Steven Seagal Ruins "Hans and Franz" Sketch On SNL
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Steven Seagal shows off his art of "not acting" in a sketch of Saturday Night Life Show.
Today he is opposed with Hans and Franz - two bodybuilders praising Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The fact that he couldn't make fun of himself is what ruined his career.
@sole__doubt
2 ай бұрын
The inability to laugh at yourself is a deciding factor on whether a person is likable or not.
@what1111
24 күн бұрын
career
I just realized that Segal’s greatest weakness is an opponent with no arms, he can’t aikido flip someone who doesn’t have any arms🤔🤯🤣
@SpeedWayDre
Жыл бұрын
He can silly slap them across the forehead to death tho. 🤔 Lol
@blackjoker1097
Жыл бұрын
Ffs 😂
@Allegedly_Angel
Жыл бұрын
So, a T-Rex?
@theclassicliberal1915
Жыл бұрын
I spit water out of my nose laughing at this.
@LisaAnn777
11 ай бұрын
@@Allegedly_Angelno a trex still had arms, they just aren't very big. Still large enough for Steven seagull too be lost.
Every celebrity: “What we’re trying to say, Steven, is that you’re always in your own little world.” Seagal: “Not world. Universe.”
@Me-qp8vz
8 ай бұрын
Multiverse.
I read a comment somewhere where they said all stevie seagull movies are love letters to himself
steven seagal looks like a cardboard cutout in these sketches. Lol
I've always wanted to see this trainwreck episode but its impossible to find. Thanks man!
@sexydictator3241
5 ай бұрын
Is it not on Peacock? I think they're supposed to have every episode of SNL on there.
@kc1john
3 ай бұрын
@@sexydictator3241 This episode was so historically bad that it’s not included in the library.
It's brilliant how they rewrote it to be so extremely kissing his ass, they are making fun of him directly amf he doesn't see it. Mind you its only funny if you know the behind the scenes stuff.
Arnold would’ve definitely floored Steven Seagal haha
@Me-qp8vz
8 ай бұрын
Maybe, maybe not Arnie has himself admitted he is not a fighter type.
@sealake7935
8 ай бұрын
@@Me-qp8vz Well, to be fair, neither is Seagal haha
@inputfunny
7 ай бұрын
Nah, just because he can lift a lot of weight doesn't mean he knows how to fight.
@spiralentree737
5 ай бұрын
@@inputfunnyyeah but its Steven seagal guy also can’t fight
Seagal is a gold mine of humor. You could also try James Nguyen, maker of “Birdemic” and other unintended gems of the hilariously bad variety.
Its like Seagal is doing a parody of someone mocking him. Its so meta bra. ;)
Thank you Alex! Love your videos buddy. Keep up the strong work!
He really ruined the other skit where he played the father who meets his daughter's date.
When I piss next to my truck or off of my deck, I constantly think that I should be pissing on Steven Seagal‘s face because he is such a horrible nightmare of a douche bag.
Steven Seagull became a Glazed ham with Eddie Munster hairline and goatee
@alexlantz
10 ай бұрын
Glazed Ham🤣Accurate
I want to know more about the guy who got pushed into the pool after asking "what is the essence of zen"
Maybe Seagal's ohrase about silly move was an attack towards Arnild Schwarzenegger (who taught them those moves)
Great stuff Alex, love it.
The double sleeper 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I miss those years of snl (the best years of snl)..
@Me-qp8vz
8 ай бұрын
You mustn't be old enough. 75 to 84 were SNL's golden years. The 90's was mostly meh. One or two good sketches here and there but never a full show of greatness since 1984.
😂you make this elder elk snort laugh 😅your Amazing 🎉thank you for jelly belly laughing!😊
Can't find these clips in America. Haven't seen this since it aired.
You had me at "perfect Californian accents."
Where did you get the footage?
What is that flippy thing you always use mate?
@alexlantz
Жыл бұрын
It's pen spinning - anti-stress:)
That was weird .... Steven must have been a very strange child.
Seagal really has no clue what self humor is, where Arnold is this super likeable friendly guy and loves comedy. Arnold was good at what he did, and yet didn't take himself that seriously. He was confident in who he was and knew what he could do. Seagal can't even admit his weaknesses today, with the fat, lazy, mumbling Z list joke he turned into. Seagal is so inferior feeling and scared that he can't joke about himself at all.
And review of the full SNL episode is here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gmZkqcZxZ7WsnqQ.htmlsi=HnqFx28oy2NZC3D9
They just don't understand Steven's sense of humor
@laurendaryani4893
10 ай бұрын
He just doesn't have one.
@TeurastajaNexus
2 ай бұрын
Exactly. There is nothing to understand :D
seagul has never been in a fight in his entire life.
I was trying to post some ai segal/seagull pics i drummed up but it won’t let me
I think this is your best episode so far. I laughed my ass off. Although I can't completely hate Seagal now as I'd want to throw Jack Whitehall in that pond too.
@alexlantz
Жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@dusssss631
Жыл бұрын
His dad is the funniest thing in his show
@dhawkes5096
Жыл бұрын
@@dusssss631 I think that's because he's Dad's an actual actor isn't he? and not a tedious Nepo Baby who rode his parents coat tails. If I remember rightly his Mum's a well established casting agent. Imagine being so shit that Steven Seagal is a funnier comedian.
Steven Seagal never takes offense in his movies he’s always dishing it out
@alexlantz
4 ай бұрын
I would have said he can't take offense, but it would've been too offensive
whatta man child
Compare Will Sasso's Crouching Cops Hidden Badges to a Seagull movie, also, just do all of Will Sasso's Steven Seagull skits because they're funny. There's at least 3 others, Steven Seagal's America, Steven Seagal Stand-Up and a Lowered Expectations Video Dating ad. You could replace Steven with Will in a lot of Seagull's movies through CGI and editing magic and I bet nobody could tell the difference, Will does Seagull better than Seagull, he also does a pretty good Kenny Rogers.
@rhoanjcepe2029
11 ай бұрын
He also does the best Jesse Ventura impersonation
@SpaghettiYOLOKing
8 ай бұрын
Sasso's Seagal is so good and not because of accuracy lol
One of Sensei's greatest moments. Big Daddy Seagal is possibly the greatest unintentional comedian ever. There is nothing he cannot do. Nice job Alex. Keep it up bud. Good to see your community growing my friend 💪🙏
Apparently some super agent in Hollywood was taking akido classes from an unknown Steven seagal (agent taking akido classes already sounds like a stereotypically douche). So the agent that some other Hollywood big wig that he can make anybody a star (ala Trading Places, sans the trade). The agent picked seagal and the rest is history. It really is the only coherent explanation for the man having a platform all these years
I've been a guitarist for almost 40 years, Seagal is NOT a musician. He knows 3 or 4 chords and a how to play a few pentatonic lines very badly. I've played with all kinds of musicians from Rock to Blues to Funk to Jazz. The only style I've never played is Classical but that was my choice. I know great musicians that make me feel like I began playing yesterday, far better than I could ever be and to call Seagal a musician is an insult to guys like Tim Pierce, Andy Timmons, Eric Gales and so many more all these guys are around my age. Steven Seagal is NOT a musician and NO he cannot play guitar. Steven Seagal being a musician is like saying I'm an electrical engineer because I know how to wire a light on the ceiling of my living room.
Maybe Steven needed to learn the Zen of things himself
Are you a Seagal fan, Alex or why do you constantly make videos about Seagal?
@alexlantz
Жыл бұрын
I'll get tired of him, just not right now, I guess. DO you know anybody else to switch attention to?
@HM_Cash
Жыл бұрын
How about Steven's music career? That's got to be ripe for the pickens. Or maybe Mickey rouke? He seems like a pompous ass
@e_z_livn
Жыл бұрын
Seagull has so much unintended humor in his movies but apparently he's the last one to know
@Safarichromosomeslol
Жыл бұрын
You can be a Seagal fan and still dislike him 😂😂😂
@Katzenhase
Жыл бұрын
@@alexlantz I´m 52 years old and I can tell you that between 1988 and 1992 nobody made fun of Seagal, nobody! He was the real deal at the time but I admit that it´s a shame what he had become.
Oh but my aunt’s ex-fiancé studied aikido because of steven seagal though, I remember he said he realized all the movies were whack after 2 years of rolling around the mats
Segal at this time would've likely beaten Arnold as Arnold is only a bodybuilder, not a trained fighter, to my knowledge.
@alexlantz
Жыл бұрын
Steven wasn't a fighter either.
@johndoe-ln4oi
Жыл бұрын
@@alexlantz That's true, but when Steven puts on his pajamas and dances with other men, he is almost Fred Astaire.
@aperezdeal
10 ай бұрын
Arnie boxed as a kid. He kept skipping rope well into his body building days.
I watched this live on Saturday night.. bc i used to plan my Saturdays around it as a kid. You could feel the vibe as a youth😅😂 one thing you can't say is, Steven Segal isn't interesting. If he wasn't, he wouldn't be making movies 30+ years later. 90s, Midwesterner, action movie star. We are talking about when the so called "man's man" was still a valuable characteristic. No toxic jokes from me. I wants no smoke😂
@alexlantz
10 ай бұрын
That's the mystery of our generation- where does he get money for his movies and who actually watch them. It makes him really interesting
I'd like to thank Lantz, the lost brother of Hans and Franz for the overdone video.
Eh.. so he made a fool of himself. No surprise. I dont care for the commentary blabbing on and on about this one short clip, but he says Stevens name like Seagull which makes me laugh
Heh, your accent sounds almost similar to Hans and Franz.
@alexlantz
11 ай бұрын
🤌perfect!
I can’t tell if you’re being serious in the beginning or what the deal is, but this is really weird
@alexlantz
2 ай бұрын
It's a bit weird you can't tell if I'm being serious in the beginning
i dont like steven seagal movies but i honestly didnt know he couldn't take a joke for entertaining purposes. i mean why does he make movies if not for entertaining
@alexlantz
10 ай бұрын
Lol, you thought he made them to entertain you. PATHETIC HUMAN
The Donald Trump of martial arts.....................................
@robertmaguire1067
3 ай бұрын
Well you're the Joe Biden of internet comments 😂
confusing foolishness. glad i missed it
I am not jumping on the bandwagon to attack Steven Seagal.
@alexlantz
6 ай бұрын
Good for you
@brandonspaulding8097
6 ай бұрын
@@alexlantz YEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!!
@jboner11
Ай бұрын
Yeah he’s just a rapist
Where is Steven Seagal now 2023? Where Is Actor Steven Seagal Now? Steven Seagal Is Also Teaching Martial Arts In Russia According to Marca, "Steven Seagal, one of the icons of American action movies in the 1990s and early 2000s, has just opened an aikido centre in Moscow with the intention of preparing young Russians to join the Russian armed forces
@robertmaguire1067
3 ай бұрын
We have nothing to worry about then 😂
What a Goofball, Not talking about Seagal
I think you misunderstand the comedy dynamic, you have to have one guy that’s not so funny to set up the funny guys. Maybe this sketch bombed but that doesn’t mean Segal is an awful person, which he might be, a lot of people in Hollywood suck, but he was married to that lady from married with children so he must have a sense of humor and he might not be able to kick everyone’s ass but I’m sure he can kick someone’s. He entertained the shit out of me when I was a kid, I’m not one to grow up and feel dumb about that and then try and belittle him because I’m insecure.
@alexlantz
6 ай бұрын
You can also watch this to complete your opinion instead of sticking to old beliefs: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g2mKsrqLfrfZobw.html
Prime arnold would hurt steven with just brute force, mog I'd love to have seen that back then or better yet prime chuck Norris, jcvd, or Michael jai white lol
@alexlantz
10 ай бұрын
Steven would have run with waving hands
@tommyplays131
10 ай бұрын
Nope.....SS would've of destroyed them except for Chuck
Greatest martial arts faker u mean not Master. He may have mastered how to fool ppl
The snl cast he was the worst ever guest on show
He didn't ruin it. Seagal made that episode one of if not the most famous SNL episodes of all time. Have you ever heard as much talk about any other SNL except maybe the Frank Zappa or Sinead episode. The tittle of the video should. "That SNL episode Seagal made into an epic"
Anyone else wish we could watch the clip and not the narrator?
No need for all the noise just wanted the clip itself, thumbs down
I think this narrator is ignorant. Seagal is a legitimate Aikido master. The first American ever to teach at a dojo in Japan. Also, bodybuilders are not fighters. Your suggestion that because Arnold has bigger traps and better form at tricep pushdowns, he somehow can beat an Aikido 7th degree black belt in a fight is laughable. Also I don't want to explain the obvious to you, but often in comedy it is funnier and intentional to play a straight guy who doesn't get the joke, as Seagal was doing. Have you not seen when Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro came on the fake Joe Pesci snl show?
@robertmaguire1067
3 ай бұрын
You are just as delusional as Seagal 😂❤
Arnold was the Governor of California and made actual good movies and Steven can not just accept that Arnold is better than him? Lame!! super lame!!!🤭🤫🤔🤐