"How stoned are you?" "Dude, I'm the mountain." "...I'm gonna have ask you to step out of the vehicle"

@wadeguidry6675

4 жыл бұрын

I bet that happens in Colorado a lot. Lol.

@zaya7330

4 жыл бұрын

No joke, once I was so stoned I felt like my hands were turning into rocks

@bangagong4072

4 жыл бұрын

lol!

@jaywilcock2062

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@pacificmermaid43

4 жыл бұрын

;D

Gets pulled over. Officer - "How high are you, sir?" Me - "No officer, it's hi how are you."

@DrWeston

4 жыл бұрын

this is underrated..

@restfulflames9855

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyy LOTR fav movie trillogy

@dantekovaks

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment Ever!

@imright.2580

3 жыл бұрын

i am complete. thank you sir.

@Sherrypunk888

2 жыл бұрын

"What is the officer problem?"

I love listening to this song while walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the LSD wears off and realize that I'm dragging a mannequin around a McDonald parking lot

@grindnoisegorecore

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you got fries with that

@neilkristjansson8477

2 жыл бұрын

That's not how LSD works but okay

@a.c.9669

2 жыл бұрын

Haaa had a good laugh at that, nice one man

@tomcoulson6540

2 жыл бұрын

I hate it ,when that happens to me.

@jolligbermuda1322

2 жыл бұрын

hahahah

This song gave me the courage to go get my lighter from the other room

@kiphenricksen6029

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've ever heard!! Rock on brother! You inspired me to do the same!!

@Da_Fox89

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@thedudegrowsfood284

4 жыл бұрын

was it a gray Bic? cause i lost mine.

@netofindra

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedudegrowsfood284 Fun fact: Always steal your friends bic, then take the gay ass picture wrapper off. Wa-lah! Translucent white lighter u can spot anywhere.

@jimmyb207

4 жыл бұрын

I know how you feel bro, I typed this with one finger.

myself brought me here... Thank you myself. you've finally done something good.

@jimmiemclovin

9 жыл бұрын

You speak the truth... Nighto lili

@DMTLSDMDMAMDPV

9 жыл бұрын

it wasnt you, it was the iteration preceding of the iteration who wrote that. self continuum is just illusion.

@mistyisland343

9 жыл бұрын

Crusti Vanukas Leppänen Unfortunately there is no continual process of iteration in human lives. We are not moving towards the true value, more like away from it as much as it counts.

@DMTLSDMDMAMDPV

9 жыл бұрын

yes, there is one true value we all are moving towards. Event called "death".

@mistyisland343

9 жыл бұрын

Crusti Vanukas Leppänen Yes, but that event has value only to you and people who know you. It has no general meaning; hence not a process of iteration.

one joint and you're stoned one joint + stoned jesus and you're the mountain

@SitGreck1

5 жыл бұрын

you are the mountain

@BardSong89

5 жыл бұрын

So true...

@vineetmalik9539

5 жыл бұрын

One bong and you are a fountain

@HandleMyBallsYouTube

5 жыл бұрын

3 Joints and you're the couch.

@gajagaja914

5 жыл бұрын

5 bong rip and you are dead as rock

Stoned mountain - I'm the Jesus

@lukawillems9977

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@emokiller907

4 жыл бұрын

Pederast dude

@nnandrei

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh out loud, like literally, and I'm at the gym surrounded by people

@IS-su2jf

4 жыл бұрын

8 years old, dude

@emokiller907

4 жыл бұрын

I'm So Meta Even This Acronym shut the fuck up donnie

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and I am the mountain. Here's Tom with the weather." or whatever Bill Hicks said. Bless this comment section

@boseifrit5480

4 жыл бұрын

TOOL THIRD EYE

@boseifrit5480

4 жыл бұрын

BLESS THIS IMMUNITY

@brunoneto7113

4 жыл бұрын

Im the mountain!! I am the sauce

@spacecowboy1438

4 жыл бұрын

It was funny cause its true... Science!

@chrisgeorge8819

4 жыл бұрын

"... we're just an imagination of ourselves.." Kids, do your brains a favor: Google Bill Hicks, watch bill Hicks, listen to a song called Third Eye by Tool..in that order..don't thank me just pay it forward

Wow. KZread actually recommended something good.

@Cesarissatan

9 жыл бұрын

The Hiphopopotamus my thoughts exactly.

@Uroste

9 жыл бұрын

The Hiphopopotamuss Well if you are like me and listens to all kinda music from classic to pop, you will eventually be recommended to stoner metal. Newer knew there was thing like stoner metal...

@robertwright2852

9 жыл бұрын

The Hiphopopotamus indeed

@shadk2559

9 жыл бұрын

Tequilafilms Inc. woooot that is stoner metal? oO well it does sound nice

@Trykyl1

8 жыл бұрын

+Shadk how the hell does this sound like metal to you?!

my dad is 60 years old and texted me today to tell me that this song rocked him to his core. Music like this will stay with me forever. Thank you stoned jesus.

@whipshit7093

Жыл бұрын

Your 64 years old has magnificent taste in music

@stillmattwest

3 ай бұрын

If I Am The Mountain doesn't rock you, you cannot be rocked.

Straight up. Haven't had a song give me chills like this since I first heard Lateralus

@bigballz5503

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin exactly man. Spot on

@gertjanvandamme7180

3 жыл бұрын

YES!

@bobbymontford4126

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@virtusvoid6310

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed✊

@h96573

3 жыл бұрын

This.

I'm in that good part of KZread again.

@rishabhdev6277

5 жыл бұрын

eat shit

@cplmackk1

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@j.r.turner2421

5 жыл бұрын

Only disablity in life is a bad attitude infinate young soul

@wildflower2793

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤗🤘

@theali8oras274

5 жыл бұрын

@@rishabhdev6277 be proud now intelligent youngling :)

Stoned Jesus: "Duuuudee... what if....this wine was totally my blood"

@mac514

8 жыл бұрын

🔥

@satansjihad6353

8 жыл бұрын

+malcom middle You just made my fucking day dude

@trikillerx

8 жыл бұрын

+malcom middle Judas in the last supper : WTF dude this is your fucking blood wtf are you thinking?????????????????? >Judas sells jesus to the romans >Jesus died on the cross >GG

@rudysmessage7737

8 жыл бұрын

Stoned Jesus: "Duudee...I could like.... totally just walk across the lake instead of around it"

@SadyhVonSchattig

8 жыл бұрын

+trikillerx judas was a personification of the jews not a person. JEWdas, JEWsus, any bell rings?

Two hours into a shrooms trip, blasting this, playing along on bass. 7/7 would do again

@havokbaphomet666

8 жыл бұрын

Seems like a helluvah trip man, way to go brotherman!

@MrToxicdecay666

8 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you had a great trip. Glad to hear

@KS-fz7hh

8 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure the song writer picked some shrooms before wirting this. It is so third-person like and being part of nature seems very important.

@I69CableGuy

7 жыл бұрын

and the coolest comment of the day goes to...

@LJ-qh5ni

7 жыл бұрын

So no perfect 5/7 then?

Been listening to this for years , one of the greatest songs of all time

I literally typed "Stoned Jesus" while being high and this came out. I'm so proud.

@user-mv5uu7lx3t

5 жыл бұрын

the same thing.

@kunstderfugue

5 жыл бұрын

Looking at the comment section, you're nowhere near alone.

@karkuskarkus3555

4 жыл бұрын

ran n2 street jesus last nite

@venky193

4 жыл бұрын

And Jesus because proud of you too

@stonethacrow

4 жыл бұрын

I dont believe you

You know stoner rock/metal is the fucking shit when you don't need drugs to send you on your journey. Music is enough and this is it.

@philippehamal9952

10 жыл бұрын

finally someone else who shares my opinion !

@philippehamal9952

10 жыл бұрын

jep!

@narxes

10 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't need drugs? They are awesome.

@jamesbinnie8765

10 жыл бұрын

drugs are bad mmkay stick to trips and reefer

@narxes

10 жыл бұрын

James Binnie Believe it or not, Cannabis is a drug.

Whether or not you do drugs, let us all agree that this is really fucking sweet \m/

@bigmanSJH

10 жыл бұрын

This should be the top comment.

@grasskode

10 жыл бұрын

Well, then let's make this the one..

@SirMalorak

9 жыл бұрын

Hugh Jars Thus he spoke, thus he did.

@walidbatal804

9 жыл бұрын

SirMalorak I don't do drugs but this is so Fucking sweet!

@ReVarre

9 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

Listened to this with my friends on a beach in south France, we were coming down from a mushroom trip and smoking some of the best weed out there. The combination of the music, the view and being surrounded by friends made this a trip in itself. Felt like my life was complete. Every time I come back to this song I'm there again, lost in blissfulness. Thank you Stoned Jesus!

@coltonbrooks9218

Жыл бұрын

Thank you flame sauce

A couple years ago this guys played in Madrid, just before they started getting really famous. After the amazing gig they played, I came to them and offered to jam with us in our garage... with plenty of weed. I remember that night as one of the best in my life, playing with these crazy Ukrainians 'til the early hours of the morning...

@JB-nh3ss

4 жыл бұрын

Sana envidia !!!.... Yo también los vi en Córdoba, pero, lamentablemente, sobrio...

@themadscientest

3 жыл бұрын

This story is fucking fire.

@SamritpalSingh

3 жыл бұрын

I'm very jealous of you, man. that must've been a solid trip

@CallYourFriends420

3 жыл бұрын

its true! i was the garage

@-xirx-

Жыл бұрын

Wow, I bey that was a frickin nice evening!

jeez that scream is the most masculine thing i ever heard

Perfect song to listen to while driving through the wilderness

@pushupman8269

9 жыл бұрын

or climbing a mountain.

Mounted Jesus - I am the Stone

I'm a Croatian working in Ireland. I had a colleague from Czech Republic who introduced me to this Ukrainian band :)) thank you Thomas ;)

@vladgalekas

3 жыл бұрын

mr.worldwide

@ErokLobotomist

2 жыл бұрын

Never would've known they were Ukrainian, thanks for the heads up!

@MyUrbanExplorationOnline

2 жыл бұрын

@@ErokLobotomist Same with me at first. This was the very first song I herd by this band. At first I thought the band was made up by native Americans. Although its an original song, but for me it has the same kind of vibe as Come And Get Your Love by Redbone vibes, but done is a well done Black Sabbathie style.

@allthingscroatia

Жыл бұрын

@@vladgalekas 🇭🇷

"I dont own shit" RIP uploader for not owning food, water or shelter.

@Monkeyshaman

7 жыл бұрын

You don't own food or water you just borrow it.

@HiatusMobs

7 жыл бұрын

ye u just sort of process it for nature

@tucoestrela5866

7 жыл бұрын

he must be a buddhist hahahahahhahaha

@monke4312

7 жыл бұрын

No, he owns food, water and shelter. He just doesn't own feces.

@LeeVanSpliff

7 жыл бұрын

No-one can own feces. It belongs to whomever you fling it at.

Stoned Jesus: Dude, what if rocks are actually really soft but when they see us coming to touch them they tense up and get really hard?

@bowentreify

6 жыл бұрын

no way bro

@SystemOfATool

6 жыл бұрын

you mean something similar to a boner?

@tomduckworth8961

6 жыл бұрын

w o w

@Biohazard163

6 жыл бұрын

So a bit like non-newtonian liquids?

@davidpool39

6 жыл бұрын

Mind blown😬

I didn't believe him that he was actually the mountain until 8:07.

@pheablemind

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@jamescr101

4 жыл бұрын

"Well when you put it like that..."

@suss2484

4 жыл бұрын

He's the mountain

@juansanhueza6651

3 жыл бұрын

I'M THE MOUNTAIIIIIN!!!! Crystal clear

@mrsa5125

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

This song is a mantra.

i love it all. i love you. i love me. i love everything. i'm drunk as fuck

@zeefang

8 жыл бұрын

***** 20 hrs later... do you still love us and everything?

@KillProficiency

8 жыл бұрын

zeefang no :(

@Thisismynameffs

8 жыл бұрын

***** :D

@Daniel-dn2ot

8 жыл бұрын

+Murph i feel you brother,im drunk as hell too

@VileDaegon

8 жыл бұрын

+Murph Love you bro

Easily one of the best riffs of all time.

@dumbbuck7

10 жыл бұрын

agreed

Closing in on 13 million listens. There is hope for humanity.

Played this very loud across a factory in Kansas and had so many people come ask me about it. My work there was done. 😁

@Helo735

4 жыл бұрын

That's excellent!!

@Helo735

4 жыл бұрын

If you like this, you may enjoy a Greek rock band called Night Stalker. My absolute favorite is their song called "Children of the Sun". One of the best rock songs I've ever heard.

@BURGERS13ful

4 жыл бұрын

Preach Anna

when he yells "I am the Mountain", I totally believe him.

@gregorydereklittle

6 жыл бұрын

He definitely means it

@Tony-yg6bz

6 жыл бұрын

I AM THE TABLE!

@drunkenviking

6 жыл бұрын

because He is...

@OllieMolina.

6 жыл бұрын

this is the best comment ive ever seen ever lol

@awakening1776

6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE LAMP!!!!

here we go 2021, still a mountain standing still, a bit growned up, some winds floating around, telling stories, keep calm and be a mountain

I don't know what's better- the song, or the comment section

@justinhooey9457

5 жыл бұрын

Mary Jane! So Far, So Good, So Stoned

@nicoheiz

5 жыл бұрын

@@justinhooey9457 combinan

@bratislavdragic3059

5 жыл бұрын

The song. There, now you can relax. Okay?

@dracosol4415

5 жыл бұрын

@@justinhooey9457 I smell a Megadeth reference...

@odinsson204

5 жыл бұрын

Draco Sol indeed

step 1: youtube suggestion can be good too step 2: enjoyng the song step 3: listen to the song about 10k times step 4: playing the song on guitar and its focking cool step 5: becoming a mountain

@emhozk9424

4 жыл бұрын

Step 6: profit

@jankocollyer6037

4 жыл бұрын

Step 2.0 : get high

@boseifrit5480

4 жыл бұрын

Step 4

@reedy_9619

4 жыл бұрын

But mountains cant play guitar..

@lazarusnaugle3161

4 жыл бұрын

“And then the song will sing me” -Bill Wurtz

WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS

I'm here , 21 minutes for 2015 and i'm crying listening to this song and i'm alone in my dark bedroom. Still this song is relaxing me , a lot. Hope these guys have more luck than me anyway :)

@briananderson6742

9 жыл бұрын

It gets better brother, trust me. You're not the only person to go through hard times.

@briananderson6742

9 жыл бұрын

I like your attitude Mr. Rommel.

@Teddy0567

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, if you ever feel hopeless you can always join Afrika Korps.

@zarathustra498

9 жыл бұрын

***** We don't recruit panzies On the serious note a little advice: through life you always have to be calm, decisive and determined. Seconds turn to minutes which quickly turn into years, so act according to your conscious,desires and no matter what do the right thing. Stay true to yourself, that is what real freedom means

@rafael55

9 жыл бұрын

Erwin Rommel I'm ok with that Erwin.

Before I listened: how does a random song have 14 million views with only 6.5k comments? After I listened: O.O

Recently promoted to Mountain. Start Glacier Training next week.

Its Easter 2016 today, so i am here to learn something about Jesus.

@MrBlakey700

8 жыл бұрын

+MrGaableenz well.... i think its saffe to say he's the mountain

@slipperguy9856

8 жыл бұрын

+MrGaableenz well....he is stoned....so...lets get stoned :P

@shitchops

8 жыл бұрын

+MrGaableenz Im a bit late but fuck yeah!...

Who need drugs? I only turn off the lights, put my headphones, shutdown my screen and I transform myself into a mountain.

@gershonagostinho9760

9 жыл бұрын

Pedro tu tens razao A musica e a melhor droga de sempre

@LossPsi

9 жыл бұрын

Step 1: Take a hit Step 2: Close every light in your room Step 3: Play Stoned Jesus Step 4: Travel

@therealkorin

9 жыл бұрын

ok.. now do all of that on drugs.

@franciscoacosta255

9 жыл бұрын

totally right!!! this music is alll you need!!!

@toddlivingston8116

9 жыл бұрын

drugs are cool mmmmkay..

Thought I was near the top, and then I realised there is no top. I am the mountain.

Heard this song in Amsterdam in 2017 in some Coffee shop. Finally found it

Everyone in this comment thread...close your eyes and raise your flat palm to the sky...you will feel me high five you

@HeigthTrielli

7 жыл бұрын

i've felt it brooooo

@lichisor

7 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

@sonofodin3889

7 жыл бұрын

did it in a middle of a restaurant, didn't care the looks Lol, high five brooo

@hi1000ish

7 жыл бұрын

Do it

@darinmiller4358

7 жыл бұрын

felt it thank you for that

This is too gooood! You know it's good when you listen over and over to a 13 minutes song!

I'm mostly a beer drinker, but after listening to this song in it's entirety, even I'm getting a glimpse of what it means to be a mountain.

These guys from Ukraine make great music!

Damn. Anyone else getting vibes of Tool and Led Zeppelin? In the best way? Like if Tool and Zep f*cked, had a child, then left that child out in the wilderness with nothing but a sack of shrooms?

@MrKongatthegates

6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Dillon lmao!

@thenaxx5398

6 жыл бұрын

Pure gold man, congrats.

@richardharrold9736

5 жыл бұрын

Pink Floyd and Kyuss too.

@phydeauxddog

5 жыл бұрын

Patrick Dillon you would be a lot happier if you looked into the lessor known bands. Sad to say but both Zeppelin and Tool are rip off bands there are bands that far out did them. For example look up Ash Ra Temple, Baby's Grandmother, Can,and Parsons Sounds

@richardharrold9736

5 жыл бұрын

Bullshit, Zeppelin and Tool were both highly original and inventive. Of course they (especially Zep) borrowed from other musicians, in Zep's case it's blues tradition, but to say that "there are bands that far out did them" is wholly delusional.

When my husband died, I was so sad and I wanted some sign that he was still here. It was a year, the anniversary of his death. A friend took me to the mountains in New Mexico. I woke up early morning the morning of his death at the time of his death. I went outside and sat on a rock, the sun just a spark of rising. I heard his voice in my head saying " hi baby, I'm here" I asked " where are you" he said " I am the mountains, I am the sky, the water, this rock, I am a part of everything". This really happened, and I can't really tell you how it felt, going through every part of my body. He was Native American. So this song is pretty wild. Peace to you all.

@rabidfish02

6 жыл бұрын

That is amazing. Thank you for sharing

@kevindunne6520

6 жыл бұрын

I saw your post, It compelled me to speak. We all are integrally everything we a part of "The World the is you and your husband your souls are conjoined through his message and your soul in its present state.

@jimsmith9523

6 жыл бұрын

wow im in new mex its beauty..is the mourains

@kevindunne6520

6 жыл бұрын

I was taught self-hypnosis. My place is a mountain, as an eagle soars and cries. Peace to you.

@PeterParker-yt5nw

6 жыл бұрын

what a jerk did he even say goodbye... i mean shit i know your not stupid enough to believe that rock is really him. just swinging by as your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Прямо гордість пробирає за наших хлопців! Такого успіху досягти, навіть на Hellfest запросили. Обожнюю рок/метал і шкодую що лише нещодвно почув про них...

This song...This is what got me into Stoner Metal, through which it helped me switch my whole world view into something better and improve myself in the process. Thank you Stoned Jesus for the awesome track, I can finally state that I'm the mountain.

holy Fuck! a youtube suggestion worked!!!

@fromulaon

7 жыл бұрын

exactly my thoughts

@Danilo.s_andrade

7 жыл бұрын

I thought the same!!!! HOLY FUCK MAAAAAAAN

@droggy23

7 жыл бұрын

aahahahahahah

@simz6831

7 жыл бұрын

Samu

@saksharsharma9648

7 жыл бұрын

nine cats

this is my first comment on youtube ever, this song earned it

@Isaiypres

8 жыл бұрын

Hello, I'm your first reply (:

@UDT116

8 жыл бұрын

+Įsäį Bvstøš Yeah about that

@Isaiypres

8 жыл бұрын

+UDT116 ): right in my jimmies

@Handles-R-Lame

7 жыл бұрын

+Įsäį Bvstøš hey now. it was just a long night and rough day. right?

@Isaiypres

7 жыл бұрын

+Matt Claunch yes ): now to rest and whack it to slam lol

Came across this song after my fathers passing.. Ive played it numerous times amongst friends and damn near none of them appreciate it.. It baffles me.. I think this is a very great, very unique song.. And yet noone close to me can relate as to why this song is so special..

@huehuecoyotl2

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's a bummer when friends and family in real life don't share your interests or tastes. Internet forums centered around shared interests, etc. are cool, but its not the same.

My god , I am so fucking happy this exists . This band is the future . It may never be popular as it rightfully deserves , but as long as they keep producing music , real music will never die .

The progressions in this track are fucking amazing

I take back all the bad things I said about youtube recommendations, because they've recently been suggested some awesome new music to me.

@aaroncalbert3068

7 жыл бұрын

me too.

@LeeeroyMusic

7 жыл бұрын

Damn yeah good to see that between all the shitty recommendations, We forgive you KZread

@somenoise5624

7 жыл бұрын

CallMeBronco Hey, who is that in your profile picture? I recognize that guy. He's a composer or some shit.

@Bronco541

7 жыл бұрын

SomeNoise he is "Moondog", forget his real name; he was a composer from 1940-1950's era, with quite an interesting life story. His most recognizable song is "Bird's Lament"

@somenoise5624

7 жыл бұрын

CallMeBronco Yeah thats right, thanks man.

in solidarity to our brave and fearless brothers and sisters in the Ukraine

Hved playdd guitar for 12 years. We all have life stories and pain. But in my darkest hours this song has always given me relief. I love you so much for bringing this art into the world

jesus got stoned and realised he is the mountain, he is the trees and the birds and the animals ...he is everyrhing and he is nothing....

@Impera_uu

8 жыл бұрын

+mohit241088 I agree, except for everything before "He is nothing."

@Impera_uu

8 жыл бұрын

what?

@Impera_uu

8 жыл бұрын

If we're talking about never ending opinions, lets talk about feminazi's. "A person who has a lot of opinions on everything, really has no opinion on anything."

@jimstafford2832

8 жыл бұрын

nice one .

@markokrajnc7808

8 жыл бұрын

+mohit241088 wisdom lies within you brother,cultivate it.

I'm the Mountain I'm the Mountain rising high it's the way that I survived I'm the Mountain tell my tale the greatest story's now for sale I'm the seaside I'm the waves I'm the one that makes you crave I'm the valley I'm the hills look at me I'm standing still I'm the Mountain I'm the plain tell me now am I insane I'm the spirit I'm the source I'm the root I'm the doors I'm the road long and hard running out of my heart I'm the Mountain climb me up and we never gonna stop I'm the locker I'm the key I am who you want to be I'm the reason I'm the blame I will never be the same Mirror-mirror tell the truth of the old ones and the youth Of the things we hide deep from ourselves Mirror-mirror show me now what will I become and how For now I'm just a Mountain I'm the Mountain Headley Grange Days go by but I don't seem to notice them Just a roundabout of turns All these nights I lie awaken on my own My pale fire hardly burns Never fell in love with the one who loves me But with ones who love me not Are we doomed to live in grief and misery Is it everything we've got Down the road that leads me to the Headley Grange I see a figure of a young man He's torn with doubts, mistakes, his selfishness and rage But doing all the best he can I'm not so blind to see That this young man is me credits

9 жыл бұрын

Stoned Jesus is such a great band!

@JezajaMusic4Art

9 жыл бұрын

Lúa Indeed!

9 жыл бұрын

Cumulative 😉

@eugeniotuorto

9 жыл бұрын

Lúa Awesome band for sure, both lyriclly and sonically.

Dang! Found this by luck. Its fucking dope. Wish y'all a good day/Week/Month/Year/Life. Lots of love from Germany.

@brianswelding

4 жыл бұрын

You too bro. Cheers from Chicago. Love and blessings. ❤🙏

@lukaamirxaniani8640

3 жыл бұрын

Georgia (but not state of america :) ) is with you fellas !

@mantay

3 жыл бұрын

🙌

@rhabeebrhabeeb3250

3 жыл бұрын

Sending positive tectonic vibes from Georgia(USA) to any and all

Slava Ukraini! Romania will always be with you, brave warriors. Cheers from ours both Carpathian Mountains.

2 hits in the bong and this song is so amazing

Yesterday I listened to this is with my earphones while I was stoned af. I closed my eyes and my mind started to picture so much non-sensical shit, like I was strolling in a park with a bear that was wearing clown shoes and we had to fight dogs with red eyes, but when the end hitted with the same melody from the beginning it was like everything made sense, I opened my eyes and I thought "I was in a journey to overcome my anxiety". Thank god for this song

@joemama-hc4gl

5 жыл бұрын

Felipe Goulart which strain was it?...

@ConorEdgar

5 жыл бұрын

Direct that Music Video mate haha

@elFRIJOLMALO

5 жыл бұрын

I hope you find peace brother. God knows sometimes i want it too.

@GlockAndARock

5 жыл бұрын

Nah foo Chill foo

@jernie9384

5 жыл бұрын

That's cool man.

Chill Mode reaching critical level, Comfortably Numb & Stoned Immaculate! Peace & Love to each & everyone who reads this.

This is one of the greatest songs ever made

I'm the Mountain Rising high It's the way that I survived I'm the Mountain Tell my tale The greatest story's now for sale I'm the seaside I'm the waves I'm the one that makes you crave I'm the valley I'm the hills Look at me I'm standing still I'm the Mountain I'm the plain Tell me now am I insane I'm the spirit I'm the source I'm the root I am the doors I'm the road Long and hard Running out of my heart I'm the Mountain Climb me up And we're never gonna stop I'm the locker I'm the key I am who you want to be I'm the reason I'm the blame I will never be the same Mirror-mirror tell the truth of the old ones and the youth Of the things we hide deep from ourselves Mirror-mirror show me now what will I become and how For now I'm just a Mountain I'm the Mountain

@beepboop1361

4 жыл бұрын

EE buy gum

@Maddteddy049

4 жыл бұрын

hero

@tooltoad1974

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks you fucked up my puzzle

@jamiedutton7257

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@tylerallgeier3746

4 жыл бұрын

Hail odin

This shit is absolutely fucking stellar. Melodic psychedelia to rival Pink Floyd and heavy sludgy stoner rock in one 13-minute prog epic...

i love the use of a 7/4 time signature near the ligher vocal part, really gives this song a unique feel, especially because we get so used to traditional 4/4 or 3/4 time signatures all the time. amazing song!

This song gives off such TOOL vibes, without forfeiting their own sound. Very, very, special 🤌

@roboform100

Жыл бұрын

2:20 very tool-like

@shadedskys

Жыл бұрын

@@roboform100 exactly bud!

@Venaticorum

Жыл бұрын

@@shadedskys any similar songs? (not from tool ofc :p) i'm a huge tool fan and like these kind of songs, recommendations welcome !

@schneehenry7266

Жыл бұрын

@@Venaticorum what about other stoned jesus songs?

@Venaticorum

Жыл бұрын

@@schneehenry7266 i like the stoned jesus "porcelain" track tbh

This riff has always sent chills down my spine.

@wesleybynum5461

5 жыл бұрын

Tera Petty uh. 😂 I hate to be that guy but from the looks of it I’d like to put a chill down your spine

@samsocash9514

5 жыл бұрын

Wesley Bynum Hah good one bro!! That was epic!!!!

Holy Shit, what did I just stumble into

@ikilludead2timestwic

6 жыл бұрын

yeah buddy!

@briannanicole1849

6 жыл бұрын

Musical genius

@swapnilmishra6409

5 жыл бұрын

Same here i stumbled on it in gym and did some great set of heavy barbell squats on this song

the best band of Brave Ukraine! Keep it up Ukraine!

Listen to this masterpiece after midnight. The atmosphere is unbelievable.

Glad this music is legal

@jiwonpark4652

6 жыл бұрын

well i'd listen to it if it wasn't anyways

@sarahgray430

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine what if it would be like if it was illegal...we'd all be sitting in a clandestine club rather like a 1920's speak easy, listening to this!

@lucasdunphy7372

5 жыл бұрын

Why arre people answering their own comments?

@lucasdunphy7372

5 жыл бұрын

Dunno man its weird

@lucasdunphy7372

5 жыл бұрын

Wolf Blood thats how to live life

My god, this stuff is SOLID. I don't often click on suggested music videos but I'm so fucking glad I decided to click on this one. Think I just found a new favourite band.

@shitchops

8 жыл бұрын

+Helena Beat Fuckn oath its pretty epic material.. worth while clicking on those suggestions man as you may find a gem among the shit !!

@pink_flow

8 жыл бұрын

just experienced the same :)

@Dan0604

8 жыл бұрын

+Helena Beat stoned jesus are fucking dead good! some songs i like are red wine, indian and electric misterss. listen to samsara blues experiment too

@SonicTheEpicMaster

8 жыл бұрын

Go check out The Sizlacks.

@rediskewl1

8 жыл бұрын

When you are on videos like this 80% of suggested videos are badass

After 2020 years, Jesus still does good things

I could listen to this every day for six hundred years

ive let my depression and anxiety get the best of me my whole life but ive been coming around lately and realized that and you know what? Im gona be the god damned mountain

@Riley-ek8xs

6 жыл бұрын

Yaboobay how’s that going for you? (i realize this probably comes off as sarcastic but i’m genuinely interested as to your well-being)

@newtalentbeatz7150

6 жыл бұрын

do not b depressed. God loves you

@brettdonahue876

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah boiii. Giid in you brother

@jasonthomas5916

6 жыл бұрын

Yaboobay be the best fuckin mountain you can be

@davidturner7363

6 жыл бұрын

Good for you Jason ... Fuk Yes

"I'm the reason, I'm to blame...nothing will ever be the same"

I remember I ate like a pound of granola bars when I first heard this song. Didn't even realize I'd eaten that many until the song was over lol

So I’m stoned and was just typing in “stoner videos” to laugh at, and I saw “stoner Jesus” and it made me hit the Giggles and I clicked now I’m in love with this band.

UKRAINE ROCKS!!!

@cranberrieseater7397

7 жыл бұрын

rock rocks

@dekodasearles8591

7 жыл бұрын

Who's got Ukraine rocks

@jegorkru9322

7 жыл бұрын

hell yeah :D

@returnoftheredeye

7 жыл бұрын

Andy Crane rocks

@StewieG3000

7 жыл бұрын

returnoftheredeye Fraser Crane too

Get a Tool kind of vibe from the harder instrumental segments with a mix of Pink Floyd on the lighter portions. In it's own unique way of course. I can dig it.

@weepete2t8adw

9 жыл бұрын

this is 100% true, although tool tend to have more fucked up time signatures haha, still see your point though

As weird it may sound, i first heard this song in my dream. Someone was singing it and i watched him through the window. I couldn’t see his face and he never noticed me but When i woke up the lyrics was the first thing that came to my mind so i googled it and found up about this song and i freaking loved it.

@serenityingram3731

2 жыл бұрын

Dude same

@darkgalaxy1402

Жыл бұрын

That Futurama advertising is wild

@manoelandreisfernandes8747

10 ай бұрын

@@darkgalaxy1402 i've understood that

I have discovered this a long time ago. Just listened to it again today. It killed all my mood to go about my mundane chores Thank God I am not braindead from all the silliness going about!

I'm so obsessed with that song. Seriously, I can't stop listening to it.

SHIT DUDE!! HE'S THE MOUNTAIN!!

@Impaler616

8 жыл бұрын

+Ferkidactilo Musicians used to be the table, but it seems nowadays mountains are the shit. Crazy world.

@Checkmate54321

6 жыл бұрын

No, he is the MOUNTAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stoned Jesus > Sober Jesus

@JohnWilson-cp2nj

4 жыл бұрын

Stoned Jesus > Crucified Jesus?

@TheTeaTVI

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnWilson-cp2nj 💀💀💀

@bigdaddypiggy

4 жыл бұрын

In the words of the great Ozzy Osborne “Sobriety Fuckin Sucks!” 🤘🏻wiser words have never been spoken

@FallenOn31

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes to this comment. I won't touch that.

@RiedSiheal

4 жыл бұрын

@@FallenOn31 Same here, although I really wanted to like tis :/

Almost everyday I come here least for once to become the mountain.

With Love From Ukraine: Stoned Jesus !!! ...I'm in awe

This is awesome and weed is medicine.

@LossPsi

9 жыл бұрын

haha so whatever comment...

@MrErickloli

7 жыл бұрын

...I don't remember why I said that, nor I did.

For as long as I can remember, I've made up songs in my head. Never any words but always the same chord progressions and drums. This is it. This is the music I hear in my head. This is what I've been trying to translate to the real world for as long as I can remember. Thank you for this, it's beautiful.

Woke up. Leaving to go work in 15mins. Make a coffee, smoke a bong, and put on this masterpiece. Ready for the day.

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit I am stoned, jesus

@vicentepoulsen1502

7 жыл бұрын

Bastian Perez amen

@theali8oras274

6 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@snazfabre4350

6 жыл бұрын

Bastian Perez top comment 👌

@erikbennacer2717

6 жыл бұрын

Amen

@MicheleRomani

6 жыл бұрын

Amen

I am overwhelmed by this stuff. A great KZread recommendation!

@mathias841

7 жыл бұрын

It's the fucking Same thing for me !!

@Lion-gu7gn

7 жыл бұрын

thx yrslf and your history on youtube... but yeah sometimes they come up with surprising sh*t.

@DavidStHilaire

7 жыл бұрын

+StewieG3000 right on brother

@DracoVolantus

7 жыл бұрын

best YT recommendation in it's history

@ismailis01

7 жыл бұрын

i found it in recommendation section too and its a gd stuff !

I feel like a king when I listen to this. Thank you Stoned Jesus!

After listening to this song for years this is one of the first songs I listen in the first day of 2020

@MIGUEK720

4 жыл бұрын

Same