Wow, really? Your attention span is really so low that you had to scroll down into the comments before the video has even ended?? Woooooow, man. Truly impressive. Now get back up there and finish the video before coming back down here. EDIT: For all of y'all coming here during the ads... get back up there anyways!! You're gonna get spoilers for this video if you come down here early, and I need this video to be the *maximum funny.* If you really can't handle 15 seconds might I suggest checking your texts or organizing the desk around you while you wait. 🤓

@Cloudly_Round

Жыл бұрын

UHHH, C-COULDNT BE ME!

@bnusxd5277

Жыл бұрын

You caught me

@shadmium3471

Жыл бұрын

nice

@__Bannana_Feet__

Жыл бұрын

nuh uh

@RageArmor.

Жыл бұрын

I wasn't in fullscreen so I saw the comment without scrolling down ._.

"the trumpets rested for 37 bars and forgot to breath" as a trumpet player i felt that

@emmylou_a

Жыл бұрын

o h p h u c k

@catherineevans9852

Жыл бұрын

The bass clarinetist hidden in the back row: You only rested for 37 bars? I don't even have a part to play here, I get to write my own based on another instrument's piece. Edit: are there a bunch of bass clarinetists that have been summoned or are there just a bunch of you guys who are given songs that don't have parts to play?

@thatonedudethatplaysroblox3137

Жыл бұрын

@@catherineevans9852 a bass clarinetist sits behind me in my band arrangement, and I swear they play their own piece of music just bcuz. fr tho

@catherineevans9852

Жыл бұрын

@@thatonedudethatplaysroblox3137 I've done that before because my band teacher never has any parts for me, if they sound like they're playing something else either they are or the piece they were given is shit or they have given up on life and have chosen to play whatever makes them feel happy :)

@darylfaulkner4882

Жыл бұрын

After 10 bars of silence I would lose count and forget where to come in.

I like to imagine the trombone’s spit valve drowned another random swan somewhere, instead of it dying by a gunshot

@MagicMason1000

Жыл бұрын

I love this joke so much, would you mind if I replaced the chapter title joke at 2:15 with this instead because I absolutely love it

@Pixelat1on

Жыл бұрын

@@MagicMason1000 do it hell yeah

@catriverotter9527

Жыл бұрын

EEEUUUUWWWWW 🤢 Brass players put up with the grossest stuff! 🤓 (My beloved eldest sister has played french horn for, hmmm, about 70 years I think? I go to her community band concerts & still almost gag if I'm nearby when she does that)

@DawnGoblin

Жыл бұрын

As a trombone player I confirm

@ValkyRiver

11 ай бұрын

@@MagicMason1000 I thought that the “Just Lake” in the thumbnail meant the Just Dance version of Swan Lake

as a ballet dancer i can totally see this as a spoof ballet. like, all dainty and dramatic female swans like in the real ballet but then theres the hunters and suddenly its just chaos

@Captain_Rhodor

7 ай бұрын

It starts out as a normal performance of Swan Lake, then when the first shot goes off one of the dancers drops on the spot XD

@acelibrarian

5 ай бұрын

100% felt the same. I haven't been in ballet for years and I was still thinking "how do I stage this?" between gasping for air and howling with laughter.

@corvid_gremlin

5 ай бұрын

@@acelibrarian PRECISELY

@emilyrln

3 ай бұрын

"Massacre at Swan Lake" "Swan Lake: No Survivors" "Swan Lake: Rothbart's Revenge"

@corvid_gremlin

3 ай бұрын

@@emilyrln HAHAAA YES

I like how the hunters are hunting swans with tank cannons.

@NDimDaydreamer

Жыл бұрын

That's Tchaikovsky's piece, all right. *flashback of 1812 overture

@timanderson5981

11 ай бұрын

Well, Tchaikovsky said the cannon was a musical instrument. See the 1812 Overture.

@uditkotnis7531

11 ай бұрын

Those are Punt boats.

@Clasteau

11 ай бұрын

They had it coming.

@Kalmaro4152

3 ай бұрын

Punt guns.

Not only did the hunters kill all the swans (and the band for that matter), they did it with an artillery piece

@StuffandThings_

Жыл бұрын

They were supposed to show up for 1812 Overture but ended up at the wrong concert by accident

@maxbennett5412

Жыл бұрын

4 bore rifle?

@ausmck56

Жыл бұрын

ah, yes. the ks-23, otherwise known as the world's first shoulder-fired anti aircraft gun

@maxbennett5412

Жыл бұрын

@@ausmck56 Look up Kentucky ballistics and you will probably find what I actually mean. Its some 200lbs of felt recoil.

@Fandom_Junkie

Жыл бұрын

I like to think they showed up with a punt gun

I never thought Swan Lake could be turned into a comedy but I've clearly been proven wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

@diamondxmen

Жыл бұрын

By the way good job, you made me choke on my saliva again from laughter. 😂😂😂

@kaileyadams2712

Жыл бұрын

As a dancer. It’s always a comedy. I’m now making notes to have my kids do this instead this year 😂

@diamondxmen

Жыл бұрын

@@kaileyadams2712 tell them good luck playing Fortissississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississimo 2:30

@paulineiv878

Жыл бұрын

​​@@kaileyadams2712I agree I'm a dancer and now I see Swan Lake different in a funny way 😅🌹🩰

@djshanz8585

11 ай бұрын

This song has always been a comedy for me ever since I was a child 😂 this was a song I parodied with lyrics to annoy my mom. Lol

2:30 Tchaikovsky's been real quiet since this one dropped 🥶🥶🥶🥶

@MagicMason1000

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a comment like this one :)

@emmagillis4669

11 ай бұрын

This just sounds like someone raging on some game like cod

@minnieyuyantung

11 ай бұрын

​@@MagicMason1000will you do a 1812 overture joke?

@misshollis7547

11 ай бұрын

The hunters got him too 😔

@normanstevens4924

11 ай бұрын

Yes. He's not composing any more he's de... Sorry I'll get my coat.

That's not a key change. That's the sound of beethoven's aneurysm.

@lindadavies6109

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

@CaptainJonesBones

11 ай бұрын

this is tchaikovsky not beethoven

@danielcrud9345

11 ай бұрын

@@CaptainJonesBones It still caused Beethoven an aneurysm

@Nisawish1

9 ай бұрын

Tchaikovsky's aneurysm... which actually caused Beethoven's aneurysm...

@kuliimjulischreiben

21 күн бұрын

Too bad Beethoven can’t hear his own aneurism. I’m sorry. I’ll see myself out.

the trumpet emptying the spit valve is so real

@MagicMason1000

Жыл бұрын

maybe that's because you are the one who recorded it 🤔

@Cloudly_Round

Жыл бұрын

@@MagicMason1000 *vine boom*

@__Bannana_Feet__

Жыл бұрын

@@MagicMason1000 perhaps 🤭

@williamJ1396

Жыл бұрын

​@@MagicMason1000plot twist

Tchaikovsky would be proud to see someone managed to incorporate artillery as a musical instrument in his work

@jamiefrontiera1671

2 ай бұрын

Well was the 1812 overture created before or after this one? That's got actual canons in it.

@katelyntaylor7384

2 ай бұрын

@@jamiefrontiera1671 Swan Lake was between 1875-76, 1812 Overture was 1880. According to the all-knowing Wikipedia.

@MinhChauDo-jf5nc

2 күн бұрын

CANNONS ARE INSTRUMENTS

@katelyntaylor7384

Күн бұрын

​@@MinhChauDo-jf5nc TCHAIKOVSKY YES! TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES!

A beautiful performance of Juan Lake.

@MagicMason1000

11 ай бұрын

I don’t know if that was a typo or intentional but either way it was hilarious

@markh.6687

2 ай бұрын

Or the Allied invasion of Sicily.

@JohesDrunkZzz

2 ай бұрын

You will never suspect the Sicilian.

1:01 you can tell this guy's actually really skilled with music, emulating a gunshot by using a wall of notes on a midi timpani is so creative oml

@TheTransfurMaster

20 күн бұрын

I also noticed that the note that shows what note(s) is/are playing gets shot offscreen when the gunshot noise plays

I fucking love the amount of anguish you can hear after the hunter's first strike. Fucking perfection, as always.

@Yello96486

Жыл бұрын

Yes the oboe carrying as the ducks and guns go off in the back

@Laura-jo2hz

11 ай бұрын

Ok anyways

@thefunny1250

8 ай бұрын

*”NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT JERRY THE SWAAAANNNNNNNN YOU KILLED HIM HOW COULD YOUUUUUUU”* -Trumpet I felt _that_ amount of anguish😭

@Idiotic_B_Purcell

3 ай бұрын

​@@Laura-jo2hz Would you like me to translate your comment for everyone else here? No? K then! According to completely unscientific research and unsophisticated terminology, I've concluded that you have said an equivalent of: *"Didn't ask."*

@tillybradley6790

3 ай бұрын

YES

I really love how big you can make a single note, for literally no reason. Going that high is pointless

@mikubrot

Жыл бұрын

The bars can stretch. they can stretch really high

@leftysheppey

Жыл бұрын

@@mikubrot imagine how big that piano would have to be

@scaryshit2488

Жыл бұрын

@@mikubrot Let's take a hairpin and stretch it to the next page. Oh look, hairpin's busted.

@floresilla

9 ай бұрын

@@scaryshit2488sibelius crashed

@nikolaysitnikov796

9 ай бұрын

​@@scaryshit2488 Cheese melts in the microwave, *the music melts in Sibellius.*

"Guys I think the director is dead." 🤣This entire thing was hilarious.

@fluffybirb4455

Жыл бұрын

“Who else is still alive?”

@jaimereo

9 ай бұрын

@@fluffybirb4455 "the trombones are no longer with us"

This is like the classical music equivalent of a Monty Python sketch and i love it

@AWizardAndaMouse3432

7 ай бұрын

PYTHON?! Wh-wh-where?

@wareq

2 ай бұрын

Contesana Paduana?

What if this is the revenge of "TRUMPETS WANT THE MELODY HERE AND NOW, WE'RE THE BEST BECAUSE WE ARE LOUD"?

@Bab_9805

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, my favorite part of "this is horrible"

@Yello96486

Жыл бұрын

Ah Yes the oboe carrying as the trumpets, ducks and guns go off in the back

@purplebean7

Жыл бұрын

"Holy shit our eardrums are blown, now we can't hear the vibraphone" :)

@AWizardAndaMouse3432

7 ай бұрын

@@purplebean7 I read that to the tune of the Enderman Rap Xylophone part.

@Genderfluid_Therian

7 ай бұрын

Lmao

“Wait I missed one” LMAO THAT GOT ME

@AWizardAndaMouse3432

7 ай бұрын

*g u n ‘ t*

@titaniumsheld1935

2 ай бұрын

*g u n ' t*

rest in piece(s) to the director and all who have fallen tonight, including jerry the swan. jerry, you were a special one.

@kerrynicholls6683

Жыл бұрын

Naming the swan, just made it more devastating. JERRY. No Jerry, No. 😭

@fluffybirb4455

Жыл бұрын

*depression as I name my pets either Jerry, Jimothy, or bob*

@rosesonmygrave9290

11 ай бұрын

REST IN PIECES 🤣🤣🤣 Omg that's hilarious 😂

@aerai11423

7 ай бұрын

And 90% of the band

@donnaquixote7538

3 ай бұрын

Jerry came, too.

its like the 1812 overture if the cannons were shelling the theatre instead of firing blanks

@dapowerfulmastermind

Жыл бұрын

Ah, an idea for the next one!

the band is the swans and the band director is the hunter, how realistic!

@haneulc.7244

Жыл бұрын

Such a lovely interpretation 🥰 (Now I can’t thinking of my band directors with a gun 💀)

@emikokawai9970

10 ай бұрын

Isn't this a full orchestra?😭

@frostyvoid827

9 ай бұрын

Didn’t the director get shot tho?

@ultimatewolfgaming4171

7 ай бұрын

@@frostyvoid827 Friendly fire

This is my first time I showed my boyfriend to music sht posting with this video. He could not stop laughing after watching this video and you made his day. Thanks man Edit: he was particularly loved how you wrote in a freaking gunshot

@MagicMason1000

Жыл бұрын

That's my goal! :) And the gunshot was quite literally just a bunch of Timpanis getting hit at once. I actually had to turn it down quite a bit in my editing program because of how loud it was lol

@pansirawit

Жыл бұрын

Can we have the unedited version

@ashleg8350

Жыл бұрын

Gunshot hits so loud, it bounced the note-tracker line right off the page...

@Yello96486

Жыл бұрын

Yes the oboe carrying as the ducks and guns go off in the back

@MagicMason1000

Жыл бұрын

​@@pansirawit I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that, but if you look in the description I have a couple links to where you can download the MuseScore file yourself, or listen to it on MuseScore. It gets particularly loud on MuseScore's website since it uses the basic sounds and not the soundfonts that I used: musescore.com/user/29331269/scores/11124973

1:46 Why the fuck does that absolute fir tree of a note actually sound strangely beautiful. Like a "you got healed" sound effect for a PS1 game.

@emilyrln

3 ай бұрын

ikr?! It's gorgeous! Probably the instrument it's being played on. Mash that on a keyboard and I bet it wouldn't be so chill.

@javaguru7141

2 ай бұрын

"absolute fir tree of a note" is somehow even funnier to me than the entire video

the jerry the swan part genuinely made me laugh out loud, well done lmao

@fluffybirb4455

Жыл бұрын

>:0

Duck season? Wabbit Season? NOPE! It’s Swan season. In all seriousness I love these videos so much, as they have such a comedic factor to them that makes so much laughs come out of me. XD

Reminds me of showing my friends in high school how to use a General MIDI sequencer and how we all, independently of each other, used those huge slams on the "gunshot" instrument in our songs.

@lolliii5477

3 ай бұрын

truly me

1:17 Now it's just the lake the lake the lake The lake without swan

@peccantis

3 ай бұрын

The swanless lake. The lake of no current notable waterfowl presence. The lake _sans_ swan. The [pregnant pause] lake. The lake that used to have swans, _Kenneth_. That lake?

And they say there's no new masterpieces being created in this era

✨️now it's just "lake" 😭✨️ ^ the best part of the video

Putting trumpet in F is the most devious part of this score

@lolliii5477

3 ай бұрын

F for the trumpet player... and the trumpet died with him

*1:03* *[Serious spoilers for the 10th episode of this phenomenal musical series]* The moment when the hunters kill Jerry the Swan with their gun absolutely heartbreaking and genuinely made me cry like no other piece of media ever has. Man this series has such godlike writing! Jerry the Swan was an absolutely amazing character and beloved by many including me, and his death scene is equally brutal, horrifying and heartbreaking at the same time. He didn't have to die 😭

@edwardthorne9875

Жыл бұрын

Uh, yeah. He really had to die. All those bullet wounds you know...

I swear this has no right being as hilarious as it is 🤣

Honestly the instruments that contributed most was the Stock photo subscription, the hunters, and the new lake made by that one trumpet.

This was too gruesome for me. I will have nightmares tonight 🫣 Very well done 👍

2:06 can confirm this is what emptying a spit valve is like

@emmagillis4669

11 ай бұрын

Ew- One more reason I play the flute

@texasball01

9 ай бұрын

​@@emmagillis4669at least we have 3 buttons and not like 5 buttons on our instruments

@Jazz_Enthusiest

3 ай бұрын

I can agree with this conformation

it's been a while since something has made me genuinely sob from laughter - thanks for this, a true masterpiece

I should ask my band teacher if we could play this at our next concert

The unbelievably overblown/over compressed audio is perfection

When it said “the audience is crying,” I really was Crying with laughter 😂

My classic-filled cultured childhood was destroyed... You officially murdered me together with the swans. This is 1000x more fuking dramatic & tragic than the entire fuking Netflix.

This describes well the moments of russian history during which the swan lake was broadcast on tv.

0:21 anyone else laugh at that for 45 minutes?

2:36 swan-less lake on the Somme

0:34 Me getting killed by 7273737 ducks in dark deception

@UmaHoward

10 ай бұрын

NOOO LOL

@Diego91940

10 ай бұрын

@@UmaHoward Haha yeah

@lolliii5477

3 ай бұрын

o o f

I've rewatched this video so many times because it makes me cry with laughter every single time. But this is my first time actually seeing the chapter titles and yo OP you are BRILLIANT it's even funnier now

Nobody not one single sh-tposter out there The one hunter who didn't get a shot: 3:05

Would love to see this played live ❤

@Ambipie

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't because of the spit valve

@Holleygraphic

Жыл бұрын

@@Ambipie splash zone upfront

@MS-qx9uw

Жыл бұрын

not including the manslaughter, right?

@Holleygraphic

Жыл бұрын

@@MS-qx9uw well we have to try it with and without to see which ones better

@catriverotter9527

Жыл бұрын

Yes, me too! 🤓 (As long as the "spit zone" is clearly marked beforehand, & earplugs are available for audience members with tender stomachs 😏)

This has to be the best one yet, the spit valve part was just immaculate

2:20 to 2:40 actually sounds very dramatic, I wish that part was in the actual piece❤

@nickthechicken11

Жыл бұрын

the first seconds before the beat drop are in the piece

@The21stGamer

Жыл бұрын

This is probably the first piece made for a massacre scene that includes the gunshots in the music

2:54 as a trombone player, I felt this

The chaos was off the charts in this one. Well done!

The best part of any sheetmusic gone wrong is the literal note-keysmash. Just put enough on there to overload the sound system

Perfect spot for that gliss on 2:20

2:52 Good place to replace French Horns with French Hens? Excellent video.

0:44 i cannot get over Db C# Bx

I swear, it couldve ended at "now its just lake" and that wouldve been enough. But nooooooooo, you had to push it a little further and make me wheeze in laughter!! 😂😂😂

man idk what i was expecting but the key signature changes at 1:30 hurt my whole soul that was horrible 💀 (it was great thank you)

As a trumpet player, I can confirm that happens every time I try to empty my spit valve.

This was hilarious! I admire your twisted sense of humor and will forever duck when i hear the opening strains of "Swan Lake" just in case!😂😂

I never would've thought that someone transcribed all of my band practices from when i was 10 and turn it into a music channel, Thank you for the nostalgia... now where did I put my clarinet

2:59 why did this suddenly turn into an apocalyptic dystopia 😭

I like how you put duck sound in horn section 😂😂😂😂

The "coudl" triggers me so much- I laughed my butt off tho- mostly with the waterfall

Please please please keep doing the chapter titles, i love them every time! Keep up the incredible work!

There's a piece by Rautavaara that actually uses birdsong (including migrating geese lol) for anyone who's interested! It's called Cantus Arcticus and it's really beautiful :)

@catriverotter9527

Жыл бұрын

Cool, thanks for this!

@catriverotter9527

Жыл бұрын

If anyone's interested, this version is the Leipzig Radio Symphony Orchestra conducted by Max Pommer: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hoNnu7STh6_cgdI.html

bro this isn't hunting season, it's an extinction event

This, my friends, is art.

actually tried listening on the music score itself, my speakers were literally screaming ten times louder that the video itself and i screamed. well done cant wait for your next work XD

This feels like a spiritual return of Parker Meek and y'know I am 110% down with this Edit: 1:58 YES THOSE YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIGN ABOUT

Swan Lake but swans are actually terrifying in reality

That’s one of the best French Horn sounds I’ve ever heard from a software, wow. Also, this… ”remake” is amazing :D

laughed so hard at 2:13 lol

I love the chapter titles oh my god 😂 and the gunshots! And the story! It's amazing

These are absolutely the BEST!!! You are so talented and funny!

0:39 was all it took to earn my subscription

These videos are truly a blessing to my chaotic fueled mind

The sound of the emptying spit valve is amazing.

christ, i still can’t watch one of these without my face hurting. you make masterpieces here.

unironically this is absolutely incredible work. i cant stop smiling

0:30 XD That sound

1:02 "NOOOOOOO JERRY THE SWAN" really touched me R.I.P Jerry the Swan "quack" (edit:THIRTY TWO LIKES?) (editwo: 48 )

@AWizardAndaMouse3432

7 ай бұрын

Correction: 37 likes.

@_Dayspace_

6 ай бұрын

@@AWizardAndaMouse3432 41*

@AWizardAndaMouse3432

5 ай бұрын

@@_Dayspace_ *42

Hilarious. One of your best ones. Love the duck sound effects.

I had tears rolling down my face ... absolutely brilliant! Thank you for my belly ache!!

the microtonal music at 1:41 😭😭😭😭

I was laughing so hard that I kept having to pause to wipe the tears away 😂!

1:02 i love the loud part (ignoring all the parts where the swan got killed) this sounds fricking amazing 😢

why was this so intense? I was really emotionaly invested

EPIC STORYTELLING ASKDFJAKSDFJASDF

“Thoughts and prayers for Tchaikovsky….”

This is the absolute best! Keep making the brilliant scores!

This was brilliantly done. Bravo.

As a former trombone player, the spit valve bit brought back some…interesting memories. Incredible work lmao

Omg I haven’t laughed so hard in like a year. It is 3 am which contributes to my confusion and continuously deteriorating brain cells but even so holy hell that was good 😂

@KiraTheJobless

Жыл бұрын

And yes I went to the comments before finishing

‘The audience WAS crying’ that brought tears to my eyes!

Omg I have to remember not to watch this in bed I'm seriously shaking trying not to laugh. Well done, fantastic edit!

Wow that is beautiful, deserves like x100 more views :D

@fluffybirb4455

Жыл бұрын

No x9999999999999999999999999999999999

1:12 NOT THE SCROLL BAR OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!

What a rare treat to hear another magnificent abomination. Bravo!!

This randomly came across my front page and I’m not upset. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Swan Lake is a masterpiece and this has only made it even greater.