Gotta admit, that was tough to watch, infinitely painful yet strangely fascinating. Like a race between handicapped moles.

@borga6566

5 жыл бұрын

I love your comparison XD

@Diver13666

4 жыл бұрын

it is a race between handicapped drugged moles

@yourname6553

3 жыл бұрын

Most painfull match Ive seen in a long time... But some really good laughs

@StrapMerf

3 жыл бұрын

Like watching two trains on the same track going for a head on collision, yet somehow missing each other..

@andrewzakai3896

2 жыл бұрын

I know im asking the wrong place but does someone know of a way to get back into an instagram account?? I was stupid lost my password. I love any tricks you can offer me.

Karl is tired while Scotticus has an apm of 0. Just a regular day in platinum league.

@KM-uk2rt

6 жыл бұрын

you got it damn right, I just gave up

@dronewars7186

6 жыл бұрын

BRONZEEEE LEAAAGUEEE HEEERROOOEES

@walrustrent2001

6 жыл бұрын

When you think of it, Karl had infinitely more APM than Scotticus. So it's normal he got exhausted first.

@casparspindel6788

6 жыл бұрын

Scotticus's real strategy was to keep apm low, so Karl eventually loses the late game to exhaustion.

@allanlyndon9893

6 жыл бұрын

Caspar Spindel kzread.info/dash/bejne/gHyI2rGldsm7kZM.html

im not convinced scotticus knows what a supply depot is

@yourname6553

3 жыл бұрын

But many times did Lowko shout KARL!

Plat players I fight: Literally 10000000 ATM, micro god, scouts me every time I play dirty Plat players in this: Literally 0 ATM for 1/3 of the time

@georgenelson172

5 жыл бұрын

Im in bronze and they play better than the people in this fight.

@gaboratoria

4 жыл бұрын

George Nelson can confirm

@benv807

4 жыл бұрын

waaait a minute... ATM? isn't it APM...?! am I going mad *actions per minute*

@johnandbuddy

4 жыл бұрын

Literally lit·er·al·ly /ˈlidərəlē,ˈlitrəlē/ adverb in a literal manner or sense; exactly. "the driver took it literally when asked to go straight across the traffic circle" "Literally 10000000 ATM, micro god, scouts me every time I play dirty" You are not speaking correct english, btw.

If this is platinum league, I think I can start playing again... :-I

@1un4cy

6 жыл бұрын

I can barely beat hard ai but I can at least defend then max out into deathball :T

@derfzgrld

6 жыл бұрын

Its not the regular platinum. I am in plat 3 and i would have won this game from both perspectives at the 5 minute mark or so if i took over control at that point. As almost any other above-bronze-player did.

@PowerofJohras

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. Plat is like super easy nowadays. Then why is Diamond so damn impossible :/

@user-ds3bh4jt6r

6 жыл бұрын

Der Fzgrld Those players (especially the T) climbed up the ladder on a really weird way that was slipped with stinky cheese so they have no idea of the neutral game.

@steventhai456

6 жыл бұрын

Im currently a plat 2 zerg and Games are all over the places, been going against lots of cheesy strats like zerg rush or zealot rush

*shouts out of karl* "Do something!" *realizes its scotticus* "Do something!" Lowko is levelled up in lowkology.

@gabrielrelva8903

6 жыл бұрын

Look at those minerals

@GameFreak7744

6 жыл бұрын

Scotti are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, Scotti?

@kly8105

5 жыл бұрын

Why do you do this to yourself Lowko LOL You are so bored you forget which player is playing which race xD

I think Scotticus was playing only with his left hand and KarlMark was playing only with his right brain.

@Square-Atom

3 жыл бұрын

this deserves more upvote

"I know your apm is *pause* *pause* at zero but, Scotticus!" I cried laughing :3

Karl do something.. KARL!!! ono wait this is scotticus...

@guyclykos

6 жыл бұрын

Karl, that hurts people.

@certifiedpossum8655

6 жыл бұрын

*do something*

@Msmuhieddine

5 жыл бұрын

Not as unexpected as who won the game lolol

@MaxArtemyev

5 жыл бұрын

@@Henri-email-archive u did something

Caaaaarl! That kills people!

@ChrizHawk

6 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this commentary hahaha

@007gollum8

6 жыл бұрын

Wha- I did NOT know that.

@stephencraft90

6 жыл бұрын

Caaaarl! That loses games!

@nukeofficial1103

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this Karl couldn't kill anything, he's way too confused

@LoreMaster007

6 жыл бұрын

Well, when you crave hands...

I have never lauged so much during a StarCraft match. EVER. One player is AFK most of the time and the other is indecisive to the extreme due to being surprised at the beginning. Is this the level of Platinum these days? Because if so, I might get back in the game for giggles.

@StarboyXL9

5 жыл бұрын

If I wasn't currently boycotting Blizzard, I would already be playing.

"It looks like Scotticus is going to kill the base he already killed." Just the little things xD

@Dornpunzel

5 жыл бұрын

Glad another one noticed that! :D

@Kaitn13

4 жыл бұрын

Cyclone ninjas: Hatcheries die twice.

THIS IS PLATINUM??

@SandmanGodslayer

6 жыл бұрын

*Platin00b

@MetsuryuVids

6 жыл бұрын

I'm plat, and I don't believe this is right. Looks like silver at best.

@TomGalonska

6 жыл бұрын

Plat in 4v4 or sth. like that... Not in 1v1. No way!

@Sunnysideanyway

6 жыл бұрын

Looks like Bronze or Silver.

@andyl8055

6 жыл бұрын

Nah I don’t think so. The ability to not send workers at a planetary fortress or past two cyclones (allowing them to annihilate you) is a skill common to all Platinum league players regardless of race.

27 APM average Platinum Player..... LOL

@sillysaili

6 жыл бұрын

even i do better and i'm unranked lol to be fair i've never done my placement matches, but i do ai matches! yay! 50ish average for me lol

@MrGabrinoel

6 жыл бұрын

cheese players didnt know how to play faster, they only build cannons brah.

@Brom8Ganrok5

6 жыл бұрын

Saili Liao, in this Situation we dont know our APM - maybe we are thinking of a new followup and are not paying attention....

@lanceellis4222

6 жыл бұрын

ever heard of a protoss player?

@o0NeoTDN0o

6 жыл бұрын

My Apm is at 87-106.

how come all players i face in gold 1 look like the genetically modified children of Maru and then games like THIS are a thing in Platinum?? man i dont get it

@MasterGhostf

5 жыл бұрын

To improve in gold, improve in macro. Once you are able to effecitvely keep pumping out units, you can defeat any opponent.

@dvnweak5171

5 жыл бұрын

@@MasterGhostf To get out of gold you only need to produce barracks and make marines non stop, their macro is so bad that there is no way they stop you if you just do marine medivac and spend all your money

@philip8498

5 жыл бұрын

@@dvnweak5171 you can skip the medivacs. gasless marines with macro can get you to at least dia 1

@dvnweak5171

5 жыл бұрын

@@philip8498 If you got a master level yes indeed, I can get to dia 1 doing only hellions if I want, but he obviously has not a master level or he woudn't be gold, that's why I adviced him this. Of course any master 1 or GM can get to dia 1 doing whatever he wants but that's obvious ^^' I'm not sure he can get dia 1 with only marines starting with a gold level ^^'

what a roller coaster ride

@NomadKolibria

6 жыл бұрын

Oh hey Jay!

@dis_iz_tud

6 жыл бұрын

Greetings Jay

@dronewars7186

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Cylindryk

6 жыл бұрын

Hey Jayborino, I love your let's plays. ;)

@ViolosD2I

5 жыл бұрын

"Frustrations" was a good title. :D HOW is this plat tho??

So I clicked on this video, thinking that it was just a normal game that lowko casted I first see the cheese in the beginning of this video and went on as normal But then by the end I was laughing so hard lol 10/10 quality matchup

This was highly amusing lol

Now that was some wooden league!

@RyanWithersAway

4 жыл бұрын

Take my chuckle

@5mwa

4 жыл бұрын

More like a Paper League or "Tutorial level league" or "I don't care" League.

This is hands down the most infuriating match I've ever witnessed

“Karl Mark, not to be confused with the other one.” 😂😂😂

@KM-uk2rt

6 жыл бұрын

That's actually my real first name :')

@izzatariffin8135

6 жыл бұрын

Km Funcion yeah me too :')

@XXDarkDragon1991XX

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the other one spends their resources better. :')

@MadcatMashupMayhem

6 жыл бұрын

should have been red, so the all zergs can fight for the glory of the people and motherland

CAAAAAARL! Planetary fortresses kill people, Carl.

@alejandroyava

6 жыл бұрын

Ooou! Oh, wow! I... I didn't knew that!

@MrVieDetailing

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha i love that reference! I forgot those!

@vivacehome1

5 жыл бұрын

Shut up Rick?

This is Platinum? Are you saying that I could make it grandmasters right now?

@dvnweak5171

5 жыл бұрын

No you couldn't

"I guess these SCVs are gonna attack this worm. Like: 'What, did you run out of marines?'" xD

I'm stuck between Walking Dead memes and Llamas with Hats for all the shouting of "Karl!"

@numa_kai

6 жыл бұрын

a man of culture I see

@ThunderDragonRandy

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

Its time for another episode of BROOOOOOONZZZZZEEE LEEEEEEAAAAGGGUE HHERRRRRROOOOOOEEEEEEESSS

@Daikael

6 жыл бұрын

dunno, you sure this isn't wood division?

@TheHalogen131

6 жыл бұрын

I cri evrey tiem :'(

@mega7758

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry pal, this is the dirt league you're watching

@IRMentat

5 жыл бұрын

FearfulFellow I miss huskey not being a mental case who doesn’t make content. What’s done is done I suppose.

@IRMentat

5 жыл бұрын

Mega amoeba 🦠 league.

"I'm tired" LOL

I find those more exciting than "professional" ones. Although I have to say: this one was really nerv wracking. ^^

This isn't regular platinum play. This is ADVANCED platinum play.

@theterribleanimator1793

5 жыл бұрын

Its *special* platinum play.

Scotticus won with occasionally 0 APM 😁 Wtf 😅

@PietrzelaAdrian

5 жыл бұрын

More like occasionally not 0 APM xD ( yea I know its 6 months)

@dannygjk

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe Karl's APM was 90% spam.

Scott's bong was so big he has to use two hands to hold it. Karl's is more manageable, but his kush is so dank, even Scott's 0 APM feels like playing against The Flash.

I appreciate how serious you are with these, no matter how frustrating or silly it gets

I'm Silver and this makes my brain ache

My money is they have collaborated to make see how much lowko can go bananas...

I thoroughly enjoyed your casting of this game. The exasperation and incredulity in your voice were wonderful!

my every game in platinum league: gran-prix-pro-gamer. their games bot-passive. unfair. :c

Did anyone else think about "Llamas with hats" while watching this?

@dylanbellier6990

6 жыл бұрын

CAAAAARL !

@ThunderDragonRandy

6 жыл бұрын

CAAAAAAAAARRRLLLL!!!!!

@Hellzdude94

6 жыл бұрын

But...but...CAAAAARL

@007gollum8

6 жыл бұрын

Caaaaaaarl, Planetaries kill people!

@memetrashhh8936

6 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

whaaat is this game, both drunk or high or both

@KM-uk2rt

6 жыл бұрын

One was a 15 year old boy mate.

@durian111

6 жыл бұрын

The other 1 play with his face

@nathangamble125

6 жыл бұрын

I play better when I'm drunk. I panic less.

@Sakaliks

6 жыл бұрын

2muchLSD if this is platinum match :D I tried few times 1V1 and in bronze and silver were match faster and better players thats why i stopped and stick to AI, coop, campaign :D

@lagduck2209

6 жыл бұрын

I think I can win both being drunk and high and I never actually played 1v1

Feel like I'm watching the Walking Dead. CARLLL! CARL! NO CARL!

I absolutely love your response at the end. Can totally envision you face palming 😂

Kaaaaaaaaarl

@teliph3U

6 жыл бұрын

Carol! Coral!

@ising4uifyousing4me

6 жыл бұрын

It's a magical leopluridon Carol!

@ratasher7937

6 жыл бұрын

Two llamas with hat

@iliketrains746

6 жыл бұрын

Was ist denn mit Karsten los

@cdcdrr

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's more frustrating: a llama with the munchies, or planetary cheese that's never capitalized on.

Why are they even platinum? Looks more like dirt level... Omg

@repHAWAIIxJPN

6 жыл бұрын

Karl could actually be platinum but idk how scotticus is in platinum

@GenJuhru

6 жыл бұрын

sharing accounts with little brothers(or sisters)

@gfg1651

6 жыл бұрын

i paly macro on random with 50 apm and im dia 3 XD

@boozalm3715

5 жыл бұрын

More like down syndrome level.

you asking the viewer submits why they're doing one thing vs another helps me more than I care to admit lol. "Why am I scouting go kill the mineral line"

ROFL! om my lowko . KARL! KARL! and i was yelling Scotticus, its Sotticus! fun times. you do this in almost every video now lol . ahh that was gold :)

I don't play StarCraft, but even I was growning at my screen for Scotticus to do at least *something*. Marines, Vikings or whatever. But having

Keep up the good work Lowko! thanks

Just hearing how exasperated Lowko was over all the boneheaded moves made watching this match completely worth it

5:57 "The Zerg inside of me is hurting" Yeah, you and me both...

Bronze League Heroes in disguise?

@Henlarious

4 жыл бұрын

SomeTal'Darim Bronze? These two just bought the game the day before.

This is what Platinum looks like these days? This is Wood League back when I played...

This is the first match I have not been able to get myself to watch till the end LOL

I know this is little over a year old but I do like what I see here from Scotticus, you sit back, trollol with your APMs, and just keep queuing up against tired players who just quit from exhaustion when they could've won. Well played sir.

Are you sure that they are in platinum? 😂

I love those gasps of pure confusion from lowko lol

I enjoyed this match so much... because I couldn't contain my laugh anymore. This made my day.

i've watched a lot of your videos, lowko. this is the most stressed out i've ever heard of you. keep up the good work!

As soon as you see that happen, you should rush out a few drones to colonise the rest of the map. Easy and simple.

Go back on vacation!

@LowkoTV

6 жыл бұрын

I’m currently in La Palma. I prepared videos in advance. Enjoy! :)

@canebro1

6 жыл бұрын

He is, he made all these videos already and has them set to release each day

@wschmrdr

6 жыл бұрын

I see sarcasm is out across the pond, too. :P You have a good time there, now.

More like this please...that was THE most entertaining game I've ever watched on your channel. A genuine WTF IS GOING ON every 5 seconds.

The funniest I have soon so far, thank you for the funny commentary as well. :D

This game was so pain to watch xD. Oh my god still great commentary.

Daily LowkoTV podcast at 10 PM CET. Just like always

I love the utter chaos of this game and Lowko's inability to grasp it! :D

8:53 he is gonna rally the drones from the main base through the nydus in his opponents main base to the opponents natural where the hatchery is waiting. I can't breathe! :DD

feels like a troll game just to send it to lowko .. no idea whats going on ...

Ok.. I don't even play SC2.. havent played since broodwar.. but this was gold.. I was laughing my way though this!! 5/7 perfect game!

Favorite submitted match for a long while!

OMG your frustration, We can really hear & feel your frustration

This is what I subbed for, thank you for another cringetastist bronze league level game. This was great.

Well if this is platinum... I might actually have a chance on multiplayer

Lowko, you screaming in agony is really entertaining

Funniest match up ever esp with the commentary. Really enjoyed this one.

Its been a long time since I cringed so hard at a sc game. And im not even that good a player.

See how much the 2 Cyclones did after they could've been picked off basically for free early on really got me triggered

This was really fun to watch - you're great at spotting interesting matches, Lowko! These player aren't that perfect... only it makes the dilemmas somehow more intriguing. Nice commenting ^_^

Scotticus for the psychological victory. He changed up tactics so much his opponent just got overwhelmed and didn't know what to do anymore.

Anyone else get Llamas with Hats vibes when he was bemoaning Karl?

11:01 - 11:23 its Scotticus yes xD

This was a fantastic match just when you expect something to happen your disappointed but its so ridiculous its actually funny

Lowko achieved new levels of frustration on this one

This game made me cringe the begging to the end :(

Watching some of these I have to wonder how many are playing under the influence.... :p

The hell did I just watch. Lmao this was mindblowing!

After watching this game, I cryed for 30 mins... But I definetly need more of this!!!

Zerg players will cry.

i can't believe this is platinum, at best this is cringe-worthy bronze league heroes lol

What did I just watch...what a great way to start a day...my brain already hurts

Lowko chanelling both Rick Grimes and Llamas with Hats... "Carl! Carl!"

THAT - WAS - AWFUL. Good grief.

I can't even play multiplayer because my APM is so low I can't compete in any RTS. BUT THIS WAS PAINFUL!

One of the most entertaining videos, I've ever watched

The heck the battle I just watched? Hilarious as hell lol xD

There is no way this is actually Platinum. Cringe is way too strong here and I'm a Gold player.

Cripple league players

Lowko: Kaaaaarl, you almost getting a heart attack 🤣

I haven't been this entertained in about 100 videos! My theory is that one of the players involved sent in this video and that the two of them knew each other. They played like this SPECIFICALLY to trip up Lowko.

User submitted game with the legendary Karl Marx. This makes me so happy!!! Thank you Lowko. 😎 haha. Hope your hols are good.

@KM-uk2rt

6 жыл бұрын

I hope you're happier that that's my real first name

@Ben-fx3ge

6 жыл бұрын

That is even cooler!!

Ok if this is platinum, i should get back to starcraft

Lowko's pain and frustation made up for the....interesting gameplay

I never thought a game between 27 APM and Gross Negligence could be so entertaining!