Deplatform SSSniperwolf.

@AzureBlazes

8 ай бұрын

so true

@CameronF305

8 ай бұрын

Facts

@RosemaryThe845

8 ай бұрын

True

@thatoneperson9830

8 ай бұрын

So true bestie

@vedji1857

8 ай бұрын

Sorry to make light of this Situation but…. “Why are you allowing a stalker to have a platform, KZread?” “Oh that isn’t a stalker! She was just jogging! Jogging towards those steamed clams we’re having! Mmmm! Steamed clams!”

I love the way Chalternate says "I see". Such disappointment, like he wanted to drag it out a little longer.

@roux6715

Жыл бұрын

chalternate lmao

@MyHeadHz

Жыл бұрын

Chalternate

@finlandball1939

Жыл бұрын

Chalternate

@uRDM

Жыл бұрын

chalternate

@mati28287

Жыл бұрын

Chalternate

I like the idea that Alternate Chalmers didn’t kill anyone until it was necessary, implying that his original goals were to simply enjoy an unforgettable luncheon. If real Chalmers hadn’t shown up, Alternate Chalmers would have just enjoyed some steamed hams and been on his merry way.

@seronymus

Жыл бұрын

What's his endgame?

@Rum-Runner

Жыл бұрын

@@seronymus To have an unforgettable luncheon

@fishrealm

Жыл бұрын

@@Rum-RunnerIt still was unforgettable

@Sewblon

Жыл бұрын

All Chalternate wanted was a free lunch. But there is no such thing as a free lunch. So in the end, it had to be paid for with flesh and blood. But it was Skinner's and Chalmer's blood. So even though nobody got what they originally wanted, Chalternate came out ahead of the game.

@morpheus_uat

Жыл бұрын

@@Sewblon couldnt see the aurora borealis tho

Just the thought of a alternate being found out and its only response is “ah, i see” before dropping the facade completely is terrifying

@PentaromaLMA0

5 ай бұрын

And hilarious

@plantain.1739

5 ай бұрын

"Welp. Looks like I gotta steal your skin now. Sorry." *Produces potato peeler*

@secretbaguette

5 ай бұрын

Somebody remind me not to become a serial killer because my first thought in that situation would be similar, something like; "Ah, well, can't be helped."

@grubskies4221

4 ай бұрын

"Damn, I tried."

@myb701

4 ай бұрын

In Carpenter's "The Thing" the monster does something like this with the blood test. I catched the detail on a rewatch when I knew who was the Thing. Since then I've found the thought of an alien creature learning and asimilating casual human speech and mannerisms so easily, utterly horrifying.

The fact the monster brings some wine but the real one is empty handed

@Profkol0rado

Жыл бұрын

I think the Real One was knocked out when he was walking around near an dumpster The fake one must have dragged his body to an dumpster took his wine bucket and then fake one shapeshifted into Chalmers the Real One must have woken up in hour and he ran into skinner house for few miles for help but it's already too late

@dogedameme5321

9 ай бұрын

wait, isn't it champagne?

@HexagonPankake

8 ай бұрын

@@dogedameme5321does it matter

@tremendousyeet3467

7 ай бұрын

@@HexagonPankake Extremely, the two don't begin to compare.

@wyattj4745

5 ай бұрын

​@@tremendousyeet3467fr. wine has a higher ceiling but a lower floor than champagne

The fact that the Impersonator found Skinner's house before Chalmers says a lot about Skinner's directions

@grmpf

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe it says something about Chalmers' ability to follow directions.

@AdamMerlin

Жыл бұрын

"Impersonator". Its obviously a Mandela catalogue reference

@sithonysam7294

Жыл бұрын

@@AdamMerlin what is a mandela catalogue is that like a new shoe brand

@jamesruth100

Жыл бұрын

@@sithonysam7294 It's a youtube horror series that became fairly popular. Without getting into the plot too much, it takes place in the fictional setting of Mandela county and covers various tragedies that occur due to supernatural phenomenon. The most common recurring phenomenon are malformed doppelgangers that seek to kill and replace their human counterpart. That's what this video is in reference to.

@bigfootbuthesmokesweed6766

Жыл бұрын

@@sithonysam7294 kinda its like a jc penneys if youve ever been to one

i like how the smoke is recontextualized as the entity destroying what it's done

@seronymus

Жыл бұрын

I didn't even make that connection, it's genius

@matthewisguy7336

10 ай бұрын

@@seronymus1:07

@plpong893

9 ай бұрын

And Seymour trying to escape through the window and lying that it’s “isometric exercise” is also recontextualized as the Chalternate trying to escape so the authorities can’t find him

@Nn-3

5 ай бұрын

​@@plpong893 I interpreted that as the alternate simply trying to behave like a normal human but failing. E.g. it thought isometric exercise on windowsills was something that humans do, it thought Chalmers would want to join in on the isometric exercise, it didn't know the difference between steam and smoke, and it didn't understand that steamed hams isn't actually a type of food.

You know, assuming the alternate took Seymore's form it's kinda delightful how he still uses the isometric exercise lie

@mistashadow

Жыл бұрын

You might say it was... _delightfully devilish_

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

it's still trying to stay in-character

@Luminethereploid

Жыл бұрын

And the implication that he just gives up after saying something so dumb and goes for the kill anyway

@didigo08

Жыл бұрын

​@julian marx no....Chalmers putted Seymours...

@RadioJosiah

Жыл бұрын

@@julianmarx5971 It's pretty clear to me that doppelganger Chalmers murdered Seymour and put him in the oven... and took Seymour's skin before the real Chalmers came in.

I love how the real Chalmers knocking absolutely terrifies both Seymour and the fake Chalmers

@zvenafnazbalji7539

Жыл бұрын

Fake Chalmers looked more annoyed than scared.

@eljugasodemanzana8390

5 ай бұрын

​@@zvenafnazbalji7539 "ch, god damnit. It was all going as intended

@AuriofTheHooligans

4 ай бұрын

I think I'd be terrified too if the person I was currently sat having dinner with knocked on my front door.

Love that even Alternate Chalmers was confused by Skinner calling burgers steamed hams.

@AkiraHartono

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@lukevankleef4245

Жыл бұрын

He studied up on humans and when he called them Steamed Hams he was like ''Wait, this wasnt in my research.''

@gamingforlikes6606

Жыл бұрын

Even a shapeshifting entity knows he’s lying

@taxcollector9543

Жыл бұрын

@@lukevankleef4245 "guess i need to improve in my human cosplay"

@cheese4870

Жыл бұрын

Some things never change

The freakiest part of this is that in this universe Seymour Skinner actually called hamburgers "steamed hams" back in Albany.

@rsa5991

Жыл бұрын

And he did it, despite the fact they are obviously grilled!

@alvexok5523

Жыл бұрын

Today, it'd be too easy to fact check is "steamed hams" really come from Albany or not, not that every website contains accurate information about anything, but still

@PikaBolaChan

Жыл бұрын

the joke is old, it’s hasn’t been funny in so long

@hughmann706

Жыл бұрын

@@PikaBolaChan The joke is that they found a new interesting way to present it, and that's pretty funny for how old it is.

@Nosderim_the_Wyrdbearer

Жыл бұрын

@@alvexok5523 With the fact that a lot of magazines and newspaper articles from the 90’s have been uploaded online, I wouldn’t doubt at least finding 1 engine search result of “steamed hams” in some way shape or form if it was used in Albany at one point, and if indeed his “steamed hams” are a family-owned patented recipe.

I love how at 1:33 Chalmers just looks done. He's not leaving the room scared, just annoyed.

@KC_Garcia

Жыл бұрын

"Screw this, I'm done."

@Amber-_-514

9 ай бұрын

He’s seen so many of Seymour’s shenanigans that he didn’t think twice and just assumed that this was some of his bullshit

@CocoRif-kv8tv

9 ай бұрын

He had to deal with class after class of ugly,ugly children..that was nothing for him

@alial3437

6 ай бұрын

"I'm not mad Seymour, I'm just disappointed."

"Well Seymour I made it." The imposter gave the real Chalmers wrong directions so he could have his unforgettable luncheon I just realized

Thats not smoke. Thats steam, from the steamed seymour we're having

@tomcalvin3931

Жыл бұрын

Mmm, steamed setmour!

@femboygaming64

Жыл бұрын

steaymour

@CJCroen1393

Жыл бұрын

And you call him steamed Seymour despite the fact that he’s obviously grilled?

@bolmobelo

Жыл бұрын

@@CJCroen1393 i-uh-well-yknow-one thing .....give me a second. *walks into the kitchen and back out* Well,a good time was had by all,I'm pooped! Well,I really should get going- *GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!* uhhhhhh.....aurora borealis?

@amywebb359

Жыл бұрын

@@bolmobelo AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?

Truly unforgettable luncheon

@solsomnium7186

Жыл бұрын

to bad the burgers are now stained with blood

@jessestone7093

Жыл бұрын

@@solsomnium7186 *Steamed Hams

@solsomnium7186

Жыл бұрын

@@jessestone7093 to bad the steamed hams are now stained with blood

@raviolilad9232

Жыл бұрын

agreed

@BigBoy-cn2fy

Жыл бұрын

Superintendents gonna need his medication

That moment a character realizes they're in the presence of a doppelganger of someone they know will never not be chilling.

Are we not gonna talk about that little smile when Chalmers saw that Seymour was seemingly alive and well? Shit hits hard.

@williechops

Жыл бұрын

He may not see eye to eye with Skinner, the man can be a loose cannon and a hell of a wild card, but no man comes back from war the same. Chalmers knows that. He doesn't hate Seymour, he just wants to make sure he's doing his job. Shame he didn't meet with Seymour.

@Xylospring

Жыл бұрын

@@williechops I kinda wanna see a broken Chalmers in the style of the Recent Mandela Catalogue Entry. "Skinner...I may not have ever seen eye too eye with you, you were an odd Fellow...but I respected your Service, and what I did see in you was a Man with Potential to do good, (if managed properly. "I'm...so sorry that I let you down. That I couldn't do anything at all. I knew something was off, I should have torn that damn door down, I could have, but instead I just stood there! I'm sorry Seymour, I'm so sorry! To You, and your Mother!"

@williechops

Жыл бұрын

@@Xylospring fuck man

@KPH107

9 ай бұрын

@@XylospringMandela au where thatcher Davis is chalmers

I'd like to think that Skinner's quick lying convinced alternates that hamburgers are all known as steamed hams, effectively giving them all away and post-humously becoming a hero

@Greywander87

Жыл бұрын

That's actually a _really_ good premise for a plot. Everything is normal until one day, bam, there's suddenly, like, vampires or something, and everyone knows who they are so they can't hide and it's all out war. Why now? Why didn't they stay hidden? Because some gullible vampire believed a lie from a normal human and spread it to all the other vampires, and humanity figured it out before the vampires did, causing the vampires to out themselves. The war ends up taking both sides by surprise, so neither is properly prepared but they can't back down either. In fact, forget plot, this would make for a good TTRPG setting. When everything is in chaos like this, adventure hooks are aplenty.

@MoskalMedia

Жыл бұрын

@@Greywander87 I'd love to see this premise, this is genius!

@DoctorTex

Жыл бұрын

Isn't this sorta the downfall of the Silence from Doctor Who? They end up causing the humans to hunt them down, and the humans don't even know they're doing it.

@rancorious7785

Жыл бұрын

@@Greywander87 World of Darkness good end

@Bluesit32

Жыл бұрын

@@DoctorTex "You should kill us all on sight."

The Steamed Hams meme is probably the greatest display of how editing has the power to completely change every single aspect about a scene

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

it's so versatile I genuinely love it

@boobyslater9390

Жыл бұрын

"Blank, but whenever blank happens, blank happens instead" memes have been done a million times, the format for a long time was overused and earmarked as being automatically unfunny. The amount of insane creativity and talent people have put towards Steamed Hams though is really insane. And that it's been going strong for years, we're still getting all sorts of well edited/well produced Steamed Hams parodies. Truly broke the mold on an overused dead meme format.

@MrJemoederopeenstokj

Жыл бұрын

it's like the death grips mashups of the simpsons

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar

Жыл бұрын

​​@@boobyslater9390 agreed its equally annoying as it is uselessly inventive. Although its still being made by jobless KZread channels who have all the time in the world. As you can probably tell, I have a lot of nice things to say about it.

@coaxill4059

Жыл бұрын

Kuleshov would be proud

I love that despite being an Impersonator/Doppleganger it still questions Seymour's "Steamed Hams" instead of just playing along, even entities beyond our comprehension have common sense Or maybe the Impersonator/Doppelganger is from Utica and never been to Albany

@nemostakan8386

Жыл бұрын

Apologies, stranger, but would it be in bad taste to say “Utica”?

@Doctor_Portly_64

Жыл бұрын

@@nemostakan8386 I just let Autocorrect do its thing, I had no idea how to spell it so I wasn't gonna argue when it changed to "Yutaka"

@nemostakan8386

Жыл бұрын

@@Doctor_Portly_64 That confused me a bit, so I looked it up and learned that Yutaka is a Japanese video game developer that was digested back in the late 90’s. So okay, there’s a thing. :D

@inktheone5933

Жыл бұрын

I think these “alternates” are hyper intelligent beings from another dimension.

@tbotalpha8133

Жыл бұрын

@@Doctor_Portly_64 "...Sure, DarkStar. It was all Autocorrect's fault." I say, while reaching for my shotgun.

“It followed me home, Seymour…”

Why is there hyper-realistic blood flowing out of your eyes, Seymour?

@mrkrabsYT

Жыл бұрын

That isn't blood it's ketchup! Ketchup from the steamed clams we're having

@mathieuleader8601

Жыл бұрын

that's odd the blood usually gets off at the second floor

@HiddenForbidden2

Жыл бұрын

@@mrkrabsYT You eat Steamed Clams with Ketchup?

@kelleroid

Жыл бұрын

@@HiddenForbidden2 it's a regional recipe!

@lukepomeroy1556

Жыл бұрын

@@kelleroid Uh-huh. Er, what region?

The look of horror on Skinner's face as he hears the doorbell ringing at the table is haunting.

@warsawpact1548

Жыл бұрын

Its a frame of him talking from the show

@darkcrow3350

Жыл бұрын

@@warsawpact1548 yeah but thr different context really works 8n making the still image be more of a expression of shock

@The_Official_Goblin

Жыл бұрын

I see...

@warsawpact1548

Жыл бұрын

@@darkcrow3350 it's a frame of him talking from the show

@darkcrow3350

Жыл бұрын

@@warsawpact1548 yes it is but the way its used with this different context makes him look like his in shock its a great reuse of that frame.

"SEEEEEYYMOOOOOUUUURR!!!" "SEYMOUR DO YOU HEAR ME!?" "THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" *_" . . . S e y m o u r ? "_*

The sudden, lingering silence following the doorbell is genuinely insanely cool.

"I'm, an impostor. That man is the real SuperNintendo Chalmers"

@catastrophic5527

Жыл бұрын

Not that Chalmers…

"Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions" I just realized the alternate Chalmers probabaly impersonated Seymour to try to keep the real Chalmers away, explaining why the impersonator was so shocked to hear the doorbell ring...

@M4x_P0w3r

Жыл бұрын

I mean, yeah. The moment the real Chalmers knocked on the door the alternate knew he couldn't keep the charade up any longer, and so he disposed of Seymour and disguised as him.

@seronymus

Жыл бұрын

@@M4x_P0w3r honestly the creativity in the reconxtualization of the lines is genius

@thedailyweatherforecast7170

Жыл бұрын

@@M4x_P0w3r Ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish

I love how when Not Seymour blows its cover, the real Chalmers just turns around and leaves like "Nah, fuck that"

The way Chalmers' eyes widen for a split second after Alternate Seymour glitches out, before he just walks away calmly makes the meme funny again

Oh my god, I just realized... The steamed hams weren't burnt, because Chalmers arrived early in this iteration, assuming that there wasn't supposed to be a cut there...

@Jamlord2061

4 ай бұрын

i think it just didn’t take long to cook. there was never a roast and skinner calling hamburgers steamed hams is real. we all know what it was cooking

@bi_dumbass

4 ай бұрын

I was thinking that steamed hams just played mostly normally until the real Chalmers showed up, but thats a good point too

After Chalmers briefly stuttering at the start, I thought that's all this video was going to be. I kid you not my jaw dropped when the doorbell rang. This is incredible. Edit: Of all the comments I've made, I didn't expect this to be the one to start an argument. I know, it was an unrealistic reaction, but please, it's been 2 months...

@a.k8185

Жыл бұрын

Overall, it's well done.

@daidavies90

Жыл бұрын

Go and kiss your mother's behind!

@fl3m1n9o4

Жыл бұрын

@@daidavies90 bro huh

@daidavies90

Жыл бұрын

@@fl3m1n9o4 lemme talk to ya mother!

@123455thatguy

Жыл бұрын

Christ you have a low bar huh? Don't get me wrong the video is good but you're really that amazed by basic editing? You're gonna be blown away by the numerous other steamed hams videos.

"What if I were to take skinner's body and disguise myself as him? Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, alternate Chalmers..."

This works as horror because it has all the best tropes. First, it takes place in a familiar setting, a house, then it introduces a creature but doesn't really let us in on what it is and what it wants, other then it is a mimic. Finally, it has an inescapable fate.

This is actually scarier than most Treehouse of Horrors.

@DMMDestroyer

Жыл бұрын

Nearly everything fan made for 20+ years has been better, but absolutely agreed.

@johnmartinez7440

Жыл бұрын

@@DMMDestroyer Wow, you've watched every episode of a show you hate for the past 20+ years! Why?

@Terrakinetic

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmartinez7440 You say that with sarcasm, but people do actually do that. It's like the comic book guy from the show. And likewise with the comic book guy, it's because they don't have anything better to do with their life.

@DMMDestroyer

Жыл бұрын

@@Terrakinetic @John Martinez seethe. Not everyone is going to like what you like and will express an opinion. Just as the right to seethe.

@michaelaxelafton1611

Жыл бұрын

Treehouses of horrors aren't really supposed to be scary, tho. The shows about comedy

“Uh-oh! Bad Decision Chalmers!”

@The_Official_Goblin

Жыл бұрын

nO 0n3 CaM3 F0r H1m

@joebob7998

Жыл бұрын

"Uh-Oh! Bad Decision, Superintendent." "There isn't enough room for the two of us, Superintendent."

@lovethatnyancat

5 ай бұрын

where is this from i cant remember but the quote stands out so much to me, lol

@sayyoanmahadhevan1569

4 ай бұрын

@@lovethatnyancat its a reference to the mandela catalogue

His instant realization was creepy yet so funny

0:08 man, I love the fact that the 'Ah,' is replaced with 'uh'. its such a simple detail but it REALLY adds to the awkward feeling of this version's intro and man do I love it

It's rather funny to see Chalmer's almost no shit giving expression when he sees the fake Seymour, as if this is just Tuesday for him.

@michaelaxelafton1611

Жыл бұрын

If i remember well, if you ignore alternates, there's a chance that nothing happens, maybe thats why chalmers decided to just walk out, but looks like the alternate had already figured out his greatest fear, and when that happened it was already too late for him.

@amaruqlonewolf3350

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelaxelafton1611 Thanks for the explanation, makes sense now. Though, still funny to think that he's so used to it now that he can't be bothered to give a thought about it.

@topsykrets2438

Жыл бұрын

*an

@amaruqlonewolf3350

Жыл бұрын

@@topsykrets2438 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRDDDDDDD.

@Dinoman972

Жыл бұрын

I thought he was trying to run away.

Combining the Simpsons with the alternates in the Mandela Catalogue really works to both of their strengths. The people of Springfield are so familiar, and it really helps to fulfill that "slightly imperfect copy" that alternates are supposed to be.

@JIMT412

Жыл бұрын

As well in Mandela's reality is so fitting.

@FurroGenerico

Жыл бұрын

How much until someone makes this an actual thing

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure we'll see a treehouse of horror special of this on Disney + Eventually.

@michaelfixedsys7463

Жыл бұрын

@@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 the Simpsons is the best it's been in a long time, so I'd hope so.

@TristenTimberwolf

Жыл бұрын

This should be the next treehouse of horror episode

I love how at 1:25 the alternate stops his explanation like he just got sick of it and thought “you know what, I’m just gonna kill him.”

@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara

4 ай бұрын

“I don’t need to explain a thing. C’mere!”

Good lord! Legit got chills from the bit with Skinner at the window

@Bendytube72

Жыл бұрын

Did he the murderer wear his skin wtf 😨

@personmanroute66

Жыл бұрын

@5starvids_551 watch the Mandela catalog to understand

@gnarly.bulblax

Жыл бұрын

@@Bendytube72 shapeshifter

@buillioncubes

Жыл бұрын

Is real Skinner in the oven?

@Kt-hp7cv

Жыл бұрын

Probably or he just assume a form via morphing. What’s scarier is that the oven is burning and we can already infer what is inside of it.

god the moment when the real chalmers arrived and the foreboding music kicked in was so well done lmao

@noobinnewstuff7218

Жыл бұрын

also just want to know where said foreboding music is from

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

@@noobinnewstuff7218 it just sounds like a single low chord on upright bass, so it really could've been anything

@noobinnewstuff7218

Жыл бұрын

@@uncroppedsoop fair, fair

Any kind of shape shifting monsters having the response "Ah, I see" to being found out is legitimately scary.

S p o i l e r Seymore: [Turns into a literal demon] Chalmers: [Exits room calmly]

This is probably in my top Steamed Hams edits for the creativity and execution alone, let alone the fact that the horror factor was quite impressive, converting comedy to horror with minimal introduction of exterbal material

@lxjoe96

Жыл бұрын

*external

@ianhaigh9335

Жыл бұрын

ah yes. very well e x e c u t e d

Man this Simpsons mandella catalogue crossover sure was crazy

@sonicfanboy3375

Жыл бұрын

They need to do that in a Treehouse of Horror

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicfanboy3375 They probably will.

@closecall1516

Жыл бұрын

The Springfield catalogue, if you will

0:07 i love how those small video lags makes the video uncomfortable from the beginning, they add a zalgo-ish feeling that instantly shows you something's creeply wrong. it's a simple edit, but it brings so much tension

This has to be one of the best Steamed Hams videos I've seen. The moment the real Chamlers rang the doorbell, it become seriously unnerving!!! Turning the "isometric exercises" scene into Imposter-Skinner attempting to escape was incredible. What an edit!

The moment of realization that something is not right when the real chalmers knocked, the implication of what inside the oven is, the reveal that seymour is actually the mosters. These are actually genuinely good horror elements lol

@a.k8185

Жыл бұрын

Seymour wasn't the monster. He's a victim.

@ZedJay23

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the monster was chalmers, then after skinner was dealt with it took his form to try and trick chalmers

@Outcastic

Жыл бұрын

the premise is amazing too, letting the monster into your house without even realizing

@pyroonbusinesschannel118

Жыл бұрын

Whats a moster

@calliecalamity8787

Жыл бұрын

This is based on a horror ARG. The first Chalmers is an alternate, he killed Seymour and took his place.

Ok, not gonna lie, this was actually pretty creepy. The scene with Chalmers immedieately noticing something off with Skinner and running (or... walking) away unironically gave me the chills Edit: somehow this video also kept me awake at night

@kingcamelot1395

Жыл бұрын

If you ignore the Alternate, and don't show it any sign of fear, it will be forced to leave you alone. Whether it worked or not for Chalmers is debatable.

@walterblanco5046

Жыл бұрын

@@kingcamelot1395 i heard lore that alternates also mock and belittle the pray, not sure if its cannon though

@kingcamelot1395

Жыл бұрын

@@walterblanco5046 It's true. An Alternate's primary weapon is psychological warfare. They'll say anything to make you lose your cool. Undesirable Knowledge, they call it. They tell you something the human mind can't understand, and it drives humans insane, and in most cases, they'll do the Alternate's job for them and [KZread Friendly] themselves. That's how they get you.

@walterblanco5046

Жыл бұрын

@@kingcamelot1395 wholesome

@johnroach9026

Жыл бұрын

@@walterblanco5046 from what I've heard, alternates can't actually harm you directly, but they can psychologically torture you until you game end yourself, usually be disseminating "knowledge that is not desired to be known", which then causes MAD I'm guessing the Alternative in this case hasn't had the chance to ensnare the real Chalmers

I know many people have already done this, but it makes me feel good writing what I think happened sometimes. Principal Skinner invited Superintendent Chalmers over for some Steamed Hams. An alternate took the form of Chalmers and got there early, and either somehow misheard or just presumed he meant "steamed clams" but was confused to find out Seymour calls hamburgers steamed hams. Then, someone rang the doorbell. Seymour was confused and so was the alternate, until the person said "Well Seymour, I made it." And then he realised. The person infront of him might not be Chalmers. He probably didn't get to leave his seat, since the blood was on the table, but he called out his name, and the alternate killed him and put his body in the oven. Chalmers walked in and gave a smile because he thought Seymour was ok, but caught on to his weird behaviour and tried to leave, but got killed. The house is now burning and the alternate makes its way up to Agnes' room and kills her. Edit: removed mistakes and reworded parts.

@nemostakan8386

Жыл бұрын

If it helps, I enjoyed your narration/interpretation. 🍺

If you listen closely to "Chalmers" ringing the doorbell at the start of the video, you can notice that he rings it much later than the original Steamed Hams video, which hints at him being an imposter from the very start

@matthewjones39

5 ай бұрын

This dude is the definition of overanalyzing

@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara

4 ай бұрын

I suppose it takes a bit of mental preparation to try to get free food not meant for you.

This one is so good that it is worth saving directly into the hard drive.

@the_churroz2003

Жыл бұрын

The best way to save a memory core

@theremoteanater

Жыл бұрын

Right

@lxjoe96

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't do that if I were you

@ryanhernandez8324

Жыл бұрын

Don't let it become lost media when youtube shuts down in 20 years

@halfdraco7765

Жыл бұрын

how

I want an animator and VAs to redo this whole fucking idea, and make it absolutely fucking terrifying

@dibbingsauce

Жыл бұрын

I'd love that

@Cawshes

Жыл бұрын

Get it so that when Chalmers walks into the kitchen, he sees Impersonating Chalmers climbing out the window. "GOOD LORD". Then it ends.

@hpholland

Жыл бұрын

Wake up Seymour WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

@ALotOfCancer

Жыл бұрын

Need this

@ParniaSh

Жыл бұрын

Meat canyon could do it!

I never thought such a poweful edit could be made while still mostly using the original video and audio, just rearranged. Truly one of the best Steamed Hams edits of all times

Not gonna lie the bell ringing scene was really clever and the ending with the house burning has a completely new vibe! Massive props to your editing skills

I like how at the end you see the alternate skinner whisper in chalmers ear like how the alternates are all knowing and would tell people something so horrible they’d typically end their life unless they weren’t phased by the truth. Very nice touch

This is legitimately scary. I was not expecting it to be this good holy shit.

He was not prepared for such an incomprehensible luncheon.

The way he just walked out. Me too man.

That little detail at the beginning of him repeating what hes saying in little snippets instead of one whole take really puts the cherry ontop

This is actually really fkn good horror , not only is it expertly put together but it genuinely unnerves me when ever I watch it.

The fact that someone could take a dead, overused meme, and combine it with a severely oversaturated horror genre, and somehow still produce something legitimately unsettling, speaks both to the talent of the creator, and the effectiveness Analog Horror still has when done well.

This is phenomenal, really creative, well done!

starts kinda weak but turns into an unforgettable luncheon

I love how The Thing was like “…I see.” when it got found out.

This is DELIGHTFULLY unsettling. Excellent work

I like how this meme has never died over the 4+ years it's been alive

@Profkol0rado

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but people rarely made these type of video ever since

That's a good one, the 'Help, HEEEEELP' at the end in cherry on top. Let's hope this one blows up, definitely deserves it.

Oh my fucking god this is the best edit ever. I will never not love a steamed hams edit Jesus I need to make a playlist of these

@cordyceps7531

Жыл бұрын

You could check out mine, has like 250 of them

this feels like one of those creepypasta lost media clips people would post as "Forgotten VHS tape recordings" on their channels and then it would randomly get recommended to you

Yeah this was a really good one. Let's boost it!

What a great horror movie

The fact that there was no ruined roast, nor can you see Skinner’s body when the real chalmers enters the dining room, implying that the alternate hid skinner’s body in the oven to burn it.

Almost nobody makes comedy like this anymore, and it's a damn shame.

Honestly was waiting for a jump scare, secondly this has a Mr hopps feel to it *shivers*

@seronymus

Жыл бұрын

Who?

I like to see more people do Mandela Catalogue edits of cartoons like this, would be interesting to see.

*N O T H I N G I S W O R T H T H E R I S K*

Love the fact that Alternate Chalmers must have thought: "Why tf is he answering so damn nervous and stupid... does he know?! No way he knows.."

1:31-1:32 damn thats actually scary 😰 very well made video 😅

@BackroomsMarly

2 күн бұрын

I laughed 😂

Uh oh! Bad decision, Seymour!

It's funny that before Seymour dies Chalmers sounds so disappointed like he wanted it to be longer than this bit the real Chalmers came in fast. The alternate wanted an "incredible luncheon" but never got it and killed Seymour because he didn't get it.

I love how this meme can just randomly show up years later and no one questions it

"Spy creepin' around here!"

I felt my heart drop when I heard the doorbell rang

i like how this version implies the alternate became skinner and then deliberately set the house on fire with the oven to hide the evidence & kill anyone else in the house.

Oof. Something about Agnes screaming her son’s name and begging him for help is blood-chilling. Almost reminds me of Mufasa’s death. Crying out for help, unable to understand why this person who loves you… they do love you, don’t they? But why… why are they just standing there? Letting you fall. Letting you… *burn*

@Louisiana_Wendigo

9 ай бұрын

Happens a lot where i come from

This is the most intense one yet

0:38 this freeze frame has no right fitting so perfectly

Love that when Seymour did his glitchy thing charmers just turned around and left. It wasn’t even like he was going “ oh crap I better run” it was more like “ fuck this shit I’m out”

another detail is that the shapeshifter didn't say "despite your directions" because he didnt get any

I actually got goosebumps when skinwalker Skinner's face stretched. Great job with this one my friend.

@levence643

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t a skinwalker. Was an alternate, based on the mandela catalogue

@The_Official_Goblin

Жыл бұрын

I would say Alternates are WAY more terrifying

This one is a horror masterpiece. Can someone tell me anything about why the "steamed hams" thing is suddenly a thing? I like it, I'm just curious.

@hamburg4034

Жыл бұрын

The steamed hams meme started 4 years ago and has kept getting edits since. The scenario just lends itself to memes really well, I guess

@Wix_Mitwirth

Жыл бұрын

@@hamburg4034 It does. Thanks.

@JargonMadjin

8 ай бұрын

I would say it started because people genuinely just loved the scene, started making their own edits, and it blew up from there

theres honestly something so terrifying about the “i see” in this

You could have ended it at 0:49 and it would have been just as terrifying, but the whole thing is just nightmarish.

@seronymus

Жыл бұрын

Honestly same, if anything the lack of the horror editing might have made it even creepier in pure realism.

@Artificer_

5 ай бұрын

tbh i thought that _was_ where it ended at first until i saw some comments talking about Not Seymour

Wow, for a Steamed Hams video released on December 2nd 2022, I was not expecting it to be this scary 😧 😯

this might actually be my favorite steamed hams edit, incredible work. please please please do more horror stuff!!!

I like how the alternate thinks the idea of steamed hams is ridiculous and just goes ahead with his own steamed clams idea.

That was VERY well done and very chilling.

The Steamed Hamdela Catalogue