Oh yeah, I remember this soldier...

@lordvader5041

9 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Woods Hello, Jeffrey Woods.

@lordvader5041

9 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Woods Oh yes... So much blood... Glorious.

@lordvader5041

9 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Woods Not if you use the force to turn them inside-out. ;)

@lordvader5041

9 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Woods Yeah. They removed the blood when making the documentaries about me though.

@grantreed9790

9 жыл бұрын

Lord Vader That answer is perfect.

Now way I'd make fun of him. This was brilliant and I wish I had the balls to do this as part of my public speaking class

@Mel_the_Pirate

8 жыл бұрын

I wish this happened at every college.

@crayonberry2123

4 жыл бұрын

This is new but, just fucking do it. You won't be made fun of, you'd be respected for your bravery. And at this point, you only live once so why the fuck not. I'll go to the gas station in my cosplay and send it to you on whatever platform if you want. So, I say yolo and jump in! Sorry for the language have a nice day

@wulf1046

4 жыл бұрын

Last Shadow honestly do it

this is frickin awesome. i wish These students would take this guy seriously. I mean really he's trying to teach the history of him in the empire.

@ezekielmalone6068

8 жыл бұрын

+TheMightyDevilsaurus Rex2 I remember when one of these guys visited my school, I immediately dropped out of college and enlisted with the Empire.

@thegrox4343

8 жыл бұрын

+Ezekiel Malone Which one? The Empire of Akatosh or the Galactic Empire?

@grimmisascorchmain9486

6 жыл бұрын

xXTyrant LizardKingXx ikr

I don't like when people think stormtroopers are clonetoopers

@CabooseCore

9 жыл бұрын

Shagy Walrus whats the differences

@wasquea2710

9 жыл бұрын

storm troopers arnt clones

@CabooseCore

9 жыл бұрын

ok

@Middlefingestudios1

9 жыл бұрын

Shagy Walrus well some of them are, but most of them are recruits

@DirektorSplennic

9 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Woods well, your right in a way. the were clones right when order 66 was issued, but around the time of a new hope, most of the clones were dead because of the accelerated growing process, but the only surviving clones were part of the 501st or vader's fist. when the first death star exploded it wiped out the remaining clones because they were all on the first death star. so from episode 5 - 6 the stormtroopers are all recruits.

Pretty sure if a storm trooper was teaching class id never fall asleep in class again.

Oh man I wish I had one of these uniforms. The stormtrooper armor just instills fear.

@MaelRadec42

8 жыл бұрын

***** I know, but I was talking about how I wanted armor. I already know that it instills fear.

@MaelRadec42

8 жыл бұрын

***** The part where they can't hit anything was actually staged if you listen to the dialogue between the Admiral and Vader. They can hit stuff, very well, but they intentionally wanted to miss so that Luke could get away and they could chase the Falcon.

@Strykelife

8 жыл бұрын

+jon lindholm The E-11 blaster rifle may have been accurate but so were the Troopers who used them. In the opening scene of a New Hope they decimate the rebels on the Blockade Runner. Next remember how Kenobi commended their accuracy yet there were blaster points everywhere? Well when he commended them he pointed to the Sand Crawlers key systems. And afterwards said that it was made to look like a Tusken attack, hence the random blaster marks. On the Death Star not so much. That's because they were ordered not to kill them. If you recall a tracking device was put on the Falcon. It wouldn't do much good tracking them to the Rebel base if they were dead now would it? But okay, say that's all circumstantial and doesn't mean anything. Well how about the Battle of Hoth where they absolutely again, demolished the Rebels. Both inside Echo base and out. In Cloud City again they miss Luke but again they want him alive. Finally the Battle of Endor, Scout Troopers miss Leia when they've got her pinned because they want her as a prisoner. And why did they lose against the Ewoks? Well for one they don't know the forest as well as the Ewoks do. Secondly Ewok's are brown. Wanna know what else is brown? Dirt and tree's. Wanna know what color you won't find in abundance within a forest? White. And despite their accuracy their armor didn't really do a good job protecting them. And even after all that they still did a number on the Ewoks.

@MaelRadec42

8 жыл бұрын

HeadHunterX Damn right. They are a formidable foe. They aren't something you mess with.

@Strykelife

8 жыл бұрын

Mael Radec Hell yeah they are. People don't give them nearly enough credit.

The greatest teacher ever

Man if you were a nerd and you became a stormtrooper...you could blast the jocks before they even get into the wedgie-giving stance

@pants4337

9 жыл бұрын

but you couldn't hit them XD

@fluffyfiend7580

4 жыл бұрын

You know, you don't have to be a stormtrooper to blast a jock lol

If only it was Gary from robot chicken Star Wars teaching. He would either be an awesome teacher or he'd probably start accidentally f**king up the classroom.

@jo-oy4vj

8 жыл бұрын

maybe he would bring his doughter

@scrotemcgoiter2251

8 жыл бұрын

+Omar Ramirez Or even better Gary from Fallout 3. Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary

he's like a a military recruiter

when you need to need to teach a class at 9 but gotta Empire at 10

Can’t believe this is almost a decade old. This was when Star Wars was still a famous thing. Before the dark times. Before Disney.

... No comment except that is so hilarious and awesome!

@entjtype1250

9 жыл бұрын

technically that is a comment

The storm trooper's prob in the 501st, He has Jango fett DNA.

@LifeAsAPotato

8 жыл бұрын

oh, thks lol

@legodude3001

8 жыл бұрын

+Life As A Potato a clonetrooper not a stormtrooper

@cpmtn1995

8 жыл бұрын

+legodude3001 the 501 were clones and with the start of the empire they became storm troopers

@legodude3001

8 жыл бұрын

i mean yeah you said stormtroopers has jango's DNA i mean it was clonetroopers

@LifeAsAPotato

8 жыл бұрын

Vader commands a group of troops called the 501st. The storm troopers in the beginning of A New Hope, were the 501st. They all have jango fett DNA

i want to be a Storm Trooper somebody recruit me

@CPskipper21344

9 жыл бұрын

Btw you must have a 0.0% accuracy

@jayzx1920

9 жыл бұрын

is that right?!?!?!?!?

@GungnirRed

9 жыл бұрын

Legit Username Atleast training is simple

@jayzx1920

9 жыл бұрын

lol

@rainbowdash8598

9 жыл бұрын

You should receive your armor in 2-3 weeks.

I want a Stormtrooper to be my school teacher!

I've been in college for several years now and the Empire has never invaded my college. What do we have to do to get noticed? Run a Rebel Flag up the flagpole?

@Pivotguy419

10 жыл бұрын

i think so. worked for them

@hobbknacass1658

10 жыл бұрын

Pivotguy419 No it just has to be a community collage xD

@davido.1233

10 жыл бұрын

dude that'd be awesome!

@HamboneVader

10 жыл бұрын

That's funny! GO EWOKS!

@scottveronese262

9 жыл бұрын

I know right! I'm only 11 but I'm a total star wars nerd. If u ran a rebel flag up the pole u will definitely get noticed. The troopers would probably try to kill the idiot who thought about that and miss every shot they take.

Empire > Rebels

@Cipher_IGA

9 жыл бұрын

Fuck u!!!!!

@lordvader5041

9 жыл бұрын

TheMrQuackles ;)

@TheMrQuackles

9 жыл бұрын

Lord Vader Ayy lmao

@dennisheimann3606

8 жыл бұрын

Republic > Empire

@conelrad1447

8 жыл бұрын

No

Man, I want to join the 501st... I always loved stormtroopers. When I am a little older I am totally getting some stormtrooper armor, and joining up.

It would've been funny if he said alright well I'm going to go see if McDonalds is hiring and then he walks out the room

Stormtrooper as a teacer, it had been a bit strange, but also very cool. I had foud show it had been in my class.

@theangryfrog254

8 жыл бұрын

Teacher* Found*

how is this not viral?

I'm in the wrong class. I'm here for Shadow Stormtrooper class.

man my college sucks they never do shit like this! I would love to have a stormtrooper come into my class with a recruitment to the empire presentation like this!

@lordvader5041

9 жыл бұрын

MrHornyboy2000 It will be done.

He's served the Empire for 28 years and is a Clone who took part in Order 66? Alright let's do some math real quick, most clones would go through 10 or so years of training and since they grow twice as fast as humans, that would make them around 20. So, then he serves 28 more years for the Empire, 28 x 2 = 56 + 20 = 76 which is the youngest age he could be. Maybe I'm just digging too deep into the video...

@crazysuricata2025

3 жыл бұрын

Well... They have him teaching kids instead of blasting rebels.

Those blasters on the table would never be allowed in school today

Imagine like me being there, and he would be like : Storm Trooper : What is your name? Me : You don't need to know *swings fingers* Storm Trooper : Ok.. em Doesn't matter i dont need to know.

@MultiPureskill

8 жыл бұрын

I would love to go there with Kylo Ren stuff on me, :D Im planing on making whole Kylo Ren Set.

@MultiPureskill

8 жыл бұрын

Dont have money. ; - ; ._. ( :D )

@theprimereason3288

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ilittlemonster22

8 жыл бұрын

+MultiPureskill Stormtrooper is one word pls respect

@theprimereason3288

8 жыл бұрын

+Stormtrooper is one word pls respect besides the guy in the video is a Sandtrooper not a Stormtrooper

WHOO COULD DIDLIKE THIS??

@joshgreene1425

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Ghost star trek fans.

ughh wish it was focused more on the projecter too

It would have been hilarious if he had reacted to the Death Star like: "What do you mean they blew it up!? Who's they? What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?"

if only that would happen at my school LOL

@bennypotatoe1511

8 жыл бұрын

+S.B.B.9. Gaming We all wish this happened at our school

@theprimereason3288

8 жыл бұрын

Benny Potatoe hey ive seen a potato like you but he was a jerk you seem much nicer

Cought wind of this off the 501st cast, and i can say that this among other things keeps me working towards the goal of one day geting a designation myself. Thanks for the laughs and making my weekend. Troop on!!

It would have been nice to see the screen

i wish this happen in my school

this is why teachers are evil there retired empire stormtroopers lol

@spider-venom6782

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just call my empire evil?

I love when students start laughing when troopers walk in. But when they realize the detail and hard work we put into our "jobs," they appreciate us a little more :) Awesome work brother. - TX3017

There's a class at my college that actually goes over and deeper into Star Wars with its analysis.

*raises hand* what do you think about rebels?

@Someertyu

6 жыл бұрын

Halo Fan22 SCUMBAGS

Wish I was a stormtrooper. Would be the only one to hit straight.

He's sandtrooper!

Thanks, youtube recommendations. This guy is awesome

he has done a excellent lecture!

1st time seeing this. This is awesome. Love it.

Why can't my teachers do that -_-

Very cool video. I love the idea of doing something like this at a high school. I think that would be a lot of fun.

20 years of Service and they don’t even clap, their loyalty has been miss guided in the rebellion

gotta give the guy props for having the balls to do this

well.. now I will never see my teacher the same again.

28 years of service? That's dead in clone years! :) Seriously, this is really awesome. Wish I had teachers like this.

That is a teacher who loves Star Wars x3

actually hes a Sand Trooper.... but this is cool.

@YouKnowItsVain

9 жыл бұрын

Sand trooper is just a sub class of the storm trooper

@olivia16000

6 жыл бұрын

Inferno Squad 85. No the thing on his shoulder is to display his rank. U just usually see it on sand troopers

I'm thinking, "what am I watching?" But 5 seconds later I'm laughing out loud. :)

Best teacher ever

Preciate it man. Nice to know there are still SW fans out there. :D

I wish he went to my high school. My life would have been radically different.

coolest teacher ever

was this a project?

I wish I found this 12 years ago cause this if hilarious

Ah, a Space Force Recruiter. Coming to a local campus or secondary school near you!

Lesson of the day: How to find the droids you're looking for.

I would love to have this teacher

Should walk around the campus with a sign that says "Enlist in the Empire today."

Give this man a beer

Reminds me of when my us history teacher came In in his civil war re enactment uniform and drilled us like cadets ( maneuvers and all in the middle of summer)

I wish I had him as my history teacher in high school 😥😆

The best teacher

Oh, I got Darth Revan and Darth Malak, we dual wielded lightsabers. When I graduated I got Double Bladed Lightsabers.

Ah, yes. The good ol' days when legends was canon...you will be missed

i would be giggling nonstop if a stormtrooper was teaching my classes.

teaching a class, like a boss

wow Stormtrooper really cool 👏👏❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I go to Moraine currently and if a storm trooper walked into class I would cry

This is great!

Me: oh why me - stormtrooper : sit down-me; sir yes sir - vader enters the class - me banging my head on desk - me:why me - vader:you come with me- me: force so help me

What a man.

@SonOfVietKid91 DC-15s are used by the Clones. E-11s for Stormtroopers.

Hey man, funny vid! Which trooper are you? I'm TB-7024 of the Wisconsin Garrison.

@mistoryroblox8198

5 жыл бұрын

Zach Wagner BRAYDEN

Hehehe, nice! You should post the slide show you used on the MWG board.

today in history we will be learning about the old republic.

I wish I had a teacher like that. Imagine that. ;)

I am a proud Moraine valley student now.

@wessnyder117 Actually since the Mandalorians were pretty much decimated by the Republic during the Mandalorian wars, most Mandalorians are mercenaries just fighting for credits. Not alot of them are actually left, Jango Fett is a mandalorian as well so all clone troopers are cloned from a mandalorian.

Sith Grade was Hell, I had drills, I had to learn how to shoot inaccurately, and always had to put this armor on that "was guaranteed to kill your infantrymen or your money back" logo on my back... lol.

StormTrooper: Alright Ill Be Teaching You How To Invade Earth

true genius i know what im doing for show and tell this year

I was waiting for the part where he addresses one of the guys as a wookie.

What class is this? Speaking/presentation course or something cause I cant think of a class that would let this be presented within context of the class

err sir i think that those were the droids you were looking for

Darn rebels! I wanted to be a trooper and have those perks.

only my teachers back then were funny like this

Gosh I wish I had a Stormtrooper recruit _my_ class...

Question, where the hell was this class? I would have died to have this. It looks so AWESOME. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Oh crap, I would love to be in this club

nice pal, really nice

Hey. Is that Gary from robot chicken?

@ghoulishIy

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

Actually shortly after the establishment of the Empire the Emperor Palpatine expanded the Cloning templates and also recruited heavily from Human populations so that by the time of Yavin most Stormtroopers where actually normal Humans. Only Thrawn later on would heavily use clones to try and rebuild the Stormtrooper Corps as the later Imperial Remnant and Fel Empire would use first regular Humans then of course expanded it to alien species to help get more recruits.

if they don't listen he's going to call in order 66

i remember back in 7th grade my science teacher/ Football coach dressed like darth vader was funny as hell

Where'd he get that suit?

Do they still go to Maraine? because i live down the street.