You should have ended it with this: "It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S JUST BAD."

@eriksmith3089

4 жыл бұрын

@ericb31 I forgot that movie even existed

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@eriksmith3089 Yeah, because it's bad.

@highpineapple

3 жыл бұрын

@@eriksmith3089 Underdog was a show, not a movie

@jaysak8460

3 жыл бұрын

@@highpineapple trust me it had a movie made in 2007 I believe featuring Peter Dinklage and Alec Baldwin no wonder I forgot about it the movie is hilariously bad at times and I generally could not get through it without cringing it was locked in the very deep crevice of my mind until you guys brought it up.

@SunWukongYT

3 жыл бұрын

@ericb31 I haven't heard that movie in years!

You know what this game is missing.... Flying through rings

@skornie123

4 жыл бұрын

"Then there is no time to waste."

@tylern6420

4 жыл бұрын

You know what this game is missing........... Superpower ammo

@noahgamingnou3839

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Sonic 0.6

@bighungry98

4 жыл бұрын

If you want to see your rings, solve my maze!

@Elyseon

4 жыл бұрын

You monster!

“Look Lois! I’m running! Like people!” That made me burst out laughing and then immediately made me get chewed on by a giant space frog.

@GDRunny

6 ай бұрын

If I had a nickel...

I thought your Batman impression in the Dark Tomorrow review was hilarious, but arrogant Superman is on a whole other level of hilarity and I need more of it in my life.

@tommyjohnson4855

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm a reference! "

@karyehhunter3751

4 жыл бұрын

Arrogant super man, I thought it was more like idiot superman 🤔

@B3nKen0bi

4 жыл бұрын

Want more arrogant Superman, look up DC Abridged Universe.

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@karyehhunter3751 Isn't idiot Superman, y'know, Bizzaro?

@Jac-Man

4 жыл бұрын

“So I punched him!”

Fun fact: Superman was voiced by Jeff Kramer in this game, the same actor who voiced Francis York Morgan in the legendary "Deadly Premonition".

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

Nov 5062 only positive thing about the game that is good

@digioverlord

4 жыл бұрын

“Hmmm... Zack, do you think Lex is behind this?”

@vahlok1426

4 жыл бұрын

I demand a Life is Beautiful redo of all the cutscenes.

@KataWolf

4 жыл бұрын

Who also voiced Seaman

@fluttershystayshigh4202

4 жыл бұрын

ah Deadly Premonition, only game i've ever bought simply because its so bad its good.

I foresee Aquaman: Battle of Atlantis being next on this list of bad games.

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

4 жыл бұрын

What was that game drake of the 99 dragons or something like that. Horrible broken janky piece of crap also based on a DC comic also an Xbox only exclusive. For all the Xbox great to good exclusives it had, it sure did have a lot of forgettable crap.

@vahlok1426

4 жыл бұрын

What's this blue pants? WHAT'S this blue pants? I can get the yellow pants, so why can't I get the blue pants?

@Channeleven2345789

4 жыл бұрын

And don’t get me started on the purple pants

@sammyramirez6869

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordjackson lol because that aquaman game literally sucks

@mattford6848

4 жыл бұрын

Henri DeadMort If a video game is boring that literary makes it a bad game because video games aren't supposed to be boring but the opposite aka fun.

I bought a copy of super man 64 for a livestream and about an hour into the livestream the n64 cartridge over heated and basically fried itself destroying the game making it unplayable. I have never seen an n64 game do that before. It was hilarious. A game so bad that it committed suicide live on camera to save itself from my criticisms.

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

ForbiddenFateGaming I never heard of that happening before

@Chaos89P

4 жыл бұрын

I've heard of a PS2 "game" doing that. It was pretty much a 40 minute long, shoddily animated cutscene.

@chrisis649

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm... Strange. I actually wanna know why, there's games that pushes the hardware without a hitch, yet a game with low graphics like this toasts itself. Edit: I can safely say that it didn't want exist anymore XD

@wlb277

4 жыл бұрын

It knew how much criticism its had to endure over the years about how terrible it is, that it couldn't take it anymore so decided to kill itself. I assume yours won't be the 1st or last copy to do that as i'm sure the game is just done with being criticized at this point.

@gamingnavi

4 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious XD Nice to see another person who willingly plays bad games

That part when Metallo grabs Lois Lane and she goes: "Put me down... right now!" ... That wasn't Lois Lane, that was Olive Oyl! XD

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

R.J. Marrero at that moment i had expected Popeye to come running, downing a can of spinach, and doing what he always did to Bluto

@Dinosaurianationazation

4 жыл бұрын

At least this game had good art during the boss loading screens...

@alexv3375

4 жыл бұрын

Which is then followed by Clark Kent eating Yellow Spinach to gain his powers, then punching out Metallo with giant tumour arms!

@Xehanort10

4 жыл бұрын

She gets taken hostage by a villain and reacts like a mother telling off her son.

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xehanort10 Maybe she sounds apathetic because she's been captured so much before that she doesn't care as much anymore because she knows Superman will save her? That, or maybe the actress just doesn't care about her performance? Or, maybe, she's reacting like that BECAUSE she's married to The Man Of Steel, so she's not worried. You know?

The best Superman game I ever played was Saints Row 4. That should be the baseline for making a superhero game.

@sk8terboi10003

4 жыл бұрын

I agree that game was lit af

@dervo1

4 жыл бұрын

Or infamous, or prototype, Or infamous second son.

@eheroairman

4 жыл бұрын

Facts shameful how one of the best modern superhero games is a parody

@eheroairman

4 жыл бұрын

Marvel superhero RPG with Saints Row IV concept with customazible characters and lots of superpowers to choose to develop

@Keezawea

4 жыл бұрын

*cough* *cough* Spiderman on PS4... *cough* *cough*

Not even finished watching it yet and "the police took away my license!" is utterly destroying me.

Oh wait, I think I found it, they poured all of their time into the animation on superman's cape, that is some serious wave animation.

@user-sp2jg9rx8r

3 жыл бұрын

XD That explains it.

@Minebot45

3 жыл бұрын

Between this and Aquaman's underwater hair physics, what is it with terrible comic book games having unusually high polish on things that don't really matter in the long run?

7:29 Superman’s cautionary rambling while he’s haphazardly carrying the tower had me full-on wheezing! I didn’t even hear what he thought of the controls. Another hilarious scene was when he shouted “NOVACANE HASN’T WORN OFF YET!” when criticizing Jimmy. These guys are hilarious!

3:32 - I've said this before, games developers: leave the right analog stick alone to its happy little world of controlling the camera. You force it out of its comfort zone, and it's just going to piss on the bus seat and ruin the whole field trip.

I reviewed this for EGM back in the day (4.5 out of 10, I think). I didn't hate it, but yeah...super sloppy in places.

@TheButterscotchNinja

4 жыл бұрын

"Super sloppy in places" might be the understatement of the century.I think a pig rolling around in mud at a buffet bar would be less sloppy than this game!

@DragONheart27X

4 жыл бұрын

I think I still have that very magazine somewhere hahaha. It's there that I first learned about this game and the one on the PS2 based off the Animated Series.

@AlphaZeroX96

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny, Butter.

@thedarkknightman6150

4 жыл бұрын

So superman returns is a better game.

@goosegas2087

Жыл бұрын

I think you're being way too generous. You're basically saying it's slightly below average, and it's NOT.

It's sad that there aren't many or even any good Superman games. He deserves so much more than the garbage we are used to getting.

@ericb3157

2 жыл бұрын

i've heard of one called "superman returns". BUT i think it was never finished...

@wolfdragox5563

Жыл бұрын

@@ericb3157 well im pretty sure its not worse than this one

@lewislabuff8862

Жыл бұрын

Superman returns is a pretty okay open world game, I played it as a kid, so I don't really know if it was as good.

@zenicehero9154

7 ай бұрын

Superman Shadow of Apocolyps n The Death and Return of Superman are decently good games

@Krendall2

Ай бұрын

"Death and Return of Superman" is an okay beat-'em-up for the SNES and Genesis.

Fun fact: scott peterson is also the name of a death row inmate who was charged for killing his pregnant wife

@lordowl3533

4 жыл бұрын

He was also a church of christ preacher. Pretty sure he tried to say the devil made him do it in court.

@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn

3 жыл бұрын

WANT. TO MAKE. *OBSCURE OPIE AND ANTHONY REFERENCE!!*

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

I’m assuming it’s not the same person.

@ugandaknuckles5691

3 жыл бұрын

@@SorowFame its not but im just saying

@newcourier7446

3 жыл бұрын

🤔

AVGN told me: Never Ever Play Superman game of ANY kind!

@yewles1

4 жыл бұрын

Shadow of Apokolips is playable.

@augustwest5356

4 жыл бұрын

So you just listen to people on the internet because they went to the trouble of recording themselves saying something? Hmmm. Sad.

@TheNostradamusMMXII

4 жыл бұрын

Death and Return of Superman was decent

@ethanlaborde

4 жыл бұрын

Meh, Superman Returns was alright from what I remember.

@Bazooka_Sharks

4 жыл бұрын

Superman returns was pretty fun, got old fast but was still fun being bizzaro lol

2:52 the fly in your room leaving your house.

13:22 ok that design of robot superman is really... disturbing

Honorable Mention 1:55 Batman: I'm a reference 3:19 Oooooow 4:12 Lois I need my fly-agra 4:22 Look lois I'm running like people 5:08 Why do I need to punch things? Haha I'm Superman 12:08 Plot explain by superman 12:23 Steel: We're not friends 12:35 Steel: This is a symbol of hope! (Wet fart) You literally have the same symbol on your- 12:57 Steel:We're not friends! 13:20 "I'm a robot version of you and I'm so angry because-" so I punched him

The game's plot sounds like something we'd see on a Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable episode!

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464

4 жыл бұрын

That's an insult to the episode

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

4 жыл бұрын

@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 Seriously. I just love how these games are based on comics you would have had to read to have any understanding of the plot. Absolutely brilliant.

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-wq5eu best part is the fact that while you're completely clueless you also get the fantastic benifit of learning to fly a helicopter

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

4 жыл бұрын

@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 Or learn that flying a helicopter is terrible. I mean yikes! Makes me wonder what happened with that Superman game for the 360 (and I think PS2?!) I mean that game was completely ignored.

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-wq5eu let's leave them rest for now

(9:19) jimmy:when brainiac upgrade metropolis Superman:I remember Jimmy Wat🤣🤣

It’s astonishing how hard it is to make a good Superman game.

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

Mistah MegaManFan I dunno the LEGO games got it right

@mattford6848

4 жыл бұрын

matt fahringer But those aren't Superman games so what do they to with the fact that it very hard to make a good Superman game?

@mattford6848

4 жыл бұрын

Mistah MegaManFan If there's any development studio out that I think would make a good stand alone Superman game it would be RockSteady since they would know what would work and what wouldn't work in a superhero theme game since they had great success with Batman in past with their three games in Arkham franchise.

@bulborb8756

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Superman has had the worst luck with games, they are either "ok" at best or god awful at worst

@zenicehero9154

7 ай бұрын

Well Superman Shadow of Apocolyps and The Death and Return of Superman are decently good n cool Superman games

11:02 Clearly Lois is all too familiar with this kind of situation and no longer gives a darn at this point.

There's actually an 80s Superman game (also called Superman The Man of Steel) for DOS that's actually worse than Superman 64. And it might be as bad as this one.

@augustwest5356

4 жыл бұрын

Superman 64 is way worse than this.

@DarkwyndPT

4 жыл бұрын

@@augustwest5356 But the one I've mentioned (especially the DOS version) IS worse than Superman 64. Maybe one day I'll record it and upload it on my channel.

@augustwest5356

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarkwyndPT I'd watch it! I'd love to get a decent superman game, but failing that I'll enjoy watching other people review the dumpster fires he ends up in.

@okuyashoe_official

4 жыл бұрын

Superman 64 wasn’t the worst SUPERMAN game, it was the worst game!

@TheGaara802

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarkwyndPT if watch it to sounds interesting, everyone is on the Superman 64 bandwagon, we know that game sucks very badly but there are still worse

5:59 That's the BSD demon in the top-left corner.

Its funny that the Aquaman GC game has better "flying" mechanics and combat than a Superman game *FOR THE FREAKING XBOX*

@blazerthedelphox

4 жыл бұрын

And even that wasn’t good

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@blazerthedelphox Nope, It's Just Bad!

I always hope the day comes when rocksteady makes a superman game, in the same light as the Arkham series.

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

Harvey Cryst I could see that

@Guitar-Dog

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah a dark and gritty detective game is just what I want for superman

@harveycryst222

3 жыл бұрын

@@Guitar-Dog "in the same light" doesn't mean "exactly like this" but, thanks for trying.

Bizarro never has consistent dialogue and is always confusing. Haven't you watched any of his intros in Injustice 2?

@vahlok1426

4 жыл бұрын

"Are you Bizzaro friend?" "No, we are not friends." "Bizzaro LOVE friends!!"

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@vahlok1426 I didn't know Bizarro was IN Injustice 2! Seriously, I thought he just was cut out of Injustice 2 or something. Thanks.

@mysticmind4563

4 жыл бұрын

@@shawnfields2369 He's more of a glorified superman skin. Being a failed clone of Superman.

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@mysticmind4563 Eh, close enough. And when I say close enough, I mean close enough, not Bizarro's version of close enough, where everything he says means the opposite of what people are ACTUALLY saying to him, but thanks for the info anyways, dude/lady. And I do actually mean thanks.

@ianfinrir8724

Ай бұрын

It's Bizarro speak, it's _supposed_ to be confusing.

If someone had the skills, they could remaster this, remove the busy work to an extent, rework the controls and maybe add some depth to the story with some comic screens.... The foundation seems solid. The building on top be fallin' down though.

@Guitar-Dog

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah or someone could just make a good superman game instead of remastering a bad game and then changing it into a better one?

@The_Doctor_of_Rhodes_Island

2 жыл бұрын

Or remaster Superman 64

@fartingshartingpig5287

2 жыл бұрын

It seems that Superman is resistant to being adapted into a good video game

3:18 This entire sequence left me laughing so hard my sides were hurting. It was PERFECT. Just...PERFECTION. "****! ......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

8:46 is it just me or Superman in this part of the cutscenes looked like a very deformed early 3d generation console rendition of GTA V Michael Townley/De Santa

"It's a concussion!" Lmao

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

NukeDukem 614 then shows him repeatedly hitting the wall with his head

4:28 Classic Sonic in Sonic Forces in a nutshell.

Wait, so Superman 64 is a product of its time, but this one has no excuse? They were released just three years apart!

@DarkwyndPT

4 жыл бұрын

3 years in technology are like dog years.

@magnatcleo2043

4 жыл бұрын

Technology advances a lot faster than pretty much anything else on Earth, and video games grow even faster than most other tech.

@ItsOver9000Productions

4 жыл бұрын

also superman 64 is a product birthed from studioheads meddling

@roryyoung9559

4 жыл бұрын

@DejaVoodooDoll WB is noterious for meddling in things in awkward ways. They are a very odd company in that regard.

@PosthumanHeresy

4 жыл бұрын

​@DejaVoodooDoll Eh, those games were par for the course NES garbage. Everyone was doing it. Rare made Beetlejuice. Superman 64 was undeniably the result of obscene amounts of executive meddling. Would it have been good if Titus had been given full control? Eh, maybe. Probably not. Most developers had far too much ambition for what that era of consoles could actually feasibly do and the way 3D games would work hadn't yet been mastered outside platformer/collect-a-thons. Remember, this is the same era of gaming that gave us the controls for Metal Gear Solid, an absolutely amazing game where half of the difficulty is navigating the controls. Imagine playing MGS1 with MGSV controls. Wouldn't even be a challenge. So, it's theoretically possible that it could have been a good game, but given that the character has never had a good game made, is hard to make a good game about and the deck was stacked against them, at best it would most likely be unremarkable, just like most 3rd party titles for the N64.

"I need my flyagra"

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

Zackary Strange i bet one of the side effects is a 4 hour long hang time

" He looks like some kind of rabid Chuck E. Cheese animatronic some drunk dad sucker punched! " My ribs hurt XD

well bizzaro was always like that... thats why he is called bizzaro super-man, you never really fully know what he is up to

Superman: The of Steel more like Superman: Man that steals your money.

@optiquemusic6204

3 жыл бұрын

Heh, Man of Steal.

I loved this game as a kid. Very nostalgic even if it’s a little clunky. I spent many hours flying around in the different suits with my dad sitting next to me. Good times

Honestly the Superman impression in this is incredible.

I like how the 2006ish movie tie in game did a health bar for Superman. Instead of superman actually getting hurt, it was the city itself that had a limit. You could fly though buildings and fight recklessly blowing up cars and causing all sorts of damage only to fall to your knees in sorrow as the game tells you metropolis is rubble. Kinda interesting

I'm curious how the Batman vs Superman movie would've went if the entire plot was based on their two horrible early-2000s video games. ..... actually I would watch the crap out of that, and I've never even owned a comic book.

"So I punched the bad robots out of him..." I never knew how much I wanted to hear that in my lifetime! Also: Great job, guys and dolls!

in this game Superman have one power from Pumaman: Fly like a moron

2:02 I just love you didn't even give it a chance

Everything after 12:04 is amazing, the dialog between "singular braincell" Superman and Steel almost has the quality of something outta TeamFourStar. I've never laughed so hard. 🤣💀

"It's a bird" "It's a plane" "NOOOO it's a shitty game" (AVGN)

Oh Yes!! Another Bad games review! Loved it!! Adam and Shane makes a Perfect Duo! Keep these Reviews coming guys!

13:56: missed opportunity to say “the world’s largest paperweight”.

3:04 You're kidding... This was released by ATARI?!

Man, the Supes doesn't have luck with gaming. Then again, it's hard to make an interesting game about a character who has essentially godmode turned permanently on unless he is in presence of some green rocks.

At 12:30 Lol.. i punched his ship 'really good'

So how long until Superman gets the "Batman Arkham" treatment? Surely it can't be that hard to get Rocksteady or whomever to make a Superman game actually worth playing!

@lankykong3992

3 жыл бұрын

Superman: Stryker’s Island Superman: Strykeropolis. Superman: Man of Stryker Superman: Stryker’s Origins

Actually, the reason Superman 64 is like this is not only the hardware of N64, but also Warner Bros literally gaslighted Titus and tried to stop the game's development. Titus originally had very big plans for the Superman game.

10:17 the designer of the game appears makes sense now.

Superman: My best bud, Steel! Batman: *Cries inside*

@MattieBoiXD

4 жыл бұрын

We’re not friends!

10:56 I’m pretty sure Roger L Jackson, voice of Mojo Jojo, did the voice of Metallo.

I just binge watched a bunch of these and they are absolutely hilarious.

Have we ever had a good Superman game? I'm legitimately curious. And no, Injustice and the Lego games don't count, I mean a game where the focus is squarely on Superman.

@tommyjohnson4855

4 жыл бұрын

The nes Superman game was asscheeks

@Wendy_O._Koopa

2 жыл бұрын

*Superman: Shadow of Apokolips* was pretty good, not great, but probably the best Superman-only game ever made.

Oh my god, the Superman impression in this video was glorious.

"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "I think it's a concussion!" LMAO idk who you are dude but I already love ya XD

I love that the title of the game has TM at the end of both “Superman” and “The Man of Steel”

happy that finally rerez got a niche of its own, reviewing bad games without the violence AVGN introduced

Superman Returns is definitely the best Superman game. That's just a shame.

@mattfahringer148

4 жыл бұрын

Potart man is that sad

@petelee2477

4 жыл бұрын

What about injustice

@lipstickzombie4981

4 жыл бұрын

@@petelee2477 It's not a Superman game, it's a Justice League game.

@elzibiel

4 жыл бұрын

Superman: Shadow of Apokolips should be considered the best Superman game. At least that was a complete game that was very faithful to its source material (the animated series).

@thedarkknightman6150

4 жыл бұрын

Superman returns was awesome.

Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis next and later Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters.

@Alexander-wh8jd

4 жыл бұрын

Rise of the manhunters was alright but there should have been more to the game it just felt unfinished

@ricky865

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alexander-wh8jd Yes I know I have the game. It was quite entertaining for a movie base game. But I jus want to see a review for this game. There were not a lot of reviews of this game when it came out.

This was hilarious! Keep em coming , u guys are awesome

*Sees Jimmy* Look how they massacred my boy"

5:20 *(scared noises)*

"quote" that got me.

I know I'm way far behind but I'm rather new and getting to the older stuff great video your editing and little bits you add are genuine very funny and your incredibly creative and talented 👍👍

I'm actually one of the oddballs who enjoyed this game quite a bit when it came out. Took a few rounds to get the controls, but overall it went well. I agree on his speed, though, sometimes he was frustratingly slow. But this game's flight system would be later improved by Superman: Shadow of Apokalips (the gamecube game is the better version) and Superman Returns, both of which are definitely better than this one. DCUO is probably the best Superman experience, imo, but the Taito arcade is a lot of fun. Anyway, I may not agree that this was a bad game, but the video was still a lot of fun to watch!

4:04 Life summed up.

"Where did you learn to fly?"

I just found your channel. Good work guys love the videos! One of you kinda sounds like the Warden from Superjail

Man this channel is one of the best discoveries of this year for me

D-Did they get a different VA for Lois Lane when Metallo picked her up? LMAO

Since Superman 64's plot is him going inside Lex Luthor's virtual reality, the rage inducing controls, glitches, and bugs were all part of Luthor's plan to drive Supes insane.

Hey rerez you're voice impressions kills me u guys are awesome

Oh man, I had this game as a kid. I was too young to really get how to play or how bad it was, but I thought the different unlockable outfits from the comics were neat.

oh my god pause at 8:43 - look at dam fingies ouch

This just makes me question: did I grow up in an alternate universe where superman is actually good.

really enjoying this new show you guys are doing here

Another great 👍🏼 one guys every upload you guys do reminds me why I’m not only subscribed, buy why everyone needs to hit the bell 🔔 Icon

Not only does the game seem to take place in another dimension, but I think its release did too. I was a game journalist in 2003 (an editor at Game Informer), and I literally have never heard of this game. Thought you guys were playing the EA 360 movie-license game.

I remember loving this game as an impressionable young child, but looking bad on it, it only has two notable redeeming features. All the loading screens are hand drawn images from the artist who was drawing Superman comics at the time, and a surprising amount of alternate suits like the Kingdom Come outfit

dam. this channel is good. keep up the good work

I live for that outro music. ❤️

"Lois I need my flyagra"😂

3:24, I laughed very hard, because it's so funny.

Really like this new-ish show guys. Feels like something fresh, like a new take on reviews for crappy games. Keep it up!

Wait, wha-? Did you just say chest butts? When did Rob Liefield start animating video games? Cheesuz Crust!! Great video guys. Had me laughing. Please do more videos together.

1:21- Is this Metropolis or the planet Coruscant?

7:55 XD

been waiting for this one right here my g's

Bizzaro is just Superman from Alabama because he’s backwards

Flight was almost perfect in Superman returns the video game 2006, but still was bad game

4:16 Wait, Superman needs Viagra? I thought he's the man of steel?

How the hell does this channel not have more subscribers? I don't think I've ever seen a bad video from Rerez.

Wow... This was very entertaining! I definitely sub.