April 1: nah fam april fools April 2: STAND UP

@oddacity5883

5 жыл бұрын

*Proceeds to punch open the camera*

@arlaghdoth4434

5 жыл бұрын

* *Unzips Dick* *

@Zaaf2003

5 жыл бұрын

@@arlaghdoth4434 chotto matte

@shock3794

5 жыл бұрын

*stands up so fast that he goes to fucking space faster than kars going to fucking space*

@jotaro-Cafe

5 жыл бұрын

Yare yare daze *DEJA VU* I just hit an ambulance And Road roller came out from the Heaven

Jotaro vs the wheel of Fortune

@NoiGS

5 жыл бұрын

How I didn't see that come?

@tylerjavier4103

5 жыл бұрын

Takumi V.S. Wheel of Fortune on the Akina downhill

@el_buro

5 жыл бұрын

*F MEGA*

@friskycalibri2293

4 жыл бұрын

@@el_buro SERECT YUR KERR

@testament4785

4 жыл бұрын

pretty much

Joseph: We have to travel to Egypt to save Holy. Kakyoin: How we can travel 50000 km in 50 days wihout taking any plane? Jotaro:

@isaacspurling7906

3 жыл бұрын

As of now 90 likes

@inspektor66

3 жыл бұрын

@SuperSansCraft 1212 thanks for that

@javivalladolid2459

3 жыл бұрын

@Minh Thìn Lê what's the problem?

@javivalladolid2459

3 жыл бұрын

@Minh Thìn Lê idk where I saw the 50000km

@alexth3legend791

3 жыл бұрын

Javi Valladolid nice pfp brudda

Imagine Star Platinum is actually driving the car while Jotaro just sits on the hood menacingly

@weebiest239

3 жыл бұрын

Beutiful

@Saur

3 жыл бұрын

That is EXACTLY how it would go down! XD

@duxhunt

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro t-poses on the car roof to assert more dominance

@pathakharsh5270

3 жыл бұрын

this needs a FANART RIGHT NOW!!!!

@thepinkbucket6250

3 жыл бұрын

ORA! *initiates a sick drift*

*_When you realize Ryosuke Takahashi's voice actor is same as Dio's_*

@gustiwidyanta5492

4 жыл бұрын

Bunta's voice actor is the same as Joseph, too.

@lokhim711

4 жыл бұрын

RIP bunta’s voice actor ;-;

@aspirineye3412

4 жыл бұрын

And hair color

@woos057

4 жыл бұрын

You were expecting Ryosuke, but it was me DIO!!!

@ellis4091

4 жыл бұрын

@@woos057 Keisuke in the background:Aniki,what are you doing?

Dio: oh? You’re approaching me? Jotaro: no *engine turns on*

@zusatord782

4 жыл бұрын

@@greywalker505 "Running is a good strategy"

@gdog8170

4 жыл бұрын

car: YES YES YES

@jonsohan1954

4 жыл бұрын

@@gdog8170 no no no it's not "cars" its *KARS*

@gdog8170

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonsohan1954 you are right i forgot

@SamaelVR

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: I can't overtake you without getting closer to the guardrail.

Jotaro: We're going to Egypt to kill Dio Joseph: On a plane, right? Jotaro: Joseph: *_On a plane, right?_*

@kgwkk2

2 жыл бұрын

No! No! No! No!

@cliff_guygames4027

2 жыл бұрын

Jotaro when they crash: “This is all your fault I’m never flying on a plane with you again”

@0ccasional_j035

2 жыл бұрын

"not with your record, JIJI"

@Gass0208

5 ай бұрын

*F-MEGA INTENSIFIES*

Part 1: Phantom Driver Part 2: Gasoline Stream Part 3: Highway Crusaders Part 4: Tires are unbreakable Part 5: Golden Drift Part 6: Asphalt Ocean Part 7: Steal all bumps Part 8: Go, Go like a Lion Part 9: Turbo Lands

@cloverdove

4 жыл бұрын

Ok "steal all bumps" was really good

@isaacspurling7906

3 жыл бұрын

What about poor jojolion?

@thewarriorpizza8323

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacspurling7906 Dont worry Ringo I got you

@ps2bndled

3 жыл бұрын

More like Sand-dune Crusaders since they, you know, traveled through a desert.

@user-vg2vs7ww2s

2 жыл бұрын

part 9 : Drift Lands

I wanna see DIO drifting on a *R O A D R O L L E R*

@gagthys2178

4 жыл бұрын

not going to ruin 69 likes

@zerugaming941

4 жыл бұрын

Do You like.. *MY ROAD ROLLER?*

@Markus_Shepard

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me scene from "Nu pogodi!" kzread.info/dash/bejne/mmqqxNZmeZjPZ5s.html

@Somerandomdude____

4 жыл бұрын

@@n3tw0rk_3rr0r n I c e e e e e

@animations-ew4yf

4 жыл бұрын

i showed this song to a cripple now they're *STANDING PROUND*

This is a good car? *Yeah, of course! This engine have two hundred hol horses of power!*

@athetos6717

5 жыл бұрын

200 Whole Horses?! Nani?!

@mattfriesen9535

5 жыл бұрын

Now, are we talking about *the ENTIRE HORSE* ?

@kingkv3

5 жыл бұрын

But can the horse... *USE SPIN POWER?!?!?*

@MJT-DA

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingkv3 You thought is was a horse? *BUT IT WAS ME DIO!!*

@plastic_love_

5 жыл бұрын

massacred horse @Marcio Sales *SLAP CARS*

"Your toyota overdrive is no match for my mitsubishi stand!"

@rampaget8437

4 жыл бұрын

*A Za Warudo colored Evo appears*

@user-cv2my8ck5d

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: hold my black-purple Carrera GT (I actually have this car in Most Wanted,dumped every junkman part into it,let's say that it's a Requiem)

@PLAYERspr

3 жыл бұрын

So, ur toyota is the same type as mine, except 1 door

@Payday5

3 жыл бұрын

@@rampaget8437 za warudo is yellow, while evo in initial D is the evo5, GT2000 confirmed?

@kamuiwreal

3 жыл бұрын

Hyundio has entered the server

*Dio takes a corner across multiple lanes in his ZA DRIFTO* Jotaro: "So, it's the same type of vehicle as Car Platinum."

@atoaster.9940

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know whether to laugh or just fucking die

@murasakilancelot7909

3 жыл бұрын

@@atoaster.9940 Both

@atoaster.9940

3 жыл бұрын

@@murasakilancelot7909 fair enough

@temporalCaster

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin CAR PLATINUM

@tbk1782

2 жыл бұрын

You make me wanna commit murder

Dio: OH HO YOU"RE DRIFTING CLOSE TO ME? Jotaro: I can't beat the Shingo out of you without getting any closer.

@kingkv3

5 жыл бұрын

No it’s Dio:OH HO YOU’RE DRIFTING CLOSE TO ME Jotaro:I can’t overtake you if I don’t drift closer

@timothygooding9544

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingkv3 still badass

@UselessBrit

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingkv3 "OH HO, Then drift as close as you like"

@kingcrimson7014

5 жыл бұрын

Dio: Should we compare our drifting skills?

@GuestC-jj8jn

5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: I can't get Shingo points without getting any closer.

Will you drift on the left track? NO! NO! NO! The right one? NO! NO! NO! MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!?? YES! YES! YES! *YES!*

@CobaltFyrestone

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes yes. Oh my god.

@CutmanXNZ

4 жыл бұрын

Are You Going To Do That "Vroom Vroom" Thing? Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh My God

@ptilu59

3 жыл бұрын

oh god i'm the 666th like

@Games-kk2vb

3 жыл бұрын

ORARARARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!!!!!!

@vinhctlg5808

3 жыл бұрын

Chào việt nam

JoJo part 1 : Drifty Blood JoJo part 2 : Handbrake Tendency JoJo part 3 : Racetrack Crusaders JoJo part 4 : Transmission is Unshiftable JoJo part 5 : Golden Tyres JoJo part 6 : Stone Wheels JoJo part 7 : Spin Out Run JoJo part 8 : GoGolion

@oliverhill9466

Жыл бұрын

And then part 9: GoGolands

@Cool1st

15 күн бұрын

Speeding tendency

Jotaro:starts the engine Engine: ORARARARARA ORAAAAA

@alejandrolozano4919

3 жыл бұрын

Speed platinum troomTroomTrooMTroom TROOOOM

Jolyne: I left something at the hotel. Jotaro: We aren't turning around now, we're 2 hours in. Jolyne: It's my dolphin plushie. Jotaro:

@imature5070

5 жыл бұрын

[EDIT]: I didn't think so many people would even bother to check replies under a comment which includes a character from part 6, which I hoped they ALREADY have read. Guess I was wrong. This comment includes a spoiler from that part, a MASSIVE one. don't read unless you have read the part. There, happy now, people who got spoilered hard by their own stupidity? And that's the real reason why they died in part 6

@UltimisRBX

5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Likes Dolphins

@amymiller4100

5 жыл бұрын

dubs for that comic need to use this song

@quaziludmillazaman9534

5 жыл бұрын

how did you....

@d4nkime

5 жыл бұрын

Yare yare fucking Daze

Jojo Part 1: Phantom Drift Jojo Part 2: Racetrack Tendency Jojo Part 3: Asphalt Crusaders Jojo Part 4: Gearshift is Unbreakable Jojo Part 5: Golden Rims Jojo Part 6: Stone Guardrail Jojo Part 7: Steel Clutch Run Jojo Part 8: Vroomvroomlion Jojo Part 9: Vroomvroom Lands

@salmanmahyuddin8384

5 жыл бұрын

spin off: Thus Drift! Rohan Kishibe

@notthirdreich9075

5 жыл бұрын

Check Engine Light Feedback

@exzyyd392

5 жыл бұрын

Drift Man's Questions

@mateojugo5030

5 жыл бұрын

part 4 and 3 shouldve been switched

@MrNickPresley

5 жыл бұрын

Vroomvroomlion made me laugh. You get a like.

Old Joseph: “Jotaro, why’d you leave your kid behind? Morioh seems nice enough, but that’s bad parenting.” Jotaro: “What are you talking about, old man? Jolyne’s back at home with her mother.” Old Joseph: “I was talking about Koichi.” Jotaro:

@amadeuszmajewski3551

2 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDDD nice

It’s kinda bizarre how easily the story of part 3 could be adapted to a racing anime.

@netherlord5342

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I saw an entire comment thread like that

@voidarch4414

3 жыл бұрын

@@netherlord5342 Where Show Me Of This Magical Place

@netherlord5342

3 жыл бұрын

@@voidarch4414 It was on this video I think, or one of the SC Eurobeat remixes

@MrTSGN

2 жыл бұрын

it's because is a bizarre adventure

@titaniumursa

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... There IS already a Car Stand.

If Jotaro played F-MEGA with Kakyoin Kakyoin: "I've memorized every secret in this track Jotaro, your chances of coming out on top are none to zero" Jotaro: "i won't need them to beat you, I'll be the tortoise to your hair" Kakyoin: "oh? Heh, you always were a cocky bastard JoJo"

@groovyfox2889

4 жыл бұрын

If Statdust Crusaders was about racing instead of Stand battles. Better yet, if the Stands themselves were racing cars.

@ericandfamily3772

4 жыл бұрын

If I was the OP, I would heart this.

@artemanhaoliva4045

4 жыл бұрын

@@groovyfox2889 wheel of fortune's bizarre adventure

@ColdmanOrleans

4 жыл бұрын

What if dio join the game? Dio: WRYYYYY Kakyoin: NANI! RODA ROLLA DRIFTO?

@SnappleRyRy89

4 жыл бұрын

Serect yur kurr

Who remembers Wheel of Fortune? Me neither

@Lezordo

4 жыл бұрын

“I did it part 3 is over!”

@Lezordo

4 жыл бұрын

Yednnek12 You burrowed into the ground using star platinum! So the only thing that burned up was your jacket!

@zachion210

4 жыл бұрын

that fucking random

@Jevix-xl1tx

4 жыл бұрын

Damn never new JoJo had a collaboration with Pixar to put a cars 4 tease in that episode

@herohamza1196

4 жыл бұрын

Also 'Born this way'

"Kakyoin, have you ever heard of 'Inertia Drift' style?" "Yes. But Jotaro, you're not supposed to Shingo the other car."

*”Ara Ara Jotaro, an AE86? That will never compare to the speed and power of my **_ROAD RORA”_*

@probablyjerry8424

3 жыл бұрын

Little does DIO know, Jotaro can perform a KANSEI DORIFTO

@geoffhatch4996

Жыл бұрын

@@probablyjerry8424 DIO was unaware he had the same type of car as CAR PLATINUM!

Takumi's dad, Bunta, was voiced by Old Joseph. Ryosuke, the last racer to beat, was voiced by Dio. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

@takumeme545

5 жыл бұрын

Rip unsho ishizuka

@salmanmahyuddin8384

5 жыл бұрын

Diosuke: NANI?! HAMON OVAADORIFTO!!!!

@orcastrike7750

5 жыл бұрын

I knew about Ryosuke, but Bunta too? Wow

@azkakhairi7739

4 жыл бұрын

@@salmanmahyuddin8384 Shit this comment got me really hard

@CaptainSpadaro

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOOOOODDDDD

I won’t let you finish this remix by using the powers of *_『ZA DRIFTO』_*

@woogj

5 жыл бұрын

*Bites Za Drifto* shit wrong part nvm

@MJT-DA

5 жыл бұрын

Yo where Justin Y at?

@demonx3779

5 жыл бұрын

Sono chi no Kiouku remix when

@j0lel666

5 жыл бұрын

Dorifto*

@andromalius27

5 жыл бұрын

I believe you meant 『D R I F T O C R I M I S O N』 I'll see myself out

"Star Platinum:Za Dorifto!"

@alejandrolozano4919

3 жыл бұрын

SPEED PLATINUM

@Mantsus_tea

2 жыл бұрын

Star drift: around the world

star platinum HEH more like CAR PLATINUM

@nezutoch.1175

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@atoaster.9940

3 жыл бұрын

Why didnt i think of this

@esalvador4197

3 жыл бұрын

Duck you, and have 69 likes

@nrggvrn5576

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely terrible, have a like

@thegamer-hg7zx

3 жыл бұрын

thanks

With this, Star Platinum’s speed would be terrifying

@salmanmahyuddin8384

5 жыл бұрын

comparing the speed of our eurobeat?

@SaltySlice

5 жыл бұрын

Yare yare daze

@SaltySlice

5 жыл бұрын

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@CobaltFyrestone

4 жыл бұрын

Double lightspeed?

@jonsohan1954

4 жыл бұрын

Pfft imagine what it can do when rapping dream's done with it...what with speed of kirby or speed of ferrit only matching up to ,000000000000001/10¹⁰⁰ of its speed manipulation

alternate universe where wheel of fortune gets the requiem arrow

@IceBear-pl2mp

4 жыл бұрын

Oh FUCK

@EASIllinois

4 жыл бұрын

how do you stab a car with an arrow

@designator7402

4 жыл бұрын

@@EASIllinois an arrow goes through most car chasis *easily*. Well, depending on the bow, I guess, but it shouldn't be an issue if you really want to.

@temporalCaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@EASIllinois it wouldn't have to stab the car, since Yoshikage Kira gets Bites the Dust from piercing himself with the arrow and that kinda acts like a requiem stand (granting him the thing he desires most in that moment) without the inherently broken aspects of GER

@blitz7488

3 жыл бұрын

@@temporalCaster bro just let the arrow drive wdym

Rawfler has a good taste of music

It's funny how Star platinum looks like he's about to throw a rock at Jotaro for blocking the way

I remenber that time, when i, my grandfather, an pillar man from Egypt, an excentric Milf chaser, a french crazy guy and my doggy started drifiting from Japan to Egypt, to beat a lunatic vampiric-like driver. What a Bizarre drift.

@joshuagabrielcatindig7607

5 жыл бұрын

Polnareff: Peugeot 205 Gti Kakyoin: Silvia S13 Old Joe: ??? Avdol: Pontiac Firebird

@riceawakes5489

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 maybe the AE86

@joshuagabrielcatindig7607

5 жыл бұрын

@@riceawakes5489 jotaro has that already...I'm thinking something muscle car'y that fits Joseph's hamon themes...

@starbound100

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 levin version?

@ferociousmaliciousghost

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't the vampire-like driver drive a road roller?

Dio: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of slowing down, you're driving towards me? Jotaro: I can't pedal the metal out of you without getting closer!

@choysakanto6792

5 жыл бұрын

Mazda RX7 engine: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! AE86 engine: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

@ethanharris1903

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ, why is this funny?

@doubledio3061

5 жыл бұрын

imtoolazytothinkofaname holy shit I thought you were me

@ariaakee

5 жыл бұрын

Jomar Bisnar the more accurate RX-7 sound is a lifetime long WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@lorenzocampici7885

4 жыл бұрын

OH HO! THEN REV IT UP AS YOU PLEASE

When Dio drops an AE86 on Jotaro instead

Teacher: Today we will be starting driving lessons Girls: Omg cant wait to get my drivers license! Boys: *_DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE_* JoJo intellectuals: 0:00

@volosami

4 жыл бұрын

the term is jojofag, please show some respect

@yolkfinggers262

3 жыл бұрын

I call joJo fans stand user bcz we all can see stands.

@funkifroggi1727

3 жыл бұрын

@@volosami is thsi suppsoed to be a joke or sumthin

@ricardomilosenjoyer151

2 жыл бұрын

@@funkifroggi1727 gigguk reference I think

Me: You cant turn every JOJO ost into Eurobeat... TurboAutism: Hold my Stand,

@ronitdsouza5721

4 жыл бұрын

Use this in a video of yours please

@lorddashdonalddappington2653

4 жыл бұрын

@@c0nfuser112 Bro... Which one please link me.

@Spixiez

4 жыл бұрын

*IF YOU GUYS DIDNT REALIZE, HE IS A POPULAR KZreadR SO YOU HAVE TO LIKE HIS COMMENT*

@jonarvaez8232

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaahhaahahahahaha

@vikkyniza6320

4 жыл бұрын

@@lorddashdonalddappington2653 Dota 2 WTF Moments 319- 2:30

Stand User: TurboAutism Stand Name: Eurobeato

@lolface2384

5 жыл бұрын

Stand ability:make sicc beats that blow away opponents

@saali6860

5 жыл бұрын

I think you mean 「Eurobeato」

@crimsagon4293

5 жыл бұрын

SaaliHealer 『URUBETO』*

@mikajariki4452

5 жыл бұрын

Saxx :))

@starbreaker6740

5 жыл бұрын

@@crimsagon4293 『エウロベアト』

Giorno: What a nice ride DIO: *Drive into the sidewalk.*

*_Hearing it more and more makes me like it even more._*

Jotaro has to enter a street racing tournament to win the cash prize for his mom's hospital expenses, using his car Star Platinum, he will beat the previous champion: DIO.

@groovyfox2889

4 жыл бұрын

He is mentored by the legendary Joseph Joestar, the racer who beat the Aztec Gods of Drifting and bested their champion Kars on a climactic race through a volcano.

@foldabotZ

4 жыл бұрын

DIO Brando, who narrowly defeated Joseph's grandfather Jonathan Joestar, in a final race on an extremely large boat in the Atlantic that resulted in Jonathan's death.

@ethanschwarzenberg7716

4 жыл бұрын

@@groovyfox2889 and, after being retired for over than 30 years, has to help Jotaro with his friend, Mohammed Abdul, who is another racer, friend of JoJo.

@boid9761

4 жыл бұрын

Beating several racers along the way, and losing several friends from car accidents, Jotaro manages to reach his final frontier. A Last Stand race with the racing champion DIO, in the streets of Cairo, Egypt. It a twist of events, DIO has been preparing for this very moment, besting Joseph, and even stealing the parts of his car to improve his own.

@boid9761

4 жыл бұрын

The team struggled with the champion, even causing one of their allies, Kakyoin, to crash into a dead end. However, his death was not in vain, for he have discovered the secret technique of Dio's car, Za Forudo. He uses his nitrous in such a way that he will be boosted So fast, time itself will seem to come to a screeching halt, however he can't use this longer than 5 seconds or he will run out of gas, but thanks to the parts he stole from Joseph's car, that time significantly improved. And he was only defeated, when Jotaro used this technique for himself. Note: Kudos to the guy who came up with the Za Forudo pun.

Car engine probably be like: *ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA ORA!*

@18gbofram72

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@NSHG

4 жыл бұрын

Beating the shit out of the pistons

@Kaarl_Mills

4 жыл бұрын

@@NSHG Beating? Star Platinums fists *are* the Pistons

@komaenen1359

4 жыл бұрын

Nah hitting the nitro engages Za Warudo

@groovyfox2889

4 жыл бұрын

When Jotaro activates the NOS, the engine lets out a loud *OOOORAAAAAA!!!!* before blasting Jotaro all the way to victory.

DIO: *Sees a straight road* Also DIO: ZA DRIFTTOOO!!!

Stand:eurobeat User:Turbo Power:can turn everything into eurobeat

Absolute madlad !! He actually did it ! YES YES YES YES

@devastatheseeker9967

5 жыл бұрын

NO NO NO

@lunarsorrow6966

5 жыл бұрын

Y E S!!!

@lolface2384

5 жыл бұрын

SON OF A BEETCH

@lunarsorrow6966

5 жыл бұрын

lolface 23 * pounds fists on rock * “Son of a *Beeeeeetchu*” An echoes acto 3 reference

@Kelquir

5 жыл бұрын

But it was me dio , WRRRRRYYYYY!!!

Vehicle Driver: Jotaro Kujo Vehicle: Ferrari Platinum Vehicle Driver: Dio Vehicle: Za Forudo

@hyperfang1181

4 жыл бұрын

Vehicle Driver: Noriaki Kakyoin Vehicle: Hierophant McClareen

@DingusDungus

4 жыл бұрын

Vehicle Driver: Muhammad Avdol Vehicle: Mitsubishian's Red

@umbreongaming8001

4 жыл бұрын

Vehicle Driver: Jean Pierre Polnareff Vehicle: Silver Chevriolet

@buntafujiwara5230

4 жыл бұрын

Vehicle driver: Iggy Vehicle: The Dodge vifool

@TheDiamondBladeHD

4 жыл бұрын

Vehicle Driver: Dio Vehicle: Mazda RX-7 SAVANNA FC3S

Not when I shift into MAXIMUM ORA DRIVE!

Dio: Oh you're approaching me? instead of running away from me you're coming right next to me? Jotaro: *music on* I can't beat shit without getting closer

@ZeldaGod

2 жыл бұрын

dio starts moonwalking

Sex is cool and all but have you ever heard of this channel called turboautism

@santiagovillar9132

5 жыл бұрын

Boobs are only temporary, turboautism's songs are eternal

@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268

5 жыл бұрын

@@santiagovillar9132 wait.. so i lose my boobs…?

@quagnam438

5 жыл бұрын

@@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268 yes

@onebennyboi5257

5 жыл бұрын

@@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268 there now mine huehuehue

@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268

5 жыл бұрын

@@onebennyboi5257 noo! anything but my boobs!

Hold up this is real Edit: This is amazing holy

@ferociousmaliciousghost

5 жыл бұрын

The Stardust Crusaders had to drift to save Holy. Just like how Kakyoin tried to drift into Holy.

@sandwich5985

5 жыл бұрын

When their car crashed: Yada Yada Dase...

I've been listening to this for years off and on and only today that I've learned that he freely distributes his music even in .wav form! Honestly what a chad.

I honestly think this is the best op for Eurobeat. It actually sounds like Initial D in the opening to it.

「Stand User」Takumi Fujiwara 「Stand Name」SPACE BOY

@bennomen2056

5 жыл бұрын

Ability: Surprises his enemies with the same fucking gutter technique every single goddamn time

@dhn112

5 жыл бұрын

Stand name : plot armor

@thehurricantyrant5258

5 жыл бұрын

@@bennomen2056 what about the Fujiwara Zone and Blind Attack though what are those

@leaveification

5 жыл бұрын

「Stand Name」FUJIWARA ZONE*

@ceruleant777

5 жыл бұрын

His Stand is obviously [Running in the 90s] lol

He did it. He actually did it. Who's april fools is this now?

When Jotaro points his fingers at you.

Jojo's bizzare kart race: each kart for each character: All characters in part 3 and onward get the option to drive a toyota AE86, because it is technically time period accurate. Polnareff: an actual silver chariot / wheelchair chariot / silver toilet chariot Joseph: dune buggy / (european car he drove in part 2 idk what it is) / chariot (from the Wammu battle in part 2) / (the motorcycle he crossed mexico with in part 2) kakyoin: F-Mega race car Jotaro: (the taxi he is in most of the time in pt4) / (the off-roader from the wheel of fortune episode) Avdol: a fucking magic carpet Giorno: (the car that he uses to steal koichi's suitcase) Josuke: (rohan's motorcycle that he uses in the highway star episode) DIO: Roda rolla da Kira: Ambulance Okuyasu: motorbike (he made sure to check if red hot chili peppers was hiding in the battery this time) Wammu: half of his body is stuck a vampire horse Mista: a bike or tricycle, (4 wheels is bad luck) Narancia: rides in a slightly larger version of aerosmith (and flies low to the ground) Speedwagon: A Speed wagon / any other car he want's because speed wagon is best girl (and he has the speed wagon foundation) Stroheim: A german ww2 era motorcycle / volkswagon (german automotive engineering is za best in ZA WARUDO) leave more ideas plz

@pot_boi

3 жыл бұрын

yoo someone make a game with this guys ideas

@antoniocialfi77

3 жыл бұрын

@@pot_boi please do

@antoniocialfi77

3 жыл бұрын

Just give credit to my idea for the concept.

@pot_boi

3 жыл бұрын

@@piroten5602 you legend

@ratte6090

3 жыл бұрын

Stroheim: Tiger 1

IT FINNALY HAPPENED. I will stando proudo to the end of this track.

@angellomontiel6062

5 жыл бұрын

Cursed aqua.

@crusader4985

5 жыл бұрын

@@angellomontiel6062 If by cursed you mean *blessed* then yeah

@arlaghdoth4434

5 жыл бұрын

*_I am so proud of this community._*

@stefanpaunic9774

5 жыл бұрын

what dio meant useless he actually meant you aqua

@canarynn2777

5 жыл бұрын

Useless aqua.

You finally did it, you legend.

When Jotaro is playable in any racing game The car when smashing other cars: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!*

3:17 Jolyne’s fan made theme. nice Easter egg :)

"ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT DRIFY THING!?" "YES YES YES *YES*"

@doppioinahat7924

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I am

@justindesrosiers3145

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph: Yes yes yes Oh my god... **KANSEI KANSEI KANSEI KANSEI KASNEI!!!!!**

@Sokibludevil1

4 жыл бұрын

TheKeeper Y E S !

@butter9025

3 жыл бұрын

Skiirt skiirt skiirt

@Games-kk2vb

3 жыл бұрын

ORARARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

when people tell you to do something and you actually do it... Stand Name: *[MAD LAD]* Stand User: *[TURBOAUTISM]*

bro turbo literally like hold my beer lmao and we have a masterpiece

3:50 best part

Driving their way downtown Jolyne: *Look at sex shop* Jotaro: Don't look sweetie. Jolyne: There's a dolphin sex doll. Jotaro:

@donovangunther4538

5 жыл бұрын

Guess that explains where Jolyne picked up her "habits"

@meme4k

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD

@gengy7

4 жыл бұрын

Ow man u so mad 😂

@gengy7

4 жыл бұрын

@Adoki for the sex shop 😓

@bigdick_69420

4 жыл бұрын

Don' ruin the 444 likes

CAR PURATINUM! *ORAAA!* ZA DORIFUTO! *MUDA MUDA MUDA!*

@moisesezequielgutierrez

4 жыл бұрын

*_"ZA DORIFTO! KURUMA (Car) YO TOMARE!"_*

@choysakanto6792

4 жыл бұрын

​@@moisesezequielgutierrez _Gamu Teipu Sutando Faito_ DIO Brando (Stand: Honda Civic EG6) vs Jotaro Kujo (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno) DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Jotaro! Mukatte koru no ka? Kono DIO ni chikazuite koru no ka? Iidaro. I am inviting you into a Gum Tape Stand Fight. I will make you feel the powah of Za Dorifuto! Do you like my car? Even if its capability of stopping time isn't used, its speed and power exceeds far beyond that of your garbage of a car called Car Platinum!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Hmmph! I guess you'll only manage to scratch my 200,000-yen car though.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Why the hell are you Joestars so arrogant? Hmmph! That means I have to accept the challenge and put your shabby '86 to the test.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare.* San, nii, ichi, gooooooo! [race begins] DIO: *Noroi, noroi! Ii-jii-sikusu (EG6) no saikyou no enjin da. If I have raced seriously I would have smashed you flat already.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car goes faster and thus first]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Hmmph... Confident, huh? But are you forgetting something, Jotaro?* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[looks at the gum tape, becomes angry] Yarou! [almost drifts out of line but still managed to get back on track] Yare yare, I now know how to win this stand fight.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[amazingly pissed] Damn this Joestar! He cleared the corner even at such condition! But I'm not as weak as Jonathan nor Vanilla Ice. To win is to win, so deal with this, Jotaro! Za Dorifuto! Kuruma you tomare! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! [uses the 11-sec time stop and bumps Jotaro's car putting him nearly off course, overtakes him and becomes first] Kuruma you muki dasu. GYAHAHAHA!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car still drifting circles uncontrollably] Temee! [gets back on track] Yare yare daze.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[looks at the rearview mirror] NANI?! Such stando powah!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[speeds towards DIO] You cheating piece of shit! I won't lose to fuckers like you, DIO! Caaar Purachina! ORAAAAAA! [using a temporary time stop, speeds and drifts rapidly towards DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *NANI?! He's just next to me?! [After a few corners, Jotaro does gutter technique] Ho! Mukatte kuro no ka? [Jotaro's car nearly collides with DIO's] MASAKA! He's going to crash into me as payback!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[overtakes DIO once more at the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *The Car Platinum overtook Za Dorifuto?! [gets angry] I don't believe this shit! [gets menacingly sly] If Za Dorifuto loses I'd be the laughingstock of my team, but I will preserve my honor if I race it into a tie. So, Jotaro... [MENACING] **-Kono sutando faito no kekka wa-** We shall end this stand fight... **-DABORU KURASHU TO IKO ZE!-** WITH A DOUBLE CRASH! ZA DORIFUTO! KURUMA YOU TOMAREEE! [uses the 11-sec time stop once more to get close to and try to bump Jotaro again] ROAD ROLLER DAAA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAA! WRYYYYYYYYY!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare daze. CAAAR PURACHINA! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA! [uses temporary time stop once more to get away from DIO, drifts car away from DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[shocked face, and heading into the guard rail] NANIII?! [hits the guardrail]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifts and speeds away from the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[gets off the car, looks at the damage caused by the guardrail] Sona... bakana... kono... DIO... da. KONOOOOO DIOOOOOO DAAAAAAAA! [screaming in the distance]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifting and speeding away further] With that dirty tactic of yours, there's only one possible reason why you lost this race. You just managed to piss me off.*

@user-sj9gz7pr3l

4 жыл бұрын

Choy Bisnar HOLY SHIT

@SomePotatoMan

4 жыл бұрын

Choy Bisnar you must have a fuck ton of time on your hands

@AethernaLuxen

4 жыл бұрын

@Choy Bisnar Lol bruh It was merely a coincidence I clicked this comment for your profile pic, and a coincidence I clicked read more

I want to rename it “Stardrift Crusaders“

I just found this channel through this video. And it makes me very happy to see its still going strong with the eurobeats

i legit thought you re-uploaded the meme. Glad to be surprised it was real! Great stuff!

Hohoh you're aprroching me? Jotaro:*dolphin dorifto!!

@papafranku-jb7on

5 жыл бұрын

N-nani?! Dolphin dorifto?!?!?!

@bluephoenix7111

4 жыл бұрын

DOLPHIN DIVE

This is the best Turbo, keep it up the wonderful work you're doing!

This actually made me like the op more, I initially didn't really like Stand Proud that much, but this just makes it so much better

Watch these mad lads start asking for Pillar Men Eurobeat next

@Domfusion

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@moisesezequielgutierrez

5 жыл бұрын

*_[A W A K E N M Y D R I F T E R S]_*

@shadowcloud41

4 жыл бұрын

Ayyayayyy

@idunnohalp9062

4 жыл бұрын

It's already happened now

@traingoneboom570

4 жыл бұрын

M E N A C I N G M E N A C I N G M E N A C I N G

[ STAND NAME: TOYOTA AE86 ] [ STAND USER: JOTARO KUJO "JOJO" ]

You're absolutely correct, enjoy.

fun fact: *Stands* are called *Stands* because they *Stand* right beside you. dio under - *stand?*

@natsudragneel7431

3 жыл бұрын

Anubis: hold my stand !

@nrggvrn5576

3 жыл бұрын

And then their legs are hardly ever shown for the rest of the part

Iggy! Drift out of here! He is still on your tail!

@doppioinahat7924

4 жыл бұрын

Oml

What?? NINE dislikes? *This must be the work of an enemy Stand!*

@TopGear25S

5 жыл бұрын

Enemy standu

@BandBoxBrawl

4 жыл бұрын

Probably not.

@callmemichael6784

4 жыл бұрын

Bad remix in my opinion

@ciganlord

4 жыл бұрын

Enemy car

@reku1emu

4 жыл бұрын

The 9 egyptian gods

When the cloud knight general is jotaro

TurboAutism this is the best untill now

End of the world next Thank you

@crystalt.v.8844

5 жыл бұрын

We see us next April

@uki2163

5 жыл бұрын

Would be nice, right ?

@davidbratland9754

5 жыл бұрын

69 likes Thank you

@OfDaSouth

5 жыл бұрын

『End of Z A R O A D G A』

@ojeejjaaj2112

5 жыл бұрын

Victor Is rad End of ZA DRIFTO!!!!

"Farewell Jotaro! You Can't drift as far as me!" *Jotaro moves closer to dio* "WHAT? It can't be!!" "The...same type? THE SAME TYPE OF CAR?"

@geoffhatch4996

Жыл бұрын

CAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!

I love the key change at the last version of the Melody. Kudos!

I just wanna say I'm a big fan, and I love your work.

yare yare.... now you've done it.

I clicked on the one yesterday and got totally fooled ;-; Now that the real ones out, it's totally amazing! I love it!!!

Petition to change the name to Sturbo Proud

@mislic7458

4 жыл бұрын

Signed

@julietwatson4642

4 жыл бұрын

Signed

@milfagent6531

3 жыл бұрын

SIGNED

@MissionSBinnow

3 жыл бұрын

SIGNED

@christianrielgarcia9736

3 жыл бұрын

Signed yes yes yes yes! oh my god

Best version of Stand Proud!

This enlarges my world

@kingkv3

5 жыл бұрын

You mean it reaches over heaven?

@uki2163

5 жыл бұрын

So, this is your world or whatever, Dio?

@noc9901

5 жыл бұрын

I think he means "pp extendus"

AE86 Vs. Wheel of Fortune Who would win?

@aqua-sama7298

5 жыл бұрын

AE86 of course. It dorifto the wheel of fortune into a different dimension

@gwynaya6756

5 жыл бұрын

Actually wheel of fortune is some kind of cousin to shingo, if takumi defeated shingo, he could defeat wheel of fortune too

Bunta Fujiwara Stand: Hachiroku Abillity: Could drifting with eyes closed

0:29 "WAMUU" *SHIIIZAAAA INTENSIFIES*

Toyota platina Silver car Fiat red Uber purple Limousine green Za bike

@groovyfox2889

4 жыл бұрын

Golden Ferrari

@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers

4 жыл бұрын

*Silver car*

@nezutoch.1175

3 жыл бұрын

How about Mercedes' Red?

@gerardomatamoros9042

3 жыл бұрын

Silver wheelchair* for part 5

@butter9025

3 жыл бұрын

Silver car sounds like a non car guy's car

0 dislikes. *I'm so proud of this community*

@franzwa3945

5 жыл бұрын

@@rungrankibagami9510 W R Y Y Y Y Y

@LevenLappi

5 жыл бұрын

@Play it out ​, Rungran Kibagami, It's actually DIO and his minions from being defeated in part 3.

@michaelskory7188

5 жыл бұрын

Now it is 16, can we get Giorno and the mafia to get those people to like this

@Abdulla_ziz

5 жыл бұрын

Hell now it's 44

@bizarreutahraptor

5 жыл бұрын

... You just had to say that didn't you?

When you realize that the dude who first told you "JoJo is a story about kars" might have been onto something 🤔 When you realize why Kars was the only Pillar Man who became able to Overdrive 🤔

probably the best eurobeat remix i have heard on the internet. God bless you homie.

God the pitch up at the end actually gives me chills every time I hear this. This was flawlessly executed

Do next: AWAKEN, MY DRIFTERS

Kars approves.