*Jotaros theme plays* Villain: *"Guess I'll die"*

@joe6go

5 жыл бұрын

A Wild Doggo *retire

@Funstun-yk7oo

5 жыл бұрын

same with every other jojo

@ajgameguy3674

5 жыл бұрын

@@Funstun-yk7oo Especially Giorno.

@UmbraMan1

5 жыл бұрын

Geez, did no one remember that Giorno stopped being able to make people's senses go berserk? There are several times where he hits people with his Stand and their senses don't go berserk. Jotaro's beatdown of Steely Dan will always be superior.

@AlexandreOliveira-ei5ig

5 жыл бұрын

Scramjet Jetscram Jotaro’s voice actor is better and SP punches sound like gunshots. Its more satisfying than Giorno’s beatdown by far.

Bystander: Man wildly convulses in air for 20 seconds as teen stares angrily at him.

@thekitkatking2444

5 жыл бұрын

@@itsjusttammy8990 part 5 is a gay couple being filled with bullet holes and a kid t-posing on their corpses.

@Adunkadunka

5 жыл бұрын

Part six is just people getting filled with invisible string. Just invisible noodles everywhere

@Xarkom89

5 жыл бұрын

Teen that has the body build of a man in his mid to late 20's and has been hitting the gym for at least 5+ years.

@subsideath

5 жыл бұрын

Giorno did 30 seconds of MUDA MUDA

@Ueeeeeeehhhheeeeh

5 жыл бұрын

The 7 page muda was a little disappointing tbh. Didnt have the raw impact that this one has

Everybody is like "Jotaro is so badass", but can we talk about the fact that Kakyoin was smart enough to let his Stand around Lovers ?

@fahadking5553

Жыл бұрын

We’ll never forget kakyoin

@isaacdanoob2434

Жыл бұрын

o7

@urbainleverrier1

Жыл бұрын

For real, man was a real vital member of the crusaders. Like they'd literally be dead if it wasn't for Kakyoin during Death 13's encounter

@millis6054

Жыл бұрын

A true JoBro

@sakshamparmar9240

Жыл бұрын

Kakyoin is easily the smartest crusader and possibly one of the most loved jobro along with bruno

Steely Dan: "Please forgive me!" Jotaro: "You want forgiveness? Get religion"

@aimanishak4364

Жыл бұрын

Bully Jotaro

@AutumnBestSeason

Жыл бұрын

@@aimanishak4364 jotaro maguire

@SeaguIISoup

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, steely dan does serve dio which means “god” in italian

@bigmight2358

Жыл бұрын

Jotaro was bully along

@soulcrossing4310

Жыл бұрын

"You want forgiveness? Then meet Jesus" *Proceeds to do the Ora Ora AGRESSIVELY*

Fighter: Steely Dan Stand: The Lovers Status: RETIR- Nah that bitch is dead

@RasoKye

8 жыл бұрын

Utterly defeated. Dead.

@Pokemonmaster150b

8 жыл бұрын

He's not just dead: he's CADAVERIFIC

@Jampolo_OG

8 жыл бұрын

+Pokemonmaster150b The one word that can accurately describe how dead he is

@Pokemonmaster150b

8 жыл бұрын

+Jampolo You can thank Team Four Star for that.

@alberthcuayla1587

8 жыл бұрын

Status: Rekted...

that niggah wrote him a recite for his beat down payment thats the most thug life thing i've ever seen

@mouhamedsall4551

8 жыл бұрын

Thats jojo for u my boy

@user-gm8bu9wz5n

8 жыл бұрын

+SonicSanctuary Yeah, That's something call JOJO, pal.

@thebiggeridiot

7 жыл бұрын

well, jotaro is the punk of the joestar family XD

@TheLionkevinson

7 жыл бұрын

+thebiggeridiot and the smartest

@thebiggeridiot

7 жыл бұрын

Lion Kevinson yes, though only by a cunt hair :p joe was a dumbass in stardust crusader for the most part but in battle tendency, he was a mastermind on the battlefield. his victories over the pillar men where solely on his ability to think on the fly. but yes, jotaro is the smartest.

Steely Dan isn't just retired from business as a mercenary. He's retired from life 💀

@dark7element

9 ай бұрын

The "UGGAHHHHH" scream is the sound of his soul leaving his body

@javonyounger5107

6 ай бұрын

@@dark7element *Being ejected from.*

@csl7972

3 ай бұрын

He was officially pardoned.......from life.

This has got to be one of Jotaro's most badass moments. The receipt part is just the icing on the cake

@synical_zero0003

2 жыл бұрын

This and when he psychologically fucked up Darby in the poker match

@rumi1970dg

Жыл бұрын

Whole existence of jotaro is badass

@artturner2054

4 ай бұрын

This is my favorite beat down, 2nd favorite jojo moment is when Star Platinum used Iggy in a fastball special

@veryb0red...

4 ай бұрын

there's a game on roblox that has this "beatdown" and the receipt part is written: "ez bozo" lmaoo

@Yankee4ever2

Ай бұрын

@@synical_zero0003DARBY🧑‍✈️

Other Stands: spirit photos, space manipulation, time stop. Star Platinum: *p u n c h*

@azzyasbourne9107

4 жыл бұрын

Punchy boi

@HerozOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Star platinum can stop time too tho.

@shirosocool2938

4 жыл бұрын

MrKlassic thats hot

@jomuffins6551

4 жыл бұрын

The Emperor: *GUN*

@moe2184

4 жыл бұрын

the world: *P U N C H* but with time stop

Villain: You fool! I don’t have any weakness! Jotaro Kujo: _What if I punch you _*_really hard?_*

@bcgazero6472

3 жыл бұрын

Villain:i have one weakness!

@salaali8918

3 жыл бұрын

"That sounds like something Goku would say."

@firestorm_7567

3 жыл бұрын

what if we punch them really hard... together?

@chronic5577

3 жыл бұрын

@@bcgazero6472Me:then can you survive space and alternate versions of Jotaro? Villains: I have three weaknesses

@butter9025

3 жыл бұрын

@@firestorm_7567 never knew jotaro was communist

Kakyoin is LITERALLY the reason the crusaders survived until dio(death 13) and figured dios ability in time. He was the goat

@Iateoreo

2 ай бұрын

I really hated he died tho

@jessetrombley3949

Ай бұрын

Kakyoin is so smart, the story had to nearly blind him for most of the group's time in Cairo to stop them from winning too quickly. XD

“Here’s your receipt” that’s legit one of the coolest things jotaro has said and you hear it every time you leave the store

@comradealesha2914

Жыл бұрын

Bro Fr thought this copied comment would pop off

@theonewhocaredandasked9126

Жыл бұрын

@@comradealesha2914 its not copied tho

@theonewhocaredandasked9126

Жыл бұрын

@@comradealesha2914 also this is from 5 months ago and i have stopped watching jojo

@comradealesha2914

Жыл бұрын

@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 not copied? Look at the top comments, some guy commented the same exact thing as you like 5 month before you did

@theonewhocaredandasked9126

Жыл бұрын

@@comradealesha2914 i came up with this alone tho

Imagine walking down the street and seeing a man with a knife trying to stab another man. Then he stabs himself and suddenly starts convulsing wildly in mid air for about 20 seconds while the other one stares at him. Then he is sent flying into a nearby building. The other man writes something on a paper and tosses it away, then he walks away like nothing happened.

@samirlachapelle2730

4 жыл бұрын

Damn bro 😂😂😂

@TK-ok9th

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is criminally underrated

@nagito8734

4 жыл бұрын

Happens all the time where I live

@furionmax7824

4 жыл бұрын

I keep forgetting that to most people, fights in JoJo typically look like what you just said. So the whole time they're watching they got this stupid look on their face wondering what the hell is happening? And then the steam roller shows up.

@sakonan4883

4 жыл бұрын

He just stood there Menacingly They wouldn’t be wrong if they thought some supernatural thing was going on though lol

"How to deal with a school bully" Google: Politely ask them to stop. *Bing:*

@chad.3680

3 жыл бұрын

2:12

@musicman8371

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck, I'd agree with the Bing search.

@vikingplays99

3 жыл бұрын

What you think : 2:08 WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING : 1:43

@toazethegecko

3 жыл бұрын

Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamidamudamudmudamudamudamuda

@toazethegecko

3 жыл бұрын

Oraoraoroaroaoroaoraoraoraoraoroaoraoroaoraoroaoroaoraoraoraoraora

2:25 that combo is beautiful

@rellytophat1735

Жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@kennyaustin429

6 ай бұрын

I feel like it needs a hit counter like Marvel vs. Capcom.

@TmBrawlstars2004

2 ай бұрын

Uppercut, Triagonal Punch, Uppercut, Consecutive punches (x2)

Best beatdown in JoJo history. Even better than the 7 page muda. Fight me.

@thedripking1279

2 жыл бұрын

No need to fight a wise man

@chillman1249

2 жыл бұрын

dude i agree, everybody should agree, who doesent agree will fight us 2

@fmm0339

2 жыл бұрын

idk man I really liked the vs kira one

@bernardoheusi6146

Жыл бұрын

Fart

@haikalmiftah2529

Жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly this used 3 page ora in manga.

"Just try to attack me with star platinum" Last words before being attacked by star platinum

@frallbobroggins4005

3 жыл бұрын

“What’re you gonna do, stab me?” Quote from man stabbed

@tricky2910

3 жыл бұрын

“What are you gonna do jotaro!?punch me!?”quote from punched man

@vvlixi274

3 жыл бұрын

he asked for it, so jotaro served his ass

@user-ek2xg3ps5s

3 жыл бұрын

@@frallbobroggins4005 "you won't shoot"

@NYWallCrawler

3 жыл бұрын

"What are you gonna do? Shoot me?" Last word from Uncle Ben

I feel like Steely Dan status as "retired" means retired from life

@suckerman7gm

4 жыл бұрын

Technically, yes.

@1810jeff

4 жыл бұрын

Well for the most part since stand users are tougher than normal people so he's probably extremely crippled.

@boogie9193

4 жыл бұрын

1810 Jeff yeah, it’s the same way how polnareff was able to survive his fight with cream without dying to blood loss, or how he was able to survive having his arm and legs chopped off by diovalo then being pushed off a cliff

@tedscheett9420

4 жыл бұрын

Your free trial of life has expired, consider yourself from life retired.

@Linosek279

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Boos Yeah, but Polnareff wasn’t a total bitch

1:41 Dan's terrified squeal always gets me

I like to think that, contrary to the beatdown where he leaves DIO looking like a fine Swiss cheese, this was Jotaro’s most pinpoint precise beatdown. As in, each strike was perfectly aimed with such power that not only was Steely Dan’s body gonna be left in pieces with a nearly 100% powderized skeleton, but there’d be no chance of him just getting off with death because Jotaro was going out of his way NOT to kill him

@therealpyrotf2

11 ай бұрын

"nearly 100% powderized skeleton" hmmm lemme add that to my vocabulary real quick

@formerctgovernordannelmall1452

11 ай бұрын

@@therealpyrotf2 gonna be so rubbery without that skeleton you’ll have to call him Steely D. An

@Smell-Of-The-Game

2 ай бұрын

@@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 Steely Sans

@Brasswatchman

Ай бұрын

I dunno. Can't help but think there mustn't be a whole lot left of his skull after he goes through that brick wall at the end.

@formerctgovernordannelmall1452

Ай бұрын

@Brasswatchman exactly. Nearly 100% Powderized skeleton. We know it didn't kill him because he's listed as "Retired" not dead

Stardust crusaders: "retired" Diamond is unbreakable: friendship is magic Golden Wind: you are already dead

@ericthemadscientist8357

4 жыл бұрын

Thats how mafia work

@AZRARICCIARDO

4 жыл бұрын

giorno with a dreem:omea wa mou shindeuru every single evil person in passione:NANI

@sashanest6427

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Buccelli sbr: patriotism is wonderful

@sashanest6427

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Buccelli How you in few words spoiled half of jojolion!?

@kaiden3374

4 жыл бұрын

Steel Ball Run: you've yee'd your last haw, partner

Other animes: Power of friendship Jojo: Jotaro's Theme

@hello-mg1ow

3 жыл бұрын

JOJOS BIZARRE adventures, death is magic

@Elysia_bed

3 жыл бұрын

**friendship*

@evil_videogamedunkey7719

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elysia_bed thanks

@abuafreed6308

3 жыл бұрын

shounen anime moment

@Zak-tk8wv

3 жыл бұрын

That's why Jojo is superior. No fucking talk no jutsus. Just fists

いろんなアニメ観てきたけどジョジョのここのシーンがめちゃくちゃ爽快なんだよなー笑

@user-wx5xy6cg6w

3 ай бұрын

OVAの小杉十郎太さんが演じたVerでも見たかった！

@doodlehates_uttp

Ай бұрын

MUDA MUDA

“MY STAND IS INVINCIBLE!!!” The stand in question: “I possess the ability to control ants every other lunar new year.”

@user-fh3im9xe9u

Ай бұрын

or "I possess the ability to make grass within a 2.7183 meter radius grow by 6cm only on leap years and if it is Thursday at exactly 6:37 AM"

Can you imagine how fucking terrifying this must've looked to non stand users? A man gets hoisted up in the air by fucking NOTHING, his body violently shaking and contorting as every bone in his body seemingly implodes in on themselves before finally being launched fifty feet THROUGH a brick building. Only for some 17 year old 6'5" Asian kid to toss him a receipt and casually walk away like it was NOTHING I would fucking shit myself

@javonyounger5107

7 жыл бұрын

The thing is to non-stand users almost all of the stand fights would look completely terrifying or completely ridiculous sometimes alternating between the 2 in the same battle.

@bamboozlethebamboozler8166

7 жыл бұрын

UnderwaterComix just until Part 5 where Giorno gives some dude a 5 page beatdown

@shulamitwhatsittoya6550

7 жыл бұрын

The Anonymous One It's fucking hilarious. He has the power to kill people if they get to a certain depth so He's partnered with this guy who starts sinking the whole city so people start dying while the main characters have to run to the top of building where he's flying in a helicopter recording people dying on a camera cause he's a sicko. So they have to split up to tunnel underground and and jump on the helicopter in this awesome fight. Then because he killed a bunch of city people, is a sadist who records their suffering and an all in all jojo sicko. He gets punched for 7 pages straight and lands in a dumpster.

@underwater1997

7 жыл бұрын

Will Kill For Subs dude I'm so ready for that. You have no idea how ready I am to hear Giorno shout "WRYYYYYYYY" at the end of that beatdown

@Merf_Gaming

7 жыл бұрын

I read somewhere in a comments section that apparently non-stand users minds substitute the stand for something else. What this could be in their mind, though...

0:20 actually trying distract Jotaro with *dolphin* sound

@zorroarkrz1686

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard on this XD

@Joseph-jn1xb

3 жыл бұрын

@@zorroarkrz1686 agreed, I can never see this scene the same way ever again

@xdshrekt3909

3 жыл бұрын

Part 4 Jotaro would’ve died if he took the place of his teenager self

@xdshrekt3909

3 жыл бұрын

sure, you can r/woosh me if you want but it’s a fact

@joshrox826

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm in tears 🤣🤣😅

this is how Pucci should been punched by Jotaro in Part 6

@JodaroKujo

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

スティーリー・ダンくん子供をガキと言わずに女の子って言ってて和む

@user-fm3ex6se5x

2 ай бұрын

ここだけ丁寧ですよね笑

Love how even the "cowardly" characters in jojo are still jacked and muscular asf lmao

@crippledjoestar5739

3 жыл бұрын

Thats part 3 for ya

@Davesothoth

3 жыл бұрын

Almost every single character looks like a body builder

@NeostormXLMAX

3 жыл бұрын

@@crippledjoestar5739 even in part 8 though most of the rock dudes were pretty jacked except for vitamin c user

@GoldenFreddy-py7kz

3 жыл бұрын

​@@NeostormXLMAX Araki still keeps something of the "Every character that has a minimum role in JoJo needs to be ripped" but in Part 3 everyone was ripped _AND_ tall af *A N D* built like a bodybuilder and even more.

@LikeSupreme

3 жыл бұрын

Death 13

Just try to attack me with star platinum Famous last words.

@MrTheil

5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: Lmao okay

@nikothomas6660

4 жыл бұрын

"What're you gonna do, ORA ORA me?" ~ Steely Dan

@suckerman7gm

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikothomas6660 *YES, YES, YES, YES* *Y E S*

@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikothomas6660 Last Words from Man ORA ORA'd.

@JugularJohn

4 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: *Smirk*

How to deal with school bullies Parents: Talk to them and resolve the issue peacefully Grandparents:

My favorite part is Jotaro's exasperated sigh when Steely Dan tries to reverse the situation. It's like, "When will these idiots ever learn to just stay down?"

everybody gangsta unti- *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA*

@randlentertainment9136

4 жыл бұрын

Well except for Dio

@loganbatis5573

4 жыл бұрын

R and L entertainment jotaro combines all the attacks in a barrage into one massive *ORA*

@kapatld4688

4 жыл бұрын

Vay aq Jojocu bi türk sonunda

@number4493

4 жыл бұрын

3 page ora

@FallGuy4367

4 жыл бұрын

Vay be türk

I love how the kids don't care that a man is convulsing in front of them

@triangulum8869

4 жыл бұрын

Dont they run off playing before he starts ora oraing

@tomy6572

4 жыл бұрын

*IN THE AIR*

@doodlewang268

4 жыл бұрын

@@triangulum8869 Ye but they should have heard all the *ORA ORA*

@capybarafilmstudios1620

4 жыл бұрын

@@doodlewang268 None stand users don't hear stand sounds and even then, hearing ora for no reason while a man is convulsing mid air wouldn't help

@doodlewang268

4 жыл бұрын

@@capybarafilmstudios1620 ye I kinda meant that as a joke but ok But they should have heard all the beat up soooo

You know you've gone beyond badass when you give someone a receipt for their beatdown

Guys. Remember that one punch to the body from Star Platinum can kill you. When Star Platinum punched N Doul in the chest once without using full strength, he started convulsing and coughing up blood. In this case, Jotaro punched Steely Dan and full strength HUNDREDS of time all over. Steely Dan is dead as a doorknob by the 15th punch.

@Ramirez_7651

2 жыл бұрын

Except he’s not, how would you explain Dio’s death? There’s no reason for him to suddenly gain “enough strength” to break apart the stand entirely.

@dwaynethewokjohnson6646

Жыл бұрын

@@Ramirez_7651 fuck do you mean? Im talking about how strong jotaro is. If he can kill dio with one punch, Steely Dan is certainly dead from so many punches

@coolenestry8753

Жыл бұрын

@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 well in the dio fight and when he beatdowns yoshikage, they get literal holes in their body, i am 100% certain that during this beatdown star platinum was holding back

It isn't a case of Giorno being better because his is longer. *Jotaro's is shorter because he's stronger.*

@ibbz2086

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Straws that’s what she said lmao

@justpreaz4297

4 жыл бұрын

@@ibbz2086 lmfao

@ILoveNigga

4 жыл бұрын

Until Giorno has GER: Piano

@bigwheelfromspidamahn1037

4 жыл бұрын

TU No. 1 araki said that star platinum is still he strongest witch is bs because tusk just ignores your stand and kills you

@mike_dw

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till Jotaro says their stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum

Virus: **enters my body** The vitamin gummies I ate 10 years ago:

@KxrbonTh30ry

3 жыл бұрын

I don't see the joke there

@jend4961

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@Kallikallikalli

3 жыл бұрын

PUNCH IT TO DEATH

@raisinx

3 жыл бұрын

@@charmaster9699 I think he’s joking because he’s a non-stand user and non-stand can’t see stands

@kemalkarakoc4588

3 жыл бұрын

LOL TRUE

2:26 that shit fires like a shotgun

@JodaroKujo

Жыл бұрын

The punches are straight up a shotgun

@DPS_765

11 ай бұрын

It is, but with a lot bigger ammo.

The fact that Steely Dan still tried to do this after Jotaro literally forgave him.He deserved it at this point.

Yafa is better than zeda at anime battle arena Like if you agree 👍

@justinsangiovanni

4 жыл бұрын

Malek Wolf “you can’t pay back what you owe with money”

@JusticeForFocalor

4 жыл бұрын

*B O N E L E S S* Human

@eu11gaming71

4 жыл бұрын

@@JusticeForFocalor 0 2 can be read as (O) (Ni) -Oni- which means Demon

@CrasherX2000

4 жыл бұрын

Malek Wolf 🅱️oneless 🅱️uman

@greenfa7786

4 жыл бұрын

Finally, they are tasty but the C R O N C H is just to much for me

I can only imagine the doctors reaction after seeing his X-rays

@Mr.President427

4 жыл бұрын

Bluestar43 95 The doctors: ._.

@aaronhenderson670

4 жыл бұрын

There wouldn't be anything to X-ray

@beastwarsFTW

4 жыл бұрын

You mean after seeing his autopsy

@Hunt9916

4 жыл бұрын

No bones left lol

@annakozuki8950

4 жыл бұрын

The doctors: OH! MY! GOD!

Useless fact: the power of each punch steely dans taking is 475,000,000,000 tons of tnt star platinum gives 32-75 punches, steely dan took about 798,000,000,000,000 tons of tnt after the beatdown was finished cause it took 7 punches from star platinum / seven pages of 475B tons and it moving in the speed of 1,800 mph, aka 475,000,000,000 or 7 minutes of 475,000,000,00 punches, cause star platinums gives 32 -75 punches.

Coolness just oozes out of this guy. I love Jotaro so much.

Plot twist: jotaro hates children.

@soony1319

4 жыл бұрын

@Low xang yen Koichis a teen...

@ryanchong9965

4 жыл бұрын

@@soony1319 _laughs in Jolyne_

@soony1319

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanchong9965 laughs in jotaro doesn't take care of jolyne

@squ1rtle28

4 жыл бұрын

@@soony1319 Jotaro doesn't want Jolyne to be involved in fighting stand users.

@soony1319

4 жыл бұрын

@@squ1rtle28 I know I was just making a joke

This is how many punches Steely Dan received ↓

@G3R4RD0T4D30

3 жыл бұрын

Only 3 LOL

@inasghonsalvis692

3 жыл бұрын

@@G3R4RD0T4D30 LMAO :-D

@GeorgeOnABush

3 жыл бұрын

5 punches

@marcoanimacoes5690

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was way more than just 12

@memorokei

3 жыл бұрын

He took atleast 1250

2：27で「オラオラ」が「オラオ」で切れるとこまで原作セリフのコマを再現してる作りこみの細かさ　良い制作に恵まれてる

David productions did a great job with the sound design of the punches. They sound like a whip cracking on metal, firecrackers, and rubber bullets all at once, but it fits Star Platinum so well.

"You can't pay back what you owe with money." That's because the only currency that Jotaro recognizes is pain.

@PKmaster12

5 жыл бұрын

And bones... *And organs...* *_And blood_*

@francescofavro8890

5 жыл бұрын

The receipt was for 5000 punches

@PKmaster12

5 жыл бұрын

And now I guess the only currency Giorno recognizes is *_Death_*

@magentas6467

5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro is probably the edgiest Jojo so this definitely applies

@ARB6769

5 жыл бұрын

What's the exchange rate of that with dollar?

There's something so satisfying about Jotaro beating the shit out of someone.

@monologistical

5 жыл бұрын

Especially when the asshole deserved it

@Ankit_mn

4 жыл бұрын

but that "yare yare.." before is much more

@hisham4241

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad his face got sliced

@MrEvan312

4 жыл бұрын

Never did anyone deserve it so damn much as Steely Dan. Even Kira and Dio were less deserving of a multi-page beatdown

@solacech.

4 жыл бұрын

It really grinds my gears that someone disrespected jotaro so much that jotaro became a bridge. Seeing this scene is just pure joy. Yes, read that without context.

star platinum paused for a split sec. and thaught "his upper rib cage kinda look fine and knee caps too aight iam gonna break it "

2:26 ここのスタプラの肩と背中の筋肉エグすぎてマジ好き

Here we witness the creation of the first boneless human

@randocalzone8772

5 жыл бұрын

...With a 2L coke

@theonefromperu

5 жыл бұрын

"Here's your receipt."

@armood1925

5 жыл бұрын

Shiroyasha - next up on the list of boneless human 7 page muda

@vibes5024

5 жыл бұрын

Armood 1 Cioccolata joined the boneless club

@meatsmeetandgreetformerlyb1331

5 жыл бұрын

@@vibes5024 Wouldn't he be the third member of the boneless club, after the Magnet Girl? (too lazy to Google her name.)

“My stand is undefeatable” - every defeated stand user in existence

@C_Cool_Guy

2 жыл бұрын

thats why the protagonists always win. they never say their stand is undefeatable

@glorshnipecandif7667

2 жыл бұрын

Ger kinda did, and got away with it.

@C_Cool_Guy

2 жыл бұрын

@@glorshnipecandif7667 GER is too op to even count in the list, dude literally put diavolo in a permanent death loop

@nashgoodson3069

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelu_lwqv Not canon tho

@azysgaming8410

2 жыл бұрын

@@nashgoodson3069 possible tho

2:09 Is where something epic begins!

This beatdown was so well deserved and satisfying.

@floppagaminguwu9963

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

Dude is screaming and getting stabbed in the face, kids just run around laughing like nothing's going on. Wat.

@kii-bou7153

8 жыл бұрын

"sometimes" anime logics

@zaqareemalcolm

8 жыл бұрын

+apa123APA fun thought, since stands are invisible to normal people, to them it would look like Steely Dan is being beaten up out of nowhere while Jotaro is staring at him

@pkerch00b1

8 жыл бұрын

+apa123APA In Egypt we call those tuesday's

@kelshadowmourne9466

8 жыл бұрын

+apa123APA people just esplote ¬¬ i dont think this is someting new there... and its not for rasist, they are really violent when they want to...

@guziman1963

8 жыл бұрын

+sir shalo Holy shit that's quite the tuesday!

Admit it. Everyone has or had someone who they wish would receive a beat down like this.

@enjoyer2227

4 жыл бұрын

Vanilla Ice.

@virgin1792

4 жыл бұрын

My bully.

@imvegan1994

4 жыл бұрын

the slaves in my basement

@rubenrubs7371

4 жыл бұрын

@@imvegan1994 hold up

@atalapastruca1109

4 жыл бұрын

@@imvegan1994 Wait a minute

2:15 Listen very closely and you’ll hear the sounds of a war in the strength of these punches

2:11 Pov: the kid you are bullying told his older brother

@Toxic_Death

Жыл бұрын

e

Jotaro being stuck with a guy he couldn't punch while said guy literally steps on him and has him beaten up. We all knew Steely Dan was getting his skeleton turned to paste.

@TheDunsparceGames

3 жыл бұрын

and he still had the strength to resist the urge to turn him into a fucking bagel like he did with dio

@zylowolf7919

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDunsparceGames he loves his grandfather, that's why. Plus he was waiting for his sweet revenge.

@Stint.

3 жыл бұрын

“I will replace your bones with tinfoil and crumble you like paper.”

@mercury2157

3 жыл бұрын

@@zylowolf7919 he meant during the beatdown

@everythingdoom3574

3 жыл бұрын

Paste? You mean anti-matter right?

God. That pause where Star Platinum reaches _all the fuckin' way back_ before continuing the beatdown of Dan's life. Don't do it to him, SP. My mans caught enough hands in the _fast_ segments.

@OakyToki

8 жыл бұрын

BEST.FUCKING.COMMENT.

@yumiarigama

7 жыл бұрын

YESSS! xD

@kierandahle7714

7 жыл бұрын

you have won a most grand of awards, the JoJo internet award

@NekoSoren

7 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair the theme was playing so...Star Platinum surely got carried away XD

@DuBstepAnDa98

7 жыл бұрын

SEMI-SPOILERS >the universe de-sync'd for a second It's funny you say that ;)

-follows orders -ora-oras -gives Japanese receipt to a Pakistani guy -refuses to elaborate any further

Keep in mind, Star Platinum hits hard enough to break through steel and crush diamond. Despite the fact that Dan's organs are probably tomato juice, Jotaro clearly held back. Possibly so that Dan would suffer before dying.

@Cwispyvibes

Жыл бұрын

Jotaro is not a killer

@supremeraizen561

Жыл бұрын

I guess Diamonds aren’t Unbreakable.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@keithfilibeck2390

Жыл бұрын

@@Cwispyvibes he's killed multiple people in this Season alone.

Steely Dan for Smash Bros As a sandbag that is.

@ProfesserLuigi

9 жыл бұрын

***** There are jojo references in Super smash bros?

@Luxray_Dark

9 жыл бұрын

Prof. Luigi Luigis' smash is ZA WARUDO

@ProfesserLuigi

9 жыл бұрын

mdrpproductions Point taken.

@gespenstmk-iii111

9 жыл бұрын

***** Hory shit.

@ProfesserLuigi

9 жыл бұрын

***** I don't even know what to say. Jojo is right under my nose and I didn't notice.

I know giorno did a longer beatdowns but jotaros looks like he's hitting way harder.

@opulentornstein

4 жыл бұрын

Twisty Terra probably is

@YEP753

4 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah look at starplatinum fist

@garretbrown3098

4 жыл бұрын

Well, when considering the fact that the power generated in a punch are mainly stemmed from the shoulder muscles and also how SP's shoulders are boulders compared to GE's I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was the case

@hippydragonnslayerxdlmaohi3921

4 жыл бұрын

@@garretbrown3098 and star platinum sounds like a fucking shotgun while ge is just coins

@louiswaze4603

4 жыл бұрын

Garret Brown no the force is generated from the twisting in the hips

What I can appreciate about Jotaro is his calm and collected attitude of giving his opponent the benefit of the doubt, but knows to draw the line at a certain point. Once the enemy decides to play dirty after receiving mercy from Jotaro, Jotaro demonstrates this way of thinking through his actions: “I gave you a second chance and you decided to revert back to being a piece of shit? Now I’ll punish you so good you’ll think not twice, but at lease three times before taking my kindness for granted.”

@affanmostafa359

4 ай бұрын

Fr, he most definitely is not Jonathan.

Most badass character in jojo history.

@PolishGod1234

Жыл бұрын

Steely Dan? Lol

"Versus" is a strong word. "Pummels" is much more accurate

@nashvontookus7451

4 жыл бұрын

@@dimes4crimes78 pounds to a fine mist

@homiixide

4 жыл бұрын

Pummels means dicks in my language.

@Kami-lb3up

4 жыл бұрын

"Utterly, obscenely absolutely completely annihilates and destroys the shithead that is Steely Dan" FTFY

@melvinm.261

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer the word executes.

@sadkat4499

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer the word pulverise

Jotaro: I Won't Hit You While Your Down Dan: **Stands Up** Jotaro: *So You Have Chosen Death*

@IceFire1800

4 жыл бұрын

it's clearly the work of an enemy stand

@pea1416

4 жыл бұрын

@Jax Bennett "You must be totally oblivious of you didn't realize that"

@unluckyy8746

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Bright. Report to the Site Director immediately for violation of the “List of things Dr. Bright cannot do in the Foundation”

@Hei-BK201

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't make any sense

@balabanasireti

3 жыл бұрын

Yawn. Write something original next time.

"you wont pay for what you did with money" dang even enyaba he gives respect

Honestly the craziest part is that Steely Dan *survived* this

@Bluesit32

Жыл бұрын

I don't think he did. I mean, I think Jotaro made sure to break every possible bone. There was a lot of torso hits, but he also aimed for the legs and arms.

@victorhernandez8723

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, but he’ll be a paralyzed mess for the rest of his life.

Jotaro's beatdown may be shorter than Giorno's but Star Platinum just makes it seem much more painful.

@se7en_se7en

4 жыл бұрын

N3deSTr0 according to stand pages it is more painful, because GE only has C power

@marcel4756

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno probably uses his "conscious acceleration" thing, so it last for an eternity

@se7en_se7en

4 жыл бұрын

Gay Cuckold relateable

@0neiros.

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcel4756 No that only last when you didnt get hit again. but once you get hit it turns off.

@dr.ninjamasterdjpenguin6793

4 жыл бұрын

@@0neiros. So, basically it just keeps turning on and off? Like Nosferatu flickering the lights? That seems pretty bizarre to me.

After all the shit this bastard did to Jotaro this was so damn satisfying to watch

@SakuraStardust

7 жыл бұрын

He doesn't deserve a cool name

@slobertooth1358

6 жыл бұрын

DJMudbone Same

@samuelyee4017

6 жыл бұрын

We always have the satisfaction to see Jotaro beats up an asshole stand user who makes him piss

@etonji8263

6 жыл бұрын

DJMudbone True im more disturbed about those sercurity gaurds who beatsup jotaro...I mean what if a little starving child stole a necklace to use for the black market to get food ...And the sercurity gaurds would beat up a little kid that's damn depressing...

The fact that Star Platinum punches Steely Dan so hard and so fast that his fists are literally tearing through the air which causes that sharp whistling noise is pretty telling on how lethal his punches are Not even Giorno's stand pulled that off, even in 7 Page Muda

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders in a nutshell "Lol I win Jotaro" **Jotaro figures out the enemy plan and stops them** **Asks for forgiveness and tries to think of another plan** **Tries to execute the plan** **Jotaro stops them and they fail** **Asks for forgiveness again** "Lol no" **ora ora intensifies**

In the manga, it's three pages of ORAORAORA!

@xenox9346

5 жыл бұрын

If 20+ seconds = 3 pages what about Giorno's 7 page muda beatdown

@paperthedegenerate6279

5 жыл бұрын

Let's see Giorno's 7 page 20 seconds for 3 pages...close to 45 seconds

@simcosimpai8471

5 жыл бұрын

That WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY shoud be atleast a minute long

@stevenreifen1760

5 жыл бұрын

A

@carlosalberto-ve6yl

5 жыл бұрын

Para el muda de giorno vs ciaccolata seria un capitulo entero

I like to believe Star Platinum aimed for all his 206 bones and broke them.

@ryushinku6877

8 жыл бұрын

Star platinum is made for extreme speed and precision OH MAH GAWD THAT MEANS HE EVEN AIMED AT THE PELVIS BONE

@GallantIkari

8 жыл бұрын

+Juan Lara STAR PLATINUM PUNCHED DAN IN THE DICK XD

@FreedomHero4

8 жыл бұрын

Everything down to the pinky toe

@MrXTakato

8 жыл бұрын

+sir shalo he forget the last bone with "r" :(

@sydneynguyen6847

8 жыл бұрын

+sir shalo 4 more likes and you will have 206 likes

"my stand is invincible" -everyone who died

Ngl, if you were to do the math of the force behind each of Star Platinum’s punches, how many times Steely Dan was punched, etc., by the time Jotaro was done, Steely Dan’s entire skeletal structure should’ve been reduced to atoms.

@supersbbrawl4ever

Жыл бұрын

Helps that Jotaro holds back a lot and doesn't enjoy killing

@JodaroKujo

Жыл бұрын

@@supersbbrawl4everunless it’s DIO who actually deserves it

@supersbbrawl4ever

Жыл бұрын

@@JodaroKujo Yep, and DIO was utterly annihilated

Parents, always remember to get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch THESE HANDS!

@bancholeo55

7 жыл бұрын

Bro, genius lmfao!

@larenssx2710

7 жыл бұрын

bruh hold this W

@mouhamedsall4551

7 жыл бұрын

The W wants u

@selenama

7 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Shendue

7 жыл бұрын

Me neither.

"Here's your receipt." As if we needed any more confirmation that Jotaro is a certified badass.

@rpg6612

7 жыл бұрын

About that receipt: It was already badass when he started taking note using that same piece of paper(at beginning of episode) of the things steely done to him as reminder to himself for payback later(he actually wrote it down while getting punched and kicked(even more badass). Now we see him signing it after the jobs done. very badass.

@nicetightsize8jeans

7 жыл бұрын

jotaro is hot

@alexgjika

7 жыл бұрын

Thats why Jotaro is my favorite jojo dont fuck with me or i ll kill you style fucking badass

@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555

7 жыл бұрын

inn - k That makes it so much cooler

That was probobly one of the most satisfying beat down in the whole series. After all the shit he forced him to do I was anxiously waiting for Kakyoin and Polnareff to finally getting rid of the lovers, but boy it was worth the wait.

岸尾だいすけさんのゲスっぷりからの惨めな命ごいがまた…いいよね

Jotaro voice actor: How many times i need to say ORA? Director: YES

@killerqueen4165

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@ZoniferConundrum

4 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES YES... YES

@destroylonelyjr1294

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro voice actor = Daisuke Ono

@Pepe-jq6fj

4 жыл бұрын

@@destroylonelyjr1294 thanks

@Pokerface-ec9be

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro's VA is a huge fan of jojo, so I bet he enjoyed this a lot

“So Jotaro is just left with someone he’s not allowed to punch, I can only imagine how well this will go”

@lonecolamarine

3 жыл бұрын

Basically he earned himself three beatings worth over the course of this episode.

@lizardheisei1984

3 жыл бұрын

lol XD

@lunarservant6781

3 жыл бұрын

this entire episode was just jotaro looking at a countdown clock for the ok to beat this dude and he was heavily breathing the whole time

@thegamerator10

2 жыл бұрын

Kakyoin: "Oh no." Polnareff: "Oh no." Jotaro: "FUCK."

@vivelespatat2670

2 жыл бұрын

@@lunarservant6781 When this one powerful move is finally off cooldown :

i love how you can cut parts of this theme into others and itll still sound natural

"I would like to give special thanks to Noriaki Kakyoin for sponsoring today's disrespect."

Kids Parents: look at them they look so cute playing! The Kids Imagination:

@ElCapiReferencias

4 жыл бұрын

LIke nice comentary

@Hei-BK201

3 жыл бұрын

So damn copied

@Hei-BK201

3 жыл бұрын

@your opinion is gay how am i using reddit though

@Hei-BK201

3 жыл бұрын

@your opinion is gay cause it is copied

@Hei-BK201

3 жыл бұрын

@Sansy boi 67 i do

"Here's your receipt." Still one of the coolest deliveries in the series and it's a phrase you hear every day in the store...

@familiayoutuber4769

3 жыл бұрын

You go to a store everyday? You must have some crazy good social interaction energy chargers, mine take a week or two for a full charge

@XiELEd4377

3 жыл бұрын

@@familiayoutuber4769 I don't even have the money to buy something from the store

@k1ra61

3 жыл бұрын

@@XiELEd4377 lmao

@mrmilko

3 жыл бұрын

Taking a receipt is a JoJo reference

@slinkyslink5161

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Kano from MKX. After a good combo or any move that lays his opponent on their ass, he says "no charge" pretty badass because he's a swindling soldier of fortune.

I like the fact that even Dio got less Ora Ora in the face and the whole body thank Steely Dan lol

Imagine if jotaro was actually angry (like when he came out the sewer and beat DIO across the street) star platinum actually has the potential to turn you into a sponge 💀

2:27 You know that Star Platinum is pissed off when he says Orao instead of Ora

@afiftertia8214

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@molecularnut6122

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@minaisloading

4 жыл бұрын

OREO

@euugh8877

4 жыл бұрын

No...

@theplayer3107

4 жыл бұрын

Oreo

That little Girl will never know the day she litterly almost died once

@XXsupersonicZZ

5 жыл бұрын

@@heshiram1188 Diavolo

@krashclasher

5 жыл бұрын

Literally*

@bagusariiq

5 жыл бұрын

@@XXsupersonicZZ more than twice

@justanenglishcommentpassin644

5 жыл бұрын

@@heshiram1188 *_Yes, I am!!_*

@pedropinheiroscor1691

5 жыл бұрын

@@heshiram1188 sekiro

I love how Steely Dan and Cioccolata share a similar way to get beaten

@ASEkOREO1

Ай бұрын

pissing off their rivals until they get beaten? yeah

This wasn't Jotaro Vs Steely Dan, this was Jotaro looking awkwardly at Dan before mauling him

Every bone in that mans body was reduced to the finest powder known.

@linashell2696

7 жыл бұрын

Tony Montana from Scarface proceeded to sniff up all that powder

@amanofculture4892

7 жыл бұрын

turned him into Turgo's Executive Power

@thogurus192

7 жыл бұрын

Living Death Charlie Sheen uses that shit as an exlixr of immortality

@DonSlayer058

7 жыл бұрын

LHAxis Johnson Cocainum

@PanKarmeleq

7 жыл бұрын

All of his internal organs were turned into the softest, thinnest pulp ever achieved

BGMのタイミングが良すぎる😂

Many Jojo's have tried, but none can match the chad alpha male Jotaro when it comes to being savage.

Can we just appreciate that Steely Dan is so pathetic that he begged for mercy from a literal teenager?

@anjumaaka3543

4 жыл бұрын

This teen is also an extremely pissed off buff 6'5 guy with a stand that is strong enough to break almost anything

@hun3408

4 жыл бұрын

This, and the Stand can react faster than sound, insane vision and can break diamonds.

@JugularJohn

4 жыл бұрын

Rad Hair Bruh even if I were 40 I would beg for mercy if I just pissed this guy a little bit

@zawarudo622

4 жыл бұрын

Rad Hair nice hair

@lavalamp131

4 жыл бұрын

@@hun3408 even though diamond is unbreakable