link was so happy with his stroke of unluck joke lol

@chickwholuvsmusic

7 жыл бұрын

i missed that part. What part is it??

@lordcosby6364

7 жыл бұрын

5:08

@aardvark2599

7 жыл бұрын

Connor McSaviour Haha I was like bro this guy could of died and.your making stroke jokes. the evil side of link haha

@GLR9GT

7 жыл бұрын

lol only 1 like

@tarynkottelenberg2732

7 жыл бұрын

Connor McSaviour you could see the hint of disappointment in Rhett's eyes as he chose to ignore it lol

Link's reactions to his own jokes are usually funnier than the jokes.

@sidageek6628

7 жыл бұрын

RodentsAreNeat that's so sad but true

@lildonutsandwitch

7 жыл бұрын

IT'S LINK. HOW IS IT SAD? We all love him for what he is

@qwertyCandy

7 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who thought that his jokes were really funny? :D Then again I'm just as awkward as Link...

@MadMrMatter

7 жыл бұрын

RodentsAreNeat I think every person that came to the comments was going to post that same comment lol link is the person who just found out he was a little funny and now he takes full advantage

@yurr7408

7 жыл бұрын

The reactions are the jokes.

spoiler: He lives.

@dnyriaforris2404

7 жыл бұрын

Austin Mulka Yep 👍🏽

@DegenCash

7 жыл бұрын

Austin Mulka how unfortunate

@samr6514

7 жыл бұрын

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...?! SPOILER ALERT!

@bk7962

7 жыл бұрын

this needs to be the top comment

@avaliableuser

7 жыл бұрын

Austin Mulka *throws popcorn on the ground* ITS TIME TO STOP

"And who is this child?!?" this made me laugh so hard

@vadenmiller

7 жыл бұрын

Riri Joy same

@SafiraAdani

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@Terryterryterryterryterry

7 жыл бұрын

i panic when border patrol asks me my birthday and where i was born, and i was born and raised in l.a.

@amydue5647

7 жыл бұрын

Terry Bear ....what

@clydedls

7 жыл бұрын

Riri Joy dude you can not know no one can know because it's retts child

Rhett's story duration when telling a normal person: 1 minute. Rhett's story duration when telling Link with three interruptions per sentence: Thirteen minutes, forty-four seconds.

@Felxinautic

7 жыл бұрын

And it's that much more entertaining for it. :)

@weaponxandpeanut7512

7 жыл бұрын

PaperMario N64 ok????

@dukctape

7 жыл бұрын

Seriously like his jokes are on point

@kvivolo1

7 жыл бұрын

Link, please shut up.

@deeptochatterjee532

7 жыл бұрын

kvivzy you shut up My comeback skills are on point /s

Rhetts paranoid-ness reminds me exactly how I feel when I walk out of a store without buying anything. lol no I'm not stealing anything, yes I look suspicious because I'm making myself look like it being paranoid that you think I'm stealing. lol

@amydue5647

7 жыл бұрын

gotta get that cash Mula I do that during class when a math problem is too easy. *It can't be this easy. I NEED TO DO IT 21 MORE TIMES TO MAKE SURE* then I waste all of my time

@AudioGardenSlave123

7 жыл бұрын

Amy... you are probably one of only three people in this country that have had such a 'problem'. If I find a math problem too easy, I just assume the teacher threw in a freebie to keep up the class GPA.

@indiecloud100

6 жыл бұрын

King Killahoe saaame

@nilanjasa007

5 жыл бұрын

@emma3400 emma3400 my mom does this always :@ she just checks clothes and never buy :@

@sierralvx

5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me how bad I am about telling the truth sometimes. Like I know I didn't steal a cookie from the cookie jar but when my mom asks me if I did I turn 10 years old and blurt out 'it wasn't me' right away! I'm so bad at just being calm about it!

Storytime is always the best time

@muttmania

7 жыл бұрын

I agree ^_^

@JadeKafieh

7 жыл бұрын

Arcanium Knight gmm time *

@lauranear3250

7 жыл бұрын

But don't forget about nilla wafer top hat time

@Nice-music585

7 жыл бұрын

Very true!

@colorgreen2521

7 жыл бұрын

Daffofil Piglet Haha this comment made me laugh!

DAD GET OUT OF THE CAR! that made me laugh

Rhett: I like when things happen to me that feel like a big deal, but aren't really a big deal because it gives me something to talk about. Me: Same.

Ladies and gentlemen, our wishes have been granted. So thankful that story time is back. It's been too long, friends.

@mercyhallman3378

7 жыл бұрын

BluRayNation our

@isetmfriendsofire

7 жыл бұрын

BluRayNation I love Poliwhirl.

I read that Link always puts his cup right on the edge of the table, and I have been watching this show FOR SO LONG and never noticed. NOW I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT!!!!! THE ANXIETY!!!!!

@xavierquentinchad8603

6 жыл бұрын

Laura Wilson thanks for that XD

@bcaye

6 жыл бұрын

OMG, A CUP MIGHT FALL OFF THE TABLE, THE WORLD WILL END. lmfao.

@spaceyr

6 жыл бұрын

Oh no, now I'm gonna be stairing at it now.

SO glad he was ok, but I've been rhetty for this story time ever since he tweeted!

@fridayy9099

7 жыл бұрын

seidimeow this videos the missing link for that tweet

@dnyriaforris2404

7 жыл бұрын

seidimeow Hmm, "Rhetty" I saw what you did there 😏

@jarrettmaltry6305

7 жыл бұрын

seidimeow you're everywhere

@jibbyth1719

7 жыл бұрын

+jarret maltry Seidi is always here for us when we need her most

@seidimeow

7 жыл бұрын

I Am A Potato www.kappit.com/img/pics/85174763dddhb_sm.jpg

i was in a car accident with a Magician a few years ago. Guy came out of nowhere.

@trainedwarrior502

7 жыл бұрын

... You really 'drove' people away with that pun... I found it 'pun'-ishing.

@nameless7838

7 жыл бұрын

TrainedWarrior Yeah i should have...steered clear of doing that. lol

@bugeye02

7 жыл бұрын

Raine Kaspar 💀💀😂😂

@sparklingserenity8707

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@hamiyahbrewer4875

4 жыл бұрын

Now, why did I laugh at this?

Getting rear-ended isn't going to help Rhett's back problems D:

@DavidGamero

7 жыл бұрын

what if it just completely fixes it

@anna_bandana

7 жыл бұрын

Agent Fungus yeh agreed

@DavidGamero

7 жыл бұрын

agent fungus there's this cool thing called a joke

@kevincarpenter3044

7 жыл бұрын

Y'all just need to calm down, it's a joke

@rileysmith8922

6 жыл бұрын

EliMakesDo haha

Link tries to make jokes at such inappropriate times, "a stroke of unluck" omg

@AnCoSt1

7 жыл бұрын

"Juggalos?"

@katestrello1971

6 жыл бұрын

I love him for it !

@hamiyahbrewer4875

4 жыл бұрын

He was so proud but no one even noticed it, I felt bad for him 😂

WHOOP WHOOP, its the sound of the Police.

@16SarahBarah

7 жыл бұрын

Marisa Clarke 😂😂😂😂

@TiffanyLouann

6 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSSSS WHOOP WHOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST

@britann9539

5 жыл бұрын

.... da police*

@jaketerry5879

5 жыл бұрын

k creepy

@milkymoo8252

4 жыл бұрын

@@britann9539 thank you so much my OCD was worried there lol. It's my OCD -Rhett & Link 2016

12:08 "the two id... guys behind me" he was about to say idiots

@alial-faesly2902

6 жыл бұрын

Fate lmaoo i’m ded

@catlady9365

5 жыл бұрын

Fate I honestly went down to the comments to see if any one else noticed that😂

@user-hw4cc

5 жыл бұрын

12:07**

@remesis_

5 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it 😂😂

@jessntwins

5 жыл бұрын

Yessss

Glad you and Shepard are ok.

Rhett and link are the kind of people that would say im ok when they have a hole in their leg

for the mythical beasts who are starting to drive: try to leave about a small car length between you and the car in front of you. I know in America if you are rear ended and that pushes you into the car in front (like in Rhett's story) you'll be held responsible for hitting the car in front. just a tip!!

@TheG5ALIve

5 жыл бұрын

stayoutoftheforrest duly noted 🇦🇺

@MsSanaKim

5 жыл бұрын

Noted! Thanks 🙏🏻

@mahlidenton3972

5 жыл бұрын

Also; when you stop behind a car, leave a lot of space in front!! When someone is coming fast behind you, scooch up. It gives them more room

@blahblah8037

4 жыл бұрын

stayoutoftheforrest except in reality America is 50 states each with their own laws and resulting in differences for who is at fault

@MrWereWolfGirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@mahlidenton3972 Double that if you re stopped on a hill because your car might kick bad when you accelerate

I hope I find a best friend like them...

@chickwholuvsmusic

7 жыл бұрын

Me too. :(

@ajmelhado6824

7 жыл бұрын

Cg May me too #friends

Story time episodes are my favorite ones !

@Manoronedeaths

7 жыл бұрын

Juls•AtronTM they always make me sleepy and happy

So, how did Sheppard handle being in an accident?

@PaulMeranda

7 жыл бұрын

how did he lever it? .. did he loure it? ... wait, what was i talking about again?

@meadowfrance

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I wanted to hear more about his reactions. He usually has funny stuff to say.

@OctorokSushi

7 жыл бұрын

The force was so great it turned him into a....Sheppard's pie. And with that, I bid you adieu.

@SmolSillyGoose

7 жыл бұрын

Probably the same a 5 month old handles their accidents Sad but relieved it's over

@yagirl3612

6 жыл бұрын

Wow I read that wrong! “So, how did Sheppard handle being an accident”

*MY SON* Omg I died lol

"DAD GET OUT OF THE CAR" oh lads that was funny

I gotta say that it's really sad to me how intimidating the police seems to be in some other countries! I live in Finland and here you can always trust the police to do their job right, be polite etc. They are here to protect and serve, not to evoke fear or give people hard time. It seems that in the states they are there to prove their authority over people and that's both scary and sad :(

I wonder if the traffic that Markiplier was in was actually Rhett's car accident XD

@FairPeachU

7 жыл бұрын

superphannie you know what that could happen 😅

@kmjc1213

7 жыл бұрын

I just checked Twitter, and no, Mark was stuck in traffic on Thursday night and Rhett's accident was Friday night. That would've been cool though.

@deliriumredbonnie7188

7 жыл бұрын

superphannie that would be cool lol

@bk7962

7 жыл бұрын

woulda been such a coincidence XD

@sixthcents

7 жыл бұрын

there's always traffic in LA and areas surrounding hun

Link's comments made this story hilarious. 😁

"So, I'm in a Sedan. He's in a Sedan." The way Rhett delivered that was funny to me.

Just a question. Do you like car puns, or do they drive you up the wall?

@holyfield400

7 жыл бұрын

Chunky Gorrila Let's just steer clear of that question.

@theruralwanderer

7 жыл бұрын

I'm getting tire of all these puns.

@holyfield400

7 жыл бұрын

ElectroGamez Does it brake your heart?

@theruralwanderer

7 жыл бұрын

No, but It gives me gas.

@figa_smigs2335

7 жыл бұрын

Ya'll are driving people away with these puns

My sister got hit by a Chevy Tahoe while we were on a crosswalk Sunday in Gatlinburg, TN. She is okay! She has a broken foot, and some bruising, but the Tahoe would have rolled over her if my dad hadn't punched the hood of the vehicle to wake the driver from his stupor. Everyone will live!

“And who’s in the back” “I KIDNAPPED HIM WAIT NO”

The swerving is called ‘traffic breaking’. They use it so that traffic has a change to get further up so it clears

Rhett: “WOOP WOOP” Link: “Juggalos.”

I wish my friends were as close as Rhett and link

I've been in a few car crashes in my day and it's normal to shake hands after a car crash! It's just kind of what you do as long as everyone's not hurt.

@TeaOnTue

6 жыл бұрын

Mercedes Hallman Glad you're living in a civilized part of the world. Where I live it's reason to shoot somebody or at least beat them up for good

I love it when they tell life stories! They used to do those all the time! They should do it more often! :)

I am watching GMMORE before GMM for obvious reasons.

@ramroumoss8222

7 жыл бұрын

shaoni banerjee same

@ducttapegirl114

7 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@feverdreamclownz

7 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@caleij3360

7 жыл бұрын

shaoni banerjee why?....

@GoranCeko

7 жыл бұрын

I'm at the point where I only watch CREW and sometimes GMMORE. GMM very rarely.

"Stroke of bad luck". I think that's the darkest joke I have ever heard on this channel bahahahaha

@emmagouvin8970

7 жыл бұрын

buchholtz07 I font get it! Please explain!

@ActionBuchholtz

7 жыл бұрын

You don't get the joke, or you don't get why the joke is so dark?

@emmagouvin8970

7 жыл бұрын

Both!

@fearfulpineapple4626

6 жыл бұрын

buchholtz07 EXPLAIN

You guys are one of my favorite KZreadrs. You can put a smile on anyone’s face even if they are down and just feeling sad. keep up the good work :)

"You're like a self driving algorithm!" That's what our kids will say when we tell'em stories about our youth.

We were in an accident last year, and what you learn is no matter how small an accident you never say your ok because months later you can have health issues. It wasn't our fault and no air bags came out, but our van has a wheelchair ramp for my son and we were hit so hard the ramp bent and since they no longer make that kind they had to total our van. A year later I still am dealing with vertigo and some other serious issues. Our case still isn't closed. So please never say your ok because if a year later your let's say blind it will come out of your pocket instead of theirs.

I believe when officers do that it is called a "Traffic Break" which they usually do during accidents or when there is a dangerous incident ahead. Highway Patrol actually train pretty in depth to properly slow traffic on a highway.

how do 8+ million people watch only Morning and not More? i'd go insane

@frostmaark

7 жыл бұрын

Jamesdoodles lol I agree

@Atisuto

6 жыл бұрын

Jamesdoodles lol Yup!

@bcaye

3 жыл бұрын

Some precarious sanity here.

@jamesdoodles6415

3 жыл бұрын

@@bcaye wow, 4 years later, I’ve been waiting for you to show up.

These are my favorite types of GMMores, the ones where they just tell a story or talk about nothing in particular. 10/10 👍

The thing the cop did is called a traffic break, they do it to make time to move an accident off of the road.

@katc2040

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and I'm sure they're supposed to take your licenses and intervene without anyone asking to them

So sorry to hear that! Locals that live in big bear often forget or don't realize the hassle of coming up there on a weekend. After hearing this I'm gonna try and take that into consideration and be more friendly. Rhett thanks for bringing your son up! I had a blast teaching him how to ski!! Haha I was pretty nervous when I met you! Haha that was super rad!

Link is still making stroke jokes when Rhett is like “he had a stroke”

Freaking Link 😂

@seidimeow

7 жыл бұрын

11:47 I CAN'T

@edwardthatch7068

7 жыл бұрын

Lol ^-^

@ajmelhado6824

7 жыл бұрын

seidimeow

That happened to my dad, but on the highway! He was in the middle I think but his car only had a few big scratches, steel works. Glad Rhett is ok.

So glad the two of you are safe!

Yikes, imagine if Link _had_ heard the story beforehand, he'd be making even more comments and jokes

The "fish swerving" is actually called a traffic break and they do it to bring traffic to as slow as they can so no one dies

@katc2040

4 жыл бұрын

And the logic of that Is? Lmao

@coastalcode2675

4 жыл бұрын

@Me Me well it’s like blocking multiple lanes at once with one car and it slowly stops them then they can form a road block so that something doesn’t get get like a car or person

I know this is an old video but link's mental capacity always surprises me.

Glad you and Shepard are okay! Btw your a great story teller

The whole time I was caring more about Shepherd.

I 100% get that feeling guilty thing when talking to authority :')

8:04 WOOP WOOP "juggalos.." lol an actual under appreciated Link joke

check the doors for any bending on the body line. I got rearended the same way, ended up having my bumper repainted, clips replaced, and they realigned the hatch since it pushed it up a small bit and caused the paint to rub/wear off.

Link was on point today!

A few months ago, I actually was in a fender bender and the cop forgot to give me my license back! I had to go by the police station and get it.

i love it when they talk about when they get in trouble which is halarious

link's adorable face at the beginning. ugh, how does he do that?!?!

"He caused it"..."Did he do it?" highlight of the episode for me

who remembers when "storytime" was just GMMore?

@hannahmeehan7246

7 жыл бұрын

Itzmist I was just thinking that.

@annelynnnevas6887

6 жыл бұрын

right? the title makes it cheesy

Rhett, where’d you get that hoodie? The perfect amount of looking comfortable without looking like you gave up today.

Hello random GMM viewer! Have a great day!

@calliemonroe4190

7 жыл бұрын

You too!

@bluejayjason4576

7 жыл бұрын

Riley Batman Thanks, you too!

@rukhsarwaseem3264

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Hello fellow Wolverine fan.

@h7opolo

7 жыл бұрын

Riley, as you command.

@sybaritesphynx8057

7 жыл бұрын

Go away, leave me alone

my mother was in a car accident not to long ago and now she has to get knee surgery on both and can barely walk because of the accident

@babyj4208

7 жыл бұрын

Brittany Wagner thank you, i hope she gets better too. i was going to vlog her process but i don't think anyone will be interested if i vlog.

@uyenvu5568

7 жыл бұрын

oh no.. prayers for your mom! hope she gets well soon!

@babyj4208

7 жыл бұрын

Uyen Vu thanks

@alex.k13

7 жыл бұрын

mars vlogs oh my goodness that's terrible! I hope she heals well 🙏🏻

@zoeychandler3773

7 жыл бұрын

Prayers for your mom! 😊

i really enjoy it when Rhett tells a story.

I'm just happy everything is okay and we got to hear a great story :)

Omg Rhett called himself "papa" 😂

8:19 This is called a Traffic Break. Commonly used with the California Highway Patrol, it is used to create a gap between traffic, accidents, construction, or pursuits. EDIT: This has been Mordecai with your daily dose of me stating the obvious.

Lol Rhett had me dying with the kidnap joke

oh my. I hope that's the one he tweeted about not another one. But I'm so glad he's okay! 😍💕

Their friendship level is like : 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th level

@chunkygorrila5193

7 жыл бұрын

Twink Pink nope. it's googolplex^googol.

@yupsirey2961

7 жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 9000

@diaeitsch

7 жыл бұрын

Damn, I was about to write this. :D

@cgasezimmermagan8640

7 жыл бұрын

Twink Pink a number doesn't make sense in this scenario

@BobberTheWiseYTP

6 жыл бұрын

∞

I hope this doesn't turn Shepard off of wanting to drive

9:30 „ahh I‘ve kidnapped him“ LMAOOO

"And how old is he?" "Uhhhh....let me call his mom..." I forget my nieces and nephews birthdays all the time. I have actually been standing at a counter to buy something, and I had to call my sister to confirm my nieces age. I thought for sure the lady was gonna be like "I'm sorry sir, we can't sell you this. Also, we called CPS because you clearly stole this child."

@queerlittlecactus8749

4 жыл бұрын

The Endicott my dad is the same way. There are three kids total, all girls, and we’re all born in November. So picking up meds at the pharmacy or checking in at the doctors office is a nightmare for him. He actually looks at us for confirmation sometimes.

"I haven't been rear-ended like that since I was a kid." I'm ashamed of my dirty mind.

I could watch them talk all day...

The idea of rhett and sheperd driving up to go skiing is cute.

Sunday GMM: *GMM 18+*

@dnyriaforris2404

7 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Potato Nope

@shannonpaige8804

7 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Potato ☹️

@rascal1704

7 жыл бұрын

I Am A Potato Can I eat you?

@heresyosmoothie695

7 жыл бұрын

Is that a suggestion? Pretty sure these guys are religious though xD

@kam3028

7 жыл бұрын

Here's Yo Smoothie!-- I don't see what being religious has to do with being able to be "dirty"

ha ha ha, I'm totally paranoid too.

ahhhh! caprice classic! I've had two actually, an 85 & 89. Man, I loved those cars..its like driving a living room. Could hardly afford to put gas in the things, but hey....

Please do more of these! This felt like an old school gmm episode! I LOVED IT

Lol fish swerve... In Houston, we call that "swangin and bangin" 😂

@aceggkspade958

5 жыл бұрын

Angela Brewer I get the swangin in a fish swerve but where’s the bangin? Lol I need to go back to Houston if there’s swingin and bangin going on in traffic accidents.

Can you guys "mom about that" already please?!

I was in a car accident with my Mom a little over a year ago. We had to get a new car but I just got minor injuries so I was okay in the end. It was very scary though!

The 2 I... Guys behind me. Beautiful save there Rhett

I just want to say, I think Shepherd is the most beautiful name for a son ❤ I absolutely love it ! I don't think I've ever heard such a perfect name for someone in my life. Maybe I'm being dramatic but I just love it so much !

9:31 SOOOOO FUNNY I laughed out loud

My mom a grandfather both got in accidents 2 weeks ago my mom fractured her ankle, my grandfather was wayyyyy worse he has 4 broken vertebras in his neck and doesn't want to move plz send love ❤️❤️

"A big pickup, like an F150." Lol, what? That is not big, Rhett, hahaha.

link looks so different with dark hair than grey hair 🙏

Will it pop tart

@jazzcat1192

7 жыл бұрын

yes

@tysonthewolfe93

7 жыл бұрын

Do that next

@rebeccahowell383

7 жыл бұрын

Yes pleaseeeeee

@kateelizabeth2421

7 жыл бұрын

iIsuperbroIi they couldn't call it "will it pop tart" for copyright reasons but possibly will it toaster strudel?

@lemonpopgaming7447

7 жыл бұрын

Kate Bradley no, I think that's copyrighted too.

I'm glad you and Shepard are okay Rhett.

Awesome GMMore. I love ones like this.

my sister almost collided with a deer in the highway. she screamed and woke her fiance who taking a nap in the front seat. I was in the back seat looking at a barn. when I hear a bump and her scream. it seems she only hit the back legs but still fled to the other side of the highway.

@princessstardusteclipse7270

7 жыл бұрын

maria ortiz A deer hit my mom's buick.. she was letting dad drive and they saw a deer and hit the brakes, and the deer actually ran into the side of the buick and knocked itself out

“Fish swerve” = Traffic Break

Glad that you are all ok!