"Don't let him cook... Let me EAT!" Is such a hard ass quote. Imma get that shit tattooed on my forehead

@HabitualThinker

Жыл бұрын

Ive not read a goofier comment in a long time

@-cyndaquil

Жыл бұрын

dude if this were Reddit right now… I’d totally give you Reddit Gold!

@Zoochiini

Жыл бұрын

@@-cyndaquilYou sir, have won the internet today 😂😂😂

@theamazthingthing1637

11 ай бұрын

@@-cyndaquil😂 LOL

@mellowmelly9258

5 ай бұрын

@@-cyndaquil the blood is rotting 😂🤣🤣

I like how they say "this Ster" as if he dies and regenerates every 5 years like Doctor Who.

@NutBreadMSMC

Жыл бұрын

Ster regeneration stream when?

@Short_Potato

Жыл бұрын

"I don't want to go 🥺" Ster said calmly.

@zbebz

Жыл бұрын

"...when Ster was me..."

@NutBreadMSMC

Жыл бұрын

@@zbebz “Ster…..I let you go”

@coopman0

Жыл бұрын

It's the end. But the Ster has been prepared for.

Really a surreal moment when Jerma ISN'T the most unhinged person in the room.

@Calzilla-yd8qg

Жыл бұрын

I like to think Ster is actually half the unhinged comments in his normal streams, slowly corrupting him into the baleful ass-eater psycho we have today

@RiffRaffish

Жыл бұрын

After watching a few of sters Overwatch 2 vids I think the line has blurred considerably

@Knuspabrot

Жыл бұрын

Especially in contrast to the first day of randomizer with Jerma zonked out of his mind.

A weekly Jerma and Ster podcast would genuinely be my favorite thing in the world

@TheMightySpurdo

Жыл бұрын

They'd have to do it through discord calls though because ster lives in Texas and honestly a discord podcast wouldn't be that great because it would be a normal collab but without games.

@SphereBoxCube

Жыл бұрын

It would be called "The Psychotorium"

@UnderseaDee

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMightySpurdo There are so many popular discord podcasts lol

@TheMightySpurdo

Жыл бұрын

@@UnderseaDee but none of them are the best of the best. Podcasts like trash taste, the yard, the joe rogan experience are at the top because of the high production value. Besides, as I've already said, a discord podcast with ster would be exactly what we already have (collabs) but worse (no gameplay).

@paul-nj1ig

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheMightySpurdo i thought no one really watches jerma for gameplay though

"I'm really big into blenders" - psycho who threatens to throw people into meat grinders

Ster baiting Jerma to horse jump off a cliff while having a deep discussion about having original opinions is poetry, especially as Jerma saved himself with a double jump. Amazing

@laarman.

7 ай бұрын

whaterubaitingmetojumpoffthaclifffor???

I like how they (finally?) acknowledged how Ster was bigger than Jerma at one point. It is so wild to be coming from tf2 to modern day jerma.

@alexanderramirez3025

Жыл бұрын

i do miss tf2 ster

@samundef3500

Жыл бұрын

It’s insane how many people who still watch Jerma came from the “jerma is mad” videos

@danielbrovender2932

Жыл бұрын

@@samundef3500 I mean.. He's Still mad

@JoNarDLoLz

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, and I'm happy that Ster has finally found closure with his TF2 days that he's comfortable opening about it now.

@jass783

Жыл бұрын

@@samundef3500 meeee

“Dont let him cook, NO LET ME EAT”

As someone who has done acid a multitude of times. Strapping someone down while they're on it is possibly the most deranged, psychopathic thing to do to them.

@renatlottiepilled

Жыл бұрын

Perfect activity for this deranged duo

@LockjawGael

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue, you should just use the acidic powers it gives you to melt the restraints

@Michael-qp7gq

Жыл бұрын

This happened to me - I was sent to a hospital because I was having a panic attack and was so confused I was trying to leave. I have PTSD now haha

@rampageblizzard

Жыл бұрын

you don't have to have done it to realize that idea is wicked fucked up

@Prosyy

Жыл бұрын

@@rampageblizzard No but for someone who has PTSD from multiple bad trips, it makes it even worse to think about 💀

My favourite comment during the Ster thing was the chatter that said "This is just Clockwork Orange"

@GayBrain

Жыл бұрын

Which Ster thing? Ster is always doing his thing B)

We love and appreciate you Cheltie

@sirrealism7300

Жыл бұрын

No we dont that's gay

@holdonasec3266

Жыл бұрын

So true so real

@oats7723

Жыл бұрын

i love you slejie

@JacobWHill

Жыл бұрын

@@oats7723 Oats you're the best I love you

@basyoom

Жыл бұрын

@@JacobWHill Jacob you’re amazing and handsome I love you

This was easily the most serious Jerma and Ster have ever been playing a game together. It's beautiful

@TheMightySpurdo

Жыл бұрын

This stream singlehandedly saved their crumbling marriage

@spikeprodigy

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMightySpurdo fr real 2012 vibes

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

And all it took was talking about random bullshit and smoothies.

@bigbastard7582

Жыл бұрын

Love to see it

"I don't think opinions can be wrong, but that was fucked up what you just said." Fucking killed me

jerma misunderstanding what object permanence is was so funny to me

@humanure0

Жыл бұрын

yeah i think he was more on about photographic memory or something

@Wabajak13

Жыл бұрын

@@humanure0 or spatial awareness. He's not totally off.

@agatha968

7 ай бұрын

he's actually kinda right

i could literally listen to them talk to each other for hours it’s like studying a new species interact

The entire smoothie bit had me in stitches 🤣

@dan_loeb

Жыл бұрын

ster making fruit and water smoothies is absolute insanity.

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

@@dan_loeb it was a bit to gas light the audience

unskippable jerma dialogue

I give it 5 years until someone tries Ster's idea for real

@user-armas

Жыл бұрын

Ster's idea happens at raves across the world every single day

i love jeremy the man from boston

@fuckthevoid

Жыл бұрын

The "man" from Boston

@maki2755

Жыл бұрын

the boy from boston

@gastiresoil9758

Жыл бұрын

“Kid” from Boston

For having not played the game in years, ster's "MAKE IT RAIN" was fucking spot on

When you hang with your friends, you guys may emulate one another a bit so it's fun that Ster is insane so Jerma becomes significantly more out of character at random when he's with Ster.

42:00 this exists in real life, it’s called sleep no more. You explore a cool ass mansion and underground town while a play goes on around you. You can follow the actors or just walk around and explore. I stumbled across a rave in a creepy basement with a bunch of naked women and a fetus in a bowl then a man with a bull head jumped out behind me and started dancing.

I can't believe Jerma read my delirious chat message this stream. I thanked him for clearing up my mucus, and THAT'S the message he read, lol

@ishitaswaroop8779

Жыл бұрын

Can I please have context, what was going through your head when you wrote that? 😭

@slimaaconroy

Жыл бұрын

@@ishitaswaroop8779 snot

@rudeboyspodcast

Жыл бұрын

@@ishitaswaroop8779 I was JUST recovering from being sick for 4 days and me and my best friend were watching Jerma stream live. I told him "wow I finally feel better, good enough to laugh at Jerma playing Elden Ring again," to which my friend said "well you better thank him for making you feel better." I said "oh you're right I totally should" and my first instinct was to just brainlessly type "thanks for clearing up my mucus I feel much better" and he READ IT. I felt both embarrassed and was dying from laughing so hard at such a dumb little moment. Obviously my friend was ecstatic he suggested it in the first place, lol.

@ishitaswaroop8779

Жыл бұрын

@@rudeboyspodcast that's SO funny and cute, i can't believe there's an actual backstory to your message and it's not just a string of random words 😂 i love how your delirious mind works. glad you're feeling better now and hope you're enjoying a much more mucus-free airway!!

jerma’s elden ring streams were some of the best streams last year, adding ster makes this perfect

He still acts like BOTW came out after elden ring lol

You don't want to be the main character, because they are often rife with misfortune, but you ESPECIALLY don't want to be the main character's best friend, because usually every awful thing ever happens to them and THEN they die

@quantum5661

Жыл бұрын

you want to be the shopkeeper or the baker.

Ster is 100 percent right about ADHD and memory being two completely different things.

At the end about memory vs. Object permanence, Ster is correct. ADHD affects a person's object permanence and it manifests in their inability to remember where they put their keys or parked their car.

Jerma using 5 logical fallacies per second arguing with ster

I love them talking about being main character energy or not when they clearly have oblivion NPC talking to each other energy

52:19 jerma thinking that "object permanence" just means spatial memory and not realising he was just called a baby

Jerma is the fan-favorite side character

A lot of those rooms with tables for "health companies" are actually multi-level marketing schemes, or so I've been told. They use them to advertise and interview people like it's a real company lmao.

I didn't realize ster has become so much more unhinged than jerma

Some of the best Jerma content in months fr, Elden ring just brings out the bangers in him

@skbirdandsiggi10

Жыл бұрын

the first stream was kinda bad though

Jerma is the main character and Ster is the overpowered tutorial mentor character that dies half way through ,but in a endgame twist comes back and joins the party, but at this point his stats are kinda on the low side of average

Ster's idea worked for Woodstock, and people loved that

"Wife Device" LMAO

Ster is literally Jerma's FOIL, the man is sniper bullying Jerma and he can't even tell haha

getting stuck on Flaccid Nutsacks, Queen of the Moon? rookie mistake, germany and starman

im late and ik the comment is irrelevant but ster's forgetting that for the first month+ of elden ring frost stomp, sword of night and flame, and enchant weapon into 2x damage weapon art spam, and rivers of blood were the 3 main builds youd see any casual or super serious player use and for very good reasons until nerfs got dropped. jermas complaints are very valid imo

This is more of a podcast than it is game play, I love it.

God they really do go ON about smoothies, huh?

They one guy that brought up the blender in ster’s chat is my hero. That conversation killed me

i loved the part 1 edit but upon seeing that it came out 2 days ago i couldnt imagine that there would be another, but there is! thank you!

Bro is the Smoothie Professor

i love cheltie and jerma

@fishythingy

Жыл бұрын

and ster hes insane (like the jerma)

@stinkyman2779

Жыл бұрын

i love you fish

@fishythingy

Жыл бұрын

damn take me out to dinner first

The entire Avatar conversation made me almost die laughing

cheltie i love these highlights you make thanks so much 😭😭 doing gods work

Jerma, you had the SACRED RELIC SWORD and you put most of your levels into Strength. This guy never even looked at what the weapon could do.

@waffleless

Жыл бұрын

His character is called MESTRONG

@jellofan1578

Жыл бұрын

Cheesing the game with the l2 sword is lame as shit

@mycity7590

Жыл бұрын

Bottom Detected

@glitch6996

Жыл бұрын

He is insanely high while playing this mod

Ster says that the switch is a "wife machine" to jerma who plays a switch

It makes me so happy that they're gonna continue this next weekend!

Frued would have a field day about Ster’s weird hot dog phobia

not even 10 minutes in and ster is already sending it with objectively correct gaming takes. The utter consistency is melting my mind On another note, 16:40 when jerma asks ster his favourite hotdog topping and without a pause immediately says "I'll go first" that was simply too hilarious

@h8thebritish522

Жыл бұрын

Not rlly tho, RoB does objectively put the other player at a disadvantage, or it used to at least.

@de-ment

Жыл бұрын

@@h8thebritish522 ster's take applies universally more so

@h8thebritish522

Жыл бұрын

@@de-ment nuh uh

@de-ment

Жыл бұрын

@@h8thebritish522 yuh uh

Thank you cheltie ♥️ always so quick with the edits

51:43 for anyone interested in the context of the make it rain joke, this is what the voice line sounds like kzread.info/dash/bejne/gaqIyJuJmcbTpLA.html

i really love this series they’re doing!!! the ending to this stream had me worried at first, but jerma is TOO CREATIVE and NICE for that to be real- somethings coming!!!

This video was basically a podcast. and I LOVED it

great edit thank you

stars Vr zoo experience thing triggered a visceral memory of me going to see a 30 minute 4d lego ninjago movie in a museum lego exhibit when I was 11

@Deluxe-wb8vy

Жыл бұрын

I stg I've seen the same thing, did it blow air into your face when a car accelerated?

Ster not being able to eat a hotdog plain really shows his tax bracket

See the hotdog banana thing is how i feel about fish. Halfway through a fish fillet i'm like this is too much, this is making me sick. This tastes like i'm eating something that's gone bad now.

That punching arcade machine guy was absolutely one of the Jerma clones out in the wild

35:55, casually just, debases Elden Ring.

Cheltie, you're doing god's work. Thank you.

Thank you Cheltie Hope your day is going great

49:22 massive ster W

what the fuck was ster even saying, genuinely felt like i had a stroke

I mean, it's an unhinged idea, but I see where the man is going with this.

This is peak Jerma content

I can't believe like TWO years went by where we missed these two doing shit like this...

thank you cheltie 🙏im really upset with my life right now, but your edited jerma vods help take my mind off life. thank you

@ishitaswaroop8779

Жыл бұрын

Placidusax, Queen of the Full Moon is the funniest thing I've ever seen

ster's fantasy sounds a lot like the plot of "a clockwork orange"

@jesuschristimsoblueallthetime

Жыл бұрын

or more precisely, a particular moment from the movie. not the whole thing

“don’t let him COOK. LET ME EAT” fucking killed me

16:56 that is the most psycho hotdog

The smoothie info was helpful

Cheltie you're a bloody legend

"Hey everyone, let's all stare at this on LSD for like...4 hours" Oh Jerma, if only it was so short. Having a horrible LSD experience can be incredibly traumatizing because it lasts 8-10 hours.

@Prosyy

Жыл бұрын

Or if you're like me and used to hero dose, over 12. Makes me think he knows about mushrooms though, he probably confused acid for being the same length considering mushrooms are 4-6

@goodlordyogurt

Жыл бұрын

A REALLY bad trip put me in a psychotic state for 3 months. I was okay but I felt derealized & thought it would be permanent. I felt terrified. I now make 3x the money I used to, & I'm more comfortable socially than ever. Just putting this here incase anyone needed to see it 💜💪🏼 don't give up

The Psychotorium: a place where you will be strapped to your chair and drugged by a doctor while watching a 1 hour hypnotoad video

I thought the blender guy in chat was trying to bait the "throw you in a blender" joke, since it originated in Elden Ring.

Jerma's vr movie idea is just a vr chat movie world

You make these really fast

VR experience inside jerma's earth shattering blender

The Fire Giant slamming into the area had to be planned how does it fall into the stage like a hanna-barbera cartoon

i feel like the sterma banter hasnt been this strong since tf2 very pog

ster just described woodstock

Dude ster talking about texas cartel drug money is the funniest shit possible

Waking up to the VR and drugs talk is so wild

18:11 RIGHT THERE IN NEW FUCKIN' JERSEY

you are a god send cheltie

They probably called them 4d glasses because they saw the movie in 4dx. I’ve seen avatar 2 at three different theaters in 3d and it was all just normal 3d glasses using the imax branding based on if it’s an imax showing or not. I haven’t seen it in 4dx.

jerma must have kidney stones like every month

Make it rain!🔥 Make it rain!🔥

@dan_loeb

Жыл бұрын

50:58 reference

I can't believe jerma would abandon his stream to get ZOOTED

feels like those commentary channels with some gameplay in the background as white noise

Sterma has entered the building

Lmao did anyone else catch the back in New Jersey throwback joke

Ster also has very good ideas that movie theater idea has potential

@riggy0

Жыл бұрын

HE WAS LN A ROLL HOLY SHIT

I love the hotdog debate greeh greh grreh blender noise is also one of my favorite noises if it doesn't make the awards I'll be sad