Normal people: He got cut in half. Lowko: He was spliced into sections.

@LowkoTV

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha, I think that’s because English is not my native language.

@TheSerbianEmperor

4 жыл бұрын

@@LowkoTV Your English is fantastic though for a non native speaker.

@taldarim928

4 жыл бұрын

@@LowkoTV What is your native language then?

@renangm22

4 жыл бұрын

wtf? u r not American?

@MegaOgrady

4 жыл бұрын

@@taldarim928 west german also known as dutch

*void Ray dies to turret* Lowko : "My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

Finally a game of my people this does put a smile on my face

As a former Silver League Player, I can attest that this doesn’t happen too often. Most of the time, both players max out their armies and whoever loses their army GGs out.

@DioBrando-qi9so

4 жыл бұрын

but without writing "GG"

@calebpowell2257

4 жыл бұрын

Dio Brando oh yeah you right about that

@Dekuyper1000

4 жыл бұрын

In 4 vs 4 instead of saying GG the loser tells you about your mothers loose morals...

@AdityaSingh-lp5rp

4 жыл бұрын

Or the person who loses to cheese Ie. cannon contain not rush Reaper all in Zergling flood at 1.40 min

@Ralabougres

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dekuyper1000 A proper use of the word "loose"? On the internet? Slap me I must be dreaming!

I can't stress enough how much i love these low league user submitted games! It's always funny, different, exciting and listening to Lowko cringing and having almost a stroke because of missplays is always a nice treat!

@Sunturlic

4 жыл бұрын

Eduardo Dandolini Dutra Totally agree!

@matheusrotava6903

3 жыл бұрын

Br

Wait, 2 viewer games in a week? I dont think the human body can digest that much cheese

@vicentevasquezb

4 жыл бұрын

Menelik 😂😂

@Nukepositive

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it can, but it gets constipated.

17:47 - 18:06 Damn, this boi here giving valuable COVID advice ahead of time

02:51 4D-move, trap the Probe inside his Base so Protoss has to lose time and send another Probe to continue building Cannons.

@firebal6129

4 жыл бұрын

Wait...that actually makes sense...!

@kicsplays

4 жыл бұрын

Oh

"i already uploaded a viewer submitted game" why would we be mad about more content? keep it coming :D

I can confirm, It happens a lot. Photon cannon rush followed by Void-rays only, is the silver-standard.

@soongwanjun9381

4 жыл бұрын

now i knew grin* :)

I'm laughing a lot but I also feel irritated watching this. It reminds me of my 5 years old self playing Starcraft 1 🤣😅

This is the lowest display of skill I’ve ever seen and I love it

@felipercalvo

3 жыл бұрын

the fact that these people are silver league and that i am also silver league hurts me deeply

Watching you cast lower ranked players helps me get better. Thanks Lowko.

"Lock yourself in a basement. Hoard some groceries." That aged really well actually.

Hard to watch, but almost exciting toward the end when I couldn’t tell who was going to win or what was even happening 😂

Lowko, you never understand how satisfying it is. Finally you see someone worse than you and you have hope that you could be in gold xD

@joshuakevinserdan9331

4 жыл бұрын

That's what everybody thinks, that they're better than these players when the reality is that we suck as much as they do.

@mokv9889

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuakevinserdan9331 I agree 100% :D

Silver League? Cheese? Christmas came early!

I love watching viewer submitted games, so much fun to watch and laugh at. I know I'd be no better then them, makes me think I'd do alright if I played.

I swear it feels like watching two easy A.I fighting each other.

please do more of these, this is where this game really shines XD haha

@LowkoTV important lesson regading Silver/Bronze league players : "always assume a Bronze/Silver league player is busy trying to micro a pylon/depot/pool instead of paying attention to his units."

In the pro games it’s so easy to tell when someone’s from Korea without knowing who it is, they use such simple names such as, soul, dark, hero, cure, etc. and I find that

This game is like the special Olympics of StarCraft

Hearing the disappointment in Lowko's voice is heartbreaking and at the same time very entertaining xD

When those two marines gunned down the pylon instead of walking to the cannon I actually clapped

@malmro2216

4 жыл бұрын

It was just an a move tho probs

17:40 this commentary aged really well.

This was fun :D more of these Lowko where we laugh either at what you say/react or the players choices. Thx

17:35 you see the future my friend, now that is proactive!

Forget this game, I could watch an entire series on the probe rush tactic where it looked like 1 probe.

@slugfiller

4 жыл бұрын

Then just watch The Florencio Files?

Mr. Lowko cheese videos are so awesome can you do more of them? Maybe make it a once a week thing? You are my absolute favorite Starcraft commenter because it's obvious you gave a real passion for the game and they should have you commenting on tournaments

I love how you sing that intro, but this match hurt to watch.

I am just gonna say that somehow at a specific MMR people tend to think its a great idea to make a Base in the opponents spawning position. its fun.

Jimmy at @3:05: "Ours is not to resaon why, but to do and die."

You can feel Lowko's pain through the screen. 🙏😭⚰️

So Lowko, i love watching your uploads because I am aweful at SC2 but love the game, so it's amazing seeing top players. After watching this game I'm like "sure I'll do one game, I gotta be better than that"..... nope, lost awefully and had about 5k minerals unspent

There is an old point and click adventure called "5 Days a Stranger" that has a very appropriate phrase that constantly comes up as well as in it's sequels. It embodies this match: "It hurts."

Here I am sitting in front of the monitor with bread, and butter, and some ham; and along comes a Sliver League game on Lowko's channel. Fits just right!

Good game to start the day, thanks Lowko :)

Damn I like watching you mate !

@dednicat

3 жыл бұрын

That is so wrong on so many levels

The clunkyness of this game was the greatest thing I ever saw this year, a true delicacy!

I love the Bronze League type games. More, please!

These viewer submitted games put me in such a good mood for some reason 😅 Pro games are awesome, but these are so entertaining aswell.

i love how low tier newbie pipel submitted the games! i really enjoy it

3:59 Lowko taking a moment wondering what he is doing with his life

This was like watching a pair of snakes trying to fight a boxing match. Just flailing for days.

Its a refreshing content form the pros, its like watching the old show of Bob Saget America's Funniest Home Videos 🤣

16:58 the rhythms of those tanks tho!

Hey lowko, you seid you cast 2 or 3 Videos and Upload the best, right? Can you Upload the "Not so good" Videos on your Second Channel "more lowko", because for... more lowko? :D

How are normal people greeted in the morning: "Good morning, how are you?" How am I greeted: "Helloooooo, my name is LowkoOoOo"

This was glorious.

Should have called in the fleet I mean if you have the materials 2-3 battle cruisers with marine scouts for some nice shock and awe

After hearing the summary starting on 02:22 I just LMAO really hard.

According to this lunar calendar that I have, it's indeed a bad idea to cannon rush a Terran player, but only during the times of the moon's third quarter to first quarter, and at new moon. However, after the first quarter, when the Crescent Moon rises.... that's when the cannon rush is the strongest.

That void rays were very menacing

I remember that when I was a bronze 8 in wing of liberty, I had trained to use the sentry force field to block the enemy, about 300 apm when engaging

In all seriousness I enjoy these games as much as the pro games. Both take extreme skill to achieve what they do.

boywonder won because he had a plan thus making everything abstractaj was doing ultimately void.

i love how they moved main bases so much

This is legitimately gaming Sato masochism, or brain waterboarding.

the fact that i am in silver league and thus i am forced to recognize that i am on the same level as this folks hurts me deeply. also, the terran not making a single SCV past 16 was painful

Great, give us more of these! ;)

Brabouuu ...lowko... very good

Damnit Jimmy This match is so messy it's hilarious!

Can't quite decide yet if I laugh, if I cry, if I get upset, too much "no, not that way" or "OMG"

I get that these games are cringy but I love that they're playing this wonderful game and trying. To me that's the best sign of passion.

Honestly better play than I can do in a 1v1

I've read people say there is no difference between silver, gold and plat... (usually diamonds who say the game starts at diamond and everything under them is trash, or master who say the same thing but for master). I have to say that having been from bronze to plat over my time on starcraft there is a huge difference. And this game is making me cringe so much now when I would definitely not have been able to do better when I started.

@Laezar1

4 жыл бұрын

@Cgi Dude That's dumb. You could say the exact same thing but replace plat by bronze and master by plat in your answer. Also as I said, there is a clear difference in understanding of the fundamentals between plat and silver. Master think diamond are retard, diamond think plat are retarded, plat think gold are retarded etc... So yes saying that bronze to plat is the same thing is just a way for players to boast. And I didn't say it explicitly, but my point was that people with your logic are really harmful for the game because they make people feel bad about their accomplishment, telling everyone that their progress are meaningless because they suck anyway, despite how tangible those progress might be, it's the best way to push people away from the game.

i swear i heard lowko saying "this is an terranble idea" at 1:45, you lost an opportunity to a huge pun, lowko xD

Two in one week? Oh boy are we lucky! Watching these videos are the reason I got back into sc2

These vids are THE BEST :D :D

great video

Hi lowko ! Dont forget to smile :)

I wanna see more warcraft 3 training from you lowko!

That poor Marine Jimmy, always gets the heavy lifting...

The prophetic words at 17:45 ...

people once say "you know you're f'ed if vikings start to transform"

I've never been so bad even in silver League

Lowko in October 2019: "Lock yourelf inside! Never go outside again!" ... 2020 happens. Curse you! It's all Lowkos fault... again!

The Terran got 18 workers and that was it. WOW.

Every time I see something like this.. woundering.. where do you get those replays from? The one who won or the one who lost?

5:24 oh dont tell me he is a moving with Widow mine

haha! The Jimmy NOOO reference.

Might be a really dumb question but I don't have/ play the game but, can a protoss pylon power an enemy protoss building? In other words can you build a photon cannon next to enemy's pylon?

@LowkoTV 17:48 - totally preempted lockdown

at 9 mins in i was like, well this is a gg game :), looks at playback time....ohhhhh..... is this a series? Nope... 🤣🤣

22:00 Boywonder finished watching his first 22 minute "How to play SC@" video....

The Terran player looks like he doesn’t use hot keys.

@ZCasavant

4 жыл бұрын

So most silver league players use hotkeys? I am actually curious, not poking fun.

Let's just say that no matter which race I play against, there's always a cannon rush, every time.

@LowkoTV, did SC2 recently boost the visuals on water? The map looks really nice.

I would seriously like to know which of your viewers is masochistic enough to submit this video, and which side of this goat rodeo they controlled.

The pain ... the amount of pain ...

I Wonder if they hot-key their buildings? Or if they are too busy with micro-managing their army, that they forget to fill their build/upgrades queue. I started play SC2 myself as well (after watching a lot of GSL games). I too find it hard to manage all these things at the same time. (and being at 37 years old, doesn’t help either.)

RIP. soldier jimmy.

Abstract A J! Lol

Those minerals.... hahahha

How StarCraft deserves to be remembered!

20 minutes, 20 supply. bronnnze leaaague herooooes.

The 3 SCV's chasing the probe, reminded me of the ending of Benny Hill (Millennials search for "benny hill ending chase").

Watching silver league games is so freaking painful. The APM from the Protoss at 21 minutes is the absolute worst.

The title should be: "Starcraft 2 PVP where everything is wrong"