Story Time - My WORST CYCLES EVER
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Пікірлер: 2 300
Starting to think my ex wife was on tren now
@hjms7977
3 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment
@mgstar7542
3 жыл бұрын
Im dying😂😂
@cato8767
3 жыл бұрын
Pffffffffff my ex girl was on tren 100%
@cato8767
3 жыл бұрын
@@hjms7977 ever
@lalosalamanca6806
3 жыл бұрын
@@captainscentsible1811 b D
Wow, i'm disappointed that you did cycles. Thought you're natty like my favorite bodybuilder Mike O Hearn
@oskarklingest5682
3 жыл бұрын
Haha, good one. Is it new, did you come up with that yourself?
@garethllewellyn215
3 жыл бұрын
I love that Mike o hearn naturally produces tren in his ovaries...lucky guy
@Daltonmaning
3 жыл бұрын
study hard
@GG-kn2se
3 жыл бұрын
You know Matt just does it to troll, right?
@JoeyKO757
3 жыл бұрын
OH THA DISAPPOINTMENT, lol
My worst cycle: 3g creatine monohydrate daily This was wayyyy too much, I went back something lighter 1000mg test e 1000mg trenbolone 5000mg halo 1000mg dianabol
@MILE011
3 жыл бұрын
@Derek Gravelle holy shit man, 3g is already a wayyyy to extreme dose, how are you alive?
@rickymckinnon5393
3 жыл бұрын
@Derek Gravelle Are you trolling on telling the truth about this?
@MILE011
3 жыл бұрын
@@rickymckinnon5393 100% real man
@salihghost7444
3 жыл бұрын
You need breast milk
@2lowkey100
3 жыл бұрын
Derek Gravelle how tf did you manage to get run over 8 times? Do you just not look when crossing the road lol?
I did tren ( 300 week) and test ( 350 week ) when I was 20 years old for 12 weeks. I listened to the forum bros to get those numbers and pinned the tren in the lats and the test in the ass . By week 6, I couldn’t handle my girlfriend had a younger brother because I was convinced he invited his friends over to just look at his sister.
@kellumb9675
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m sorry but that is fucking hilarious and I feel it 😂
@LiberalsReadmyBio
2 жыл бұрын
That last sentence is really dumb
@mitski55
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Zion7HS
2 жыл бұрын
That's how you know the tren is real, it ain't real if you don't think your GF, mom and pet dogs are secretly conspiring to kill you and bury the body
@brianfitch5469
2 жыл бұрын
@@LiberalsReadmyBio Tren can really mess with you mentally. I'm normally a calm person, but it had me wanting someone to look at me or just say something so I could break their jaws. Complete 180 in personality.
One day I want to be a good cyclist like Lance Armstrong
@MrDeanmfitz
3 жыл бұрын
If you train as hard as he does you will
@crispy9377
3 жыл бұрын
Ooo, good one! To soon lol
@C-qc657
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeanmfitz yes, I will follow his protocol
@reginaldtshepo7846
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lylerichardson54
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is going to be a very unappreciated... Unless you didn't mean for this to have a double meaning ... Then fuck me I guess 🤣
Stop hiding those delts. Let those bad boys breathe a little.
@lucas9751
3 жыл бұрын
We arent worthy today
@johncole4882
3 жыл бұрын
Yea don't be stingy
@Dr.Failtastic
3 жыл бұрын
"hiding"?
@JesseArechiga
3 жыл бұрын
They’re cold
@dokidokitoki7429
3 жыл бұрын
was that sexual Harassment? *Screams in Zarna Joshi*
"Walking nosebleed with ED" goddamn man. I would never do roids but I have a lowkey respect for fellas willing to use themselves as a human chemistry set to figure out what works.
@THICCTHICCTHICC
2 жыл бұрын
Derek is both a genius and a fucking maniac
@Scheboygan8767
2 жыл бұрын
Why would you respect them? If you take somebody natural give them the same workout as somebody who’s not. Who’s gonna get bigger?? Same workout, but ones cheating. Being natty ain’t for everyone tho I get it it’s hard
@chickenpotpie4045
2 жыл бұрын
@@Scheboygan8767 I'm natty, but the false superiority of other natty's almost makes me want to do a hardcore tren cycle. Stop worrying about what other people are doing, just mind your business, and lift the heavy thing, because the truth is, what exactly are they cheating at? If they're in a competition, that's a different story, but the majority of people on gear aren't competing in anything other than a pseudo beauty pageant with their bros. Also, just pin the juice bro, you already have the roid rage, might as well have a reason for it.
@jackwilson4196
2 жыл бұрын
@@Scheboygan8767 Lol what? Natty here, but its complete bullshit to say imply that juicers dont work as hard for their gains. Its not like u can just pin tren to ur johnson tip and grow 15lbs of lean muscle in a week, lmao.
@GlorifiedGremlin
Жыл бұрын
That's just called an invincibility complex, and pretty much every young person on the planet has one until they have an experience that shocks them out of it and makes them realize their mortality. That's why teens are so impulsive and take more risks
My worst cycle has to be 500mg of missing the homies
@vishalraoyt
3 жыл бұрын
I feel ya
@apexnate8460
3 жыл бұрын
:*(
@pogo8050
3 жыл бұрын
😔🙏
@divyanshsingh9102
2 жыл бұрын
I got you
>finishes watching "your worst cycles" >"MY WORST CYCLES EVER" uploaded 5mins ago >*grabs sink* "Here we go"
@rahiemstewart8109
3 жыл бұрын
Kek
@Corrinth
3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I burst out laughing at this comment
@molaughsproductions7021
3 жыл бұрын
This better get 1000 likes 😂 😂 😂
@aldemarguzman6686
3 жыл бұрын
I love this
@JohnSmith-eo2yx
3 жыл бұрын
This is a tren cough meme right
Do “your best cycle” next.
@karkkimarkkinat2109
3 жыл бұрын
This would actually be dope
@blessedhistory
3 жыл бұрын
Would be very appreciated indeed.
@wolfiedavidson9434
3 жыл бұрын
It's a Public need.
@anshivsingh8466
3 жыл бұрын
C’mon Derek
@vvthetalentlessduo6976
3 жыл бұрын
Ok
Man the first time I ever injected something I injected “British dragon pharma” EQ (IIRC) in my right quad. It felt like my quad was ripping apart for over a week. Lucky for me I also worked as a technician at a garage so I only had to bend down 600 times a day.
@joelcarper4082
Жыл бұрын
Oh no Lol
@Owen-C1997
Жыл бұрын
Lucky dog
@JonclashHq
Жыл бұрын
,,British *dragon* pharma''? Dude what is that?
@roshannaidoo3792
Жыл бұрын
@@JonclashHq it’s a brand of steroids. I’ve seen it here in South Africa years ago.
@NotAdamSnider
Жыл бұрын
Bro dragon pharma suuuucks
my worst ever cycle was 240mg of missing her
*Gets popcorn and trenbologna sammich*
@lukatabak2800
3 жыл бұрын
I'm latterly eating popcorns and watch
@sakikogookheng
3 жыл бұрын
@@lukatabak2800 I was vertically eating popcorn earlier
@bodybyg
3 жыл бұрын
Hey bro I got a pretty crazy cycle story. Funny af if you read it out. Got email?
@Ahmed-un4up
2 жыл бұрын
@@bodybyg put it in his Reddit
@ryanshaffaf6941
2 жыл бұрын
Just make sure it’s not smart pop or else you’ll have night terrors of a 5’6 demon kinesiologist screaming at u
You should make a video explaining ideal cycles for different circumstances. From Something like a top tier open bodybuilder cycle (who doesn't care about hair etc ) for maximum muscle growth, to a beginner cycle for someone who cares about health and hair but wants to maximise gains while keeping the negatives to a minimum
@Ravishrex1
3 жыл бұрын
Yes .
@asthecrowflies1201
3 жыл бұрын
Double yes.
@lucasdeane2077
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@wyattwalker6787
3 жыл бұрын
100%
@jkc4843
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
“You can’t sauce yourself into an oblivion” - Derek, 2020
@grizzlymanverneteil4443
3 жыл бұрын
But yu kan tho
In my early 20s I'd been training for about 3 years at this point and hit at Plato, so like 90% of us my eyes started to wander towards gear. I talked to the biggest guy in the gym and got pally with him for information about what to use. He also was the guy who everyone bought gear from. He started me off on 600mg of Cambridge test 400, 500mg nap 50s and 500mg of dbol weekly. Everything was going great for the first cycle. I gained around 20 pounds in weight (water weight and fat) but I was young and stupid and thought I looked massive so I was happy. On my 3rd cycle I started to notice I was having chronic cheat pain and lower back pain. I was also constantly hungry to the point where I'd be shaking and uncontrollably raiding the cupboards for anything and everything. My poor Mrs's bits looked like the Japanese flag and I was constantly lashing out over the smallest thing. I ripped a door from the hinges because I couldn't find some batteries one night 😐 Anyway it got to the point where I was talked out of using the gear and I eventually went to hospital about my symptoms and it turned out my kidneys were scarred and my heart had formed these little fatty lumps called lipomas. The drs told me this was down to the excessive steroid abuse and there was nothing they could do but manage my symptoms. Moral of the story, don't listen to gym bros guys. Do your research and gain some medical knowledge about what these things can do for you. I haven't cycled for 10 years and I still get chronic chest pain and my back is in bits all the time. Look after yourselves 👍
@scottn1019
6 ай бұрын
Jason Plato ? Or the philosophy legend Plato 😂 only joking
@BBeowulf
3 ай бұрын
@@scottn1019😂😂 I was laughing at the same thing. You mean plateau bro.
My worst one was when I didn’t study enough for a calc exam and got a fucking 28 update 7 months later, August 4th 2021 for anyone revisiting dereks cycle story vids i fuckin murdered calc 1, calc 2, and calc 3. I'm hella proud of myself. I failed calc twice in a row prior to this but i finally fixed my shit and now I'm done with calc. for anyone out there struggling, you can do it if i can.
@Daltonmaning
3 жыл бұрын
same
@thecampverdekid806
3 жыл бұрын
Calc 2, the infinite series and power series exam, got a 32
@endritiger
3 жыл бұрын
@Fujita Saffir If that's calc 1, don't even bother with calc 2. calc 2 makes calc 1 look like remedial math
@dooby1445
3 жыл бұрын
yea I had 59% in the class and final exam bumped my grade up to a 76%. Fuck calc 2
@franka5928
3 жыл бұрын
@@endritiger 😂
Am I the only one here that has never used gear but feel like you know a lot about how they work from Derick?
@dereknolan6889
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dfworld731
3 жыл бұрын
100% 🤣😂
@MrBooshScadoosh
3 жыл бұрын
I dont use gear id fuck something up if i tried lol...im happy how i look just from lifting at the gym
@MrBooshScadoosh
3 жыл бұрын
@@yourmother3207 ye i just prefer how i look with alittle fat on me and bulked up, i dont like the ripped and huge look. But im not a bodybuilder
@aquie4d999
3 жыл бұрын
I've never used too but am learning from Derek. Great information for beginners at least
Thanks for the stories of your real life experience Derek, maybe it will help the younger ones make better decisions if they intend to do professional body building in their life. This was interesting video, thumbs up, thanks for the candid honesty too.
I don’t do bodybuilding, I haven’t subscribed but your vids just show up in my feed . I started watching them and I find your whole approach very fascinating. This channel is very informative and I like when you bring a candid approach. Keep it up mate
Here for my daily supraphysiological dose of algorithm enanthate
@PHXJAKE
3 жыл бұрын
super-physiological
@josh7274
3 жыл бұрын
@@PHXJAKE en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/supraphysiological
@laimonaslb
3 жыл бұрын
Super-physiological[2]
@PHXJAKE
3 жыл бұрын
@@josh7274 youre just wrong
@josh7274
3 жыл бұрын
@@PHXJAKE both terms still mean the same🤷
When are we getting a sick line of MPMD merch. Waiting for that supraphysiological T-Shirt
@s1mo-RBC
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t typically fuck with cringe YT merch, but I would 100% buy this.
@TheTitansFather
3 жыл бұрын
It need to emphasize the supra like SUPRAphysiological
@Zainab-bg7yu
3 жыл бұрын
@@s1mo-RBC same, I need this in my life
@beauchamphuberville1355
3 жыл бұрын
Should check out a channel called AVE in how to do this stuff right. Fucking hilarious
@PolakMadaFaka
3 жыл бұрын
Make this happen pls. Never bought anyting merch related. But 10/10 would do, in this case.
Thanks for sharing these experiences. Definitely helping me to not make the dive into the world of PEDs. I 've being watching a lot of your videos lately and really appreciate the quality information you provide.
@mrbrightside3826
2 жыл бұрын
Dont do it. Unless your 50 and up
This guy is so knowledgeable and humane it’s such great content to watch, keep up the amazing videos
Dude this is so insightful. Props to the Derek for sharing this shit. I miss the delts...
@Yungturntb0y
2 жыл бұрын
Kokomo
@wolfiesjustfine6499
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Props to Derek. Test Prop.
Man I'm so glad I waited long enough to start for there to be all this information readily available. Appreciate the work you do bro.
Derrick I remember when you got to 500 subs I’ve been here since the beginning and I said then you was gonna be a smash I’m your biggest fan from the uk 🇬🇧 and the reason you’ll always be respected is you have never forgotten where you came from unlike so many others that come and go
D-bol is the equivalent of unicorns and rainbows. I remember once looking at a blue sky and there was a cloud and I was so appreciative of the delightful beauty that life has to offer. Seriously, psychiatrists should consider D-bol as a potential treatment for depression. I have absolute privilege to make that statement because I had been diagnosed with major depression disorder before the experience of natures aesthetics. The only reason that I discontinued was due the possibility of gynecomastia.
@zachnunya8749
2 жыл бұрын
Did you run it as standalone or on top of test?
@masongoodwin7641
2 жыл бұрын
@@zachnunya8749 Proper protocol
@AkramSaheb
Жыл бұрын
Proper protocol of 500mg test LoL
I did not have any bad cycles. In fact, I had one very good cycle when I took 1 g of Chicken breast as the base combined with 300 mg of rice and broccoli. The gains for insane and no side effects either.
@swagg7109
2 жыл бұрын
Man, this joke is so overdone but it makes me laugh every fucking time.
@justhair17
2 жыл бұрын
@@swagg7109 true
@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn
9 ай бұрын
The secret is fentanyl.
@BrisaRuiva
5 ай бұрын
My cycles are only tofu and lentils 😅
Appreciate your willingness to opening discuss your personal experience. There’s a few times I’ve had severe anger while being on unnecessary dosages of various compounds, tren being one of such. I had an intuition at times the compounds could be causing my anger but it’s not until this year, after being off for 7 months that I’ve really notice how drastically different I feel. Once I can start training again I’ll be looking very seriously into choosing compounds with the best tissue selectivity as well as the lowest effective dosages.
@Sleepy_spartan717
2 жыл бұрын
If I run tren, I only run 100mg tren-e 2x/week. Doesn’t take much tren to get the results while keeping the sides at bay. I add that to 300mg test-e 2x/week in the same days and it works great.
Thank you for your honesty. Saving myself from these miserable experiences , because of your past mistakes. THANK YOU!
I have only just come across your channel, watched 10+ videos in one night - your now my fav youtuber!
Thanks for this, Derek! You're keeping me from doing anything stupid.
My highest BP ever was 147/78 so far but my resting heart rate was at 96 and that got me really fucking worried
@Nickgyw6
3 жыл бұрын
My highest blood pressure was 200/120 (yes serious). My doctor wanted to send me to the ER and I had to come clean I was using steroids. They gave me clonodine which is one of the most powerful blood pressure medications
@malcolmdcwwed
3 жыл бұрын
You're trolling right? That's not even a concern. My resting hr is average in the 90s and shoots up in the 110s when walking around.
@xThexMasterxProx
3 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmdcwwed for a fit young person the heart rate should be around 60 when resting. You have a problem
@joelchong5060
3 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmdcwwed a sub 76 resting hr is healthy anything above that is a concern. Look up resting hr charts you’re in the danger zone as far as resting hr is concerned
@Bradikan
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nickgyw6 200 over 110 jesus your kidneys must have been crying
This has to be one of the funniest vids ever from this channel 😂
I always come and rewatch this every few months. The part about the Dbol back-pumps cracks me up
Blastin and cruisin on liking vids and commenting for the algorithm
This makes me never want to touch gear, thanks Derek
@j.m.8558
2 жыл бұрын
I was researching tren for my first cycle about three years ago. Wanted to jump straight to tren until I read the stories…and I said “this sounds only slightly more intense than I already am.” Ultimately decided that it’s not a good idea to inject liquid satan into your glutes when you’re already a maniac.
@Turambar117
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.m.8558 tbh tren at low doses can be really useful. Like sub 200 mg/ week. Anything past that and somebody's going to have the cops on speed dial around you
@j.m.8558
2 жыл бұрын
@@Turambar117 Meh, I don’t know man I’ve had anger issues for most of my life. Only recently been calming down a bit. I’m sure tren would exacerbate it again 😂 plus I pretty much neglected the gym during law school and let myself go. Recently started again. Want to get my second set of noob gains this year before I consider my first and only cycle. If anything, I might just go on the safe side with a light dose of winstrol or anavar instead of tren. You ever have experience with those? Would you recommend?
@Turambar117
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.m.8558 I've done just one cycle and had zero experience or knowledge prior to doing them. I've since been trying to research as much as possible before I seriously consider pinning again. But my cycle was 500mg test e, 500 mg tren e, 500mg Sustanon, and 200mg Winstrol each week for 12 weeks. My blood pressure skyrocketed and my cholesterol got messed up but I got huge and shredded. And there were times when I was literally about to go kill somebody before my gf calmed me the fuck down. But I have talked to some guys who cruise low doses of tren and feel great without any sides with blood work to back it up. One dude on a forum says his trt is 125mg test and 125mg tren a week and makes him feel awesome
@Eastman1
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.m.8558 i will do my first cycle in a year or so. 50mg dianabol for 6 weeks. and 250mg up to 400mg Test E for 12-16 Weeks injecting two times a week. So 125Mg twice a week or 200 twice a week. Taking arimidex 3-4 times a week during dianabol. and then arimidex on injecting days or when i feel side effect when im only on test E. Then for PCT either Pregnyl only or Clomid And Pregnyl. This is a fairly simple but quite affective cycle ive heard. For a first timer atleast like myself eating maximum 3000-3500 kcal a day and you should stay in decent shape aswell
Thank you!!!!! Appreciate ur honesty and knowledge! Stick with it!!!! We all appreciate and learn from you!
I'd love to hear on psychological mindsets on different types of steroids.
High estrogen is shown to slow gut motility in studies I’ve read. Would love to see you do a video about how aas effects digestion
@josephpa05
3 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@kshinclair2548
2 жыл бұрын
DOI please
@zacharybrooks1729
2 жыл бұрын
It works great it has saved my life from ulcerative colitis. I am no longer disabled and losing blood everyday, I’m able to eat pretty much everything I was before I got sick
@Guthero
2 жыл бұрын
@@zacharybrooks1729 what do u take?
@ITSAULGONE
2 жыл бұрын
I don't mind the higher estrogen though 😏
I fucking love and appreciate the honesty of this video, and i couldn't help but burst into laughter many times. The way you explain things is just so gold man, keep it up.
Make a part 2 too...for the remaining stories. 🔥🔥🙌🙌
Be great to see Derrick's dream and best recommended cycles!
Derek when will you start shipping to aus my man ! Need to support you for all the entertainment and education you give me. Thanks bro
Great video nice to hear it from someone who went through it...really good video
Found you thanks to Dr. Greg. You guys are legit. Thanks for the information you provide. You really rekindled my love for endocrinology and getting jacked. Much love.
Derek having too much fun with his reaction edits.
Would love to video chat with this dude as someone who has an autoimmune disease/large intestine removed and ran sarms & gear at the same time. Think it could give a lot of insight on how certain things can negatively/positively effect the body more than some ppl think of
I used to want to run gear but so bad but couldn't go through with it. I'm glad years later I didn't inject a single drop. You dudes take care of yourself out there.
This content is gold. Thank you so much. My gut hurts from laughing.
I would definitely call Derek an expert when it comes to steroids or anything in the realm of pharmacology. Literally my go to channel for this kind of info.
@RR-et6zp
10 ай бұрын
just do kinobody, its reverse pyramid training with intermittent fasting
I was driving home from my girls at midnight listening to this video. I no joke almost passed out from the story of the bad thigh injection… I pulled off the road cuz the tunnel vision got so bad. Derek almost killed me 😵💫
Appreciate the storytime. Good stuff 👏
I have never taken anything ever, but still love this channel. Great advice for young guys that are about to do stupid shit. At least you give them good advice built up from experience.
Probably one of the best KZread channels out there when it comes to the realm of bodybuilding. Good shit Derek!
You are right about that “500 mg test” recommendation for cycles on the bodybuilding boards. I am glad I was in Montana, didn’t know anyone, didn’t have access to anything, and just lifted hard.
Thanks for sharing your stories. I might be lucky because the only notable side effects if had is acne and hairloss. Maybe because I was a bigger guy when I started? But it's so interesting how different people react to the same compounds.
Love your authentic approach.
Gawd damn you growing bro 🙌🏽 delts are taking over the world
Hilarious video, great stuff Derek!!!
Very humble video, and so funny too :) thanks for sharing so much info on your channel. Peace.
Probably the most entertaining MPMD video OF ALL TIME
I swear Derek has a contagious laugh
Bro dereks laugh is so genuine 😂😂 always when he laughs I laugh with him 😂😂💪🏼
@RR-et6zp
10 ай бұрын
lmao
@jimmylight4866
9 ай бұрын
I read that Bo Derek.
Hey D ur info is not only on point but also fucking priceless with the sooooo true stories....
I can’t be the only one who hates it when these videos start coming to the end I could watch and listen to him all day had me in stitches 😂
Woke up at 5am to make sure I didn't miss this. Caught you at 66 views. Algo cycle has begun.
I love your videos because, whilst I've got absolutely nothing against people doing gear, as a natty loser it makes me really wanna steer clear of Peds. Keep it up bro, peace
@venicec3310
Жыл бұрын
Fr shit does not seem worth it especially if your not even competing. i can imagine his organs are crying lol
@miketapia4527
5 ай бұрын
Greatness requires sacrifice
Preaching to the choir my friend! Had a good laugh in agreement on this one! 😂
We need more Derek stories
“Fat bloated disgusting piece of meat” Can relate 😂
I love the way you described the gym bros on the forums. That was a spot - on description.
Love story time with uncle Derek
The part about the amount left in the vial was the best thing I’ve heard on this channel
I'm in my mid 50's now. Back in the late 80's I took Equipoise, and methyl test with no pct. I hid the drugs from my girlfriend, but after having severe ED for like the 8th time and her in tears, I went behind the dresser and grabbed a handful of old dirty needles and stuck them in her face. See it's me, I'm f'd up not you!
@stevenbaker8903
3 жыл бұрын
No one cares .. I’ve done them and never had problems with ED I have a problem with not being able to stop fucking
@zhill2001
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenbaker8903 yeah i know what you mean
@whiteroseproject7207
3 жыл бұрын
Lol grab a cucumber an go to work nothing gets in the way of your gains 💪😎
@ManuelRodriguez-cy2ls
3 жыл бұрын
@@whiteroseproject7207 lmao fr
@quinn2002
2 жыл бұрын
At first I read you sticking them in her face as an actual assault and not just showing her
Take a shot everytine he says " Test" . Cheers to the algorithm.
@hatrickyman
3 жыл бұрын
A shot of test?
@Daltonmaning
3 жыл бұрын
two shots of test
@supremo8578
3 жыл бұрын
A shot of a deca/test blend?
Great video. Love the honesty and great information.
Didn’t expect to love this video this much.
I couldn’t imagine being super paranoid, while being super jacked that makes people look at you. Reminds me of when I used to slang coke and drive a brand new 2006 GTO in 2006. I was using and selling, and pretty young (like 22) so I was super paranoid, but drove a car that turned a lot of heads and people looked a lot. They were probably just checking out my car, but in my mind they were feds or CI’s lol terrible time.
@pkdude5334
Жыл бұрын
this post reminds me of the Pontiac G8. underrated car
@millhouse313
Жыл бұрын
@@pkdude5334 oh hell yea. There’s one in my town that’s all modded and it’s a mean mf
@fernandostudebaker5861
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but you definitely made that story up. lmao people on the internet are weird
@millhouse313
Жыл бұрын
@@fernandostudebaker5861 that’s not even that cool of a story. Sorry that you’re such a bum that THAT story seems implausible to you
At least Derek got the balls to try & get the knowledge out there from his mistakes. Can’t tell you how many guys I’ve seen nuke their hair.
I'm amazed at how similar we are and our cycle experiences have been. I even had to cut a hole in my butt cheek!
I love this video, thanks for sharing your experience
Your candor is refreshing
Hoping a turkesterone follow up is coming in the next couple of weeks! Great vid as always.
I'm learning so much about PEDs from you, even though I never plan on using them lol.
Awesome vid, man. Brutally honest for sure 😄 but very relatable
7:51 “panting and wheezing like a dinosaur” was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Derek is the real life Dr. Hulk
I am not seasoned but I got back into lifting after years and quickly built up to my old maxes. I tried test-e and had such bad reactions and pain. Everyone said it was normal and you get flu like symptoms the first few days. The pain and symptoms were so bad all my maxes dropped cause it put me out of the gym so long and then I could barely walk due to injection sight pain. Note I did training In IVs. I let people practice on me. Im not a wimp when it comes to needles and pain. I looked like a fool turning the corner at work and my legs giving out.
Hi Derek I have some great stories love your content
I was laughing out loud at the intro 5 seconds in. Good shit as always bro!
i really like this forum and stories videos , recently Leo mentioned GH15 on his podcast also , would be great if you can make a video about worst advices you saw on the forums or something like that , keep up the good work bro , cheers
Can you do a ‘if I could start over again’ type video
@officialGamer1000
2 жыл бұрын
don’t do it jake
@quinn2002
2 жыл бұрын
Never start that’s the answer
I love how fucking love this channel.
Plz more this was entertaining af
Great video Derek ! Great learning from you!❤️ Dbol on some hard workout days only ? Ex: 3 times Weekly pre workout only 20-30 mg. Thoughts?
@andersbs7370
3 жыл бұрын
❤️?
Hey Derek! Have you heard that song called AlgoRithm of the night? 😉
Wow man, hope you are healthy after all that. When I was around 18 years old my only similar experience was nothing like yours, but back then I was scared to have taken some oral drops from a brand called Cybergenics back in the early 90s. Supposedly it was legal and even advertised on muscle magazines but I experienced a very huge weight gain, very puffy looking as you described. Must say that my food intake was insane back then and my training was also pretty good. So hopefully not related to that. But nowadays I still have some doubts what substance did I really took from that product. It was the only thing I took apart from amino acids tabs and protein powders and as said I was scared AF to have took some kind of steroids. I never could have taken what you got.
Derek you always make me laugh buddy thank you