one in every three canadians have nightmares that look like this

@St_eel

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ™ like me

@toobmcgoob

5 жыл бұрын

Me?

@celeste1879

5 жыл бұрын

Omg that pineapple tho... He’s been chasing me in my dreams since 6th grade...

@brodiemacleod69

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@brodiemacleod69

5 жыл бұрын

Celeste 4th grade, French emersion. Mme bouliuex, I hate you

DUDE IM SO FUCKING HIGH IM WATCHING TÉLÉFRANÇAIS

@johnschroeder5779

2 жыл бұрын

That's the only way to watch it.

@zeejustin6

2 жыл бұрын

are you hight though or just watching telefrancais?

@blablablacksheep4

Жыл бұрын

Living that life right now. What a great show.

@bigifchunks

Жыл бұрын

HELLA YEAH

@supermarioistoohard

2 ай бұрын

Alright alright alright!!!! Enjoy!! Bien!!

"Je suis un ananas" "Les ananas ne parlent pas?" "Nous nous appelons Les Squelettes" Those sure are some useful phrases you learn here. In fact, I use them all the time. You wouldn't survive a day in a French speaking country without being able to tell someone you're a pineapple.

@Meow-tp2oc

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@itsjustmesummayah2433

7 жыл бұрын

Ask my name(niclqnme) Me: ju l'ample sammy

@keegan5487

7 жыл бұрын

Kaisergun hahahahahahahahaha

@HHAM_VKI

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@filmesmemesgm4417

5 жыл бұрын

Ça va??

this show is just everyone gaslighting a pineapple. I love it so much.

@Millie_Robloxian

7 ай бұрын

Fr

@Marcley1812

5 ай бұрын

Flaco da miedo este programa

I'm taking a French class and I vaguely understand this This anana needs to ananot.

@bullwinkletv2527

5 жыл бұрын

10/10 bilanguale

I haven't studied French since 9th grade more than a decade ago and I still understand most of this. Maybe the teachers had a point when they agreed to inflict this upon every French class

@buckxt

2 жыл бұрын

no one ffucking cares brah

@mateo_ferranco

2 жыл бұрын

@@buckxt you cared enough to comment that

@Zane-It

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this on TV as a kid when my parents had cable.

@BSBSPSensGirl88

2 жыл бұрын

The fact you say “inflict upon” shows your class felt the same way as mine haha

@derp3044

Жыл бұрын

same lmao

People think I’m crazy when I tell them that a pineapple taught me French.

We watched this in 9th grade French class and everyone is still traumatized

@chode_snorter1174

8 жыл бұрын

5th for me

@SkittleflakeKitty

7 жыл бұрын

+Choude_Snorter117 Take 4th

@nicolastate8586

7 жыл бұрын

Yep me too 3 years ago lol.

@allyowotaylorloveowo5290

7 жыл бұрын

6 grade for me wich is the grade im in now

@nini4002

7 жыл бұрын

C'est un complot venant des ananas visant à prendre le contrôle du monde et ... Je sais pas 😕

the best part of french class, the demonic pineapple show

I like how the kid managed to convince the talking pineapple that pineapples can't talk

@eithyr

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@エミリアソ

7 ай бұрын

It's Called Ananás🙄

I resent the sociocultural stigmas inflicted upon this pneapple. "LES ANANAS NE PARLENT PAS" is a repeated theme in this documentary, yet, ananas can clearly talk. When jacques is confronted wth this matter, all he can say is "mais tu es un ananas." which, of course, represents a more existential debate here where, perhaps, the existence of this talking pineapple is used to intrigue the concepts of freedom and responsibility. this is a PINEAPPLE who can TALK, people!!!! yet, through free will, he chooses to spend his time around children who don't believe in him. furthermore, this could represent a more kafkaesque scenario where someone living a sad, dull life suddenly wakes up as a pineapple. very interesting. 8/10

@Synochra

9 жыл бұрын

Jane Matthews Maybe oppression is the only form of self-identification he has ever experienced.

@MrSealz

8 жыл бұрын

Wat

@inova11901

7 жыл бұрын

Vous êtes un Jean Paul Sartre régulier!

@juliaalvares7563

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I bother to read comments

@witherrose1566

6 жыл бұрын

its satire, mate

I was the only english kid in a french school in first grade. We watched this. Due to language barrier, I had no idea wtf it was and the pineapple haunted my dreams.

@morelio7985

Жыл бұрын

But the pinneaple is cute, how ever the cap lady... 😳🤣🤣🤣

@suzannenobel2089

Ай бұрын

the squelettes did a number on me lol

Who was the genius in the writing room who was like "ok, we open up this educational video series in a garbage dump and have a sentient pineapple pop up"

@suzannenobel2089

Ай бұрын

check the credits lol

@MatheusFreitas-rl7tb

17 күн бұрын

Sounds like Seth Rogen to me.

We used to watch this weekly in french class when I was in Grade 1 back in 1989. As trippy as the show is, it actually did help us learn.

Merci Joueur Du Grenier pour la découverte de cette pépite, c'est absolument lunaire x)

@apportezvospacksdebieres

10 ай бұрын

Bonjour je suis pilote Il est l'heure

Je n'ai pas les mots devant ce moment incroyable qui vient d'arriver dans ma vie. Ce chef-d'œuvre a renversé à jamais mes convections sur l'art dans le milieu de l'audiovisuel. Son visionnage m'a procuré des sensations que je ne pensais pas capable de ressentir devant une simple vidéo. Ce moment, qui vient de se terminer et qui me semble pourtant si lointain, était tout simplement majestueux. Complètement hors du temps. Ma fascination n'avait d'égal que mon admiration pour les créateur d'une telle magnificence. Ma vision du monde est à jamais bouleversée.

@stepanotrisal1512

5 ай бұрын

Bro, this is a French learning show for children, tone it down by about three language levels

Ah, j’adore l’ananas! No, seriously, I watched like six episodes of this when I was a teen, and then our PBS quit carrying it. For nearly the last 40 years, I’ve caught myself mumbling things like, “c’est merveilleux, c’est magnifique…” and “L’ananas va sauter en parachute!” Nice to see all the insanity again.

Everyone was scared of ananas but i was terrified by pilote, i used to cover my eyes when she was on the screen lmao

@Hachellle

10 ай бұрын

Je suis Pilote :]

This is what they gave us and expected us to embrace French

@chelsea8228

Жыл бұрын

This is *why* I embraced it, gosh!

@danniemoore97

9 ай бұрын

worked for me too

@Millie_Robloxian

7 ай бұрын

It's hilarious

This is Lazytown and Sesame Street on drugs

@indoorteamperformance9789

7 жыл бұрын

i wanna fuckin die beebo's forehead

@wulvershon8948

5 жыл бұрын

citrus meat lmao im so high rn

@calypso692

5 жыл бұрын

True true

@blakewilson8654

Жыл бұрын

lazytown and sesame street if it was high and had an affinity for living demonic pineapples and came straight outta qubecc

No wonder the rest of Canada think that us from Quebec are weird, it's that freaking french pineapple's fault.

@bellagray1580

2 жыл бұрын

it's okay, we acadians are on the same page lol

@EyFmS

2 жыл бұрын

@@bellagray1580 En effet avec les Acadiens on ne se sent pas si seuls ☺.

@Majestal1

Жыл бұрын

Les Acadiens ne sont même pas capables d'alligner deux mots français sans balancer trois mots d'anglais.🤦🏻 Heureusement que "Téléchiac" ou ""Télécayouche" n'existent pas...quelle honte..

Back in the day, my father and other kids were subjects to this and were dying of laugther to the point the teacher had to stop the video to calm them down and here i am dying of laugther as well. Bless the téléfrançais pineapple for rest of time!

I remember watching this in third grade. I have no idea how the entire class wasn't traumatized.

@Millie_Robloxian

7 ай бұрын

My classmates are just happy we aren't doing math

@suzannenobel2089

Ай бұрын

omg me too. I'm glad I'm not alone in my trauma lol

holy hell I remember watching this in 10th grade French class.😂 Our brains were all screaming WTF??? before that was even an acronym.

@buckxt

2 жыл бұрын

JE SUIS UN ANANAS

@johnschroeder5779

2 жыл бұрын

Pft. Ce n'est pas possible.

@BSBSPSensGirl88

2 жыл бұрын

Trust me - our brains were screaming the same thing in grade 4, haha.

@suzannenobel2089

Ай бұрын

10th grade????? omg I would've died. I was subjected to this in 3rd grade...

I don’t remember him looking that terrifying 😭😭😭

What I learned: _Les ananas ne parlent pas_.

JE SUIS UN ANANAS

@korizhang6965

9 жыл бұрын

it's so weird.............

@sointaminn

9 жыл бұрын

Uma Mody Two Ananas and a half.

@doomslaps4583

8 жыл бұрын

+Roselyn Huynh Non ,vous n'êtes pas un ananas! Tu es un idiot! Zut!

@sointaminn

8 жыл бұрын

xXx_DoomSlaps_xXx Tais toi le hot dog.

@CyberCypress

8 жыл бұрын

JE SUIS LICORNE GAMING

holy sshit im high as hell

@axel5128

6 жыл бұрын

samcb yep

@erikimura9915

6 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@wulvershon8948

5 жыл бұрын

samcb lmao same

@cymothoa.exigua

4 жыл бұрын

Try seeing this in class. You’ll think you’ve wandered into the bathroom and took a puff of the senior’s bong.

We had to watch this in french everytime that pineapple showed up i just felt a disturbance in my inner soul

I am learning french now, I find it funny😃Nous nous appelons les squelettes, nous chantons pour vous, chantez avec nous 🤣🤣🤣

@MonsieurSwag

Жыл бұрын

i'm french and i find this is goofy as well

Oh merdouille alors, merci Joueur du Grenier pour cette pépite méconnue chez nous 😂

The pineapple puppet looks like a cross between a pineapple and a furby OMFG HOW DID I FIND THIS?!?!

@birodactyl_of_the_web

3 жыл бұрын

Omg that’s exactly what it is I was trying to figure out why it looked familiar

Ah man, this takes me back to my childhood. One of the darker, more forgotten alleyways of my childhood, that is.

I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS IN FRENCH CLASS!!!

@buckxt

2 жыл бұрын

JE SUIS UN ANANAS

@kirin_silly

Жыл бұрын

Omg same

“Je suis un ananas!” is just so iconic. Also that theme song hits so hard.

I remember watching this in french class. My teacher had a paper mache one she made. It stared into your soul.

This video is my comfort video, I watch it at least once a month

@buckxt

2 жыл бұрын

Me as well, as the pineapple said "je suis un ananas"

My class was shown this in Grade 4 and 5. We laughed our asses off at the fact that they got the military to save a pineapple that was being taken away by a crow. We loved this show because of how stupid this show was.

I am literally here because of all those fucking pineapple gifs on tumblr

God damn I had to watch this in grade 3 French class and it traumatized everyone in my class

I love how the opening theme was just a bunch of lies

I wonder where Jaques is today. ...

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not even the French-Canadian kids: Duolingo sentences: je suis en ananas

Thirty years later, and I still have no clue what they are saying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That pineapple is absolutely shocking

@madiisuun

Жыл бұрын

I was shocked as well

As a Canadian, Telefrancais was one of the main reasons I understand basic French and it was an integral part of my childhood education. Je M'appelle IceSlushi. Je mange grande champignons et fromage ;).

@shungite98

Жыл бұрын

caca

If saw that in French class, this is weird as hell. Lol!

@FlowerPower-dw8pd

7 жыл бұрын

I like weird things. :D

@allyowotaylorloveowo5290

7 жыл бұрын

I saw this today in French class

@sutharsanthanuthanu4534

7 жыл бұрын

Twenty Øne Liøns

@suzannenobel2089

Ай бұрын

I was subjected to it in grade 3

pov: you’re French and your family moves to Ontario when you’re a kid and you’re shown this on your first day of school. 💀

I just now saw this for the first time as an adult. And my God that is one creepy pineapple! Nightmare fuel. 😨

I find this hard to masturbate too... But the voice did it for me.

13 years later, still traumatised like the rest of my 8th grade class.

@L_videogame

Жыл бұрын

Guess what this is still being played for people in French class to this day

@ryndyne

Жыл бұрын

@@L_videogame IT IS. i watched this in my french class this morning 😭😭 im in 9th grade

"je suis pilote ! Oui les ananas peuvent sauter en parachute !"

I see that anana in my sleep paralysis

The puppet boy....Oh God the puppet boy. I swear, the first time he started talking I felt a small hand grab my ankle. THAT SHIT AIN'T NORMAL

Qui est là grâce à JDG ? :D

@Toby18648

Жыл бұрын

Moi

I love this show. I watched this back when I was still 9 years old. The show was shown here in the Philippines back then, without subtitles. :) I love the sound of French and I'm going to learn it because of Téléfrancais!

The talking pineapple looks like it has been traumatised for his entire life

Holy crap I remember this… in 4th grade my French teacher would show this to us in some Fridays. And that creepy pineapple was all I cared about lol

La team JDG on est là

We watched this every Friday in grade one! Everyone looked forward to it! It was the best! And Les Squelettes were my favourite part! ANANAS FOREVER!!!

the pineapple still haunts me till this day 💀 and I'm only in 6th grade. It stings to see what teachers do to us poor children. Someone get this pineapple god

WHEN HE DID THE SPILTS I LOST IT

This is the best thing I've ever seen

Oh my gosh, lol. This brings me back to the good ol' days

My class watched this during online school im watching it to get getter at french in highschool now because it was a genuinely good show even if I couldn’t understand it perfectly then

I remember watching this show late nights on WLAE channel 32 in my hometown of New Orleans as a kid. 😄

Mais c'est pas possible ....Mais si c'est possible AVEC LA CARTE KIWI :D

@hirodaro

5 жыл бұрын

retourne en ENFER

My french teacher showed me this and the puppets give me chills

Thank you for posting this. I am studing French and theses videos have been very helpfull. Merci

Voilà que ça va devenir connu XDD vague fr! Check le remix aussi il est magique ^^ Oui, c'est vrai

C’est magnifique!! 😂👍🏽

je suis un ananas :D

We used to watch this in our elementary school french class back in the mid 80's on VHS tapes.

Bonjour ! Est-ce que votre ananas saute en parachute ? Je suis un corbeau.

this is fire

@adeelamazrui8736

Жыл бұрын

No it’s a pineapple

ahhh i remember watching this in elementary school !!!

Me and my friends used to watch this in grade 5 and to this day we still sing the theme song :)

1980s puppetry= nightmare fuel

Just watched this in my Grade 8 French class. Am I traumatized? No.

Les ananas ne parlent pas, mais les squelettes peuvent chanter et jouer de la musique ? Pas de problème.

@adeelamazrui8736

Жыл бұрын

Tais toi!

this is what canada uses in prisons to get confesions from prisoners

@stevejohnson2941

Жыл бұрын

I would demand to be beaten with phone books

French arrive be prepare

Ahh, the show that teaches us that pineapples can’t talk, and that voting is rigged.

My class used to watch this in 6th grade and i still remember all the boys in my class cheering for the fucking pinapple

So this actually existed and wasn’t a childhood fever dream.

Bonjour, je suis PILOTE !

I remember we used to watch this all the time in my french classes! even in gr 9! Love that show :)

BONJOUR! JE SUIS PILOTE !!!

oh woooow!! this brings back memories!! XD

OUI C'EST VRAI, JE SUIS UN ANANAS !

C'est super flippant

This give me the chills

Everyone is talking about how weird this is but my French class thinks the pineapple is cute

am i the only one who used to imagine telefrancais porn when i was in the third grade

@EveryoneOnEarth

10 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes you are.

@BlueDocky

5 жыл бұрын

HousedHorse oui

@luvvx3

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yeah probably ... lol

@thatcanadiangamer2305

4 жыл бұрын

im sorry sir what

@capybara4469

2 жыл бұрын

no

Haha we watched this in french and my teacher loved it. She sung along with the theme song and she always made fun of the special effects

Oh god I love this show :D

I don't know why the theme just popped into my head. I haven't seen this show in like 30 years. I still can't retain the slightest bit of french to this day.

This was very helpful to my Jo’s learning! Thank You 😊

🇨🇦✨Canadian 2nd grade french class things✨🇨🇦

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