When Viggo Mortensen raises his voice I hear Aragorn.

@lety04

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@simoncss1

4 жыл бұрын

By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you - won't you please, save them bees

@Sbannmarie

3 жыл бұрын

We all do

when Viggo yells, his voice turns to aragorn and all i hear is "This day... the bees will not win. .. this day... WE FIGHT!"

@smmmerici6774

3 жыл бұрын

I hear, "Let's hunt some orc!"

@ahmedeltaib6559

2 жыл бұрын

By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, dolphins of the west

"Hello, we are stewards of the Earth" Viggo is no steward, he is the King!

@olivialim7541

6 жыл бұрын

he's both

" I bid you stand, Bees of the West!"

@TheBluMeeny

7 жыл бұрын

"Not idly do the bees of Lorien fall"

@TripXization

7 жыл бұрын

"I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the bees fall"

@StonedCabbage

7 жыл бұрын

Joaq Wizard Phoenix I always see you comment on videos I watch it's pretty funny to see I have the same interest as the great wizard Phoenix

@Jumbo1606

7 жыл бұрын

My bees..............you buzz to no one.

haven't started the video yet. but whatever Aragon says I'm doing

@JohnDoe-rw4hl

7 жыл бұрын

+freshmaker0088 And who the f-ck is this Aragon of whom you speak?

@freshmaker0088

7 жыл бұрын

John Doe 878393719 Aragon son of Arathorn who shall be your king. kneel sir.

@JoeDurobot

7 жыл бұрын

*Aragon wants you to vote for Jill Stein.*

@freshmaker0088

7 жыл бұрын

JoeDurobot I'm not registered otherwise I'd think about it. actually I'd just stay home

@BoltonForTheNorth

7 жыл бұрын

it's Aragorn not Aragon

"I'm drone 27534" "And I'm Viggo Mortensen"

@davidls187

3 жыл бұрын

I'd bet the original script said something like Bee-go

I swear he hasn't aged the last 12 years. Just got through a marathon of his movies of the 2000's and he looks exactly the same.

I want Viggo Mortenson and Liam Neeson to do a movie.

@maryjoymanching7796

2 жыл бұрын

yep both humble but badass

"Dolphins are beautiful, intelligent creatures." "And they would make a powerful ally in our war against the bees". Why am I laughing so hard

Viggo is very funny and he is never getting old

I know this a funny skit, but it is actually true, the bees population is getting smaller, and without the bees, the planet is screwed.

"striiiiiideerrrrrr!"

You know who could really help us against bees? Bears.

@1carperiii

7 жыл бұрын

KingOfMadCows Yes the mighty bear rebellion would soon rise up against the bees but after the great honeycomb empire fell and the bears had consumed all the honey they could consume in the spoils of victory they became too mad with power and enslaved the humans for a second time! Now in the year 2099 the human race are forced to watch a yogi bear cartoon every day and make offerings of picnic baskets and gold to the great bear overlords! But you know what could really destroy the bears.....? Eagles!

@Luke-lc9nn

7 жыл бұрын

Bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica

@NewMessage

7 жыл бұрын

Very, very nice callback.. * tips a hat *

@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780

7 жыл бұрын

They should just let some bleeding from their vaginas women into the forest to live, I heard their period attracts bears...

@Joker-gs6cl

7 жыл бұрын

We can start eating their food and make them starve

How many people take a deep breath and think about the fact you are breathing oxygen and are incredibly grateful?

@stephencarmickle

7 жыл бұрын

There is no meaning to our existence. You come up with that one all on your own? lol I'm sorry for being insulting but you pointing out there is not point to anything is in itself pointless. Also Ariesticnig, don't bother responding, because there will be no point in doing so. To expand on my original post., for anyone interested. The Earth keeps us alive, and I think Humanity as a whole takes it for granted. Humans invented money and it is completely irrelevant to survival. Money is an invention, think about that, it was created from our imagination. Yet we destroy the Earth, the one thing that actually does keep us alive, in order to accumulate it. It's mind bogglingly dumb. And unfortunately Humans have a bad habit of not giving a shit about something until we start to see the negative affects instead of doing something about it before even a single "symptom" arises. Everything seems fine and dandy now but unless we do something we'll regret not giving a shit about the Earth sooner.

@stephencarmickle

7 жыл бұрын

I understand, but I am not trying to debate the degree of significance of our existence. But thank you anyway.

@stephencarmickle

7 жыл бұрын

Ok, Thank you.

I think this is one of the funniest skits Colbert has ever done.

my heart goes out to all those bees.

This was hilarious! But like someone mentioned below, we do need to save the bees.

I expect to see the full Bee movie script somewhere in this comment section

@yutye3212

6 жыл бұрын

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah...........

Fantastic Bees and Where to Find Them

@entertain7us148

7 жыл бұрын

I think you got the wrong reference.

Veeg still smokin' hot

"And I'm Viggo Mortensen" xD.

well i for one welcome our bee overlords

i really wish they kept going i was enjoying that so much

Why did i find this hilariously senselessly funny... hmm

Today, on That Escalated Quickly XD

That second slap😭😂

The sad thing is Bees are actually in trouble and are desperately needed for our food supply. Some people will watch this and think Bees are actually going to start a war and won't actually try to help them as they should.

@eficzek007

7 жыл бұрын

↑ This guy got triggered over a "war with bees" skit ↑

@Aeradill

7 жыл бұрын

are you nuts? bee's are dying all over the world, it's a horrible thing cauze it will impact humanity. in 10 years we will not have any bees anymore!!! thank you dolphins #DolphinforPrez

I just love Viggo!!!!

3:32 Stephen's lips are twitching as he's trying not to laugh 😂 (and that's why I prefer him without the beard!) And on a random note, I like Viggo Mortensen because he's a Montreal Canadiens fan 😁

Should've done this with Nicolas Cage.

@TheUnatuber

7 жыл бұрын

You win the Nov.5 internet.

@RR-ir6ss

7 жыл бұрын

Snaggle Toothed It's an inside joke. Type "not the bees on KZread." You're gonna laugh your ass off.

@RR-ir6ss

7 жыл бұрын

Snaggle Toothed Funny as fuck.

@MsGrapeNehi

7 жыл бұрын

NOT THE BEES!!!

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh no not the bees"

The bees may some day win but IT IS NOT THIS DAY! Today we fight (against the bees)!

If not for Stephen or Viggo...for Frodo.

Hi Steven, I just wanted to be clear. We still need to save the "Bees" because they are a essential and vital part of our ecosystem. Please Steven, remind the people that this is of the utmost importance. Sincerely, A true bee lover.

@brina7084

7 жыл бұрын

#SteventheBeesGod

@Tiza123m

7 жыл бұрын

Don`t listen to her Stephen!!! She`s a spy for the BEEESSSS!!! #KillAllBees

@teardrop-in-a-fishbowl

7 жыл бұрын

Milk and honey the nectar of the gods. The promised land where milk and honey flows. In ancient Greece, the bee was revered, and in the Greek myths the bee (honey) played a large part. Zeus was fed with milk and honey by two nymphs.Man says that after the bee has died out, mankind has another 4 years live. In America thousands of bee peoples die each year and have to be replaced every year (Hungary). Also in Europe dying bees (Varoa eca.). Let us be more careful with these diligent animals!

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

@@brina7084 Steven is the bee's knees.

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

@@brina7084 æ

Black Mirror has shown us all why we need bees.

@zer0b0t

7 жыл бұрын

Wow you're pretty.

@fat35591

7 жыл бұрын

Kayla Empson u

"A day may come when the world of bees comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight!! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you fly, Bees of the West!"

I love the fake slaps

funny to watch Viggo talk about submarines, I watched Crimson Tide last night and he's in it!

This has become one of my favorite skits from Colbert. Good work from Aragorn!

The bees lied about their emails but the dolphins are horrible racists.

Historians say that if we just turned to our enemy the spiders, we could've won the war but everyone was too racist, and shit there pants whenever they were within a foot of a spider, to ask for there alligence

@JohnDoe-rw4hl

7 жыл бұрын

+

@tyranicross8942

7 жыл бұрын

All I did was down a bottle of cough syrup, watched this video and gave my thesus on the bee wars so that we all had a better understanding

@theyruinedyoutubeagain

7 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if this is a Rick and Morty reference or not.

@theyruinedyoutubeagain

7 жыл бұрын

Snaggle Toothed "Romanian minority group - lol? I'm a vanilla Romanian person, not sure what you mean.

@theyruinedyoutubeagain

7 жыл бұрын

Snaggle Toothed Andrei is one of the most common Romanian names. Other than that I can salute your interest in my culture and the Balkans.

How does an educated bee sound? summ summ summacumlaude

The best way to save the bees is to eat foods that aren't grown with pesticides that kill them - so eat organic food, and non-GMOs. Without pollinators, plants can't produce fruits and seeds (which become food for us).

@YouJustGotAnimated

7 жыл бұрын

You are wrong-o there! Organic food can still kill bees and GMOs are not harmful to humans or bees (corn ITSELF is a product of GMO! They were never yellow before). How can organic food still harm bees? I'm glad you asked! Organic foods aren't allowed to use man-made, synthesized pesticide, but they can use pesticide and oh boy do they do it! They're allowed to use natural pesticides and those organic, ~natural~ pesticides kill more humans and more bees than non-organic food. So yes,save the bees, but also stop spreading misinformation! P.S. Pesticides don't kill bees as much as their 2 newborn viruses do.

@leviathan4857

7 жыл бұрын

and varroa destructor, that parasite made them extinct in my country

A day may come when the bees will defeat us all... but it is not this day.

This has to bee one of Colbert's best skits

Oh man, too funny. How does this not have more views? One of the funniest things I've seen on TV.

Take... these broken wings....

@MichaelBerthelsen

7 жыл бұрын

plasticbutler And learn to fly again!

@bearheart2009

7 жыл бұрын

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Love Viggo's sense of Humor.

I thought this was going to be lame until it got past educating the bees. This is hilarious!

what a hilarious skit

The bees' hive collapse has recently been tied to the very low nutrient quality of plants, which in turn goes back to excessive CO2. It isn't just the varroa mites or neonicotinoids, although neonicotinoids are a huge part of the problem (please find out where you are getting plants, especially from the big box stores). Too much CO2 is lowering nutrients in foods of all kinds, according to recent research. It isn't just increasing climate instability.

I for one welcome our new bee overlords

Is it only me or anyone else think Viggo's performance here is bit awkward too which is so adorable

Lmao this is the best skit ever lol

Bees are dying at an alarming rate.

this bit is genuinely hilarious. (y)

Viggo is the perfect man

i will follow you my brother, my captain, my King!

Viggo did a good job

Wishing good things for all people and the planet 😊

I love the souless of his eyes.

It's 2023, turns out there are more honey bees in the world than ever before... it's the wild impollinator bugs that we do not consider useful that are suffering. Since Colbert&Mortessen's PSA worked so well, perhaps it's time for another PSA: "save the wild bugs! Plant juicy nectary flowers everywhere you can!"

When Viggo introduces i hear '' And i shall die one of them !''

It's been 4 years and nobody has commented 'The Lord of The Bees' yet? What is wrong with you all?

the new bee movie looks promising

I got an hour long ad and I'm pretty sure it's literally a whole episode of some tv show

@thecataking6933

7 жыл бұрын

On TNT

I'm surprised they didn't just shortsightedly weaponize a shit ton of wasps to kill the bees, and then all too late figure out that, unlike bees, the wasp overlords can sting you over and over again.

Heres your military strategy: Just have Pooh Bear eat all the honey and starve the bees out. Done.

ah man, funny as hell, but they should have ended with some sort of message that the first one wasnt actually a joke...

funny video , but i dont think your giving the problem what it deserves, bees are dying in an alarming rate , with out bees we wont have tomatoes ,potatoes pumpkins, apples and soo many more . the variety in our foods will be gone , there will be food shortage and then famine .

@prairiepanda

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was an entertaining skit but I really feel like this is an issue they shouldn't be taking so lightly.

@Hudson316

7 жыл бұрын

Don't worry too much. Bee numbers in the continental US are apparently up. Or at least that's what I read while finding out the actual story behind that news article going around saying bees were endangered (they're not, it was two species of bee native to hawaii that were)

@o.b.7217

7 жыл бұрын

Well then - if the bees in the continental US are ok, everything's ok, isn't it? Protip: don't widen the radius of your researches to a global scale - as long as you're in the continental US, everything else is of no concern, really.

@kikka5410

5 жыл бұрын

Just so you know, you type like a grandpa.

That was actually hella funny!

I like bees!

@freshmaker0088

7 жыл бұрын

David H. Rambo I like turtles

@sritanshu

7 жыл бұрын

I like big butts

@TheMymlan

7 жыл бұрын

And I can not lie

@ninjabluefyre3815

7 жыл бұрын

David H. Rambo I like trains

@Joker-gs6cl

7 жыл бұрын

You are siding with the enemy, betrayer.

This was hilarious.

That escalated quickly. 🐝

Wait a minute. This is not a joke. This is symbolism. I GET IT. I GET IT NOW. Oh, Stephen and Viggo, if only the audience understood exactly what you are trying to say. God bless you both.

ewwwwww....so adorable....I cannot believe how lovely he is... HE CANNOT BE 60S

@jeanrock3047

Жыл бұрын

I know!!!

This was kinda Monty Pythonesque.

I'll save the bees but they're gonna have to pay me first.

That glorious feeling when your like is the 69th one! My life has meaning now, I can finally die in peace knowing that my purpose in this world is fulfilled. I will finally see my family killed in the Great Soviet War and my brador who was killed by an unknown KZread channel. Finally my family may rest in peace!

it was hilarious :)

Them bees twerking. Dance hall drones.

Yes, you know what they say, save the BEES for last!

I have a complain as a beekeeper, on 3:54 of the video, honeybees are blind at night, so I am disappointed at stephen Colbert, for not doing his research as a nerd. still funny and an oddly important issue that few know abut

the powers that bee

This is amazing lmao

This is going to bee a rough few years.

@karinefonte516

7 жыл бұрын

You can always thank the "Good Man" above.

This felt like an old school SNL skit.

HE IS JUST BRILLIANT AND AMAZING BEAUTIFUL ❤️ SPIRIT!!!

wait so how do i save the bees?

@entertain7us148

7 жыл бұрын

Wyatt Sullivan Done. And God bless you.

"O-BEE-dience" ha

This was genius xD

"And I for one welcome our new insect overlords..."

I come from the future to tell you that this is about accurate.

I for one suport our insect overlords

Still a better love story than Twilight. Seriously, they told a better story in 6 minutes than most of the hollywood movies.

I laughed so hard I cried - LOL!!! :D

July 3rd, 2021 Chuck Norris dies. July 4th, 2021 Bees won the war. Coincidence? I think not.

This is my life😂

i'll start calling you colert, that's saving a bee

Well this was beezarre...

I expected Viggo to make a speech along the lines of "There might be a day when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!".