I love how Mark Hamill can't get himself to praise the movie "Oh it's the longest one"

@Alias_Anybody

6 жыл бұрын

Gnasni Well, he is an actor, not a pornstar. That's clearly the wrong priority.

@user-yj6xz4th1z

6 жыл бұрын

He hated the movie the moment he read the script

@thegoldencaulk2742

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Hamill is one of the real-est actors ever, he's gonna say if he doesn't like something. He did it to TLJ and Disney told him to tone it down, so he came up with passive aggressive "It's the longest one" gag. Mark's a clever dude.

@schlomoofenstein480

6 жыл бұрын

It is *long*

@benjaminkemer6428

6 жыл бұрын

Longer than was neccessary...

I like how kylo literally used a burning cross to cut down a black man

@Veldtian1

3 жыл бұрын

look up the satanic cross, ahem, it's Kylos' sabre.

@Wargulpartal

3 жыл бұрын

@Noon @Veltiant1 I'm not sure if you people just pretending to not see, but I believe, the burning cross is "white robes society" reference. 😉

@daeryk6424

3 жыл бұрын

Finn died for their [Ryan & J.J.] sins.

@bjcantrell1990

3 жыл бұрын

@Noon St. Peter

@mrpotato9851

3 жыл бұрын

Adam driver was in a movie about the kkk I’m writing this at 4:27 in the morning

>Doesn’t wanna be found >Leaves map that leads to him anyways Luke’s acting like a teenage girl

@squarek123

3 жыл бұрын

>whines when he's finally found using his own map

@bicae1480

3 жыл бұрын

He is not like other girls

@Altzar2011

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all sound very creepy

@xolotltolox7626

3 жыл бұрын

Luke didn't leave the map behind, it's never established where they got that map from, or how they even know it leads to luke

@travisadams6279

3 жыл бұрын

@@xolotltolox7626 Well a part of the map was with R2-D2, which is actually Luke's droid and friend.. And R2 was with Luke right after his academy burned down, you can see Luke place his hand on R2 in the flash back. So it looks like Luke left at least a piece of the map with R2, like bread crumbs of a trail. So its actually possible that Luke left the map behind, or a piece of it.

There's a saying in the military I've heard a few times: "Hope is not a battle plan."

@chokoloteblack9328

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a star destroyer doing orbital bombardment and the resistance/or rebellion just shouting HOPE HOPE HOPE MUST NOT DIE!!!!!

@notaredcoat2775

3 жыл бұрын

@@chokoloteblack9328 yeah their hope will die with them

@charliecharliewhiskey9403

2 жыл бұрын

True. But a battle plan creates hope. If there is zero hope, that's a good indication that perhaps your boss has no battle plan either.

@doolittlecraftsmann302

2 жыл бұрын

Its an okay medical plan.

@user-gb7ji6xy5d

2 жыл бұрын

This. Sheer idealism will accomplish nothing. *Competent* idealism gets something done, if you're lucky. Hope isn't some miraculous substance that exists on its own, it works through people and *things* must be done by actual *people* to make that hope become reality.

It’s also worth noting that Luke didn’t treat his first space battle as him being skilled. He gets excited and shouts “I GOT ONE” implying that he didn’t expect to, and is immediately told to not get cocky by Han

@NinjaTyler

6 жыл бұрын

SaturnTubes exactly, and he wasn't pot shoting them at the start of the battle, took a lot of aiming and misfire before lining up and timing perfectly his shot in a gun he clearly wasn't familiar with.

@Zapp__Brannigan

6 жыл бұрын

SaturnTubes - That's a really good point. And when has Rey shown even the slightest hint of being excited at some personal triumph? Mostly she just looks bored (with her mouth slightly open; now I can't unsee it). That is, when she's not all frowny-faced and angry while berating some male for not being as awesome as she. Kyros - Another good point. He's a good pilot, good enough to get the torpedo into the exhaust port, but he couldn't save Gold Leader. And he wasn't even good enough to survive on his own: both Wedge and Han have to step in and save him from certain death. Rey? Three TIE fighters in one shot, and that was just her warming up.

@cyaegha293

6 жыл бұрын

guys i just disassempled a jet and became an expert pilot

@elgatochurro

6 жыл бұрын

SaturnTubes yeah yknow... LIKE AN ACTUAL CHARACTER WOULD DO?

@thisisnighthawk2713

6 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget that pilots probably got told by Vader not to shoot down the falcon just give them a scare or something.

I wanna know why the hell Rey, someone who hasn’t even known Chewie very long, had to translate for Luke..... a very old friend of Chewie’s..... almost insulting

@rhyspowell9426

4 жыл бұрын

How would she even know how to speak Wookie as well 🤷‍♂️

@KGDanny02

4 жыл бұрын

Can anyone say MaRey-Sue?

@ariezon

4 жыл бұрын

@@KGDanny02 nice

@elgatochurro

4 жыл бұрын

Typical sjws

@elgatochurro

4 жыл бұрын

IS insulting

Why I love Mark:" We're all assuming that I train Rey." He did not say "Luke trains Rey". He is so connected to the character.

@joypink5599

Жыл бұрын

And also “I was the most optimistic character” Heart-warming.

@TheTGOAC

Жыл бұрын

And he deserves so much better

@TransformersBoss

6 ай бұрын

Like Bruce Wayne and Batman

"I need someone to show me my place." -Rey Couldn't agree more.

@scarletshadow4548

2 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@henrynelson9301

2 жыл бұрын

Kinky

@morganmattish

2 жыл бұрын

@Anonymous Cheese Based off the first trailers for TFA I thought that was the direction they were going. Was really disappointed when he didn't end up a jedi

@phonepunk7888

2 жыл бұрын

Never before in a movie, tv show, novel, etc. has the lead character ever spoken this out loud. Let alone the sequel! Usually the LEAD CHARACTER is worked out by the start of the second act. This was the moment, right at the start of the movie, where I realized the movie would be woefully unsatisfying and use meta crap to avoid criticism.

@redzed9405

Жыл бұрын

@Anonymous Cheese tbh it sound really good, Finn already have that "i was the bad guy but now i am the good guy" story ready to go, and a black jedi would be really cool to see

Anakin: literal child of the force, takes 10 years to learn to control his abilities (and then another 3 as a warrior) and still loses to characters like Count Dooku and Obi Wan. Luke: child of prophecy, barely beats Darth Vader in their second encounter after years of training. Rey: random chick who the force calls to because Kylo needed an opposite, wins against or stalemates Kylo in every encounter despite only having even known about the Jedi for less that a week and performs feats we never saw even Yoda do despite him being a prodigy with 900+ years of experience. And here I thought Anakin was Gary Stewish in episode I. Boy was I wrong by comparison.

@talentlessartist7929

4 жыл бұрын

not by comparison. You were wrong period.

@caffineandshiny

4 жыл бұрын

@@talentlessartist7929 Please. Explain.

@kalesmart1

4 жыл бұрын

@@talentlessartist7929 yeah what are you talking about?

@talentlessartist7929

4 жыл бұрын

caffineandshiny Anakin is not a Mary sure. As simple as that.

@kalesmart1

4 жыл бұрын

@@talentlessartist7929 yes, but he did say episode 1, and only a little bit

whenever i see those "the force is female" shirts i always think back to yoda saying "luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

@davetyler6520

6 жыл бұрын

TaverensPull it shows u there mindset. It's why Rey is a Mary sue. If they were for equality those shirts would be "force is everyone"

@berserkasaurusrex4233

6 жыл бұрын

Yoda: "Look beyond this material world, you must. Truth will you find." Feminists: "How dare you puppetsplain to us! We have vaginas!!" Yoda: "Empty, your philosophy is. Ruin franchise, it will."

@adambesley4455

6 жыл бұрын

I always think; "If that's the case why does Leia only use it once."

@Nipah.Auauau

6 жыл бұрын

If they really wanted to grasp the message it would be "You are the force."

@dromalloma2651

6 жыл бұрын

TaverensPull Wait, that's a thing that exists?

Anytime someone refers to internet trolls, I feel the need to remind people that a corporation with massive resources is far more capable of creating bots/hiring schills to give positive reviews than some random neckbeards are of spamming negative ones

@imadrifter

2 жыл бұрын

This.

@VindexInSanctiRex

2 жыл бұрын

But actually if said corporations want some kind of trend or idea to be buried because it defeats the narrative they want to shine for profit or power, they will also hire people to spam negative reviews.

@TheAceLewis

2 жыл бұрын

Also applies to the political arena

@heropath34.vaselisc.35

Жыл бұрын

Protectect that honest edgelord all the cost!

@olotocolo

Жыл бұрын

Akhually... both are equally as powerful. Simply put stupid, angry, misinformed or edgelordy people are countless. And you can't pay that many people before it gets way too much in the open. Bots can be used by all, advantages cancel each other with disadvantages for both groups. In the end, they are usually equal in power only distributed differently. After all,if corpos are so god damn powerful, why do we see such low scores in users for their products? Why not trash those few neckbeards with their might bots? Because they can't. They can pay up reviewers who are generally few, they cannot stop thousands of people. They can't overwrite them with their paid shills. That's why we see 90% reviewer score and 30% user score You live in one of those e;r-mentioned reddit posts.

"No, Poe you faggot it too risky" most outta pocket line I ever heard in Star Wars history

@Gyrfalcon312

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Mp-bu7zx

Жыл бұрын

@Oggy Booga maa mannn

The best thing about The Last Jedi was watching a 1 hour and 15 minute long critique video about how bad the last jedi is.

@ETBrooD

6 жыл бұрын

Laughing Octopus If you liked this, give MauLer's three-part review a go. And his rant before that :)

@Mr.Nin10do.

6 жыл бұрын

Laughing Octopus its gonna be better when Mr Plinkett reviews it.

@niloljk7884

6 жыл бұрын

Laughing Octopus true dat

@supa4ys843

6 жыл бұрын

Kelvin Reyes Nah, I'm tired of his try hard forced parodies. I actually prefer MauLer over Plinkett now

@joanriera99

6 жыл бұрын

No jokes, I don't regret watching this pile of crap now thanks to this video. Thanks E;R

the Chinese saying they didn't see TLJ because the cast were "aesthetically displeasing" (aka ugly) is one of the most brutally honest / funniest criticism I've ever heard

@Basketballerphx

4 жыл бұрын

Steve S Daisy Ridley is hot af lmao but the Chinese are incredibly racist, so they prolly don’t like Poe and Finn

@thenetgamer2

4 жыл бұрын

@@Basketballerphx The Chinese are indoctrinated in their school years and even before that; with undying loyalty to CHINA.

@BratzRockAngels

4 жыл бұрын

They're messed up for that. 😂

@EpicMinecraftFail

4 жыл бұрын

They are also extremely racist so

@BratzRockAngels

4 жыл бұрын

@Enclave Soldier Are you kidding me? I'm a straight girl, and even I know she's gorgeous. 💜

Its f**king painful seeing Mark Hamill talking about how he felt about the direction his iconic character went. You can see he wanted to scream in rage about it but instead he was being as polite as he could be.

@judeyovichin7326

2 жыл бұрын

As an actor, it churns my heart

@butthz8850

2 жыл бұрын

That's some Jedi level restraint.

@v2153

2 жыл бұрын

The OT crew doesn't get one fucking scene together in the whole sequel trilogy. What...the...fuck?!

@ArghyadeepPal

2 жыл бұрын

He controlled his inner Joker trapped within him (if you know what I mean)

@generationalgap3185

2 жыл бұрын

@@v2153 and now it could never happen again. They squandered their one chance in the universe to have all the OT characters back tofether

45:16 I’m sorry, Poe should get an award just for this scene. I can actually feel his internal screaming while Holdo is yammering,

how can rey even swim (in the cave)? she spent her whole life on a DESERT planet

@Szrama1123

5 жыл бұрын

This is a double fuck up because in one scene she is shown clearly being fascinated be the sea and pouring rain. So the movie first acknowledges she is from desert planet... and then forgets about it.

@JustinBobby-di9zt

5 жыл бұрын

@@Szrama1123 well of course they did how else are you supposed to be expected to forget about it too? Besides how else is Rey supposed to know how to swim?

@tehhotline4225

5 жыл бұрын

May Ray Sue

@brandonHines76

5 жыл бұрын

one should have stopped wondering such things 30 mins into the last film

@DonVigaDeFierro

5 жыл бұрын

Mah-REY-SUE

TLJ is racist. The only asian woman can't drive and violently crashes into someone by changing lanes too quickly. Johnson should be ashamed.

@yaddledapaddle3877

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob F 😂😂😂

@MrSickrick216

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@mortemtyrannus8813

5 жыл бұрын

And then she tries to rape Finn. Everyone knows women can't rape, so therefore, TLJ is also sexist.

@randallpetroelje3913

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣😂😂🙏🏼

@mixedbagclips2511

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

“I know that Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell” I’m dying lol

@brandonm1708

2 жыл бұрын

@Joan it’s referencing a meme about something called the Mitochondria, which is something inside the cells that make up living organisms. Midichlorians sounds super similar to Mitochondria, so they just replaced Mitochondria with Midichlorian

Honestly if the Emp- I mean, First Order, can conquer the galaxy on extremely limited resources, after just suffering a huge and humiliating defeat, all in the span of a few weeks, maybe they deserve to win.

@chripianflopez

Жыл бұрын

Imagine how interesting the story would have been with multiple post empire factions fighting for dominance and corrupt politicians taking over the republic. Imagine all beautiful possibilities.

Can we also note the fact that Finn dragged an injured Rose across a salt field? He was, quite literally, rubbing salt in her wounds.

@quinngoodlive2014

6 жыл бұрын

The Skeptical Christian THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

@jasongamer8649

6 жыл бұрын

haha holy shit your right. How the fuck did he cover that distance anyways, he was over an hours walk away by that point?

@irvingcsaltzburg

6 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, they were only several football fields away from the rebel base directly in front of an enemy flank of ATATs. Is it really so difficult to believe he dragged her fatass body safely back to base in under a minute???

@Xemnas4

6 жыл бұрын

The Skeptical Christian ROFLMAO. xD

@LOTRFAN33

6 жыл бұрын

The Skeptical Christian I hope it hurt her then. She deserves nothing less.

You left out this part; Mary Sue who grew up on a desert planet magically knows how to swim.

@nintendolegoboy

6 жыл бұрын

lukewarm17 Wow you're right lol

@charlottewalnut3118

6 жыл бұрын

lukewarm17 You know that such a basic skill I didn’t even notice that

@EvaOwnsAll

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe she swam in hydro-farms, like those that Luke's aunt and uncle had.... And then this is also on the spice planet from Dune with the giant underground aquifers. Hey maaaaan, that explains [starts spinning the screen] evvvvverythiiing.

@deltoroperdedor3166

6 жыл бұрын

FlashyHippie that sounds so much like an Adum gag

@mr.cuddlesworth3144

6 жыл бұрын

Do Oasis's exist on Tatooine and Jakku?

Luke also missed multiple times before he hit the ties, while Rey only tries once.

@dawsonreum8096

2 жыл бұрын

Also how did Rose even get there, she was somehow ahead of Finn, even though we saw everyone turn around in their speeders?

"She learned everything in an hour and a half" well when you have horrible choreography yeah its easy. Those wide uncontrollable swings

I found the name of Episode 9. Episode 7: The Force Awakens Episode 8: The Last Jedi Episode 9: From His Nap

@aliets

6 жыл бұрын

Episode 10: Stol Episode 11: en Episode 12: Joke

@nickthecynic587

6 жыл бұрын

This whole thing had me dead lol

@20thcenturyboy8

6 жыл бұрын

And it was all a dream

@DaniloSantosVieira

6 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahaha xdddddddddddd original af just as original as the force awakens

@DarckHermit

6 жыл бұрын

now we just wait for a real jedi

I love how feminists praise this movie for having strong female character, when all I see are bad decisions made by female characters.

@shreddman8704

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently strength is using authority to only get your way and doing things that involve strength in the most literal sense as in picking up boulders and winning at swordfights.

@latrellmcknight2059

5 жыл бұрын

Cause they get off seeing women can mess up and yet have everything handed down to them while easily fixing everything ( even while they didn't really do much) and no consequences for their dumb-ass decision making

@uneterostardust8233

5 жыл бұрын

Well, they like it cause she is strong, i can understand it, powerful woman are not common on movies, But, being strong because you are a fucking deus ex maquina is totally bullllssssshhiiiittt. Strong female that deserves her force -lol- by her on effort>>>>>>>>> Strong female with power outed from her Ass.

@uneterostardust8233

5 жыл бұрын

@Un-broken and victorious Yup, just it. But most feminists don't care about how something will make the woman stronger, they just want it being bad or not.

@uneterostardust8233

5 жыл бұрын

@Un-broken and victorious Say this to rebbeca sugar...

I think it's pretty odd that they picked a chick with a posh British accent to play a dirt-poor uneducated desert scavenger, when previously the British accent has been used mostly for Coroscanti or other sophisticated folks like Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, and Tarkin. But hey, I'm sure Shnoz figured Jedi=Brit

@doolittlecraftsmann302

2 жыл бұрын

I read this whole thing, and all I can think about are Snozzberries, and if they taste like Snozzberries.

@imadrifter

2 жыл бұрын

J E wwwww

@phonepunk7888

2 жыл бұрын

The lead in SW has always been an American. JJ's first crime.

@footychat3992

Жыл бұрын

@@phonepunk7888 Hayden is Canadian and Ewan is Scottish. What the hell are you talking about? Google is your friend.

@baron3904

Жыл бұрын

@@footychat3992 Ewan was not the lead.

It's been 4 years and I still crack up every time he says "Goy Boy". This video has aged like wine.

@Bruh-tw8uh

2 ай бұрын

Watching this video now is a completely different experience to when I first watched it

And now...The Rise of Skywalker. I'm more excited for the E;R review on it than the movie itself.

@christopherregan1654

5 жыл бұрын

Oh man, he's gonna absolutely rape that movie after it comes out!

@proletariatpashka1956

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Jedi Party 2: Episode 7: Annihilation

@drdorito4242

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@Doctor_Straing_Strange

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@RanMouri82

4 жыл бұрын

@Heavy Metal Collector At this point, Shyamalan would be an improvement.

I think you missed a point about Luke. Luke as a character went to the FUCKING DEATH STAR to rescue the MOST EVIL MAN ALIVE because he SENSED SOME LIGHT SIDE STILL IN HIM. This guy. This fucking character. Heavily considered MURDERING HIS NEPHEW IN HIS SLEEP because he felt the dark side in him. That is the greatest betrayal of the character in my eyes. And I think that is one the reasons why Mark Hamill 'fundamentally disagreed' with the character choices.

@ayylmao575

6 жыл бұрын

Miralage And pretty hypocritical considering Luke almost killed his dad after he used the dark side to beat him.

@cyaegha293

6 жыл бұрын

Ayy Lmao chopping someone hand off is not the same as killing someon especialy a family member indiana jones will never cry or beg for mercy in a fist fight elen ripley will never leave her love one to save herself and luke skywalker will never kill his family that is what make them being a characer and you better bridge the gap to change that

@ayylmao575

6 жыл бұрын

momiji lily I’m not talking about chopping his dads hand off, Luke was tempted by the dark side in that duel.

@ayylmao575

6 жыл бұрын

The Ghost of Gotham The second half of your post could be cut off and nothing of value would be lost.

@KaiserMattTygore927

6 жыл бұрын

That pissed me off so much, there was no way in Hell Luke would do a 180 like that, especially with the flimsy ass reasons that they gave.

8:42 there was an important rule in the editing process for the first star wars films that helped them avoid this problem. every new element in a scene was introduced by something before it, so that the audience would always have a sense of familiarity and context while taking in new elements. the droids are introduced by the empire and princess leia scenes, then Luke is introduced after he runs into the droids, who we're already familiar with, and then we meet Obi-wan through Luke, etc. This editing tactic helped make the story easy to follow and made it feel grounded in reality. Everything was connected. The reason this non linear style of editing stands out so much is because it's in a star wars film, where we're unconsciously used to a very different form of storytelling

@antoninuslarpus7107

Жыл бұрын

That's a really good point, modern shows/movies in general seem to have hapazard cuts in their editing which makes following the story very difficult and annoying. It's becoming less like a linear progression of events, each of which furthers the plot and more like a puzzle you need to piece together via multiple re-watches to fully enjoy.

@kielbasamage

Жыл бұрын

I have been told that quite a few if not all shows and movies in Hollywood practice scrapbooking; they film several cuts and show each individual scene to an audience in a vacuum, and the best picks get Frankenstein’d together and sent to the silver screen. This, obviously, results in storylines that barely make sense, plot hooks being dropped or appearing out of the blue and things being segmented harder than a robot centipede.

"I need someone... to show me my place..." S T A R RETURN TO THE KITCHEN W A R S LOL I'm dead!

@squarek123

3 жыл бұрын

They were basically asking for that joke

@travisadams6279

3 жыл бұрын

CHOP CHOP

@spider-man7482

2 жыл бұрын

@@travisadams6279 Theres a good girl

@godemperorletoatreidesii1318

2 жыл бұрын

@@squarek123 More like begging on their hands and knees

@doolittlecraftsmann302

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind a short about a Jedi chef.

I love how people, like Daisy, think that the argument of "I find the term Mary-sue sexist" is equivalent to 'checkmate.'

@davetyler6520

6 жыл бұрын

Dielan Island "I'm offended" "your racist" "your sexist" is the counterargument of people with no counterargument.

@Shakiahjprod

6 жыл бұрын

Daisy is as good as her acting. She got lucky to be in SW

@BlackKyurem5

6 жыл бұрын

How is Mary Sue a sexist term? It's not used at all in a sexist matter, its not used to discriminate against women. It's used for annoyingly perfect female characters, like how Gary Stus are used for annoyingly perfect male characters.

@berserkasaurusrex4233

6 жыл бұрын

Daisy: "I'm too stupid to know what a Mary-Sue is, and I'm going to call the huge number of fans that use the term a bunch of sexists, because I'm too also bad at marketing."

@berserkasaurusrex4233

6 жыл бұрын

Kylo Racist Name Wat? There's no truth in anything Daisy has said. Rey is the most Mary-Sue character since the original Mary-Sue, at least in a mainstream film series. She's just too dumb to know what the term means and too lazy to look it up on her phone.

Harrison Ford's near desperate hysteria to get his character killed off makes a lot more sense now. He saw it coming.

@dragonknightleader1

6 жыл бұрын

He probably has the Force in real life. His career has been really stellar despite his lack of soft skills.

@mr.fahrenheit2157

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, he hates Han Solo. He wanted him to die in Ep V

@SomeBF

6 жыл бұрын

Harrison Ford went to George Lucas during the filming of Episode VI and said how we thought it would be best if Han Solo died protecting Luke and Leia to show how far he’d come and how much he cared. George Lucas told him that dead characters don’t sell toys.

@0rnami

6 жыл бұрын

Just like how he predicted that Greedo would shoot him if he didn't shoot first.

@juckoosaurus

6 жыл бұрын

he has been playing the long con

Ngl Adam Driver and Mark feel like the only actors that are trying

@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni

2 жыл бұрын

Cmon Andy Serkis is giving it his all

@yooooo8600

2 жыл бұрын

@@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni Andy Serkis is always great

@blitzium709

2 жыл бұрын

@@yooooo8600 oh yeah I was so interested in his character. Then they killed him and ruined it

@TheTGOAC

Жыл бұрын

I really respect Adam Driver for being a real actor and not letting this one character define his career. It's nice seeing him just being known as Adam Driver and not Kylo.

@alfalldoot6715

2 ай бұрын

Yeah Adam definitely got out the best from these films, and by that I mean he never refers to them ever lol

Comparing fanfictions to the latest star wars movies is frankly insulting Fanfiction writers actually care about the source, and some of them actually have talent.

@seblorkhan2618

2 жыл бұрын

Ive read crack fics with better writing than this trilogy

@tanner201x8

2 жыл бұрын

@Anakin Skywalker CW If you think the billions of fanfics made are all terrible then you aren’t very smart

@phonepunk7888

2 жыл бұрын

Hard to imagine most fan fiction writers would allow Rey/Han to finish each other's sentences the way they do in TFA. That's hack writing.

@TheAnonymousIndividual

2 жыл бұрын

Fan-Fiction is cringe lol, it's written by desperate and lonely women wanting to self-insert themselves as the love interest of the main protagonist and/or a cope and justification for the awful writing of the movie, comic, game, etc. their fan-fiction is based off of. In reality, Rian 'Small Hat' Johnson giving a metaphorical middle finger to every single fan-fiction is HYSTERICAL and DESERVED. But still, Disney destroyed Star Wars beyond repair, I've been saying this since 2014 (a whole year before The Farce Engorges).

@tanner201x8

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAnonymousIndividual Sounds like someone only read the worst of the worst FanFiction and thinks that applies to every single piece of FanFiction ever written

Mark Hamill embodies us all.

@cantthinkofagoodname7923

6 жыл бұрын

AlternateHistoryHub hi

@ilietudor6878

6 жыл бұрын

Can you do a "what if the last jedi didn't suck"

@matcauthon9669

6 жыл бұрын

AlternateHistoryHub the hell are you doing here of all places on the internet?

@camnarwhal2463

6 жыл бұрын

What're you doing here

@chickenpox5434

6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit we got AHH here

I love how this trilogy has killed off Luke and Han, while their actors are still alive, and then they pulled the stupidest shit just to keep Leia alive, when her actress is dead It's almost like you don't have to pay a dead actor

@SpilcedJeans

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought about that. Disney doing some shady business

@nitroflux_o1040

4 жыл бұрын

It all makes sense

@chauncyraymond555

4 жыл бұрын

No you just have to pay a bunch of team leads and comp artists, editors and storyboard artists to make it work. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. GOD DAMN IT THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. That said... shit movie. hate the mary sue character and all the useless aimless characters floating about.

@theguywithsomething8634

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it would be a disservice to Carrie Fisher to let her character have a meaningless death when she has A) died in real life, and B) Leia has always been an important revolutionary character in universe. Like, I am aware it could have been done better, but it's obvious that when making episode 8 Leia wasn't supposed to die, and that when Carrie did die it was already far too late to try to rework the story to incorporate her death while making it one she deserved. Letting her die off screen is obviously out of the equation, so all they had left was her unused scenes from the previous two movies. Which they absolutely have to include somehow, and then she absolutely has to die in a way that honours who she is, but when all they have left are scenes which were never supposed to lead to her death... Basically, the movies were bad. Leia dying as she did was never part of the plan (largely because there was never actually a plan, but if there had been then her untimely death would have been a major blow), but because she did they really had to just try their best to make her major with what they had. I can't fault them for that. Now, how they handled Luke, Han and Chewbacca (who I still believe was treated the worst of the three), that is something worth complaining about.

@targitausrithux2320

4 жыл бұрын

Chauncy Raymond It’s probably still cheaper than to higher a living actor.... since you know..... you can make them do what ever you please, plus no issues with arguing over contract terms etc.... so yeah it’s probably cheaper for Disney to still use a dead character

Yes, the original trilogy changed directors but remember those guys were working with each other the entire time, there were all familiar with one another. They even co-wrote the script. They weren't too totally different people like JJ and Rian.

One of the counter-counter-arguments I like to use against being called a "sexist" for calling Rey a "Mary Sue," is Ahsoka Tano. Most of you reading this know who she is already, but for those who don't, she's another female protagonist in Star Wars, but unlike Rey, she's an extremely well-written character. She was powerful, yes, but she had many challenges and real character development.

@imadrifter

2 жыл бұрын

You don't need to argue with those people, Danny. They aren't worth your time

@adamduffield7782

2 жыл бұрын

And from the extended universe we also have master Shaak Ti, shes also a better written character than Rey, but that's not difficult to achieve

@timmythepinky9137

Жыл бұрын

Even then she has insane plot armour because Dave Filoni doesn't want his pet to die

@mattsterh7740

Жыл бұрын

@@timmythepinky9137 lol its star wars. Main cast always had plot armor.

@whynotdean8966

Жыл бұрын

@@mattsterh7740 Except for Luke. And Obi-wan. And Anakin. And Qui-gon. And Yoda. And Leia. And Kylo. And Han.

Phasma didn't get fired for turning off the shields on Starkiller Base because the First Order has a gender quota to fill.

@Draezeth

6 жыл бұрын

You fucking moron. Phasma was brought back because the fans were pissed she was just another Boba Fett and Disney wanted to try to fix that. Sure, it failed, and I'm not defending their handling of her, but get over your insecurities before commenting.

@DrShaym

6 жыл бұрын

Zalty It was a joke you dumbass.

@Draezeth

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, I see. In that case, I retract my statement. It's just hard to tell around here when people are serious with their criticisms or not.

@teristhesis7806

6 жыл бұрын

Zalty Emo much?

@Draezeth

6 жыл бұрын

Allen Whitaker Emo? Nah, just fed up.

I genuinely feel bad for mark hamill. Harrison ford wanted out, George Lucas sold the rights and Carrie fisher died but mark could have been in all the movies with Luke (or his children or relatives) being the center stage of the last trilogy. Mark had a vision and he seemed to be the only person left that had faith in the SW universe up until now. But now till his final breath, he's going to remember how a great story that began his career Destroyed because of politics and crappy writing.

@marcosrecio4062

6 жыл бұрын

Jujubeans hes still a SJW dumbass. Even after Disney raped his character

@DeathSithe92

6 жыл бұрын

how is he an sjw dumbass?

@marcosrecio4062

6 жыл бұрын

Malal he back tracked on everything he said, and supports the leftist shithole that is modern hollywood

@Wesleym134

5 жыл бұрын

@Marcos Recio Hollywood was never leftist to begin with, they are liberal capitalists that are using this whole Diversity nonsense as a distraction and a smoke screen to cover for their own incompetence and to protect their huge egos. Left and right don't mean anything in the present day. At least, the original definitions don't mean anything.Hollywood shills for coastal capitalists, who tend to be very 'progressive' on social issues. America's elites always had a sense of philanthropy for minorities as well. (Mostly since they make for really good lapdogs to use on mostly white workers.) Basically, cosmopolitanism and liberalism are part of the capitalist agenda. Even a bloated welfare state is part of it. (Have taxpayers absorb the costs of low wages.) It makes perfect sense that the same Hollywood that shills for immigrants and black people would somehow shill for drone-striking arabs and supporting capitalism.

@justafan9399

3 жыл бұрын

“So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.”

41:10 is just one of the best moments in KZread history: the tone of the voice, echo, pacing, etc. are the pure perfection. I can’t resist myself to rewatch this at lest 10 times a week

What was even more painful than seeing my childhood hero being character-murdered on the big screen like that, was the reaction of Mark Hamill. Of all the franchises they've burned down in the last decade or so, that broke my heart.

So sad Chewie was reduced to an intergalactic Uber driver in TLJ

@RanMouri82

5 жыл бұрын

And pathetic comic relief. Who cares about his relationships with major characters? Let him play with porgs.

@devynd6476

4 жыл бұрын

mojo jojo In the OT, Chewbacca was a: Valuable mechanic that repaired C3-PO Great warrior, that hijacked an AT-ST and saved the battle at the shield generator on Endor A second to Han Solo, that assisted him everywhere from flying the ship to fighting in the halls of the Death Star But yes, a big Teddy Bear.

@SomeRandomGuy-us1yb

4 жыл бұрын

@@devynd6476 Big Roosey bOI

@ventriloquistmagician4735

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@clarkkent4245

2 жыл бұрын

Oh God. U made my day🤣🤣🤣

_"I need someone...to show me my place."_ STAR WARS: RETURN TO THE KITCHEN I am rolling on the floor laughing

@reek4062

4 жыл бұрын

it's her natural place

@drdorito4242

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao same “THERE’S A GOOD GIRL”

@drifter2391

4 жыл бұрын

In other words... ROFL

@timy9197

4 жыл бұрын

Chop chop lol

@DrCruel

4 жыл бұрын

The Rebellion was doing much better until Princess Leia spend their whole budget on nose candy.

"these girls" *Shows Kirito* Ohhh E;R don't ever change

I loved the example that you gave, like Iroh sneaking into his nephew's room and making his face symmetrical is one of the best jokes and comparison I've heard by far, nearly killed me and yet it makes so much sense

Not to mention Fin and Rose left child slaves behind, while they were patting themselves on the back for temporarily freeing the horse dogs.

@Poisonedblade

6 жыл бұрын

I watched the movie on Blu-Ray. I laughed hard at the entire movie. I treated it like Sharknado and Rose was hilarious.

@VendettaAllan

6 жыл бұрын

An accurate representation of liberals and veganism.

@cashwat210

6 жыл бұрын

>Purple Haired feminist takes command of Republic forces >Treats respected Captain (that's a guy) like a child and fails to communicate the plan to him despite the fact he has proven his worth in battle > Proves just because she's a woman doesn't mean she gets to be a Mary Sue hero like Rey >Incompetence as a general costs her most of the resistance but at least has the decency to die for her failure >Asian protagonist dies crashing her vehicle. Hotter sister was more liked despite having far less screen time. >Space Nazis make a comeback from having their base destroyed and achieve a tactical victory at the end of the movie >Two most important characters that have died so far were the White guys Han & Luke and because of their absence everything goes to shit real quick. How is Rian Johnson that big of a SJW when he makes them lose in the end because of their incompetence?

@schwarzerritter5724

6 жыл бұрын

cookumms For bonus points: Who do you think needs to clean up the mess the animals made?

@ashleymartinsonforever3131

6 жыл бұрын

Yep. That part still makes me mad.. seriously? Why not free both the kids and the animals?

“For once, Rey isn’t related to anyone important” Rise of Skywalker: You sure about that?

@justamanwithsomesoup3352

3 жыл бұрын

Guess. Fucking. What. SHE. AINT. A. SKYWALKER

@speci4lforce

3 жыл бұрын

I know. I was referring to Palpatine

@6ixlxrd

3 жыл бұрын

@@justamanwithsomesoup3352 "Who are you?" "I'm Rey...Rey Skywalker."

@analopes312

3 жыл бұрын

But that was your fucking fault for being crybabies. Rey was supose to be no one in the original plan. And that would be perfect. But yall needed to cry like babies because the story is not following your delusional fanfic.

@soulfox32

3 жыл бұрын

@@analopes312 Huh? Delusional cry babies? Excuse me ma'am, but wanting good and consistent writing out of a character in a series that people love isn't being a fucking cry baby. Ryan went off the beaten path, JJ just looked at return of the jedi and said "Hey! Let's do that!" People are calling it out for how stupid it is but we're cry babies? People like you aren't fans of star wars. You only came into this Fandom to cause problems. The mandalorian has better written characters that are both male and female.

“This is not Hoth people. It is not Hoth. Anyways on Hoth…” - Mauler

Rian Round Head has the gun fire from the First Order ships arcing like fucking colonial era cannon balls. Clearly physics, like opening doors to the vacuum of space, isn't in his wheel house. No one will ever convince me this film isn't the very first draft written.

@sm2142

2 жыл бұрын

Rian doesn't have a wheel house. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have "the wheel", now that I think about it.

@tekkblade82

2 жыл бұрын

@@sm2142 Which is really odd since his head can be used as a spare tire.

To steal a quote from someone else: "It's good and original, but the good parts aren't original, and the original parts aren't good."

@biggiecheese726

3 жыл бұрын

GO AWAY NOW!

@triedandtooth

3 жыл бұрын

Damn... That wordsmithing though. 👌

@gamingunner128

3 жыл бұрын

Delta 118 huh?

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Good one!

@yanivgalmor1747

3 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing that in a video which one was it

Before anyone tries to argue with Mark Hamil's point about Jedi not giving up by pointing out that Obi-Wan and Yoda hid for twenty years, there's a big difference. Obi-Wan and Yoda knew there was nothing they could do after Palpatine and Vader destroyed the Jedi Order, so they decided to wait until _a new hope_ presented itself. Notice how Obi-Wan was ready to fly to Alderaan the very instant he saw Leia's message and even asked Luke to come with him, and how Yoda started testing Luke the moment they first met to see if he had the patience to learn to be a Jedi.

@sikid4000

6 жыл бұрын

Dr Shaym Exactly. I don't understand why people even try to make that easily debunkable argument.

@KaosNova2

6 жыл бұрын

Back then, Jedi Masters had to survive to actually train people fully. Yoda couldn't train Luke if he got killed first.

@franciscorafaelmontielpale7854

6 жыл бұрын

sikid4000 Because they are honestly stupid... I mean seriously people, every time you try to defend this movie it only shows how much ignorant and desperate you are. Just say you like it in a personal level, then you will only be attacked by assholes.

@Arkticus

6 жыл бұрын

Okay, so a character that in 3 other movies served as an optimistic protagonist, who in the last movie believing in a person that everyone else thinks is beyond hope and redemption puts himself in not merely mortal but potentially even worse peril for, is standing next to the bed of his nephew. The son of his dear sister and his best friend of many years. He glimpses a possible future with the Force. And this warm, kind, optimist that has been known to see the good in people you would think had none left, his first instict. IS TO KILL HIS NEPHEW! I'm fucking sorry, what! How was this character change established? What happened prior to this singular event that that was enough to push LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER TO ALMOST KILL HIS NEPHEW?! "This is Jake Skywalker, this isn't my Luke Skywalker" - Mark Hammil There are numerous ways that they could have tried to explain why Luke is in hiding, and they went with an option that utterly betrays the fans, the character and the Actor that has a passion for Star Wars. I suppose that is an achievemnt indeed.

@franciscorafaelmontielpale7854

6 жыл бұрын

Oh if he went to hiding because of shame that would have been ideal, but that is not what happened now is it, he specifically said he went there to fucking DIE... Besides this is Luke fucking Skywalker, he would rather have a conversation with Ben rather than kill him, not to mention he did it in the most cowardly way possible: While the kid was asleep and Luke was literary going to staved him in the back! You honestly believe that a man like Luke who could see the good inside the most evil creature in the universe being Darth Vader, who was more of a Hitler than bitch Ren there Vader literary killed billions, flooding villages, killing people in hospitals and using the Death Star to wipe out Alderaan.And despite all of that Luke saw the good in him and went out of his way to save his father even if it mean giving up his own life...Not to mention that this is his nephew, his sister and best friend son... Luke cares more about family than anything else... Do honestly believe that he will betray that thing about his character. Besides you said it yourself you are desperate to like this movie... Look sorry but this movie is undefeandable from a professional storytelling point of view, from a Star Wars point of View, and from a movie point of view... You literally have not argument to defend this shitty movie than with your emotional opinions, just like the rest of people who defend this movie... Hey if you like in a personal level, that is fine to each their own taste... But do not come to defend it, you will only suffer and differ until you basically start attacking anyone and act like a cage animal. So....Fuck off will ya!

That’s so insanely shitty to hear that Mark signed on thinking Lucas was going to be in charge and George just let him (and probably everybody else) believe that until he got his payday What a dillweed

54:00 I used to watch Cosmonaut. Until they made that Jojo video where I realized they actually had zero clue about what they were talking about. Then you go back and look at their other videos more critically and realize. Oh wow, they NEVER knew what they were talking about. Why did I like this?

@Kaosxca

2 жыл бұрын

If you just turn your brain off and pay attention to the childish rants and its just mindless entertainment

@deadliestvice5356

2 жыл бұрын

T H E Y

So, kill off a character who's actor is still alive while keeping a character whose actor has died......wtf?

@christopherregan1654

5 жыл бұрын

Well, Leia is a woman, and Han and Luke were men, so therefore to serve the Feminazi agenda, both of them had to die. Also, Leia is General Leia now, not Princess Leia, and was the sole head of the Rebellion, while Han and Luke were deadbeat losers who died alone and broken. It's ok, she did just fine without them anyway. She's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man!

@peposo7

5 жыл бұрын

Carrie Fisher died after the movie product was finished. Unexpected.

@isodoublet

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, CGI Carrie Fisher will never leave us.

@thedon7082

5 жыл бұрын

Chronocide to be fair, Carrie Fisher died AFTER this movie was filmed. they had no way of knowing she would die. as far as they knew, she would have been there for episode IX.

@nicholasleclerc1583

5 жыл бұрын

Chronocide Because Carie Fisher is a woman

RIP Admiral Ackbar who was instantly substituted by some pink haired woman who couldn't come up with a plan, at least Ackbar knew it was a trap Edit: I didn't know i'd get over 500 likes, thanks guys!

@dasshaker2372

5 жыл бұрын

Until a month ago I never knew that it was Admiral Ackbar in either of these two movies... No dialogue or even a good shot at a name tag on a uniform to reveal it, at least not that I noticed... I'll have to watch TFA again I guess. In TLJ he was just referred to as "Admiral" by Leia before they were spaced.

@TheSenate6666

5 жыл бұрын

@@dasshaker2372 They do mention it for like 5 seconds, after Leia force flies her way into the ship, they say something like "The whole command including Admiral Ackbar were killed", if i remember correctly

@dasshaker2372

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheSenate6666 You're right. I had to check a minute ago, it's just before they introduce the incompetent Admiral. He deserved better.

@electricboxers9043

5 жыл бұрын

Feshiylife Luke already flew a T-16, which was very similar in controls to an X Wing, and he already has experience flying and shooting small targets like the Death Star hole back in Tatooine. I'd give in to the notion that the Rebellion had no reason to employ him, but my guess was that they were short on pilots and needed every man they could get their hands on. Plus, he already had saved Princess Leia, so she porbably had a hand in allowing the Rebels to trust and take in Luke.

@rolandfeussner1892

5 жыл бұрын

@Feshiylife "if people in movies acted logically they would be boring" Are you rian Johnson?

Imagine hiring a "Martial Arts Master" to teach someone how to swing a lightsaber like a 10 year old with a baseball bat.

"People assume i'm Raysist, i'm not" LOL

rip star trek

@T_5N1P3R

6 жыл бұрын

Fab what u doing here? Aint your discord good enut yet? (You shall never find me)

@thedoruk6324

6 жыл бұрын

F A B StarTrek is; at least; *endurable*

@felipearellano2811

6 жыл бұрын

STD?

@ahatt96

6 жыл бұрын

The DORUK Star Trek is communist propaganda.

@pianoif

6 жыл бұрын

The DORUK the last jedi is too. Just not for you and some other people. The internet can’t be happy with what they have because they have to fuck up good stuff. The reason the og trilogy was good was because the story and how there was no internet to fuck it over.

I feel sorry for Mark Hamil, he puts a lot of heart into the things he does because he knows he can make a lot of people happy with it. And now he had to work on a project that does the exact opposite and he had to call that the "new generation".

@Spokker

5 жыл бұрын

XFanmarX they had no plan. At least bearded fat boy thought about his trilogy arc on the toilet more than once.

@Monty2289

5 жыл бұрын

If his twitter is anything to go by he's completely capitulated to this idea even if deep down he doesn't want to. I'm convinced his character was bastarized along with Han to make way for the new heroes which going by the main movies and Rogue One it's strong female protagonists

@WreckItRolfe

5 жыл бұрын

I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't a cunt

@theguybehindyou4762

5 жыл бұрын

Said new generation consists of manly women and soy boys.

@koatam

5 жыл бұрын

If the series is going to implode, may as well get paid. It's dead now. The past is dead and the future is dead. The story is trapped.

I like the fact holdo refuses to tell poe about the plan that he has to mutiny before she finally tells him . But she MUST of told either Rose or finn before they left the ship as how else would of stuttery hacker know about the plan to be able to tell the 1st order ?

Seeing the pirated version used for clips is just pure art. Amazing video.

You can literally see the hatred Mark has for this film in his eyes.

@dmc1673

6 жыл бұрын

+NOT Charmander a bit of a odd thing I noticed but Mark Hamill's older appearance looks like slavoj zizek. ;_;

@fightingmedialounge519

6 жыл бұрын

Or like E;R said, the guy is just tired.

When the actor understands his character better than the directer and writer. You know they are truly "one in 3,720."

@TheCommentor-

3 жыл бұрын

Twinkle toes

@Therizinosaurus

3 жыл бұрын

Mark prefered George Lucas to make the movie with, than anyone else. This shows how George knows his own franchise better than anyone else (duh). Yet people hate George for the prequel, because these so-called fans think they know the Star Wars franchise better than the very man who created the Star Wars universe himself. They think they know how a Star Wars movie should be, suddenly become a Star Wars expert. I said go eat those di$ney sequel turd.

@brosephnoonan223

3 жыл бұрын

@@Therizinosaurus George Lucas is also the man who wanted the next films to be about the gang being shrunk down to go into Luke's body and fight some virus. He's also the man who greenlit the Clone Wars tv series, which was about 60% meaningless filler, 25% actual garbage, and 15% gold. He's also the man who caused several promising star wars game projects to be delayed with his executive meddling - yet was 100% behind Star Wars Kinect... I get that sucking off George Lucas is 'hip' with folks now that the mouse is parading the corpse of star wars around, but Ol' Daddy Georgie is full of equally stupid ideas for his franchise, as well as equally capable of snuffing out good ideas for it.

@Therizinosaurus

3 жыл бұрын

@@brosephnoonan223 Except that he does not make any of those shits you mentioned. George Lucas to Star Wars is like JK Rowling to Harry Potter. You cannot protest, its his creation. What makes you think you are the only qualified Star Wars expert who knows how to make a SW movie than the man who created the universe himself??????

@paperjoker9391

3 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here my man yowlife

"Uncle Iroh making Zukos face symetrical" has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

2:45 the subtle silence speaks and then mark hamill just aaid its the longest is the funniest sh*t

I disagree that Katniss is a mary sue because of her bowmanship. She is most definitely one due to having 2 guys swooning over her while having the personality of a cartboard

@grahamlawson402

4 жыл бұрын

Very true; a bland or indiscernible personality is definitely one of the most common traits of a Mary Sue. However, Katniss also comes across as a Mary Sue due to her apparent lack of motivation for winning the Hunger Games, aside of course from saving her little sister's life. There's also the fact that she is almost instantly trusted and admired by everyone she meets. Not to mention how Katniss becomes this pure and incorruptible symbol of hope, love, and rebellion against the totalitarian government of her world after winning only one tournament and doing almost nothing to justify that kind of notoriety.

@colers2366

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the books portray her a tad better in this; in the books the author actually makes clear that Katniss is deeply manipulative, cold and oppertunistic. Her inner thoughts actually give her a lot of depth and make clear that she is entirely out for herself and actually thinks things through a lot, and often thinks on the repercussions her murders have. But that still doesn't change that her outward personality is, in both the books and the movies, fucking cardboard.

@tabithaprovan957

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but she looks like Jennifer Lawrence. In a dingy post-apocalyptic hellhole, I'm surprised the entire district didn't want to date her.

@itspienoon7883

4 жыл бұрын

@@colers2366 I honestly hated her personality in the book. In the movie she's tolerable but in the book her cold attitude of not being able to make friends and her manipulating Gale to run away with him, lying to Peeta; it just comes off as a bitch to me.

@goosegirl941

4 жыл бұрын

ur meme savior is here that’s what made her interesting, I kind of liked that our hero was a manipulative bitch. So much more realistic. Def not a Mary Sue

Mark Hamill shitting on those Disney abominations is the best.

@nothingforgrantedPS23

5 жыл бұрын

Totally agree, Han and Alex are/were dicks. Mark has always been my favorite on and off screen. RIP Carrie Fisher, another gem.

@Deadly_Nightkid

5 жыл бұрын

He is one of the first true fans.

@user-iy5nb3zn2u

2 ай бұрын

​@@Deadly_NightkidYou're an idiot.

Thank God, I accidentally stumbled upon this masterpiece. I haven't laughed so much already for a long time. I'm glad that, besides me, someone else noticed the purest propaganda in the disney trilogy. This was the main purpose of the company, and of course the money.

when an actor who knows his character for over 50 years and has worked with the man who invented this whole universe tells u:" I fundamentally disagree with virtually everything youve done with my character" then u got something wrong buddy

@dasuero7489

2 жыл бұрын

Prince Zuko *_That's rough, buddy._*

Rose sexually assualted Finn

@macanaeh

5 жыл бұрын

Sexual assualt finned Rose *wink-wink*

@Sorakeyblademaster37

5 жыл бұрын

His look of horror when that fat, ugly, stupid bitch smooched him after getting all their friends killed.

@pnp072000

5 жыл бұрын

@Xenovista This girl that I was trying to get at last month in University told me that only men are able to rape, and that women can't rape men or other women. I immediately lost interest in her and didn't ask her on a second date, not that she would say yes after my response to that lol.

@gottesurteil3201

5 жыл бұрын

The Crystal Gems would be proud.

@WorldWalker128

5 жыл бұрын

@@pnp072000Good for you. She's clearly either delusional, stupid, or both.

why no one ever adress the fact that rose totaly sexualy assaulted finn? XD

@elgatochurro

5 жыл бұрын

Legit when women do it "you're supposed to like it" or "you KNOW you like it". I've had women even turn into stalkers before... even stalk my friends and social circles or places I've hung out, just appearing every fucking goddamn where... one that was a wiccan (witch religion) even built a shrine for me she said... Yet yknow as a guy its creepy and unnerving for you to just... exist

@jangofett4547

5 жыл бұрын

cuz she lives in recruit difficulty

@iLikeToColor69

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares about men

@pathetic2399

5 жыл бұрын

Because of double standards and normalized misandry

@bryanm9403

5 жыл бұрын

@@elgatochurro You are a Yandere magnet. Good luck with that, things could potentially get very complicated, & bloody messy (no pun intended) in your future. Best advice, tell the yandere if she really loves you she must prove her eternal love by offing only herself, & no one else.

30:54 ‘That’s the boy’s name, Rose.’

So much pain in Mark's voice when he talks about TLJ oh no

it's really sad to see that Mark Hammil genuinely cared about starwars, the concept of the jedi, and his character- and yet everything he said was pushed aside

@hans-ulrickalbright4867

3 жыл бұрын

It's an encapsulation of this movie: The actor who played and developed through a character for at least three years hates how his character is treated. The people who grew up with and loved that character hate it too. And they are both surrounded by garbage.

@brianii5809

3 жыл бұрын

@@hans-ulrickalbright4867 You could say the same thing for European culture

@hans-ulrickalbright4867

3 жыл бұрын

Brian II Don't let Dark Lizard Goddess Merkel catch you saying that.

@coinneachXO

3 жыл бұрын

How would you react when someone takes the character that you played, cared for and were identified with and makes him a dumb bitch? Sequels should be known as The Tragedy of Mark Hamil.

@thinkwithurdipstick

3 жыл бұрын

Hans-Ulrich Rudel bruh, the first one came out in 77 and the last one came out in 83. Make that more like 7 years if you account for all of the production, but he’s pretty much been synonymous with the character Luke Skywalker ever since. It was his crowning achievement, his biggest role, it’s been a huge part of his life for over 40 years and Rian just ripped ass all over it. What sucks is Hamill is legitimately the nicest guy, it’s a shame anyone ever thought to do this to him or that people sat around and watched it happen

2:47 Random asker: “How is this movie any different from the others ?” ... ... .. Mark Hamil (Luke): “It’s longer.” 😂🤣😂😂🤣👏👏😭😭👏🤣😂

@83Porsche982Sforsale

5 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Leclerc ha! That was funny! Love Hamill in all his interviews. He tows the line but slips in jibes where appropriate. He knows we still love him

@nicholasleclerc1583

5 жыл бұрын

@Not, Not Sure Good, GOD ! I've never received so many likes in all my life ! 11 is not a lot for some, but for me, it is ! Edit : HOLY SHIT 641 LIKES !!!!! 2nd Edit : *_HOLY SHIT 768 LIKES !!!!!!_*

@johngrimm1103

5 жыл бұрын

@joseph watson When he signed on for the movies, Lukas was still in charge, then he sold the Star Wars and Hamill along with it. He was under contract, only way out is to break it, and you DO NOT break contracts in the US of A or anywhere else, there is no higher crime in the eyes of the corporate LAW!

@Leonardo-wz6oi

5 жыл бұрын

Bet he wanted to say "it sucks"

@metalmugen

5 жыл бұрын

@joseph watson According to some leaks the whole GB 2016 thing was because Sony hijacked the project from Reitman's hands and gave it to Feig and because legal bullshit the original actors where obligated to be in it and kinda shill the movie. Pretty obvious if you see Ackroyd before and right after the film released

Without a doubt, that clip of the cast being asked “what’s DIFFERENT, about this Star Wars movie?” and all of them falling completely silent only for Hamill to chime in with “it’s LONGER” has got to be the funniest shit ever…

Wow! It only took Daisy Ridley 90 minutes to learn how to swing a light saber at a rock like a spastic toddler? Edit: and please stop calling them “laser swords”! Luke would never have called it that and having him do it goes to show how little they Misunderstood his character.

@joeyweed5399

2 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he said it as a joke

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

2 жыл бұрын

he said it as a joke to insult Ray's idea of him coming back

@airsoftreaper99

Жыл бұрын

George Lucas has been calling them laser swords since the 70s

@attentiondeficitsquirrel7660

Жыл бұрын

@@airsoftreaper99 yes, George Lucas has. Not people in the Star Wars universe. Luke would never call it that.

"If we let our enemies kill us, we win" - Rice, 2017

@apricotmadness4850

5 жыл бұрын

“Rice” Lol 😂

@ravenwhiteduck3158

5 жыл бұрын

*rose

@lettucekisses

5 жыл бұрын

Raven Whiteduck *rice

Mark Hamill: “Jedi don’t give up, Jedi don’t run away.” Morons: “Uh.... Yoda and Ohbee One?” Literally anyone with four or more brain cells: “Oh, you mean the masters who went into hiding to preserve their knowledge from the all-encompassing empire while they waited for their only two hopes to grow up and be ready to learn, at which point they both came out of hiding to fight again?”

@good__person

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much the Lore explain that surviving Jedi went exile because the Empire literally hunt them.

@eldenlean5221

4 жыл бұрын

@Heavy Metal Collector the first order is so fucking wierd and nonsensical its hard to understand how the people who wrote this shit could legitimately give less of a fuck about what they are writing lmao. Its goes from fringe rebel group trying to rebuild a long dead empire from the ashes, to dwarfing the now dominant republic so fast its imposible not to ask, how tf where they ever a fringe group if they dominated the entire republic for no good reason in a matter of seconds. Deadass even when they lost all their army, recources and their strongest weapons they still body the republic. Luke knew snoke was not only a sith lord, but actively trying to seduce his young hunky nephew; did he not care that there was a creepy old alien man trying to rebuild an empire by luring in his young aprentices with space candy?Wtf.

@GigaChadh976

4 жыл бұрын

*Obi Wan

@SchneeflockeMonsoon

4 жыл бұрын

Francis Board Coppola “Yes, I know.” I was trying to make a point by purposefully misspelling.

@MaxLoafin

4 жыл бұрын

@@GigaChadh976 Perceptive one are we? Lol. You see the words but fail to grasp the meaning. Context is important, always.

Oh my god. I am WAAYYY too late finding your channel. I love your attitude and the execution on your videos. You crack me up.

@MrJonathanshammer

3 жыл бұрын

He is one of the best

I'm already nostalgic for this era of youtube... thise were the days

"The fight against the elite guards was fun." *Shadiversity screaming intensifies*

@miguelmontenegro3520

3 жыл бұрын

Give him a break, not everyone knows about this stuff 😂 although the fight scene was insulting after the prequels gave us those treasures.

@Mordoras1379

3 жыл бұрын

@@miguelmontenegro3520 ah yes spinning is a good trick

@miguelmontenegro3520

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mordoras1379 Did you want a boy to pilot like an airforce officer?

@Mordoras1379

3 жыл бұрын

@@miguelmontenegro3520 I'm talking about the crappy over choreographed lightsaber fights And anakin should be dead not destroy a whole lucrehulk

@philipseitz95

3 жыл бұрын

That was the worst fight I’ve seen in years. Perhaps it’s because I like actual Kung fu movies.

How is it different? Its longer... Mark Hamil is a fucking legend!

@sportyeight7769

5 жыл бұрын

i lost it when he said it for the second time.

@Tegelane5

5 жыл бұрын

It's something what Divine Rod would say :/

@nicholasleclerc1583

5 жыл бұрын

It’s longer ? “ *No..... no, that’s im..POssible !!! Noooo !!!* * wincing in pain *”

@theguybehindyou4762

5 жыл бұрын

He trolled Rian and Disney perfectly.

Luke: **has known Chewie for extremely long and been friends with him since he was young** Chewie: (to Luke) You are coming with me! Rey: hE sAiD tHaT yOuR cOmInG wItH uS Luke: *I dont remember askin you a goddamn thing!*

It is now confirmed that Rey was Kathleen Kennedy's self insert character... I already knew this.

Chewie: You're coming with us Rey: He says you're coming with us Chewie: b**CH HE HEARD ME Gold XD

47:51 "The choreography is fine, creative." Shadiversity: Lemme stop ya right there.

@mr.mcthicc1073

4 жыл бұрын

Shadiversity just completely annihilated that choreography

@oOclonOo

4 жыл бұрын

Or every one with eyes

@quplet

4 жыл бұрын

E;R did say on Twitter that he regrets saying that.

@2ndairborneguy790

4 жыл бұрын

@@quplet even a black neonazi like e;r can change

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

Shadiversity: *laughter* you dumb bitch (meme, if I need to point that out)

Of course it's absurd that all those Republic planets are so close to each other they can all be visible in one shot, but I also want to point out that the rubble flying away from their explosions is all SO fast that it would be pushing near to the speed of light.

This aged like fine wine.

"You have no place in this story. You're nothing... But not to me" *muh-rey-SPLOOSH*

@zimriel

6 жыл бұрын

+B T like... :puts on sunglasses:... 'Me And Michael'

"where da white woman at?" im dying

@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773

6 жыл бұрын

David Rosas Ikr! :)

@christopherregan1654

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, he thirsty!

That’s straw Manning bit you had was quite literally the opinion that my father has whenever I try to express my dissatisfaction with Star Wars AND IT'S EVEN MORE INFURIATING

Only just discovered your channel been watching your videos all night. Absolutely cracking up 🤣🤣

"Luke takes Rey aside and reads her a Reddit post about how the Jedi are actually the bad guys." Geniusly accurate description.

@doolittlecraftsmann302

2 жыл бұрын

How do I find this reddit post? I love this shit, (good guys being the bad guys) and have to read it.

@SpaceGoat3126

Жыл бұрын

@@doolittlecraftsmann302 I mean there are plenty of videos and posts kind of going devil’s advocate for the sith and trashing the Jedi for a while.

@ironwraith852

Жыл бұрын

@@doolittlecraftsmann302 Going on about how villains were right, they always are.

@olotocolo

Жыл бұрын

Well they are definitely not the good guys. Rather manipulative, power hungry cult strong arming the biggest coalition in galaxy. Still better than sith of course. And in many ways... right about stuff. In others blind as a bat or straight up counter-productive.

@looinrims

11 ай бұрын

You love those ACKTUALLY morons who just want the fake internet points to feel validated and ‘intelligent’

Pft. Who needs supplies, allies weapons, training, stable command structure, and morale when you have *P L O T A R M O R*

I wonder how many flies she ate during production.

@lutherburgsvik6849

Жыл бұрын

Lots of unzipped ones...?

"I need someone to show me my place in all of this." -Every fan who watched the sequels, wondering WTF is going on