Star Wars Rap Battle Ep. 6 - Han Solo vs Princess Leia
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Song on iTunes: (Link coming soon)
Thanks for being so patient! Love my fans.
Rap Song recorded at Sapphire Studios by Andrew Pulley
sapphirerecordingstudios.com/
Filmed at AudioWest studio:
www.audiowestmusic.com/
Creator/Director: Keith Allen
Writers: Scott Knopf & Keith Allen
DP: Patrick Hayes
PA: Emily Bean, Elisha Thompson
Leia: Shae Robins
Solo: Keith Allen
Vader: Dallen Jensen
Vader Voice: Riley Workman
A MASSIVE thank you to all the extras that came out to help!
LYRICS:
[NOTE: Han's lines are regular, Leia's line are in italics]
Been on my grind, spittin my rhymes, spending my time at home and flying
Splitting my life, work and wife, getting paid is not a crime
Crew was Chewie, never cheated always beefin’, getting heated
Not gonna listen to what I’m sayin’, look down and read it (points at subtitles)
Me never listen? You need to fix up your fiction
I don’t need female intuition to see all your disses missin’
See, I’m not that type of Mrs., these days our kisses are distant
I know about those “missions” when you and Lando “go fishin’”
Oh, now I can’t have friends? That’s how it’s gonna be?
Don’t act like you and your Rebel buddies haven’t been makin fun of me
I’m just a simple pilot, trying to provide, it isn’t easy
I need some time to unwind cuz your whole family’s crazy
Leave my family out of it, you’re sounding like a tool
Now you really crossed the line, you’re just trying to be cruel
You wanna be a bad boy? Well, how’s this for cool?
You’re an orphan from Corellia who never finished school
Low, Leia…you want a fight, well, I’m the wrong one
You married me to make Luke jealous…that’s the long con
Pining for your brother but your brother was long gone
Forget your kiss…Luke’s had hotter nights in a Taun-Taun
Incest, Solo? You really must be mad at me
You’re an orphan…you don’t know your family
And you’ve been seeing women from across the universe
So yeah, I kissed my brother once but you’ve probably done something worse
Haha, funny, honey, you can’t get a man to stay.
When your brother’s back from Ach-To, I won’t get in your way.
‘Cause your family’s nasty and trashy and right when I blast off
You’re probably kissing Vader with the mask off
But truth be told, your father hates you in the worst way
Your dad probably hated Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Avoided holidays and wouldn’t celebrate your birthday
He built a whole moon just to blow up your birthplace
You had a son who dearly missed you, now you’re talking daddy issues?
All he wanted to do was hug and kiss you, now he’s gonna kill you
Ben will leave you dead, bleeding red, ain’t no tellin’ when
Couldn’t pick up a phone or pen, so if you love him you tell him then
That’s one way to look at it, I hope it makes you happy
You know just as well as I do that Ben was raised by a nanny
You weren’t scrubbing floors, doing chores, you were fighting freakin’ wars
Totally commendable but half that freak is yours
Wasn’t Mother of the Year, but your story’s got no cred
‘Cause early on, Solo, you split like Snoke’s head.
You left me with Ben, so your skills were purely seminal
But even as a single mom I made General.
PTA, went to every game, saw him off for every date
Sitting front row at each and every school play
Hold on…hold on…none of that is true
Well, maybe not, but I did more than you
Well, now we got a problem ‘cause our spawn is the pantheon
Of evil dudes with evil crews, he’s in the upper echelon
You think that I don’t know that? Don’t you try to change the subject
Let me handle all the parenting, just stick to witty comebacks
I can arrange that, but face facts, our child wears a face mask
Maybe we can visit him, surprise him, he’ll hate that
We should go to counseling, we’ll go in as a family
Our son is Kylo Ren, we’re way past therapy
No morning sickness but my baby boy’s making me throw up
I’m about to load up, show up, and go show him who’s the grown-up
Time to own up or get blown up, you and me about to roll up
What? (PAUSE) I just can’t believe we broke up
Now you go don’t start that crap. I like it when you talk like that.
This isn’t over, need some closure, we’ll wrap up right when we’re back
I didn’t mean that thing I said. Han, it’s time to go.
But Leia…I love you. (Ugh) I know.
Пікірлер: 1 100
Love how Vader didn't stay in the middle like other battles, he stayed behind Leia as if he was supporting her.
@IceAlvaro13
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, she is his daughter.
Han: "I need some time to unwind, you whole family is crazy" Vader: *Throws up hands* Lmao, it's like Vader was saying "Bruh, just why?"
@Yur2woo
4 жыл бұрын
Bobby Simpson just force joke em
@joyax26
3 жыл бұрын
also han you kissed vader with his mask off xDdd
@anonanon4307
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you. I think Vader was ACTUALLY supporting Leia
Han: Leia I love you Leia: ugh I know Just perfect really made me laugh
For everyone saying “Anakin vs obi-wan” Bro, anakin will be burned again
@amjadali208
3 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣🤣🤣
@fig2110
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I win always
@fig2110
3 жыл бұрын
When I I have the high ground
@Unknownrandomdude
3 жыл бұрын
@@fig2110 General Kenobi!
@tas_pap7259
3 жыл бұрын
Do anakin vs obi wan
These guys... where's the divorce papers lmao
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
Seriously... SO many issues
@kottayami5391
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV oh my god you replied... I need to say, I love your raps and they help me as I develop my multiplayer game.
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
Sweet! Thanks for watching! You're awesome :)
Han: Our son is Kylo Ren, we're way past therapy Ben: 😢
STORMTROOPER vs CLONE TROOPER like if you agree
@davidcharlett4908
5 жыл бұрын
for the clone use captain rex
@noorkaddoura163
5 жыл бұрын
THE CLONES WOULD DESTROY THE STORMTROOPERS
@davidcharlett4908
5 жыл бұрын
yeah the clones know how to aim for shooting
@iamReddington
5 жыл бұрын
@Super Girl lmao no, not even close.
@reyniknamyrion3557
4 жыл бұрын
@@iamReddington Stormtrooper: "You a fake-ass clone, thought Lord Vader was your dude? I'm about to crush ya right under my boot!" Clone: "You inferior wannabe, this whole battle is moot, 'cuz with one line I end it - at least I can fuckin' shoot!"
I just found this channel and it looks like this was the most recent video. I really hope they are making new stuff soon. Very much enjoyed the video, and hope to see more! :)
@dshane8731
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes xd
@delfinasuarez2849
2 жыл бұрын
@@dshane8731 That’s what Leia said she was doing with Boba interesting what does this 69 stand for
Divorce in the Force
@joshthepleb1156
4 жыл бұрын
may divorce be with you?
@willowtheavocado7735
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshthepleb1156 OMG LMAO
You should do one with anakin skywalker vs padme
@girlchat2403
7 жыл бұрын
Any one else agree 😇
@marcusmoreno8223
7 жыл бұрын
yep i love that!
@journeythroughpages
7 жыл бұрын
Marianna Cereceres love the idea
@girlchat2403
7 жыл бұрын
BFF Mix Up thank you😀
@Ahmad75_
7 жыл бұрын
damn ! thats a good one
Anakin Skywalker vs Kylo Ren?
@anakinskywalker5935
5 жыл бұрын
Nick Reyes NO
@KaySkywalker
5 жыл бұрын
@@anakinskywalker5935 it would be fun
@cherylporter5570
5 жыл бұрын
anakin i am with him it should be you vs obi wan and yes
@theshipper1162
5 жыл бұрын
Granpa vs. Grandson?
@kylerwright3341
5 жыл бұрын
They don’t really have a connection
Do one where it's Vader and Leia vs Padmé and Luke
@catfish1616
5 жыл бұрын
Yes !!!
@CraigsPizzaYT
2 жыл бұрын
That would be very interesting.
R.I.P Carrie, you will be missed😢😭😿🙀💓
@secretsecret7268
4 жыл бұрын
May she rest in the force
"I KNOW ABOUT THOSE MISSIONS WHERE YOU AND LANDO "GO FISHIN'" MY HANDS FLEW OVER MY MOUTH OH MY GOD WHO WRITES THESE
More Yay!! can't stop listening to Obi-Wan and Palpatine. keep it up, 😊
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@dimitrisdimitriadis4913
7 жыл бұрын
MrsPiggy G I loved how Obi Wan spent like the entire verse working on a single burn :D
@mark0yo874
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV plz More Obi-Wan
@struggleskywalker1025
7 жыл бұрын
MrsPiggy G Like or reply to this comment if you think the next one should be Obi-Wan VS Darth Vader
@kendricksindt6414
7 жыл бұрын
MrsPiggy G no lets do Obi-Wan vs Darth Mall
Next Yoda?? lol can't wait for more. 😉
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
YODA WOULD BE SO FUN!
@LennY-
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV Yoda vs Dooku perhaps?
@zachmeister1645
7 жыл бұрын
do youda vs kyle ren
@getnoscope3417
6 жыл бұрын
Yoda rapping will be so mess up
@mohammedabdulaziz1925
6 жыл бұрын
Get Noscope Yoda: Last fight you remember? back in December, backwards i speak, and tell me please, why you look like cheese.
Oh my gosh, this was all kinds of perfect. I can't choose who won, they both did! XD. Oh and get well soon :). being sick suuuuuuuuuucks.
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
IT'S THE WORST! :( But thanks. :)
@gamecrazy1153
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV get well soon 👍👍 stay strong💪💪
no hug at the end? Although would have loved a surprise third battler (Kylo Ren that is)
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
THAT would've been fun. I need to do one with Kylo
@struggleskywalker1025
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV Kylo vs Vader
@AlexanderAzarov
5 жыл бұрын
@@KFaceTV Well? We're waiting! :D
@RustySportsNetwork
4 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV and you did
Me vs. Emperor! like if u want that!
@potatman1775
4 жыл бұрын
You vs anakin?
@mrmariposa7734
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh you couldn't even beat an arthritic tin man you got no shot against that class of rapper 😜 just let obi wan take care of it
@theperfectbusiness8903
4 жыл бұрын
luke, be careful
I feel like this rap battle turned into a rap argument
'We have alot of stuff coming' 2 years later...
@RipLad3
5 жыл бұрын
...
@swindle6644
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@royalelite2996
5 жыл бұрын
Right
@captaincontrarian2334
5 жыл бұрын
mate i believe theyll come back eventually
@alexanderdejesus4986
5 жыл бұрын
@@captaincontrarian2334 hahaha thought you were responding to a different comment XD was gonna be like yeah I dont think shes is ever coming back :(
Now I'm curious... Did Darth Sidious die on take your son to work day?
That's got to be the best marriage counselling I've ever seen.
@shuckan
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, agreed!
DO C3PO VS K2SO!!!
@sergioizherexd9970
7 жыл бұрын
NaCI & Adolescent Young Adult YEAH DO IT
@TheMrPeteChannel
7 жыл бұрын
NaCI & Adolescent Young Adult K2 is 2 expensive 2 do.
Love these rap battles keep it up!
Great! Keep it up!
This is so awesome. So excited for more!
Wonderful job as for all the other battles! Loved Slaya's flow. Keep it up!
Rey vs kylo ren
I had a bad day and seeing that "we love you carrie" thing at the end made me smile and tear up. Thank you
You guys are awesome!
The two MCs in this rap battle are the freaking bomb y'all did a really good job I give you a standing ovation May the force be with you and thank you for the entertainment
damn! that was perfect! i love how u incorporated all their movie lines n also flipped the script on the "i love u/i know" moment. that was perfect. did u read that article "we need to talk about Kylo"? cuz i just read that the other week n it was fucking great. n i sensed some very similar themes n ideas around that rap battle as the article. anyway if u didn't u should read it, it's phenomenal.
Anakin Skywalker vs. Darth Vader
So clean! *LOVE* it!
Just now seeing this. Nice battle. Touching tribute.
Been a year you have not done anything!
Tag team battle. Emperor Palpatine & Darth Vader vs. Supreme Leader Snoke & Kylo Ren
These are the hardest MCs in the universe. You guys did an outstanding job on this
This is so far my favorite episode!
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! 😭😍❤
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
AND I LOVE YOU
@kate5951
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV ugh, I know
Padmé vs mon mothma my man!!! Battle of the senators!!! Throw in some prequels
Damn,you need to do more vids,this is just BEYOND awesome!!This is the best,followed by palpabeat vs obi1 :D Frikkin amazing!
You HAVE TO MAKE MORE I LOOOVE THESE RAP BATTLE I MEMORIZED ALL THE LINES FROM EVERY VID
“Qui Gon Gym vs Ben Swolo” when
@willowtheavocado7735
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Ben Swolo
MORE BATTLES PLEASE !!!!
@wulfric_8910
5 жыл бұрын
The heart means something is coming :o 😍
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!! love your work btw
That end though! Kick ass job as always!
as soon i saw the notification i clicked
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
That's what I like to hear! :D
@izaakgoyal3878
7 жыл бұрын
same here
@Ahmad75_
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV u got all the support ! keep it up man ! better rap battles than erb
@Ahmad75_
7 жыл бұрын
Izaak Goyal dude they r just too good
@izaakgoyal3878
7 жыл бұрын
ahmad abalkhail I totally agree
L: we can go to counselling as family H: our son is kylo ren. We are way past therapy. *camera focus on Kylo's face.
Thanks you guys for this huge comeback this is amazing hope to see more like palpatine vs obiwan 👌
These videos are the best!
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! You're the best!
I can imagine this is what Han and leia did when they were together.
YASSSS! THE RETURN OF KFaceTV! Celebrate!!!!
Awesome This is my favorite one !!!!!!!
Love it ! Just afraid it's gonna be another year until the next one
FIRST! Yessssssss
@GunPr0Gaming
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV xD
@AngelRodriguez-qh4wb
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV pls do Darth Vader vs Kylo Ren pls pls pls
@struggleskywalker1025
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV can u do Vader vs Obi-Wan and make one of the lines about Anakin and Mustufar.... one word for that rap battle.... FIRE.... literally.
@ghedebaronsamedi
7 жыл бұрын
Dude, this whole series is gold, but this battle was the best! :D
@bethbegue7532
7 жыл бұрын
do darth maul vs vader plz plz plz plz plz
This Is The Best Flaming Hot Battle From Star Wars By KFace TV Because Keith Allen And Keith Evans Are Some Handsome Talented Musicians Ever And Their Best Star Wars Rap Battle Of All Time And I Mean They Killed It.
I was skeptical of watching these videos after I watched the first one these rap battles are amazing they have made me smile and laugh through each one I hope they continue the good work
YES I was waiting for this!!!!
Who writes these rhymes?! I need to know! These raps are seriously underrated af and is definitely better than a lot of others out there.
Like for Kylo Ren vs Darth Vader.(Leia wins)
Notif squad! Bet its a great vid already
These are the best, haha keep going with these!! I'm in love XD
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! OK!
Secoooond baby !!
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
YOU WIN TOO!
@izaakgoyal3878
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV big fan just wondering why did u call yourself k face
R.I.P KFaceTv 2014-2017
Hands down the best one I've heard
OH MYYY I love it, it's so salty and loving at the same time. I. LOVE. IT! It was so good, and just what I was looking for after a long day on my feet!
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching! You're kind of awesome. and stuff
@hewearsatrenchcoat8184
7 жыл бұрын
Aw thanks :) You're too kind! (You're kind of awesome too. and stuff)
vader vs ray or Anakin vs ray
@bookwormross6922
6 жыл бұрын
It’s REY not RAY
“Going to be posting more frequently”
Han and Leia: talking trash about there son. Ben in the front: I wish i was adopted
that was great dude!
When r u coming back
@KFaceTV
5 жыл бұрын
Someday!
@robinma4004
5 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV Come back! I just subscribed 😀
Come back! D:
Excellent. Well done.
Wonderfully made!
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
I’ve got a lot of new content coming out *Press x to doubt*
cool man like how u did light v light side battle do a dark v dark side soon and we'll done for carrie Fisher tribute
@struggleskywalker1025
6 жыл бұрын
Izaak Goyal srsly I was thinking the same thing
@elizabethmaddocks7725
6 жыл бұрын
IzaakGoyal 1 ur so right
I need more of these
Amazing!!
I hope the new rap battle will be Kylo Ren vs Poe Dameron
THIS IS THE BEST! Han Yolo FTW ;)
OOMMMGGGG!!!! That was good rapping and it was funny in the end. U are the best KFaceTV
Awesome guys :)
0:26 4rth wall break?
Obi-Wan vs Anakin Skywalker
Omg keep it up i love it
Holy force that was fire🔥🔥🔥
Little Ani vs Midichlorians
Is he actually dead? He hasn't posted anything since last 2 years.
Wow that was a big turn in the end, but good job can't stop myself from rewatching the Finn one
Freakin love this!!!
Hey kface I got an idea, how about Snoke vs. Darth Vader that'd be funny
@KFaceTV
7 жыл бұрын
FUN!
@Zaynethegachatuber
7 жыл бұрын
KFaceTV I'd enjoy to see how you'd portray snoke . Potray? Portay? idk how you spell it
anakin and obi vs grievous
Best one yet
Leia won that 😉
@ediejane6173
7 жыл бұрын
Queen Mew of course I did 😉
@bacon5126
6 жыл бұрын
Lord Vader You really kiss Leia with the mask off?
@estherfu6288
5 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@Jademp2
4 жыл бұрын
@@cocob0l0 HAN YOLO WON!!
I need Anakin Skywalker vs Vader in my life...
@struggleskywalker1025
7 жыл бұрын
FlamingNightfury ooohhh that's a good idea
oh my god I love how this one ended wtf this was great
That was freaking awesome
May divorce be with you!