i like how he completely did not address that that girl's name is tractor

@internetguy692

4 жыл бұрын

Normal girl's name in Ireland, he just didn't think it was weird

@lphphd5298

4 жыл бұрын

very common irish name

@ZombieTurtleInvasion

4 жыл бұрын

huh. til

@ethanvallance3437

4 жыл бұрын

Lph PhD really? I thought it was welsh

@magickmiiror2853

4 жыл бұрын

Please tell me you guys are kidding, or is 'Tractor' truly a common Irish name??

Normal people in dates: tries to chat with the other person Kevin: tries to make a molotov

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

He just wants a hot date

@FelipeSilva-yj4hq

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, the pun was awfully fun

@FelipeSilva-yj4hq

4 жыл бұрын

@UCRVW3oNmZabrgnTlnKTlYyg yeah dude, I don't have reasons not to like you

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@FelipeSilva-yj4hq was it a guy called king Autism tv?

@TwinkleTwinkleTruly

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an interesting date tbh XD

There's nothing wrong with your date setting everything in the restaurant on fire and trying to stuff steaks in your armpits. It just means they have a quirky personality

@olivercharles2930

Жыл бұрын

omg he must be a caprisun

@idiotidiot5821

Күн бұрын

Lol flashbacks to Sally assaulting Alex on Taskmaster with cake and waterboarding

Kevin, the type of guy that cooks a steak with a match

@Kath2378

4 жыл бұрын

and completely burns it in the process

@noreski435

4 жыл бұрын

He cuts a hole in a aluminum can, lights a candle in there and then cooks the steak on the top of the can like the galaxy brain genius he is.

@IceKreacher

4 жыл бұрын

That's hot

@Manglet762

3 жыл бұрын

There's enough guys out there that do this to warrant a type?

@FloridaGuy53

2 жыл бұрын

@Gurlmoo Crabs By smacking it, really, really hard.

*Post YT Kevin: "I can't remember what it's like to be an average human being"* *Pre YT Kevin: "I used to play the HEEYYYYEEEAAAA song on a 10 hour loop when we closed the store for my colleagues to work too"*

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

To remember you'd have to be an average human being to begin with 🤔

@IceKreacher

4 жыл бұрын

"average human being"

@misplacedatoms7189

4 жыл бұрын

"human being"

@sparrow7695

4 жыл бұрын

“Uman being”

@justsomechickenwithinterne5746

4 жыл бұрын

Human bean

"Trust me I'm Irish" is how I'm going to start suggesting Kevin to people

@LaurenTheorist

4 жыл бұрын

You should watch CallMeKevin. Who is CallMeKevin? Isn't he that violent KZreadr? Ah, just trust him, he's Irish.

@assfaultthearmadillo4687

4 жыл бұрын

4:10

@rosecarter5597

4 жыл бұрын

same

@Emil_Stoltz

3 жыл бұрын

Me: "Dude, you gotta check out this guy on youtube, call me kevin!" Friend: "Ooh, what's he like?" Me: "Trust me, I'm irish!" Friend: "You're not though." Me: "Ummm..."

“Gonna send this match to him as a warning” I actually laughed so hard lmfaooo

@funkypigeon2417

4 жыл бұрын

We all love Kevin 😂😂

“You wouldn’t mind if I stuck a steak in your armpit, would you?” KEVIN! This is a family show!!!

@OiStylo

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Morgan orrr is iit? 👀

@Chromwel-A

4 жыл бұрын

Well, the steak is family friendly. Don't worry.

@widowswail888

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I can hear the last sentence in my head

@gracehaven5459

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander you look like James Franco when he is high

@maddied7737

4 жыл бұрын

What videos of him are you watching? lol

Watching Kevin flirt is one of the most adorable things ever. It's okay Kevin, they might not appreciate your molotov, but I'd totally take it!

@reaperwolf7360

3 жыл бұрын

The wild Kevin in his natural habitat 😂

Game: she wants wine Kevin : where is the fecking wine!? we gonna make Molotov!! Kevin is everyone's dream date🤣

@potardo9851

4 жыл бұрын

Also buys additional steaks to put in his dates armpits. Steaks for days.

@masterflameboss17

4 жыл бұрын

Looney K And every boys bf

@uglysongsforuglysouls

4 жыл бұрын

He’s just generally everyone’s dream bf

@szkvv518

4 жыл бұрын

Holly Hale no doubt.

@thomasricardobarros8410

4 жыл бұрын

@@masterflameboss17 yeah! The boys, don't forget the boys.

"so many people just found my channel and left" bold of you to assume that they could leave...

@anamariaapostol

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they are stuck in his basement

"She wants wine, beer and shots just to tolerate my company". Dad, is that you?

Kevin: Oh whats this, a new match? This game is already unrealistic. Lol Anybody ever want to go visit Kevin and give him a hug? Lol.

@amidar6634

4 жыл бұрын

i volunteer as a tribute but bring me a stool please

@sofialaya596

4 жыл бұрын

If there's alcohol, of course

@melanekhirano762

4 жыл бұрын

I would go but I already have a restraining order

@Vila_Freyphen

4 жыл бұрын

Guys don't worry, he already has his hugger, he just likes to joke like that xD

@JuicyBagel44

4 жыл бұрын

Timmy Still wanna hug him tho. Lol

Kevin: "I play games for a living I dont have any frovgh ogh twhe whoglnevof"

@IceKreacher

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Dunstone that's hot

Waiter: "It's that fecker thats burns the tables, again!"

Kevin managed to destroy my dinner too because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t eat properly. Curse you Kevin

"Staff friendly but food floats away" is the only Yelp review I'll leave from now on.

14:18 I can't believe you made Kevin say Bore Ragnarok. What a madlad.

Kevin: "oMg we got a blowtorch!". Tractor: (●__●)

I remember seeing a serious ad for this on Instagram and thinking “I wonder when Kevin will see this”

@PickleVonTrapp

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha me too

12:48 Damn imagine finding out your date is a jedi and just rolling your eyes Also this video revived my faith in romance just in time to make me feel lonely on Valentine's Day so cheers for that Kevin aha

"awe yeah, right in the eyeball. That's where you absorb the alcohol fastest. Trust me I'm Irish" did Kevin say "eye"rish?

@FloridaGuy53

2 жыл бұрын

Badum tss

"Look, I play games for a living, I-" *Incoherent Irish noises.*

Kevin and his date end up getting together and having a baby Breaking news: feckin lunatic kicks baby across yard

@kobu1468

4 жыл бұрын

Their kid probably stole the sheep

"wheres the wine, i want to make a molotov" ahh kevin, showing of his 100% irish heritage

Day 7 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him

@namelessenigma

4 жыл бұрын

he really is

@johan_r59

4 жыл бұрын

And with the voice of an angel

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@mightyreds1892

4 жыл бұрын

Elsa Gordon day 7 of being cringe

@elsalene1044

4 жыл бұрын

@@mightyreds1892 :)

Kevin: "Merley isn't even a name." Also Kevin: *Goes on a date with a woman named Tractor*

I laughed at the floating food frustration so hard I did one of those loud inhale laughs and scared the shit out of all my pets at once.

Kevin’s channel is like a black hole Traps you In and doesn’t let you leave Lots of people die because of it And dark...very dark

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Jacob Hart what?

@farhan_arbud

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON bahhyshhv jhr jjzh heujjjvgue

@MudmanBlues

4 жыл бұрын

yyhata yyue neyelasf

Your videos are genuinely something I look forward to kevin😂

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's good

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Same. Highlight of my day.

I love how Kevin has table manners. *He’s trying guys*

Me: *casually eating soup while watching this* "Note to self...I will feck right off eating this soup, apparently."

Kevin: "This restaurant is fecked!" *zoom in on all the food on the floor*

I've definitely been on all of these dates. This is like my dating history on youtube...

@bigfudge2031

4 жыл бұрын

did you let the guy stick the steak in your armpit or not?

@zigguratdafoo

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA UR SO QUIRKY AND INTERESTING HAHAH

@ostalgie6502

4 жыл бұрын

Datnikka Joe Yes.

Me, an introvert: "Define Table Manners"

@Thenoobestgirl

4 жыл бұрын

Me, a hooligan: "Define Manners"

@blight00000

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a psychopath: "Define"

Kevin: This date is going great! Gravity: Im about to end this man's entire career

Normal people: *Enjoy there date* Kevin: "You wouldn't mind if I put steak this in your arm pit?"

@GeorgeWockington01

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes correct speling

“leave them a bad yelp review”

if kevin stuck a steak in my armpit on a date, heh well it wouldn’t be called a date anymore

@mikejameson7678

4 жыл бұрын

@John Stonik ba dum TSSSSSSSS

Please play more, I laughed so hard I cried

I always imagine that Kevin actually has a super hot girlfriend, and is just pretending to be terrible at romance.

Talking from experience you actually can’t get drunk from beer in the eye. 1. It burns like a white mans sunburn 2. I can no longer see out of my left-most eye

@gracehaven5459

4 жыл бұрын

RYGUYSUPAFLYGUY hilarious

Kevin please play the fallout new Vegas dead money dlc, I would love to see how you manage the challenges.

@egg494

4 жыл бұрын

Vibe check

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@AxxL _”success”_ The only thing you’re successful at is bothering innocent commenters and content creators. Success is something people work towards, but the work you’ve put in is minimal and negligible for your videos. Nobody even wants to watch them. If anyone wants to watch a good video just check out any of the people famous for making good videos. RT, Kevin, and others. You’re not going to read this, because you probably don’t understand half of the words I’m saying, and you refuse to acknowledge it. You act like Jake Paul who labels anyone who criticizes him as a hater and ignores them. Stop. Just stop. Even I can make better videos than you, because I TRY. And yet your blatant advertising is getting you a lot of hate, but I guess any attention is helpful, even though it’s bad. In conclusion I wrote an essay that nobody will read woo.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi that's the most accurate essay describing that parasite I've ever seen.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@Drifter 393 I have issues with AxxL replying to comments with a statement just like that every day

@egg494

4 жыл бұрын

Vibe check

Day 294 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah!

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

ever thought of the possibility that kevin is someone who doesn't like birthdays, why are you guys generalizing? or am i the only one who thinks at his birthday "oh hopefully nobody is gonna notice or mention anything"? i'm not triggered, just curious :D

@nikkiesona

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 I'm not calling out his birthday, just trying to be positive n stuff. I started this when the "day x of asked Kevin to do y" comments were really common, so I decided to do a version that didn't ask anything of Kevin, but just appreciated him in a sort of silly/dumb but still positive way. Have a lovely day/night, friend. :)

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 me, I'm joining for the ride since I've watched this countdown for a while (I forgot exactly when)

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikkiesona thanks for spreading positivity, my comment was also not meant that seriously, i wouldn't spit in your face if you wish me happy bday... for me it's just kinda depressing and i wouldn't want to hear it every day of the year :D

I love Kevin’s subtle hand gesture at 8:48 xD

My daily dose of drugs is Kevin saying “Hey there friends!”

@yelloweyeball

4 жыл бұрын

Also get my daily dose from when he says "My name is Kevin" too.

Kevin: *Holds a knife in front of her face* Also Kevin: "She looks agitated for some reason"

"You wouldn't mind if i stuck this steak in your armpit, would you?" Got to remember that pickup line.

That moment you know the upload schedule so you just wait on his youtube channel and just refresh until you see that new video

@Phinmeister

4 жыл бұрын

DeletedGemz you could be like me and get daily notifications at 12 pm my time

@zofyrose

4 жыл бұрын

@@Phinmeister Notifications are always late for me

@Phinmeister

4 жыл бұрын

zofyrose aw lame :/

@user-ly6mi3rn4b

4 жыл бұрын

8pm for me unfortunately i can only watch an hour later

Hey, Kevin. Your videos got me through depression. Thank you for everything, please keep up.

3:30 Oh boy. We are going to have a field day with this clip

Dude, I am sitting here at my computer, eating McD's while watching your video. *slurps on energy drink* I get you.

@kyrstenmarie

4 жыл бұрын

CatMuto 👏👏👏

Omg dude i can’t believe Kevin has already reached 2 million subs keep going, that will be double soon at this rate. Love this channel been a fan for a while much love. Also I miss the gta videos would really enjoy some more especially if it involves a bus

Kevin: Table Manners but I have terrible manners Also Kevin: (Talks with his mouth full) Yeah, he's telling the truth

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

But seriously though, people that unironically do that, and aren't young, can just feck off.

@bridgetbrennan6615

4 жыл бұрын

Found you again

Even a disembodied hand can't escape Kevin's customisation

Please more, this was wholesome!

80% of these games you play I never knew existed 😅

3:31 Ah Yes, that is very UwU.

This looks heaps of fun! Would love to see more

I would love to see more of this. Very funny to watch!

5:51 I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently, I steered clear of them

"oop oop oop oop oop oop oop hold on, I'll get some of it in" - CallMe "CallMeKevin" Kevin 2020

kevin in the intro honestly better table manners then my mom sometimes. Eating with your mouth closed i respect

More please! This was really fun

*Kevin goes on a real date* Hey how ya doing, my name is Kevin!

Day 267 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

I can't even with your videos! Lmfao! I love them! Btw, snorting beer out of your nose hurts!!! 😂😂😂

This was hilarious. More please!

“OMG we got a blowtorch lady come feel this” Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha😂

3:37 all of us furries irl

I'd love to see more of it

More please! this has been one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while on your channel !

Ah yes, my daily reason to live.

There should definitely be a KevinASMR channel.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Just him yelling at games without any music or game noise

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

[gentle screams from my basement (ASMR)]

@keely2664

4 жыл бұрын

lukey kong Keismr is you will

This entire video is funny, I absolutely love it, keep up the good work kevin!

The ad before this video was the advert for this game. Perfect

day 155 of telling kevin i love and appreciate him xoxo

Day 1 of asking Kevin to be my date for prom Kevin, will you be my prom date? 💗

I watch this channel bc once per video you say the funniest possible thing you could. This time it was I’m gonna send this match to him as a warning

Keep up with the kick ass content Kevin 👍. Stay awesome

I Find it funny how kevin always acts like he doesnt have a girlfriend

@NorthernGreenEyes

4 жыл бұрын

Right!? We want an introduction Kevo!!!!

@casdenhouting2415

4 жыл бұрын

@@NorthernGreenEyes indeed a proper introduction would be nice instead of us lurking around her instagram and hearing her in his spiderman body suit vid lol

@IceKreacher

4 жыл бұрын

Cas den Houting wait what

@casdenhouting2415

4 жыл бұрын

@@IceKreacher lmao yes he has a gf her @ is annarudolf_chess on instagram

Still a better lovestory than Twilight

MORE OF THIS PLEASE! I need to learn some table manners through this game.

Yes this was hilarious!!!!! Need more!!!!!

"OH MY GOD WE GOD A BLOWTORCH!" KEVIN NO!

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin _yes_

@Mister_mushroomlover23

4 жыл бұрын

its just kitchen simulator all over again

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi Kevin _no_

"i have terrible manners" Yeah, I'm afraid Jim Picken's victims have learnt it the hard way

@mariospelopidas6705

4 жыл бұрын

@Jim Pickens I WAS JUST JOKING DON'T KIDNAP ME

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariospelopidas6705 ooh, you done did it now!

@mariospelopidas6705

4 жыл бұрын

@Jim Pickens if the great leader demands it, i cannot deny it☹️

@mariospelopidas6705

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON guess who is not gonna sleep at night

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariospelopidas6705 I'll place a bet on you, for $500

10:21 my man phoenix! Who could forget?

Please play more of this!

Is it just me, or does the title of the video changes every day after few minutes? Lol

Apparently Tractor is a normal name for women in ireland

he has been playing more vr games and i LOVE IT

I've been waiting to see this game for a long time. Now's your time to shine, Kevin. This game was made for you.

Day 31 of shamelessly begging Kevin to play tales from the borderlands

Day sixty of telling Kevin he’s the greatest KZreadr ever. I think I’m gonna stop doing this now xP

More of this game, please. MOAR!

"I'm a disembodied hand ok" You've just made me think of Thing from the Addams family going on a date and trying to get some....thanks

Day 2 of commenting call me Kevin videos until he plays the rest of life is strange 2

Damn, 3200 likes and only 8 dislikes. Never seen such a like to dislike ratio. Well earned

actually laughed out loud while watching, thank you kevin

I was gonna ask you to play this!! thank you!!