"I even have the ferret locked up in the other room to prove it" made me cackle, ty good sir.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you liked it I thought it was funny 😆

This...this is a very nice yandere.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks somuch

@CBMOA

9 ай бұрын

Until something happened and you felt triggered

The most terrifying thing is that Listener likes cold soup. WHAT LUNATIC LIKES THEIR SOUP COLD?!

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

I love cold pizza

@_.ana._.

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR Cold pizza is good but SOUP?

@diya811

Жыл бұрын

Uhmm Me?

@oliviapruett8352

Жыл бұрын

Oop me lol

@L0vely_Cloudy

Жыл бұрын

…oop-

"I know you prefer your soups cold" Oh. So we're the psychopaths here

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Nah I like cold pizza

@buggy8188

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR fair enough but still🤨

@bellekelly582

Жыл бұрын

They are both equally crazy

@ratatat_remy

Жыл бұрын

They're both delicious cold

@suckerlunch4528

Жыл бұрын

bruh I can scoff down a plate of cold spaghetti any day. Sprinkle some ice cubes on top of the Alfredo don’t be shy. some may call me a villain.

I'm crying there's a ferret in the other room, SIR SHOW US THE FERRET

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Maybe.... 😆

@rosaliedevera7250

Жыл бұрын

plaese plaese show us that FERRET!

Him: "Magical talking ferret" Me, a Potterhead: You mean Draco Malfoy?

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

maybe lol

@camibueycosta6075

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR Who knows, maybe he tried kidnapping Draco, but he resisted and so he turned him into a ferret 🤣

@_.ana._.

Жыл бұрын

"OI POTTAH, YOU WAIT TILL MY FATHAH HEARS ABOUT THIS!"

"I even have a ferret locked up in the other room to prove it" Ah yes ferret buddie😌

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

haha!

This is why I like Yandere audios.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you like it!

Him: *giving us affection* Me: *hides under the pillow* >///

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

aww

@zionroselight8154

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR oi stop making me hide!!

How am I just now finding your channel?! And omg this helped so much. I always feel unworthy of love or happiness And I can kind of relate to it. No matter how hard I try to do my best and even more no matter how exhausted and burnt out I am it’s never enough to my parents. I usually get yelled at, and end up feeling even more like a failure. They say I’m lazy, but I’m just burnt out and I’m 17 and In high school still

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I am glad you liked the video, don't give up and feel free to chat with me further on discord.

@GraceSquad13

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR coolioooo

@Mary-524

2 жыл бұрын

I know how you feel , my parents they treat me like that too.

I don't see yandere, I see fluff sweet nice boy

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

thank you!

"I can't wait for her to wake up" BYEEEEEEEE

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

lol

Wow.. why am I feeling loved? *Confused noises*

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you enjoy the video!

THE FERRET-! CAN I KEEP IT??

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

its already left this dimension look forward to seeing him again.

Nah idc what anyone says, WE ARE THE CRAZY ONES. WE LIKE FUCKING COLD SOUP. WHO ACTUALLY EATS COLD SOUP? Only crazy people. We are the villains, while he is the victim

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

cold soup is best soup!

@lustochka5717

Жыл бұрын

Hmmm, some beetroot soups are meant to be ate cold as i know...

God I needed this I've been feeling like absolute crap recently and this made me feel so much better, thank you

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

I actually plan redo this series in better quality so look forward to it!

I clicked on this not realizing how long it was and when it was done I was surprised to say the least at what time it was great audio!😊

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

thank you!

thank you so much for your time, and i hope you're having an amazing day !

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you too

Alr now, who in the world LIKES COLD SOUP 🤨

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

I like cold pizza

I’m a bit late to this but thanks for filling this little series I wrote. You did a great job, keep up the great work!

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks a ton!

When I clicked on something that says "convinces you you're worth loving" I expected some comfort but not for you to describe my life almost to a T 🤣 this is really great! You have an amazing talent

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

thank you very much!

Kicking my feet and giggling

@n0l0ng3rhum4n

Жыл бұрын

Also cold soup tastes nice I won't lie

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

I like cold pizza

1:15 …yeahh no offense buddy, but my ADHD-riddled brain often doesn’t allow me to even remember the names of people I see every other day, so I don’t think I’d be able to remember the name of a random customer that I waited on once or twice 😅😅 I seriously have to memorize names as if they’re study guides for a final exam 💀

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

I hope you enjoyed the audio!

@bekahbabie

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR oh absolutely!! Soft yanderes like this are my absolute favorite, and your voice acting is perfect to relax to~! 🥰

I'm not crying you are

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

i'm glad you like it!

*happy noises* wait the ferret talks- I want ferret wisdom pls-

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

the ferret has left and gone to another world. HELP ME LOOK FOR HIM!

@byxxthedairne5788

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR OH NOO!? I SHALL SEARCH!

Ok but I need a video from the POV of the ferret

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

The ferret shall remain hidden away!

Oh my god, that sound of the doorbell at the end was so loud that it seemed to deafen me. Love this cute little story though! Thanks for it! ❤

@GreenForestASMR

3 ай бұрын

Thank you! 😊

Why parents disown there own kid. We're stay in highschool c'mon.

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair when I was in school I nearly thrown my house. so I can kind get he means.

I love that these are all together!

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! i'm glad you like it

This is awesome it actually helped me quite a bit since I'm in a bad place at the moment the ferret thing made me laugh lol also can you possibly make another where we get milkshakes? Just a thought heh heh. Anyways thank you so much!

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

You'll need to speak to the creator about that and I figured this would help people who are having a rough go of it that joke I thought lightened the tone 😆

@keithfranklin8995

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR lol it really did hope the little guy is okay though 🤣

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

@@keithfranklin8995 he's fine, living like a king!

3:39 why did i hang up because the op was a guy ouch man, ouch

Geico approves✔

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Thank God!

YOU TAMPERED WITH MY FOOD?!?! YOU GOT A DAGGER WITH YOUR F_CKING NAME ON IT IF YOU DON'T GET ME POPCORN AND DARK CHOCOLATE RIGHT F_CKING NOW

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

fair enough lol

@Soggy-water

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR what are you waiting for? Get me meh chocolate and popcorn UnU

Cold soup is actually insane

@ZaineOakley

5 ай бұрын

I would rather eat warm melted ice cream

@ZaineOakley

5 ай бұрын

What is melted ice cream but soup anyway

@GreenForestASMR

5 ай бұрын

Indeed

🥺 my heart is always so happy upon hearing his voice. It makes me so happy! I literally fall asleep to his voice and study to his voice. I'm not addicted it's just my way of relaxing with someone who is super adorable. Also....COLD soup makes me gag..so no-

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Aww thanks you, plus I prefer cold pizza

@redtreefrog2343

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR cold pizza is delicious!! I just can't do cold soup because it reminds me of slime.

Soup cold were the pysco path

@GreenForestASMR

8 ай бұрын

Yep

UNDERRATED!!!!!!! 😊🥰❤️❤️❤️

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Me just cuddling my pillow as i simp for this mans asmr❤

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

Thank you so much for this precious asmr. I never knew that I need it especially the words of affirmation. Thank you!

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad!

Bro I relate to myself

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

indeed

him: so.. how is it? do you like my cooking? me: no that shenanigans it stale-

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Aww

@CharlieKing-zu8dp

Жыл бұрын

sorry- oh um- its very tasty, thank you love

Omg free the ferret please !! 🤣🤣😭 Love your videos ❤️

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

the ferret is currently free, he can hop from world to world using magic. idk how. because magic lol

@romi2868

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR glad to hear that ❤️ we don't question magic✨ 🤣

i actually wanna see the ferret now

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

same!

Im kinda cunfused. First, i tought my ex crush he was talking about is a guy but he said 'her'. Second, when i read the description why is there a 'her' (read the subscription to understand what i'm saying and listen to the audio carefully) I love the audio tho new subscriber here❤

@DefNotYourssss

Жыл бұрын

Dayumn, wrong spelling

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

sorry about that

Please part 2..

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

you'll have to talk to the creator about that

bro spiked my cold soup

@GreenForestASMR

3 ай бұрын

Oh no

Liking and eating cold pizza IS normal eating cold soup ISN’T normal

Men if someone like him kidnapped me and told me he was inlove with me and i could give me everything,i would gladly say yes because i crave for someone to freaking love me and give me cuddles while we fall asleep. Me?downbad??? No...just depressed

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Im glad you enjoyed the video sweetness

Bro just ask me out for lunch or something dam

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

Wait is the ferret magic or did you catch like a wild one or buy one?

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

magic, currently he's in another one of my video but idk which one

We need Part four 😞

@GreenForestASMR

2 ай бұрын

You'll have to talk to the creator about that

Can you do ,yandere take care of her when she is sick please 😘

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

this script isn't mine, you'll have to talk to the creator about that

@ROSE-yd2qp

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR oh ok thanks good night ❤

17 min in and I realize it’s m4m 💀

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

M4A if i'm not wrong

@sm0ll

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR in one bit u said boy lol

I just realized you kinda sound like nick from Zootopia... (Not a bad thing) But tyy for thissss

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Ive never seen that but i heard its good

@boxy_tocs2035

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR ... I-

Why a ferret? let the poor thing go!.

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

He hops dimensions he's already gone

@starflower2583

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR Okay, then what's the point of locking it up if it can do that?. You can't incarcerate a time and space bending being.

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

We will keep trying, never mind the reason why 😆

@ZaineOakley

5 ай бұрын

The ferret must be contained yet the ferret cannot be contained

First I guess :)

@GreenForestASMR

2 жыл бұрын

indeed!

Am i a boy?

@GreenForestASMR

5 ай бұрын

Maybe

@tasniyabinteariyarahmanari556

5 ай бұрын

OMG!!! I GOT A REPLAYYYY

@tasniyabinteariyarahmanari556

5 ай бұрын

Also I ment am I a boy in this vid😅

Is this a male 4 male asmr?

@GreenForestASMR

4 ай бұрын

Not to my knowledge

@Althedas

4 ай бұрын

@@GreenForestASMR oh ok I thought the yandere said out first crush was a girl and he called us handsome and beautiful so I was confused lol

This is super sweet and made my day ☺️♥️

@GreenForestASMR

Жыл бұрын

Im glade