Sign petitions, donate and educate yourselves: docs.google.com/document/d/1-0KC83vYfVQ-2freQveH43PWxuab2uWDEGolzrNoIks/preview?pru=AAABcod_c7g%2A5rNQ6ITOabUly2LZbfCDkg

@leojames9390

4 жыл бұрын

Sup james

@l.nscooter8533

4 жыл бұрын

James Marriott Vidburger

@tisisizzy7789

4 жыл бұрын

Vidburger

@fionashaw6935

4 жыл бұрын

vid burger

@rosie9487

4 жыл бұрын

thanks james

His brother Logan grew tf up after that Japan incident, unlike Jake who still thinks it's cool to be toxic and controversial

@itsmefm

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have said it better myself 🙏🙏

@jenofjennifer

4 жыл бұрын

Yes truthpost even though I see you everywhere sometimes.

@khoiphan2990

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Jake is just a goddammed absolute piece of trash with the intelligence of a football field, the morals of a raccoon on the streets, and the mental state of a dead cockroach, while Logan actually grow and change from his mistakes.

@AdriCr4ft

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t grow up. He just has guidance now. He has someone that makes him think what he’s saying and if it’s ok to do it. When you start to get money you need someone like this besides you so you don’t get your image ruined. All celebs have one. Logan was clever and got one too. The only think will happen is Logan will naturally adapt into manually doing and saying what he’s “helper” usually tells him. Ugh 😑 I woke up with shitty English today so I’m sorry if you can’t even read this lmao 😂

@infantswithfirearms

4 жыл бұрын

DUDE do we just watch all the same channels or do you watch literally everything

When your brother films a dead body in a “Suicide forest” and people still prefer him over you. Feels bad

@atm0340

4 жыл бұрын

OOF

@3.cstasy

4 жыл бұрын

fucking toasted

@2xMexJesus

4 жыл бұрын

Logan's content has evolved and isn't half as bad he was even on NoJumper like damn

@lizardpoo8524

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@francovargaslopez795

4 жыл бұрын

Stop it he is already dead (jake)

Love how Jake Paul’s mom was like “finally someone said what I’ve been meaning to tell him” 😳

@these90svibez97

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gen1136

3 жыл бұрын

@Rose Coughlan lol

@What-Tech-

3 жыл бұрын

@@gen1136 lol

@ford6000

3 жыл бұрын

@@What-Tech- lol

@theshubaduck9378

3 жыл бұрын

@@ford6000 lol

James, you aren't trilingual, you are quadrilingual. You speak: English Spanish Portuguese Sarcastic

@sugarypages7549

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@karlossingh842

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget the truth

@bluecheesemints9208

3 жыл бұрын

Quint-lingual - comedy is the first language

@kayseyjane

3 жыл бұрын

he also speaks fluent FACTS

@danny98432

3 жыл бұрын

British and sarcastic are basically the same thing

Hearing James say wasteman and poggers is like hearing a cat bark

@xshinigamix9661

4 жыл бұрын

So true tho 😂

@lufunorembuluwani8556

4 жыл бұрын

This is most accurate statement I’ve heard this month

@cya625

4 жыл бұрын

It really do be wonky

@gracie9351

4 жыл бұрын

666th like

@delishdelish

4 жыл бұрын

time stamps my dudeee? sorry i’m lazy

“stop paying attention to jake paul” makes a video about jake paul

@nxahsvidz

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@arcadesic2808

4 жыл бұрын

300 Iq

@jelena-nicoleboultbee654

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh the hypocrisy

@JamesMarriott

4 жыл бұрын

fuck

@lolaatherton487

4 жыл бұрын

Literally just copied what he said on live but okay

Jake Paul has the comedic talent of a damp sock

@Baertierchen_

3 жыл бұрын

this needs more likes

@NBear2338

3 жыл бұрын

Damp socks have more personality than him.

@hariss5393

3 жыл бұрын

Nah even damp socks are funnier than him

@maheen.278

3 жыл бұрын

And no one likes damp socks

@llaur_llaur

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA THIS COMNENT

"The only joke here is Jake Paul" quote of the year 10:14

@clumped_8503

3 жыл бұрын

Joke Paul im unoriginal

@inesepaegle2631

3 жыл бұрын

bruh i read that excactly when he said it 💀

Personally I don’t think Jake Paul is going to change, what he’s doing now works so he probably won’t bother to change himself and fix it. Either way he wins, people stop talking about him and he can do more stupid stuff, people continue talking and more 6 year olds go to his channel. Unless he wants to change he won’t and I don’t think he wants to

@lolahoward-simpson2515

4 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Bier I cant wait to watch him get battered by ksi

@Kev24

4 жыл бұрын

Lola Howard-Simpson i love jj but this is not gonna age well

@Ladyscarface

4 жыл бұрын

He will when someone whoops that azz

@cbgbjb5410

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielbier7553 dude we cant beat the dumb out of him he has way way too much of it

@apeachonahill8059

4 жыл бұрын

I disagree. From what I’m seeing Jake seems pretty miserable, he’s going to have no choice but to change. Everybody said the same thing about Logan, but look at him now, a respected member of the KZread community. If he can turnaround I don’t doubt Jake can as well.

Lily Singh: I’m a bisexual woman of color- James: I’m trilingual take a seat

@charliebrito3408

4 жыл бұрын

Hi 👋

@wxsteri2580

4 жыл бұрын

Im bisexual, asian and billingual but I'll stand for this king and take the seat of lily gladly, y'all come take a seat theres space

@Naima-ce8so

4 жыл бұрын

Wxsteri I’m pansexual, a woman of colour and trilingual take a seat 😂

@bubblegum-7204

4 жыл бұрын

@@wxsteri2580 I'm an attack helicopter so square up

@cndy2613

4 жыл бұрын

that joke has nothing to do with this video

The “joke” James made about Fredricks goal being reached b4 Jake making the video is funny to me, because Freddie had gotten to the goal within an hour. 😔

@ronniechan6519

4 жыл бұрын

exactly!! it’s so unfair and i’m a hardcore fan of fredric😂

@leoslater9884

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronniechan6519 same never expected him to have drama with Jake Paul lmao

black people getting killed for the color of their skin because of some horrible police: Jake Paul: so sad, so sad, me want vodka

Jake Paul was at San Antonio two years ago, he was like five blocks away at the neighborhood Walmart for hurricane harvey, he was screaming at 1am, the neighborhood is a elderly neighborhood or half of it at least, he was screaming and setting off fireworks, it was pretty annoying.

@hellothere6381

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. I’m sorry you guys had to go through that, it makes me very angry hearing him do these things and only apologise when someone brings it up.

@patheticoreo

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@eilishoconnell5316

4 жыл бұрын

“Pretty annoying” is an understatement

@LocalGooberGoobs

4 жыл бұрын

Man, he’s the literal equivalent to an annoying douchebag in your average public school.

@dez2950

4 жыл бұрын

That’s awful!

didn't trisha say rona is "just the flu" tho so not exactly using her platform for good

@mrissabbrie4907

4 жыл бұрын

And now she's trying to say she's Bi on tik tok... Oh my were the comments on that video crazy

@sydneysingh4244

4 жыл бұрын

Mriss Abbrie I though she was though... I mean, she has been in romantic relationships with girls. Or so she says. I don’t support her or anything, but for once she might not be lying.

@cushchristian1257

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrissabbrie4907 shea been bi for ages lmao

@leoissleeping

4 жыл бұрын

Mriss Abbrie she fakes being trans, lesbian, gay and bi AT THE SAME TIME! and also lies about having DID

@wilsonbakerr287

4 жыл бұрын

I mean to be far it basically is to most of us

when he talked about the fundraiser i literally screamed: "THATMIDGETASIAN"

The worst part of Ohio is that him and Logan were born there

@henrietta6801

4 жыл бұрын

My sister said she actually went to college with one of them,.I don't tenner which one. Yes we live in ohio

@henrietta6801

4 жыл бұрын

Remember*

@cammyseitz3062

4 жыл бұрын

And Ohio is a wasteland😂

@blankb.2277

4 жыл бұрын

Cammy Seitz rather live there than Indiana 😂

@frobo2784

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Michigan and me and my family will go to Ohio to visit my uncle and it’s so empty- sure there’s not 50 pot holes on a single road but it’s just boring besides cedar point.

Wow I can’t believe people are only just realising how annoying Jake Paul is lol

@teresahowick5197

4 жыл бұрын

My 8 year old dislikes him. How does anyone like him? I don’t get it either

@kellywolstenholme8134

4 жыл бұрын

Nah we've known. Taking advantage of a human Rights movement so that you can steal shit even though you're a millionaire, is just a new low for him and crossed lines he hadn't crossed yet

@bbuuttercupp

4 жыл бұрын

No one’s only just realizing that, he just became so irrelevant for a while people are talking about it AGAIN now

@BossMan-jw7uv

4 жыл бұрын

"only just" as in since, like, his birth. if u think about it

@huimang94

4 жыл бұрын

Nope we been knew bruh

Trisha is literally losing her mind over at tiktok

@febreze9431

4 жыл бұрын

And she claims she likes mcr she prob hasnt even listened to every snoflakes diffrent Also hey killjoys🖤

@olive9514

4 жыл бұрын

She keeps cosplaying despite clearly not taking it seriously, the cosplay community are cackling

@bt-jz7ki

4 жыл бұрын

@elizabeth thought it said, "LGBTBBQ" and that really just shook both my southern and lesbian roots.

@lifeonm444rs

4 жыл бұрын

mia miller hi😳

@Ladyscarface

4 жыл бұрын

Og nice the Chinese p.e.d.o app.... wow

Video idea: Trisha’s tiktoks 🤮 I have flashbacks now whenever I hear “yOu’rE hARrY pOtTEr”

@kin1562

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Marshall james took that idea 👀😳

@candyflawse1375

4 жыл бұрын

same it makes me want to kms

@guccitrashbag9929

3 жыл бұрын

Ah damn You just triggered my flashback

@bengrimme382

3 жыл бұрын

WinGARDium levioSaaaah

@spardazinblackcoat3544

3 жыл бұрын

Just rewatch the movies, bam insta-fix

James threatening to break into my home has got to be one of the least threatening things I’ve ever heard

Did anyone else find James’ 7 year old video of him reading his sister’s diary in their recommended today?

@ninithenoob900

4 жыл бұрын

yeeeap

@Kalev-il7he

4 жыл бұрын

yep

@maxr5613

4 жыл бұрын

Yh

@inkboo_4293

4 жыл бұрын

yup

@Formless_Blob

4 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

Can’t say I stan Logan but he’s definitely gotten way better.

@slayagex

4 жыл бұрын

JJ punched some sense into him.

@xx_chickenwingnoscope_xx4134

4 жыл бұрын

@@slayagex xd

@urmom-bo6jd

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cheeseburger2687

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Wimby664

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah hes definitely a lot better than how he was

He makes me feel ashamed to be called Jake.

@411onThem

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@LeviAckerman-go1xo

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Reasons why you should stay alive. 1. We would miss you. 2. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There's so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won't be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again... 19. You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. Talking bad about people that deserve it to your best friend and ranting all day 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you'll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don't even know you and I love you. 57. I don't even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is. 65. You've changed somebody's life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that's perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody's life. 70. If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you're proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn't commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. The new season of Sherlock 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

@_anime.sausages_

4 жыл бұрын

I really needed to hear some of those thank you so fucking much

@suhxn

4 жыл бұрын

I understand you're trying to help people, but some of these are just guilt tripping, just saying 💕

@zainabsharif9006

3 жыл бұрын

I swear i've seen this comment before in *Kina - Get you the moon by 7clouds* but hey..i might be wrong :)

@superchaos1282

3 жыл бұрын

@@suhxn that's facts fam, my own counsellor guilt tripped me, she said "you realise what you've done, you put alot if stress and burden on the people you love and care about the most" like seriously. I'm suicidal, and I needed some of these things, I may not listen to them but yeah.

@shmruda8564

3 жыл бұрын

Yo is this copy and pasted

Title: stop paying attention to Jake Paul... James: *makes a full essay to Jake Paul on how to be a better person*

@hwrrifps3609

4 жыл бұрын

tbh tho he spits facts

@saud1359

4 жыл бұрын

James mariott is pretty much a #SatireSponge

@tylerhackner9731

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the truth tho in that video

I got a printer today. The first picture I printed out was of you holding Alex. And it came out as a full A3 page. I got what I reserved

@chloeb2844

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@remesis_

4 жыл бұрын

Can't Think of a Username I now feel more content with my life

@hazelharcourt737

4 жыл бұрын

Yes just yes.

@caoimhed

4 жыл бұрын

Just realised I said reserved instead of deserved god dam you auto-correct :/

@chikofute1693

4 жыл бұрын

What..? Why? Huh??

“A loathsome wasteman” is probably the most tory pretending to not be a tory thing you’ve ever said

@zetjet9901

4 жыл бұрын

tf is a tory

@kin1562

4 жыл бұрын

Itteldop ikrrrr

When someone says "Bless you, James" In the U.S after you just ripped into their kid, its the nice southern way of saying F you.

@TP-mv6en

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t she from Ohio tho?

@eatingramenat2am

3 жыл бұрын

she’s from Ohio mate

what jake doesn't realize is james can cuss him out in other languages, two more to be exact. *He's trilingual you know*

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

But jake is very fluent in disney channel flow

@lauryngrr

4 жыл бұрын

@Gabriella Sollenbarger ty :)

@mushroom3792

4 жыл бұрын

How does that even play a role here

@lauryngrr

4 жыл бұрын

@@edouard9687 PLEASE I CANT GBEHDNJEHB

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

@@lauryngrr please tell me this is funny

"Sometimes I put essays on twitter" - Most relatable quote I have ever heard a Tory say 🤨😂❤

@ChnnlNmHr

4 жыл бұрын

Somebody made it 70 😑

@niamhrtditchfield2348

4 жыл бұрын

Girl you gonna get some hate for this doe oop

@muttonmommy2991

4 жыл бұрын

No human uses emojis this frequently.

@deletedchannel2379

4 жыл бұрын

@@muttonmommy2991 😂😭😂😭😂 ikr 🤔👉👈😂

@gabbyseeger4672

4 жыл бұрын

What's a Tory

Anywho sub to ThatMidgetAsian his name his Frederic and he’s a pure baby boi.

@bobthebuilder1426

4 жыл бұрын

For real, he is amazing

@mika-qb4zg

4 жыл бұрын

he’s seriously such an entertaining creator! i love his challenge!!

@ronniechan6519

4 жыл бұрын

he’s literally the *definition* of aesthetic 🌻🌻

@daisywilliams9676

4 жыл бұрын

he taught me how to paint, literal king

This is why I would choose Logan over Jake.

@lieyunus8123

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@blackgayman

4 жыл бұрын

They both gay

@sugaiio97

4 жыл бұрын

cat videos, nah bro the gays don’t want them either

@luke-fh9gf

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackgayman eww, we don't claim them🙈

@bengrimme382

3 жыл бұрын

You're wrong either way

I’m just gonna unsubscribe just so James breaks into my house

@slightlystressedoatmeal4291

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I was thinking about doing the same

@creativeusername6927

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@tylerhackner9731

4 жыл бұрын

I was also thinking of doing this

@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451

4 жыл бұрын

Dude could literally do that to all subscribers in London / England... except there’s a virus about

@prettydoll1537

4 жыл бұрын

Same

His hair is so effortless but so iconic, let’s be honest here James is just an icon.

@jjjjames126

4 жыл бұрын

James...or beardless James

@mctragicomedy6737

4 жыл бұрын

hes iconic

@mctragicomedy6737

4 жыл бұрын

Jaammmy Reeede _no_

@eatdirtig

4 жыл бұрын

It takes ALOT of effort to be effortless sometimes- im sure he is fixing his hair all the time😅

@pantasticco.5172

4 жыл бұрын

his hair kinda reminds me of,, Joseph Joestar?

Is no one gonna talk about how Jake Paul's videos are getting age restricted for some people!?!?!?

legend says he is still murmuring "over and over and over and..."

@paulhardinful

4 жыл бұрын

James was saying that as I was reading this-

“don’t pay attention to jake paul” *pays attention to jake paul*

@ishirutaekakura308

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the full video, he acknowledges it.

@bubblegumbitch2191

4 жыл бұрын

The paradox of criticism

@Rhodaaa_k

4 жыл бұрын

Most of the vid is Logan.

@issybather4885

4 жыл бұрын

y’all I was joking dw I love James

The way James says, "controversy" is everything.

I watch thatmidgetasian and for some context, he originally used the incentive that he would not upload anymore videos until the goal was hit to convince people to donate. Of course the goal was hit crazy fast, but that caption has nothing to do with Jake, so the fact that he even chose that fundraiser is hilarious to me.

How many chances does Jake think he gets like Jesus

@dorasuncle2717

4 жыл бұрын

Lol he has 9 year olds that support him

@adinab478

4 жыл бұрын

It's his brain damaged fans

James obviously hasn’t seen trishas TikTok

@belleanndm

4 жыл бұрын

uh oh what was it

@brilol6715

4 жыл бұрын

@@belleanndmshe cosplayed as an cringy candy e-girl

@brilol6715

4 жыл бұрын

@@belleanndm and claimed she was bisexual this month😑

@brilol6715

4 жыл бұрын

Like damn sis wasn't you pansexual just last week🤔

@belleanndm

4 жыл бұрын

《Storyol》 chan she’s an odd one int she

James: I’m not a Tory Every sane person: Pressing X to doubt

“Lana Rhodes is hardly that” who’s Lana Rhodes? I’m scared to search it up.

@swaglord1911

4 жыл бұрын

You should definitely look it up she’s a Harvard scholar 👍

@lexirow28

4 жыл бұрын

Swaglord oh no😂😵

@silsilahwationg8908

4 жыл бұрын

A p star

@hiwelcometomaccas8016

4 жыл бұрын

Oh she’s a Harvard scholar! Pretty smart!

Me: *wondering if James can get any better* Him: *doesn’t like jake Paul* Me: damn he did it again

@peculiarnatalie473

4 жыл бұрын

now theres a second one

@bellbell9312

4 жыл бұрын

*yoda voice* there is another

@user-xx4ht9mx1i

4 жыл бұрын

Hola-

@ivyg1515

4 жыл бұрын

ANOTHER!

@edwards-um5zx

4 жыл бұрын

Another

Alternative title: 'We need to stop (paying attention to) Jake Paul'

@thechiropyro6616

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!!

James saying “wasteman” is like a toddler swearing.

“It wouldve been funnier if the goal was already reached before Jake Paul even uploaded his video” THIS IS TRUE! Frederic had the goal at 10,000 dollars, and it was passed in 2 hours. He continued to extend it as Twitter said he should :)

let jake’s mom know that you’re trilingual i’ve heard ladies love that

When you're so early you see the scammers in the comments

@bubblegum-7204

4 жыл бұрын

Don't click on them,they might Rick roll you

@frostmc4548

4 жыл бұрын

@@bubblegum-7204 yes

@owenman5559

4 жыл бұрын

Hello this is kyle from Microsoft text support and i think your device has a virus...

Lmao I didn’t know I wasn’t even subbed until he said he was gonna break in, I have also been watching for a week as much videos as possible! James has jakes mom blessing him what a world

When your brother is filming a dead person and is still preferred over you

But pay more attention to James guys. He’s trilingual

@mysticdawn7569

4 жыл бұрын

He's got a girlfriend too.

@tylerhackner9731

4 жыл бұрын

His biggest asset

@arcadesic2808

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck I came back after 11 minutes and it went from one like to 230 ffs

@confusedanditshows

4 жыл бұрын

And he's got guitars, musical genius lol

@marniemoo8903

4 жыл бұрын

OmG nO WaY

“Vidburger”- an intellectual, probably

@jacksbee8809

4 жыл бұрын

jonahbait - Welk there’s a meaning behind it

@arcadesic2808

4 жыл бұрын

Always a meaning

@voiidgobliin839

4 жыл бұрын

**definetly

@ashley39163

4 жыл бұрын

*ah, yes, a being of culture*

@knees3588

4 жыл бұрын

it was chad

i feel so bad for frederic, he's such a great influencerrr 😣💓

Seeing your tweet, and how you also write paragraphs on social media (and your overall awesome humor), I have to follow you.

“And no I’m not a Tory I just have a decent vocabulary” makes you sound like even more of a Tory

@becca4155

4 жыл бұрын

He just stans matty healy lol

@Garfork

4 жыл бұрын

Jems tory merret

@Retr0_Blues

4 жыл бұрын

Did you enjoy your tea with alfie deyes james?

@ApparentlyTemp

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get what’s wrong with supporting the government that literally the majority of the country voted for can someone pls tell me I’m confused

@Anna-ou7or

4 жыл бұрын

@@ApparentlyTemp Being a Tory usually means that you are rich, right wing, a bit xenophobic and are a bit of a twat. Left wing people don't want to be associated with that, I suppose, stereotype. Its just a joke really. Alfie Dayes was really insensitive about money and he had to say that he was not a tory. 😂 it was funny.

Logan has matured so much and people r actually starting to liken Logan whereas jake is getting even worse

@emmajune4129

4 жыл бұрын

It's like Jake has a need for attention and the only way he knows how be popular is to be controversial and Logan understands how toxic being controversial truly is... ya know

@lieyunus8123

4 жыл бұрын

Logan realised that he messed up and now has evolved to be a better youtuber but jake can just jump in a well

I never liked either of them but after seeing this I have managed to gain some respect for Logan Paul as he actually did grow up.

Title: stop paying attention to jake paul james marriot: Makes a whole video about Jake Paul Me: Wondering what life is anymore

I dont get how people even like jake paul :/ he literally just screams at the camera, destroys things and make his friends do the same. -.-

@hellothere6381

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, and he’s being annoying all the time. It surprises me that he still has subscribers

@Ladyscarface

4 жыл бұрын

Hes a Coke head

@cya625

4 жыл бұрын

Children will watch anything that seems like a shitty acid trip that’s filled with insane clout chasing morons

@jordanlazarus7345

4 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly wondering who his audience is. I want to say that his audience are all eight years old but that's a bit fucked considering how sexual some of his content is...

@sonnypotts4218

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody does tho

"I'm going to break into your home" Me: SOCIAL DISTANCINNGGGGG *^*

@soapthenarwhal9580

4 жыл бұрын

Hii

@tylerhackner9731

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLYY! I almost unsubscribed just so James could break into my house.

@Louisianabayou

4 жыл бұрын

His mate Boris might come and stop him

@Andrew-xn4sc

4 жыл бұрын

me:sees gacha pfp and dislikes

@filthymaggot6858

4 жыл бұрын

@@Andrew-xn4sc agreed

Dear Diary, It is day 1,000 of quarantine.. I've been watching the weirdest sh*! on the internet and my sense of humor and entertainment is messed up. I now find rotating a banana more interesting than why the milky way exists. My dog started talking to me a few days ago and now my other dog is purple, I do not know what is happening but oh well, this is normal now. -Your local trash can

@whydontduckswanttobemyfriends

3 жыл бұрын

I-

@fresh-qh3bo

3 жыл бұрын

Omg, this is relatable

@rattyboo.

3 жыл бұрын

*crys* history is so beautiful

@saleemnassar1026

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

james: sToP pAyiNg aTtEnTiOn tO jAkE pAuL also, james: *spends eleven minutes paying attention to jake paul*

Every past second second throughout the video James' hair looks at different directions lol

You should review the book made by GirlDefined, it’s so funny.

@deligeorgieva8535

4 жыл бұрын

they have a book? JAMES PLEASE

@applefarm6126

4 жыл бұрын

Please leave them alone honestly 🤦‍♀️

@viennas.

4 жыл бұрын

@@applefarm6126 no

@swipeswifejess3234

4 жыл бұрын

God, the fundie snark reddit would LOVE THIS.

@Sophia-bv2wn

4 жыл бұрын

OMG PLEASE I'LL BUY IT FOR JAMES MYSELF

james looking extra trilingual in that thumbnail

i really love that James can make a video talking ab someone in a respectful way but still keeping it light and watchable

James: stop paying attention to jake Paul Me: I was until u made this vid

@bluesky-pe1eb

4 жыл бұрын

NO VID BURGER!!!!

@Cselfish360

4 жыл бұрын

BxcksBxnny - vidburger :)))))

@bluesky-pe1eb

4 жыл бұрын

I meannシ hehehehe

@ishirutaekakura308

4 жыл бұрын

He means anyone that does in general not just one person.

@epoillaKory

4 жыл бұрын

when I saw the title of this I literally went “oh god I really don’t wanna talk about Jake Paul again”

James Marriott sold me drugs.

@zmc2680

4 жыл бұрын

Which ones? Asking for a friend

@tincanofaman57

4 жыл бұрын

same

@zexvit9242

4 жыл бұрын

Zoe Heighway all types

@zelic360

4 жыл бұрын

can I have some meth

@benanderpantsnigel6704

4 жыл бұрын

Was he spitting on the poor and promoting the Tory party while he did it?

I feel the same way about Logan’s redemption- I begrudgingly Stan him too 🙃

I have Corona rn and am in quarantine, your videos make me feel less alone😅😅😅

Petition for James to change his pfp to him 6 years ago

@loki1sh

4 жыл бұрын

Where do I sigh

@maensnaa7618

4 жыл бұрын

signed

@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69

4 жыл бұрын

@Zedieez from istankeihawks101 not with that attitude he will

@zackleburg7429

4 жыл бұрын

So beardless James if so yes

@rettrett9798

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

James there have been more of your old videos coming up in our recommended

@ok.17092

4 жыл бұрын

Yea he knows

@sarahlambert2747

4 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else get the one about the diary?

@shay-os9fd

4 жыл бұрын

A_Bad_Artist15 I did

@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahlambert2747 I did and I loved every second of it. Also puberty hit james hard. Like really hard. He has a manly beard now and his voice no longer sounds like hes prepubescent

Stop paying attention to Jake Paul. James Marriott: pays attention to Jake Paul

James has such a nice way of speaking. It's quite enjoyable to hear.

@ok.17092

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it is

I never thought Logan would turn out to be the way he is now after the Japan situation. I feel like if Logan didn’t have the Japan situation he would be what Jake is today🤷‍♂️

@honda-akari

4 жыл бұрын

He still did what he has done and is racist towards us Japanese.

@kousheesuman1719

4 жыл бұрын

@@honda-akari yes, he did what he did in the past. but he is also doing what he is doing right now. of course, i wont tell you to forgive him, bc its not my place at all and what he did was fucked up. i just hope that he has genuinely turned into a better person now and he won't do anything stupid in the future.

3:01 me going up the stairs

the fundraisers goal was already reached when jake "claimed" it

James Marriott exposes James Marriott lies about not being a Tory, trilingual and about his diploma... Thanks for the likes

@sakusserafim8755

4 жыл бұрын

and being trilingual

@ragingviking5712

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic 👉 👉

@atm0340

4 жыл бұрын

Fishy bros

@Dyluminatimusic

4 жыл бұрын

Rifty

@johnnygun7719

4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful profile picture

I unsubscribed so James will cross the ocean to subscribe to himself

We stan a king who is talking about important issues instead of staying quiet 😍

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW FIT JAMES LOOKED IN THE THUMBNAIL LIKE 🥵

@dez2950

4 жыл бұрын

Ew.

@clappedspudway2249

4 жыл бұрын

True

@yoshimonsterhamoomoo8413

4 жыл бұрын

Nickocado, is that you?

@BENNY-uv5nu

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH LIKE- 😳

Pay more attention to Lele Pons, did you know she’s Latina???

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

On a side note I've heard she is currently trying documentary series about herself. I dont know what it's about. Probably being latina

@amandaford9969

4 жыл бұрын

Edouard About dealing with crippling OCD, honestly really interesting and definitely a different perspective on her

@iolodavies7922

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Ford tbh, being OCD doesn’t solve the fact that she’s not funny. But she is *Latina* did you know?

james: im not a tory everyone: *debatable*

There were so many times I wished I could like the video again in this video. Keep it up!

I feel bad for the inmates who are stuck with jake Paul

I completely forgot that he even existed at this point.😕

@soleis9819

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh same

This video is proof that James is a tory, the way he said “wasteman” and “poggers” makes me believe he’s a tory

@Sparess

4 жыл бұрын

and the way he says controversy I've never even heard a brit say it like that

@pastelcrazes882

4 жыл бұрын

and th way he says controversy

@Sparess

4 жыл бұрын

@@pastelcrazes882 thats what... thats what i just commented

@hadleylh

4 жыл бұрын

wait pardon my lack of knowledge, what’s a Tory?

@micaela7159

4 жыл бұрын

whats a tory?

9:23 is how I talk to my friend's during tests

That funko pop in the background is so close to the edge of the table and it's driving me insane.

Honestly jake just needs to be removed from the website at this point. A small list of things he has done: - he faked that faze banks hit on his assistant leaving a 'bruise' - he looted (or at least trespassed) a mall during BLM protests and then lied about it - he cared more about the floor than a broken foot of one of the people in team 10 - pretended to raise $30,000 dollars which he stole from thatmidgetasian (he a very cool and very artistic) - married someone for clout and then cheated on her So he is kinda a bad person but there's more but I just can't think of them rn. There's too many to count

@timtom1479

4 жыл бұрын

Only bad thing is the faze banks situation, but if we banned him fro KZread from that we’d have to ban Keemstar, Scarce, and a bunch of other commentator/news channels who falsely accused people. But getting fake married, mad at a floor...? Really? We’re going to ban people from KZread for that?

@modahardi7407

4 жыл бұрын

@@timtom1479 I don't know. I thought pretending to raise money for blm( all for clout) was also a d move

@timtom1479

4 жыл бұрын

How did he pretend? He linked half a dozen fundraisers and told his fans to donate if they could. One of the fundraisers was created by another youtuber who I guess didn’t want to be associated with Jake? Okay fair enough but it’s not like Jake pocketed the money lol, he was just sharing donation links like a bunch of other influencers and celebrities were. You don’t actually have to create your own fundraisers to share them, you know that right?

@beetlebub4460

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Tom He pretended that his fans raised $40,000 when it was ThatMidgetAsian who raised the money

@timtom1479

4 жыл бұрын

I just checked Jakes video, thatmidgetasian’s name is literally in the description of the video. No where did jake indicate that he himself created that fundraiser, and considering that Jakes video has over 3 million views, you have to imagine at least some of the viewers donated to it, which is a good thing. We’re all fighting for racial equality now, why weaponize a fundraiser for silly internet beef? I think thatmidgetasian is using this as some kind of clout grab which is fucking gross considering the situation the country is in right now. If all he wanted was ‘recognition’ then why pretend he cared about BLM?

"If you haven't subscribed, I will break into your home and subscribe myself." *Deliberately unsubscribes*

6:46 i thought this was gustavo from big time rush

Love your vids!

Y'all have been simping over George's eyes, but have you seen James's left eye?😌😌😌

@sinkmc3682

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you

@candyflawse1375

4 жыл бұрын

hell yeah its hazel with gold flecks

@bengrimme382

3 жыл бұрын

Bit hard when that's the squintier of the 2

James: doesn’t want jake Paul to have attention Also James: makes a video that reminds people of him but also makes people like him less Task failed successfully

@redacted3309

4 жыл бұрын

Is your pfp the Morgz mom

@leeloo87

4 жыл бұрын

I swear I see you everywhere 😂

I like this type of video, keep 'em up

James i realy do enjoy your videos and your content you do make fun of people but not in a bad way which is good overall I really enjoy your content

Vidburger :))

@ashley39163

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Btw from james insta too