This is why language teachers don’t let you use google translate.

@stormz354

3 жыл бұрын

True lmao but you can kinda get the general idea

@laughoutloudpaperanimation4846

3 жыл бұрын

Stormz sometimes yes sometimes no it’s kind of a gamble

@chocokittybo

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormz354 weirdly it seems when translating from japanese to english using google translate you'll have better luck using french as an intermediate than translating directly. Even then you won't necessarily get anything understandable, you're just more likely to

@abubblegumpinkriver6832

3 жыл бұрын

So true lol

@cjlite0210

11 ай бұрын

Burger Burger

"Zero Samos is not like you" "YOU"

@erivyn9202

3 жыл бұрын

There are not alike in the slightest. Because we all know "You" is not a human.

@user-ob5hz8zi6j

2 жыл бұрын

That just kill me!

(Heaviest character) N O T H E A V Y

@demonkingzecksee

3 жыл бұрын

seems legit

@DarkGamer364

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he'll need a sandwich to become Heavy

@jesalt8230

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkGamer364 sandvich*

2:43 Zero Samos is not like you You: **Wario** ...I feel attacked...

@demonkingzecksee

3 жыл бұрын

same

@millythompsonfromtrigun98anime

3 жыл бұрын

You feel attacked for being the sexiest Nintendo character?

@user-ob5hz8zi6j

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

2:17 "Heck, a car" fits well for Captain Falcon

"Heck, a car" is the best possible description of F-Zero I've ever heard

If you are a car, a woman is a woman, you are a woman. Absolutely

@_j5155_

3 жыл бұрын

a car is a woman

@judethomas6400

3 жыл бұрын

Words of Confucius.

@crimes2004

3 жыл бұрын

Truly, a woman is a woman

@crimes2004

3 жыл бұрын

@@_j5155_ Wait- what

@dicklover4203

3 жыл бұрын

I think thats a threat... i think?

It's so cool that this was originally written at Blair's house.

@ayo.2022

3 жыл бұрын

Blair for Smash I'd main

@ocfrey9706

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Max_The_Flower

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully it’s not Blaire White’s house

2:17 what deers are thinking about instead of actually moving

"If you are a car, a woman is a woman, you are a woman" Aww thanks google translated smash bros website 💕 I always knew it! I knew I was a car!

@aldensanders1003

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it feels really good to know that a woman is a woman and i am a car.

@arek.k8688

3 жыл бұрын

@@aldensanders1003 and a woman

@Jerms995

3 жыл бұрын

Which car?

5:33 when you almost forget the lyrics to dk's rap

@TTMS-Khaz-kun

3 жыл бұрын

Um, of course, yes.

@my-name-is-welcome

3 жыл бұрын

@YELLO! S P O N G E M U S H R O O M

@ctrl5274

3 жыл бұрын

Their finally ack

@NotLime3

10 ай бұрын

like 100 :o nobody asked :[

Google Translate: "A women is a woman. You are a women" SEE!!! EVEN G O O G L E T R A N S L A T E knows Mayros gender and we all thought it was dumb. Congrats, google translate!!

@spamseller

3 жыл бұрын

If google translate can get it right, you can too.

@query2874

3 жыл бұрын

you can't spell google translate without trans

@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632

3 жыл бұрын

@@query2874 terfs when they find out they're using translators not cislators:

@Thepenguinking2

3 жыл бұрын

A girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, a woman, a woman

5:39 "Die Alexei, die circus! You don't belong in this world!" was my favorite quote from -Richter- R, he's such a great character, along with his echo, Overweight

@diegoaguilar1954

3 жыл бұрын

“It was not by my hand that i was given flesh again. I was called here by humans who wish me to pay me tribute.”

@optillian4182

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegoaguilar1954 "Tribute? You steal mens' souls and make them your slaves!"

@diegoaguilar1954

3 жыл бұрын

@@optillian4182 perhaps the same could be same of all religions...

@optillian4182

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegoaguilar1954 "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!"

@diegoaguilar1954

3 жыл бұрын

@@optillian4182 what is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!

04:37 Right Norway, the worlds hottest country...

@isakts8576

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Norway is very *not* hot

@VATJON

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from Norway we rarely gets hot summers

@__FS__

2 жыл бұрын

@@VATJON that's the joke

0:13 EA subscriptions be like:

When you try to cross the road without looking first: 2:17

5:16 The darkest thing in this world.

@riahlexington

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

Ike: Cool Google translate got my name right Sheik: Well yes, but actually no

@cjlite0210

Жыл бұрын

You mean they got ICE ICE is the reason below's name right?

I like how Bowser, the Heaviest character in the whole game, is named Not Heavy Edit; I will now refer to the orange inkling in smash as angeline

@officersoulknight6321

3 жыл бұрын

Thx for the heart

I will never understand how “Spear Pillar” became “Tons in SpongeBob Square”

"Green Jail Zone" Sonic is darker than I remember

@callmeninaiced

3 жыл бұрын

Sonic Forces concept art moment

@mizukittyakinyama

Жыл бұрын

and earlier was "amy, oh my gosh" this could be interpreted as sonic seeing amy for the first time in a while or smth like that amy is not playable or an assist trophy sonic murdered amy BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY! A GAAAAME THEOORRYY!

@mizukittyakinyama

10 ай бұрын

what the hell was i on 2 months ago when i typed that

*"What a joke"* *And it shows joker*

4:37 You're going to Norway

Me: *Writes a well-composed email to my teacher* Teacher: *2:18*

@JACK101Star

3 жыл бұрын

K

0:46 I think she said some blend of "monastery" and "monstrosity" and I love it

@SeantheBlueFox

3 жыл бұрын

you just assumed his gender?

@superdude11235

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeantheBlueFox Mayro is a girl

@havoctastic_

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeantheBlueFox she’s a woman, but she’s trans so I see why you’d say that

@qExAi5

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeantheBlueFox You just assumed this KZreadr's gender?

I love how the only character named right is Alex

Someone: Makes a comment mistaking Mayro for a boy The Replies: 1:58

@mawillix2018

3 жыл бұрын

Until 2:05 (or 2:06 depending on device)

@jacksonhunt6410

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh BURN Mayro identifies herself as a girl. I suggest you read the description.

@LolBot720

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh BURN 1:59

@teamawesomeness7137

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh BURN her genitals don't matter.

@Retjlj

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh BURN so you are a transphobe and an ableist? damn get well soon i guess

what english sounds like to non-english speakers

Google translate: Zero Samos is not like you Also google translate: Wario _is_ You:

3:19 “n will repeat” nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

1:07 is what you should do to this video

@FederalPoop02

3 жыл бұрын

Did it, I pressed like 6 times ;)

@NoahHalfSquid

3 жыл бұрын

@@FederalPoop02 wait... mathematically... Frick

@FederalPoop02

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoahHalfSquid lol, finally somebody got it

2:08 Death & K(nuckles).

I love playing as Thanks against Thanks on the map “Thanks”, and then I like playing on “Thank you” next, and after that, “New York Thanks”.

My favorite part of this video is probably "Imagine for a second you transposed into the world of drones"

@IndeCummings

3 жыл бұрын

Mine is where Lucas is called "Ka"

1:54 "The sub-characters were sub-characters" Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

I see what you did with the alzihmers thing

@MayroSMM

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did with that comment

@LinkNS

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@LinkNS

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"WHERE IS GOOD?" needs to be the new "you forgot the funny"

"I wanna commit Mario" - Some suicidal dude, 2020

3:09 these are gonna be my headcanon names for the default mii fighters now.

"Dictator, i found one by one, a gas that can be used for looting." what the hell?

Alex is so powerful she can resist Google translate

>Drug Store "United Nations"

5:08 The viewer named Bruce: 😮

@riahlexington

3 жыл бұрын

Alexei too

I love playing on Karen's Soul.

@qExAi5

3 жыл бұрын

This can be taken out of context and used in many ways that blesses me.

Ike: Doesn't copyright his name Sheik: It's showtime

2:07 yeah I would say Mario’s forward air is death

2:22 what I feel when I play this character.

@TheDBest1994

3 жыл бұрын

5:11 Welcome to GBJ! Another known stage...

Guess my mains are: "Ask" "Work" "Kaya's Kingdom" "Elephant's Trunk" "What A Joke" and most of all "Asia/Alex"

@walterthewaffle3330

3 жыл бұрын

Yo thanks for the heart

Has this been written by a bitter, drunk Bowser? I mean, Mario is "death", Luigi isn't considered, Bowser himself is "not heavy", instead some mostly normal people are "fat" and "overweight" and the rest is just from him being really drunk (he has been shown drinking like crazy in Super Mario Kart, so he can easily do it again). The one that I can't explain at all is Peach as "Jerry Crab" though.

"Take a Break in the Back Zone" Okay, thanks Boss.

0:46 look at the WHAT

@MayroSMM

3 жыл бұрын

IM SORRY

4:28 as a person who doesn't like this stage, this is accurate

5:53 True

The worst thing in this video is the pronounciation of the word *"monasteries".*

@SeantheBlueFox

3 жыл бұрын

The worst thing in this video is your comment

@PsychOsmosis

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeantheBlueFox Wow, took you long to come up with that one?

@SeantheBlueFox

3 жыл бұрын

@@PsychOsmosis Wow jealous of the roasts that technically speak the truth?

@PsychOsmosis

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeantheBlueFox I'm too old to find any sort of appeal in people picking fights in KZread comments, buddy.

@SeantheBlueFox

3 жыл бұрын

@@PsychOsmosis Good for you..

“Zero Samus is not like you” *You* Is this one of those: your crush, her family, her ex, you things?

@Calidorful

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda.

This must have taken a ton of work. *Admirable*

Shilling youtubers be like 1:06

3:19 Finally, N is in Smash!

My trying to explain computer science to my friend 4:54

The translator was very thankful and polite overall but mixed in a couple of death threats to even it out

1:51 I see "A shop" from Google Translated NSMBU made it into Smash.

@ayo.2022

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, my favourite franchise actually has some Smash representation

@Sigma_San

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayo.2022 I prefer the Very Well series.

4:37 Hmmm I never knew that’s what Norway looks like.

There's too many great characters I want to try! And stages too. Like every 3 seconds there is something new to love! Great job Mayro, made my day.

0:07 Mayro

This is possibly the best one I’ve ever seen yet out of soooo many versions of these

0:28 This was so good and powerful that it was featured TWICE.

“a” is probably the most emotional thing I’ve heard all day

The creators of Google translate watching their software be memed for its bad translations: 🥺

I love how joker is *what a joke*

A car women

4:49 when Sonic finds amy

Ike is from zelda!?! Woah! Norway looks kinda hot too. You sure that isn't Spain? Spirit train became Karen's soul. Is this a sign.

1:07 when a small youtuber wants you to subscribe really badly

This was One of the best videos ever and was absolutely hilarious. Who knew that a program could be that bad at translating. I’m not worried about the robots attacking any time soon if this is what they are like nowadays.

2:43 wow google translate just roasted me like a hot dog

I never thought I would like a video that much 😂

I'm so glad they brought Burger Burger back for Ultimate, it's one of my favorite Ike stages in Melee

“Bowser’s not heavy.” HOW MANY MORE LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD BY THE COUNCIL...

I love doing this, I'm glad I'm not the only one

I love how Mettaton NEO's theme and Megalovania are playing in the background!

Only legends remember the og translations. Incineroar aka ejaculation salt

So happy u r doing smash content

"Amy, oh my gosh." -Sonic

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. This needs to be a "Try Not to Laugh" challenge. It's just that funny.

I love that Mayro played MEGALOVANIA (5th anniversary concert) in the background when she was reading the stages following up from Death By Glamour. I had no idea she was so cultured.

Petition for Mayro to be the announcer if smash 6 ever comes out

2:59 THE NUN- THE CONTROLLER

The thumbnail is legendary.

I came for broken translations and left with the knowlege of there existing a undertale orchestra as well as broken translations

Palutena's temple being translated to we like it is the weirdest translation because palutena's temple and we like it are polar opposites

Green Jail zone fits, because Sonic Team will not use anything else other than Green Hill, We can't escape.

When a person is trying to type but is having a stroke:

3:31 yea joker was such a joke wasn’t he

4:37 aha, I see Norway, the freezing ice country is the name of a lava course. Logic.

“Norway”

2:13 Ah yes, my favorite YT series *Ask Lina*

This is a great motivator for the people at google to work on their translator

Got it! Alright, I'm ready.

2:16 luigi:... (even Google translate forgets him)

Alzheimer’s Archeology

@gillesmarchal5251

3 жыл бұрын

Alzheimer's Archeology

@davidscrobec2193

3 жыл бұрын

Gilles Marchal I see what you did there!

@davidscrobec2193

3 жыл бұрын

Gilles Marchal I see what you did there! ;)