2 of my favorite Asian reactors reacting to my favorite black podcast

@williamhorton9763

22 күн бұрын

Flank and Londo.

@theo1216

22 күн бұрын

​@@williamhorton9763Frank & Rondo

@MarcosElMalo2

22 күн бұрын

😑😑🫥🫥🫥

@motorcycleboy9000

22 күн бұрын

"You know what happens to Dog With a Brog!"

@mattwheatley593

22 күн бұрын

Can blindfold them with floss

when Seagal looks down at that 6 year old and says "wass hapnin" 😭😭😭

@todoz11

8 күн бұрын

standard way to introduce yourself to a romanian child

This video was the reason I started listening to Cumtown over two years ago. I'm now a massive fan and have finished every episode. Nick is a comedic genius. Adam and Stav are great as well

@axelbaker8737

22 күн бұрын

Ey me too. This is what got me into the podcast. But of course they ended it shortly after 🙄

@bernieboy

22 күн бұрын

@@axelbaker8737 That's cool dude. I pretty much immediately started listening from episode #1 and it took me a long time until I caught up to the new ones. TAFS is still really good imo but Cumtown was a bit funnier when Nick and Stav used to bully Adam nonstop 🐛

@BennHaze

22 күн бұрын

Nice! How many eps are there?

@dudecmonlemmein

22 күн бұрын

nick is a comedic genius and I'm glad he keeps working. he's also my personal best friend. also I'm gay

@vhscopyofseinfeld

22 күн бұрын

Nick is brilliant. It’s too bad his stand-up is dogshit. It blows my mind how talented he is in cumtown but his stage presence & delivery are horrible.

"Just fattly going around corners." is the funniest sentence I've ever heard.

@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat

22 күн бұрын

As a fat guy, the real problem is the corners seem to move. I keep bumping into them. I could've sworn that corner was 2" inches further away 6 months ago.

@BigKnecht

21 күн бұрын

​@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoatwhy would the WEF do this to you?

@Smettli

17 күн бұрын

@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat , hahahahahaha xD

This is Cumtowns magnum opus 😂😂

@theholymackerel072

22 күн бұрын

No. The “Whoopie Cushion/pranks” bit from the episode “Epardy”.

@Davon85J

22 күн бұрын

@@theholymackerel072 Epardy is a classic as well for sure

@havanaradio

22 күн бұрын

They need to do African parrot and coconut banana fable to complete the cycle

@JRafaelG

22 күн бұрын

RoboCop Batman beats this by a smidge.

@theholymackerel072

22 күн бұрын

@@Davon85J it’s the best episode of the show. Out of the top ten bits, that episode has at least four in it.

The wearing sunglasses while looking through a sniper scope killed me 🤣

“Wassup gay friends?”😂

@motorcycleboy9000

22 күн бұрын

Rondo was confused that one video, and now 100% down with it 😂

@zg9445

21 күн бұрын

🌈 😊

@parithian8462

20 күн бұрын

Hi 😅 I'm gay

Never clicked so fast in my life

I'm so fucking happy you guys are going down the rabbit hole. this was the first bit I ever heard from CT. it's been like half a decade and whenever I'm bored I throw the classic episodes on at work. these fellas have helped me laugh through a lot.

I love how consistently stoned you guys are in every video, lmao

@NF-ru8on

19 күн бұрын

Haha I'm always stoned when I parasocially watch/listen with these 2

Man that ending conversation was polar opposites, I don't think they've ever disagreed this much. Though I must say, I fully agree with Frank. Jean Claude can still do his spin kicks and is still in good shape, while Steven Seagal has stunt doubles to walk stairs for him.

@benvinar2876

22 күн бұрын

Look up Sylvester stallone trying to get jean claude and seagal together. They had a beef and stallone called seagal out. I wont ruin it for u. But its funny.

@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat

22 күн бұрын

That was my favorite part, watching Rondo try to stand up for Segal a little and Frank just being "WHAT?!"

@MonoDde

19 күн бұрын

100% JCVD still got it. Seagal is a clown.

@supercalifragilastic_expai9101

14 күн бұрын

@@Gyrbae bruh what the other dudes name ? He stonededly nods or shrugs or contracts some muscle in his face in a way that acknowledges the camera and then dies laughing the whole time, how is he so high when he smokes everyday

All of the cumtown movie reviews are gold honestly. One of my favorite bits is the ambulance bit about taking Stav out of the bodega

@MorphingMandrel

22 күн бұрын

*radio voice* they doin ass to ass with the ambulance

@blakebramley9171

19 күн бұрын

🎙️ 📻:He’s knocking everything off the shelves with his stomach

“Just fatly going around” really describes him so well.

Damn not only he got sloppy with the guns and swords but even the movie titles didn't do him justice. Also, that Chinese dude in "A Good Man" is the consulate guy in Rush Hour

@Jon-yn4pq

22 күн бұрын

I read this in my head as Segal's slave voice.

@ThaSlymes

22 күн бұрын

He was also in Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, just watched again last night and it still holds up. Even the corpse of Brandon Lee could beat Steven in a fight.

I can't NOT think I'm looking at Will Sasso doing and impression of Segal lmao

@highviewbarbell

20 күн бұрын

its a Post-Sasso world, and we're just livin in it.

@Cliffyboyy

17 күн бұрын

@@highviewbarbell Its all i see

I saw Segal at a trade show. He is gigantic…fat and tall. He was wearing a Native American suede jacket with fringe and beads all over it with giant padded shoulders. He was also wearing pointy cowboy boots. Lol.

@wesleystreet

21 күн бұрын

That's how you know he's white.

@supercalifragilastic_expai9101

19 күн бұрын

Russian in association; Native in appropriation

This is the first video I ever saw from them. I was a fan ever since.

"We, from the Asian deligation, choose... Frankestein's Lab for the 2024 racial draft."

Steven Segal sounds like "I used to be a sous chef back in San Anton...collar up some greens" 😂😂😂

The 'entenmann's donut goatie' comment has me cryin'...I can't unsee it now. 😂🤣

I’m glad you guys love my friend Nick Er. Truly one of the funniest dudes out there

Bro when I was kid in the 80s, Steven Segal was my hero. Marked for Death. Above the Law. Under Siege. My 10 year-old ass thought he was the man! It's so funny to look back, and into what he's doing now. He's an insane individual for sure.

@joshmoats7981

22 күн бұрын

Cuba Gooding Jr did the same thing with his career.

@donsolos

22 күн бұрын

He is just a stone cold narcissist

@Kaotic318.

22 күн бұрын

My half sisters dad was a cop and for some reason he gave me Above the Law on vhs for my 5th birthday 😂. It's easily my favorite of his films

@oraetblavora2375

16 күн бұрын

@@donsolos nah, he's just a ''good man''

Shit I lost it at 7:43 when he takes down the dude while sitting in a chair 😅

The sniper bullet denting a flask and not even knocking it out of the target’s hand. 😂

You know, as many of their reaction videos as I've seen, I don't think I've once seen the guy on the left open his eyes 😂

Gotta do fiveish

@justinriley4063

21 күн бұрын

BRO YES

Steven Seagal called out some Kung Fu Masters and they accepted and then he took it back!!😂😂😂😂

Thank you so much for reacting to Cumtown clips! Hands down my favorite podcast of all time and seeing you two react to their bits only makes them better. Glad to see Cumtown has not been forgotten about!

Great to see you watching ClangersTV C*mTown videos. All the vids with the boys making fun of movies on that channel are gold. Try A Time To Kill, Fluke, Titanic, or The Way Back next

FINALLY!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!! :)))))

This video is the ultimate gate way drug to the Cumtown podcast 😂😂

Clangers TV getting his day in the sun again.

You gotta do their four brothers one….. omfg 😂 literally was crying laughing listening to that one

I don't think Putin ever thought Seagal would tarnish his good name lol

@AC-os1he

22 күн бұрын

Honestly he probably thought having an American actor would be good for his image in the west... At first at least.

@kostyasedov4754

22 күн бұрын

Everyone in the west got salty about Seagul because he supports Putin. That's the only reason everyone started making fun of him

@TheOrlandoTrustfull

22 күн бұрын

@kostyasedov4754 Yeah it was definitely nothing to do with all the terrible movies, the code switching, the cultural appropriation or the decades of taking advantage of young actresses 😂

@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat

22 күн бұрын

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull The fact that you think anyone actually cares about "cultural appropriation" is hilarious.

@SirButtRichardson

21 күн бұрын

@@kostyasedov4754if any of his government sponsored speeches read like genuine support to you then you might actually be a simple. Dudes reading from scripts and sounds like a POW reading North Korean propaganda. Bro would be blinking Morse code for help if he was smart enough to know how.

Man, I was crying 🤣😂😂🤣

How did I miss this? It's hilarious!

@josh-kf2rd

22 күн бұрын

clangerstv

Brutal that old man looks 100% like Nick in 10 years 🤣

@oraetblavora2375

16 күн бұрын

my first tought when I saw the guy, before Nick calling was roasting him, was ''this dude looks like Nick''. And a minute after, Nick calls him a hobo 😂

You guys make me watch Steven Segal movies now! 😂

My best friend Nick talking about movies is my favorite

I'm so glad you guys reacted to this!!

The edit on this video is really good with all the clips from the movies placed over the audio. These high effort clips were what got me into listening to cumtown.

@oraetblavora2375

16 күн бұрын

true.

"Man, steven segal is a national tresure" "Doesnt he like putin?" "Yeah, to each his own ig"

This was amazing, I needed that!

I am new to Cumtown. the dude telling the stories is talented and hilarious! and the laugh of the other dude is just as great.

I shared this with at least 15 people. You guys reacting to this brilliant video makes it better than the original. Hysterical AF.

My favorite blind reactors. ❤

@adamimberti6948

22 күн бұрын

It really is nice of them to continue producing this content for us when they're clearly so tired.

Nick describing movie plots is so damn entertaining, and Clangerstv does a banger job with their vids

Worlds are colliding

I love those "action heroes coolly walking away from an explosion" shots. Like they wouldn't get shrapnel in their ass or their eardrums blown out.

Amazing!

Clangers is a top notch Editor for real

Please review more Cumtown it's the funniest podcast of all-time

Man you dudes like high as hell.

@jonathanbostrom2140

22 күн бұрын

You must be new here

It was the spring of 2020 I was stuck at home because I had the Rona . While scrolling through YT the algorithm recommends me this random video. Not only could I not breathe because of Covid but beI was laughing so much and because I’m gay!

Can't believe this dude watches all these steven seagal movies. lol I have never been able to make it more than 10 min into one.

You guys gotta listen to their "Gay Hotep Michael Douglas" bits. Shit makes me roll.

Frank.... Rondo.... You don't understand how happy seeing this in my sub feed made me. It's 11pm and I've had a f**king s**t day. Been asking for this one. Also I am gay.

We got ‘em onto ClangersTV finally. “Bad Movies” next?

gotta do “ Tony Soprano Will Never Find Love” 🫡

I hope you guy eventually watch the Fiveish video on that same channel. One of Cumtowns best bits

I love randomly finding great shows lol.

I love these videos man they make my day 😂

He played the best villain in Machete. You can tell wasn’t even trying act but kept smiling in that flim.

They forgot to mention the get your white ass outta here line in glimmer man. You just know Steven fought for that stupid line to be in the movie. 😂😅

Yo this is a crazy crossover of genres for me

This was awesome😂 I want moreeee!

Seagal: "I just read the best script that has ever been written." Rob Schneider: "Oh yeah? Who wrote it?" Segal: "....I did"

Cumtown rainman

nice to see you guys again. My favorite video you guys did is that with the hood leprachaun. When that man brings his magical flute and its basically a fucking pipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You NEED to ddo the Eric Clapton bit. It is their best bit by far.

The old colonel in the Sniper flick is Dale Dye. He was actually military and played Col Sink in Band of Brothers.

Bruh is that a triple “smoke detector” chirp in the intro? These dudes high af.

He said what’s up gay friends 😂😂😂

You should watch the ClangersTV video about A Time to Kill, Nick Mullens retelling of it is great Also I'm gay

@AM2K2

22 күн бұрын

🤣🤣

MY GUUUYYSSS!!! So glad yall have discovered Cumtown and the genius that is Nick, Stav and Gay Adam Friedland

Just the fact Rondo has actually seen a couple of these kills me lol

i have been waiting for this

Nick may be the funniest person on a podcast that can just riff and rant about any topic brought up

It’s really funny to watch two cool chilled out black dudes make peace with gay jokes and shit 😂 this is how we defeat racism!

The prop Joe bit sent me 😂😂

I actually live in this town 😂

Cumtown Mr. Feeney and Ben Shapiro bit. And the the mecha Eric clapton bit. They're the absolute best😂

@oraetblavora2375

16 күн бұрын

''Bill Cosby and kids say the most fucked up things''

Y'all have the best channel on YT

This is incredible, i cant believe theyve managed to stumble theyre way into Cumtown and im feeling so gay right now

gimme me a second guys, Im still laughing at Liberal Elmo

First minute, lets go!

Amazing episode!

that chinese guy is also the dad of the kidnapped daughter in rush hour 1.. now he’s kidnapping daughters himself 😂

The old prospector voice did me in 🤣

This one of the best with you and C-town!

There's nothing like Cumeatssioner Gordon.

Seagal is 72 years old now. If you really doubt what Seagal can do, you can easily visit any of Seagal's real life black belt students. Several of them still teach in the United States, and you'll learn how real it is mighty quick once they throw you on the mats.

Everybody got slanty eyes

Hell yeah dude

"fatly walks around a corner" should be the meme of the decade

5:10 He dialed the number on those radios and it's not even powered on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This and Rain Man was what got me into the podcast. 😂

😅 love from Wisconsin fellas 🤝✌️

Welcome fellas. Bernie Sanders town hall and Andrew yang bits are amazing

Every once in a while