madam: "the South is so racist!" the queen: "ooooh.....you mean the part of South that starts at Canada and ends at Mexico?" I am cryyying 😄

@kristinbracy5189

5 жыл бұрын

Yea the audience was terrible, I was screaming!

@velvetrose7729

5 жыл бұрын

@@kristinbracy5189 You know the ONLY people who laughed at that joke.....were Canadians!

@ajtemp2000

5 жыл бұрын

thanks, I just now got that joke!

@KarisPigNose

4 жыл бұрын

Truth.

@affirmativobarlow2903

4 жыл бұрын

She's Tony the Tiger

Lol she's got that "not care" vibe that comedians try to fake, but w her it's so damn natural lol. Had me dead bruh

“I’m second generation suburbs” 😂😂😂😂👌🏽

@morningsunshine0216

4 жыл бұрын

Trina D I felt that in my soul 😂😂😂

@Walperion_Music

Жыл бұрын

A non-US comedy fan here, really wanting to understand this joke, is "second generation suburbs" good or bad? What does it mean? Sorry for being an idiot and thanks! )

that jumpsuit is giving me life

@sunnylilme

5 жыл бұрын

Damn Skippy. She looks GORGEOUS in it. I need one.

@crystalmcmillan1831

5 жыл бұрын

It’s nice! I want it

@stackierobinson5408

5 жыл бұрын

And her skin is glowing!

@terribrown3879

5 жыл бұрын

You're profile pic is giving me life. I'm wondering what you're peeping at 🤔😁

@leoneranger9348

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, love it!

"Thats a Walmart Question, we both have shoes on! How dare you?!" LOOOOOOOOL I LOVE DULCE

@amazingperson326

4 жыл бұрын

I died at that one😅😂😂

@tosinakin2508

4 жыл бұрын

@Mimi Teves In the U.S., Walmart is known for having some pretty crazy-looking characters shop there. Most people see Target as it's more uppity cousin/rival. The idea is that they should definitely know what brunch is since they met at a Target.

@tosinakin2508

4 жыл бұрын

@Mimi Teves No problem 😊

@Walperion_Music

Жыл бұрын

​@Mimi Teves Yes! I'm a life-long non-US sicker fan of all stand-ups, completely in love with Dulce, but that whole ~11:00 routine about Wallmart-Target-brunching-we-both-have-shoes-on has to be one of the most time-and-place specific routines I've ever heard!! I was completely in the dark with that one too! I feel most of us non-US people have to do an hour research to get that routine, even maybe guess most of US people five years ago or 5 years in the future would struggle to get that lol.

I’m not supposed to be here...I’m supposed to be in west Africa eating mangoes with sandals on 😂😂😂

@hyacinthdibley2420

5 жыл бұрын

Well, i eat mine barefooted to be honest. Climbing the tree with footwear on is a death wish. Lol

@butterflykisses1984

4 жыл бұрын

And a fruity little drink with an mini umbrella in my other hand!!!!!😂😂😂

@rushawncoldspring

4 жыл бұрын

Facts 😌

@ronikalewis9898

4 жыл бұрын

That joke likely went over many heads. It was well done.

this set goes over so differently depending on the crowd. in a mostly white crowd you can FEEL the tension rise. in a mostly black crowd, there's a lot more laughter, because they *get* it.

@Kida001

4 жыл бұрын

This is a U.S. crowd. These jokes went over better when she was in Australia.

@senoracheapee1864

4 жыл бұрын

White folks get it they're just not used to being in the hot seat or being analyzed. They can judge everyone EXCEPT themselves

@sadgurlpodcast___7692

4 жыл бұрын

@@senoracheapee1864 And tbhhh its sad that they can dish it but get pressed when they're on the receiving end.

@MrsTrustygirl79

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kida001 that's cuz Aussies mean everything they say n say everything they mean. They don't beat around the bush or care about political correctness.

@MIMH32

4 жыл бұрын

I love that she doesn’t care about people’s comfort lol

Girl when the Netflix special coming? I am thirsty!

@tk4609

4 жыл бұрын

She will be great in movies

@siobhanstewart248

4 жыл бұрын

I just discovered her.. She's awesome

@brendanarries3958

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@espeon871

3 жыл бұрын

Same omg

@GodOfMoonlight

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I need more of her.

this audience too stiff to laugh! she had some hits!

@MadisonFalco

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Sounalath for real she had me busting😂😂😂😂

@shoein091991

4 жыл бұрын

Too true so dry. But she’s hilarious

@metasja

4 жыл бұрын

OMG hey Brian! I remember you from school.

"I'm not Trevor Noah, I don't have to go to work"

"I look like the lady that works at the DMV" 😫😁😂😂😂

"...its just something about me physically, emotionaly, mentally, spiritually, and maybe even genetically that's not supposed to be cold"😂😂😂😂 That's me 100%!!

@marissawilson4644

3 жыл бұрын

Me tooo!!

@Walperion_Music

Жыл бұрын

@@marissawilson4644 Lol I think that's all of us, I'm living in a cold country and STILL think it was a mistake for our ancestors to poipulate Northern parts of the globe. Idiots! :)

She is hilarious!!!! Obviously the wrong crowd came. Gotta watch more of her stand ups

@brucekaraus7330

5 жыл бұрын

She was at The Summit on Race in America. Marinate on that irony a bit.

@tykeishecaldcleught6105

5 жыл бұрын

@@brucekaraus7330 that explains it

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185

3 жыл бұрын

Catch her set in Australia. Very nice.

I’m from LA and was rollin’ when she said, “I know there’s black people in LA, I’ve seen them on T.V. Where’d ya put’em?!” 😂😂💀 There are plenty of black folk but you’re not gonna find them in Beverly Hills or the West Side...which, since she’s a celebrity, is probably where she hung out. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Gotta go to where real Angelenos live (anywhere away from beach cities). “Brunching negroes” = Culver City, Leimert Park & Baldwin Hills. You’re welcome.

@rokanrollannie1

4 жыл бұрын

Compton, Carson, Wilmington, Inglewood, Torrance, Long Beach and of course South Central is where she will find L.A's diversity in droves.

@MultiCowgirl22

4 жыл бұрын

...she's second generation suburbs 😂

Ok. That's a Wal-Mart question. Joke of the new century.

I appreciate her adding some serious content in here so slickly.

“There’s frozen water on the ground, Jesus said stay home” LMAO!

"That's a Walmart question!"

"Jesus said stay home!"

Tuff crowd .... Dolce is so funny. I love the way she delivers a joke.

@MelenaSoleil

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yea she kinda seemed like she ain't wanna be there lol her delivery was like she felt irritated or sum

@MadisonFalco

4 жыл бұрын

Melena Soleil she was just a lil drunk lol

@bostongirlsandy

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. That was a tough crowd.

I know there's black people here and i seen them on tv where'd you put them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lemonadewithsnacks3733

5 жыл бұрын

Where are the rest of us aunty 🤣🤣🤣

@toomuchpassion2361

5 жыл бұрын

Where you brunch negros at?

@sadgurlpodcast___7692

4 жыл бұрын

@@toomuchpassion2361 I DIED at that.

When we say "the South", we mean south of the Canadian border - Malcolm X

@thismyytbhandle

4 жыл бұрын

Truth

@jey1man937

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest I was is struggling with that one. Thanks for the explanation

@acajudi100

4 жыл бұрын

It is how we respect each other, no matter the skin color. Good people and racists are everywhere and in every country, like rapists, murderers, and traitors, who should have organs harvested.

When she said she didn't wanna go to Compton or Englewood i felt that 😂😂

This lady is very witty and calculating in her punchlines, I LOVE it!!

I'm so mad right now. What the hell is this audience? Dulcé is amazingly good at this, I've been dying of laughter for the past 5 videos I've seen of her, I even laugh with some of the things related to the States even though I'm from Europe. If I had the opportunity, I'd give her a standing ovation throughout the entire show.

I worked with a Karen, she would always say that my lunch looked ethnic, ask me to move it around to see what’s in it, she’d use words like “oriental” too smh

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185

3 жыл бұрын

I bet she wouldn't see MY lunch no mo.

First watched Dulce on Conan ~ 2015, fell completely in love with her since the minute 1! She had me at "Sorry, I can't hear you over the minimum wage. Sorry I don't speak poverty."

That BYEEE at the end 😂 I hate that I couldn’t be there for this. She was three miles away from me and I missed her 😪

Her stage persona is so funny and lovable.

My god she's funny.

@lemonadewithsnacks3733

5 жыл бұрын

She's crazy. She's special...that's just pure talent...it's like she's not even trying. That just goes to show how dedicated she is when it looks soo effortless yet we're rolling on the floor 😀

She was consistently funny!

I'm not Trevor Noah😅😅

This beautiful woman is funny AF

The audience was a little timid. I thought she was hilarious, I love her style! 😋

"the part of the south that starts with Canada and ends with Mexico" hhahaha

“ they all sound like witches to me” 😂😂😂 they really do!

@kayyoung9242

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The crowd is shit, she is hilarious. "Second generation suburbs" is gold. "I'm exhausteeeeeed!!!" is platinum.

Well, in West African, i eat my mangoes barefooted, to be honest. Climbing trees with footwear on is a death wish.

@serwaa2227

5 жыл бұрын

Mø Nälayé tbh unless they’re stealing them or farmers

@mbereokomi3829

5 жыл бұрын

Co sign from another West African. It's a definite death wish

@bismarkadu8799

5 жыл бұрын

I eat my mangoes with my Fendi slippers on my guy.

@krispypotato9524

5 жыл бұрын

U pick the mangoes and then wear the sandal and then eat tge mangoes

@hyacinthdibley2420

5 жыл бұрын

I used to do that when I was younger (for mangoes and cashews) which my dad didn't like. One day he said "If you're going to climb it at least don't wear your slippers...cos you know the tree glue on the cashew trees. I miss it. Anyone climbing with footwear is a plain dummy.

Love Dulce! Sharp, hilarious, smart.

I think she’s the only female comedian that actually made me crack a few ribs since 4am that I’m looking for funny female comics. I’m definitely watching out for her special. Her delivery is so goood

She has some very smart jokes.

@zakariyeawnur2558

3 жыл бұрын

Good to know you counted.

"Taking the pink ones for my people" 😆

Dulcé Sloan is so honest. Her comedy is genius. I love how she is speaking the truth. I am so proud of her, and as a fellow Black woman, I feel empowered by her words, her presence, and her sheer brilliance. DulcéS Sloan for president!

she gonna get cast so quick in a tv show as DMV woman!

@deloresjackson8105

5 жыл бұрын

You must've stopped and commented all through the vid

@1chigotea97

4 жыл бұрын

@@deloresjackson8105 AHAHA I WAS CONFUSED

When she was complaining about the 7 degree weather in New York I was literally just like that’s warm for Wisconsin winters. Like you wanna try literal -50 degrees. That was the first time in my school year that we got a snow day...we were back the next day too! No hate y’all

@tonyawilliams4356

4 жыл бұрын

That's terrible. We get off from school for 1 inch of snow here in the South.

I would marry in a heartbeat

@kyakarot

5 жыл бұрын

@Mø Nälayé damn

Was scrolling through instagram when one of her clips came up.... so glad i followed to youtube bc she might be my new favorite comedian

Confidence is sexy! Go girl!

@acajudi100

4 жыл бұрын

Go lady...

She's great and it's refreshing there's no vulgarity.

@zsc310

3 жыл бұрын

@Solmaz Dar How disrespectful 🙄 she is not vulgar at all, did you watch other comedians? Like tiffany? That's vulgarity,, this is nothing, this was smooth

They heard every freakin word she said!!!👌🏽♥️Her light is bright yall She shining!!!😍😍😍

I feel you Dulce, Yes I wrote a book😂 Native New Yorker who is Afro Latina, I find hardly anybody is born and raised in New York anymore, so it doesn't surprise me. Yes New York can be very annoying, can't really defend it. I find most of the people who act like New Yorkers pulling rank, are non natives, who moved here after college, gentrifying once rough neighborhoods, forcing Real New Yorkers out cause of rent increase. Truthfully, New Yorkers could care less who lives here, we're too busy surviving. The struggle is real! Lol

Love her SO MUCH. So smart. So hilarious. So TALENTED!

cried when she opened up with the colonisation joke that was AAAAA

Gorgeous outfit!

She's dope as hell 😂 I'd love to be her friend. I know she stays cracking people up

I love her!!! 😊🤗

@amadeuis1

5 жыл бұрын

Where are your brunching negroes at? Omg 😂😂😂😂

I am second generation suburbs

@firesign4297

4 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

Dulce, - Everything you SAY is What's Up !!!! Thank you for saying it out loud !! 🥳🇺🇸👏❤️

soooo glad I checked out your standup that was randomly recommended to me tonight. haven't laughed so much at anyone's standup in a long time

I love how it sounds like there are like 14 Santa's in the audience who get the joke at several different times.

She is a treasure!!!

I am dying that she said Nobel Dick Prize at the LBJ library 😂😂

Trying to win a Nobel Dick Prize thats really what I'm trying to do! I'm a civil rights leader 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 Dulcé you're killing me

That's Wifey!😂 Love you Dulce

"I could murder somebody, I was 20 minutes from the woods, 30 minutes from a forest, 45 minutes from a lake. I could murder somebody." Lmao!!

The audience is stuck up and dry

@ririo1281

4 жыл бұрын

Bit they're all laughing though

@Ramberta

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah there were lines of this that got applause in other crowds, I just watched another video that was shorter and the responses were way better. This crowd seems very white and uncomfortable lol.

@C00kii0

4 жыл бұрын

They seem stiff and uncomfortable which is really sad.

She is my favorite comedian!!!

From New York...and SHE 👏👏👏💛 . is telling the...TRUTH!👍🏿👍🏿✌

Girl, we are suffering through winter as well. Africa was not spared.

@ohemaa_ang

5 жыл бұрын

West Africa Hun. to there is rainy season but no harsh snow or winter

@loisienyami5095

5 жыл бұрын

South West Africa's winters are harsh as heck. No snow, but very harsh

@patriciazandilencube4597

5 жыл бұрын

Nice to see a fellow MaNcue here. Sabona sisi

@mancube7645

5 жыл бұрын

@@patriciazandilencube4597 . Sisi wami🙏🙏🙏

"Second Generation...SUBURB'S:🤣

Don't sleep, it starts at the North Pole and ends in Antarctica

I need to see her on a celebrity roast!!!!!!

@Samil101

4 жыл бұрын

She did one already

@lizbaena2012

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Sage she has one is when she went to Australia. It was golden!

This woman is amazing!

Great feature for the Summit. People, countries, culture!!!! 🤣

New Fav comedian!

my fav comedian after this stand up lmao

I love this woman! ❤️❤️❤️

The audience needs to really laugh she did well. Really well actually

I just started watching her today, hilarious. Got a new comedian!!!

Glad she speaks Spanish!

Omg she’s hilarious. Tough crowd. They just didn’t get most of it. I love this chick!

OMG I want a show of just her as a DMV worker

I remember tiffany hadish making the joke about the purse..😂

@Charmazing1

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually a Sherly Underwood joke

@Charmazing1

5 жыл бұрын

Sheryl Underwood doing that joke at Just For Laughs in Montreal in the 90s kzread.info/dash/bejne/YnqW2qqNe5nJkco.html

@dnae760

5 жыл бұрын

@@Charmazing1 yep

@pastella5553

4 жыл бұрын

@@Charmazing1 oh didnt kno

@kayyoung9242

4 жыл бұрын

@VICTORIA Williams me too ❤❤❤🤣

My new favorite comedian! I love her so!

You had the audience SHOOK! love to see it!

I knew she seemed familiar when I saw her on the daily show. Shes from Atlanta, and Atlanta black women are different. Always felt I'd hate to live in New York. And she confirms it.

I see Dulcé Sloan, I click 😌

In honor of Chadwick Boseman; "Aw, hell nah, Karen, keep your bland ass potato salad to yourself!"

I am officially this chicks fan! That's right! LA does have a disproportionate amount of vertically-challenged men!!! I mean, what the hell??!..lol.. I've NEVER heard anyone else talk about it! When I was on the road, I saw big, strappin' brothas!( home-owning, college degreed too!.) My God! Got back to Los Angeles and was like...."get me back to South Carolina!!!" STAT!!

@windhamryce

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if it is because there are a lot of actors. Male actors (other than Liam Neeson)are preferably shorter to make scenes with women easier on camera crews.

Loved it! She is absolutely the best! Great content!

Classic ❤from the Netherlands

I want to meet this woman to have a beer a shot and we just kick it lmfaoooo 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣 the only woman in comedy that really makes me laugh

Girlll Dulcé I love youuuuuu

Love her! She needs a Special!

Other than that BEST STAND UP 2019!

"where are the brunching negores?" 😂😂😂😂😭😭

You are Amazing first time hearing you do Stand up be bless you put me in the mind of Monique wonderful Comic she is one of the Best out Here

From Canada to Mexico 😂😂😂... Just all of it

Brilliant!

I LOVE HER!!!!!!