Gotta respect a country that continues to exist despite reappearing in a different place on the map after every major war

@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn

Жыл бұрын

They were even independent in the Napoleonic wars (in the form of the Duchy of Warsaw)

@yusonbir

Жыл бұрын

"Surely if we don't give them these parts people will leave them alone this time"

@seekingabsolution1907

Жыл бұрын

Only slightly different place.

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E

@villevalste1888

Жыл бұрын

@@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn *French puppet state

"One day I'm gonna go for a scan of my brain and it's gonna be the shape of an artillery piece" That one got me 💀

@desertdesmond6736

Жыл бұрын

"Its all artillery?" - "Always has been"

I'm just picturing Stalin and his generals planning the war against Poland, they have been working on it for a few months, and then somebody comes in and tells them that Ukraine has been granted independence, and Stalin just tears up the plan and they have to start again

@apeiro3810

Жыл бұрын

This is the Soviet Union we’re talking about, they aren’t making a plan, they just gonna throw 38 million troops at the border

@goose93

Жыл бұрын

Well yeah a significant amount of their border changed

@slump2p

Жыл бұрын

a lone tear trickles out of his eye as he realizes that the polish just released belarus

@grigss3027

Жыл бұрын

​@@slump2p and given back Vilnius to lithuania

I almost thought it said surviving as Poland in WW3 and honestly I'd like to see him try that

@gifigi600

Жыл бұрын

It's easier since Germany won't invade, but Russia does have nukes, but in game they are very crap and you just need air superiority

@gifigi600

Жыл бұрын

@Not gonna lie no

@zaikolebolsh5724

Жыл бұрын

@@gifigi600 dont interact with them, just report and ignore

@lovecraft8639

Жыл бұрын

Poland will die anyways nether wich War they suck XD

@mappingshaman5280

Жыл бұрын

Surviving as Poland vs Russia in millenium dawn could be done whilst asleep. I tried playing as Russia once and I got halfway through Germany before ending up in a stalemate.

Isorrow cries when not playing hoi. Just shows how much he loves the game.

@stillbrian9448

Жыл бұрын

Propably doesn't differ that much from in-between the cuts while he's playing

@ryanrg1545

Жыл бұрын

He also cries if he have to play too much. Just shows how much he plays it

I personally love the Polish historical tree, but I always complete every possible focus on it first so that I wind up with like 3 pp gain a day, with focuses active

@Alenixe.

Жыл бұрын

Yeah its mildly broken if you max the constitution

@konbkob4156

Жыл бұрын

4.00 extra pop, 2x land doctrine, and good advisors too, people sleep on it too much tbh

@Alenixe.

Жыл бұрын

If you can balance the oppositions, its a great tree, not very beginner friendly though

@nerdybacon6244

Жыл бұрын

Man i love getting those PPs every day

As a polish person, I approve of this

@zacharywellman4178

Жыл бұрын

Yeetus👍

@ThreeIrishMen

Жыл бұрын

oh hey i know you

@Tom-oj7si

Жыл бұрын

'Person' is a stretch tbh

@skeletonjanitor

Жыл бұрын

Woah woah woah, let’s not say “person”

@tonythepolishbear5269

Жыл бұрын

😁🇵🇱

2:00 The Nazi-Polish non aggression pact is actually a historical thing that happened, although it was signed in 1935 in reality.

@-Kidzin

Жыл бұрын

The document is from january 1934 between Deutsches Reich (German Reich) and Polish Commonwealth and was called Polish-German declaration on non-violence. There was no nation called "The Nazi".

@charlesTCMS

Жыл бұрын

@@-Kidzinyes, there was no nation called "the Nazi" (no one claimed there was), but it is common to say "the Nazis" when one means the 1933-45 German government. You know damn well what they meant, and given that they're in a KZread comment section and not an academic journal, people don't need to be strictly 100% correct about terminology if it gets the meaning across. Get off your high horse.

@arminhorvath-

Жыл бұрын

@@-Kidzin nobody cares

@slump2p

Жыл бұрын

@@-Kidzin 🤓🤓🤓

@nobodyknows1750

11 ай бұрын

@@-Kidzinwhat zero pussy does to a mf

its almost a rule of paradox AI to specifically act only in ways to spite the player and nothing else, they will sacrifice their whole country to shoot down a single plane

@goldenfiberwheat238

Жыл бұрын

My favorite is in eu4 when you call your ally into a war and then they just sit there doing nothing. That or their armies start moving only to change direction over and over again so they end up staying in the same province

@chinsaw2727

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@goldenfiberwheat238 They do that in CK3 as well. I usually play with the “AI Embarkation” Game Rule set to “Free” to prevent the AI from permanently bankrupting itself by repeatedly leaving and returning port. It’s all fun and games seeing the Abbasids -5000 gold in debt, until they start violently imploding.

Tbh as someone who played Poland the most (I don't have all of the dlc, so Polands focus tree is still pretty big, just with no alt history, also I'm Polish, of course I have to main it)the historical Poland is not that bad If you wonder, NEVER take the right path (which is also the historical Mościcki path), it doesn't give you much, the best thing is being allies with Romania, but it's pointless, because you get it nevertheless if you become a major power (hard but duable). Centre path helps you alot with it, by giving you Lith. Lat. and Est. basically for free, and you can snipe weak neighbours really easily by panslovian revengism. Plus if you ignore the peseant revolt you can even get ITALY into your faction. Left path is by far the most overpowered. Having like 20 people in a faction is kinda overpowered. Though when the germans attack, you are kinda weak, because you left out so many industrial and army focuses by inviting all of the people (this goes for all paths if you become a major power), but I think it's reallly worth it nonetheless

@Natpad_027

Жыл бұрын

Which focuses would you advise in the between path. (Rewriting the consistution, eliminating socialist partys, support right wing paramilitarys...)

@dylanbaker7090

Жыл бұрын

Im playing Poland for the first time right now, and have taken Anastasia Romanov as my King. I have since defeated Germany with the Baltics help and have now just defeated Russia. My next war is with Italy, then i can hire the Polish bear that loads artillery shells as a general. Wojtek will eventually become my leader! Loving this playthrough.

@chriswong8821

Жыл бұрын

@Player_027 the paramilitary groups are really good because of the recruitable pop you get. For the left, most are decent (other than legion of merit). The castle sucks, but if you do choose a side, go for the synthetic bonus rather than banning parties.

@evreiskimason

Жыл бұрын

what about the path on the left

Wesołych świąt ISP 🇵🇱

@arsray7285

Жыл бұрын

Internet Provider best hoi4

As a 35 year old guy,I do enjoy being a “gravy timmy”

I am from Poland happy you make wideo about Poland. I love Poland. I love when people talk about Poland. Poland best country in the world

@Demonetization_Symbol

Жыл бұрын

I love Poland too. Greetings from the USA!

My best friend ever was Polish. He lost his battle with cancer on december 13th 2020. That fact my favourite hoi youtuber released a Poland hoi4 video 2 years to the day after he passed makes me feel weird, but I needed the good laughs today. So thanks

@poeb2153

Жыл бұрын

My condolences

@eduardkalmanawardze

Жыл бұрын

RIP

@thesilverhound3178

8 ай бұрын

sorry for your loss

Surviving as Poland in ww2 *difficulty (impossible)*

@Gigacat2137

Жыл бұрын

It's easy as fuck actually

@GwainSagaFanChannel

Жыл бұрын

Its harder to play as netherlands at 1939 start date and survive than poland at 1939 start date

@sparrowhawk3723

Жыл бұрын

30 Minutes of Hel be like:

7:14 We all know why he's laughing

Poland truly is the Poland of Nations. Wise words Mr. ISP

"We had to give up the east so it's only fair we move our country west"... it's funny how different history can run and lead to the same results :D historical indeed!

2:01 Poland actually signed a sort-of non-aggersion pact with Germany in 1934, set to last for 10 years

@rbxless

9 ай бұрын

It did not last 10 years 💀💀

Philip is un-ironically my favorite German leader. 😂😂😂

Your channel is one of the few things that makes me happy in life, I’ve watched all of your videos, thank you for the content.

Love that you play the historical path. Was always wondering how it was as everybody is playing monarchist. Love to see more content like this❤

10:30 This actually sounds like a strategy Mr Shmitler would use.

@eduardkalmanawardze

Жыл бұрын

Mr. Moustache Man

Loved this video, it felt like ISP was coming inside of me

@pehmis_

Жыл бұрын

🤨

@domii2098

Жыл бұрын

ayo?

@JoinThe_BingvinArmy

Жыл бұрын

🤨📸

@h3069

Жыл бұрын

📸😐

Any other game of HoI4: Conquer the world! This one: Objective - Survive

Ive missed you bro sorry havent been around glad to see you are doing your awesome vids bro!

Merry Christmas ISP

Greetings fellow Polishmen much love from America; but don't forget America always stands with you Poland 🇺🇸 ♥ 🇵🇱

@jakubwalenciejczyk3081

Жыл бұрын

As a pole i greet you

@khalilabushahin418

Жыл бұрын

#freepolandfromthewar ♥

@JhonCena24801

Жыл бұрын

@Not gonna lie this is a link to a potato wedge video why 😢

@khalilabushahin418

Жыл бұрын

@@notgonnalie. hope you wait longer

The biggest pain for a polishmen is seeing isorrow gibing up wilno, however it is a necessarity for survivale of poland. Its kinda nice to see that a big youtuber played historical poland because everyone just played the monarchist paths which are kinda OP

@quaker2636

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, I actually really don't like paradox for making the "historical" paths so lame and... historically inaccurate. Not to mention there's just not enough time to do all the historical focuses before the war breaks out...

yess new upload just like christmass

you know what.i love the part when he said Poland. Wise words

Really taking that 40:1 thing to heart!

Thank you Internet Service Provider, very cool!

I want to see ISP get the bear as a general and crown the bear as king

Ah beautiful fresh content

Historical Poland is extremely fun.

12:48 Poland in our own timeline be like:

Your brain being in the shape of an artillery piece reminds me to beg for you to finally release the Batavian Republic artillery only March of the Eagles video.

This is a certified Poland moment.

I did apreciate the dlc adding extra poland to the poland focus tree

When he said to leave a comment if Poland, I knew I had to leave a comment. Poland

More Knights of Honour 2!

I literally did this myself last night! Capitulated Germany in 41 since I'm a noob but yeah.

@djwgaming1060

Жыл бұрын

You’re just like me fr

@yigitoz8387

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe that Niko from oneshot is a hoi4 noob

Can you do another planes only run? Would be interesting with the new plan designer

hi iSorrowproductions!

poland stronk

The historical path was for free. The fun part required NSB

bro got the whole P O L A N D laughin

Everyone forgets that *ROCKETS* were the first DLC that you got for buying the game legally.

Poland is my favorite country to play. There are so many different paths and I feel like it is a good challenge to plan and prepare for getting slapped by Germans/Soviet’s or both

The best timeline

Damn I just watched Uprising again two days ago too XD

Good job Jelly good job

Isp finally took the Hoi wok to Poland

1:39 Poland has never capitulated

Very much a Poland moment

Hey isorrow you should start the next mega campaign in imperator Rome

Ive actually done historical Poland before, actually not too bad

I have a friend who can consistently roll over the axis and Comintern as Poland in ahistorical multiplayer games. Needless to say, he has been banned several times.

ISP just wishes the old man coming down his chimney was Alex

Isp should do more ck3

I love it when you Poland.

The condition of Poland has not yet been met and yet I’m still commenting

1:07 did someone say artillery only 2?

Braun spoiled this in the RuneScape stream last night

I watched the majority of this video before work and when i got back and hit play all i heard was “Big blobby Poland” and then it ended

He has been playing artillery only all along. Mad respect.

How did you get player lead peace conferences it does not work for me in bba

what division template did you use, i had been playing poland recently and i could not push the germans out of west prussia

What would be cooler would be surviving as Chad, it would be chad

Historical is actually the strongest path if you know what you're doing.

Last time I was this early Piłsudski wasnt a dictator yet

What Division template did you use for this?

Poland. Love from Hungary!

Gravy Timothys, I feel so seen

1:05 when artillery only, cmon You want it We know it Give it to us Please release my family

Paul, be carepaul or you'll Paul in the swimming Paul

You got 30k likes on your Sweden video ISP, will you and Bo now return to the game?

Poland love

earliest ive seen

Don't forget about Poland ISP.

"i dont know where the french- i've found the french army" -erwin roml

challenge for you in crusader king 3 can you destroyed a 100 statman that have immortal trait

Are you ever going to do the vicky 2 tutorial?

Poland then: am dying help me :( Poland now: AM COMING FOR YOU!

Ah yes, Poland, truly the Poland of Europe.

The old men do WHAT?!

wojtek playthrough when

Hitler really was the first guy to take the walk to Poland

Heheh changing history ^^

please do March of the eagles A2Z for our Christmas present

monarchist and other fnacy parts of the tree are part of no step back this is just poland standerd

Poland moment

11:11 sir twenty four of house goodpeople

Got the artillery only brain

Do Artillery Only

2:28 *we wanna make characters alive

BOLAND CAN INTO SPACE

Play Orleanist France, the one where you get to clean the slums, kinda f*cking pointless to do honestly (almost like historical France ig, idk never done the path), but could be fun watching you play it

Poland indeed, comment as commanded