"Is it amphibious?" "No, its a burger." LOL

@pieguy5323

3 жыл бұрын

Best quote

" is this the first suspect we haven't killed" one second later " HE HAS A GUN" bam he's dead

@KingRabid

3 жыл бұрын

i laughed so hard at that i almost coughed rice up my nose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 TIL: dont EVER be eating during a fivepd episode!

@eriklaster3751

2 жыл бұрын

good kill on buggs as well nice headshot

@everydaycar3518

2 жыл бұрын

Spoiler

@xashesz

Жыл бұрын

It’s like Vegas Metropolitan Police up in this

@Lord_LindaThePhilosopher

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like typical America

"Is this the first suspect we haven't killed?" seconds later "HE'S GOT A GUN!" Everyone starts shooting lmfao

@CaptainPug07

3 жыл бұрын

I think buggs had some super-human reaction time in that, as soon as it was said he had a gun buggs switched to lethal and shot him in the head, that was impressive to me

“dispatch me boy, you’re not listening”😂

"Is it Amphibious?" "No, Its a Burger" had me laughing for an hour! 8:18

Bugs- “Is it amphibious?” Dave- “No it’s a burger” BRO I CANT😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ryan: “is this the first suspect we haven’t killed?” Almost immediately: “He’s got a gun!!”

32:23 "I GOT PIT BY A PIECE OF SHIT-" *gas station proceeds to explode

“I’m gonna be code 3 to a vape shop” spoken like a true STI driver

@armyboy2494

3 жыл бұрын

True

@jesterking1

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@Matthewstickles

2 жыл бұрын

As an sti driver that doesnt vape i find this hilarious 😂😂😂

@woopwoops346

2 жыл бұрын

The mustang should of gone code 3 to the nearest crowd

Is it amphibious? No its a burger I love how calm and straightforward he's reply came like he was ready

4:29 you know whats definitely not legal? PICKLES as wheels. Buggs: "Yeah, those aren't federally regulated." Ryan: "I mean, as long as they are Kosher..." MOST UNDERRATED DAD-JOKE IN ALL MY TIME WATCHING BUGGS, AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THE FUCKERS SO MUCH AS ACKNOWLEDGED IT!!!!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! UGH!

@jrnd3484

Жыл бұрын

yes!

“Is this thing amphibious?” “No it’s a burger.” That was the funniest thing 😂😂

"Is it amphibious?" "...No, It's a Burger" 😂😂

14:21 “Is this the first suspect we haven’t killed” 2 seconds later

"1 minute ago" sees burger car and insta click. Love the videos and more frequent uploads, keep it up!

@TiktokORIONxyr

3 жыл бұрын

I know

it feels amazing to hear that intro every now and then

Jeff's impression of the put on hold music is priceless! Lol

Jeff could be an opera singer

I haven't taken a look at this channel since the old rps and I'm happy it still holds up to the old ones, love you buggs👍

“No it’s a burger “😂😂😂😂😂

Ryan: is this the first suspect we haven't killed Jeff: he is got a gun 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-“Is it amphibious?” -“No it’s a burger” Funniest sh*t I’ve seen. Like ever.

Ryan: Is this the first suspect we haven’t killed? Dave: And I took that personally **pulls out gun**

Ryan: Is this the first suspect we haven't killed? Dave: *pulls out a gun instantly*

I’ve never laughed this hard in a vid in a long time

I cant believe they missed the perfect opportunity; "Can we see your license, sir?" "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich" Like come on

"Is it amphibious?" "No it's a burger"

32:23 this crash was ready for a movie hahaha

Jeffs aggressive voice is the fucking best

I've only recently discovered these videos, and I'm steadily working my way through all of them. They remind me so much of sitting around playing video games with my friends in the 1980s. Awesome stuff! Keep it up!

Buggs- is it amphibious? Dave- no it’s a burger Dead 😂😂😂

"is this the first suspect we haven't killed?" *headshot*

Am i the only one who thinks it would be absolutely hilarious if they did a patrol in the patty wagon as patrol vehicles?

burger shot never been so accurate

8:20 I accidentally spat water all over my desk because I couldn't hold back the laughter. Almost did it again at 14:22

@Jprice141788

3 жыл бұрын

Same omg I’m crying 😂😂😂

is it amphibious? no its a burger.

"is this the first suspect we havent killed" was so perfectly timed

Jeff and the waiting music 😂

“is this the first suspect we haven’t killed?” “HES GOT A GUN!”

One of the funniest episodes I’ve seen 😂😂😂😂 love the GTARP buggs

"I'll be code 3 to a vape shop" 😂

“Is this the first episode we haven’t killed someone” “he’s gotta gun!!”

Is it amphibious? No it's a burger..... that has to be one of the funniest comments in CZG history

Is it amphibious? No, it’s a burger. 🤣🤣🤣

@carsonduim

3 жыл бұрын

I died💀

FivePD Hall of Fame…..”Is it amphibious? No it’s a burger.” 🤣

Lmao how did they not understand the spongebob reference?

@Johndoe-jd

2 жыл бұрын

Copyright reasons

“Is it amphibious?”. “No it’s a burger..” 😂😂😂

14:20 is pure gold "is this the first suspect we haven't killed?" "HE'S GOT A GUN" *all 4 units completely mow him down*

Ryan: Is this the only suspect we havent killed Literally 0.0000000000001 secs later BAM

This is hands down the funniest thing I’ve ever watched

32:24 This looks like a scene from a Michael Bay movie😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Code 3 to a vape shop" fucking ended me. I was laughing hysterically.

ryan: is this the first suspect we haven't killed? perp: pulls a gun try's to shoot Jeff. everyone: kills immediately

Is this the first guy we didn’t kill… * guy pulls gun * then history

I come back this video every so often just to hear Dave respond to Buggs amphibious question with, "No, it's a burger."

@Dr.Acula76

Жыл бұрын

Same! This is the first time I realized he tried to crack that joke about a minute before that but everyone was talking and it didn't land

Best one so far for 2021, I Laughed so hard at work..

That burger is running for his life🤣🤣

I see Mr. Krabs has decided to expand his business and change his name to try and avoid the lawsuits brought upon him for violating labor standards.

@nateculler4062

2 жыл бұрын

Shh don’t blow his cover

this episode has some of the best comedy ever

“I’m gonna stop for a repair kit for my head gasket”- probably one of the most relatable things I have heard Ryan say lol

@troyhoward6514

2 жыл бұрын

SpongeBobs Patty wagon

Is it amphibious? No, it’s a burger. I can’t. I must have replayed that 4 times

bugs and ryan are an amazing due, the start was so funny

“Is this the first subject we haven’t killed…?” “HES GOTTA GUN!!!!!” 🤣

32:23 “I got hit by a piece of shi-“ *BOOM* “Oh, he hit the pumps and died, hahaha” You get what you fricking deserve Best chase ever

Jeff’s takedown voice kills me every time😂

16:50 DAMN. jeff got the predator engine swap in that f-150

"Code 3 to the vape shop" lol Was waiting for Buggs to say he's going to go code 3 into a innocent crowd 😅

Is it amphibious? NO ITS A BURGER 😂😂

If you see this, have a wonderful rest of your day.

@johndenver6816

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! You have a wonderful rest of your day.

@Wyattc82895

3 жыл бұрын

*gives pile of shit* ty this is my gift for u homemade

@chrisbecker4922

3 жыл бұрын

As long as you do that same! 🍻

@DickShooter

6 ай бұрын

No you

@JDGooch-wp1yk

4 ай бұрын

SUUUUPPERRR PIIIIIT!!! GRRRRR. Had me tollin. Great episode.

Ryan: is the first suspect we haven't killed ? Everyone proceeds to kill Dave

I was the one that made this car on LCPDFR website lol, Venom17!

@dyphal6674

3 жыл бұрын

It’s true

4:20 Ryan: "Is this the first suspect we haven't killed?" Buggs: "HE'S GOT A GUUUN!!!" Had me in fucking stitches xD

Those cop cars thou🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

" No It'S a BURGER! "

"is this the first suspect we havent killed?" 2 seconds later "HE'S GOT A GUN!"

That incident at the pumps pure gold

1:55 that whole thing was just chaos to start the video. Jeff singing is perfect 😂😂

@TheDailyNorm

Жыл бұрын

What was he singing?

@NKumar029

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDailyNorm no idea lmao

That’s what I call “Fast Food”

13:56 "What is this a KZread comment?" LMFAOO I'M DEAD

“Is it amphibious?”…“No it’s a burger”

Another great one Buggs! Keep up the good work!

"What'll it be fellas? MUSTARD, OR KETCHUP?"

@bruhjenkins6457

2 жыл бұрын

K N E E S L A P

the RPG has me dying lmao

@turknmann1880

2 жыл бұрын

That rpg was like 4th of July

It’s a Patty wagon…he got himself in a bit of a pickle

This is the perfect vehicle for the condiment gang

Ryan: "Going code 3 to a vape shop." Buggs: "Going code 3 into a crowd."

"Dispatch me boii" 🤣

First suspect we haven't killed? Instant shots fired 😅

“Code 3 to a vape shop” 😂

@brendonpearce14

Жыл бұрын

And "Urgent mobile repair kit to fix the head gasket", just a typical Monday as a Subaru owner 🤣

This is one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen in awhile

Is it amphibious no it's a burger 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i pissed my pants

That Hamburghini was fast!

"Is this the first suspect we haven't killed? "HE'S GOT A GUN" *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*

@LilStack_NLMB999

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan spoke to soon 😂

Gets tasered while drowning gets told to stop resisting 😂😅🤣

Would love to see more of bugg’s runs

@Phantom-my7qn

3 жыл бұрын

His are always the best lol

32:22 funniest shit ever😂😂😂😂

32:24 "I got pit by a piece of shit, he hit the pumps and died" I was crying laughing

I love how Jeff was saying hi to the dog and it instantly barks like it was talking back... lol

14:20 Spoke too soon haha

Is it amphibious? No it's a burger 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂