Steamed Hams but it randomly becomes AI generated (Luma AI)
what the fuck
inspired by @xanderrock98's video: • Steamed Hams but it ra...
if you're wondering, i used Luma AI for this lol (its a site, try it out: lumalabs.ai/dream-machine/cre... )
Q&A:
Q: How did you make this video?
A: Luma AI for making ai videos and CapCut on mobile.
Q: Are all of the sounds also AI Generated?
A: no, only 2 of them are (1:23 and 2:21)
Q: What's the song at 3:40 ?
A: It's an original black midi song i made but its pitched up and i added drums into it ( • [My OG Black MIDI Coll... )
Q: Why?
A: was bored and discovered luma ai so i made funi
Q: Will you do more of this?
A: i dont think so?, also luma ai's queue is extremely big right now, so an image would take hours to finish. When i made this video it only took a few minute per each image so :P
Q: what is this 😭
A: an abomination
If you have any questions, feel free to ask in the comment section! :3
(TAGS, IGNORE)
#lumaai #steamedhams #meme #ai #thesimpsons #aitimetraveller #timetraveller #aigenerated #funny #goofy #simpsons #homersimpson #homer #limc #capcut #cursed #soraai #chatgpt #bfdi #bfb #furry #furries #cursedvideos #artificialintelligence #edit #comedy
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I love how Homer just randomly appears for no reason
@randomdecastle104
14 күн бұрын
Bamer
@DOUBLEDASH279
14 күн бұрын
AMBOUTAKAMM😊
@randomdecastle104
14 күн бұрын
@@DOUBLEDASH279 what
@heitorsant1759
13 күн бұрын
He has one you just don't know it yet
@Drace_The_Ace
13 күн бұрын
I loved when he shouted: AMBOUTTO COME IIIIIIIIIIIN !!
1:51 ambatukum Homer jumpscare
@HVY526
15 күн бұрын
Bro 💀
@psychopianist630
14 күн бұрын
He's clearly saying "ambabakallaaaaaah"
@robert9016
14 күн бұрын
@@psychopianist630Make my nephew an egg
@psychopianist630
13 күн бұрын
@@robert9016 What?
@UsuarioAleatorio-zh1vk
13 күн бұрын
ABATACKAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:39 I just like how after hearing that Aurora Borealis is in the kitchen he just hits a jig
@ChanceKearns
14 күн бұрын
“…yes” 🇮🇪🇮🇪🕺🏻💃🏻👯♂️
@ChesterManfred
13 күн бұрын
@@ChanceKearnsThat irish electro song went so hard along with the moves. My favorite part, personally
@Furby_nerd1620
12 күн бұрын
I love it 😂
@dravenroy5678
11 күн бұрын
Being honest here, I would to
@TheDudeThatDoesNothing
10 күн бұрын
shit hits different at 0.75
2:04 AI Seymour jumpscare
@vkdkdslhd
14 күн бұрын
No no, I-- (heavily bass boosted techno music)
@kingghidorah8106
14 күн бұрын
uptempo Seymour
@Uzziah7
13 күн бұрын
CHEESEY?? YOUR HERE??
@cheeseyleaves
13 күн бұрын
@@Uzziah7 I'm surprised to see you here too, lol
@ItsDevinOk
13 күн бұрын
this actually scared me
While still looking like a fever dream, at least Luma AI tried to follow the Simpsons' drawing style, unlike Runway.
@ORyan402
15 күн бұрын
Yeah even a knockoff homer appeared
@GuyMcPherson69
15 күн бұрын
Ikr
@Crazycolors1248
14 күн бұрын
Fever dream or regular dream?
@ethanthomsen3973
14 күн бұрын
Luma is probably the best looking video ai generator I've seen so far, in that it manages to have more consistencies compared to other stuff I saw
@glitchthenoob3207
13 күн бұрын
0:53
3:23 what are they doing 😳
@Simurated
15 күн бұрын
I REMEMBER YOUR WINDOWS CONTENT
@recomical
14 күн бұрын
I REMEMBER YOUR FUNNY ERROR MESSAGES AND SPONGEBOB IN PAINT
@cornstarch5920
14 күн бұрын
WAIT THIS IS THE PERSON THAT MADE THE MS PAINT SPONGEBOB MEME?
@Idk-2385
14 күн бұрын
WHERE MY HUG AT BRO IVE NEVER SEEN YOU SINCE 2018
@KevinHall2011
14 күн бұрын
hi
3:40 me when the aurora borealis is in the kitchen:
@DefinetlyNotJames
14 күн бұрын
May i see it?
@kmanimates3768
14 күн бұрын
@@DefinetlyNotJamesNo.
@KlorainCupStudios
14 күн бұрын
Seymour the house is on fire!
@THEnicholasvancosky
14 күн бұрын
@@KlorainCupStudios No Mother, it's just the northe- (reality shits itself)
@JASONRV2009
14 күн бұрын
@@THEnicholasvancoskyights :superintended: well Seymour, you are a odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham
1:43 the ai actually followed the plot
@itsyhana4903
12 күн бұрын
It looks perfect
By far the best part is AI Homer (who looks _scarily_ accurate to the actual Homer) just casually walking up to the camera abruptly interrupting to announce hes abatakum. What a curve ball that made me absolutely burst out laughing.
@willfi3830
14 күн бұрын
D'oh!
@TheFitnessGram_PacerTest
12 күн бұрын
*ambatud'oh*
3:53 You can hear Bad Apple
@DMack6464
12 күн бұрын
3:40 is the black midi version of bad apple
@Gabriel_PL
12 күн бұрын
People have used AI to make Touhou memes that it has engraved itself on its mainframe, which is not surprising.
@Neon99
12 күн бұрын
You’re right
@tzarg
11 күн бұрын
oh my god
@Someone-bn8cv
11 күн бұрын
Good call, underated.
0:38 Graggle returns
@Timimations
14 күн бұрын
That's what I thought! AI IS AWARE OF HIM
@GSPScorp
14 күн бұрын
*AND HE HAS HAIR NOW*
@tarikozgur4593
14 күн бұрын
Graggle never left. Hes always been there, ever so slightly out of frame. Watching silently. And now we finally get to see him.
@chosentoaster6626
14 күн бұрын
He's been stuck in an alternate reality and this is his closest attempt at communicating with us.
@harrisonmoore3841
14 күн бұрын
This show is wild. First the predictions, and next hiding characters within the show that can only be recovered in AI.
0:52 A- *Skinner spontaneously tears apart the fabric of reality*
@soulmadeofleaves4832
14 күн бұрын
Realizing the danger hes in, Skinner uses all his energy to distort reality. Unfortunately Chalmers was there when such powers were first manifested, and so he wasnt phased by this distraction.
@mataengendroz1
14 күн бұрын
It looked like if Chalmers was humping Seymour
@mrowlsss
13 күн бұрын
Earthquake
@user-en7ll3og6c
12 күн бұрын
The way they just stare at each other in silence it's so funny
@Jacob630
10 күн бұрын
Looks like attack on titan
3:40 SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!
@spiffiniffi
13 күн бұрын
"SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS SIR! THERE'S A GRENADE IN THE AREA! YOU NEED TO THROW IT BACK!!" superintendent chalmers:
01:23 Love the way he starts randomly speaking in techno while remaining completely deadpan
@LarkeyFactorial
14 күн бұрын
ah yes a kobaryo rmx of a nosferatu track
@takeachance2
14 күн бұрын
and then bart with squinted eyes appears
@Itsbully06
13 күн бұрын
The lore thickens
@46_10
5 күн бұрын
What’s the song called?
@okjeffy6581
4 күн бұрын
What’s the song?
0:18 After 15 years… Homer finally shaved! Chalmers decided to bring him a gift to celebrate it
@OltScript313
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@tzarg
11 күн бұрын
ooooooh, I was wondering what was missing
@hexostatus4658
3 күн бұрын
@@tzarghis weight?
3:40 i love how he just starts dancing
3:29 “A-Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?” “Yes!” *Breakdances* This is the best part imo
@NOACCEPTANCE772
4 күн бұрын
You'd also breakdance if you had Aurora Borealis in your kitchen
2:40 bro realized they were krusty burgers
0:04 "🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋" 0:16 "idc about you im gonna talk with homer" 0:26 me after the lobotomy 0:37 hidden secret!!!11! 😱😱 0:53 le earthquake 1:05 weird dreamcore/weirdcore thing 1:23 actually kinda normal 1:42 im outta here 1:50 "ambatakaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaa"🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 2:04 alien 2:21 magically turns into a woman 2:38 marge wtf 2:59 monke discussion 3:22 nightmare 3:40 happi 3:54 fuck you mother 4:11 demon
@imakeosm
13 күн бұрын
weird*
@randomdecastle104
13 күн бұрын
@@imakeosm fixed it
@dextronium
8 күн бұрын
@@randomdecastle104weirdcore*
@randomdecastle104
8 күн бұрын
@@dextronium done
3:27 bro was excited to finally see the aurora borealis
@the-protogen-of-the-sky
14 күн бұрын
He was so excited he became HOMER
Alternative title: Seymour took a tab of acid before Chalmers' visit and it kicks in at the worst possible times.
@Solifuga
13 күн бұрын
more like salvia
@codybaird4811
13 күн бұрын
I've actually seen a steemed hams with this exact premise lol
@gabrielzermeno1353
12 күн бұрын
😅
@thecaptain6520
12 күн бұрын
@codybaird4811 yeah, "Steamed Hams but Skinner took 10 hits of LSD" it's good
"...localized entirely within your kitchen?!" "yes!" *starts fucking breakdancing*
3:53 No mother, it's just the northern- *Arceus sings Bad Apple*
@onix182
15 күн бұрын
Bad apple
@asrieldreemurr8059
14 күн бұрын
@@onix182 Oh it is Bad Apple
@NinHenry
14 күн бұрын
true...
@da_kine
13 күн бұрын
how did you know that was bad apple playing
@NeoAya
13 күн бұрын
@da_kine read the description, only 2 of the sounds in this were AI generated, which didn't apply to that section, you can very much hear bad apple in the background
0:53 Skinner's isometric exercise shatters reality itself
@CaptainSouthbird
14 күн бұрын
Not gonna lie, I wish any exercise I did had that dramatic of a result, dang. I'd exercise more often!
@stardestroyer81
14 күн бұрын
@@CaptainSouthbird Omg THE CaptainSouthbird :0
@dwightdeisenhower53
11 күн бұрын
It looks like an anime
@ieatalgae
9 күн бұрын
@@dwightdeisenhower53 Yeah, he looks like some sort of Simpsons Light Yagami
0:53 is the scariest shit ever 1:51 Homer Cameo!!!!! 2:41 Goblin Marge!!!!!
2:40 wtf is marge doing here💀
@CaptainSouthbird
14 күн бұрын
Sharing a Krusty Burger! ... I mean, Skinner family recipe
@mambodockrill
14 күн бұрын
@@CaptainSouthbird For Steamed Hams?
@maximodirado6984
14 күн бұрын
@@mambodockrillyes!
@mambodockrill
14 күн бұрын
@@maximodirado6984 Yes, and you call them Steamed Hams, despite the fact they're obviously grilled?
@maximodirado6984
14 күн бұрын
@@mambodockrill djd- eh... you know with the... one thing I should-... excuse me for one second!
this is probably the closest representation of how dreams are
3:20 This genuinely looks like a nightmare sequence.
@D4NIELLE2ND121
11 күн бұрын
Also the person on the right ain’t Homer, he’s Fromer timpson
@micah3331
10 күн бұрын
@@D4NIELLE2ND121somer himpson
@Takimeko
10 күн бұрын
@@D4NIELLE2ND121 They turned into Comer Zimpson and Ked Qlanders
@D4NIELLE2ND121
10 күн бұрын
Which I mean he had frog eyes and such ;-;
1:03 makes me feel a weird sense of dread
@Whipwinder
12 күн бұрын
100% agree
@TheDudeThatDoesNothing
11 күн бұрын
Skinner with- 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
2:38 is too funny
@tzarg
11 күн бұрын
why does he grow an extra hand and then hold the hamburger like a glass
@MoboFromDoomed
11 күн бұрын
@@tzargand why is there marge
@Khann_2102
11 күн бұрын
@@MoboFromDoomedGood question
@BDOPGUPM_por_SCG
8 күн бұрын
Also Chalmers got eyelashes
0:16 Chalmers is out of here.
@CaptainSouthbird
14 күн бұрын
Even took the bottle and gave it to the other guy!
@cheeseyleaves
14 күн бұрын
He went to Homer's house instead
@felixmanface
14 күн бұрын
@@cheeseyleaves Graggle Simpson
@cheeseyleaves
14 күн бұрын
@@felixmanface It's not Graggle, Graggle doesn't wear anything
@felixmanface
14 күн бұрын
@@cheeseyleaves hraggle
I laughed so fucking hard when Homer showed up that I was legit suffocating
@spongerav7452
13 күн бұрын
This one 1:51
@michaeltabarroni70
11 күн бұрын
And he said “ambatakuuuum”
0:51 Uh- *judgement day happens while seymour is jammed in the windowsill*
fun fact: i made that video in school out of boredom
@pedrossecondaccount
14 күн бұрын
what was the grade
@molten2010Again
14 күн бұрын
just noticed your pfp... subscribed
@georgehiscott700
14 күн бұрын
I would have given you an A
@nyrokushii
13 күн бұрын
I wonder if your friends or students will think of this vid.
@nevermind_182
13 күн бұрын
I'm gonna steal it now, thanks
1:52 *"Armaa Bagaaaah Maaaarrrrr"* - Hormor Simzarrr (2024)
@SensPiotr
14 күн бұрын
He says ambatukahn
@anthroimperzia3927
13 күн бұрын
Bro doesnt understand 💀💀
@user-q1p9en7j2g
11 күн бұрын
Who's gonna tell him💀
@reiller3384
5 күн бұрын
*starts telling him*
3:49 "Seymour, the house is on fire!" "No mother, its just the northern- *The end part of Bad Apple Plays from a goddamn damaged radio station* -lights."
It's impressive seeing how Luma actually attempts to mimic The Simpsons's animation style and not just the art style.
0:18 oh look it's homer macsimpson 0:54 eddsworld reference? 1:52 another "homer simpson"? 2:06 seymor's face so creepy kinda tho. 2:22 Female? uh, you mean miss seymor? 2:40 the rock reference? 2:59 oh my god! 3:23 seymor turns into homer. 3:41 what kind of anime genre is this? 3:54 seymor's face looks familiar than A.I. 4:11 sundara! 0:04 charmles, NO!
1:23 Chalmers leaves to another kitchen
3:28-3:45 underrated moment
@porcelina5834
15 күн бұрын
The comedic timing was too good 😭
@o_ber
14 күн бұрын
best part
@andremsz2249
13 күн бұрын
-yes! -🕺🕺
I love how Homer announces importantly, that he’s batakum.
0:52 IT SCARED ME edit: thanks for likes
@aeonevilbarneyauttpathdtc2953
14 күн бұрын
(C) 27400 AD
@JacobLeaks
13 күн бұрын
pov: the aftereffects of caseoh jumping
@red-trinity7390
12 күн бұрын
Is that what you see after inhaling uranium
@jskskl
10 күн бұрын
People with peanut allergy after I shoot at them a dying neutron star (their overreacting)
@aeonevilbarneyauttpathdtc2953
Күн бұрын
@@JacobLeaks Windows 2643 Startup Sound
2:20 "What region?" *Skinner places Chalmers on hold*
0:37 graggle's suicide
@Guythatsucksatgames
13 күн бұрын
New creepypasta just dropped
@somebody-that-exists323
12 күн бұрын
I JUST REALIZED THE THING IN THE WINDOW LOOKS LIKE A ROPE
"I hope you're prepared for an unforgetable lu---" *Chalmers instantly getting tired of Seymor's shit, spouting space noises and hands over his presents to Homer's inbreed cousin Hawmere instead*
@squineod710
12 күн бұрын
Lmao
0:52 superintendent - notices Skinner leaving Skinner - "nuh uh" * causes an *earthquake* *
1:50 hello homer how did you get in 2:21 skinners speaks facts 2:38 the realization of the burger is what he thought it was krusty burgers 2:41 also hi marge with elf ears more cuz yes: 2:04 skinner talks about why he meant hams instead of clams 1:04 whoa those photos 1:23 skinner makes Chalmers to go to another kitchen 0:15 another house lives in skinners house
@SupernaturalMario64
15 күн бұрын
I’M A BAGOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAaa-
@HVY526
15 күн бұрын
Wrinkly Marge with no shirt on 💀
@spiritravenheart1335
13 күн бұрын
Our house! In the middle of our house!
@radicalquad
11 күн бұрын
you forgot when superintendent spits fax at 0:04
@radicalquad
11 күн бұрын
and when skinner becomes a helluva character at 0:26 and when someone is stalking skinner at 0:36 and at 0:53 when skinner does some... isometric exercise and when superintendent is on a stealth mission at 1:42 and at 2:59 when superintendent tries to scratch his back but realizes the chair is in the way and at 3:22 when they dance and turn into homer simpson and ned flanders and when superintendent gets sturdy at 3:40 and when skinner gets drunk af and sings bad apple at 3:53 AND when the sun makes a STAR appearance at 4:10
1:50 is weirdly great.
1:51 where the most replayed part will be
2:55 he got nervous
@somebody-that-exists323
8 күн бұрын
Nah they spotted the viewer from outside the screen
3:40 would go so hard as a "my honest reaction" type gif
@OttMBJ
12 күн бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/nXWExtWRnrmffs4.htmlsi=xMYmkTD6R-b6a6U-
1:50 1. The greatest Homer Simpson cameo 2. AI managed to nail Homer's style plus Dan's voice 2:41 Marge Simpson cameo
I feel like this is what dreams would look like if we could display them
@danidanijrandom
15 күн бұрын
true
@spiritravenheart1335
13 күн бұрын
I guess that would depend on how vividly the thing being displayed from dreams.
@wast-cc8wj
12 күн бұрын
Ambatukam dream
@Furby_nerd1620
11 күн бұрын
@@danidanijrandom2:21 what news channel did you steal this from??😂😂😂😂
0:19 new charecter
@doodland535
11 күн бұрын
It's yomar sissi
1:52 this looks uncomfortably like a real frame from the simpsons
@wast-cc8wj
7 күн бұрын
Ambatukaaaamaam
3:53 I instantly recognized Bad Apple 😂😂😂
1:51 Oh hell naw, we're having ambatukum war flashbacks with this one 😭😭
1:22 "i was just!, uh-" *dubstep*
Homer speaking facts 1:50
2:37 You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones Mrs. Simpson makes. Wouldn't you agree, Marge? O.O
0:31 Helluva Skinner
3:23 why is no one talking about this
@jaaykaay
14 күн бұрын
It's what I see when I close my eyes
@white_mochi
12 күн бұрын
Literally everybody is
4:10 Sun jumpscare
1:04 What the heck was that tone? It sounded like an EAS alarm.
@D4NIELLE2ND121
11 күн бұрын
That looked like the most old themed and weird thing I’ve ever seen.
@TheDudeThatDoesNothing
11 күн бұрын
Skinner with- 🎹🎹🎹🎹
this looks if a creepy ai video had a baby with those creepypasta videos from like 2009-14
0:52 Seymour sees Chalmers walk in, has a massive panic attack and tries to escape but gets stuck on the windowsill
1:50 the fact he just walked in
@glitchthenoob3207
8 күн бұрын
AMBUTTAKIUUUUUUUUUMaahhhhhhhh
@NikoCubeRoot
8 күн бұрын
@@glitchthenoob3207 Amabakammauuhhhhhhhhhou'
1:03 Courage the Cowardly Dog moment
3:40 [Proceeds to dance in the Undertale soundfont]
@dwightdeisenhower53
11 күн бұрын
We need a fan made chalmers fight
in future humor will be randomly generated
@starmarvel1274
15 күн бұрын
Randomly generated?
@Spamton123
15 күн бұрын
Randomly generated!
@torrenzchannel
14 күн бұрын
Randomly generated!?
@sirdavidcrawford
14 күн бұрын
in the future *homer* will be randomly generated
@goldenyoshi22
14 күн бұрын
WEED EATER
1:45 imboutokum edit: thanks for likes 👍
@da_kine
13 күн бұрын
I wonder why Homer went there
@Idontlikethewaltenfilesanymore
9 күн бұрын
1:51
“Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?!” “…yes.” *turns away emphatically and line dances into the next dimension*
3:40 the way he dances lol
0:29 Skinner went Vivziepop mode 😂
@gasterthemaster6490
14 күн бұрын
I hate that you're (halfway) correct. It just needs to be a bit more geometric.
@rosianadasylva3109
11 күн бұрын
What do you mean he is went Vivziepop mode?
0:04 I don't know what to say here... 0:16 Don't mind me, Skinner. Let me just give this Homer lookalike his... present? 0:27 Did Skinner just become an emo? 0:37 What? 0:53 Skinner becomes a teenage boy and destroys the fabric of reality 1:04 Sorry, can't give much information on this scene, i was too scared to look at it. 1:23 I don't know what to say here either... 1:43 Ngl, this is the most normal thing the AI generated. 1:50 What the? Homer? Where did you come from? 2:05 Five Nights At Skinners. 2:21 Did Skinner just become a woman? 2:38 GOOD LORD, ELF MARGE! THESE HAMBURGERS TASTE SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS! 2:59 Nothing to see here, just AI generated Skinner and Super Nintendo Chalmers having a conversation. 3:23 Good lord, what's happening in there, indeed. 3:40 OOP, EPIK DANCE MONTAGE! 3:54 Skinner becomes a sad old man. 4:11 Bro looks like the angry sun from Super Mario Bros 3 💀
@HVY526
15 күн бұрын
“Did Skinner just become a woman?” 💀
0:04 floating intendent
2:09 love how superintendent gives skinner a headpat for that
this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while, 1:49 had me crying
@ricarleite
11 күн бұрын
It was truly special
3:55 i swear i hear bad apple somewhere in there
0:18 bro gave the bottle to homer from wish💀💀
How the hell did this AI recreate Homer perfectly
@W.Gaster
14 күн бұрын
Tons of data
@Scarde0
14 күн бұрын
Plus training
@Paradox_Edge
14 күн бұрын
Heehee. 🤡🤡🤡
@user-kb1su7mg1g
14 күн бұрын
I’m trans btw
@gasterthemaster6490
14 күн бұрын
@@user-kb1su7mg1gOk, good for you.
my day be going good, then boom - the sun god explodes out the window of a burning house to tell me about the importance of dubstep
it's both funny and scary how luma knows what the simpsons is.
This is a mix of impressive and terrifying. Mostly terrifying.
6 years later. This meme is still fresh.
**"Aurora Borealis?! At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?!"** "Yes!" "..." 🕺
@croassung3721
13 күн бұрын
3:30
Not bad, I like it) In the future, the neural network will definitely make new episodes of The Simpsons XD Homer, she already knows how to insert unexpectedly 1:51 3:23
0:52 me when the hurricane hits:
@somebody-that-exists323
12 күн бұрын
Me after taking one too many Benadryls
You don't have to announce it to the whole world, homer!
2:05 I love how principal skinner randomly takes MDMA and turns into rawstyle for a moment lmao
3:40 Let be break it down for you, Seymour
Every AI moment is like you falling asleep while watching it as the show enters your subconscious.
The AI really wanted Homer to be in this scene
0:28 bart's babysitter
@somebody-that-exists323
12 күн бұрын
Finally someone who mentioned that part
The good timeline. I hope we still have access to shitty AI when we eventually get the perfect version.
luma ai is good at drawing homer simpson lol
“Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?” “Yes” (Proceeds to get funky)
1:01 Normal intro- 1:04 What happened to the cards??? 1:07 Seymour fails to exist normally 1:08 All of the cards failed to stay normal
Man this is kindy creepy, i was not expecting lmao 😢 1:49 LMAAAAO abatukaaaaaaan 😂😂😂😂 i died at this part
"ah, superintendent chalmers, welcome! i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable *horror beyond your comprehension*"