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@everythingpony

5 жыл бұрын

So have you psted this on episode 1?

@reapersouls9269

5 жыл бұрын

Your the only angry game nerd for me .👏

@samsunderson2577

5 жыл бұрын

This game is best when if you speed-run it. Agdq showcased it this year and once you know what your doing it's really funny and fun.

@ducktape4981

5 жыл бұрын

Ur a poopy head

@lucridler8986

5 жыл бұрын

I love the Tool reference

Fun fact: The company that developed virtual hydlide had released a virtual golf game on the system, and instead of spending the money making a new engine, they decided to use the golf game engine for virtual hydlide. It explains the bizarre walk cycles and golf-like minimap in the corner.

@ilovesanrioandmcr2031

5 жыл бұрын

That explains why the camera is like it's "chasing the Golf Ball" I guess.

@anhphonglenguyen2799

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the fact :D

@Nikku4211

5 жыл бұрын

It also explains why the framerate is very bad. It's okay for golf, due to its relatively slow pace, but not for an action RPG.

@romanbukins6527

4 жыл бұрын

That is actually kinda impressive to use an engine from a golf game for an RPG...

@TheDONShake

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe ATLUS made this shit fest, the very same guys who’ve brought us SMT

8:46 *Played a 1995 game with the clock set to 1994. What a madlad.*

@makitvvicentijevic7405

5 жыл бұрын

R/MadLads

@aquelecientista4491

5 жыл бұрын

maybe when the game was getting made

@matthaeusrex5627

4 жыл бұрын

HeS GuNnA TaKe YOu BAck To tHE PaST

@peesinyourass

4 жыл бұрын

tO pLAy THe sHitTy gAMeS thAt SuCk AsS

@louistournas120

10 күн бұрын

@@matthaeusrex5627 Well, just keep your power gloves off of her, pal.

“You have to touch a bunch of balls to open a door.” Sounds like entertainment industry.

@thomasrevere1728

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ahabduennschitz7670

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@2Scribble

3 жыл бұрын

Or most kickstarters or political appointments -nod-

@akiradkcn

3 жыл бұрын

lul

@legrandgougoulilumine6940

3 жыл бұрын

Secretary opportunity..

To this day, I still love how he couldn't say the Tool joke without smiling a little.

@thegrandxbunny2073

3 жыл бұрын

Tool. You got a tool. *pulls out a screwdriver* ah yes, a dragon’s weakness. ♠️

@user-pz7fr4vg8k

3 жыл бұрын

Have you even seen Ikari Warriors? or the outtakes?

@NitromantoHDTR

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he would have included one of the track names from Fear Inoculum if he had made this after they released it.

@dittoisgod8108

3 жыл бұрын

11:54

@bennett420316

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn't have a reflection on his triad of issue's

I couldn't stop laughing at Jim's fairy armor. He looks like an action figure wearing the wrong accessory.

@TBanos

5 жыл бұрын

EXTREMELY underrated comment

@figment1988

5 жыл бұрын

and good thing that armor isn't a long one, otherwise it would've accidentally foreshadowed Elsa from Frozen.

@markcobuzzi826

5 жыл бұрын

It looks like how Phelous would dress up “Bat Hero” in his Bootleg Zones episodes.

@observingrogue7652

5 жыл бұрын

Or a Barbie dress. Drag-Queens are cool. But when it's not intentional, it's funny.

@MJFallout

5 жыл бұрын

I don't use the word 'grotesque' lightly, but...

What did we do to deserve so much AVGN lately?

@TheRealPsychoetry

5 жыл бұрын

DON'T QUESTION IT, WE NEED IT

@tonytan8721

5 жыл бұрын

Because it's November, and Christmas specials are coming

@KombatGod

5 жыл бұрын

Idk what we did, but what he did is an Amazon Prime partnership.

@raventripp6099

5 жыл бұрын

Idk but it fills my soul with warmth and happiness.

@SuperAnthonyEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

Probably because when you look at the views of his videos many of them top out at about 150k whereas nerd episodes always reach a Million or more, even now. Seeing that, it probably makes a lot of sense for James to make nerd episodes. Though I bet Board James and Bullshit episodes would get a lot of views as well.

Imagine seeing someone walk into a store to buy a watch battery with his Sega Saturn in his arm.

@ainadupuis2651

3 жыл бұрын

Never laughed so hard in my life yo lol! 😂

@AndrevusWhitetail

3 жыл бұрын

I'm definitely doing it with my wii in 15 years

@qunt100

2 жыл бұрын

I find it funny as someone who owns a sega saturn lol. But i would just buy the batteries without it in my arms.

@FFP_BF2

2 жыл бұрын

That’s me with my GameBoy advance. Batteries die? Walk into family dollar, buy 4 pack of AAs, and put 2 of them in the GBA in the middle of the store. Cue confused and amused look from clerk.

@1989Ezal

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Congratulations." They can't even give you an exclamation mark???

@Aralaas

4 жыл бұрын

Hey they aren't made of money, pixels aren't cheap.

@nthgth

4 жыл бұрын

At least they could spare more than a single congratulation.

@gengarzilla1685

3 жыл бұрын

At least they spelt it right.

@BenCol

3 жыл бұрын

At least it’s a full stop and not a question mark.

@mdcx2016

3 жыл бұрын

They couldn't fit a gif of the *slow clap*.

"Oh, yeah it's on the Saturn, so I have to set the date and time. I'll let it keep thinking it's 1994, so it doesn't know it's cruel fate of being discontinued." ...Ouch. But LOL

@renrezcrypto6155

5 жыл бұрын

Saturn is great.

@Cr4z3d

4 жыл бұрын

lol found this comment right after he said it

@handsomebrick

4 жыл бұрын

But is it more cruel to let the console suffer in its amnesiac state from having its memory battery drained? Think about it.

@101Volts

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder which games have easter eggs only on certain days of the year.

@cameronlestat3246

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure all consoles from 1994 are discontinued

The designers must've been smoking the scroll of herb when they made this.

@spartanforce7

5 жыл бұрын

I could go for some scroll of herb.

@George_Bulkin

4 жыл бұрын

@@spartanforce7 Hmm, last time I've seen some of them at the Secret Order of Esseepee. I think they have 4, maybe even 20 of 'em, though this sounds like a joke.

@FizzleFX

3 жыл бұрын

I say a potion made by Zecora...

@KatonRyu

3 жыл бұрын

I really want to upvote this comment but we're at 420 likes, so I'll just do it this way.

@nordicnostalgia8106

3 жыл бұрын

7 different herbs to be precise

Without further a doodoo, classic nerd phrasing.

@moescredriver5486

2 жыл бұрын

Bonjouuuuuuur 😂

@tilasole3252

2 жыл бұрын

What is it exactly that you, do do? - Young Frankenstein

@bailujen8052

2 жыл бұрын

3:23

"Jim doesn't sound like a knight. Jim sounds like a Nerd." -James stares at camera-

@marianogamer6261

3 жыл бұрын

you are a genious

@legrandgougoulilumine6940

3 жыл бұрын

@@marianogamer6261 WHAT ?? AVGN made the joke.. not him ☝️

@pepijn23

3 жыл бұрын

You get it? Jim the knight. James the nerd

@Super_Suchi

2 жыл бұрын

He stares at the camera like a certain other Jim

@rickylucas6503

Жыл бұрын

Whats with the crossed out sentence?

This is the closest in recent history that an episode has completely felt like a classic. I love it.

@WadeWilsonKPop

5 жыл бұрын

The theme sealed the deal.

@dawgiedawg6893

5 жыл бұрын

I'd have to agree.

@isetmfriendsofire

5 жыл бұрын

2 words: Lightspan Adventures

@DarthLahey479

5 жыл бұрын

2nd to me, idk If its recent, but his paperboy review felt right at home in 2006-9

@LonelyGuitarKid

5 жыл бұрын

The snare in the intro is way too compressed though

I see the Nerd's house was rebuilt after being blown up in the Resident Evil Survivor episode.

@mercenarygundam1487

5 жыл бұрын

Courtesy of BSAA

@turtleanton6539

5 жыл бұрын

Great continuity

@Ozku9

5 жыл бұрын

Umbrella has pretty good insurance, just as long as you survive that is...

@LaNoLaCola

5 жыл бұрын

Good thing too. The nerd's house almost became an explosion sandwich.

@JonathanHenry

5 жыл бұрын

He's friends with The Angry Carpentry Guy and The Angry Electrician. And everybody who works with construction seems to be angry. So, he gets a pretty good discount.

I suspect The Nerd had more fun with Virtual Hylide then he wants you to think.

@Mrcaremal5

9 ай бұрын

For sure, there's a few games that he openly enjoys when reviewing like Doom and Chex Quest.

@dominicballinger6536

3 ай бұрын

I mean, it looks like a worse version of the Elder Scrolls 2

"So without further a doo-doo." That made me laugh more than it should have.

@Thatonegirl989

4 жыл бұрын

D Bone same. I’m kind of ashamed lol

@andremoura7882

3 жыл бұрын

Could you please explain what that means and why it's funny? I can't get it.

@oliverchiasson7833

3 жыл бұрын

It's a play on “without further ado”

@abaddon2148

3 жыл бұрын

@@andremoura7882 without further ado, without further a doo doo, you see?

@andremoura7882

3 жыл бұрын

@@abaddon2148 Yes, I see. But why is it funny? I mean what is a "doo doo"?

Hydlide… sounds like a noxious chemical, like Potassium Hydlide.

@EdwardNavu

5 жыл бұрын

NaH. More like Sodium Hydride.

@cristianmurgociu4569

5 жыл бұрын

@@EdwardNavu cue the... laughter? Seriously, what was that?

@EdwardNavu

5 жыл бұрын

@@cristianmurgociu4569 Ionic compound of sodium and hydrogen, with hydrogen as the negatively charged, unlike conventional cases. A strong base useful for organic synthesis, AFAIK.

@nomblob5592

5 жыл бұрын

Edward Knave Thats...interesting to know. So the game does have an actual real life name

@Bung-ms9jc

5 жыл бұрын

@@EdwardNavu big brain

2 avgn videos in one week.. Its a dream come true

@chek8197

5 жыл бұрын

Osama bin Laughin' those videos were already on amazon prime.

@erllt5710

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@osamafarqad7035

5 жыл бұрын

@@chek8197 im broke as fuck

@tfstopmotions5672

5 жыл бұрын

Hundredth like!

@madirishman4403

5 жыл бұрын

I enjoy the rate of episodes. It used to be 2 every few months and now it’s 1 every week.

Something tells me that he actually likes Virtual Hydlyde

Apparently the vampire in virtual hydlide is saying ‘please choose the number of player’ in Japanese which has been slowed down and reversed

13:32 I love how our boy takes the console with him to the store

@handsomebrick

4 жыл бұрын

He's attempting to get pity so he gets faster service.

@rilluma

4 жыл бұрын

that scene was well crafted.

@citavalo

3 жыл бұрын

He’s gotta let people know why he’s only buying batteries.

@Achilles8249

Жыл бұрын

I lol'd so hard at that part, something's wrong with me.

The original Hydlide review was one of my favorite episodes. Nice to see a sequel to it!

@voltingaround3837

3 жыл бұрын

Eai

@Ulissescars

3 жыл бұрын

Caraca vc aqui kkkk

I can honestly say that AVGN secretly enjoyed this game.

@ramitouati1325

Жыл бұрын

Tbh virtual hydlide is Not that bad

I'm not gonna lie, Virtual Hydlyde actually looks like fun

@tiruliru1189

4 жыл бұрын

Virtual Hydlide is better than Super Hydlide and Hydline (NES), but still, it sucks.

@dwarflord420

4 жыл бұрын

@J. C I know,right. I thought I was the only one who was getting Daggerfall vibes from Virtual Hydlide. And did anyone else notice that the opening cutscene was a direct ripoff of "As the world falls down" from Labyrinth?.

@thebasskid9543

4 жыл бұрын

I would play it

@itsastikbotparty8149

4 жыл бұрын

********************no********************

@sebastianriz4703

4 жыл бұрын

I mean its "Handholding: The Game" I cant get invested in an open world RPG if they just give me only 1 objective and tell me where it as at all times

That dubbed "AAAASSSSS"!!!! gets me every time.

@DarthRushy

5 жыл бұрын

FHUUUUUUCK

@FizzleFX

4 жыл бұрын

Beat innocent children? I mean, look at those games!

@ethanwilkins6033

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you’re cute and like kratom?

The return of the real theme song

@HEYitzED

5 жыл бұрын

Ross Spence Still the best one too.

@raptor4798

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously, and it even sounded like they boosted the guitar

@WhiteLantern12

5 жыл бұрын

THANK GOD

@seraphim_croc

5 жыл бұрын

Classic.

20:11 AVGN sprained his ankle on the way back to his home planet and had to take a week off to heel.

@mitchcolburn1216

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO, nice one

When it comes to randomized games, the claim that there are billions of level combinations is extremely misleading. Not only would you have to rule out the majority of non-playable combos, you'd also have to rule out the combos that are functionally identical. For example: if you were to move one object one space to the left, that would technically count as a new level combination.

@Utubesanarc

2 жыл бұрын

Id just turn off the game and call that a combo

Was this just a really long "You know what's bullshit" episode???

@idkidk4334

5 жыл бұрын

He should make a "you Know what's bullshit?" Episode about stupid/shitty advertisements or politics

@bioswat96

5 жыл бұрын

+

@stoneocean0065

5 жыл бұрын

No it's a episodes of wanna says alright game is terrible and horrifying no seriously I played it and it was alright I mean super the Saturn one is terrible

@elmudsbunker8131

5 жыл бұрын

@@stoneocean0065 Foreign or damaged?

@TaylorZanderFrancis

5 жыл бұрын

I was kinda expecting the Bullshit Man to take the discarded book and make a comment on it... But considering how long it's been since he made a live-action appearance, that costume's probably messed up. I think I could see sponge in it when he last used it. I just hope he smartens it up a bit before he next uses it... Actually, I just realised how strange that sounds: "Rolfe, please can you clean up your bullshit?"..... Yeah, I'll leave now...

The fact that this guy is still making videos shows there’s hope for This platform

@dmer-zy3rb

5 жыл бұрын

and then you remember that jake paul exists and its ruined...

@snowyicicle1335

5 жыл бұрын

It's amazing he's been around since the start of KZread and I think before that too

@allmertalex

5 жыл бұрын

I felt very apprehensive about pressing like on this comment because it had 69 likes already and I'd have liked it to stay this way. I had to do it though because I agree with the comment.

@pontubs

5 жыл бұрын

Loved this guy since Godzillathon. Jesus time flies

@MikeJr9284

5 жыл бұрын

Especially because KZread nowadays wants its creators to make politically correct videos.

12:44 It turns the game red,game is called *Virtual* Hydlide The game was originally designed for Virtual Boy confirmed

@ramrodbldm9876

Ай бұрын

You're corny kid

Game was innovative for its time though... a lot of interesting ideas, like the randomized world. Too bad the ridiculously bad graphics, camera and controls hold it back, but you can see what they were going for and I appreciate the ambition.

@dionjaywoollaston1349

3 жыл бұрын

true but as mr myagi once said " ambition without knowledge is like boat without rudder"

@DemonSaine

2 жыл бұрын

Virtual Hydlide seems like it was the extreme prototype of Souls games a bit

@bingobongo1615

Жыл бұрын

Frankly speaking the graphics are absolutely amazing for Saturn. The framerate is too low and some stuff looks unappealing but the fidelity is really high for the system

@angel_of_rust

Жыл бұрын

it's like the worst a roguelike could be

@ronmower

Жыл бұрын

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Hai.

I was watching AGDQ play this.... and it seems that AVGN """lucked""" out, the SUPER Magic Lamp is actually a rare drop version of the normal Magic Lamp! .... and the reason lucked is in quotes is because apparently the only difference.... is that the Super Magic Lamp weighs more.... so it's actually worse than the normal one.

@SALshaNoma

3 жыл бұрын

That's where I saw it too.

@omegahaxors3306

8 ай бұрын

Like super pitfall

Ha ha 11:59 You can see him start to laugh at his tool joke.

@awesomechannel257

5 жыл бұрын

Inco gneito 16:49 get the fuck down get the fuck down GET THE FUCK DOWN it feels like I am talking to a cat

@Spaztiq

5 жыл бұрын

So many reasons AVGN is one of my favs. The fact that he's also a fan of Tool is just icing on the sweet, nerdy cake.

@inco-gneito7543

5 жыл бұрын

@@Spaztiq I just wish there were more games for him to poetically destroy. I miss him

@inco-gneito7543

5 жыл бұрын

@@Spaztiq Besides, anyone that can laugh, or break character at their own jokes is truly a master at their skill.

@westerling8436

5 жыл бұрын

good joke

Dr jekyll and mr hydlide

9:52 THAT WALK CYCLE IS ALPHA AF

The Kyle Justin AVGN Intro is Back!

@nakano15

5 жыл бұрын

With Mike's intro sketchs.

@cepollard86

5 жыл бұрын

I know I was really happy to hear that

@leoluster3027

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@SpacetouristGaston

5 жыл бұрын

finally, the only intro i can't get enough of.

@konradfesk

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it has been remixed or remastered or something!

2 AVGN reviews so close together, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

@cryingwithrage

5 жыл бұрын

The Nerd is back and he gives 2 fucks

@fernandonavia8804

5 жыл бұрын

We are not

@zzzpoma9961

5 жыл бұрын

James has a plan of making 12 episodes a year and he fell back a lot so he catches up now.

@xhunter20

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

To be honest. These games look ambitious and interesting. Maybe poorly programmed but they caught my attention.

@KeMeEscupaUnPollo

Жыл бұрын

Agree, the Virtual one would have blown my mind back then..

@nicosimioni7363

Жыл бұрын

Virtual Hydlide even looks like some sort of antecesor to Demon's Souls and Dark Souls.

@windflier1684

Жыл бұрын

@@nicosimioni7363 More like the early Elder Scroll entries like Daggerfall

@fabianherrera5427

10 ай бұрын

even the charcter creator/ stat screen and merchants@@nicosimioni7363

Imagine not having eaten for two hours and suddenly dropping dead in the middle of a conference meeting. Sadly, that is a real phenomenon in Japan called karoshi where people work so hard they die. RIP to those who died from this disease.

@WesternWolf4311

3 жыл бұрын

@Drizzt Do'Urden thanks drizzt, epic.

@monroethealolantrainer732

3 жыл бұрын

@Drizzt Do'Urden Real mature, buddy. 😔

@maytheprincessofhoenn619

3 жыл бұрын

@Drizzt Do'Urden That wasn't really funny, Drizzit. That's low.

@aiharakotokorulesbluerose4170

3 жыл бұрын

@@maytheprincessofhoenn619 wha?

@maytheprincessofhoenn619

3 жыл бұрын

@@aiharakotokorulesbluerose4170 Something on your mind?

"Over 40 billion difrent worlds, but you still do the same shit" So virtual hydlide pretty much is the 'no man sky' from 1994.

@StandardGoose

5 жыл бұрын

Also Spore without the mildly interesting bacteria mini-game.

@niklasklasen8048

5 жыл бұрын

@@StandardGoose spore was enjoyable enough though once you broke every single mechanic

This. This is the quality shit I signed up to KZread for.

8:58 And then Varalys asdsddsgksejtkshgsdfksdf and the princess explodes into fairies!

9:34 AVGN videos always have the best captions

I can't wait for the day I'm playing an RPG, and I open a chest and a Tool CD flies out.

@thebasskid9543

4 жыл бұрын

Fighting a boss and schism starts playing? Hell ye

@thunderforceninja5445

4 жыл бұрын

That would be fucking awesome 😐

@bappojujubes981

4 жыл бұрын

A Tool CD is worth alot more than any of these shitty games.

@ruffdawgg

3 жыл бұрын

@Horror From Below you don’t get tool!

Two new nerd episodes in a week?! Christmas came early, and so did I!

@turtleanton6539

5 жыл бұрын

Metoo

@petevaldezbc1

5 жыл бұрын

Eeeeeeeewwwww

@CraytexOnYT

5 жыл бұрын

...dont think you meant what i think you meant.

@bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583

5 жыл бұрын

Someone lost no nut

@stoopiosproductions3130

5 жыл бұрын

@Pyxlup Gaming yes!

That poochie reference was freaking hilarious.

17:03 the one time today that the Nerd becomes Arnold Schwarzenegger for a lil while

AVGN is the survivor, the nostalgia, the truth. the last piece of quality youtube programing from the very dawn of the platform

@Section8dc

5 жыл бұрын

So fucking true, he is a true OG no doubt.

@Levi_Skardsen

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Disillusion has been going since 2007. He puts as much effort, perhaps even more into his videos as James does.

@ericwilliams8420

5 жыл бұрын

For real he's the truth. There's definitely quality content around KZread, but James is definitely on the Mt. Rushmore of KZread.

@GypseyKing4

5 жыл бұрын

Mega64 would have something to say about this.

@mrpause9171

5 жыл бұрын

awesomex35 honestly I think he is the only KZreadr that never got old

Dude I just wanna say that I am so glad you're STILL going strong after ALL These years. I remember finding your stuff in 2004 and being supremely entertained. Glad this is still the case after all this time.

@Alfador42

5 жыл бұрын

James is pure awesomeness.

@xLevyGSx

5 жыл бұрын

James Is life

@taben9jake

5 жыл бұрын

I remember working as a security guard and watching on their shitty internet on the shitty screwattack site. Wait an hour to watch a 10-15 min video. Fun times

@TheTrekkie42

5 жыл бұрын

Fred Wilkins but it was James so it was worth it.

@drewerty77

5 жыл бұрын

He came out in 06

4:33 Honestly, i’m shocked to see that word come up in the closed captions

i just wanna say how much i enjoyed that clean OG opening

Everyone likes to hate on these games but in the end they all have one redeeming quality.... They made a great AVGN episode.

@elijahdavallos6955

5 жыл бұрын

Some games are so bad and bland, they can’t make it into an AVGN episode! Those games are the ones you’d want to avoid.

@stewartbladensb

5 жыл бұрын

Ass kisser. 😉

@CHIEFS_DYNASTY_

5 жыл бұрын

suck me off, avgn quality is on a huge decline and has been for about 5 years now

Dies after not eating for 2 hours? Ohh, it's not that bad. In Adventure Island, you die after not eating for 20 SECONDS.

@TheAmubis

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a human which metabolisms are faster than a hummingbird

@cherryrush210

5 жыл бұрын

Adventure Island is a good game, though.

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheAmubis I don't want to. How that person suffers is something I don't want to envision.

Someone had a lot of fun with the Closed Captions.

When he vampire spoke I couldn't even. It sounded like the singer from Monster Mash recovering from a stroke.

"Jim doesn't sound like a knight. Jim sounds like a nerd."

@strider5964

5 жыл бұрын

For once James actually references his name

@Dargonhuman

5 жыл бұрын

I just got to that part and I'm literally dying; I can't drsw a bretth vzion gttng drk

@dannyhargreaves3340

5 жыл бұрын

Jim the knight killed by bees

@KenjiAsakura09

5 жыл бұрын

Portly Dude the Knight, killed by bees

@L1ghtweaver

5 жыл бұрын

Said James. Oh wait I just got it.

Jim the Knight. Killed by bees.

@Ritokure

5 жыл бұрын

F*ck you nature.

@penguinman2233

5 жыл бұрын

Ladderthief1 And then the Princess EXPLODES into fairies!

@tectiva6126

5 жыл бұрын

"It's like sacrificing a child with every swing."

@zenosphere6490

5 жыл бұрын

Ladderthief1 Portly guy the knight. Killed by bees

@davincent98

5 жыл бұрын

Bees. My God

Procedurally generated world, you start out punching trees Saturn Minecraft confirmed.

14:30 minecraft real world be like

I spent 20 mins on your video, and all I get is a "conglaturation"? Ok, fair enough.

@PearangeProductions

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, it’s better than what the Nerd had to go through.

@Aenygma_

5 жыл бұрын

Dude... The Poochie ending fucking floored me hahahahah

You die after not eating for only two hours? Is the player character hypoglycemic?

@Jadez1207

5 жыл бұрын

What does hypoglycemic mean?

@michaelgeorgiou4730

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jadez1207 Suffers from a low level of blood sugar.

@coolguy02536

5 жыл бұрын

Jz1207 If only you could look that up and find the answer...

@JohnJohn-wn4uv

5 жыл бұрын

Aggressive Tubesock he's not alt right

@libertyprime9891

5 жыл бұрын

@Aggressive Tubesock Non NPCs bad, Beep beep, Censorship good.

I only just noticed now that not only the store scene is completely mirrored (thus facing wrong), the background is a CVS.

The only people that can stand those Tool jokes... “the patient.” /slowsmile

AVGN: *8 years ago I played Hydlide* Holy shit has it been 8 years?

@lajeandom

5 жыл бұрын

@@Winter_337 yep...damn...

@Videogamelover58

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Time flies by

@Videogamelover58

5 жыл бұрын

In 2 months its gonna be 9 years old

@5nesta

5 жыл бұрын

*WHISTLE CONCERT* _I sprouted a couple of grey hairs just from hearing that._

@Aenygma_

5 жыл бұрын

At least the Raid 2020 review is coming soon.

THIS is how I perfer AVGN; straight forward and not overproduced. Keep it classic!

@Alfador42

5 жыл бұрын

Let him do what he wants dude..

@sachimi_ggz

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@waterguyroks

5 жыл бұрын

I like when there’s some gimmick at the beginning or end like with RE:S but the core of it is straightforward. Batman was too much for example

18:28 Good self-reference, I’d be surprised if 10% of the viewers actually got that.

@syok1107

4 жыл бұрын

mattd You need to have brain damage NOT to catch that. What made you think that was so hard to get?

@mattd7927

4 жыл бұрын

I think you need to rephrase that question, bruv, you’ve got some lip.

I remember beating this as a young tike highlight of my childhood and how I learned that life exists only to cause me pain

AFTER 8 YEARS HAS PASSED,AVGN FINALLY REVIEWS A SEQUEL TO HYDLIDE...

virtua hydlide looked neat for its time.

@jeremytaflinger4212

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't think it was that bad either...

@trav37z0r

5 жыл бұрын

I kinda want to play it myself after watching this... I need to seek help ASAP I guess :)

@arseneleclerc3707

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought the same

@onigames7309

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the main guy's name and look was uninspired.

@lordmuhehe4605

5 жыл бұрын

@@knight0fdragon Too bad, that it looks absolutely horrible, not to mention the godawful framerate, which would make it very hard to play.

10:10 "Fuck you, nature."

17:40 "This is bullshit, I did hit him, I diiihhht"

Takeshi’s Challenge is waiting for you, Nerd...

@MasterYoda389

5 жыл бұрын

And please... show us the karaoke singing. Don't cut it out like some other youtuber >_> *COUGH JON COUGH* Edit: im serious , shit is hillarious D: Check it out on "Game Center CX - Takeshi no Chousenjou"

@Meowystery

5 жыл бұрын

I hope he covers this game

@tuli0hwut78

5 жыл бұрын

*Spirits Begone!*

*_"GET DOWN!" Arnold Schwarzenegger- 1978, at the Studio 54 dance club!_* X.D

That Muzzy reference took me back

I recently bought a Sega Saturn. now I kinda want to play Virtual Hydlide

The angry video game nerd is one of those youtubers that still manages to hold up even after all these years. Great content all around, thanks for the entertainment nerd.

Wait... this sounds familiar, just like Hydlide’s theme.

@ByakurenEnjoyer

5 жыл бұрын

the music from hydlide 2: the temple of death is better imo

@funkyweapon1981

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a bunch of buffalo butt dump to me.

@crazyluigi6664

5 жыл бұрын

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@tysonthewolfe93

5 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

@marinejcksn1

5 жыл бұрын

Best username ever. RRRREALLLLY

I feel like the nerd needs to do an episode with somebody that actually likes these games. Just to see the reaction

I can't help but apprciate how indepth and ambitious these games were.

Another AVGN episode to make my day.

@doublechindoge7

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I haven't seen you in like a month! I thought you were dead Justin Y #369...

@Pikachu2Ash

5 жыл бұрын

@@doublechindoge7 Unlike the 7000th comment bitching about the top commenter and assuming everyone's a bot 😂

@JKZEROkenjiMB

5 жыл бұрын

That got me better.

@doublechindoge7

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pikachu2Ash I never said he was a bot, and i never said I had a problem with it.

@Pikachu2Ash

5 жыл бұрын

@@doublechindoge7 Making a smug remark comparing him to Justin Y show you do so have problem with him, don't even try to hide it.😂

11:00 what the vampire _should_ have said is "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

@TheMasterVictory

5 жыл бұрын

SOTN reference

@205_ichsansaleh3

5 жыл бұрын

I think he said "are you he? You're a pimp"

@capitaoazulao

5 жыл бұрын

Even in being cheesy the good classic games are better than the bad ones :v

"You Get Tool" lmao 😂🤣😂😂

Fun fact: PS2 actually came out in 1988 in Japan, it was one of the earliest titles for the Mega Drive/Genesis

You somehow made Virtual Hydlide look kinda good.

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr? It doesn't really look all that bad really....considering the shit console platform it came on.

The scroll of Herb trick is genius.

NGL Virtual Hydlide looks like it’d be at home on the Philips CD-i

9:10 "Hydlide: Special(edition)" is japanese famicom version title. 「ハイドライド・スペシャル」は日本のファミコン版のタイトルですね。

18:24 The hero's name... is Jim. Jim the knight. Real FANTASY RIGHT THERE!

@AtlasBlizzard

4 жыл бұрын

@DevilBuster Kaz Not for good, fortunately.

@Sip_Dhit

4 жыл бұрын

@Seamus Peacock hmmmmmm

@AnonyMous-wo1vm

2 жыл бұрын

Tifa, Aerith, Bob

I remember buying a copy of Super Hydlide in a second hand store when I was maybe 12 because it looked vaguely like Zelda on the back of the box... I was incredibly disappointed. Luckily, the game couldn't even display the dialogue text correctly half of the time so I got to exchange it as "broken" for Thunder Force IV... years later I found out that the text is that buggy in all copies of the game. So, thank you Super Hydlide developers for making your product so broken that returning it to shops was super easy!

@TearTheRoof0ff

5 жыл бұрын

@Channel07 Oh yeah, Thunder Force IV is a brilliant game.

@lambsauce7969

5 жыл бұрын

At least the game you got in return was awesome.

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'd already played Thunder Force IV because my sister's boyfriend owned it 😊 I also owned Power Strike II for the Game Gear, which is another fantastic scrolling shooter. Another great swap I did was Alex Kidd for Mortal Kombat II, my mother was against "violent" video games to the point where I was banned from owning Streets of Rage or Golden Axe, but I snuck around those rules by swapping the game with a friend. The Mortal Kombat series may be somewhat flawed in terms of fight mechanics, but it was an awful lot more fun than Alex Kidd!

@jayesper4390

5 жыл бұрын

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated I think Alex Kidd might just be better on SMS. I do have the Enchanted Castle game or whatever with no MK tho XD

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

5 жыл бұрын

Jayesper, I've heard it's much beloved on the Master System but I've not really tried it out, having assumed that they're even more inferior versions of Enchanted Castle. JAN! KEN! FIGHT! ✌️

13:19 I never realized until now that the Nerd sort of predicted the PS4/5 CBOMB issue!

@tiraXpyrrha

2 жыл бұрын

Well it got fixed for the PS4. It also affects the PS3 and it doesn't look like Sony is going to fix it there.

@yourgenerictoxicfanbase2332

2 жыл бұрын

@@tiraXpyrrha It did?... Did it also get fixed for PS5?

@tiraXpyrrha

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourgenerictoxicfanbase2332Yep, once the CMOS dies and you can't connect to PSN, the PS3 will be a functionless brick. Sony is working on it for the PS5.

@Astolfo2001

2 жыл бұрын

@@tiraXpyrrha That is unless you hack your PS3. So, in that case, I think you'll be fine. Man, this is why I don't touch 7th Gen or later consoles that much.

amazing tool references manged to reference a song from each album lol

2 AVGN videos in one week? UNHEARD OF

@Harperlarp

5 жыл бұрын

Apart from that time quite recently when it also happened. We got Tomb Raider games and Drake of the 99 Dargons in the same week.

@penatio

5 жыл бұрын

*6 MONTHS HIATUS INCOMING*

@brandonmyers5448

5 жыл бұрын

Yes but it’s well come

@V_SABITRON

5 жыл бұрын

avgn bouta pull a cybershell on us and go on 9 year hiatus

as soon as i saw tool i was like: hope he mentiones them

@NeviTheLettyFan

5 жыл бұрын

Same lmaoo

13:19 Awe man looks like your Sega Saturn just got CBOMBED!

13:35 is so classic hahahaha

the knight is named jim?... maybe this exists in the same world as Monty Python and the Holy Grail... where the wizard is called tim.. now it all makes sense 😁

@BulletProofBreast

5 жыл бұрын

The history behind the Knight Tim is as funny as the joke itself

@bobrpggamer5899

5 жыл бұрын

😁

@Remember_Baker

5 жыл бұрын

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!

@Mateoski97

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully he doesn't run into The Knights that say Ni.

I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't equip the armor that was too heavy off the bat in Super Hydlide, it's a great way to die before you even leave the town.

7:03 I like how this implies that he's tried all the other stuff he's said he'd rather do