Someone in my university’s library placed a QR code on a communal desk. I scanned it, and now I’m here.

@Nombrenooriginal

6 ай бұрын

Bro must hate maths

@matthiass._.

6 ай бұрын

​@@Nombrenooriginalfor sure, thats why it was in the library

@Kingkool-uo1ew

5 ай бұрын

i mean i’d do the same

@NoriMori1992

5 ай бұрын

This is why I love colleges, people can just do shit like that.

@Danisiah1

5 ай бұрын

They surely shared real wisdom

" Hi can you please put the mangoes in NON EUCLIDEAN BAG"

@windws7137

3 жыл бұрын

Hairy Putter good one

@hairyputter5363

3 жыл бұрын

That you Windws

@arielsproul8811

3 жыл бұрын

a bag that's larger on the inside

@user-tr2pc7xs8d

3 жыл бұрын

@@arielsproul8811 or outside? hm...

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

LOVE THIS XD

I guarantee you this meme was made by a mathematician

@ch1ppychipp

8 ай бұрын

Probably hates his job then.

@errorcode9542

8 ай бұрын

​@@ch1ppychippwe all do

@cursedcat6467

8 ай бұрын

@@ch1ppychippnot really, people make fun of their fields all the time, at least from what I have seen

@whoisthiswhoknows

8 ай бұрын

The gamma function is crazy

@max-potato-muncher

8 ай бұрын

​@@MatthewStar721it's the more socially acceptable version of "i thought every person had s*icidal thoughts at least once in a while".

“You just asked for an unending curve of tomatoes”

@processingunit5321

9 ай бұрын

Each one is smaller than the last but never reach zero size

@slavishentity6705

9 ай бұрын

​@@processingunit5321That's a statement dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

@ursidae97

9 ай бұрын

Honestly I can relate

@brickpuncher1429

8 ай бұрын

​@@processingunit5321Wrong, the way it would work is that for every dollar ($ is the x value) spent on tomatoes (tomatoes are the y value), you get progressively more tomatoes until you get infinite tomatoes for no cost.

@processingunit5321

8 ай бұрын

@@brickpuncher1429 thanks

The PASSION in his voice is very convincing. It's like we're being stirred to violent action for a mathematical revolution.

@ryanhernandez1877

3 жыл бұрын

We should be! I'm fucking shite at math! We need to quit teaching it!

@dontkickmychick6076

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds kinda like what I vision Doomguy/The Doom Slayer sounding like

@sirapple589

3 жыл бұрын

A mathematical revolution, so 360°?

@jonquilgemstone

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirapple589 AAAAAAAAA! *spins violently*

@fusioncold3161

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanhernandez1877 I think we should still teach + - x ÷ % but shit like how to find x angle shouldn’t be taught like we use a banana ruler for that

"Doctor, we need 21 ml of [medicine]" *Doctor nervously counting and recounting all of his fingers*

@themaidenlesswretch7819

3 жыл бұрын

toes

@themaidenlesswretch7819

3 жыл бұрын

where's the 21st digit? :)

@MatheusHenrique-od8di

3 жыл бұрын

@@themaidenlesswretch7819 Benis

@themaidenlesswretch7819

3 жыл бұрын

@@MatheusHenrique-od8di what if the nurse needs to double check?

@fuzzytheduck6821

3 жыл бұрын

This might be the best comment thread on KZread

I love when Gabriel UltraKill is angry at math

@cleaninglynx

5 ай бұрын

dear god… it’s escaped… may Gabriel have mercy on us all.

@flunkytown

5 ай бұрын

Oh shit please don’t come my way pls

@decade4984

2 ай бұрын

Some time he sounds like Senator Armstrong ngl

He does have a point, I can’t even remember the last time I needed 2.651 quintillion of something

@stuffincorporated.

Жыл бұрын

Atoms

@Solotocius

7 ай бұрын

​@@stuffincorporated.Who tf counts atoms individually

@stuffincorporated.

7 ай бұрын

@@Solotocius . Me

@kingcrimsonau

7 ай бұрын

​@@Solotociusdon't worry, we can find a certain amount of atoms in an object using it's density.

@goodboi6329

7 ай бұрын

Dollars

This sounds like something you would find unironically about the Time Cube

@GianniMatragrano

4 жыл бұрын

THE TIME CUBE

@RockyPixel

3 жыл бұрын

Please, do tell what the “Time Cube” is. Edit: quite soon after posting this I looked it up. You can stop answering me now. (Even if I got zero notifications for all but one)

@user-nd7ts7bp6g

3 жыл бұрын

RockyPixel There’s a down the rabbit hole video about it, which I highly recommend, but in summary, it was the rankings of some insane guy. I think it had something to do about days having 4 sides.

@user-jl7cz2pe6d

3 жыл бұрын

@@RockyPixel Fredrick Knudsen did a really great video on it. Look up "Time Cube Down The Rabbit Hole".

@Omnicide101

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly when clicking this video I only saw part of the thumbnail and I thought this was on the time cube lmao

"Hello I would like *Terraria* *Soundtrack* *-* *Underground* apples please."

@Technotoadnotafrog

3 жыл бұрын

(Worm digging noises)

@scooble_

3 жыл бұрын

(random ass chaos elemental teleports to you)

@TsukiStuffs

3 жыл бұрын

wuuuAAAAOOUuww

@kevintrang3007

3 жыл бұрын

woooooooaaaaaaauuuuwwwww

@alexbluecyndaquil

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevintrang3007 Wuuuuaaaaaaoooouwww Badobap bop

Gabriel trying to figure out math

Can I have "biblically-accurate-function" of apples please?

Uh. What if I WANT oowEEEEooow apples? Don't tell me how to live my life.

@MajorasWrath1

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you are deranged

@AnnieC.1993

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shush cthulu

@BentoEmanuel

3 жыл бұрын

The guy in maths problems be like:

@dishwasherdetergent3366

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajorasWrath1 *Deranged

@Gone29364

3 жыл бұрын

Look man i just wanna calculater, just fking give me one

7th graders when learn about algebra.

@ahokay2668

3 жыл бұрын

IM AN 8TH GRADER THIS IS TOO TRUE. And it still applies even now.

@talljuggernautwithasword2016

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in highschool and this still applies

@user-qd7zb4wm9b

3 жыл бұрын

10th grader here, can confirm

@4sh.k3tchup

3 жыл бұрын

Please help was in 7th grade can confirm

@sp4c1ng_0ut8

3 жыл бұрын

As a 9th grader this is too true

God, that last sentence sounds so much like Gabriel and is so fitting to his character too. Just put the filter over it.

@_autumnshot_

8 ай бұрын

funny you say that

@whatastandupguy3050

7 ай бұрын

Shut up shut up shut up

ngl i would take a ????? of apples rn

When he said [geometrical screaming], I felt that.

@CaptainCFalcon

2 жыл бұрын

Oh? Could this be a reference to something? A classic of some sorts? With best girl dodecahedron Angel?

@agentorange9867

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainCFalcon it is

@mr.h4294

2 жыл бұрын

Spamton

@torbaz5930

2 жыл бұрын

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

@febethelastone1084

2 жыл бұрын

UWEWOWEWOWWWO

why can i hear anger even in the “WEEEEOOOOWWW” of apples?

@anotherliluselessshit1402

3 жыл бұрын

İdk

@Zuzu00000

3 жыл бұрын

It is a very aggressive sounding WEEEEOOOOWWW

@ze_hurting

3 жыл бұрын

They have played us for absolute fool

@positrondecay4784

3 жыл бұрын

That KILLED me

@jakesanchez6621

3 жыл бұрын

His anger transcends math.

I had to suffer all those years of calculus and trigonomotry just so one out of every million kids can grow up to build a rocket that lets 2 people look at an unihabitable ball of rock through a camera

@archaonzero7401

7 ай бұрын

"One out of every million" are the people that drive progress and improve our lives through innovation, from the wheel all the way to the smartphone you probably rely on. The rest are just playing a support role.

@pastadeadman4594

7 ай бұрын

@@archaonzero7401 I have a flip phone which probably didn't take more than basic multiplication to make, calculus just creates useless junk for the elite class

@archaonzero7401

7 ай бұрын

@@pastadeadman4594 You have no idea how many thousands of high-skilled work-hours were needed to design, manufacture and maintain a flip phone, as well as its network. We are talking brain-melting stuff like Imaginary numbers and Integrals. And don't get me started on the power grid needed to charge it.

@formerctgovernordannelmall1452

5 ай бұрын

​almost all basic mechanics of motion in physics are encompassed in basic calculus. Lmao ofc how could I be so stupid, obv concepts like acceleration and velocity are just useless playthings for the eLiTe, just like Eurodollars

@Leathal

4 ай бұрын

Idk this bait had ok results if you count the likes on those two reddit ass “how dare you sir” comments

Gabriel lost it when someone used him to divide by zero

@Gabriel_JudgeofHell

Ай бұрын

gabriel after finding out ∫f(x)g(x)dx is NOT ∫f(x)dx∫g(x)dx

@Gabriel_JudgeofHell

Ай бұрын

(source: am gabriel)

Hello i would like *_WEEOOEOW_* APPLES

@rotary135

3 жыл бұрын

giwake AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I LOVE THAT PARTQJDBQS

@MidnightWanderer00

3 жыл бұрын

They have played us for absolute FOOLS!

@chloroplast8611

3 жыл бұрын

@@MidnightWanderer00 STOP. DOING. MATH!!!!

@speedwagon9274

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that would be (2x+3e)-2(7e-4g) please find the Y

@Haru-spicy

3 жыл бұрын

yes

"Hello, I would like WEEOOWEEEAWWW apples please!" Fucking killed me.

@highlighterjelly

3 жыл бұрын

same

@Bigman048

3 жыл бұрын

Hello I would like *expands into the 5th dimension* apples please.

@monsieuralexandergulbu3678

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bigman048 that's fairly easy tbh

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

@@monsieuralexandergulbu3678 how?

@monsieuralexandergulbu3678

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nombrenooriginal via computer simulation, i already did it for 4d, and there's not a lot of things to change for that to work with 5d (5 spatial dimensions + time)

Gabriel hasn’t been the same since the father’s light left him.

The first figure is like the poles of a complex holomorph function, the crown and spiky ball are called "the crown thingy" and " the spiky thingy. The apples one is the minimal surface of a helix, called a Helicoid.

@somebodyidk69

Ай бұрын

🤓

@asherasher9249

Ай бұрын

The spiky thingy is a compound of five cubes :v

@tanjeeschuan4999

Ай бұрын

​@@somebodyidk69 👶

@Humman0id

3 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@somebodyidk69👶

I love how he says "we" as if there are math-users and non-math-users, and says that the non-math-users were the ones who made the calculator.

@ismaelhiza4423

3 жыл бұрын

Lol putting it that make makes it sound like its magic

@theterribleanimator1793

3 жыл бұрын

Real computer and electrical engineers dont need your silly math to make a SILLY calculator!

@Joghurt2499

3 жыл бұрын

I am a physics major. This honestly is exactly how I feel about pure mathematics.

@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon

3 жыл бұрын

How forget the math segregations

@RangersGirlJackie99

3 жыл бұрын

​@@Joghurt2499 As a pure mathematics graduate, this is basically how we assume any other math-derived discipline thinks - ESPECIALLY engineers.

This sounds like an anime villain monologuing about why he became a baddie.

@shadysam7161

3 жыл бұрын

"I BECAME MEANIE BUTT BECAUSE GUY BULLY ME FOR BEING A COMPLETE BELLEND WAAH!!"

@RandomL0s3r

3 жыл бұрын

The backstory makes this video sound like Aggressive Doofenshmirtz

@Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadysam7161 That reminds me: "Tear Bending" (if you've seen Avatar the Last Airbender)

@JetEriksen

3 жыл бұрын

BUP

@DesBongo

3 жыл бұрын

@@JetEriksen Holy shit A Bup guy and the infamous Jet Eriksen in a random comment under a weird Math meme? This must be Christmas! Shoutouts to Dad

the PASSION in that man’s voice in every word he spoke…I’m impressed

@Jc0i3

10 ай бұрын

He almost sounds like miguel o hara

When you calculate how many apples John has bought and the answer is -3 Kelvin deegrees

person: how old are you? me: **looks at fingers in confusion** I think about 250 years

@TheIfifi

2 жыл бұрын

Say it with confidence. They dont understand numbers either and will just nod and pretend to understand.

@gabrielmourao2854

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheIfifi 250 years huh? *looks at fingers in confusion too*. Yea you shouls be about 7800 years older than me

@drippycity4135

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielmourao2854 was gonna say “that doesn’t make sense” but I’m in a world where it doesn’t need to make sense

@MizantropMan

2 жыл бұрын

Who needs to count how old they are? Ya got a job and kids? Ya an adult now. All wrinkly and senses start failing? Congrats, you are old. There! I fucking solved it!

@gabrielmourao2854

2 жыл бұрын

@@MizantropMan 40 tears old man without job or kids: guess im a teenager

This felt like a rant from Cave Johnson’s younger, more insane brother

@Titanite_In_NY

2 жыл бұрын

Cray Johnson I wish to never use the word cray ever again.

@ominous4

2 жыл бұрын

Lol true!!

@mayonez6248

2 жыл бұрын

Rave Johnson

@dr_doritotf2305

2 жыл бұрын

Divot Johnson

@rhysbaker2595

2 жыл бұрын

Alternate universe cave Johnson. The portal 2 community chambers have multiverse caves so this isn't out of the realm of possibility

Machine, STOP DOING MATH! V1- Fistfull of dollar x231,ultra ricoshot x2, arsenal

Gabriel going back in time to stop the scientists frome makeing v1

I really, really fucking want a version of this for “STOP exploring the Ocean” Desperate to hear you say “12,301,320 undiscovered jelly fish go to hell”

@JackChop

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE YES

@Goldrusher-ee3jo

3 жыл бұрын

wait what

@crowickedone4037

3 жыл бұрын

BUT FISHE!

@orangeismyfavoritecolor

3 жыл бұрын

@@crowickedone4037 y u c k y

@tree561

3 жыл бұрын

XD

“I’m uhhhhh 10 years old?” “Sorry sir you’re not allowed to drink.” “Dammit”

@kokojin1116

3 жыл бұрын

I'm uhhh... Uweeeeuww years old Understandable enjoy your drink

@GodittoC

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes, make a wish!

@xxxmemelordxxx5038

3 жыл бұрын

@@GodittoC I wish I was uhhhhhh 10 years old?

@halguy5745

3 жыл бұрын

you can count way more than 10 on your fingers

@idk72.

3 жыл бұрын

@@halguy5745 there's a way to count to 31 with only one hand

(Proceeds to do even more math out of pure spite)

Man finna freak when he hears bout taxes

"Hi, i'd like 1 beer please." "How old are you?" 0:42 "Ah. Come right in"

@shadysam7161

3 жыл бұрын

I'd assume that they're drunk on something even harder then the strongest beer if they did that to me.

@Pokemaster-wg9gx

3 жыл бұрын

When you try to card a deity

@themaidenlesswretch7819

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadysam7161 vodka

@andrewwatson4896

3 жыл бұрын

Come right in to what?

@themaidenlesswretch7819

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewwatson4896 ur mom

Redpilled middle schoolers explaining to their algebra teacher why homework is a social construct:

@squidlytv

3 жыл бұрын

Homework is kinda stupid tho.

@bazookasniper5167

3 жыл бұрын

@@squidlytv homework was literally invented as a punishment.

@Siphant

3 жыл бұрын

@@squidlytv I mean it depends on how the teachers use homework. If they shove homework down for the sake of keeping you occupied, then definitely, it is dumb and a huuugeee waste of time. As for math though, I think homework is useful if you want to make sure you understand thoroughly. That being said, if the teachers just shove you things to learn then there's not really any hope in understanding and homework is doubly redundant lmao but like, when im learning calculus or linear algebra, I think to myself that I understand it until I'm faced with an actual problem, then I'm like "Oh, I actually didn't" if you were just kidding though then whoops

@squidlytv

3 жыл бұрын

@@Siphant I wasn't really kidding. As a person who isn't a fan of math, the idea of going home and doing math was not ideal, especially without teacher instruction. However I have a fantastic home life in comparison to other students. For most of my school life I didn't have a job and usually my parents would be chill. Other kids cannot say the same and usually homework just becomes a thing that causes lower grades for those who don't do it.

@Bratjuuc

3 жыл бұрын

@@squidlytv you can't learn anything any complex without actually putting an effort into it. Just listening to your teacher and agreeing will make you forget the material as fast as you've learned it.

I swear, i can hear Gabriel theme in the distance.

Unedited footage of Gabriel before he became an angel.

@adamdabest1514

10 ай бұрын

bro died from math, now V1 wants his turn

You sound like a Metal Gear Solid character sharing his ideologies.

@connoremery9521

3 жыл бұрын

"Math, the DNA of the universe" sounds like the original version of the quote, and "memes, the DNA of the soul" sounds like the shitpost parody version lmao

@xXx_Regulus_xXx

2 жыл бұрын

some guy with a silly name from a war-torn country decides higher mathematics is the cause of all human suffering and develops a viral outbreak that weakens the human brain's capacity to understand math

@reddgambit2216

2 жыл бұрын

"they call it math, on the surface, its a means of keeping track of things through numerical value, but in reality, it serves as a filler, a ploy that zero and his patriots put in place to divert your attention and distract you from the real issues of the world, you ever ask yourself where all the thick goths went? Of course not, the whole time you would have your head in numbers instead of between thicc thighs.......*sigh* big boss would cry so if he could see it....a world without goth thighs"

@mkevz

2 жыл бұрын

@@xXx_Regulus_xXx I like your silly name lol

@shounfauxe

2 жыл бұрын

“They played us like a damn FIDDLE!!!”

boomer comics for mesopotamians

@WelloBello

3 жыл бұрын

Highly underrated comment

@aureavita8653

3 жыл бұрын

unbeknownst to you, they are as far as we know, the inventor of mathematics!

@bigvis9621

3 жыл бұрын

Aureus Vitae R. Marcelino im pretty sure he knows though

@hotelmario510

3 жыл бұрын

@@aureavita8653 Yeah man, someone should write a joke about that, that'd be really funny

@hazedrecord5674

3 жыл бұрын

@@aureavita8653 this might be a shot in the dark, but I'm fairly certain that he knows, just a theory though

This sums up ancient Greece perfectly

Alternate title: Gabriel rants about math to V1

“sir, I asked for a donut, not a PROJECTIVE MANIFOLD.”

@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595

3 жыл бұрын

All I got is a Mobius' strip. Take it or leave it

@bored_person

3 жыл бұрын

Should have given you a torus.

@battlesheep2552

2 жыл бұрын

@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 is it 1π or 3π?

@itssquark

2 жыл бұрын

Pythagoras theorem is the best I can do for you sir

@DaKing08

2 жыл бұрын

I only have y

Mathemaniac: debunks Dream's speedrunning with math Dream:

@mllenessmarie

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard xD That was a good one!

@croquemaster314

3 жыл бұрын

*STOP DOING MATH*

@blisteringstars

3 жыл бұрын

@@croquemaster314 • YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORD USE FOUND for going higher than your FINGERS

@mistermoee

3 жыл бұрын

@@blisteringstars Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING"

@notmyname80

3 жыл бұрын

@@mistermoee 'Yes, please give me ZERO of something. Please give me INFINITY of it.' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

Every year, 8.5 million children die in child hospitals. Every minute in South Africa, a minute passes. We need to take action.

The vocalization of the question marks is perfection

I’ve been saying this for years

@loganwilkens973

3 жыл бұрын

Alphachad

@gestaltengine6369

3 жыл бұрын

For how many years?

@Meeminator

3 жыл бұрын

@@gestaltengine6369 infinity years

@broskimoski9775

3 жыл бұрын

@@gestaltengine6369 years worth of em

@faus585

3 жыл бұрын

for WEEOWWE years

“Hello officer, sorry I was going *BOSEEINSTEINIAN CONDENSATE* over the speed limit, I’ll watch my speed next time sir.”

@dogegaming2797

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t that science?

@camdenewing7501

Жыл бұрын

@@dogegaming2797 maybe, but it was what the second pic in the video is so idk

@Rudxain

Жыл бұрын

Since time is relative, you weren't going fast

@goo9864

Жыл бұрын

@@dogegaming2797 yeah it’s physics

@connortremblay1259

Жыл бұрын

Sir that is a state of matter (also why "einsteinian"?)

As a math major, he’s not _entirely_ wrong haha

found this again and i can just HEAR gabriel in this

"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" - Cave johnson

@user-le8ul4nr5t

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm going to get my engineers to invent combustible lemons to burn your [life's] house down" - Also Cave Johnson

@guevetasxd6814

3 жыл бұрын

It's always good to read some portal references

@camila_lt

3 жыл бұрын

When life gives you lemons (math), don't make lemonade (math), Get Mad.

@idioticed4379

3 жыл бұрын

@@camila_lt I'm going to get my mathematicians to invent combustible math that burns your house down!

@ryanbarton57

3 жыл бұрын

Demand to see lifes manager, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

When he said “I would like *NWERWOER* apples please.”, I felt that.

@dvalinoff

2 жыл бұрын

Same energy. I buy aldodkjdjeksoaooskfjdjeisixispwpdhfhcjfsidjjfifirodof bananas every hdjsizlapaooaosjfididjcodkcjjdjd week

@jongyon7192p

2 жыл бұрын

"I would like the Riemann Surface of the Square Root of x+iy apples please."

@TheRealLenin

2 жыл бұрын

Stop gaming Gaybe Newell just update the localization files and I'll lower my gun 💀

@jongyon7192p

2 жыл бұрын

@@rahmawatiwirasno3610 Alyx duh

@2BrosOfficialGaming

2 жыл бұрын

please force people to work on tf2

Gabriel questioning the fact that there's 1982739828283736438's machines:

e to the iπ my friend, e to the iπ

wtf dropping out of university rn

@Pandora234able

3 жыл бұрын

Bamboozled. Where’s my refund?

@spectresshenanigans4142

3 жыл бұрын

We've been tricked, we've been back stabbed, and might quite possibly been bamboozled.

@VesperEm

3 жыл бұрын

Taking differential geometry. Mood af

"Hello I would like 🎤🦑 apples please!" I felt that

@The.accurate.angels

Жыл бұрын

No it's *ẄəƏœŒªÆ*

@taylorredding9738

Жыл бұрын

Inkling screams

@ceramic.ants.

Жыл бұрын

“Yes I would like *calamari inkantation* apples please!”

@pikmin369

Жыл бұрын

Splatoon

@anonymousfairydrones5626

Жыл бұрын

Cranchee msm moment

The bell curve of humanity I hate math Nooooo math is important I hate math

I just imagine Gabriel from ULTRAKILL doing this and it’s glorious.

“If Johnny had 2 watermelons in an empty universe with no other gravitational body, where would be the rotational axis of the binary system suggesting that one watermelon was just 5 kg larger in mass? And, just for the shits and giggles, how fast would they each be rotating around each other?” The physicist said while scoffing at the middle school students.

@jjwang7597

2 жыл бұрын

“Ah but how could you have made such an elementary and foolish error by not accounting for the gravitational effect of Johnny himself, seeing as to how he has a physical presence in the universe and is able to interact with the watermelons? Therefore it is a three body system rather than 2!” Said the second physicist, bursting through the door and angrily pointing an accusatory finger at the first while the little children’s heads swiveled to face him.

@leux8744

2 жыл бұрын

Just for shits and giggles, huh? Well fuck me cause I'm shitting and giggling all over the place trying to understand what I just read

@desireable9128

2 жыл бұрын

Explain your answer.

@thewhitemexican588

2 жыл бұрын

@@leux8744 bro u good?

@thewhitemexican588

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjwang7597 WAIT A MOMENT YOU BELLIGERENT FOOLS, You also have to take into account what jhonny has eaten today to better determine his mass and also calculate how high his metabolism is! Says a third guy bursting their head through the wall crazily

I’m just imagining James Bond sitting in a chair, tied up and the villain is giving this speech

@AstronautaVerdadeiro_77

2 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY

@blara2401

Жыл бұрын

PLEASE, WE NEED AN ANIMATION OF THIS

@josephleebob3828

Жыл бұрын

cringe pfp

@Diskaria

Жыл бұрын

@@josephleebob3828 cringe culture is dead

@josephleebob3828

Жыл бұрын

@@Diskaria his pfp proves it isnt

Why is this so convincing even if its stupid?

finished khan academy and just saw this on youtube.

hello I would like *MNEEEEEOOOOOWWWEEEOOOGHHHH* apples please

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Hastur.... You don't do groceries ever again!

@user-le8ul4nr5t

3 жыл бұрын

Wait is the meeeeooowhhhngg thing a 4D moebius loop?

@alexosow

3 жыл бұрын

Oh sure, that'll be *NWEOUUUONMMMMMMMMA* dollars

After talking to my trigonometry professor about my suicidal tendencies, I ended up taking his advice and hypotenuse.

@anotherliluselessshit1402

3 жыл бұрын

Wut he said

@cordyceps182

3 жыл бұрын

@@anotherliluselessshit1402 "Hypotenuse" -> "I bought the noose" At least, that's what I think.

@anotherliluselessshit1402

3 жыл бұрын

@@cordyceps182 whaaaaatt

@stephenmanuel9860

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@GroggyFive59180

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you are okay man. Be safe.

I love this. Omg i absolutely love this. The pure rage and energy in his voice really brings out the message.

Mfw when maths involves more letters and symbols than numbers as you progress

@bane2201

Жыл бұрын

My Topology class only used the numbers 0, 1 and 2, and those were either to say "this set has 0 elements" or to count things (x_1, x_2, etc ...). we didn't use numbers for anything else. just letters and symbols.

@TheNameIsNobody

Жыл бұрын

​@@bane2201 Topology? I'm not sure if it's the same as in my language but it looks similar. You study the terrain for constructions?

@bane2201

Жыл бұрын

@@TheNameIsNobody I think that you're referring to topography. Topology is different, I'm going to try to give a simple explanation about what it is. The central idea behind topology is that there are some properties about an object that hold true if you stretch it or twist it. Imagine a coffee mug made out of clay - there's one hole in it (the handle). I could stretch that clay into the shape of a donut without adding a new hole in it. Because the number of holes in a coffee mug and a donut is 1, in topology they can be considered "the same". But I can't take a brick and turn it into a coffee mug just by stretching it - there's no hole in the brick. That means in topology it's different than a mug or a donut. Topology deals with a LOT more than that, but that's the best example I can give for the type of problems topology deals with. Honestly, topology is so weird it's difficult to even describe in layman's terms. Also, what's your native language? Just wondering!

@TheNameIsNobody

Жыл бұрын

@@bane2201 Oh yeah I did mistake it with Topography. But what is the purpose of Topology then? I know I can just search it on Google but since you study it you can give me a better answer, because it doesn't seem to focus on numbers, is it like philosophy? Also, to know my language, say my name.

@bane2201

Жыл бұрын

@@TheNameIsNobody Just want to check - did you see the part of my comment that starts with "The central idea"? Sorry, I tried to write a bit of explanation but I'm not sure if it's showing up. For me it just shows "..." and there's no "Read More" button, so that part may have gotten cut off. Talking about the purpose of topology is _really_ difficult since there are many different areas within topology that people study and since there's a lot of weird terminology that I would need to explain. Also, topology is so abstract that a lot of it isn't useful in the real world at all. (That's one reason I decided that one class in it was enough.) So honestly, I can't really give you a good answer. I can give you an example of a problem that many people spent a _long_ time trying to solve, which might give you an idea of what people in the field are interested in. So, imagine a sphere and pretend I put a rubber band around some part of it. I can move that rubber band around so that it shrinks, and if I kept doing that it would keep shrinking until it became the "size" of a single point. I can't do that with a donut, though - if I had a rubber band that goes around it, I couldn't shrink the rubber band. Here's the claim that the problem made: if I took _any_ object for which I can shrink any rubber band down to a single point, would I be able to turn that object into a sphere by stretching it? The Poincare Conjecture is the same as that problem, except it asks about 4-dimensional shapes, not 3-dimensional ones. That's the problem I mentioned - a lot of people spent a long time working on it, and it was solved in 2002.

Gabriel trying to explain to V1 why coin tossing is completely unrealistic:

@Apollo3x1

Жыл бұрын

I need someone to make a Ultrakill version of this with insane mechanics

@serraramayfield9230

11 ай бұрын

@@Apollo3x1 V1 be like: "If I propel this coin at approximately 75mph at an inclination of 85 degrees, then shoot at precisely 1.2 seconds after it leaves my hand, you will suffer damage across 40% of your head."

@adamdabest1514

10 ай бұрын

V1: NUH-UH **pulls out green pistol coin**

@bobobo878

9 ай бұрын

@@Apollo3x1STOP. DRINKING. BLOOD!!!!!!

@sonicjackcat2812

9 ай бұрын

If it lands on its side, the third blue skull will spawn

Don't do math kids

i love the apples sound effect

I could picture Alex Jones saying this and I love it

@noecarrier5035

3 жыл бұрын

Not enough demons trying to farm baby organs/10

@error404_namenotfound

3 жыл бұрын

This but with Jack Black

@TheManinBlack9054

3 жыл бұрын

MATH IS A DEMONIC INVENTION USED BY THE DEEP-STATE TO CLOUD OUR MINDS!

@hal013

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to comment this same thing lmao.. this actually kind of sounds like alex jones at times

@toatrika2443

3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to deepfake this

i really want a version of this for all subjects. just as stress relief

@friedoysterskins

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine myself yelling this at my math teacher, it would be cool to imagine it for my other classes lol

@littlemoth4956

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the issue. No other subject is bad enough to be worthy of this

@maddizzle1744

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlemoth4956 I could definitely imagine screaming about adverbs being fake or something, or cells being fake because I've never seen one

@zodiacw2363

2 жыл бұрын

i could definitely say alot of things thats useless like science:u need common sense only geografi:honestly, idk why would u need that history:the past is the past. languages:you just jeed to communicate not in the FORMAL way like this:Hello, i hope youre in the pink of health, instead we just say this: hru? computer stuffs:unless youre into coding, THEN WHY IN THE WORLD DO WEE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT PIXELS, COLOURS AND SOUND WAVES? moral:just be nice an respectful, its simple art:seriously,we can make anything into art,we have he internet for it already,plus art can be learned at any time. some of these subjects might not exists in ur country lol

@Emiltism

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve found a version that just says “STOP DOING” “TASKS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ACHIEVABLE” “YEARS OF DOING AND YET THERE ARE STILL MORE TASKS TO BE DONE” and it’s my new philosophy

I’m gonna send this to one of my maths teachers and see how they respond

Please tell me nobody believes this, I have little enough belief in humanity as is

@Nombrenooriginal

6 ай бұрын

Is a meme/joke batman You're supposed to laugh

@Qualicabyss

6 ай бұрын

​@indefenseofdemonsex5563 people are stupid enough it's believable

@Nombrenooriginal

6 ай бұрын

@@Qualicabyss only those who are stoopid, most comment thinks this is a joke and only a few don't see the joke and take it seriously

@CherryBotV2

5 ай бұрын

its a meme format that came about from a transphobic thing

@Nombrenooriginal

5 ай бұрын

@@CherryBotV2 wait, what's the relation of maths and transphobics?

This man sounds like he is the PERFECT voice actor for borderlands games

@Celosia117

2 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken or like a crazy anime guy would be cool too

@ricecakemadness7578

2 жыл бұрын

He is a voice actor lol

@anthonydavis5288

2 жыл бұрын

I need a Boarderlands Character like this

@spiralgodking9877

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonydavis5288 Mr. Torgue is kind of like this.

@nareik8017

2 жыл бұрын

He is supposedly the guy who voiced master chief

This man is gonna murder us all when he finds out about imaginary numbers

@matrick2227

2 жыл бұрын

fun fact many of the graphs in this image actually relate to complex/imaginary numbers. Off the top of my head I know the first and last one defiantly do.

@AnAverageItalian

2 жыл бұрын

I think he will directly explode when he learns about quaternions and their extensions, surreal numbers and transfinite numbers (cardinal and ordinal)

@Fru1tyy

Жыл бұрын

Wait till he finds out about category theory 😈

@enderfusion4649

Жыл бұрын

Wait until he finds out that they actually DO have a use! 😂 Like... In almost every scientific discipline. From chemistry, to physics and HECK EVEN LINGUISTICS USES MATHS THAT EXCEEDS COUNTING TO TEN! 🤣 LINGUISTICS!

@SolomonUcko

Жыл бұрын

Even negative numbers

"I'd like my order to be put in a non-euclidean bag, the one that's bigger on the inside, of course."

Wait until you here about physics

MACHINE, STOP DOING MATH.

@rook815

Жыл бұрын

TURN BACK NOW

@CursedSFMS

Жыл бұрын

@@rook815based pfp

@macandfries6765

Жыл бұрын

​@@rook815how do you play ultrakill and hate furries yall are like 1 group away from eachother

@rook815

Жыл бұрын

@@macandfries6765 bro what do you mean 1 group away

@macandfries6765

Жыл бұрын

ultrakill is full of furries @@rook815

GPS: ok, go straight for... more than ten miles, like maybe fifty, and then take a right. Actually, nevermind, maybe forty. Coordinates? Nah, it just feels like it’s this way.

@sickoslater

2 жыл бұрын

The virgin directions and gps vs the chad exploring and figuring it out on your own

@Momentum840

2 жыл бұрын

@@sickoslater Virgin GPS vs Chad pathfinding

@Crossfirev

2 жыл бұрын

@Wife Beater and the even more ancient "go that way" or "over yonder"

@Officer_Soap

2 жыл бұрын

Go 10 miles✨✨when you get there go 10 more miles😌

I might just might use this to piss off people because thats one of the things I'm good at

This has big Cave Johnson energy, like when life gives him lemons, so he burns life's house down, USING the lemons.

@user-le8ul4nr5t

3 жыл бұрын

I'm really dissapointed for playing the game in french, a lot of this quote is lost in translation, it ends up being something like "I'm going to get my engineers to mount knee caps on your house so I can break them" Not as cool as the combustible lemmons by far.

@camila_lt

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-le8ul4nr5t Yep, in my case I forced the game to play in English instead of Spanish from the start

@dootnoot6052

3 жыл бұрын

cave johnson... johnson solids... something doesn't add up here

@luigimaster111

3 жыл бұрын

Now it has Omni-Man energy. J.K. Simmons is really good at those angry rants.

Gabriel: MACHINE. Solve this equation! V1: *dies instantly*

@user-oj3xr8fy5v

Жыл бұрын

Why is ultrakill here

@guntherhess227

Жыл бұрын

@@user-oj3xr8fy5v Gianni

@shirodevv

Жыл бұрын

@Какой-то чел the guy who voices this thing also voices gabriel from ultrakill

@VoidBornHuman

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-oj3xr8fy5v Gianni

@princerosevelt

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-oj3xr8fy5vGianni

This is Gabriel trying to stop us from building Machine.

@Jellycat23143

Ай бұрын

Michelllen*

Senator Armstrong goin insane

I don’t know what I was expecting, but the sound that he chose for that shape was absolutely perfect. That is exactly what that thing sounds like.

@The.accurate.angels

Жыл бұрын

*ẄƏÆŒẄØƪ*

@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396

Жыл бұрын

@@The.accurate.angels and that is how it is written

@yuno_gasai_in_barrel9909

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but much apples it would be

@Half-V

Жыл бұрын

​@@yuno_gasai_in_barrel9909the first reply answers your question

@Pm-606-42O

Жыл бұрын

🎤🐙

This feels like a random rant a character in Borderlands would engage in

@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708

3 жыл бұрын

He has a point though

@pyrefly7575

3 жыл бұрын

Nah but it would be way simpler like this same concept synthetized in 4 lines and way more missinformed

@glassofwater281

3 жыл бұрын

I love Borderlands

@disgal6235

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god i can imagine a bandit trying to become smart doing this

Guys i think he likes math

"Hello, give me *unholy math noises* apples please" Made my day

@The.accurate.angels

Жыл бұрын

Thaaaaaaaaat's how you put it I almost did: *ẄƏŒØẀŒƏÆĄª*

@aliencomputer8365

Жыл бұрын

I need sq of 2 apples please

@brainfreezzzze6900

Жыл бұрын

Gatcha pf disrespect givin

@thebaku818

Жыл бұрын

@@brainfreezzzze6900 can you please be a decent human being

@brainfreezzzze6900

Жыл бұрын

no no i dont think i will plus if you cant even take a joke thats just four fucking words i dont think ill give any real respect.

Me when I walk into my complex analysis class where we spend 10 hours a week for an entire semester studying numbers that don’t exist.

@andrasfogarasi5014

3 жыл бұрын

No numbers exist, they are merely properties of things that might. Even if complex numbers are only really used for the description of quantum mechanical phenomena.

@bacondog6862

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrasfogarasi5014 I don’t know if I agree with that. All we need simply the empty set to form all numbers. Further, from a less mathematical standpoint, we can fairly confidently say that across our universe 3 apples will always be 3 apples. We have assigned words to describe real, discrete quantities that would exist regardless of our labels. Also, complex numbers are widely used in electronics, so it’s not only used in quantum mechanics.

@user_2793

3 жыл бұрын

They are as 'real' as real numbers right? In Pugh's book, he defines complex numbers by a kind of 'multiplication' • : R² × R² -> R² , where (x,y)•(x',y') = (xx' - yy' , xy'+yx') These tuples are formally 'complex numbers'.

@bacondog6862

3 жыл бұрын

@@user_2793 I love Pugh's textbook, but I wonder how you came across it unless you took H104 at UC Berkeley. The complex numbers can be thought of as elements in R^2, but that does not mean that they can be handled in the same was as real numbers, as we cannot forget about the rather pesky i. It makes integration infinitely more annoying, but it also has a great many uses in physics where waves and thus imaginary numbers are prevelant. i is rather bizarre quantity, and so it would be silly to dismiss it in its entirety. This is why there is a course called Real Analysis that precedes Complex Analysis. If complex numbers could simply be handled in the same fashion as real numbers, there would be no need for two courses.

@user_2793

3 жыл бұрын

@@bacondog6862 I heard about Pugh's book from an acquaintance who studies there. I agree with all your points, it's just that I wanted to 'demystify' complex numbers, cause I was always bothered that they were 'inconsistent' with the real numbers (the fact that negative numbers have no real square root). This was before I knew anything about Analysis, or how formal mathematical definitions work. I just wanted to clarify that, is all.

"Numbers were not supposed to be given names" Me trying to count from to 💀

Sending this to my algebra teacher

This feels like a “Think Mark, THINK” moment to me. The voice, the choice of words, stuff like that.

@farcan9400

Жыл бұрын

It's Gabriel from ultrakill

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

@@farcan9400 should replace his monologue before his 2nd fight with this

@farcan9400

Жыл бұрын

@@uncroppedsoop real

@Daedera

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes i forget he voices him. and I can't unhear it when I do.

@josephleebob3828

Жыл бұрын

cringe pfp

*_When math suddenly has a letter for some god damn reason_*

@user-le8ul4nr5t

3 жыл бұрын

π is a lot more convenient to write down than 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...

@zs1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-le8ul4nr5t That’s not a letter...

@legolaven

3 жыл бұрын

@@zs1175 it is, just in the greek alphabet. It's their version of the letter "p"

@soupisfornoobs4081

3 жыл бұрын

Cause leaving blank spaces everywhere when you didn't know a number wasn't in any way practical, aesthetically pleasing or convenient. A letter is literally just "a value you don't numerically know", not that mind-blowing

@andrasfogarasi5014

3 жыл бұрын

@@soupisfornoobs4081 And signifying that two blank spaces had the same value was impossible

"damn that's crazy" *proceeds to study math*

This video is my spirit animal

J.Jonah.Jameson really lost it since Spider-man died

@dr4g0ngir12

8 ай бұрын

STOP 😭😭😭

how did you manage to perfectly encapsulate the sound of several question marks

“So you would like to buy 10 and 7 condo-”