It's a shame that SCUM movie couldn't slow down so we could enjoy the classic, heart-warming movie for 200 hours solid.
@waffle6652
Жыл бұрын
Yes i'm sure a 10 hour greenhouse scene is exactly what the world needs
@seththomas9105 Жыл бұрын
Starting at 7:21 I felt like the end of 2001 Space Oddity.
@TheRealNormanBates Жыл бұрын
3:00 for some reason, they both sound stoned out of their minds. 10:06 yeESSS get ready to rumbleee! 10:30 I never noticed how much Chalmers looks like a Picasso painting. I have to wonder how much longer the video would have been if they kept the fire truck.
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@eyeofthebeholder_ Жыл бұрын
This is high art.
@kremlkritiker21586 ай бұрын
For anyone who wants torture watch it on 0.25 speed.
@bystanderbutch3509
2 ай бұрын
I'm a glutton for punishment.
@BlackieBloomberg9 ай бұрын
Agnes in slow motion is rendering me unable to breathe
@ZiggyMandarr
Ай бұрын
It's what I imagine the Hellish cries of the damned must sound like.
@user-bw5ek8oz9gАй бұрын
A story of two drunkards getting drunker and then slowly descending to uncanny overworldly purgatory, then hearing a scream of mother of one of them from the hellish abyss. One manages to escape (despite doing the Orpheus mistake), the other stays haunted with his mother's screams.
@gorillazzillathemeh5897 Жыл бұрын
13:38 It's noon already. Seymour sounds like my Firehouse siren.
@pkmntrainermark8881 Жыл бұрын
Haunting.
@user-bw5ek8oz9gАй бұрын
The ending was approaching, but it was just 5 minutes. I thought Aurora Borealis is going to take the most part of the video. But when it ended up with "no", it wasn''t even a half. The remaining part was the most anabasis experience.
@Henrix1998 Жыл бұрын
I can proudly say I watched it all
@lou5y Жыл бұрын
Real G's watch this on quarter speed
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@supersimgaming2724
3 ай бұрын
That would last one hour...
@bystanderbutch3509
2 ай бұрын
Absolutely!
@ezriha5 ай бұрын
1:58 At 2x speed this is normal.
@MrOrgeston Жыл бұрын
I like how you can just watch the episode in real time by scrubbing over the timeline and watching the preview.
@JongleurJ10 Жыл бұрын
Is this what we sound like to ants?
@DonutMaster56
Жыл бұрын
No
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ME-mv6wi
Жыл бұрын
@@DonutMaster56 shut up
@celisewillis
2 ай бұрын
@@Jeo-fq1zw May I see it?
@LoogyHead Жыл бұрын
The sound of the fire itself is creepy around 20:00
@prince.mushroomАй бұрын
Time works differently in Narnia
@revoncorvidae78266 ай бұрын
The way aurora borealis sounds here is what I imagine the song of the apocalypse sounds like
@1God1Fury Жыл бұрын
7:20 - 10:05 It sounded like he tried tell his line in middle of heart stroke
@James2210 Жыл бұрын
At the end you can fast forward by 5s continuously and it's almost the same as the original
@djt08031996
4 ай бұрын
Just with more ads cutting in
@user-ellievator Жыл бұрын
7:30 😆
@TheAngryShadowknight Жыл бұрын
Set it to the slowest playback speed and go to 12:29 You'll never sleep again.
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@seththomas9105
Жыл бұрын
I feel that I can now speak to whales.
@alvexok5523
2 ай бұрын
That is so bizarre
@Jeo-fq1zw Жыл бұрын
All of it at .25
@bystanderbutch35094 ай бұрын
The end kills me!
@iBolt07 Жыл бұрын
watch this at .25x to transcend this mortal realm
@tom98250 Жыл бұрын
Agnes becomes an air raid siren...
@TheUltimateRare Жыл бұрын
the yawn was funny.
@matthewisguy73369 ай бұрын
3:43 “Seymour?” “Seymour!” “SEEEEYYYMMOOURRR!!”
@alvexok5523
2 ай бұрын
Seymour and the chipmunks
@user-xe5fk6kn8qАй бұрын
skinner and superintendent the movie premieres October 2nd 2025
@IHTXVideosandOthers Жыл бұрын
1:54 0.5x
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@arserobinson7118
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@cole_man.exe_2002 Жыл бұрын
Set it to 0.25x speed. Thank me later.
@arserobinson7118
Жыл бұрын
If they live that long.
@jozimastar95
11 ай бұрын
Thank you
@alvexok5523
2 ай бұрын
Much much much much later
@sahilhossian8212 Жыл бұрын
Lore of Steamed Hams But Time Keeps Slowing Down momentum 100
@user-jh1rc1op7u3 ай бұрын
But what if, I were to put this video at 2x speed?
@sepium662don5 ай бұрын
It's like playing on GameCube Emulator 😂
@TrollfacePFPGuy690 Жыл бұрын
22:30 Tornado sirens be like;
@lebaguette53934 ай бұрын
_nevaeH ni edaM_ be like:
@Dante_hellsing Жыл бұрын
10:58
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ME-mv6wi
Жыл бұрын
@@Jeo-fq1zw shut up
@Jeo-fq1zw Жыл бұрын
24:20
@PowerpuffU_20136 ай бұрын
5:51 - YAWN!!!
@pokeking14286 ай бұрын
1:38 normal speed at 2x
@prince.mushroomАй бұрын
CRIMINALLY LOW VIEWCOUNT
@arserobinson7118
Ай бұрын
That's the case with all my videos.
@DoctorBastard9 ай бұрын
Seymo)))ur!
@sammykoe35511 ай бұрын
😂😂 3:04
@Raventheninjawordgirlfan9125 Жыл бұрын
THE SIMPSONS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ME-mv6wi
Жыл бұрын
@@Jeo-fq1zw shut up
@scotthoffman70713 ай бұрын
This must be what it feels like to go past the event horizon
@stephensnell570710 ай бұрын
This is so funny all I can do while watching it is burst into laughter
@sahilhossain820411 ай бұрын
Lore of Steamed Hams But Time Keeps Slowing Down momentum 100
Пікірлер: 130
Skinner and Chalmers are have and unforgettable luncheon as the earth draws closer and closer to a black hole.
@richinoable
Жыл бұрын
Blue shift
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@andrewtodaro2874
9 ай бұрын
More like a never ending luncheon! 😂
5:51 Skinner becomes an airraid siren for a bit
@LoogyHead
Жыл бұрын
His mom too more committed to it 22:39
@MrHawkS
Жыл бұрын
Same with 13:40
@ame_cake
Жыл бұрын
Dads after an unforgettable luncheon
@kylefreeburg9353
Жыл бұрын
7:48 Chalmers joins in on the fun
@McFaddenWasRight
Жыл бұрын
That's nothing. Should hear it on the videos slowest playback speed.
Seymour's laugh at 3:27 followed by the "ooooooooollllldddd faaaaaaammmmiilllyyyyy reeeeciiipppeeee" has me in tears
@arserobinson7118
Жыл бұрын
Hoooo hoooo hoooo nooooooooooooo
@ame_cake
Жыл бұрын
An actual knee slapper
@kylefreeburg9353
Жыл бұрын
Literally read this just as the laugh started
@McFaddenWasRight
Жыл бұрын
Set the play speed to its slowest setting.
@JustAnotherCommenter
Жыл бұрын
foooooooooooorrrr steeeeeeeeeamed haaaaaaaaaaamsss?
24:06 Chalmers notices that we've been watching this long.
@matthewisguy7336
2 ай бұрын
Steamed hams but they are aware of the loop and stopped caring
Play this for your stoned friends and tell them it's the normal version.
@arserobinson7118
Жыл бұрын
The video will actually work with them, slowing down as their Cannabis kicks in.
@VerkatosEnsei
Жыл бұрын
This works
@stephenhardy9753
Жыл бұрын
I watched this after an edible and it felt like the edible was working already and we all know it takes longer than 25 mins .
@dougbennett4825
Жыл бұрын
That would be delightfully devilish.
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes1
I love how before it *really* slows down it sounds like Seymour is just much slower at coming up with excuses
@kylefreeburg9353
Жыл бұрын
at 5:55 when Seymour yawns and it sounds like a scream, it's great!
22:30 Steamed Hams but it's the beginning of an air raid by the enemy.
Doctor: You're going to die in 25 minutes. Me: Turn on KZread, I know how to make it feel like hours.
that ending is just skinner's mother burning in the fire thats been growing for 20 minutes 😂
I like how half the video is just the end bit where Superintendent is leaving
@ezriha
5 ай бұрын
oh god
Steamed Hams, but it’s the length of a Simpsons episode.
7:39 Let's get ready to ruuuumbllle!!!!!!!
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@arserobinson7118
Жыл бұрын
LOL
This was equal parts hilarious, confusing and hellish. I wouldn't change a thing. Perfect video.
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
Agnes sounds like ww2 air raid siren
Getting to the Albany expression and only being 3 is wild. Over 20 minutes to go!
Agnes will die of old age before that fire does anything.
5 minutes in this video is 500 years in real time.
ALL THAT BUILDUP AND NO FIRETRUCK??? We've been scammed
@matthewisguy7336
Ай бұрын
Imagine hearing it for so long compared to the 1 second it's usually on screen 😂
6:45 gooooooooooooooooooood looooooooooooooooooord
How to turn Steamed Hams into a full episode.
The half way point is when they exit the house!!
It's a shame that SCUM movie couldn't slow down so we could enjoy the classic, heart-warming movie for 200 hours solid.
@waffle6652
Жыл бұрын
Yes i'm sure a 10 hour greenhouse scene is exactly what the world needs
Starting at 7:21 I felt like the end of 2001 Space Oddity.
3:00 for some reason, they both sound stoned out of their minds. 10:06 yeESSS get ready to rumbleee! 10:30 I never noticed how much Chalmers looks like a Picasso painting. I have to wonder how much longer the video would have been if they kept the fire truck.
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
This is high art.
For anyone who wants torture watch it on 0.25 speed.
@bystanderbutch3509
2 ай бұрын
I'm a glutton for punishment.
Agnes in slow motion is rendering me unable to breathe
@ZiggyMandarr
Ай бұрын
It's what I imagine the Hellish cries of the damned must sound like.
A story of two drunkards getting drunker and then slowly descending to uncanny overworldly purgatory, then hearing a scream of mother of one of them from the hellish abyss. One manages to escape (despite doing the Orpheus mistake), the other stays haunted with his mother's screams.
13:38 It's noon already. Seymour sounds like my Firehouse siren.
Haunting.
The ending was approaching, but it was just 5 minutes. I thought Aurora Borealis is going to take the most part of the video. But when it ended up with "no", it wasn''t even a half. The remaining part was the most anabasis experience.
I can proudly say I watched it all
Real G's watch this on quarter speed
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@supersimgaming2724
3 ай бұрын
That would last one hour...
@bystanderbutch3509
2 ай бұрын
Absolutely!
1:58 At 2x speed this is normal.
I like how you can just watch the episode in real time by scrubbing over the timeline and watching the preview.
Is this what we sound like to ants?
@DonutMaster56
Жыл бұрын
No
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ME-mv6wi
Жыл бұрын
@@DonutMaster56 shut up
@celisewillis
2 ай бұрын
@@Jeo-fq1zw May I see it?
The sound of the fire itself is creepy around 20:00
Time works differently in Narnia
The way aurora borealis sounds here is what I imagine the song of the apocalypse sounds like
7:20 - 10:05 It sounded like he tried tell his line in middle of heart stroke
At the end you can fast forward by 5s continuously and it's almost the same as the original
@djt08031996
4 ай бұрын
Just with more ads cutting in
7:30 😆
Set it to the slowest playback speed and go to 12:29 You'll never sleep again.
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@seththomas9105
Жыл бұрын
I feel that I can now speak to whales.
@alvexok5523
2 ай бұрын
That is so bizarre
All of it at .25
The end kills me!
watch this at .25x to transcend this mortal realm
Agnes becomes an air raid siren...
the yawn was funny.
3:43 “Seymour?” “Seymour!” “SEEEEYYYMMOOURRR!!”
@alvexok5523
2 ай бұрын
Seymour and the chipmunks
skinner and superintendent the movie premieres October 2nd 2025
1:54 0.5x
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@arserobinson7118
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
Set it to 0.25x speed. Thank me later.
@arserobinson7118
Жыл бұрын
If they live that long.
@jozimastar95
11 ай бұрын
Thank you
@alvexok5523
2 ай бұрын
Much much much much later
Lore of Steamed Hams But Time Keeps Slowing Down momentum 100
But what if, I were to put this video at 2x speed?
It's like playing on GameCube Emulator 😂
22:30 Tornado sirens be like;
_nevaeH ni edaM_ be like:
10:58
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ME-mv6wi
Жыл бұрын
@@Jeo-fq1zw shut up
24:20
5:51 - YAWN!!!
1:38 normal speed at 2x
CRIMINALLY LOW VIEWCOUNT
@arserobinson7118
Ай бұрын
That's the case with all my videos.
Seymo)))ur!
😂😂 3:04
THE SIMPSONS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jeo-fq1zw
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@ME-mv6wi
Жыл бұрын
@@Jeo-fq1zw shut up
This must be what it feels like to go past the event horizon
This is so funny all I can do while watching it is burst into laughter
Lore of Steamed Hams But Time Keeps Slowing Down momentum 100