Elon's son changing his name to subway would actually be an upgrade.

@digital_nex2247

11 ай бұрын

nah elon gonna buy subway and rename it to subX

@CarlosFloresP

11 ай бұрын

Lmao

@gerardopadilla2666

11 ай бұрын

@@digital_nex2247 I agree, but "Xway" sounds better IMO, but honestly, who can downgrade himself to know what that man considers as "cool"? He could even try to "sandwich" it in Xs like "XSWX" or something...

@vanessaashford9203

11 ай бұрын

knowing Elon, if this happened he'd have an embarrassing public meltdown on *X* where he baselessly accuses Subway of being pedos like he did to that cave diver who saved those trapped kids in Thailand that he wanted to save with a stupid mini-submarine drone thing

@Thryllos

11 ай бұрын

Xx__SubWay__xX

Literally a subplot in Community

@Gps_olph

11 ай бұрын

could be secret marketing for the movie

@Physers

11 ай бұрын

Fr tho

@Khy._

11 ай бұрын

SUBplot

@linorodriguez3678

11 ай бұрын

Main plot was the space given in the Honda CRV

@kingofcringe3805

11 ай бұрын

And in Inside Job

Subway closed thousands of stores in the past few years, I dont think I'd take that "lifetime" promise too literally.

@vanessaashford9203

11 ай бұрын

it's not even a "lifetime", it's 50k in gift cards

@pikacho0

11 ай бұрын

​@vanessaashford9203 ok but could you realistically eat 50k worth of subway in your life

@tuskactu4820

11 ай бұрын

​@pikacho0 Realistically, Its assuming I even *want* to eat 50k worth of subway

@pnoptic

11 ай бұрын

@@nemluka You're acting like that's not a huge indicator the company isn't doing well. When companies lose money, they audit and restructure.

In a country with so much food insecurity the idea of free sandwiches for life sounds pretty good. Especially with subways being everywhere.

@sawyerbarnes7439

11 ай бұрын

Strait up. This goober has be rich for too long

@bimble_bradberry

11 ай бұрын

12.45 years of subway with one meal a day

@johndellinger8716

11 ай бұрын

You have to remember though that these sorts of 'lifetime' things always come with stipulations, like how the money always stays the same even if the value of the food your paying for doesn't.

@crow2989

11 ай бұрын

@@johndellinger8716that’s a really good point

@baterwottle8808

11 ай бұрын

“In a country with so much food insecurity” are you joking

Imagine changing your name and then all your local subways close down

@circe9165

11 ай бұрын

That's why the prize is only 50k. They know they aren't surviving long.

@jackhomicide6194

11 ай бұрын

Imagine changing your name and that shit showing up on your taxes dawg. You getting audited fs fs.

Best part is McDonald is already a common family name so Subway McDonald is a real possibility

@shem7146

11 ай бұрын

McDonald was already an actual surname even before the fast food

@cuddlelust

11 ай бұрын

@shem7146 what a crazy coincidence huh

@bakielh229

6 ай бұрын

But they want you to change your _first_ name to Subway. E.g Subway Dingleberry, not John Subway...

@cuddlelust

6 ай бұрын

@bakielh229 y... yes. Hence Subway McDonald.

@bakielh229

6 ай бұрын

@@cuddlelust Oooh, I understand what you meant, that would be funny :D

If im ever homeless again, i know what im doing.

@wattwooson6829

11 ай бұрын

What happened the first time

@_ANDRE.

11 ай бұрын

@@wattwooson6829 He fell off

@wattwooson6829

11 ай бұрын

What is the story of you falling back on

@TheBrickWhisperer

11 ай бұрын

@@_ANDRE. why did i read that in the silly pyrocynical voice...

Elon musks kid would have a real word for a name

If you have no friends it’s just an infinite food glitch

Literally from the show Community

Based on food theory, we could survive our whole lives eating at just subway

@Ulrican414

11 ай бұрын

It'll be a miserable life tho.

@vanessaashford9203

11 ай бұрын

I mean Jared Fogle did for a long time, and he turned just gre--- never mind...

@heyryanisonx3141

11 ай бұрын

@vanessaashford9203 are you implying subway turns people into p3d0s

@r011ing_thunder6

11 ай бұрын

​@@BrotherAdam-mm1lzjust leave out the bread

@shem7146

11 ай бұрын

@@r011ing_thunder6the shitty refined carbohydrates are the thing that makes it unhealthy... and also probably the processed meat and questionable veggies

Literally the episode from community lmao

$50,000 divided by $14 (rough average for footlong meal) is 3,571 meals. You could eat Subway once every day for 10 years. I read the conditions, there is nothing stating you can't change your name back as soon as the contest is over.

@TheBarretNL

10 ай бұрын

Good point!

That is exactly from the show Community

Me listening to this while opening up the subway I work at is beautiful

Charlie always seems to tow the line between being smart and only halfway understanding what he is reading It’s made pretty clear that the name change happens AFTER being selected.

@flavoryf566

11 ай бұрын

tbf he is not only reading just the article he zips back to reading chat as well. So he doesn't process it all as well as he could. Granted he is pretty good usually when doing that, but for more things like this or in some cases he does botch it lol. He should really just finish reading the articles, take a minute or two to digest it, then go back to reading and interacting with chat.

@musclegeek1991

11 ай бұрын

@@flavoryf566 I mean he tends to get away with it because he errs in favor of the little guy in most cases (which people generally like) but Charlie has a lot of L takes. He often takes a pretty strong stance on shit he barely understands.

Litterally community got a subway sponsor and the plot is a man changes his name to subway and over time he comes to terms with the problems of being called subway

For a 12 inch it's about $11-12 in KS. If you want a meal it runs about $14 a person. Firehouse or Jersey Mike's are the best chains for a high priced sub. Note: just looked up a basic 12 inch sub is $11.

@connorbennethum8465

11 ай бұрын

Nah man a large is like 2 meals. Eat half and then save the other half for tomorrow. And a large in Michigan is around $12.70 I think

@Koivro

11 ай бұрын

@connorbennethum8465 what I do is get a 12 inch. Eat one half then eat the rest for supper. But still doesn't hit the same as other sub places.

@MDRHokage

11 ай бұрын

That's 3,571 meals (at $14 per meal)

Literally just like the show Community lmao

"You can't go in and get 10 sandwiches!" Well, I really just need the one to not die for a day.

1:22 What if your name is Burger King

I think Charlie underestimates how many people struggle to even buy food in the first place. I would take this deal in a heartbeat and I don’t even like subway. Who cares what my legal name is, not like I’d go by that name anyways. But 50k in gift cards to subway is genuinely life changing for so many people.

@vanessaashford9203

11 ай бұрын

name changes are also not free, though, in fact they involve a lot more in the way of court and filing fees and stuff than you likely would think, meaning they're unlikely to be very accessible to someone who isn't food secure in the first place. Also, I agree with a lot of the other commenters in here, I don't know if I'd put my money on Subway actually being around in the long run to honor the deal (at the very least, there's definitely no guarantee that it'd be available in your area in the future, as they're closing entire franchises a lot lately). It's also not actually free food for life, just $50,000 worth (granted, that probably would be effectively a lifetime's worth for many people). There've been points in my life where I literally could not afford food at all for weeks at a time, and even in those situations, I'd still probably rather go with stuff like church food drives over potentially selling my soul to a failing fast food corporation with who knows what kind of stipulations.

@vanessaashford9203

11 ай бұрын

oh yeah, also, to legally change your name, you have to go before a judge and argue your case for why you're changing it. I think this varies somewhat by state, but many states give the judge the power to veto any name change that they deem "absurd" or otherwise inappropriate, so you could potentially end up going through all that time, money, and tedious effort just to go before a judge who thinks the idea of changing your name to "Subway" is too stupid to let happen (also, you could get a judge who just hates poor people, and takes delight in shitting on your attempts at getting free food basically just because they can argue that "Subway" isn't a legitimate name).

@vanessaashford9203

11 ай бұрын

tbh, I'm reminded of that guy in Alaska about ten years back who was paid by a bunch of porn sites to get their logos and URLs tattooed on his body to act like a living billboard for them (it's really hard to legally advertise porn in the US, so sites tend to get creative). Although he apparently got enough money from it that he didn't need to work for years, it eventually came back to haunt him, because after a while he had almost nowhere left on his body for more tattoos where they'd still be legible, he'd spent all the money he'd earned from the ones he had, and he'd turned himself into a social pariah who literally couldn't find any regular work at that point (a lot of the tattoos were obviously very visible, including face tats, something which in general a lot of jobs will reject you for, but *especially* when they're the names of porn sites), so he was eventually electing to get them removed, but he was back to barely having the money to do so by that point. The moral of the story is, there really is no free lunch, and to be careful what you get yourself into.

@MDRHokage

11 ай бұрын

​@@vanessaashford9203not trying to play devil's advocate, but Subway is offering to cover the legal fees.

@thegaminggecko1212

11 ай бұрын

@@vanessaashford9203 pretty sure they cover the fees for the name change. I just never change it back and it’s nothing but profit.

My dad & I happened to be watching that simpsons episode while eating Arby's & now it's a running joke that whenever we mention Arby's, someone says "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's..."

I watched the Arby's menu tier list video yesterday.

Watching him mention he’ll post a video tomorrow when I watched it yesterday is making my head hurt

@Gmxyz883

11 ай бұрын

Keyword “maybe”

13 years of subway everyday, I think my body would shut down after the first year.

4:19 Lucille : How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars? Michael : You've never been to a supermarket, have you?

@deimos9581

11 ай бұрын

10 dollars for a fucking banana💀

I’m sure Jared is looking for a name change

@bakielh229

6 ай бұрын

Subway Subway?

my favorite Community subplot

This reminded me of the Regular Show episode where Rigby changed his name to Trash Boat bc he thought people would find it cool, except this is at least kinda useful since you at least get free food.

"What if your name sucks" 😂

I used to work with a guy who had "Subway Eat Fresh" tattooed on his hands. He was also covered in tattoos of the Chevy logo.

This is how to cure world hunger

How ironic is it that im inhaling a jersey mikes sub in my car as i watch this video 😂

Bro the cost of changing your name vs the cost of food for life. Easy choice 😂

I should have done this, easy way to save money while bulking, you can always change it back

Arby's crispy chicken wrap is one of the best chicken wraps in all of fast food imo

Honestly, I would do it just to make sure I'd never have to worry about food for myself or friends/family.

Brother, Firehouse subs is the worst insult to sandwiches in history. Literally gagged when I heard that

will name my first born child subway so they never starve, but never know good food (nvm its not a lifetime of subway)

I'd only do that if it was called Domway honestly

The moment I discovered Jersey Mikes I never stepped in a subway again

Lol subway is not $5-$6 anymore yea that shit hurt my soul. Where I live you can’t get a foot long without paying at least $10

Community called it

Community called it im going insane

I can already see the online bullying ruining the persons life and Subway getting blamed for the stunt.

Just finished my footlong Spicy Italian, lol. I would consider doing it for the Community meme, lol.

This reminds me of someone born in a town I used to live in. Her name was Marijuana Pepsi. As the story goes, her parents wanted to name her after their two favorite things. She actually kept her name as an adult and got a doctorate. Dr. Marijuana Pepsi.

Happy birthday charles

Btw if anyones ever in the midwest or east coast, Penn Station Subs is a small chain that blows every other sub shop out of the water, whoever owns the place genuinely cares about quality and it shows. Literal 10/10 every time I've gone there, and I know this is starting to sound like a google review but I've never had a bad experience at a Penn Station. (I recommend the teriyaki chicken sub, its like my favorite food item of all time. Oh yeah and their fries + their lemonade go super well with their subs)

@micha3l7

11 ай бұрын

No way you just dropped this ad here

@Gmxyz883

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@micha3l7bro works there 💀

"hello friends, it is I, mr, subway. Would you like to get subway? i get it free for life." honestly, i'd instantly be friends with this person.

But most fast food isnt just reheated. Its raw and frozen then usually fried

Ouro kronii needs to see this

Literally a throw away citcom gag from over a decade ago.

same kind of deal I see at fun restaurants that have a challenge meal you get for free if you eat all of it, I once saw a deal that said "$50, or you eat a quad stack burger in under a hour and you get it free, plus a t-shirt", if I was homeless id be walking in there every other day with $50 in my pocket, and have a fresh shirt every 2 days

My friend is legitimately trying to do this

change your name to subway, get the 50,000 in coupons, sell the coupons for 10,000, change your name back to original. easy money

I can see a homless person changing your name to subway so they'll never go hungry again. though you can probably name yourself subway, get the gift card, and then change your name back lol.

Theres also a sushi chain in Taiwan that gives you free sushi for life in you change your name to salmon. It got canceled in a month cuz thousands have changed their name.

Imagine taking subway up on this offer and then them going out of business 2 months later

Only time I ever got raw fast food was chicken from Dairy Queen

just change it and keep your old name. its just a document saying your name is subway

Naming my kids Subway

I'd do it if I was homeless

Just change your name to Subway. Get the bag then change it back

Does it have to be your first name or could it be your middle name/last name too

A meal a day for 10 years

I worked for subway for so long and they have the worst ideas for promotions, the food is mid anyway

Think about it charlie if you do this it'll be the moist subway show. Moist bread.

Subway Johnson Jr. III

if you got one spicy italian sandwich and a drink everyday at subway it would last you 17 years and some change.

'COULD' NEVER TRUST COULD.

I think the logic behind this is that anyone who eats $50k of subway will probably die

People will get bored after just one month. Just like Jenkins said "even Paradise gets boring after a while"

Mr. Subway McDonald sounds cool ngl

I see people didn't watch later seasons of Community

uh if they guarantee it, i might as well

Do this then go on the biggest crime spree ever seen lol

idk what is going on with florida's burgerkings but they have clearly angered charlie on a deep spiritual level

I mean, how many times are people looking at your ID? You can just change it and never tell anyone in your life about it, only people that would know are the select few who look at your legal documents with your name on it

If you bought a $6 sandwich everyday the 50k would last just under 23 years.

50k in food is not less than Monopoly money

What's to stop someone from just changing their name back right after winning?

Are you not allowed to change your name back immediately after getting the gift card or...?

Didn’t he already look at this?

did kojima predict this on death stranding?

Does it count with middle names?

5:11 You mean Jimmy Johns was the creator of the Turkey Tom content creator? That's crazy.

The problem with raw chicken is a very common bacteria Salmonella that basically most chickens have and it's unavoidable. It doesn't hurt the chicken at all and actually helps it - humans also have hundreds of bacterias that live in symbiosis with us and even help with digestion and immune system. The problem is when Salmonella gets inside of you - it doesn't have a symbiosis with your body, unlike the chicken. So you can get very sick and even die. If it is diagnosed fast, though, you will be fine, because it responds well to treatment. It's just if you leave it for long enough before contacting a doctor - it really does a number on you. And we are talking days, not weeks, so thewindow is pretty small and lots of people misd it, because you don't immediately go to a hospital if you throw up, so people treat it like food poisoning, hoping it will pass. Now, the odds of getting sick are not 100%. A lot of paultry is treated with antibiotics, and washed. The bacteria only lives in the digestive tract of the bird, so proper butchering techniques helps a lot with keeping the meat clean. The risk is still non-zero, but there are many chicken breasts and thighs that don't have anything on them (and lots that do). So we kind of accepted that all of it should be treated as if contaminated. The risk is also lower inside the muscle, so if the outside is cooked but the middle is raw - the chance is smaller. But still substantial, so never eat it! You don't want literal bloody diarrhea! Charlie ate a piece of chicken breast, that is pretty far from internals so harder to contaminate. It was also likely marinated and cooked on the inside. All of that reduces the risk. The japanese for their sushimy just take extra care not to contaminate and also sterilize the meat. And you still get people who get sick every year! So yeah. If you suspect you have eaten raw chicken, and especially if you start getting food poisoning symptomes - better go and get tested. 😮 But don't panic - there's nothing immediately life-threatening, you have time to do ot calmly.

God damn leaving Florida i miss tf outta Jimmy John's 😂

You can guarantee someone will do this, if in doubt think back to the woman who tattooed an online casino name on her forehead.

all nb people are mischievously rubbing their hands right now

Subway is legit good in my area, outside america.

id change my last name, not first. nick subway sounds awesome

What if they go out of business like they're going to?

You literally choose your own toppings and pretty much nothing is even cooked by them... I have no clue how people dont like subway

@eleven9286

11 ай бұрын

The bread and ingedients they use taste markedly worse and artificial as opposed to subs Ive had from local shops.. just my 2 cents

@-Mintyy

11 ай бұрын

Yea man go try jimmy johns and you’ll instantly see the difference between cheap meats and bread.

@nickguzman1734

11 ай бұрын

​@@-Mintyyhardly comparable. I pay 7 dollars for a 12 in spicy Italian with everything on it at subway, while an 8 in Vito at Jimmy Johns is nearly double the price at 12. Comparing Subway to sandwiches double the price like Jersey mikes or JJ and then complaining is silly

@nickguzman1734

11 ай бұрын

​@@eleven9286you can compare anything to local shops and they local shops will be better

@williamsmitherson2170

11 ай бұрын

It's more the ingredients and freshness of them. Subway breads has so much sugar in it that in Irelan they no longer classify it as bread but as cake. All the ingredients they use are cheap and often very old. Anyone with half decent cooking skills could make a subway at home that's a lot healthier, tastier and cheaper. That's not talking about all the health problems relating to the meat they use or their horrible publicity. Jared from subway was probably the worst marketing decision ever, all the money they spent on him just gave a pedo power, he also used all the money subway had paid him on his legal fees so in a way they're supporting a paedophile. There's also the fact the chicken in subway apparently has more soy in it than chicken. They also used to put azodicarbonamide in the sandwich, a chemical used to make yoga mats. Hope that clears up why subway is so terrible

U get 7 years of sandwiches lmao

Imagine if they announced the winners and announced chapter 13 bankruptcy immediately after

If I was homeless I would absolutely enter this

Great, now I have a lifetime of mid to low quality sandwiches. Yahoo!