"I called him bitch, and then I told him I was him" ded

@unknown_apostate

Жыл бұрын

*"The things didnt go well"* (c)

4:30 "GooOOOoooldmeeeen! Give me some good news!" *co-worker does a forward flip over head* This is exactly what high-end corporate meetings are like.

@Vysard

6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that!

@conrad5968

6 жыл бұрын

that was so fucking funny omfg

@minnabaru341

5 жыл бұрын

Guy on phone: you co-worker: joke also co-worker: joke flying over your head

@TheBarber5550

4 жыл бұрын

Well, when you can afford cocaine....

@tylerself9198

4 жыл бұрын

Corporation with positive rewards, Sound really nice. :-)

2:10 just imagine being on the other end of that phone and just hearing "oh, hey, here they are.sorry we gotta hang up." *gunshots and muffled screaming*

"What's our mission statement?" *Loads gun.*

@leonkelly6572

3 жыл бұрын

What's our Mission statement Cocks gun "to war " lol

Criken getting catfished was one of the greatest moments of this stream.

@zonday76

6 жыл бұрын

Catfished? I don't watch his stream but could you tell me what went down?

@TheWolfanderson

6 жыл бұрын

i think he mean't when he got killed by his internet girlfriend.

@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow

6 жыл бұрын

SerRompalot .

@Mob720

6 жыл бұрын

milfwo Kreygasm

@rxdactedx

6 жыл бұрын

SerRompalot “shh shut the door”

Father Goldmen's slow scuttle out of the diner while dodging bullets is the best fucking part

@JS-cq7ut

6 жыл бұрын

11:14 if anyone was wondering

@Pat4ever.

11 ай бұрын

*_WHATS GOIN ONNNNN_*

Criken, Criken's Dad, and Tomato as Goldmen and Sons is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

@TheMikkius

6 жыл бұрын

MrLawlman is amazing as Mr Goldmen

@Anianianime66

6 жыл бұрын

criken is my favorite mafia movie protagonist.

@landrylongacre6391

4 жыл бұрын

Dirty Vik wait was his dad actually playing?

@ElRicardoMan

4 жыл бұрын

They’re all in Tomato’s world. Btw, his delivery at 12:35 is great. “No...!”

Reservoir Dogs (1992, Dir. Quentin Tarantino)

why is buck not playing this im 80% certain that he was genetically designed to play this game

@IsraelStorey

6 жыл бұрын

I think he was sleeping and only just joined right at the end of the stream.

@koolrabbit100

6 жыл бұрын

He appeared during the stream on chat asking to join but they would've had to have remade the whole server and it would've made the teams unbalanced since they had a good system with a 3v3v3 so they just ended up not bothering.

@xavierhorn9825

6 жыл бұрын

Your calculations are wrong, only 40% is dedicated to this game. About 50% is dedicated to SCP: Secret Laboratory, and the remaining 70% of that game is used for the Elevator Doorman. The remaining 10% is used for everything else

@arnogoossens6167

6 жыл бұрын

i thought buck was lawlman?

@punished7030

5 жыл бұрын

so we can have funni screem?

"I called him a bitch then told him I was him" actually killed me

9:22 "You've killed a family!" "WE GOT THE MONEYY!!"

this game is fucking great

Def need more of this game.

Loving the more recent videos, they're the perfect blend of old and new Criken

@Alastor255

6 жыл бұрын

why is that?

@anttitheinternetguy3213

6 жыл бұрын

Hattyee i agree!

3:31 - 3:56 is fucking fantastic

@Gannoh

6 жыл бұрын

Casualties is fucking awesome

@Liam40000

6 жыл бұрын

That is Charliewinsmore on the phone.

@mawllly

6 жыл бұрын

Charliewinsmore is pretty hilarious.

@Gannoh

6 жыл бұрын

That was Charlie? Damn I thought it was Casualties, he was on their team and all.

@Celatrec

6 жыл бұрын

2:10 to 2:20 was as well

Charlie's negotiating skills are top-notch.

parle vou french fries!

@pickerooni6247

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Zutu

@fella6969

6 жыл бұрын

Howdy Connor

@lovelywii

6 жыл бұрын

Parlez-vous*

@lekaiev

6 жыл бұрын

Oui oui

@twoshoes7757

6 жыл бұрын

Zuthar13 double Conners or Connors

Can we just have Summer Love play at the end of every Criken video?

@thomasdanforth766

6 жыл бұрын

or any song from *LISA* for that matter

@antond12312

6 жыл бұрын

Summer love*

@thomasdanforth766

6 жыл бұрын

those are both songs included in the OST.

@kewlkatzklub982

6 жыл бұрын

And both are equally amazing.

@spanishnameisjesus

6 жыл бұрын

Gimme that 666 kill chop deluxe, Shayne.

The pure chaos at 11:05 is golden

@zo6748

6 жыл бұрын

Looked straight out of a 70's action flick. Dinner shoot-out.

@ryanskinner6792

6 жыл бұрын

"Oh fukin' 'ell!"

@TheBarber5550

4 жыл бұрын

When Goldman was like "Oh Ho Ho, fucking hell. What's Going Onnnn?!?!?!" and then he ran out of the building with bullets still flying.

*we had to kill my son, hope you don't mind*

"You've killed a family"

@Roanan.

4 жыл бұрын

"WE GOT THE MONEY!!!"

Watching frightened kiwo get gunned down in the middle of the street was disturbing

"GOOOOOOOOOOLDMEEEEEEEEN Gimmie some good news!" *_A Monstotan proceeds to flip over the phoneman._*

Casualties is still alive?

"wait wait wait wait, im unarmed" *Gunfire immediatley ensues*

"wanna see me drift?" *RUINS ENTIRE DEAL*

Last video you made of this game was hilarious I bet this ones even better

Easily my favourite criken series of recent

“I’m unarmed!” *M-16 on back*

lewd kiwo

@jackwinnett7798

6 жыл бұрын

Luis Flores 10/10

11:00 is probably simultaneously one of the dumbest yet most intense gunfights I have ever seen. That was just a piece of art.

law as Goldman is easily the best character.

There's something fittingly soothing about Summer Love playing after the crash. It was like an actual LISA scene. I loved it, give them the award for best supporting actor.

BOB MOSOTA WILL LIVE FOREVER

Omg I thought this game is ded but its still developed omg so many memories

These videos somehow get better on every watch, its not like theres new details to discover every rewatch, its just fkn gut busting all the way thru lol

Bonus points for having summer love play at the end

When you watch criken for more tomato gaming content

I don’t have life insurance, and i got 2 kids

We are here to inquire about the Goldman Vacuum devices- AAAAH!!!

I just found your channel and I gotta say you make me laugh till I can't breathe :D

So glad your playing with casualties

The diner shootout was my favorite part of this movie

*call from Kiwo:* "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?"

I watched that stream recording, Waddy is a fucking force of nature

I like how Kiwo was laying there not even doing anything and Lawlman just unloaded on her

These are so much fun, Daddy Goldman is awesome

Got to play with Bed and Buck earlier in the week on this game and it was amazing, good video as alweys Criken

@Caffeinated-DaVinci

6 жыл бұрын

"Play" with Bed? You mean to tell me he actually played a game instead of just getting everybody in the server to be his actors and completely ignore the actual objectives?

@punished7030

5 жыл бұрын

@@Caffeinated-DaVinci It's called having fun boyo

"Whats our team identity, whats our mission statement?" * pulls out gun*

3:46 Casualties got them negotiating moves

I love that you used the song ,Lisa the joyful, song at the end

CASUALTIES!!! YOU'RE FINALLY BACK!!!

God I love to see you guys play this :)

Ive heard this disk is worth 100 dollars

I’ve been waiting for u and Charlie to play together forever

these are the funniest shootouts I've ever seen holy shit Criken your friends are to funny

Love this game, would love to see more

Lawlman+Tomato = Best Duo

Oh snap. That Lisa The Painful song at the end was great~

You are the best Roleplaying youtuber i have ever seeeeen

Summer love in the outro... you sir, have good taste in games and music.

Hilarious video. Reminds me of the golden days of Sub Rosa, back when the game first came out; those first few versions of 0.04, 0.05 and 0.06 (not sure which was the one that added new content) were magical! It was such a fun and unique experience back then... Didn't quite like where the game was going afterwards, nor the Dev's attitude. However, watching this now, it seems to be pretty good and similar to those original alpha versions!

“Here you should have this then!” *drops it on the floor*

God I fucking love seeing the ABF lads back...

I still can’t believe you actually shot the guy in the last video, classic!

lawlman playing goldmen is the fucking best

I laughed SO hard it stuck on my brain

I would actually pay to watch criken and friends play this. This is actually amazing

5:00-5:08 is one of my favs. “WHOA” Hahahaha

Lmao the best part of the stream was the betrayal

This is some high quality Criken

Crikboy posting soo much content I love it

7:33 "Cant have two dads son" Well, guess we just throw the LGBT stuff out, Goldmen have laid the law down

@higgsbosontesticle

Жыл бұрын

Based. Any person with two "dads" will have a troubled upbringing. It does not work. LGBT propaganda is a dangerous plague that must be erased

I love how she is just harmlessly sitting in the diner and he guns her down

This is some of crikens funniest content i have seen in a while

That ending made me jump lol

Charliewinsmore, zuthar13 and criken playing together what a time to be alive.

the pink dude's yelling is fantastic

This game has come a long way. I still remember when the guys from ABadFeeling played it and all the character models were like weird Minecraft men.

I love Kiwo's voice far too much

Sub rosa is just the funniest games I have ever seen

Hey Criken you should play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.

@servanious7796

6 жыл бұрын

Brit'N'Birb Their mere mortal minds could not comprehend such a complex game.

@imperialguardsman521

6 жыл бұрын

They would lose to my op pls nerf powers.

@DovahPoot

6 жыл бұрын

But then they would just be playing a children's card game

@user-gu7yo5yn9g

4 жыл бұрын

@@DovahPoot wind up cat ftw

@DovahPoot

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-gu7yo5yn9g Coming in clutch with the final hit

The car at the start sounds like a dubstep build up when he says "I hired myself"

I love all the betrayal in this game

This game makes me laugh so hard I dont know why.

Zyke was killing it in this video haha

YES CRIKEN FINALLY HAS ANSWER OUR PRAYERS AND BROUGHT BACK SOME ABF.

The White Disk moment made me cry

Love the LISA soundtrack at the end!

Love the lisa outro!

This video was a riot!

This is art.

I love this!

I want to see more excuses to include the soundtrack from Lisa in these videos, may even be enough to convince Criken to play the game.

"I called him bitch and then told him I was him."

a TOTALLY good family business!

2:05 😂 oh this is them here...car doesn’t stop

This is my favorite game.

8:18 Cougar Kiwo hitting on the younger boys again

this is soo good