest self plug I've ever seen. Robin is indeed a genius.

@nisonenorgren6047

3 жыл бұрын

Huh? I must have missed that

@luvsharlie

3 жыл бұрын

Robin Thicke? Yeah he's a leg-end.

@BigLord

3 жыл бұрын

@@nisonenorgren6047 very last second of the video!

The Tac stands for tacky, not tactical. Those honestly are my favorite because in every single one nick says "there's just nothing like it on the market today" and it's just sunglasses or a flashlight... Also In every video he sells polarizing products in, they just show totally fake unrealistic edited visual conditions, and then "put the Tac glasses on" or flip the visor down and just superimpose the regular footage onto it. Like bro, no fucking headlight in the world is that bright, especially during the DAY. And they always do the screen demonstration pretending it's too bright to see without the glasses or visor, when all they did is peel off the polarizing film on the screen. there's literally no image without a Polarizer, it's not too bright. It's the worst, tackiest, most obviously scammy marketing I've ever seen and it's fucking gold every time

This man's vocals are absolutely STUNNING. He has screamed more times than I can count yet he can still produce vocals like at 0:05

Jack: "Those aren't even real lights. Your eyeballs don't look like that." Me, with severe astigmatism: 👁👄👁

@Museofmemory

3 жыл бұрын

The moment where part of Jack's audience realised they need glasses

@joydownen961

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Lol!

@sick0child

3 жыл бұрын

I came here to say the same thing haha

@Jikitsu

3 жыл бұрын

Same haha, I'm lucky mines not that bad but I do get alot of blurry lights

@Muniiiverse

3 жыл бұрын

@@Museofmemory that moment when you go to an optician and they tell you that you have astigmatism but don't need glasses...kinda sus

Seán: "Your eyeballs don't work like that; this is a camera!" Me with an astigmatism in both eyes: 👁💧👄💧👁 "Well you don't have to *DRAG* me and my Dollar Tree vision like that..."

@dragonayre-00

3 жыл бұрын

I have astigmatism toooo I thought everyone see lights like me until recently Me: what do you mean you see light without the spiky things that come out of it? I saw it like stars this whole time!!

@TheJessDoer

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who came here to say this!

@brandinm1394

3 жыл бұрын

Saameee

@PigeonLord

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t have an astigmatism but I still see lights like that 🥲 I’ve been to an optometrist and apparently I have 20/15 vision, this still perplexes me.

@joejoecraft1782

3 жыл бұрын

lol i also have astigmatism

I don't know why, but when I saw Jack's reaction to seeing six lil' shorties, I almost died of asphyxiation from laughing. I could feel my lungs collapsing.

5:50 I actually do still use CDs, but only ripping. Something I love doing is going to music stores, and just browsing the CD shelves, looking for obscure albums I've never heard of that catch my interest. If I like it, I rip it for my collection. I've found a lot of really obscure music that I never would've encountered browsing online, simply because it's too old and/or unknown. Of course, sometimes I get stinker albums that were a waste of $5, but that gamble is part of the fun.

Séan: Eyes don’t work like that People with an astigmatism: I beg to differ

@balamb25

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking this!! Oh... you mean it's not normal to take off your glasses at night and see GIANT BLURRY SNOWFLAKES on every street light?

@xanderwrahn

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say 😂

@Mizaxa

3 жыл бұрын

yeah like My eyes ALWAYS have that. only when i put my glasses on do i not have the flared out light.

@SirVoidEater

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mizaxa i still have that when i wear my glasses are you saying it is supposed to go away?

damn, jack’s version of ‘shark bait ooh ha ha’ is so good, man

@arktube6558

3 жыл бұрын

Ay!!! I thought that too!

when i was younger my grandma actually bought a Boom Touch and it’s actually not a scam. if your phone is positioned the right way, the Boom Touch actually acts as a speaker and inhances the sound. it was really cool and as people may see it like a scam- it isn’t.

"who in their right mind is using cds anymore" me watching this infront of my metal cd collection 👀 (its comfortingly nostalgic ok)

@mr.nickols1293

Жыл бұрын

Cripes it's like having a museum exhibit in your home lol.

@slandracon3853

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.nickols1293 Dude I still have an old MIB 2 VHS in my closet somewhere (Even if I cant ever use it :)

I love that when Sean gets sooo angyyy he turns 10000% more Irish......I approve

@angusthebear7652

3 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE

@joseywales3580

3 жыл бұрын

He’s got the shamrock power

@seantheroyalknight6932

3 жыл бұрын

Why thank you

“This isn’t real life, your eyeballs don’t work like that” My blind ass “I-it shouldn’t work like that??-..”

@delta_g2831

3 жыл бұрын

You might have astigmatism if you see it like that

@ashphobic3703

3 жыл бұрын

@@delta_g2831 I've had astigmatism since I was 6, I legit thought this was normal until someone told me it was not-

@deathperception9285

3 жыл бұрын

Your not blind or you wouldn't be able to type this

@gingerfail1669

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathperception9285 it was hyperbole or a great exaggeration of the truth they aren’t claiming they’re blind, idiot

@delta_g2831

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashphobic3703 samee I didn't realise what it was then my vision got MUCH worse and I went to the doctors and they were like 'oh shit, your eyes are fucked' 😂

Sean pulling out products he bought from another informercial was the most unexpected Uno reverse card moment I've ever experienced.

I've actually seen the "night vision tac glasses" in Walmart

"Your eyeballs don't work like that!" My astigmatism: "LAUGH!"

@ApostleOfCats

3 жыл бұрын

Shivam Yadav b o t

@robahahn84

3 жыл бұрын

Preach!!!

“There’s just nothing like it on the market today!” Me, who’s worn hearing aids since I was 4: “ex-SQUSE ME!?”

@MrSplicer3

3 жыл бұрын

Do we need to turn the volume up?

@susanfreeman5116

3 жыл бұрын

I just got mine! They are an actual lifesaver 🦻

Is anyone going to bring up the horrible placement of the tv in that room 11:22

9:07 "working out"

sean:”it’s just a usb drive, here you can have this one for free” also sean: “it has all my noods on it”

@karma1520

3 жыл бұрын

I think for half of the ppl in the comment section that only sweetens the deal 😂

@yvettemartinez42

3 жыл бұрын

I would most definitely take it for all the "extra storage" the nudes are a plus lmao

Jack: “Your eyes don’t work like that!” Me with astigmatism: uhh...

@lorenbegley5181

3 жыл бұрын

Relate 😂

@Typhlo_ttv

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Reaper1785

3 жыл бұрын

Deadass that bloom makes it so hard to drive at night.

@ravengrim2117

3 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaaaaame

@anirvana

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's what it's called? I was kinda confused when Jack said that, guess I have astigmatism then lol

2023 Brain Leak idea= Still waiting for the Slap Chop video lol

@Ho_Lee_Fook

7 ай бұрын

He did it 11 months ago

with the vision thing on the first product it shows an astigmatism and what you see with it lmao

"This isn't even real life! Your eyeballs don't work like that!" Cries in astigmatism.

@thelucindamay

3 жыл бұрын

haha feel you, the image used for the heavy traffic is exactly how lights look for me when night driving :(

@stitchywitchybee

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelucindamay It's so awful, I basically can't drive after dusk anymore because of it. I just don't feel like I can see well enough to be safe on the road at night because all of the streetlights and car lights are blown out and blurred together like that. I'm sorry you have to deal with it too!

@shamrockgamer401

3 жыл бұрын

What is astigmatism can someone kindly explain please

@djboogymonster

3 жыл бұрын

Truth.

@djboogymonster

3 жыл бұрын

@@shamrockgamer401 misshapen eyeballs. Normal people have roundish eyes. Astigmatism is when your eyes are shaped more like a football (American football). Causes all kinds of fun vision issues.

Gabs in the other room like "He's lost it again BB, give him space to make loud Irish noises."

I had that “no Bluetooth” speaker. I got it as a gift, thank god because it’s a waste of money. Unlike most speakers, that produce a clean crisp sound (usually better quality than your phone), this just… makes your phone speaker louder? It’s hard to describe. Think of it like your phone getting so loud the quality decreases, like a microphone getting maxed out and becoming static-y. As jack said “total horseshit”

The funny thing about the defrost pad, it actually works. My parents bought one and i would mess around by sticking ice on it. It melts pretty quickly.

I laughed when Granny Lou said “With only two fingers” and Sean’s smile INSTANTLY vanished

@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao i just saw that and i burst out wheezing

@d.e.n.n.y

2 жыл бұрын

@@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 💀. It was like a “what did she just say” look 💀💀💀

@lukeleon

2 жыл бұрын

@@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 😂

@Lady_Violet22

2 жыл бұрын

Why else are just those two fingers trimmed properly? Heheheh

@babyaxolotl6433

2 жыл бұрын

I found the emoji for Sean's reaction 😐

"Are you making a husband or something ?" :- jacksepticeye That line really got me 😂😂

@luckystarplays1837

3 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the pfp

@SkyKin

3 жыл бұрын

5:04 One of the best parts, got me as well xD 👌

“It’s all gone off the rails in season 3” is something I say now every time shit starts going wrong in my life

You can tell that Jack is very confident in himself and does whatever he wants for his intros because he's hit a wide range of entertainment and knows he can't please everyone.

@FranciumBoron

3 жыл бұрын

And that is when you truly are free.

@doodlecaboodle9298

3 жыл бұрын

Todays humor is exactly this so it’s not too far fetched to say he’s just pleasing the majority

@Kayla.124

3 жыл бұрын

*me not knowing what it means*

@spacewolfcub

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kayla.124 - It means the intro is offensive to native americans, but Seán does it anyway because to him personally it was just funny or pleasant sounding.

@spacewolfcub

3 жыл бұрын

PS: He did sound very pretty and I hope he doesn’t get cancelled over it.

This series is slowly turning into Jacksepticeye debunks advertisements and I love it

@sarac9424

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see him react to the dr. Sasquatch soap ad cause its so ridiculous

@burgerbenis2600

3 жыл бұрын

He’s slowly becoming jackskepticeye

To note for anyone interested: if you see an infomercial where there's a product being used by someone who seems like they don't know what hands are, it's likely designed for people with parkinsons/arthritis. But! The cool thing is that if people who just wanna be a little lazy now and then buy those products, it massively drives down the price for people who need them! So this is your excuse: buy that semi-useless gadget, be a little lazy, and know that you're doing a good job

"We don't have night vision!" Teeeeechnically he's not actually wrong. The Human Eye is designed so that it can adjust its visual focus based on the ambient light, meaning that if you're in the dark for an extended period of time you have a rudimentary form of "Night Vision". Sudden exposure to bright light can quickly reverse this process, leaving you at square 1 with your daytime eyeballs

What makes those hearing aids tactical, is my Grandfather tactically turning it down when he was getting in trouble for leaving a mess in the kitchen.

@SpiraEclipse

3 жыл бұрын

What an icon

@ksnarks

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to be 70. I’m halfway there. I shall use your grandfather’s tactics.

@TheBedroomSimRacer

2 жыл бұрын

Vietnam flashbacks anyone?

I'm literally blasting the opening sequence on max and my family is looking at me in a very meaningful manner

@nightfox7859

3 жыл бұрын

The word you're looking for is concerned 😟

@whomidity3953

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@Spoookboo

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@TheDoomsock

3 жыл бұрын

Make it your ring tone

@TechnicalTactician

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDoomsock Make it your alarm and play it on the radio in traffic stops

Fun Fact: When the TacVisor was being shown with the eagle on the white screnn, that was just a screen with the LCD panel off. And the vosor was the LCD.

I actually have the defrost wonder but a different brand, and it does actually work lol

@kkkggg19

Жыл бұрын

It's a slab of metal. I can make that with foil and a chopping board. Or the bottom of a pan. Or ANYTHING metal.

I never realized that sitting at home sick as a child and watching these terrible infomercials on TV was such a unique American experience lol

@Erowens98

3 жыл бұрын

We have them in Finland too, though they're usually nighttime TV for low budget channels that don't have nighttime programs for some reason.

@i_am_not_linear6278

3 жыл бұрын

i remember sneaking out to the tv at 3am and watching hours of ads, i’m australian btw

@stargirl7646

3 жыл бұрын

I’m living in Korea now and oh my gosh they have SO MANY home shopping channels - help! 😂

@phantom8580

3 жыл бұрын

I’m American and I haven’t seen as much of them as used to but I grew up with Vince hopper and billy Mayes screaming on the tv

@papercandle6842

3 жыл бұрын

everywhere has them, you just have to be a child and find those weird channels to find them

I love how literally all of them say “THE SECRET IS THIS HIGH TECH-“

@FilmsNerf2

3 жыл бұрын

STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY SUPER ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY

"Look at this drink! in 30 minutes-" *Burps and cries in agony* *dies* "It's gone!"

It’s crazy, the boombox is actually real, I used to have one when I was younger.

imagine jacks girlfriend just walks in and your chanting laugh

@blazingskies232

3 жыл бұрын

She's probably used to it

@bunkusdundongo6675

3 жыл бұрын

You're. Or do you mean Jack? Is "Jack" your in this context? Or is "your" the audience? Hmmm...... Does that mean Jack's girlfriend is in all our houses?

@thatboygooxse_8775

3 жыл бұрын

introducing the tacgirlfriend

@blasttrooper5641

3 жыл бұрын

@@bunkusdundongo6675 haha I hate that comment

@monobeardesbearer9069

3 жыл бұрын

@@bunkusdundongo6675 it's not that deep

"This isnt even real life! Your eyes don't work like that!" *cries in astigmatism*

@DrMcSpankus

3 жыл бұрын

t r u e

@datkitten

3 жыл бұрын

right it not as bad but its close. my step dad got a pair for my mom and those work. like its exaggerated to sell.

@perfectcatto

3 жыл бұрын

ikr!! my glasses help but night time is still just a fireworks show :((

@jackoven8675

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a man of culture i see

@mysticalwhims223

3 жыл бұрын

@@perfectcatto yup :C its a pain in the but

The thing about that plate is that it does work, it will defrost a chicken in 12 minutes and all the other stuff, but it takes like 4 minutes in a microwave on the defrost setting

3:10 dont forget granny has artchrites

These tac products are just like "here's a normal household thing, BUT PATRIOTIC!"

@erinjordon829

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking when he said, why do you need a tac visor? I said, because the glasses don't have an eagle flag DUH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kiranshah1672

Жыл бұрын

WITH THE AMERICAN EAGLE!

@ghostslayer1981

Жыл бұрын

I wanna see the tac flag, the tactical flag to deter potential muggers, but helps them see you support the USA. 🇺🇸

"If you're still using CDs we have a bigger problem!" Me, ignoring my giant case of CDs and nodding "You tell 'em!"

@VariaSweetGuardian

3 жыл бұрын

Most of my older games are on CD's 😅

@celestephira

3 жыл бұрын

@@VariaSweetGuardian ZUMA is best game, change my mind 😂

@ashley011495

3 жыл бұрын

I have to burn CDs all the time for my job. I'm an engineer and whenever we submit plans to the city or county they usually ask for a digital copy of the pdf on a cd even though we email them the pdfs anyways.

@ramen_noods_01

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@greenoak2205

3 жыл бұрын

Me pushing away my entire box full of floppy disks

2:08 no my eyes do work like that because I have an astigmatism. light trails in star patterns like that for me and so many others, and prescription lenses don't fix that part

Okay, the blurry car and traffic lights thing is possible if you a) actually wear glasses, b)it’s raining and/or is very humid. But that is due to the humidity itself, those glasses are going to do nothing.

"Who's using CD's?!" ....*slides my CD case of 2000's music under the rug*...

@DamienXavier1828

3 жыл бұрын

I just bought 5 cds this week. 😂

@theassassin8706

3 жыл бұрын

Some older people might still have some of their precious photos on CD, and wanting to digitalized their photos, Safe N Sound sounds like a pretty useful thing

@CheshieD

3 жыл бұрын

@@theassassin8706 hey I’m 19 and I use CDs in the car, mainly a bunch of musicals though so...

@theassassin8706

3 жыл бұрын

@@CheshieD Why'd you respond to my comment? Lol

@CheshieD

3 жыл бұрын

@@theassassin8706 didn’t mean to but was too lazy to change it afterwards 😂😂😂

Jack: "Who's paying $130 for a Bluetooth speaker?" My mother:

@lordgenerias

3 жыл бұрын

I got a 100 dollar one for free once. I think that's also how many times I used it. Wireless earbuds with their own volume control, maybe?

@__boomer2__

3 жыл бұрын

I bought a $100+ Bose speaker. No regrets, that thing is badass

@eringann3162

3 жыл бұрын

My bf with his Bose speaker as well:

@TDAdvocate

3 жыл бұрын

JBL and Bose speakers are actually well worth the heavy price tags. If you go to parties or hang out with friends regularly then $130 is honestly going on the cheap end. To really bring the sound you would want upwards of a $300 speaker. But that's because they aren't Bluetooth only but also have auxiliary ports, can daisy chain, have subs, etc.

@kevinspencer2515

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"the slap chop review is coming soon. Just you wait" And then. It did. It finally did.

"lord jesus its all gone off the rails in season 3" my life in a nutshell

0:00 And here we have Sean’s mating call-

@Fred_boy2000

2 жыл бұрын

0:06 is his siren

@sydneysilva1638

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO😂😂😂

@arfansthename

2 жыл бұрын

I get it... Jehovah Witness, TomSka

@mrdigbears5675

2 жыл бұрын

@@arfansthename 😂🥰🥰😅🥰😅😅😅

@arfansthename

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrdigbears5675 ...ok?