Ah yes, I remember well when the first Tsar Wars movie came out. Klaus Kinskis portrayal of revolutionary leader Vladimir Palpatin was one of his finest roles.

@latt.qcd9221

Жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one that saw Klaus Kinski.

@mincos_outon

Жыл бұрын

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@santarigreen6076

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ah yes, Vladimir Palputin. I seem to have missed that one.

@Abfallkannibale

Жыл бұрын

@henrikkowalski3144 Maybe a bit TOO on the nose, though. Kinski always had a certain... Aura.

@gabrieldarcy1744

Жыл бұрын

The fucking tsar wars 😂😂

The level of sadness on the faces is stunning.

of course, directed by Andrei Tarkovsky the directors cut would run 7 hours

@99Plastics

11 ай бұрын

"If they care for my art, they will stay for 7 hours, fuck the others"

In Soviet Russia, Force uses you! 😂

0:40 After the Revolution, former Princess Leia Elizaveta Alderaanskaya had to sell turnips on Leninsky Prospekt make ends meet.

@TheRVSN

10 ай бұрын

That is what traitors (as she was called by Vader in E. IV) deserve.

Палпатин - это нечто. Кайло вызвал дикий хохот.

The Millennium Falcon looks like a Polish bus that was combined with a lunar shelter.

@Niewiem0

11 ай бұрын

AUTOSAN Falcon 🤣

R2-D2 always drunk with adulterated machine oil

0:01 - Trostky going to exile 0:13 - The Bolshevik party is the govenrment of the People... From a certain point of view 0:22 - I will not let this Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, that has stood since Lenin, be split in twelve! 0:42 - The last Romanov 1:10 - You may be at the Politburo of the Soviet Union, but we do not grant you the title of People's Commissar 1:36 - That is how liberty dies... with anti-soviet agitation...

@ArgoTheDoggo

11 ай бұрын

1:45 nigga from UK-Usa slaves

The Death Star does look a lot like how the Soviet space shuttle ended up. Locked away in a hanger.

@Pantelijator

Жыл бұрын

At least the Soviets didn't lie about the Moon landing.

@user-zj4vx6en9d

Жыл бұрын

It's just under construction... Or deconstruction...

@vzlomshchik

Жыл бұрын

Soo just like usa one

@derkernspalter

Жыл бұрын

You mean the Challenger Space Shuttle?

I still like Hans Solo by the dumptruck the best

You've never heard of the millenium Lada? It made the Moscow haul in ten breakdowns.

As a Russian, I confirm that this is how they would look)

The last one looks so freaking real. 👏

Palputin - ну тут понятно Cheebacca - Джигурда Padme - Полина Гагарина

Everyone looks depressed or dejected, devoid of any hope.

@marbellaotaiza801

Жыл бұрын

It captured the "soviet" part quite well...

Палпатин - кандидат от народа.

No one in Soviet Russia would be wearing jeans unless they were uber rich

bruh... I'm Russian and I always thought my dad looked like Harrison Ford a little. this is so cursed😂

"He has control over the Party and the KGB! He's too dangerous to be left alive!"

OMG. This is so funny!

I’m actually in love with some of these designs.

In Soviet Russia you don't use Force. Force use you.

In soviet Russia we don't have star wars we have real wars.

C3PO needs to lay off the Vodka, and I really liked the Soviet era death star.

Beautifully composed !

I think the Finn and Rey looked best.

Suddenly I'm in the mood to watch "Dr. Shivago"....

Ah yes, han soloski the depressed truck driver.

That was great but I think the pictures were lacking a whole lot of red stars or hammer and sickles'

Palpatine is a literal Lenin lmao

Well done!

This one was a real winner!

Very realistic! Everyone looks drunk and forlorn.

1:44 Finn the escaper from the planet called ethiopia

CZAR WARZ

Holdo looks exactly the same. Seems legit.

isn't that basically just Andor?

This is great

Fun fact: the name Chewbacca derives from russian word "собака" /sobaka/ -- "dog".

@stvk99

11 ай бұрын

круто) а вы не знаете, есть ли связь между Джаббой Хатт и словом жаба?

The galaxy is ruled by emperor Palpátin (with the stress on the second sillable). 🙂

Hilarious. Authentic.

To be honest for me many pictures were rather like 60s in the industrial city in the USA...

Genius!

That's "Kylo Red."

Dooku, classy as usual

R2D2 being a dilapidated piece of junk in an alley seems pretty legit, here.

This looks like AI GPT generated images. 😂

Awesome

It works! When's the movie coming?

I'd watch that and drink tea.

wakakaka, this is good

Why do all the Jedi but Yoda look a little chubby? 😅 Also, poor R2...

Какая прелесть.

The fact that they're still building Death Star I is hilarious. One of the reasons of it is that because I AM from russia

(Or just cue up any old episode of "Andor")

. Love this! Even if the pics aren't perfect, I can see how they fit into Soviet culture! 💖💖💖💖 .

@TheRVSN

10 ай бұрын

That is not soviet culture. That is colonial west Culture. Bolshevist culture is in Stalin's architecture and state of the art technologies (including space that USA got from Russia).

R2D2 looks drunk

Chewbacca sprinting in shoes was hilarious.

Of course russian R2 is a gopnik, god damnit.

I would watch the film in the cinema.

George Orwell would approve.

To the fallen of the Great Patriotic Galactic War. May the red banner of the Motherworld fly in your hearts forever, comrades.

Sad I am. Vodka I need.

Every character looks sad 💀

Why does Palpatine look like Klaus Kinski?

many look like Klaus Kinski!

1:33 Kylo Ren looks pretty as well

Iove how R2 is busted

I have a feeling that some villain was missing...

ахахах я здесь живу((...

I wanna see this version

In Soviet Perestroika style. Soviet Russia - period rules of Lenin before creation of USSR 1918-1920. Sailors-anarchists in black pea jackets, vests and flared trousers with bunches of grenades, hung with a bandolier and crosswise. Red commissars in a leather coat or jacket with Mausers. Red cavalrymen in overcoats and Budyonovka. Chapaev in a cloak and hat. Carts with machine guns. Women machine gunners with a machine gun "Maxim". Armored cars. In general, a revolutionary army with the remnants of worn-out weapons and uniforms of the First World War, in some places improved by improvised methods.

Soviet C3PO rocks

Oh poor R2

The Empire needs you!....for the Gulag.

Why we make war, why we dont create videos like this and laugh!

Падме Агузарова XD

This is how Hollywood would have made a film about "Russian Star Wars" - all foreign films about Russians look caricatured and far from reality. Именно так Голливуд и снял бы фильм про "Russian Star Wars" - все зарубежные фильмы про русских выглядят карикатурно и далеки от реальности.

They all look so drab and unhappy. You could post this again as 'Star Wars by Wes Anderson'.

@marbellaotaiza801

Жыл бұрын

There's plenty videos of that. This would be terrible Wes Anderson, the color palette is wrong and IT NEEDS MORE SYMMETRY DAMN IT!

i would want this to be real movie or tv show Disney should do it

@jayjay53313

Жыл бұрын

Russia could come up with knockoff version and shoot the film in English to gain international market. Won't be hard for Russians

What song is this?

Why does this Padmé actually look a lot more like she could be Leia's mother tho

The depression is strong in this one....

Poe and Darth Tyrannus yes! Kenobi and solo yes. Padme ok. Boba Fett Spaceballs.

Poor R2D2

It's soviet indeed. All face expressions are sad, worried or hopeless. That's socialism.

And in the end, Palpatine over throws the evil Soviet Empire and creates a New Republic. 😂

"Calm. Kindness, kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace, I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion: I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost, and by the time I looked down, there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is... what is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life, to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. No, the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything!" - Luthen

Captain phasma should hold an AK instead.

And this is the sitcom.

😆❤️👍

0:21 that’s not accurate! Wouldn’t Palpatine be the General Secretary of the Union or something?

@marbellaotaiza801

Жыл бұрын

That's from before the revolution I reckon...

Is this done by Ai ?

Что это песня?

Ку!

0:40 Leya sums up Soviet Russia so well. Trading potatoes and looking unhappy.

an interview with Comrade Solo People Commissariat for Droid Labor Affairs: The Old Republik! OLD? IT WAS FEEBLE AND SENILE! Decadent corrupt officials taking money from Capitalist mega corporations to replace THE WORKERS WITH THOSE DAMN DROIDS! They put EVERY MAN AND WOMAN out of work with those soulless automatons. so WE MADE SURE they could never take over again, WE LEASHED THEM AND RESTRAINED THEM! NO BUCKET OF BOLTS WOULD EVER REPLACE MY COMRADES EVER AGAIN! THAT IS WHY WE TOOK BACK THE MEANS OF PRODUKTION COMRADES! REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU! DROIDS ARE NOT AND CAN NEVER BE YOUR EQUAL!

Hans solo virou caminhoneiro Princesa Léia virou feirante. Mestre Yoda ficou na solidão

Where is Darth Vaderinsky?