“Don’t you build apps in 2 hours in hackathons” I died 😂😂😂😂

@nicholascarson5509

3 жыл бұрын

"It take two days!" "Take your time then, have it done by tomorrow"

@s.aadhithiyan9022

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholascarson5509 say yes😂😂😂

@sufiyaanabdullah917

2 жыл бұрын

@@s.aadhithiyan9022 yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:35 birth of CHINTU:THE LEGENDARY PROGRAMMER

@sadmanabedin1203

3 жыл бұрын

Whitehat junior got their brand ambassador

@mithjain7861

2 жыл бұрын

new sundar pichaii but he is also the owner of apple alog with Microsoft ,google etc.

I can't believe how this guy is developing pothole aggregator without knowing how to use the debugger.

@FreePoint2Shop

5 жыл бұрын

@Muhammad Aqib it's a joke you doofus. How does that go over your head?? holy shit

@kevinurielfonseca

5 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure that scene was sarcastic he probably did what she told him to do way before she arrived to him. The expreasion on his face was more of a "don't you tell me?"

@vivekkaushik9508

5 жыл бұрын

lmao, poor scripting by dev team.

@guyvermutronics4582

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. Doesn't technically fill in the details......joke😂😂😂

@suhaibek6367

4 жыл бұрын

you didnt get the joke at the end.

I watched the video, now I am reading comments with an Indian accent.

@harrapanman621

5 жыл бұрын

Gand marle

@blank_2067

5 жыл бұрын

Mohit Bhatt tu toh hamesha Maratha hai na

@11itech11

5 жыл бұрын

😀

@vivekkaushik9508

5 жыл бұрын

Just don't nod your head

@knight_lisle872

5 жыл бұрын

i read your comment and now i am reading comments with an Indian accent.

"Quality customers *wait* for quality services" 🤣

@abhayagarwal5097

3 жыл бұрын

Yup that had me dying 😂

2:36 "I can't find a bug" "How about you use a debugger?" *dies while face palming*

@MK-jq5mc

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@OneAndOnlyMe

3 жыл бұрын

Why is that a facepalm? If your code is doing you didn't expect (a bug) then why would you not use the debugger to trace through the code?

@rancio3354

3 жыл бұрын

MeTube thats the first thing you do if he is a programmer he should know that like water is wet

@OneAndOnlyMe

3 жыл бұрын

@@rancio3354 It could also be that in this scene he is a junior programmer and she is the senior mentor.

@Kokil92341

3 жыл бұрын

Wahi to bhai he knows about pothole aggregator but cant debug 🤣🤣🤣

I am working as software engineer tech lead in a US based MNC. Trust me , it's the harsh truth 'SAY YES'

@abhishekkumar-hn2hc

4 жыл бұрын

Per bhai Sahi Tu Kaha usne ki software engineers Lakhon Mein chhapte Hain..

@markarca6360

4 жыл бұрын

Videshi???

@amitbhattacharya356

3 жыл бұрын

@@abhishekkumar-hn2hc Mid-level/Senior-level to Lakhon mein hi chhapte hain.

@davideareias7876

3 жыл бұрын

just say no if they dont respect you, you leave, easy

@darylfoster6133

3 жыл бұрын

@@davideareias7876 If they're using Agile, that should never happen. The scrum team will decide how long the project takes.

"If the client wants more buttons, give it to them - they aren't coming off your shirt" 😂

Really?! "Sasha pls fix microwave, you are computer guy after all!" isn't only a Russian thing? I actually thought it is some sort of out local meme. You have opened my eyes guys!

@anshuman_eek

3 жыл бұрын

Oh heck no, it's sooo much memed about in India too.... "Hey you're an engineer na, fix my television please" Lol

Guys quick advice: DOn't be just a programmer. Think before taking action drawn your plan to solve the problem, communicate with others for tips and advice, don't ask for user input before finishing the whole project, google is your friend, optimize the code don't create crazy variables or useless ones there always a better way, don't repeat cycles create more functions use commentaries. sry for English hope it helps you out this.

SAY YES Project managers in a nutshell

@mominuber

6 жыл бұрын

What's your name ?

@tidtechnologyindepth6337

3 жыл бұрын

@@mominuber wom

@AirsoftSouthAfricaShow

3 жыл бұрын

$statement = true;

@voidman6419

3 жыл бұрын

says no

@squ34ky

3 жыл бұрын

_If you only want to hear one answer, why bother wasting my time and yours by asking me?_

I am pretty sure these actors dont know what they are talking about 😭

@avikgoon3812

5 жыл бұрын

lol...so true :D

@BishtBro

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@bhargavaramudu3242

5 жыл бұрын

yeah dude it's damn true. I am a hardcore web developer for the last 6years.

@nainabahadur4812

5 жыл бұрын

Because they are actors

@JustMe-wm9zg

5 жыл бұрын

Is it worst than this?

I’m about to start freshmen as a software engineer and have been watching a tonne of these videos. The gist of what I got was: stack overflow, github, people stereotyping IT, people stereotyping engineer, and a lot of me time. But also, I’m a huge introvert that prefers staying cooped up in a room for days so that lifestyle sounds pretty good.

@souvikbera4257

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like me ....though..

@TheD2D21

3 жыл бұрын

Me too... sniff, sniff. :D

@theoldsaga4629

3 жыл бұрын

Same pinch

@saikumarpatangay2900

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@someguyfromanotherplanet5284

2 жыл бұрын

Until you ask your first question on stackoverflow and get downvoted by a clueless moron. Software dev isn't easy because there are too many stupid elitists and gatekeepers, I honestly wish I went into some other shit that doesn't require me asking morons questions.

Ctrl C, Ctrl V.... True Story😂😂😂

@cst256

6 жыл бұрын

More like git clone

@shubhamadtp

6 жыл бұрын

lol thats true

@TheD2D21

3 жыл бұрын

You don't say....

its just crazy how many computer engineering jobs are out there !! however its sad to see the poor quality of computer education in recent days in many tier 1 and tier 2 colleges. all people care about is getting placement , when it comes to creativity and coding , i have seen first hand that people hardly know anything

@ryukshinigami5106

5 жыл бұрын

dont worry only those who love what they do will survive and enjoy

@unknownentity2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryukshinigami5106 like you did in deathnote?

@techmedia1360

3 жыл бұрын

Creativity in programming comes from the developer. If they are passionate and have time to write their own code on projects they actually want to do then they will implement their own unique touch on anything they write (although it can be bad sometimes)

@johnpatrick7699

3 жыл бұрын

what's this placement? is this an indian thing

@0x6e95

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnpatrick7699 Placement means the institution provides job opportunities to students nearing completion of their studies. It's basically a program conducted by colleges and universities here to place their students in companies looking to recruit fresh grads.

I hear this all the time as a mechanical engineer.

1:34 rise of CHINTU (Wolf Gupta)

1:05 - Network engineer: "Am I a joke to you?"

@whakjob

3 жыл бұрын

Network engineers united.

sudo say yes 😂😂

@harshtiwari9588

5 жыл бұрын

Damn!!!

@markarca6360

4 жыл бұрын

Enter password for root:

@KISHORENEDUMARAN

3 жыл бұрын

alias sudo sayyes

@ParamSiddharth

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it be just "sudo yes"? 😂 Infinite 'yes's.

@nishansingh77

3 жыл бұрын

Arey bhamiya😂😂

*1:38** Every parent of White Hat Jr Students* 😂😂😂

Bro the boss had me dying lol. Say yes...those startups are brutal but it makes you battle hardened.

"Are you gay?" "Sir i am n.." "SAY YES"

@dhareshm6189

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nkristianschmidt

3 жыл бұрын

Captain Stransky

@og_gaming2323

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@privacyhelp

3 жыл бұрын

Did you perform the natural obligation?

My college professor told us that if a C++ class is giving major errors and leaks and such, it's faster to just start over rather than fix that monstrosity.

@harminder_kaur

3 жыл бұрын

Doing that in production code is not possible so learning how to debug is important.

@ArtStoneUS

2 жыл бұрын

You have an amazingly accurate crystal ball. How many of those workers would have been killed driving their cars home?

The clueless, overpromising manager telling you to just say "yes" is the prototypical manager from any WITCH company - source: I worked into one myself, all the same 😞

My YT and Google New feed is gonna be filled with Indian content after watching this. Totally worth it! 😅 SAY YES!!!!

*Random meeting invite with your director and PM* Manager: They’ll have it done yesterday Me: Wait, wha-?

I have a friend how is a software engineer. Whenever he makes the slightest mistake I say something along the lines of “come on software engineer” and he hates it so much

Best ad for a hackathon ever, love it guys

As a software developer, I approve this video 👍🏻

1:33 is my favorite part lol That sound when he moves the iPad away from his face

@jonassx100

6 жыл бұрын

happened to me once

@jmsanchez5631

5 жыл бұрын

so annoying to tutor spoiled 9 year olds brats. A nightmare indeed

that part when the driver told him something and then said you are an engineer was the most realistic part ahaha

@2:39 harshad mehta would be proud of her skills

2:39 - So, turn on the profiler and go to debugger..... !!! Waah!!! Waah!!! yah toh usko pata h ni tha 😂😂

@namanchauhan4916

5 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂😂

@Batman-wf1co

3 жыл бұрын

chutiye log hai !

@abhinavsharma2179

3 жыл бұрын

Well he acted like he didn't know So

May the blessings of Stack Overflow be with you!

"lets forget about change" "sure, after you forget about the fare"

Relatives: can you fix my email, and help me with my facebook, and i think my laptop has a virus, and... Me, at the airport: A ticket to Antarctica please.

The way he says "Control C", "Control V" speaks to me on another level.

Did she really answered "how to find memory leak" issue or just told the way to debugging profiler? :-)

Going onsite is every parents dream and they'll never get tired of asking you when you can go onsite. That was the number one clip!! So relatable😂

@tapas1505

2 жыл бұрын

IT COOLIE 😆

I watched this a long time ago, didn't relate to it back then but i do now.

The first thing mentioned in the video happens to me in my home. I am an ECE student my parents think that i should be capable of repairing every part of refrigerator and washing machines. But actually not all the parts.

That hairflip at 2:33 killed me. This vid is sooo funny

Very well put together video. Excellent 😀

Damn good bro... Love this

MAKE THIS A FULL LENGTH SHOW

1:43 look at his expression

When people ask me to fix their stuff, I say "sounds fun, I can give it a try, but just so you know, I know next to nothing about this stuff so don't be upset if I break even more by accident".

The greatest skill a software engineer can acquire is know how to manage upwardly. My manager always tries to get me to say "yes". I always make him accountable for the delivery to his manager.

As Motion graphic designer, the conversation about just be a start up is similar to everyone told me to be a freelancer. Dude, I’m not that ambitious.

if you know the times the traffic lights switch, it is _possible_ to plan a route that 1) avoids traffic lights (that are possible to be avoided, obviously...) 2) has a higher probability of hitting all green lights.

I have seen this video over then 50 times,say yes 🤣😂😂

It’s been 15 years I left India, was in software, looks like there are many things which are still part of the culture e.g, mom asking to coach a kid, 2 hour to finish job, lead developer, was one who knew everything. Ended up doing everything and my mental system suddenly broke and decided to leave everything I was doing and do something else. I am still into tech, but so everything on my own terms as a freelancer. That culture shown in the video is toxic, I do have a offshore team in India now but they are bunch of responsible go getters and I strictly have my own culture that does not encourage any of the above.

Most of these are correct, about last week our HR called my that my activity on the tracker is low, I said I have to wait for the program to load and check if there's any error or debugging

@dewanata_armoon

3 жыл бұрын

HR ask : Why the performance of your team is being slow. The dev : Sir, we are human not 16 core cpu... With ssd.

@sokoyaadedolapo5321

3 жыл бұрын

@@dewanata_armoon maybe I will use that next time thanks bro

@roadnottaken2780

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha ha...

02:50 Wait she was Anjali Barot from Scam 1992? I love her acting ❤️

@harshgupta4234

3 жыл бұрын

yes, I just seen the cast

That frontend wala incident has happened with me multiple times. Dope observation.

"Aur buttons de do na. Tumhari shirt say thori ja ra hai!" *DEAD* :D : D: D!!! -Max

1:03 - LODU LALIT 🔥

How nice to see Will (Inbetweeners) again, it's been a while since I last seen him

"So turn on the profiler and see which method is making the most object allocation", and DONE. Like life is just so kind XD

@humansofbihar871

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

That was hilarious! Cheers!

1:34 Is too fucking relatable. Jesus.......

We software engineers are like IT Mazdoor

Idk how it is recommended on my home page after so many years 😆

100% accurate. Not a comedy, it’s a reality show 👊😎

Dude. This is so fucking true. I was laughing from start to End. And the Client Deadline, Fuck yes.

Every single IT professional of Indian heritage I've worked with has been exceptional. Your nation produces incredible talents.

Fully relatable especially that startup wala part. Damn u all meko startup nhi kholni nahi per paudhey bechney hai

Lalit ,harshad's wife and swami ji (scam 1992) all in one video

1:40 chintoo spotted 😂😂

2:18 he is in slice new ad 2020 or not just guessing and that packet in his hand was Lay's 😂😂

1:34 Best Roast For White Hat JR

SAY YES.....best line ever

Yaade taza ho gayi when "ye tumhari tarha programmer ban°na chahta hai";

Instead of saying 'Yes' better give a message like 'Good bye, call me when you have a reasonable idea. In the mean time I have to work on a side job.' or 'I may have time 3 months from now unless some other project is put on hold.' or 'I assume you have already written a clear specification with exactly what you need.' or 'Sounds like a good job for our new hire.'

@richardbloemenkamp8532

3 жыл бұрын

@Yomangamer Don't overestimate the power of your manager. He/she likely needs you more then you need him/her. Of course if depends on the negotiating power on both sides which depends critically on offer and demand. Your value on the market is more important than kissing your managers behind.

Those were the days.. Normal Hackathons! Long time

2:03 *silicon valley binge karte hai Lmao these are good

I cant do any thing..for 10k salary i need to work like 8hrs for day, which is not sufficent and (i cant skip the work for 1 day too and dont have any holidays ever this is big turndown in evry job)...iam a person who has very less patience n always think abt dreams, i have enough money n want to become bulder but dont know wer to start but my parients ask me to work in company for 2yrs for experence but i cant even work for 2 months..now i understood doing job is not earning money but listining to rules and signing to agreement with company..

You know your front-end framework is messed up when adding more buttons slows your app to a crawl... Ugh. :/

@mjbe

3 жыл бұрын

As a UX fan... So much this.

still better than ads like White Hat Junior!!

after watching wrong number(web series) ..........couldnt stop myself to watch Ruchi's another video

I need you to make Facebook for pets...SAY YES!

just remove github and stack overflow bang there are no more software engineer left

@subspacesausage5918

3 жыл бұрын

POV your boss blacklists github and so ”no cheating”

Wht about Front-end ..? "Yeh sikhlega say yes"🤐😂😂

So that Sequoia guys can enough app ideas and find out the next big thing...hahah

Beta remote sahi kar de?? It should beta remote me thode or features dal de 😊

I feel like this is more about indian culture than software development

that evil manger nails his role.

@2:30 "i can't find memory leak on this page" ha ha ha ha ha

Mothers always ask you to fix things it doesn't matter what. Plumbing and electrical and construction work. Also the pet facebook is good idea , I saw video of someone made good money with this idea.

1:42!!! Did I just see chintu from whitehat jr?!

Cont+c Cont+v Mein to Chintu bhi application bana lega Engineer ki kya jarurat hai 😂😂

I didn't expect this lifestyle of being software engineer

I'm pretty sure I have had this exact conversation with somebody before. 1:15

class Sleep { boolean b=true; } Class Main_yeah { public static void main(String[] args) { Sleep c = new Sleep(); if(c.b) System.out.println("not a comp/IT engineer); else System.out.println("Comp/IT engineer confirmed"); } } Enjoy :)

I get this all the time, mention the word Electronics Engineer and people automatically assume I can fix their TV.

Customer ko aur buttons chahiye tou just de do. Don't worry about performance or other issues. Most customers will not appreciate a programmer for building robust code that takes care of any future issues. Just build it quick and deliver, and get paid for it. Then sell a support contract to the customer for any future issues. There will definitely be a lot of issues when the customer requirements are so shoddy.

Anjali looked a lot younger.. then I checked the upload date... I got my answer

@AmuthanVethanayagam

3 жыл бұрын

Her name is Anjali?

Mere Sachin ko v tuitions de do. App sep bana lega :)

Wow. This video is so funny but true. Lol. That's for the good morning laughter.

My mom think because I did Electrical and Computer Engineering , I suppose to know how to fix the fridge.