I’m wit you Swooz, I’m THAT friend. I’m 33 and I’ve never been to a strip club, never had the desire to go, and don’t want to go…

@Panicky

3 ай бұрын

Nice

@stuart4341

3 ай бұрын

In most european countries especially eastern european ones they're all run by mafias, they lie to you on the street say its a great bar and offer free drinks/discounted drinnks and when you enter they charge you hundreds of thousands for crap drinks and drug you.

@user-jz7gw7vc3f

3 ай бұрын

EGG

@alexgomez6723

3 ай бұрын

I would, but now that I’ve just barely entered my 30s, I don’t feel it would hit the same as it would have at one point.

@_makeitreal_

2 ай бұрын

@@user-jz7gw7vc3f what

Swoozie is like that friend you never hear from or see but when you do it’s the best

@kingzistoxel3970

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@WayCzennie127

Жыл бұрын

Facts! 😍😊😊😍

@swoozie

Жыл бұрын

AND I pay for our meal afterward ;)

@warbringa7246

Жыл бұрын

this’ll be the most liked comment on this video 😂😂

@NinetyOne999

Жыл бұрын

Dang right swooz

"Popping bottles with Zero models" and "Im Gucci snakes" along with "brathors" are my favorite lines 😂😂😂❤️❤️

@corpseatl68

Жыл бұрын

Why is this pinned?

@Ralseiobsessed

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@KommonSenze.

Жыл бұрын

Those dolphin censors are hilarious tho.

@thehollowseance

Жыл бұрын

I started saying Gucci snakes now all the time because of swoozie

@Creppycookies

Жыл бұрын

@@thehollowseance That's gonna be me too lol

Your story telling skills are beyond amazing, shortest 4 mins of my entire life

@alexcovarrubia9604

Жыл бұрын

That's a good story thanks swoozie I needed that since I was starting to feel uncomfortable and down

@devonoknabo2582

Жыл бұрын

in my opinion this is the best story he has told on his channel.

@timothypasket5598

Жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@mrd9699

Жыл бұрын

I guess relationship advise is his thing but idk this all coming from a V squad beta? I guess that's his "niche" the whole "I'm a nice guy scared of pussssy but loves women can be a lil immature and sometimes I twork my azz like I have a pussssy, in my azz. I'm just a great guy even though I have a Peterpan syndrome u know I just love the babes" ....forgot what I was saying 😂

@SolomonWyt

Жыл бұрын

@@timothypasket5598 indeed

We gotta take a moment to appreciate the animation and scoring/sound usage in this video. Swoozie, you really did the dang thing, man

@swoozie

Жыл бұрын

Just trying to be like u when I grow up!

@shaukahodan2373

Жыл бұрын

It's surprising just how much quick thinking and Oscar-worthy acting can get you out of a sticky situation! Keep up the good work Swoozie!

@jenathica8769

Жыл бұрын

@@swoozie u went crazy with the team for animation

Very admirable that Swoozie just walked away from a situation he was uncomfortable with but still respected his friends’ choice in the process.

@MrAce2000

Жыл бұрын

If you're a real homie and if you see your friends fighting you SUPPOSE go help not watch 🤦🏾‍♂️.wtf the world is full of cowards.

@40k0ff7

Жыл бұрын

@@MrAce2000 nah I’m pretty sure the original comment was talking about how Swoozie left the strip club but didn’t make it a big deal and still respected his friends decision to stay

@MrAce2000

Жыл бұрын

@@40k0ff7 I'm pretty sure you're just a coward like the rest, if they're your homies people you grew up with don't you dare leave them while they're fighting other mfrs. Grow some balls. It's people like that I want to stay far away from I don't need no cowards around me.

@victory1014

Жыл бұрын

@@MrAce2000 Bro if my homies start fighting random people and LOSE, That's a him problem, don't get me involved in your bullshit.

@rank1562

Жыл бұрын

@@MrAce2000 and get bodied like the rest of them? If you wanna go fight them you’re going to be getting the consequences, not me. Especially if their bigger than you

I just love when Swoozie uses this animation style. It's so energetic and cartoony. And yes, nothing beats Amazing World of Gumball

@stewboy69

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, sir.

@coope-3537

Жыл бұрын

Zeurels animations are always so fluid and nice to watch

@Raptor-yt1ms

Жыл бұрын

*cough* gravity falls *cough*

@stewboy69

Жыл бұрын

@@ClicheProductions who are you talking about

@thesaladsamurai4769

Жыл бұрын

@@Raptor-yt1ms One of the best animated series for sure

Finally I can send you moneyz!! You are so heckling amazing Swooz! I’ve been a big fan of yours for a long time. Stay awesome!

@swoozie

Жыл бұрын

Thank u sm for the tip! A long time u say? We’ll wait til u see what is coming around the corner!! More fun on the way!

@thesaladsamurai4769

Жыл бұрын

@@swoozie so it won’t be annual this time? 😂

@justsomeonehere884

Жыл бұрын

W

@Adasa49

Жыл бұрын

You amazing fam I wish I could be like you 👍👍👍

@UniversalArtt

Жыл бұрын

Klay world😀

That Will Smith joke at the very end was the icing on the cake

@DiamondChickenNuggets

Жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere

@chiefqueef15

Жыл бұрын

@@DiamondChickenNuggets especially in critikal's videos

@Loquacious69

Жыл бұрын

@@DiamondChickenNuggets that means you’re everywhere

@DiamondChickenNuggets

Жыл бұрын

@@Loquacious69 ahh never really thought of it that way

@thewinner4319

Жыл бұрын

@@Loquacious69 THE WINNER agrees 👍

Swoozie has told so many funny stories and I don't care how long it takes for the next vid

@kirdot2011

Жыл бұрын

Those ain't stories for him. It's his life

@destabiliseeeee

Жыл бұрын

yezzir we gucci snakes

@adonaiyah2196

Жыл бұрын

How do we know its true IM NOT HATING BUT HE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 15 YEARS NOW

@nicholaschu2439

Жыл бұрын

@@adonaiyah2196 maybe we never know

@LA_HA

Жыл бұрын

Who cares. It's entertaining. So, smoke 'em if ya got 'em

Bro I absolutely LOVE the way Zeurel animates, it matches swoozie’s story telling so well 🤩

@Manstam

4 ай бұрын

yeah i just watched his sonic and shadow animaiton yet again

I loved all 4 minutes and 5 seconds of this. Was the best thing from start to finish.

No matter how long the video is you have to appreciate that sWooZie still post's

@egyptoballmapping8706

Жыл бұрын

Hei

@T_SOUP

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@honestlyangel

Жыл бұрын

fr

@CJ-rl8cr

Жыл бұрын

Nah he needs to post way more respectfully lmao

Honestly I can respect the hell out of someone that knows what they like and doesn't just go do what their friends do. I don't think a strip club would be my scene either but I might've gone anyway because of peer pressure or FOMO or something. At least at some point in my life. I'd take a pizza and Gumball any day over that, unless I wanted an expensive figure drawing session.

@shaukahodan2373

Жыл бұрын

“No nighttime routine, no moisturizing, no exfoliating” LMAO

@RB01.10

11 ай бұрын

I’ve been to my local one once and it’s….. Interesting to say the least. LOL Mine always has a lot of people inside, and the dancers did seem to enjoy the dancing and being comfortable with showing their bodies off. Granted they don’t get fully naked, at least not from what I’ve seen. They just wear a thong and don’t wear tops.

@cryora

11 ай бұрын

Friends I know in normal day-to-day life aren't the ones I feel would be comfortable going to strip clubs or the clubs with. I feel like I need to make friends specifically for going to clubs, people who are comfortable in that environment, more well versed in pickup artistry, and can wing for me and won't judge me.

I’ve been watching you for 6 years and Since then you’ve been my favorite KZreadr

@GamesRUs-bj2ut

Жыл бұрын

Wow that's a lot

@RisingJay

Жыл бұрын

Dang, I’ve been watching him for about 8 years & it’s crazy how time flies 😲

@Nikoman1021

Жыл бұрын

@@RisingJay fr

I swear a 4 minute video from this dude makes me laugh harder than ANY hour long comedy special ever has

Swoozie’s animation has gotten so much better over the years.

@thedoctor3372

Жыл бұрын

He has an animation team...

@4.1.

Жыл бұрын

@@thedoctor3372 a team of one(look at desc)

Swoozie has never been more relatable since finding out he lies in bed watching Gumball instead of hanging out with his friends

@RB01.10

Жыл бұрын

Coming from someone who loves quality animation I will agree

0:52 it’s a trap swoozie they clowned you

@Forfeitport

4 ай бұрын

Twap*

2:50 *GaAaAasp!* ooh my goodness.... I'm sposed' to be home watchin' GUMBALL I'm not even supposed to BE HERE!

@RisingJay

Жыл бұрын

And now they’re trying to cancel the Gumball movie 😭

“No nighttime routine, no moisturizing, no exfoliating” LMAO

@MotorCityPhoenix313

Жыл бұрын

that got me!!! 😂😂😂

you do not know how quick i clicked on this notification. i love you swoozie, you’ve helped me through a lot 💗

@honestlyangel

Жыл бұрын

fr

@drae9941

Жыл бұрын

Bruh immediately it popped up 👉 boop

@swoozie

Жыл бұрын

The most important element in this whole thing is the audience member. All of this is for YOU so pls believe I love you MORE Bron Bron!

@rosin_apprefix3673

Жыл бұрын

@@swoozie love how you actually take the time ro comment on your audience members comments it shows how much you care

That Will Smith line at the end was the best. "Keep my wife's name out ya mouth" lol I'm dying

0:56 Anyone notice how much more lewd swoozie's animations are getting? First the woman in the Disney video now this lmao.

Always a good day when Swoozie uploads

@user-vl1dm4lt8m

Жыл бұрын

fr

@egyptoballmapping8706

Жыл бұрын

Hei

@honestlyangel

Жыл бұрын

fr

@adialatifi341

Жыл бұрын

ALWAYS

Swoozie is an icon wherever he goes; strip club, your house, the local bar, it don’t matter, his presence is IMMACULATE

I’ve been watching you since I was 10. Now I’m 19, and seeing this makes me so happy. So glad you still upload 😭❤️

4:01: Really?? It was a GI-Jane joke

@AtlasLifeCesar

Жыл бұрын

KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT YOUR (dolphin sound) MOUTH

@crazycreator3305

3 ай бұрын

It always was

Yo can we take a moment to appreciate the lighting on these characters? It looks great AND it is so fun to watch, what more do we need?

I wasn't expecting the part of the big dude knocking out your friend and you saying how he went to sleep immediately had me laughing 😭 I'm sorry for laughing to something bad happening to someone but I was just caught off guard. Until the next video swoozie and keep up the great work on the vids.

3:23 be feeling like a movie scene. Nice touch.

You seriously deserve your own cartoon these are insane

This story took I turn I wasn’t expecting. However is was still just as entertaining.

0:57 had me dying with laughter.

@thelonewolf7443

Жыл бұрын

For me it’s 1:17 when he’s on the horse 😅

@swoozie

Жыл бұрын

u have to have real skill to spin like that girl on the left

@Barrinetic

Жыл бұрын

@@swoozie lol

@notmonstertruck69

Жыл бұрын

It’s lightning McQueen at 1:17

@Variety_editz8537

Жыл бұрын

*Insert sonic the hedgehog theme here*

It's surprising just how much quick thinking and Oscar-worthy acting can get you out of a sticky situation!😂 Keep up the good work Swoozie!👍🏾✨

2:10 ibest return to swoozies videos that i can have

It’s so crazy to see how far the animation has grown

@_jkcrz

Жыл бұрын

its by zuerel, not him.

Swoozie is that goofy homie that will encourage your interests, ditch you for some food, and save your ass from a street fight. Not lie: Me too, bro. Mad respect.

Swoozie: "lets go to the scripclub!" Me and everybody: "yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!!" @0:15

this video is pure eye-candy to watch! beautiful animation and scene compositions. Both you and Zeurel really outdid yourselves!!!

Am I the only one who's ratchet side wanted Swooze to pull a Optimus Prime "I'll take you ALL on"!?

Seriously swoozie you always put a smile on my face, I recently got my boyfriend into your videos even and now we watch you together. Been going through rough times so thank you for being here for everyone!

When he’s like “I’m soft” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im sure you are I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Swoozie's Narration and Zeurel's Animation are a match made in heaven.

Swoozies animation is too much fun :) everyone laying on the sidewalk under blankets made me so happy :)

@swoozie

Жыл бұрын

Did u catch that one of them put on an eye mask?

@asarishepard8171

Жыл бұрын

@@swoozie yes!! Had me in stitches :)

@goplayoutside3599

9 ай бұрын

@@swooziei have some bleach if u need it from what you have seen, WHO WANTS SOME BLEACH FOR THEIR EYES

@user-jz7gw7vc3f

3 ай бұрын

​@swoozie hi i'm watching your videos for the first time

Love your animation and stories. You are awesome Swoozie.

Had me laughing the whole way through, these vids never disappoint

2:38 💀BROOO that’s the sound he makes

3:08 IT'S MORBIN TIME

@dumpling6721

Жыл бұрын

Mophing

@Justapro37247

Жыл бұрын

Ready swoozie WALLOP

@Nomis-is-gone

Жыл бұрын

@@dumpling6721 ITS MORBIN TIME

dis deserves trending bruv, even tho yt schedule is a lil bumpy it's still good enough to get trendning

The animation + the story makes this one of my favorite channels ever

Swoozie with the quality content as always 😤🔥

3:44 Got me laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

This made my day. I love your story telling abilities and the smooth animations that go with it. All astounding over-all.

3:02 NEW CUPHEAD BOSS

"I used to have the streets running through my veins, but now I live in the suburbs, I'M SOFT!" 🤣🤣🤣

Had to watch this twice it was soo good.

3:06 the cuphead announcer I can’t 😂

"he prolly dead" got me dead

1:46 *THAT BROTHER GONE*

Me pretending I’m swoozie in this situation when truth is I’m Alec! Ahahahahahaa I love your channel and you! I was doing a marathon of your videos today - needed to laugh ❤️

bro fr pulled out the cuphead sound effects for the battle that was funny af

Damn swooze this quality is was worth waiting for, this looks like it was made by disney

This has got to be the funniest shit I’ve ever watched I nearly shit myself screaming laughing “ITS MORPHIN TIME!!”

Thank you for being the family friendly storyteller/relationship advice man this platform needs (and I need)

@RB01.10

Жыл бұрын

Agreed Despite the video theme itself he managed to keep it PG enough without going too much into any explicit details

The girls in the background lagging in real life is a beautiful touch.

Your animations have come along way and I love it ! Also I’m always here for The pikmin reference not to mention power rangers obviously I can appreciate the nostalgia.

ITZ A GOOD DAY WHEN SWOOZIE UPLOADS 💯

This was hilarious lmao, please keep posting more videos like this! The animation was awesome!

swoozie just doesnt miss

Love you swooz. Been watching for like four and a half years man it’s been a great journey, the stories have been amazing😭

can we take a moment to appreciate the quality of his videos !!!!

2:57 was the hardest shit so far man😭😭🙌🏻💎

Your animations are getting really, really good. not to mention your stories

Your videos always make me feel better, even when I already feel better!

I just wanna say that you inspired me to start animation and drawing I have been watching you for a while and love every second of the vids keep it up

Swoozie: "Better say something cool to make them stop" *HEY!* Swoozies mind: "heh, genius swooze, GENIUS!"

Swoozie is such a relatable person

Swoozie is such an amazing and brilliant storyteller. His future children are super lucky

You and Zeurel always make for a legendary teamup.

@swoozie

Жыл бұрын

Could not agree more!

only swoozie can make something like this so entertaining

amazing world of gumball is such a good show, comedy gold i also love swoozies animation style super colorfull and smooth

this is top 5 swoozie stories for me

Ain’t nothing more dangerous than a bunch of dudes leaving the script club. They’re drunk and high on testosterone and their minds are completely scrambled. This is why I stay home and play Minecraft.

@CaptainCJ97

Жыл бұрын

Smart

I love these videos!! and it's good that it was short because lately, I feel like my attention span has been shortening for videos. IDK. it might be because of Tik Tok. I heard that this has been happening to a lot of people, but I think it was the perfect length and kept me entertained. please make more videos they're so good

2:58 had me crying, the music and everything is perfect

The animation style is back!!! Lovin it

All your stories are hilarious. Keep it up lol

0:27 The exact same way I feel about strip clubs.

Bro the animation just keeps getting better and better!

Swoozie just funny and love how I got to see his channel and his animation grow

Swoozie is the 🐐 of storytelling

You gotta love how swoozie comes out of nowhere and gives us a good ass video. Swoozie is like when Michael Jordan took a break from basketball and then came back to win three more championships.

You were like "NOT in my section, mate."

Love this animation!!! Swooze you the best story teller on KZread!!💗😆🐐

I'm always two hours cuz of timezones, but once I see a swoozie vid as I wake up, you know it's about to be me laughing for the next few minutes.

This got me laughing from beginning to end😂 keep grinding bro ♥️💪🏾💪🏾

Swoozie thuggin side buried underneath Disney and we not finna get him back 😂😂😂

Bro I love how much effort sWooZie put into making this 💯

1:33 "6ft 9, 7ft tall" yeah that makes sense

@user-ff4rv7mo4e

Жыл бұрын

When he says that he means 6ft 9 OR 7ft tall.