Stop thinking and you will be happy [Malcolm in the Middle 5x21 Reese Joins The Army 1]
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@killerbug055 ай бұрын
The crack in his voice when he says "my god. A soldier like you comes along once in a thousand years" is pure acting gold.
@loremaster8475
3 ай бұрын
he was so damn proud. :')
@TheTerminator-cg7tr Жыл бұрын
you know that shit he said is the military's dream when even the instructor gets emotive
@BDC39
8 ай бұрын
He sounded so genuine lol
@Mexican_Loko Жыл бұрын
Forrest Gump would be proud of Resse.
@calebsoria1901
Жыл бұрын
thats what i was thinking
@JonOfNoTrades
Жыл бұрын
Only if he was told to be proud of him by his officer
@antoniosilvapaucar6158
Жыл бұрын
Quotes Drill Sergeant : Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump : To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant : God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
@carsongrover9924
9 ай бұрын
“Because you told me to, drill sergeant!”
@sfiggz20388 ай бұрын
This is my secret at work, and I've been in the same company for 11 years. Got promoted 4 times without making an effort, consistently receiving quarterly bonuses and high annual increases.
@Karateka1973
8 ай бұрын
Whenever management asks me for my opinion, I always respond with, "My opinion is whatever you tell me it is."
@alivenumber5
8 ай бұрын
@@Karateka1973By George I think you've cracked the code.
@TheArt3mis
6 ай бұрын
Holy shit I’ve been having huge problems at work after taking on a leadership position. And for some reason I remembered this and now I think things are gonna get better.
@user-vh4qq7gc2w
5 ай бұрын
@@TheArt3mishow is it going
@TheArt3mis
5 ай бұрын
@@user-vh4qq7gc2w extremely well my boss asked me this week "why werent you like this when you started"
@eliezerferraris942 Жыл бұрын
this just save me a lot of money on marriage counselling
@DaveyKanabus
5 ай бұрын
Only if you're the wife. Do this as the husband and she'll lose all respect for you, you'll be divorced in 18 months.
@Psycoducker
3 ай бұрын
@@DaveyKanabusThat seems very personal
@adewilson132
3 ай бұрын
@@Psycoduckerno it’s not personal it’s the truth.
@loremaster8475
3 ай бұрын
@@adewilson132 lmao it was both. if your a man you and you live in western society you know your getting screwed if you get married. the court system destroys men even if the wife cheats and leaves more than likely she's getting most of the guys check over half the assets and the kids. man gets to shut up and go sleep in the streets and still have to pay the bills or go to jail.
@loremaster8475
3 ай бұрын
YT censoring my comments lol
@JewishKeto5 ай бұрын
I told a friend at work “if I just do what I’m told and NOTHING else… things get easy… I’m much happier that way!” And she started laughing rolling her eyes and said “listen buddy… you’d do VERY well in a cult!”
@aidenbatista59868 ай бұрын
Leave it to Malcolm in the middle to be one of the only shows to get the uniform right hell it even has the proper unit patch for the drill
"I'm the world's happiest tool" That's pretty much the point when you're a soldier, you fight for those who stir up problems but are too important or cowardly to go fight it themselves
@vanityofthesaint2 жыл бұрын
love this scene
@anonymousmammal1741 Жыл бұрын
The accuracy
@aphaomega0098 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 sadly that is true most of the time when going to boot csmp everyone goes into a stressed state of mind but if you empty your thoughts and follow instructions thinhs will get easy. Military provides structure and organization which are essential tools that we use in every day life that we take for granted
@shadowsonicsilver6
11 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, it destroys individual thinking. I do not deny that the Military can provide structure and all that. Still, there are also a lot of drawbacks to the Military, which is why we, the people, be it vets, civilians, or soldiers, must do our job to change the military for the better and to improve upon it even if it means turning the military away from a force that destroys, to a power that builds, or engages in rescue operations.
@patchwurk6652
11 ай бұрын
You just perfectly described the logic of cult indoctrination.
@aphaomega0098
11 ай бұрын
@@patchwurk6652 military isnt even a cult 😂
@patchwurk6652
11 ай бұрын
@@aphaomega0098 ...Y'know, I could mention a career with the military that spanned a decade as evidence, but that would just be an appeal to authority and an anecdotal story. So tell you what, how's about you look up how cult recruitment operates and compare that to how the US DoD recruits? There's endless videos online pointing out the comparisons and tendency of the DoD to abuse and exploit cult tactics during boot camp and their careers. Down to even deliberately trying to make their personnel mentally unfit for the civilian world so "Existence within the cult is the only form of life that makes sense." Cult 101: Make your victims utterly reliant on the cult in order to survive and limit their information of outside influences so they can't figure out how to effectively get out from under you. But sure, it's "Not a cult." I mean they said so, would a cult ever lie? Would the US military ever lie? Psh, Nawwwwwww whose ever accused Uncle Sam of being fraudulent? /s
@TundrousOfficial
8 ай бұрын
Individual thinking can be detrimental to a group like the military though. You become strung up on what's unfair, how you feel, etc. The task to the group is all that matters.@@shadowsonicsilver6
@asdasd-xg1pj3 ай бұрын
We are very proud soldier o7.
@calebsoria1901 Жыл бұрын
This feels like forest gump
@embatbr8 ай бұрын
"Would you like to know more?"
@Karateka19738 ай бұрын
Successfully married men know that this the secret to a divorce proof marriage..lol
@jaycee5502
7 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂 got a couple family members haven't heard of in years I guess it's true lol
@JewishKeto5 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard when the DI gets choked up.
@54nj66613 күн бұрын
They created a monster..
@srdf990 Жыл бұрын
Basic Training 101
@tylerlawlerDEVGRU Жыл бұрын
❤
@chrisc95266 ай бұрын
poor dude just got ego death'd
@CynicalEyebrow22 күн бұрын
Captain America origin story.
@brodytaylor16718 ай бұрын
I kind of do what he did during our jrotc just shut my rain off and do what I was told.
@RussLinzmeierАй бұрын
Blind unthinking obedience with just the right amount of ass kissing to those in authority .
@robertjamestaylor92618 ай бұрын
comedy show dropped more game than all those motivational videos, think less do more
@poolpisser9000Ай бұрын
i haven't watched the show what the fuck happens in the later seasons first he joins the army then he's in a desert?
@zarsoft
Ай бұрын
Gone to Alaska in search for a job.
@defmax29 Жыл бұрын
Just seen this clip and hoped it was a film. Gutted.
@griddycheese
Жыл бұрын
Why
@SPD24797
9 ай бұрын
Dont be, Malcolm In The Middle is an amazing show
@akinbobolaz8 ай бұрын
Didnt take long to find what show this is from but the content creator was to lazy to do his job he wants to get paid for
@gg23248 ай бұрын
this being broadcasted on fox is quite ironic
@Ytbenji883 ай бұрын
What’s the episode?
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
Season 5 Episode 21 (see title)
@waynesgamingtvАй бұрын
This a movie?
@zarsoft
Ай бұрын
TV episode - see title of video.
@zachumi72456 ай бұрын
I think this is the only way to improve my relationship 😢 maybe i shouldn't be a person just and object that can be thrown away when i break after all she will be happy at least
@sponge95535 ай бұрын
If someone were to go into boot camp and actually kiss ass and act like this, would the drill sergeants be happy? I've always wondered
@Daboyford403 ай бұрын
Movie?
@AlbertaGeek
3 ай бұрын
TV series. Malcolm in the Middle.
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
The series title and episode number is in the video title.
@hecaceres23 ай бұрын
What movie is this
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
That information is in the title of the video.
@giantsr1eva
Ай бұрын
@hecacers2 It’s a television show called Malcom in the Middle.
@seeseekay2 ай бұрын
just like in a marriage. wife speak. I follow. household at peace
@chrismc4105 ай бұрын
This couldn't be me. I'm an engineer and technician. Its our job and reason for being to think of better ways and make them work. Drill Sergeant or anyone else shouldn't tell engineers what to do, rather what you want done and a time frame and not ask how or why. Just know it will be done in the time allotted.
@mitu02043 ай бұрын
What is this please explain any one I need it
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
The series title and episode number is written in the video title.
@liamjm9278
Ай бұрын
People like you are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.
@apostledesmondban66068 ай бұрын
I'm GOD's Instrument. I Am CHRIST's Soldier!!
@pecelivitikitoga34092 жыл бұрын
Name of the movie?.
@zarsoft
2 жыл бұрын
Series and episode are witten on video title.
@mafik90
2 жыл бұрын
“Dumb and dumber”
@Andrewcranky
2 жыл бұрын
Malcolm in the Middle . TV Show.
@smeckjee
Жыл бұрын
I think it Forrest Gump, military scene
@sirswaggington
Жыл бұрын
Broke Back Mountain, last few minutes of the movie so you have to watch the whole thing to get to it
@askjeevescosby29288 ай бұрын
Their mom ruined their lives. He found ourpose and she forced him out, malcom got a career and she forced him to nit take it to instead waste his life getting a degree expecting him to be president. Women like her raise terrible children and ide say if it was real she woild be responcibke for how bad they are.
Пікірлер: 94
The crack in his voice when he says "my god. A soldier like you comes along once in a thousand years" is pure acting gold.
@loremaster8475
3 ай бұрын
he was so damn proud. :')
you know that shit he said is the military's dream when even the instructor gets emotive
@BDC39
8 ай бұрын
He sounded so genuine lol
Forrest Gump would be proud of Resse.
@calebsoria1901
Жыл бұрын
thats what i was thinking
@JonOfNoTrades
Жыл бұрын
Only if he was told to be proud of him by his officer
@antoniosilvapaucar6158
Жыл бұрын
Quotes Drill Sergeant : Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump : To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant : God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
@carsongrover9924
9 ай бұрын
“Because you told me to, drill sergeant!”
This is my secret at work, and I've been in the same company for 11 years. Got promoted 4 times without making an effort, consistently receiving quarterly bonuses and high annual increases.
@Karateka1973
8 ай бұрын
Whenever management asks me for my opinion, I always respond with, "My opinion is whatever you tell me it is."
@alivenumber5
8 ай бұрын
@@Karateka1973By George I think you've cracked the code.
@TheArt3mis
6 ай бұрын
Holy shit I’ve been having huge problems at work after taking on a leadership position. And for some reason I remembered this and now I think things are gonna get better.
@user-vh4qq7gc2w
5 ай бұрын
@@TheArt3mishow is it going
@TheArt3mis
5 ай бұрын
@@user-vh4qq7gc2w extremely well my boss asked me this week "why werent you like this when you started"
this just save me a lot of money on marriage counselling
@DaveyKanabus
5 ай бұрын
Only if you're the wife. Do this as the husband and she'll lose all respect for you, you'll be divorced in 18 months.
@Psycoducker
3 ай бұрын
@@DaveyKanabusThat seems very personal
@adewilson132
3 ай бұрын
@@Psycoduckerno it’s not personal it’s the truth.
@loremaster8475
3 ай бұрын
@@adewilson132 lmao it was both. if your a man you and you live in western society you know your getting screwed if you get married. the court system destroys men even if the wife cheats and leaves more than likely she's getting most of the guys check over half the assets and the kids. man gets to shut up and go sleep in the streets and still have to pay the bills or go to jail.
@loremaster8475
3 ай бұрын
YT censoring my comments lol
I told a friend at work “if I just do what I’m told and NOTHING else… things get easy… I’m much happier that way!” And she started laughing rolling her eyes and said “listen buddy… you’d do VERY well in a cult!”
Leave it to Malcolm in the middle to be one of the only shows to get the uniform right hell it even has the proper unit patch for the drill
@Mark-rc5md
5 ай бұрын
Screaming Abe and his AA badge
Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat
@thebeaverkidd2970
6 ай бұрын
Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat
@TheW1tcher78
4 ай бұрын
@@thebeaverkidd2970 Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat
@underplay3579
3 ай бұрын
@@TheW1tcher78 Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat
"I'm the world's happiest tool" That's pretty much the point when you're a soldier, you fight for those who stir up problems but are too important or cowardly to go fight it themselves
love this scene
The accuracy
🤣🤣🤣🤣 sadly that is true most of the time when going to boot csmp everyone goes into a stressed state of mind but if you empty your thoughts and follow instructions thinhs will get easy. Military provides structure and organization which are essential tools that we use in every day life that we take for granted
@shadowsonicsilver6
11 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, it destroys individual thinking. I do not deny that the Military can provide structure and all that. Still, there are also a lot of drawbacks to the Military, which is why we, the people, be it vets, civilians, or soldiers, must do our job to change the military for the better and to improve upon it even if it means turning the military away from a force that destroys, to a power that builds, or engages in rescue operations.
@patchwurk6652
11 ай бұрын
You just perfectly described the logic of cult indoctrination.
@aphaomega0098
11 ай бұрын
@@patchwurk6652 military isnt even a cult 😂
@patchwurk6652
11 ай бұрын
@@aphaomega0098 ...Y'know, I could mention a career with the military that spanned a decade as evidence, but that would just be an appeal to authority and an anecdotal story. So tell you what, how's about you look up how cult recruitment operates and compare that to how the US DoD recruits? There's endless videos online pointing out the comparisons and tendency of the DoD to abuse and exploit cult tactics during boot camp and their careers. Down to even deliberately trying to make their personnel mentally unfit for the civilian world so "Existence within the cult is the only form of life that makes sense." Cult 101: Make your victims utterly reliant on the cult in order to survive and limit their information of outside influences so they can't figure out how to effectively get out from under you. But sure, it's "Not a cult." I mean they said so, would a cult ever lie? Would the US military ever lie? Psh, Nawwwwwww whose ever accused Uncle Sam of being fraudulent? /s
@TundrousOfficial
8 ай бұрын
Individual thinking can be detrimental to a group like the military though. You become strung up on what's unfair, how you feel, etc. The task to the group is all that matters.@@shadowsonicsilver6
We are very proud soldier o7.
This feels like forest gump
"Would you like to know more?"
Successfully married men know that this the secret to a divorce proof marriage..lol
@jaycee5502
7 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂 got a couple family members haven't heard of in years I guess it's true lol
I laughed so hard when the DI gets choked up.
They created a monster..
Basic Training 101
❤
poor dude just got ego death'd
Captain America origin story.
I kind of do what he did during our jrotc just shut my rain off and do what I was told.
Blind unthinking obedience with just the right amount of ass kissing to those in authority .
comedy show dropped more game than all those motivational videos, think less do more
i haven't watched the show what the fuck happens in the later seasons first he joins the army then he's in a desert?
@zarsoft
Ай бұрын
Gone to Alaska in search for a job.
Just seen this clip and hoped it was a film. Gutted.
@griddycheese
Жыл бұрын
Why
@SPD24797
9 ай бұрын
Dont be, Malcolm In The Middle is an amazing show
Didnt take long to find what show this is from but the content creator was to lazy to do his job he wants to get paid for
this being broadcasted on fox is quite ironic
What’s the episode?
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
Season 5 Episode 21 (see title)
This a movie?
@zarsoft
Ай бұрын
TV episode - see title of video.
I think this is the only way to improve my relationship 😢 maybe i shouldn't be a person just and object that can be thrown away when i break after all she will be happy at least
If someone were to go into boot camp and actually kiss ass and act like this, would the drill sergeants be happy? I've always wondered
Movie?
@AlbertaGeek
3 ай бұрын
TV series. Malcolm in the Middle.
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
The series title and episode number is in the video title.
What movie is this
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
That information is in the title of the video.
@giantsr1eva
Ай бұрын
@hecacers2 It’s a television show called Malcom in the Middle.
just like in a marriage. wife speak. I follow. household at peace
This couldn't be me. I'm an engineer and technician. Its our job and reason for being to think of better ways and make them work. Drill Sergeant or anyone else shouldn't tell engineers what to do, rather what you want done and a time frame and not ask how or why. Just know it will be done in the time allotted.
What is this please explain any one I need it
@zarsoft
3 ай бұрын
The series title and episode number is written in the video title.
@liamjm9278
Ай бұрын
People like you are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.
I'm GOD's Instrument. I Am CHRIST's Soldier!!
Name of the movie?.
@zarsoft
2 жыл бұрын
Series and episode are witten on video title.
@mafik90
2 жыл бұрын
“Dumb and dumber”
@Andrewcranky
2 жыл бұрын
Malcolm in the Middle . TV Show.
@smeckjee
Жыл бұрын
I think it Forrest Gump, military scene
@sirswaggington
Жыл бұрын
Broke Back Mountain, last few minutes of the movie so you have to watch the whole thing to get to it
Their mom ruined their lives. He found ourpose and she forced him out, malcom got a career and she forced him to nit take it to instead waste his life getting a degree expecting him to be president. Women like her raise terrible children and ide say if it was real she woild be responcibke for how bad they are.