SUVs need to chill out
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SUVs today are faster than a McLaren F1. This is completely out of hand. We put together a list of some of the fastest, most absurd SUVs based on their 0-60 times to show you how absurd things have gotten. This is the D-List!
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Пікірлер: 6 200
MO POWA! Get to Home Depot even faster in the HPE1000 Durango.
@lkv0315
3 жыл бұрын
Yooo it’s hennessey 🤙 love what y’all do!
@rob5792
3 жыл бұрын
Can y'all slide a Venom or two my way please?
@dylantobler1135
3 жыл бұрын
I can afford is a 5th of whiskey and a Powerade. Mix em’ together and I can get a literal taste of my very own : Hennessy Performance, Broke Boy Edition
@rob5792
3 жыл бұрын
@@dylantobler1135 Bro, you wildin
@notsubz3r067
3 жыл бұрын
YOO
I feel like we're in the 60s muscle car era for SUVs
@edim108
3 жыл бұрын
Just in time for the next "Oil Crisis" to mess everything up. Enjoy the madness whilst it lasts...
@agentpuppy2271
3 жыл бұрын
I would like but you got 69 likes so.....yeah
@larrydaberry8717
3 жыл бұрын
I saw you in ksi's comments lol
@adamdomonski1619
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@zachaliles
3 жыл бұрын
When were 60's muscle cars going 0-60 in under 4 seconds?
you know what comes after three James : "two" me : "fou....two"
@sMASHsound
2 жыл бұрын
was he wrong, tho....
@grantscowen1308
2 жыл бұрын
That part had me creasing
@johnynichols1
2 жыл бұрын
This made my day 🤣
@iWARDOG
2 жыл бұрын
this messed me up too I'm dead
@obenssonosias7882
2 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaaha
Easily the funniest video put out by Donut Media. James' presenting is on point, and the editing elevates it to instant classic status.
"Cause you know what comes after 3..." "4?" "Twwwoooooooooo" Dang, got me again
@b0b0_
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Pinkmilka
3 жыл бұрын
Thats some Valve Stuff.
@mirthenary
3 жыл бұрын
And an unskippable ad, thanks KZread
@ejcross8713
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
@robm9772
3 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one. I went, "wait, what? oh, right".
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
@rastomasstanford7708
3 жыл бұрын
JP
@TheNuclearBolton
3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he say this in another one of his videos? 😂 or did someone comment that on a video about people’s proffered learnings methods? VARK... visual, auditory, kinesthetic, and reading? I think
@andredeketeleastutecomplex
3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum.
@harrykoyl3784
3 жыл бұрын
I can almost hear the theme song!
@tyrel7185
2 жыл бұрын
This comment is best when you know the original source! (Hint: you’ll find it in a history book).
Brabus: When you absolutely have to get your troops to their destination before the ink on their orders is even dry.
Typhoon held that title for 14 years according to you info. That’s a pretty good run. They were quite fast in the era.
Imagine a mom late for her kids soccer practice she quickly load the kids into the hennessy hpe 1000 and floors it until she reaches the practice field unload the kids but wait, now she is late for her yoga class so she floors it to catch up to her class. Now if unnecessarily fast suv didn’t exist that poor mother will be late for her kids soccer practice and her yoga class. THINK JAMES. THINK
@kevyriverside8082
3 жыл бұрын
If i actually saw an ad like that i most definatelly wouldnt be mad at it😂😂😂
@zaarifhossaini6467
3 жыл бұрын
They do reach FOOTBALL practice but dead.
@mirthenary
3 жыл бұрын
AND she can do burnouts the whole way😆
@yiocho220
3 жыл бұрын
Than the mom jumps the river doing 150 to make it to the store before it closes 😂
@mudundisivaramaraju4640
3 жыл бұрын
No she will go to Jail if she floors a 1000hp SUV
Between the camo hat and the polo shirt, James looks like a full on dad
@JamesD401
3 жыл бұрын
My dad
@proxyhx2075
3 жыл бұрын
And he is
@johnjohnson9431
3 жыл бұрын
He needs a lip and a light beer
@ali_tdi2440
3 жыл бұрын
Ironic since he doesnt know where his is
@ert-wert
3 жыл бұрын
Your mom looks like your dad
17:09 i totally lost it on that gag reflex
2:59 Not only in Japan but also in India it is known as the Pajero. Right now we have in India, the Pajero Sport.
@KHolzer444
Жыл бұрын
Same thing in Brazil
Fun fact: The pajero changed it's name to Montero in Spain because it means, literally, Wanker.
@MYwinters1945
3 жыл бұрын
also in latin america
@baddas380
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha True, in every spanish speaking country it means wanker
@iinmywoorl
3 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment this! Same thing in Argentina
@Josh_Quillan
3 жыл бұрын
In the UK it's a Shogun. Because...no, I have no idea, beyond some baseless accusations of selective racism.
@iinmywoorl
3 жыл бұрын
@@Josh_Quillan Well, that's a more fitting name considering it's a japanese car
Whoever edited this video; give them more. The editor did a phenomenal job on this! Pumphrey and this editor: just give them their own show. The pumphrey and unnamed editor show
@moldyskittle
3 жыл бұрын
Wait... this... THIS IS THAT SHOW! WHOOOOOO!
@mitchellmeyer4177
3 жыл бұрын
@@moldyskittle I was making a joke. Editor did a great job and wanted to see them get some recognition for it. May e a "good job" from the boss man
@calholli
3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellmeyer4177 Well you see.. then he made a joke about your joke, in that he's saying that your joke already exists, because this show actually is just James and the editor.... and that's the joke.
@moldyskittle
3 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellmeyer4177 I was too!
@moldyskittle
3 жыл бұрын
@@calholli LOL thanks man
The Aztek had a 9.2 second timing (Comparing to the Miata's 9.6)
@BlackandWhitecustoms
2 жыл бұрын
There is no way pontiac aztek was that fast 😅
14:36 and we’re still not done!!! Yooooooo!!! 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
"Maybe Connor needs to get to lacrosse practice faster." That right there.
@user-up1ku4qz5h
3 жыл бұрын
Pen is
@rastomasstanford7708
3 жыл бұрын
That's my boy
@lil._.t4425
3 жыл бұрын
I was reading your comment the second he said that in the vid so it easel like he was narrating my thoughts lol
15:15 James: “Do you know what comes after 3” Me: “4?” James: “2” Me: “oh”
@DanielSparten
3 жыл бұрын
Quick math
@nickgee7291
3 жыл бұрын
haha! good one!
@jachymsmudek5903
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@zero01grimreaper
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭🥴😹😹😹 underrated comment
17:14 Chreap Chan Chreochtee
donut's easily this generation's top gear. love it, never change
@dialledalloyedits3469
Жыл бұрын
ok but like throttle house tho
@oranjedrurgen8934
Жыл бұрын
@@dialledalloyedits3469 agree also. we're lucky to have two different flavours of top gear nowadays
@Lordofthegods-te5ek
Жыл бұрын
15:18 > I’m pretty sure that 4 comes after 3.
"Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio. No, it's not just the pasta." I felt that.
I progressively started to loose my shit every time he said "This isn't the last jeep on this list" XD
@sMASHsound
2 жыл бұрын
cause it was literally worth waiting for.... those shiz were fast.
@Mr-P1
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Bro. Same.
@keydasagittarius9505
2 жыл бұрын
Everytime I just had my mind saying I can't wait to see this thing stats
@jonathanvillalba3214
2 жыл бұрын
The yeeeeps make people drop down a good house down payment in a depreciating asset
@TTV20209989
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t hate on that jeep
James, this was an amazing performance. Your energy and acting are extremely entertaining. The editing only emphasizes that. This was an incredibly fun video to watch. Thank you!
7:50 the chevy trail blazers pss pss got me hahahahah
Hennessey: Makes fast cars. Their customers: Receives fast cars slowly.
@human_organ_lover96_gamer
2 жыл бұрын
Mean while grandma and her Hennessy
@Sandi_shores_lands_fish
2 жыл бұрын
Their competitors: sees hennesee tailights VERY quickly
@scottyscorch6217
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sandi_shores_lands_fish and wonder how long ago they paid Hennessey for the car. 2 years and they're still waiting
@Sandi_shores_lands_fish
2 жыл бұрын
@@scottyscorch6217 that sux.. do they at least get a calendar or even a novelty pen to cool things off
@eur0be4t3r
2 жыл бұрын
666th like, cool
“Jreep Tran cheritee”- the wise words of James
@scottsinclair7735
3 жыл бұрын
"lambor gine mashine" - james pumphrey 2021
@Someone-vj3lj
3 жыл бұрын
So true
@Abyss955
3 жыл бұрын
I though it was “ Nail in bunghole “.
@chinqlinq89
3 жыл бұрын
Ahh the Vietnamese made Jeep Tran Cherry Tee
@ProtoAzula
3 жыл бұрын
They mentioned the Mach-E and i vomited in my mouth
They designed that Lambo to be able to run 118 mph on the beach. The front spun 15% faster than the rears did, I believe. Remember reading an article in Car and Driver about it back in the 80's. Probably still have it actually.
Man.... I just LOVE your videos. Informative, factual and HILARIOUS!
Seeing James slow decent into madness as he goes through the list reminds me of old up to speeds. Happy to see donuts writers can keep with the old energy and chaos
@lrrowley
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! Pumphrey at his best when he becomes unhinged lol
@sendingit2601
3 жыл бұрын
@@lrrowley agreed 🤝
@calholli
3 жыл бұрын
yeah.. that ain't the writers
@dimitrijekrstic7567
3 жыл бұрын
@@calholli that's raw James energy
@sendingit2601
3 жыл бұрын
@@calholli I kinda agree. But gotta give some credit to the writers
Grand Cherokee making more appearances than James' dad in his life.
@theonetheonlykb3836
3 жыл бұрын
MOPAR BABY
@rehansadiqi2746
3 жыл бұрын
@@theonetheonlykb3836 RAMCHARGERS!
@DigBaddyTaylor
3 жыл бұрын
I'm crying...
@nachibtalib102
3 жыл бұрын
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever hit the like button on a comment 😂
@Joeybsmooth
3 жыл бұрын
Wow
the editor of these videos is top notch :')
man i just love this channel. best car show in 2010's and so far in 2020's - quite frankly this video was epic. and im not a suv guy. but now i need one ofc .. :,D
Little notice from a german guy: A-B-T is the family name of the owners so it's Abt. One word. Thanks for reading :D
@sebyfloristean9514
3 жыл бұрын
Nice rs3 clubsport pfp 😳
@nothing9271
3 жыл бұрын
Ugliest quattro on the grill
@oneminuteerik584
3 жыл бұрын
So isses junge. Ich habe mich auch gewundert.
@apuhnahasa4119
3 жыл бұрын
Wir Deutschen können nicht anders. Danke :-)
@mikemhz
3 жыл бұрын
There's no way to pronounce "Abt" in English
hennesy execs be like: -snorts line of powder- get this, 1000hp prius
@ShawnD__
3 жыл бұрын
They probably have enough hellcat editions to steal parts off of to put into a prius
@aphex14
3 жыл бұрын
lol!!!
@zero01grimreaper
3 жыл бұрын
I would actually pay for that. 😹😹
@kresshmusic
3 жыл бұрын
yo that bitch would fly
@faterevelation
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget not delivering to their customers
0:44 fantastic jacket !
I love how James slowly builds up the excitement and anger after each car.. Also, I have 3 Cherokee's (96' 4.0L, 98 5.9L , 2018 5.7L) so it was dope to see the junk yard I have outside competing on the D-list. LOL
Half this episode is James saying "WhYyYY tHouGH?!?!" and the rest is "not the last jeep you'll see" 😉 Loved every second of it Edit: damn this is my most upvote ever, thank y'all. God I love this donut community, y'all way too good haha
@theonetheonlykb3836
3 жыл бұрын
MOPAR BABY
@jordanfedirchuk1558
3 жыл бұрын
I’m dying laughing 😹
@roche1517
3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanfedirchuk1558 same
@pamsingi
3 жыл бұрын
To James Pls make up to speed on gemballa
@guywood172
3 жыл бұрын
Don't spend all those internet points at once.
I about died when he said "wHy Do YoU nEeD tO gO tO hOmE dEpOt So FrIkKeN fAsT"
Where was the BMW X3 M Comp!?!? That car easily does 3.2! 🚙 💨 This video was both hilarious and informative! Awesome 🙏🏻
amazing!! James is so perfect behind the camera. i could watch these videos for hours
Watching James lose it for almost 20 minutes over a bunch of SUVs was... quite the experience
@macelius
2 жыл бұрын
"I DON"T KNOW WHY!?!"
Imagine if Koenigsegg took their new hybrid and shoved it into an in house designed wide body suv. That would make numbers invalid.. probably.
@xeus2eme
3 жыл бұрын
"Imagine if Koeni... " NO. BIG OL FUCKING NO.
@gaara4667
3 жыл бұрын
@@xeus2eme something wrong?
@TheCarpenterUnion
3 жыл бұрын
Some of these "SUVs" are basically sedans or hatchbacks anyway. Might as well just call it Fastest 4+ Seaters
@xeus2eme
3 жыл бұрын
@@gaara4667 oh my ! You're the real Gaara !? I'm a biiiig fan, oooh yes.
@fourscinmcgee3703
3 жыл бұрын
@@xeus2eme well yes, unlike a robot I can imagine.
amazing editor, one of the best edited videos i've watched in my life
This video was legendary 🔥🔥from the commentating to the suspense classic shit 💯🙌🏾
James (15:18): "You know what comes after 3" Me: "4" James: "2" Me: "...."
@KaceyGreen
2 жыл бұрын
I exclaimed 2 in the silent gap he left us
@aaronb7990
2 жыл бұрын
🤘🤣👍
@lyteyearz5810
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooooo 😭😭😭😂💀💀💀
@leafertYT
2 жыл бұрын
pfffff
@beedeebee13
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sometimes I am lost for words when I get it wrong too. ... It's ok boo. It will pass. *entirely in monotone*
I love just watching James slowly slip into madness during this
@nepttune710
3 жыл бұрын
Dude...nothing makes me laugh until I cry more.
One of the best videos I have seen on cars :D Crazy hype well executed.
I love how once you entered the 3s category you just lost your mind more and more why, WHY NOT
Automotive engineers be like: -Yeah, lets make a 6000 pound beast go under 3 secs, that seems reasonable.
@TheDenigreur
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because the average person couldn't even handle a 200 hp mid size sedan properly, now everything have to get 500 hp and people are still looking at their phone while driving lol.
@AguSWAG4876
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDenigreur basically lol
@phiillzzz807
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDenigreur the problem with these over powered suvs and mini vans is they have so much torque steer is fucking unreal.. i drove my buddy's dodge caravan for a day while my car was in the shop.. that thing is a v6 pushing a whopping 280hp and i shit you not i floored it off a standstill and the thing was steering all over the place.. how the hell did this even pass on safety regulations?? Lmao
@charliemoomoo7200
3 жыл бұрын
@@phiillzzz807 that might be because the caravan is a fwd which would explain the torque steer. The majority of suvs on this list are either rwd or awd making torque steer nonexistent
@phiillzzz807
3 жыл бұрын
@@charliemoomoo7200 ah yes i forgot to mention about these being fwd
As a resident of the "drives their cherokee like a fckin rally car" association, I appreciate this episode. Thank you James 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
@harvestblades
3 жыл бұрын
only way to drive a xj, well and over rocks & through mud.
When James said that was the last jeep we would see on this list for now, the first thing that came to my mind was a 1500hp jeep grand cherokee that goes 0 to 60 in 2.1 seconds so you can get to home depot even faster. :D
I watched the video this morning before I went to work. Not four hours later did a Pajero Evolution roll in on my lunch break. Totally made my day
Donut: SUV’s need to chill out Me: and you need to listen the request of PaganiGaming
@ibuildblasters8118
3 жыл бұрын
tell dodge that lol
@JonManProductions
3 жыл бұрын
No.
@crazycjk
3 жыл бұрын
Every video I scroll to like his comment
"The one that looks like a Kangaroo's head" - Welp, never gonna unsee that one.
@josefmprable
3 жыл бұрын
i dont see it
@yunkamisato6614
3 жыл бұрын
bruh same hard to unsee it now😭
@harrykoyl3784
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
8:25 i saw one of these car once, exiting out of a car park.
I freaking love this channel. So many laughs and I’m learning 😅
15:14 " What comes after 3 " my brain: 4 James: 2
@slapi5ify
3 жыл бұрын
*before
@NYEK_GTR_
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@BombdiverBT
3 жыл бұрын
It's evolving. Just backwards!
ah, yes, the PAJERO, named in japan and one of the most famous reasons of why now manufacturers have local people to name cars: imported to spanish speaking countries where PAJERO literally means WANKER ... you should really do a video about names
@kankanmwah
3 жыл бұрын
That is true tho, my uncle (a native Spanish speaker currently living in Brazil) owns a 2009 TR4 and he always makes pajero jokes
@Skullbrothers
3 жыл бұрын
Like the Kona in Portuguese speaking countries.
@BeeaReyoU.
3 жыл бұрын
@@kankanmwah does is mean bird? In Spanish pajaro or pajario are used as a word to describe your penis but are actually the word for bird and birdie.
@benjaminjoseph285
3 жыл бұрын
It is called pajero in India also
@purpleneons
3 жыл бұрын
Hyundai is selling the Kona in Europe, but there's a catch: "kona" means "is dying in pain" in Polish so for a Polish person the whole name sounds like Hyundai is dying in pain lmaooo
I don’t think you realize just how funny you are 😂😂 I’M HERE FOR IT. Dank content as always
This D-list escalated ReeeeeAAaAaalllll quick! Love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What'ya gotta go to Home Depot so fast for?" Because I keep forgetting shit!!!!
@mpgshoter55444
2 жыл бұрын
Same bro, same
@briankuhn7396
2 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real!
@jonathansage2147
2 жыл бұрын
This is real.
@SamZarifYT
2 жыл бұрын
When you forget the 3/4s inch drill bit
@ismaelabufon1696
2 жыл бұрын
Oh mate........
in my house, we all say herspers now. james, you've changed our lives...
@oliverallen5324
2 жыл бұрын
How else do people say HP?
@GaneshrajP_
2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverallen5324 xD
@fizfilet5640
2 жыл бұрын
in Indonesia we say DK instead HP
@mikukumiku
2 жыл бұрын
Get ready, ya’ll are gonna start calling it the “cheept tranchdt cherutchee”
@jesuschristislord7754
2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
I love what you did with the jeeps there, you are amazing!
Amazing , bro your videos are great I really enjoy it thanks
"Lemme tell you something....this won't be the last time you see the Grand Cherokee on this list" *Trackhawk noises intensify*
@mattroyce
3 жыл бұрын
facts eh
@sauditate4562
2 жыл бұрын
Vroom Vroom in the distance...
@m.a.d.pandagaming6895
2 жыл бұрын
@@sauditate4562 more like "WAAAAAAAAAAAH"
@KAAD98
2 жыл бұрын
You're right, can't believe so many people are buying these crazy fast SUV's. BTW I think I solved the problem, one gas powered vehicle & one electric
The worst feeling is seeing a sporty lookin suv behind u and you think it’s go time but when they go next to you it’s a mom on her phone goin 120
@TwinTurboOnly
2 жыл бұрын
It’s always a woman on her phone. Every single time
@jorgewuzhear
2 жыл бұрын
Worst part is it fucking has HANDS FREE capabilities lol why are you holding your phone? 🤷🏽♂️
@jarlevanlandeghem8595
2 жыл бұрын
@@jorgewuzhear I know right I see it all the time
@heybuddy7410
2 жыл бұрын
@@jorgewuzhear absolutely
@thatguy3745
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some deap trama man
I freaking hate the SUV popularity because a sedan drives much better and with a station wagon you got the SUV practicality. HOWEVER, I can see why the SUVs have taken over (at least in Canada) First, you can’t even freaking speed anymore: Traffic jams, speed cameras, shitty roads, etc. Then, the SUVs these days have very comparable fuel efficiency as regular sedans, and they’re much easier to get in and out of. They have better ground clearance against snow. In the days when almost every vehicle in front of you is a van, truck or an SUV with tinted windows, it really helps to have a higher vehicle to see the road ahead. So yeah, as a daily driver I reckon an SUV is best here
I love this channel LMAO ! Awesome video. Love the humor
"What comes after 3? ... 2!" Would definitely be a shirt car guys would rock tf out of lol
@roymcdre9180
2 жыл бұрын
Yessss
Loved your way of explaining
@tscript8109
2 жыл бұрын
Yh bro he’s good, but still thi he called the x6 m an x5 lol😂
@thatguy3745
2 жыл бұрын
@@tscript8109 I'm gonna need a whole new Rosetta stone for this shit man
@thatguy3745
2 жыл бұрын
@@tscript8109 cant tell if its epilepsy or elon musk's Twitter account... Gosh damn
@tscript8109
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatguy3745 lol
@Byna354
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatguy3745 Thank you for saying it, I felt like i lost brain cells trying to watch this. I mean the man is clearly smart, why can't he just talk like a normal person?
My uncle bought a used black on grey '93 GMC Typhoon back in '96-'97ish. Purchased out of Robb Report magazine (like a cross between Maxim magazine and the old buy/sell/trade, except it's pretty much just for rich people). Price tag exceeded $40,000! and had to go to another province to get it. Driving that thing was quite an experience. I've only been in a handful of V8 powered cars that could match the performance of that little turbo'ed V6 because of all the GoFast GMC bolted on, plumbed in and filled it with (special pistons, rods, heads, valves etc.. - from the factory!) Absolutely ridiculous to drive- in a good way. Because it was all wheel drive and had about 12" wide tires front and rear, it cornered like it was on rails, and went like a bat out of hell, even in the rain.. And if you wanted to test that 0-60 time, grab a foot full of throttle and the off the line acceleration was like somebody attached a cable to it at a red light, and tied the other end to a dump truck doing 55! Unfortunately parts weren't cheap or plentiful. T-case blew one day and it sat at the shop for about a month, waiting for its new unit to show up. Sadly, It went to the dealer for some work on another occasion, and the service guys didn't put it inside at night and somebody decided to steal it.. T'was never seen again.
by secure the contract at 2:15 they meant they didnt win the deal. It wasnt a paperwork issue, the buyer just chose a different manufacturer before a deal was made
@drewpeacock2762
Жыл бұрын
2:03*
Finally, a D-List hosted by James' dad
@anydaynow01
3 жыл бұрын
Lol yep, he was wearing his old Nismo shirt and rolled out in his Z31 300zx, James has such a cool dad!
james: "what comes after 3?" me: 4! james: "2" 😐
@andrerico2027
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
Absolutely dope presentation man. 🙌🙌🙌🙌
9:04 that chuckle in the background killed me 🤣
Jeep: We heard you’re a dad going through a midlife crisis, but you want to keep it in the low
James, it’s time we talked about weather patterns. Typhoons are storms. I love you
@bruceleeman
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was getting to me too haha.
Liked the video for typhoon being fast as heck.
Getting more crazy the lower the seconds become - hahahaha - love it!
My top 2 dream cars I will probably never get: GMC Syclone GMC Typhoon
@PhiladelphiaCoIlins
3 жыл бұрын
Bought my 93 Typhoon for 10k, you can find them
So who’s gonna tell James that a typhoon is a storm and in fact, not a wave?
@anthonyruddell3969
3 жыл бұрын
Came here just for this... was thinking "I think your thinking about a tsunami bruh"
@calholli
3 жыл бұрын
It's not only a storm... It's a hurricane with reverse.
@julesiebear
3 жыл бұрын
@@calholli Hurricane = Atlantic Typhoon = Pacific That’s the only difference
@PaulBlamey
3 жыл бұрын
@@calholli it's just a hurricane in north west pacific.
@calholli
3 жыл бұрын
@@julesiebear I know... I was thinking north and south too though.. lol
Love the content and edits!!!
The whole intro to the HPE1000 had me pissing myself. I watched that part like 5 times. Top shelf, guys
“A ZJ? What’s a ZJ?” -“If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.”
@sunofabob
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@trillnix3043
3 жыл бұрын
🍺 fest. Classic
@mertd7702
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t afford shit these days
@miloslogic
2 жыл бұрын
@@mertd7702 I feel ya bro
@stevekenilworth
3 ай бұрын
if your lucky you may find it in anther brand of car for reasonable price
James looking like he’s the President of the Lonely Drivers Club
@Subscribe_to_Takumi
3 жыл бұрын
BRUHH AHHAHHAHA
"...cause you know what comes after three.....two". Priceless :D
James getting mad at these genuinely gives me joy
The idea of going from 0 to 60 mph in 3.7 seconds inside a G Wagon sounds absolutely terrifying
@kylecope4412
3 жыл бұрын
You mean amazing?
@lime3324
3 жыл бұрын
@@kylecope4412 i mean if you’ve been into one, it’s literally a coffin.
@zerocool5395
3 жыл бұрын
One of the dumbest vehicles ever made. Change my mind...
I love how many times he had to say "this isn't the last Jeep on the list" 😂😂😊
@bilinasmini3480
2 жыл бұрын
Everytime he mentioned a jeep then said it wouldn’t be the last with that damn wink got me 🤣😅
That Stelvio gets even more impressive when you start looking at what cars it's beats around The Ring…
This guys makes the vid funnier yet interestiing
Not a wave bro: "A typhoon is a mature tropical cyclone that develops between 180° and 100°E in the Northern Hemisphere"
@ebolapie
2 жыл бұрын
it makes a lot of waves though
@nielsvwinden
2 жыл бұрын
WaVeS ArE CreAteD By WiNd
@sabertooth_fl
2 жыл бұрын
was he thinking tsunami 😅
@M3PH11
2 жыл бұрын
Specifically in the indian or pacific oceans. When the same thing happens in the atlantic, we call it a hurricane. Also typhoons and hurricanes are the only topical storms humans give names to.
@fsttag1
2 жыл бұрын
@@nielsvwinden no
"What are you gonna freaking go to home depot so fast for?" this line killed me LMAO
@iosgaming2824
2 жыл бұрын
Soccer practice too lol
@nTrylo
Жыл бұрын
this is easily the funniest video i've ever seen on this channel
When I bought my 1992 V-6 Typhoon off the showroom floor, (red over gray) friends & family suggested mental health counseling because my "Truck" broke the $30k barrier. But it took 14 years & an additional $82k, a V-8 & the words "Porsche Turbo S" to beat it.
I love how pissed James is at the speed of the SUVs in the last 3 minutes of this
Zat's not fast enoof; nor doesn't have enoof lettars. That was a good line.
@blahorgaslisk7763
3 жыл бұрын
I tried to read that out loud with a German accent and failed miserably. I ended up sounding like a drunk Scotsman.
James giving off some strong Matty Matheson vibes on this one.
The editing and the expressions are so funny to me. 🤣 Also SUVs, wtf? Y so fast?
LMFAO!! You're the best, man! Funniest and the best car show guy on the internet!