"My name is important, what's not important is what I'm about to not do. I just fucking love this world and my friends living their day to day life. My whole life is just warm, sweet happiness. And I Always wanted to die peacefully. This is the time of love, and every life is worth saving. And I will help as many as I can. It's time for me to love. And it's time for me to LIVE."

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

Жыл бұрын

Seems like not important got over his emo phase

@genkisuperethical96

Жыл бұрын

None of my weapons understand me. See ya, you dont need to sign the petition! You probably thought you werent gonna live today, surprise!

@issabeganovic8822

Жыл бұрын

Somebody better put that through the ElevenLabs AI!

@LordTchernobog

Жыл бұрын

OP's comment sounds like an introduction for a wholesome, Animal Crossing like game which could be called LOVED

@darksoulsismycity

Жыл бұрын

@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 He became Important (as in his actual name)

There's a mod for this game that replaces the Hatred's guy voice with that of Tommy Wiseau.

@kylehyde215CA

4 жыл бұрын

"If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live" he says while toting a grenade launcher.

@jmorales09

4 жыл бұрын

The writing and delivery of these lines is so awful. It sounds like something he would say.

@ashkitt7719

4 жыл бұрын

I want that now. It might be bearable.

@albertdeluxe8966

4 жыл бұрын

Tearing you apart is tearing me apart!!!

@dontsubfortheloveofgod

4 жыл бұрын

“Oh hey babe”

“I’m a HACK that sucks at BLOOD.” Katie, stop it. I can hear his blood pressure rising.

@elizabeth5561

2 жыл бұрын

I guess Katie had a problem with it.

@lasarousi

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is the second I knew I've found a new home.

@patrikmiles9342

2 жыл бұрын

I love how when I read this the amount of likes was literally 666

@XenRiddle

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite Katie edit was from Postal 1. "I have micropenis.(?) It's like one of those lightsaber keychains."

@Edgelord-rn9he

2 жыл бұрын

7:44 Was that a Hunter Biden reference?

"Herr Warcrimer" Most musicians don't go by stage names they came up with when they were fourteen.

@ghidorbruh7140

4 жыл бұрын

What's even funnier is that in German "Herr" is a title that translates to mister. He's literally Mister Warcrimer.

@CurtisAlfeld

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghidorbruh7140 Warcrimer is the part that gets me. Like, he couldn't have gone with "Warcriminal", an actual word, he had to make up the fucking stupid sounding "Warcrimer".

@Darca1n

4 жыл бұрын

@@CurtisAlfeld I can honestly respect something that sounds that ridiculous.

@williamsmith666

4 жыл бұрын

Actually most still do, but really only because they're not that stupid.

@Rad-Dude63andathird

3 жыл бұрын

@@CurtisAlfeld I'm almost positive he ripped it from Carmaggedon, so I'd take your gripes up with that game's writers but idk. Either way goddamn are they the epitome of edge.

"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to cook. I just fucking hate this raw food, and the unhealthy nutrition it provides. My whole menu is just grilled, well-roasted meat, and I always wanted to run a great kitchen. This is the time of dining, and no customers want mediocrity. And I will put on the tables as much as I can. It's time for me to cook, and it's time for me to serve. My restaurant crusade begins here."

@cinnamontoast1586

3 жыл бұрын

Is that vulpine from fallout 4 mod on your pfp?

@Ohflipsnap

3 жыл бұрын

@@cinnamontoast1586 Yes it is. Good eyes.

@davidbaguetta127

2 жыл бұрын

That would be a much better game you go around stuff people with healthy food

@Ohflipsnap

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidbaguetta127 I really should pay Gianni to read out my post.

@interweebs7408

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone *fucking* hates raw food. Except the Japanese. I don't know why.

I was really hoping the ending was going to be that you need two people to overload the reactors and the antagonist finally realizes that he does need other people

@everinghall8622

5 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@vaultrant2499

4 жыл бұрын

LUL

@drakep.5857

3 жыл бұрын

That would've been a wholesome ending

@zootershooters5831

3 жыл бұрын

Awwwww

@warlerker

3 жыл бұрын

Just Metal Gear Solid style plug the controller into port 2 to proceed.

Everything about Hatred and "Herr Warcrimer" are so edgy, I almost cut myself on my soft, comfy bed.

@BigPuddin

3 жыл бұрын

It's so goddamn hilarious imagining that loser blasting his shitty music and thinking "Man, I'm such a cool badass."

@BigPuddin

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonashmolean1035 Why is it when people make fun of people for doing something ridiculous, people like you interpret such ridicule as forbidding them from doing said ridiculous shit. It's not. They're free to do what they want. And I'm free to laugh at it.

@j.r.cilliangreen4083

3 жыл бұрын

They are pizza cutters...all edge and no point...

@johnmccarron7066

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.r.cilliangreen4083 That's a quote I'll be using in the future.

@somedude6833

2 жыл бұрын

Damn bro self harm ain’t gonna keep the edge lords away, it’ll only make them think you’re one of them.

"The authorities seem to show up out of nowhere." - I mean, you're murdering EVERYONE in the area, I would expect the authorities to show up out of nowhere...

@ahmadmalaki8364

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s like gta At least in gta the cops shows up in ways that makes sense

To think, all this bloodshed could've been avoided if Not Important just had a big tiddy goth gf who was secretly a demon like the edgelord protagonist from Eternal Damnation had.

@CopiousDoinksLLC

5 жыл бұрын

H-Doom is that-a-way ---->

@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191

5 жыл бұрын

@@CopiousDoinksLLC what about H-atred?

@theterribleanimator1793

5 жыл бұрын

@@CopiousDoinksLLC h doom is starting to get popular i see. Scary.

@plantain.1739

5 жыл бұрын

@@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191 SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THIS

@jackblack3718

5 жыл бұрын

Right, but the trade-off is that a zombie apocalypse would've happened instead. Because succubus titty goth gf would've stolen the holy water Jesus used to revive Lazarus to raise the zombies which doesn't make a whole lot of sense because why would *holy water* make evil zombies but whatever

The only thing I like about this game is that people have started referring to the main character as "Not Important" because of the way he introduced himself in the prologue. Calling him The Antagonist makes sense, I just think Not Important is more fitting.

@dannyboi5887

5 жыл бұрын

It makes sense to call him "Not Important", because he's about as entertaining and interesting as some random NPC from an open world game. Both Postal Dude and Caleb from Blood are far better and more successful versions of the "Genocidal, remorseless maniac protagonist" trope

@richardlionerheart1945

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyboi5887 postal dude isn't even a "Genocidal, remorseless maniac protagonist" he's really just an average dude with nothing stopping him from killing people what's actually mad is everyone around him

@sakuraimasuda4253

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardlionerheart1945 That's postal 2 dude, in postal 1 the NPC's dont really feel like remorseless jerks, and more like, y'know, running for their lives from a mass murderer, the P1 dude truly was mad, but P2 dude was more just defending himself

@Rad-Dude63andathird

3 жыл бұрын

@Stix N' Stones Exactly. This is a common misconception people make since most stories follow a hero, but in Hatred's case, the military, police, etc. are the actual antagonists, while Tim Portant is the protagonist regardless of his actions simply because he's the guy we follow throughout the story.

@disposable_income_andy

3 ай бұрын

its the best way to remember something so aggressively edgy, making a complete mockery of it

3 years later I found out that Not Important was voiced by a guy named Tom Clarke Hill, who, among other stuff, did the voice of Cortez from *TimeSplitters*, Eskel from the Witcher series, and did Tony the Tiger's voice for some Frosted Flakes commercials. I cannot make this up.

@dnkakusei

Жыл бұрын

oh my god, when you compare Not Important's voice to Karl Fairburne from Sniper Elite (another Tom Clarke Hill character) you can really hear the similarity... holy crap

@gremlinman9724

Жыл бұрын

Just once. Just once, i would like the antagonist to talk like tony the tiger. just for a little bit. a single sentence.

@PlasticCogLiquid

Жыл бұрын

Whoa, that was Tony the Tiger?

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

What a... diverse acting career

7:08 "The AI have a habit of not really doing anything while you are running through a place killing everyone" Actually, they couldn't have made the police AI any more realistic

@user-bw4jm1bv1i

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. American police do better at shooting unarmed African Americans.

@arielllllllll

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@NiCoNiCoNiCola

Жыл бұрын

"That didn't age so well"

@skyhisurvivor4724

Жыл бұрын

No printer straight fax

@ImpetuouslyInsane

Жыл бұрын

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola I read this and went, "Yeah, someone already said it, I know it." Sure as shit...

Man, is it me or does "The Antagonist" sound like an edgy Xavier: Renegade Angel when he's torturing the power plant worker?

@phantomspaceman

4 жыл бұрын

He laughs like the mean kid from Toy Story before they shoot him.

@tylerlackey1175

4 жыл бұрын

That's a complicated question

@TrueAuthenticSweets

4 жыл бұрын

What doth life?

@Scruffytuba

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I thought id be the only one to think that! Lmao

@ghhn4505

4 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this

The virgin Antagonist VS *THE CHAD POSTAL DUDE*

@olzhas1one755

5 жыл бұрын

The virgin antagonist: *Has ugly deathmetal hair *Tries hard to be edgy but in the end becomes laughable *Has a stupid voice *Has to drive cars because he is too wimpy to walk The *CHAD* Postal dude: *Has a cool outfit *Hair isn't a shit rendition of deathmetal hair *Has cool shades *Has a voice that will make any female wet *Isn't edgy and is funny *Had a second game *Can carry nukes solely by the strength of his bulge *Has dog pet

@yosefyonin6824

5 жыл бұрын

stop calling him The Antagoinst. his name, is and always will be: NOT IMPORTANT

@ChibiBoxing

5 жыл бұрын

U sellin potion?

@maxwell120L55

5 жыл бұрын

@Trantor The Troll How many more names does that edgy boi have?

@DarkOmegaMK2

5 жыл бұрын

@@olzhas1one755 More facts for your list: The virgin antagonist: He died like a wussy virgin. The CHAD Postal dude: He lives to become a god.

I was gifted this game, and attempted a pacifist run. "Disrupt the party", so I took a car, drove it into the wall of the party like the kool aid man, slowly pushed through the furniture and through the adjacent wall, without harming a soul. I giggled like a hyena.

Fun fact: I went to that one black metal concert once, as a teenager, and those guys were playing, and when they were finished, another band started playing, and the members of the previous band joined the mosh pit. This is when this huge ass guitarist from Infernal War lifted me and flung me across the hall into the wall, breaking my finger. Good times, due to adrenaline from constant moshing I only realized my finger is messed up after the show was over.

@DefinitelyNotATrolldier

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@carrops

Жыл бұрын

"and that's when i realized i was a sub"

@Flesh_Wizard

Жыл бұрын

I imagined this to the Freebird solo

@coy0

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit a talking dog

@gremlinman9724

Жыл бұрын

breaking your finger by accident is probably the closest that guy's gotten to "genociding humanity"

The ending should've just been a small explosion with a fart sound, and nobody dying

@crimsondynamo615

4 жыл бұрын

If Running With Scissors wrote the story of the game, and if the developers of this game would stop trying to play this story straight and instead look sad with how serious they take it.

@ashkitt7719

4 жыл бұрын

I think it should have been a kid's mom coming into his room and telling him to take out the garbage and then The Antagonist's voice shifts to that of a squeaker on XBox Live.

@ViolentVista

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashkitt7719 oh god that would've been hilarious

@od4361

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashkitt7719 "Those weak human filth think they can tell me what to do, heh, I have killed more people than you can count old lady, and you're next" Is what I imagine the dialogue would be like.

@dontsubfortheloveofgod

4 жыл бұрын

“Fuck” *Still gets firing squad death

Fun fact: Postal 2 Paradise Lost and Postal Redux has a poster featuring a cartoon depiction of The Antagonist/Not Important cutting his thumb on a poster called "Extreme Loating" with the tagline "Humanity will feel his edge". Good to see the Running With Scissors devs being their usual tongue-in-cheek selves. Advice of the day: play Postal Redux instead, it's dirt-cheap and so much more enjoyable.

@dannyboi5887

5 жыл бұрын

That poster was already shown in one of Civvie's Paradice Lost vids, specifically episode 2

@blat9024

5 жыл бұрын

Postal Redux also has an easter egg that lets you play as Not Important

@linuscontinental2223

5 жыл бұрын

Hatred and Postal both suck dick

@unconscious7219

5 жыл бұрын

Redux requires more ram than Postal 2 and it also 64bit only now so my potatoes can't run it.

@harleyspeedthrust4013

5 жыл бұрын

@@linuscontinental2223 no, postal is fun as fucc

The colored blood trick works, I used it on my parents to let me play Halo at age 4, and for some reason it worked flawlessly.

@sorrenblitz805

3 жыл бұрын

Alien blood is fine. Red is too mature.

@escapefr0mslender

2 ай бұрын

You played halo at age WHAT???

Was wondering why the audio was muted at 17:05. Turns out Civvie played Meatloaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" ending segment. R.I.P. Meat Loaf.

@iwa_ro

2 жыл бұрын

Hey cash hows life after carcer city ?

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts

Жыл бұрын

How'd you find out?

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ten_Thousand_LocustsI also wanna know this

@bakihanma4826

7 ай бұрын

​@@iwa_rostarted a business with my son

Ngl the modding scene is alright, some that make the game first person to making “Not Important” voiced by Tommy Wiseau

@Abdega

5 жыл бұрын

Can you do custom maps?

@lollmemmSm0keweed

5 жыл бұрын

If there would be costum maps there would always be a Bikini Bottom that pops up

@Abdega

5 жыл бұрын

If I was any good at modding, I would try and recreate the first level of Hotline Miami in Hatred (Hateline Miami)

@BigMoneyChef

5 жыл бұрын

@@Abdega Yes, but you have to have some knowledge about how the Unreal devkit works. It's not like the HLM2 editor where you can pick it up and do whatever.

@asterixobelix20

5 жыл бұрын

"I'll tear you apart, Lisa!" "I did hit her, I diiiiiid. OhaiMark!"

Watching civvie is like my equivalent of that first healthpipe hit of the day. It cant be good for me but I feel great.

@themiraculous0447

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously, this dude became my favorite youtuber in like a day. I binged Pro Postal and then I saw that he loved arena shooters and knew I was gonna love this dude. Anyone who sings the praises of DUSK is awesome in my book.

@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork

5 жыл бұрын

Healthpipes are good for you, until they aren't

@themiraculous0447

5 жыл бұрын

As long as you hoard healthpipes as much as I do, withdrawls aren't a problem lol

@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork

5 жыл бұрын

In no way am I advocating meth and video games are a good mix. Funny, hilarious even, but if you have that problem for realzies, there are clinics that will aid your escape from the habit. Just a PSA for my own soul here.

@themiraculous0447

5 жыл бұрын

Stix N' Stones The edged weapons pretty much break base postal 2. The second I get the machete, my kill count starts soaring. Even on the higher difficulties it's like a knife through butter.

"Dave sneed" Hatred's Fatred and Snatred (formerly chuck's)

@Flesh_Wizard

Жыл бұрын

The game is a subtle joke

This should have ended with "just play postal instead"

@terrorbyte5352

3 жыл бұрын

Postal Redux

@Existent_sentient_being

2 жыл бұрын

Postal 2

@maxtimes3

2 жыл бұрын

full throttle

@ahmadmalaki8364

Жыл бұрын

Ben throttle? I didn’t expect to see you here

@ahmadmalaki8364

Жыл бұрын

@@maxtimes3exactly great game

The cutscenes remind me of Xavier Renegade Angel. He's got the same hairstyle and speaks the same.

@dotanuki3371

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing, it's like a XRA edgy halloween episode

@stproducciones9140

5 жыл бұрын

@@dotanuki3371 he's more like the "Do you believe in God?" Guy.

@snowblind9551

5 жыл бұрын

@@stproducciones9140 It helps no one to be reductive.

@Abdega

5 жыл бұрын

I’m trying to imagine an Xavier Style monologue by the main character: “My name is Notim Portant, and if you are not importing, then you are exporting. For it is better to give than it is to receive. But happiness cannot exist without sadness. It is a give and take, ebb and flow of opposites. And if I want the world to have more LoveBlue, I have to give the world more HateRed. And so I must go on my spirit journey, to create more spirits.”

@stproducciones9140

5 жыл бұрын

@@Abdega you're way too good at this

I should do the same for H-DOOM. Use a thumbnail that shows it's H-DOOM but title it Romantic Comedy.

@DarkOmegaMK2

5 жыл бұрын

"H-DOOM: Where the H stands for Hiatus!"

@livingcorpse5664

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarkOmegaMK2 Huge tits, Huge ass

@draco2023b

5 жыл бұрын

Living Corpse this needs to happen

@livingcorpse5664

5 жыл бұрын

@Kyros Droztamyr No.

@JohnHydeisawesome

5 жыл бұрын

SUNSHINE AND TITTIES?

That faint "FUCK" in the background slightly around 7:56 killed me.

Im gonna be honest. It doesnt feel like satire. It just kida feels like an edgelords wet dream that they called satire because of backlash

@BigBossIvan

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was funny... But at the same time super boring. Manhunt was a much better game with a dark tone.

@jackkingsby116

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I think given the writers beliefs

@jackkingsby116

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigBossIvan that's the thing. Other edgy games are at least competent.

@BigBossIvan

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackkingsby116 big facts. I just hope more get made...

@BigPuddin

3 жыл бұрын

@@breadmakesyoufat2403 Unironically using the term "red pill" is an indication that your input is wholly worthless.

This is actually the most positive review ive seen for this game.

@elitebelt

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he isn't wrong in saying you could do worse for 6 bucks. Still there's much better games for 6 bucks and less.

@jspantonio8807

4 жыл бұрын

@@elitebelt the ultimate doom is 5.99

@V1VISECT6

4 жыл бұрын

@@elitebelt I copped this for 1.05 on Steam in Canada.

@manformerlypigbukkit

4 жыл бұрын

I only barely remember playing this game when I was a dumb child and not batting an eye at the edge or violence, I just kinda liked the shootouts and that’s about it. It’s forgettable, and I feel kinda weird for seeing it as just a dumb two-stick shooter more than an “eDgY gAmE”. ngl tho rewatching the cutscenes made me both laugh and cringe at how bad they were

@voidofspaceandtime4684

3 жыл бұрын

@@manformerlypigbukkit The game came out a little over five years ago, though?

I love how the most wholesome thing about this game is a shadman comic

@Irongrip62

4 жыл бұрын

This game is like a distillation of Shadman's wet dreams.

@MLBlue30

4 жыл бұрын

Shadman sucks

@autumnalgloom5360

4 жыл бұрын

@Dmitry TKR Shadman is just a meme at this point

@zombieplasticclock

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno, I find this game simply adorable. In that way Spawn or Mullet Superman or Rob Liefeld are adorable. Something about hilarious, overly tryhard edge is just adorable and cringy, I can't imagine anyone taking it seriously. Oh wait. Gaben did, for some reason

@shaynehughes6645

4 жыл бұрын

@Dmitry TKR people don't like shadman now? First off, I did it before it was cool, second what happened?

props to katie for masking the color filter to keep the radar and health bar red

Polish game devs have two sides: -The Witcher, Painkiller, Ruiner, SUPERHOT, -Hatred, Mortyr, Two Worlds, It's either of these two, never anything inbetween.

@ghoulsarefree

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not polish so can you explain joke? The two sides are superviolent games or superviolent games?

@ineednochannelyoutube5384

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulsarefree Nah. Inoovative cult classics vs half arsed mediocre cookie cutter bullshit.

@ineednochannelyoutube5384

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Two Worlds is German.

@TNOFanZacharie

3 жыл бұрын

@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 I mean, there are things in-between, but you don't here about them... because they're mediocre... and Polish. I'm not from Poland, I've been living in there for 4 years, though. There are lots of Polish games you don't hear about because they're not worth public's attention. And by the way, in the good ones, I have to add Beat Cop and Frostpunk.

@ghoulsarefree

3 жыл бұрын

@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 Ok thank you

This game gets the official Civvie 11 stamp of "Eh, at least it's not Postal 3" seal of approval.

@yusukeelric

3 жыл бұрын

Civvie played so many terrible games a very mediocre one is like a masterpiece to him

@Flesh_Wizard

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, nearly everything is better than Postal 3

Katie had fun with this episode

@Cheesurius

5 жыл бұрын

Civvie's mom

@sandman45

5 жыл бұрын

@Stix N' Stones she's one of the robots, the editor i believe

@Jsay18

5 жыл бұрын

@@sandman45 Nah she's a prisoner or a staff member, civvie traded her cigarettes in the Robocop video.

@revstalker7334

5 жыл бұрын

@@sandman45 Yeah she's another inmate, she clearly gets tortured about as much as 11 for the most petty things and she has her own CV number. If she was a staff her name would need to be edited out, because any human staff mentioned by Civvie has his name bleeped out.

@Hevymin

4 жыл бұрын

@Stix N' Stones She's another prisoner

The voice actor for the antagonist sounds strangely like Xavier renegade angel in that final cutscene

Weapon Pedant here It is technically possible for conventional explosives to trigger nuclear fission, in fact that's how most nuclear weapons work. However, the critical (lol) part is that Uranium nuclei collide, which is highly unlikely but again technically possible to achieve by simply putting some explosives near some Uranium. As always, with love, yours truly, Mr. Pedant.

Postal 2: save you and your dog; drive off as the explosion kills everyone while the dude mutters one last line: "I.Regret.Nothing." Hatred:Scream at some guy who doesn't do anything and you die by bullets. don't even get to drive off all cool like !

@benrogers9082

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but in both you succeed in your goals. you get your dog and leave the best screw you to your boss who fired you in postal and in hatred you wanted to die anyway

@astracrits4633

2 жыл бұрын

@@benrogers9082 But did you save a dog in Hatred?

@benrogers9082

2 жыл бұрын

@@astracrits4633 i haven't played. honestly looked too boring

@lionocyborg6030

2 жыл бұрын

Postal 2: Paradise Lost, Either the same thing or you end up killing all the bosses in self defence after attempting to thank them. Postal 1: You shoot up a primary school or rather you _try_ to only to realise your weapons are doing nothing, causing you to break down, pass out and wake up in an asylum. Postal Redux: You watch your own funeral and have a similar breakdown/incarceration when you realise you were the true hostile all along. Postal 4: You kill your birth father, get saved from joining him by your girlfriend and leave town without a fuss. …Then Civvie decides to nuke the place for you, the bomb conveniently provided by a vending machine.

@aversiac-2

Жыл бұрын

@@lionocyborg6030 You don't shoot up a primary school in Postal 1. That is a very dumb myth that you could bust with a quick Google search.

"Clint Westwood until Electronic Arts buys him and shuts him down" Why did you have to remind me, Civvie? God damn it : (

@ArnieMcStranglehold

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that joke hurt me slightly. Kind of want to plug in the miniPC with Tiberian sun now.

@fuzzydunlop7928

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a normie and don't get the reference.

@redline841

4 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzydunlop7928 Ever heard of the Command and Conquer series?

@cdcdrr

4 жыл бұрын

That joke actually worked on two levels, as Clint Westwood was a parody of Eastwood in the Hollywood level of Yuri's Revenge. I feel ashamed for knowing that. Red Alert 2's story was gargbage. Which is still better than whatever Red Alert 3 and Tiberian Twilight is supposed to be.

@lordhood117

4 жыл бұрын

*sniffle* Years later, it still hurts...

I love they used a screenshot of Unreal's blueprint coding system on the reactor's monitor screens. I'm guessing it was actually the game's code too.

The fact that two on the guys involved in this are actually called sneed is what activates my chuck's

I will say that the destructible enviroments are really cool. Especially while driving.

OH MY GOD, HOW HORRIBLE!! All that spinach juice wasted, dear God!

@LuisHernandez-ss2fc

5 жыл бұрын

This would give Popeye a heart attack.

@DarkOmegaMK2

5 жыл бұрын

@@LuisHernandez-ss2fc Or a boner, depending on the situation.

@Acorn212

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarkOmegaMK2 ha

@XenRiddle

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkOmegaMK2 "Ah-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh!"

"My whole life is just cold, bitter HATRED" HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE TITLE OF THE GAME WOOOOOOOOO!

imagine a postal game where postal dude has to deal with not important leading a cult

@remyrichardson8614

Жыл бұрын

That would be great

@gremlinman9724

Жыл бұрын

Blood. you're thinking of Blood.

@remyrichardson8614

Жыл бұрын

@@gremlinman9724 blood fans when you mention an FPS involving a cult (obvious blood ripoff):

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

This dude doesn't deserve a whole game, maybe a side quest at best. Blowing Not Important's brains out would be a satisfying way to end it.

@disposable_income_andy

3 ай бұрын

i feel like at some point that would involve making the hatred guy admit hes just a nazi

Here's the main problem with Hatred. It took itself WAY too seriously. When you think about it, it's just overly edgy Postal with no jokes whatsoever, it's not even ridiculous, which was why Eternal Damnation is so highly regarded. The overly ridiculous nature of Postal caused that mod to follow suit, which led it to be more enjoyable than Hatred. It's a shame really, Hatred has no message, no commentary, nothing. It's just uninspired edginess

@stpastabeard

4 жыл бұрын

@mayrana2 while i agree, theres gotta be a line drawn there. if violent video games are porn, hatred is like, rape porn. maybe not hatred, hatred's honestly not that bad, but there are games that cross that line

@Shenaldrac

4 жыл бұрын

It's a game that sold itself on outrage and word of mouth, and it succeeded. People got upset about it due to the nature of the violence (it's one thing to violently kill someone in a fighting tournament to the death where they can fight back. Going around murdering innocent people is another thing as far as a lot of people are concerned.) which meant they talked about it which meant ti got around, and outrage marketing DOES work. It's one of the big reasons GTA is as successful as it is. And the people it was really aimed at, young teens who will want it because mom and dad say "no", well, the more it upsets people and provokes a reaction, the more they want it. So yeah, it's a fairly mediocre game but it probably was financially successful.

@SixWingZombi

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shenaldrac You know, if they had marketed this game slightly later down the line rather than right in the middle of that giant cluster of high profile mass shootings and the resurgence of the bogus violent video games debate, this game would probably have been gutted more on its mediocreness rather than its poor taste.

@Shenaldrac

4 жыл бұрын

@@SixWingZombi Yup!

@murderousmayhem6362

4 жыл бұрын

Try Grezzo 2 it's hilarious think the guy literally made it to offend people. First level you have to kill everybody in a church while priests throw energy crosses at you then you fight Jesus as a boss then Idk because Jesus always kills me lol.

I like how you can see the Blueprint nodes from Unreal Engine 4 in the control room.

Gotta love it when something edgy as hell ends up being unintentionally hilarious

@nman551

Жыл бұрын

Which pisses off the devs that think they’re sooo cool

@sdsdfdu4437

Жыл бұрын

@@nman551 I don't think the devs were taking this game seriously

@nman551

9 ай бұрын

@@sdsdfdu4437they were they literally used sarcasm to hide how edgy they are

@TheRadioSquare

3 ай бұрын

​@@nman551they are postal fans, they just weren't funny and did not have a big satire warning pop up every 5 seconds.

@nman551

3 ай бұрын

@@TheRadioSquare I guess

"according to the developer this was their intention, and the fact i didn't feel it more during the game means i'm a terrible person." you ever hear that saying about a bad comedian blaming the audience for not finding their jokes funny? same thing here. they failed to make something that makes people feel a certain way so they just claim that their audience just doesnt get it, a convenient out.

@bonesauce3308

4 жыл бұрын

Did Amy Schumer at one point say that , because she definitely would say that

@Th3Raz96

4 жыл бұрын

Case in point, Hotline Miami, where you go through the game mindlessly killing in brutal ways, and then the game is just like "damn you like hurting people don't you, why do you keep killing people, just cuz we told you? Damn dude"

@Th3Raz96

4 жыл бұрын

@Dmitry TKR I don't think that my example is a question of morality, it's almost more of a psychological one, like why are you acting in such a way, not whether it's right or wrong

@krullachief669

3 жыл бұрын

@@Th3Raz96 It also works in universe as an actual question to the varied protagonists, notably Jacket.

@cryw1092

3 жыл бұрын

@Dmitry TKR Reminds me of why I don't like Spec Ops: the Line.

Civvie: *says he doesn't play games with mods while he's recording* also Civvie: *uses Smooth Doom weapons*

@FightingForceSoulless

5 жыл бұрын

Smooth Doom is great for weapons, and even for monsters, well, their deaths at least. But he didn't mention using it at all, that's the problem. Seems kinda backwards, I mean why go software mode no vertical mouselook and shitty autoaim only to apply Smooth Doom.

@s.levine1736

5 жыл бұрын

@@FightingForceSoulless He did mention it though: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaZ3ttKwfMe_gaQ.html

@luigimaster111

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with Smooth Doom, it just adds a few more frames of animation and adds back in some cut sprites. Take vanilla Doom, use a modern control scheme, add Smooth Doom, a remastered sfx mod, a high quality soundfont, and the true color software renderer, and you get what's essentially a vanilla experience that's a bit lest crusty.

@TooMuchSascha

4 жыл бұрын

Well he says he doesn't review games while using mods. Pro Doom isn't a review

@Rogue_Steve

4 жыл бұрын

He used the weapons but not the enemies.

Well, if the reactor is currently going and a charge is detonated on it, it wouldn't cause a nuclear explosion but could cause a meltdown. The only way to keep the nuclear fuel rods cooled is with a water re-circulation system, that constantly converts water to steam to back to water because of the heat of the activated fuel rods and condensation after the steam has been moved to turbine room via air pressure. If a single crack or massive hole is made, the water can evaporate away at an accelerated rate, causing the fuel rods to heat up at an uncontrolled rate, which in turn will lead to a meltdown and cause irreversible damage, like Chernobyl and Fukushima.

@Shaun_Jones

2 жыл бұрын

Does he even have enough explosives to do that? It looks like he only used maybe 5 pounds of C4 on each one. To make matters worse, he attached the charges to some nearby propane tanks rather than directly to the reactors.

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts

Жыл бұрын

NNNEEEEEEEEEERD!!!

@Bear_Andersen

Жыл бұрын

@@Shaun_Jones honestly I would have loved for that to be the punchline of the whole game. Not Important comes through on his spur of the moment idea, but because he's an unfocused edgelord with no real plan he has no functional understanding of how a nuclear reactor works, and accomplishes damages that amount to several weeks of mundane repair work. No nuclear explosion. No meltdown. No point. Al edge. That, to me, would have driven home the supposed satire a bit better.

16:41 So... a nuclear plant runs on Unreal Engine 4 Blueprint scripts, apparently.

Poor Sgt. Cortez has fallen on hard times.

Ironically this video isn't demonetized. I got 3 ads during the video.

@ScopeOperaSam

3 жыл бұрын

That money doesn't go to Civvie, its goes into the pockets of Doc and Hammer. Then they buy shitty Eggnog ingredients

They should reuse the engine and make a game that's actually fun to play.

@nickrustyson8124

4 жыл бұрын

Modders basically do that

@squirrel_disaster

4 жыл бұрын

@Red Line I finished the game twice with mods and it was the most unfun experience i've had, I've never shifted my hand on my mouse so much, I think I used to switch between controller and mouse constantly cuz mothing felt comfortable, the game is horribly weird to me

@DACopperhead2

3 жыл бұрын

They made Ancestors Legacy in the same engine. It's the worst attempt at an edgy RTS I've ever seen. It's amazing how they wasted the potential for a modern medieval RTS. Imagine cav being useless in a game about the golden age of cav. One of their selling points on the steam page. "Experience medieval bloodshed like never before," Yeah, that's what I play an RTS for.

@ronniebarter3857

2 жыл бұрын

Ironically it's the same engine as Postal Redux

@rat1806

2 жыл бұрын

This single comment is more destructive than anything Not Important did.

The whole game feels like it was made by a team of "Schrodiner's douchebags" where they pretend they are being satirical or not depending on how close the angry mob is to gutting them

@remyrichardson8614

Жыл бұрын

I mean I’d expect that

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@disdeg1041

8 ай бұрын

Gutting for what? A videogame😂

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, you can only be so satirical when you hire a guy who named himself Herr Warcrimer to write your dialogue.

Me listening to that speech at the beginning: hums bad to the bone riff on repeat for some reason

Ah, Hatred. It's Postal 1 without the crazy but identifiable motive of the main character, the black comedy, and the psychological horror. Or anything that makes Postal 1 anything but a really boring twin-stick shooter. (I think Postal 2 has vastly improved gameplay aside from being in first person) Edit: The dialogue of the edgetagonist at the end reminds me of something out of Xavier Renegade Angel, holy fuck.

2:30 I legit wanted to see him put the AK in his pocket. I love pockets.

9:08 “This train is going to be a big, iron coffin for all of you!” *Kicks in the door of the dining hall. Doom Guy, Duke Nukem, B.J Blazkowicz, the Quake Ranger, Caleb, Dusk Dude, Lo Wang, Postal Dude and Shelly “Bombshell” Harrison all get up and look at The Antagonist with murderous intent*

@Zulk_RS

3 жыл бұрын

You don't even need all these guys. He'd probably just get blasted instantly by Postal Dude.

@zalshorock

3 жыл бұрын

I know at least 2 of those characters have been on a train. B.J. Blazkowicz and Caleb.

@toakovika

3 жыл бұрын

@@zalshorock the Doom Slayer too.

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

Жыл бұрын

I can imagine not important saying "so you people are probably wondering how I ended up here" in his typical emo voice

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

Жыл бұрын

@@toakovika the dude as well

Ngl, the destruction system in this game is kinda impressive. When I first played it, I didn't expect the buildings and walls to be blown to pieces.

Why does Hatred Guys dialogue always start with "time to____"

@synthesoul

3 жыл бұрын

When your time has come, your time has come

@Christian00W2

3 жыл бұрын

Time to take a huge shit

@vonwolfe1310

3 жыл бұрын

*Walks up to a cliff* Time to-

@Zawmbbeh

3 жыл бұрын

time to le

@goldprime118

3 жыл бұрын

Time to drive under the influence

I like to *((SeArCh)) ((rObLoX)) ((pOrNoGrApHy))* -Civvie. (2019)

@OperatorVanta

5 жыл бұрын

XD that killed my sides

@graysaltine6035

5 жыл бұрын

I was like "wait... what?" Civvie has a good missus.

@Scou1y

5 жыл бұрын

(gONe wRoNg)

@deadshr00m54

5 жыл бұрын

You were one parenthesis away from disaster

@theradicalreviewer6053

5 жыл бұрын

sPongebItch bObface thanks for the sub mate

Big props to the guy who did the Finnish translation for this video. Fantastic work, really creatively done.

@oz_jones

2 жыл бұрын

Särmäherralle lähti vitullinen huutis :D

5:03 DOUBLE SNEED

Hatred: Possessed Hair Edition

16:40 Wait, that’s just an Unreal Engine blueprint on those screens.

@Jorvard

5 жыл бұрын

Good catch!

@TimDownsAnimation

5 жыл бұрын

I was just gonna comment that but checked if anyone else caught it first! xD I mean... to the layman, I guess it does look pretty fancy and science-y? But it also sticks out like a sore thumb. Such a goofy edgy mess.

@IllyasArt

5 жыл бұрын

I was fucking loosing when I saw that

@illyay1337

5 жыл бұрын

@@TimDownsAnimation LOL damnit, I didn't check first and went ahead and made my own comment.

@kloa4219

5 жыл бұрын

Not Important is killing an asset flipper.

The voice actor is actually Tom Clarke-Hill, who voices Karl Fairburne in the Sniper Elite series.

Watching this after watching all of Pro Postal makes me kind of appreciate the character of Postal Dude a bit more. Like, he has no compunction with doing things that are thoroughly terrible, much like dear sweet Antagonist here, but the man himself has the voice of a sexual panther and is calm and...well, personable might be a strong word, but he has a definite charm to him for being a crack-smoking, gun-toting lunatic. This kind of scenario only works when it's not being played absolutely straight; otherwise it's just deeply, deeply boring and obnoxious.

@Rad-Dude63andathird

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, I feel Postal 1 was playing it pretty straight, just with some sprinkles of dark humor. That and well, it was trying to actually have something interesting going on what with making the protagonist suffer from what seems to be schizophrenia and some kind of multiple personality disorder where one half is akin to Not Important but witty and less "humans are scum", rather "murder is pretty fun" and the other is scared shitless and legitimately believes he has no other choice than to do what he's doing to save people from some fictitious madness gas.

@ZorotheGallade

2 жыл бұрын

Plus, at least from Postal 2 on, the world of Postal is completely full of assholes that are about as bad or worse than the Dude, constantly insulting and picking fights with him, or at the very least are so grotesque and debauched they give you a reason to attack them on a platter.

This game offends me. Because shotgun in it sucks balls.

@BDozer666

5 жыл бұрын

Lol what? The shotgun's fine.

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the game just feels like a slog just watching it, the fact that they made the shotgun effectively worthless pisses me off more. I love shotguns and of all weapons, I'd fucking marry the dp-12 (Or was it DB-12, either way the one which is a better double barreled shotgun.)

@Bruiserjoe

5 жыл бұрын

The shotgun is great just stop being ass at the game

@dirpyturtle69

5 жыл бұрын

Bruiserjoe it’s actually not. Having played the game I can confirm that the pistol is better than the shotgun because it can hit the enemy’s that snipe you from off of the screen

@Bruiserjoe

5 жыл бұрын

@@dirpyturtle69 thats not what a shotgun is used for so yes a pistol would be better at that, but when it comes to killing enemys in close range I say the shotgun is much better especially if there is a large group

17:18 Yes, not having meatloaf there ruined it. Yes it did. Thanks copyright.

There's actually a video out that replaces Not Important with the Postal Dude. And and before you ask, yes, they do replace the edge with the Postal Dude's lines. It is glorious to see.

@ArnieMcStranglehold

2 жыл бұрын

adding in a "BUTTSAUCE" here and there would really improve the game i'd think

@velocilevon

2 жыл бұрын

"...it's a good thing I'm a people's person." *Loads up his AK*

@floppydan

2 жыл бұрын

Send the link please

@NiCoNiCoNiCola

Жыл бұрын

"This can't be good for me, but I feel great" *que nuclear explosion*

@christopherwall2121

Жыл бұрын

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola "I'm sure there's no long-term consequences for this!"

If Hatred was a Snes game it would have been called Super Edgelord.

"It's on Unreal so has to have all the effects on ALL THE TIME"!!

Emo dude loves being angry and kittens

I hope Hatred 2 is a first-person dark comedy game where Hatred Guy a.k.a. Mr. Not Important has to perform mundane day-to-day tasks, and the game is only as violent as you are. I think that would be the perfect direction for a sequel to go in. I don't know why, just call it a gut feeling.

@nman551

Жыл бұрын

No

@BurningFishGaming

Жыл бұрын

That can't be good for me but it sounds great!

@Flesh_Wizard

Жыл бұрын

Hatred 2 needs to be a cutesie tea party simulator

@JLT0087

Жыл бұрын

Realistic Hatred 2: Somebody on 16-Chan finds Mr. Not Important's old rants/manifesto and decides to play copycat.

I loved the part in hatred where the main character, Notim Portant, said "I hate you!" and started to hate all over the place.

In the mind of Cancer Mouse.....

@xmm-cf5eg

5 жыл бұрын

_"Heeeeey civvie! wanna talk about the j-"_

@fuzzydunlop7928

4 жыл бұрын

Probably resembles the comments on any video involving 40k

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

Warhammer Fantasy>40K.

"I'm a hack that sucks at Blood." ~Civvie 11 Awww! You shouldn't say things like that Civvie! You're not a hack! You're good at Blood! "I like to search roblox pornography." ~Civvie 11 Strange place to come out about that, but we accept you! "One time I took some drugs and then banged my sister." ~Civvie 11 We didn't even know you had a sister. C4 and nuclear power: Yeah, no, worst case you'll cause a minor event that will be fully cleaned in a week. Those complexes are obsessively designed. Literally by a system that concludes over engineering is not possible. If we built everything with that mindset cars would be illegal because of potential for accident.

@Superschokokeks

5 жыл бұрын

nuclear power plants are in fact very safe. If something goes wrong it most likely happens because of human error and outdated hardware (like chernobyl).

@Innomen

5 жыл бұрын

@@Superschokokeks Indeed, chernobyl was a perfect storm of fuckery.

@Superschokokeks

5 жыл бұрын

@@Innomen Let's ignore safety regulations. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG ?!

@Innomen

5 жыл бұрын

@@Superschokokeks lulz right? Instant permanent nature preserve XD

@mikeb8441

5 жыл бұрын

@@Superschokokeks They literally turned OFF all safety systems. And it didn't have enough of those in the first place.

"You kids might not know this, one time I took some drugs, and then bANged my sister"

@valdish9620

3 жыл бұрын

It's even funnier because, the bit is supposed to be edited like that by Katie.

@1ztype343

3 жыл бұрын

I just found out they're related.. Is Katie tryna tell us something?

@dragonoverlord2010

3 жыл бұрын

@@1ztype343 ...citation needed

@techmouse.

3 жыл бұрын

@@1ztype343 Is it a confession or a fantasy? I'm not sure which is more shocking. Either that or she's trying trying to make him feel as awkward as she felt every time he talked about his diamond hard dick. No matter what, all outcomes point to extreme workplace sexual tension. Make those buttcheeks clap!

@yusukeelric

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's KT shitting on him for giving her more work having to edit the blood and gore out. In postal 3 he made fun of KT and she left in a copyrighted song wich demonetized the video

After the bit about the genocidal death metal band, I got an ad for baby chairs.

"Clint Westwood" Seriously?

@crimsondynamo615

4 жыл бұрын

That’s like a kid trying to make his dad laugh by making a joke out of his favorite western movies

@vonwolfe1310

3 жыл бұрын

Adam East.

@simonsonlyfan8600

3 жыл бұрын

Would you want your name on this game?

Civvie, you'd better get that Captain Claw video out.

@RetroDeathReviews666

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@HQ_Default

5 жыл бұрын

*m a g i c c l a w*

@SpecShadow

5 жыл бұрын

oh yeah and rage and that rope section in the jungle AGAIN Want to play that game again, then get reminded about that section and just drop that idea instantly

@RetroDeathReviews666

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpecShadow That wasn't that bad. The only parts of the game I legit want to break my keyboard on are the caverns, the tiger island or whatever, and the final boss. That final boss was one of the most difficult I have ever faced in my life; took me over a week of playing to FINALLY defeat him.

@SpecShadow

5 жыл бұрын

@@RetroDeathReviews666 I remember these parts, sure they required some (or more) trials and errors and restarts but nothing compares to these ropes, how the hell you deal with that?

I once had a weird dream where somehow instead of killing me on sight, I became friends with Not Important and got him to convince himself life is worth living or something, only for him to get shot by police and die right in front of me I need therapy

@tennisthelegend

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm sure you had that dream, totally

@jollilolli7692

2 жыл бұрын

@@tennisthelegend I actually did but I don’t need to prove anything to you 😆

@alfalldoot6715

Жыл бұрын

This is a more impactful story than Hatred itself

@charliejensen5340

11 ай бұрын

@@tennisthelegend nothing ever happens

@furryfucker420

9 ай бұрын

@@tennisthelegend cause people never have weird dreams

Alternative Title: 50 shades of grey.

Lol the devs used screenshots from the unreal engine visual scripting tool as monitor images in the reactor. The power plant runs on the unreal engine :)

These devs took the words "Grey shooter game" to heart.

@dontsubfortheloveofgod

4 жыл бұрын

I think they said “Gay Shooter Game” but the devs were half deaf

Antagonist voice actor: Same guy from the Sniper Elite games.

I find it funny that the Train Line map and the mention of a nuclear power plant implies this takes place in Putnam/Westchester counties since you can see Peekskill and other MTA north stops

This is fun for me because I'm colorblind and some shades of red and green blind together and look pretty much the same so the editing katie did doesn't effect me at all.

@seronymus

2 жыл бұрын

How many colors am I holding up? 🖐️

10:10 good lord im pretty sure my eyes have cuts across them thanks to that much edge

Blowing up a nuclear power plant does not cause a nuclear explosion. Not in Tschernobyl, not in Fukushima, only in Hatred.

1:56 "My name is not important." "His name is actually The Antagonist, but that's not important." I thought his name was Nodim Portent. So, it's like... Thian Tagonist?

@sinisterwombat3128

Ай бұрын

Siantago Nist?

6:15 There's your answer: It's using the DOOM font because RNG is a core gameplay element

13:18 oh yeah, Unreal Engine special effect. Terrible bloom in UE3, and lens flares in UE4, they never learn to not make a mess on the screen. 18:44 and that's how Afterfall happen. time for Albet Tokaj's boogaloo in the notPiłsudski's bunker of Glory and else

I've watched this a few times, and just noticed the Unreal code in the monitors @ 17:55 when "getting captured" at the end!

Post 9/11, it was pretty normal to have heavy military presence at nuclear facilities. My dad worked at a plant on the east coast, and my bus route would take us right by the entrance, it was weird how normal it was to see the entrance always manned with half a dozen guys from the army all toting guns, and vehicles with mounted weapons on my way to school. Maybe that's why I like Slavjank stuff.

The green blood thing was genius

When you take the Laughter away from Slaughter is just doesn't work. That is why Postal is king. Also #freeKatie

@disdeg1041

8 ай бұрын

I enjoyed it

19:21 Uwe boll moment

Ironic. Hatred is best anti-violence game, better than any child-friendly farm sims, because Hatred made violence extremely boring. “Hey kids, violence shouldn’t be the answer! Because it’s fucking boring as fuck!”