I feel like I'm forced to root for Matt to win because he can't win for shit

@madhavpatil1206

6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Schmidt ikr i made a comment about that yesterday..........he really sucks at video games

Yes! My two favorite homosexuals finally cooking some fancy meals!

@hiniewinie

6 жыл бұрын

My shipping senses are tingling

@KenzieTown

6 жыл бұрын

That’s gay

@mediocreandworse59

6 жыл бұрын

Gay Fieri and Bobby Gay

@lavender802

3 жыл бұрын

They said they loved the green and blue bowls and the gay man flag is shades of green and blue 👀

So Matt's drinking problem was just a cover for his crack addiction. It all makes sense now.

Meth Watson​

Not cooking mama, cooking daddy.

@allycatbaker

6 жыл бұрын

FlamekirbyX yes, yes, yes

@rolfer_632

6 жыл бұрын

Allison Baker daddy likes!

@rohanwearsgucci3720

6 жыл бұрын

Rolfer_ No no no mama dislikes!

@kei.13

6 жыл бұрын

Stop.

@rohanwearsgucci3720

6 жыл бұрын

Keith McCarthy my shame for this atrocity I have written is immeasurable.

First alcohol and now crack? Matt needs to keep his addictions under control

@marniedoodad6985

6 жыл бұрын

At least its not cigarettes

@mierardi88

6 жыл бұрын

no wonder his wife left him

@penumbrium

6 жыл бұрын

dont forget the hook

@basilico8344

6 жыл бұрын

Ya forgot hentai

**Funny Matt Splatoon porn comment**

@dogfellon

6 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@bannerman739

6 жыл бұрын

Xavier Horn HAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY MY DUDE

@warmachine1665

6 жыл бұрын

Haha! Yes yes yes!

@bannerman739

6 жыл бұрын

Omer Srour HAHA THAT MAKES IT LESS FUNNY AND KINDA WIERD BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY

@JuliaPadillaLOL

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

Ryan: *carefully reads instructions* ...HOW DO YOU STIR?!?!

If Matt and Ryan were husband and wife Ryan would be the husband.

@danuwatatem5103

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Yoro I feel like they both have some pretty good sassy wife potential tbh

@judastucker1942

4 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of words to call Matt a twink

@basillleaf

4 жыл бұрын

i love how matter of fact this is

@Faustus960

3 жыл бұрын

@@judastucker1942 or a bottom

@judastucker1942

3 жыл бұрын

@@Faustus960 that's fair

Ryan gets really quiet when Matt points out the similarities between himself and a crack addict.

Mommy and Daddy are fighting

Yesterday's cooking Mama I wanted to comment " I wish your videos were longer". Today, 19 minute video. You heard me on another level boys.

@grimplanets

6 жыл бұрын

Sam K wish for hour long videos.

@nice1068

6 жыл бұрын

Hannah Elise not even gonna say it. They'll hear.

@goldycoia6944

2 жыл бұрын

@@nice1068 nope

@nice1068

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldycoia6944 Three YEARS??

Matt Watson is a gentle warrior

@lemonthief2534

6 жыл бұрын

A gentle warrior that smokes crack in a hypothetical world.

@thisfella

6 жыл бұрын

JUNKRAT MAIN he actually just snorts cocaine

@patrickquinn3469

6 жыл бұрын

A gentle squeaky crack smoking warrior

@ThunderMelon

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Weaboo Warrior

@tieflingcorpse9817

6 жыл бұрын

I actually read Ryan Watson xD

Matt and Ryan are two successful letsplayers that I enjoy watching at home or on the go thanks to my mobile device

@loser6864

6 жыл бұрын

Blackman Bubbs I appreciate you

I will never understand how someone can read instructions and then immediately forget said instructions

@hosso100

3 жыл бұрын

@mmm n absolutely solid point right there

These lovely boys influenced me to hypothetically try crack

@alexchan6303

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Rodley im hypothetically addicted and seeking hypothetical counseling

@loser6864

6 жыл бұрын

Hypothetically, how was it?

@plainox

6 жыл бұрын

Slyfy hypothetically speaking it was wiLd u should hypothetically give it a go sometime

@loser6864

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Rodley I will hypothetically try it out

Can my two favorite boys make a cooking series called "CookingMega" please? Thanks daddios.

Matt puts crack in his vape while Ryan puts nicotine in his.

"Shut up you right wing nut." Senior quote worthy

14:37 I’m pretty sure that that game does exist. It’s called fruit ninja.

@najadamu2724

6 жыл бұрын

THAT'S NOT VEGETABLES REEEEEEEEEEE

@blackmask8190

5 жыл бұрын

wher is ur profile pic from friend

@RedzeeTV

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackmask8190 dagashi kashi its not hentai sorry to tell you

I love my boys

Matt is such an inspiration because of him I am now an alcoholic and crack addict, thank you! ❤

*Heartfelt message about me having depression and SuperMega helping me through the day*

@Macintosh93

6 жыл бұрын

mr.bmc *response from some guy with a anime profile picture*

@RinRinStrikes

6 жыл бұрын

Mr_macintosh *Over-exaggerated outcry of emotions based on if you had bad intentions or not*

@loser6864

6 жыл бұрын

mr.bmc a comment in this thread that isn’t in bold

@RinRinStrikes

6 жыл бұрын

what if i edited my earlier comment to make you look like a FOOL *THATS RIGHT A FOOL* SHAMED ON THE INTERNET THERE IS NO GREATER PUNISHMENT!

@kaileymo

6 жыл бұрын

💞

*Funny Children Men Please No Fight*

God I love weed

@toastyshoober2661

6 жыл бұрын

Good Boy no you don't

@patrickquinn3469

6 жыл бұрын

Good boy, keep up the good smokeage my dude

@toastyshoober2661

6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Quinn no stop it drugs are bad

@patrickquinn3469

6 жыл бұрын

UPZi Mc toast unless they’re really good

@notaperson6871

6 жыл бұрын

Weed

Ha gay

10:30 both you and me know exactly what they're talking about and that's beautiful

I honestly like Supermega more than Game Grumps at this point. Their content is somehow still fresh and doesn’t seem tired, it doesn’t seem like it’s a job they need to do. With Game Grumps all their episodes are blending together at this point, and y’all still somehow feel different! I love GG but supermega will always be my favorite

@nerine8609

6 жыл бұрын

cocoamix Oh my god, same! weirdly enough, I don't like Game Grumps but I can watch through any SuperMega video. IDK, Matt and Ryan are just really two funny guys, I'd watch anything with them in it.

@ariooner

6 жыл бұрын

The difference is that arin isnt constantly ruining everything.

@kaileymo

6 жыл бұрын

They have a different energy. Plus the chemistry SuperMega has is hard to beat

@naminexion7010

5 жыл бұрын

Nitswah They edit those videos.

@tiphanibeard

5 жыл бұрын

@@naminexion7010 but they're told what to edit, arin keeps in most of everything to make the episodes reach the exact 10 minute mark now, so GG keeps in all the boring shit. But Supermega edits their own videos, so they take out the bad stuff and only show the good, funny parts.

I just watched the first episode, then I get this notification. Yip yip boys.

Kinda sad to see there are people who never had Pierogi :(

@auberry612

6 жыл бұрын

Wevena they’re so good !!

@fayelinae

6 жыл бұрын

auberry612 Yeees! Especially homemade ones!!

@madhavpatil1206

6 жыл бұрын

Wevena are they that good??i've never had them but everyone says that they are really good

@fayelinae

6 жыл бұрын

madhav patil Russian food is generally really good 👌

@dizzymelodies6845

6 жыл бұрын

SAME I grew up on them man only half Polish though

You guys should play cooking mama and then try cook the meal irl afterwards

"I've got the perfect crack." -Matt "Impaired-or-Foreign" Watson

cooking mama, just like guitar hero

I’m counting on Matt this episode

Supermega, you guys are honestly my inspiration and happiness. Waking up to see your videos is what makes every day less unbearable 😀

@adityamehra8688

6 жыл бұрын

Silly Chickens why them?

@anadeeorrell8943

6 жыл бұрын

Adiga Maximus because I can relate to Matt a lot with emetaphobia, appearance, and their senses of humor are the same as mine 😀

@fii_fii_fii

6 жыл бұрын

So you're saying Matt looks like a chicken?

@anadeeorrell8943

6 жыл бұрын

Fiia Virtanen A *silly* chicken though

@adityamehra8688

6 жыл бұрын

I was actually referencing a supermegacast in which they said that if people looked up to them they thought ‘why us’

Ryan: "When two circles appear, press finished" Matt, ten seconds later: "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IM BURNING IT I DONT UNDERSTAND"

No one: Ben Shapiro: say, hypothetically, I smoked crack

When the pasta flowing 👌🏾

*Were going to make pasta!* Me:Really,wow I can know learn to make pasta! *With dog semen!*

“I’m not gonna mess up” *One second later* “FUCK”

"How do I stir!?" Boys, I know in Carolina you stir boiling water with your bare hands, but here on Earth we grab the stirring utensil.

Despite his natural disadvantage of never having eaten anything, Ratthew Watson prevails in the end.

cooking mama is thicc

You guys should play the Peta Cooking Mama game.

It's gotten to the point where he's attracted to the ink

"what's a pierogi?" "who knows" *angry polocks have entered the chat*

Funny Matt Splatoon Porn

Ryan: girls dont watch us Me:.... nani

@goof1387

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *looking at comments* Me: *Sees a fellow girl* ......nani

yall im proud of matt to the point of embarrassment

The pan and clicking finish you did exactly that last episode matt you just forgot!

these make me laugh so hard, thank you boys for the great video on this fine sunday

This is my actual favourite series

hey thanks for the consistent uploads guys! Love all your content. helps me forget how often my mother threatens suicide

I am absolutely in love with Matt's kid laugh

I live for this please never stop playing this game

Almost a 20 minute episode? YES YES YEEEEES!

Pouring the pasta made me laugh so hard I cried.

If Ryan has the "condom" for his Wii remote that might explain why he's doing better, if they're talking about the Wii Motion Plus thing or whatever it's called. It actually helps a ton.

This game brings back too many memories.

well considering matt's looked at splatoon porn, im not surprised "squid ink" spaghetti turns him on.

Honestly, every time I watch Matt and Ryan play a multiplayer game there is always a game mechanic that might make it close for Matt. In Mario Sluggers he didnt tell him to change pitchers and in this he didn't tell him to take his shit off the stove. Ryan is such a petty winner

cooking mama VR with physics and everything would be the raddest shit

I know im a solid year and a half late but i appreciate that Linkin Park joke "In the end it didnt even matter". Said it in my head as you said it.😂😂

my favorite epic gamers!

the real charm of the video is the fact that all of their problems could be solved by taking five more seconds to properly read the instructions and look at the diagrams.

I love the way Matt says “Ink”

I love you guys.

Ye

"I didn't mean to finish".......me every time

This is the best cooking show

thank u my boys for making this nearly 20 minutes

Love how when you fuck up it sounds like she says “you’re not mine”

Even more funny scream from best boy Matthew 11:37

Finally a game that Matt is sort of able to play

Pierogi is the Polish word for dumpling. They put pork or fruit inside. It's good stuff, especially in Poland.

YES PLEASE WARIOWARE!!!!!!!!

14:38 vegetable ninja

"i wonder if my mom is watching this" " *I FUCKING LOVE WEED* "

Fortune cookies and some kush. Thats a fun sketch idea

So pierogi is like a buttery thicker ravioli usually filled with mashed potato, cabbage, and cheese. And they're fucking good 😊

my teacher: so where's your homework? me: 2:36

everytime ryan does that burp-almost-vomit thing, i have a mini heart attack

Why hasn’t cooking mama been added to smash bros yet 🤔

"slice and dice and go crazy" -Matt basically describing fruit ninja.

Their fake coughs near the end fuckin crack me up 🤣

All I got out of this episode is a flashback to Jonah Hill screaming "smoke crack with me, bro!" at Leo.

Jesus christ i was crying from laughing 😂

I want more

SOILED IT

10:17 VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLARE VIA

This cooking mama really gives me some ASMR in the Kitchen vibes!

Matt's Hank Hill has improved so much.

Matt: females watch these videos too Ryan: BULLLSHIITTT Well looks like i'm a guy now...

2:34

Matt got pretttttyy excited at the thought of squid ink...... Makes you think

* is a woman * you're right. I am no woman. I am just a bot whisping away my time watching two gay men cook while a 2D anime mom is watching

Me and my gf are so glad that you upload videos we love you

Matt is the UMBC of cooking mama

FUCK YEA! MORE COOKING MAMA!!! YES! YES! FUCKING YES!!!!

Ryan: apologizes for never smoking crack before