this man is a national treasure

@amandapanda5087

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@nhantnt

Жыл бұрын

*irratational

@chloeelder4635

Жыл бұрын

@NhanTNT I understood that reference 😏

@midoriya-shonen

Жыл бұрын

when you can't steal the national treasure because the national treasure is you 🥺

@kell_ceooftomlas

Жыл бұрын

True

You know, in hindsight, Stan talked about the apocalypse coming quite common. We know he listened to FM radio, but I wonder how much of that apocalypse prepping was because of Stanford’s journals and the portal.

@NerdOwlLover487

Жыл бұрын

am radio was what he listened to🙂

@Jane_8319

Жыл бұрын

@@NerdOwlLover487 ah, sorry for the confusion

@NerdOwlLover487

Жыл бұрын

@@Jane_8319 it's okay :)

@EssexAggiegrad2011

Жыл бұрын

He 100% knew

@zappywolf682

Жыл бұрын

+the fact that he tells Robbie to buy gold and that’s one of the things Bill would say! These might’ve been the journals’ influence!

''yes, YES. Burn the child'' and ''The tax collector! You found me!'' are two of my favorite Stan lines

@caleblam8941

9 ай бұрын

MONEYYYYY!!!!!!!

@jigglypuff_foryoutube1700

8 ай бұрын

Mine has to be “because I regularly commit massive tax fraud!” Plus the “kids laughing. laughing at their gruncle” kills me💀

@gachabloxgirl3958

3 ай бұрын

@@jigglypuff_foryoutube1700 My favorite quote from him wearing the truth teeth is "I scratch myself aggressively in places I shouldn't mention" 😭😭😭

"I put up with this pig the entire summer, now it's your parents turn" followed by the bus driver telling him animals aren't allowed on, and him pulling out his brass knuckles, is still one of my favorite moments.

@dusaprukiyathan1613

Жыл бұрын

for his neutral special, ford wields

@dusaprukiyathan1613

Жыл бұрын

for his neutral special, ford wields

@Daughters_Of_Chaos

Жыл бұрын

@@dusaprukiyathan1613 *GUN*

@dusaprukiyathan1613

Жыл бұрын

@@Daughters_Of_Chaos why did my reply send twice oof

@thesmallguy1281

Жыл бұрын

and Stanley's gun, don't forget the Brothers Protection Agency (BPA)

It's hard to pick a favorite stan line when they're all this good.

@sav.was.here.

Жыл бұрын

YES.

@cailieisidro5758

Жыл бұрын

That’s true but the ones I quote the most is “He may be little but he has big plans”, “Stan vac, it sucks more than anything!”, and “But her is getting better!”

@gavinbrown216

Жыл бұрын

@@cailieisidro5758 I like “it will not give you rashes; I repeat, it will NOT give you rashes! … it gave you rashes.”

@lofkii

4 ай бұрын

​@@gavinbrown216 "JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN," "I'm giving none of this to charity," and "road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED" are my favorite ones to quote

@amythicbitch

3 ай бұрын

⁠im a big fan of “Darn beautiful men,always eating out of my trash… wait what?”

"KIDSS!!! I CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE AND I REFUSE TO STAND UP!" Stan is mood

@ellianaeubanks9896

Жыл бұрын

You’re mood

@tahraethestoryteller6079

Жыл бұрын

And yet eventually gets up for ice cream

"Grunkle Stan, are you blindfolded too?" "Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?" Legitimately one of my favorite lines in existence.

@lenajones2650

Жыл бұрын

Same

@SuperNerd9695

Жыл бұрын

What about this one ----------------------------- It's really straight

@ShazzledWolf32

Жыл бұрын

I read this right as he said that

@Unversed333

3 ай бұрын

* Crashes through roadblock.

"Some people say it's wrong for a man to love a wax replica of himself." "I, uh, couldn't find the remote." "That's why I'm so hard on Dipper. So when the world fights him, he fights back." "Heh, fighting back :)" "You know, I can still drop you." "Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?" "What the H??" "I'm gonna smother 'em with fun!" "Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you." "Welp, this is gettin' weird." "Or maybe these rare photos of American Presidents?" "Shh, stress will make you chewy." "Here, sweetie, blow something up for your Grunkle Stan." Just some honorable mentions of my favorite Stan lines

@Tari_10_Editz

Жыл бұрын

Nevermind about that, besides, he's like a walking pile of iconic quotes

@nhantnt

Жыл бұрын

Nothing is wrong, my friend. Nothing is wrong.

"When theres no cops around ANYTHINGS legal!" Still quotable to this day

@hristomir-zw6bg

Жыл бұрын

And if there are cops don't forget to bring your doctor note for your seeing eye bear xD

@jordanbrown3109

3 ай бұрын

« Everything’s legal in Jersey, as long as you don’t get caught » - some quote my dad used to say a lot

"I'm Stan and I was Wrong, I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song"

@amandapanda5087

Жыл бұрын

"I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance"

@summertimebean

Жыл бұрын

@@amandapanda5087 DO THE KICK

@chloeelder4635

Жыл бұрын

Mabel- "JAZZIER!!!"

@justusb.plorer8773

Жыл бұрын

I think Ford should see that clip.

@SalemSalamander

Жыл бұрын

@@chloeelder4635 Mabel- DO THE KICKS

My favorite stan line will always be the hysterical "MONEYYYYYYYY"

@fewcandleanimations

Жыл бұрын

Yes that makes me laugh so hard every time I watch that episodes!

@sims2lovealot

Жыл бұрын

Today I learned that morality is relative. MONEEEEEEYYYY

“Kids, if I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than ford” “Man wants his privacy, I can respect that, *throws grappling hook over gate* , welp, everyone over the fence” “That’s what I’m saying, AAUGH, *throws tv out the window* , I, uh, couldn’t find the remote

@bethanyscarbrough3416

Жыл бұрын

You had your chance at the cotillion, you!!

@krismover

Жыл бұрын

@@omni2670 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'! AAAAAAUGH!!!

0:47 I just realized, Stan owns ten guns yet still predominantly uses brass knuckles or a baseball bat for some reason. Was he lying about the guns? Did he forget he had them? These are questions that may never be answered.

@chasepyle6168

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t you hear him? The guns are exclusively for ladder-related emergencies.

@amandapanda5087

Жыл бұрын

@@chasepyle6168 Exactly

@wingnightbackwards

Жыл бұрын

How can he wield 10 guns at once?

@YooranKujara

Жыл бұрын

@@wingnightbackwards he could do atleast 3 if he can get his tongue to pull the trigger

@MasterArchfiend

Жыл бұрын

Just because he owns guns doesn’t mean he prefers them. Besides, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were actually Stanford’s and they are more high tech than he can use in a pinch.

“He’s a pathetic wimp. No one wants to be around him. That’s what they said about me”

@sav.was.here.

Жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for him :(((

@Tater_jam

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that part was sad

@ellianaeubanks9896

Жыл бұрын

You’re a pathetic wimp. No one wants to be around you. Thats what they said about you

@Tater_jam

Жыл бұрын

@@ellianaeubanks9896 yeah lmao

“Can I please have my hands back? There’s a very important gesture I like to show you” *Welcome back to “YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION!”*

@bethanyscarbrough3416

Жыл бұрын

Also I love that the hand witch was wearing the Masters robe from "Manos": Hands of Fate.

Definitely secretly the funniest character on the show

@jeremyusreevu237

Жыл бұрын

What about Soos?

@nickick8498

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremyusreevu237 I'm sorry but Stan has always been the comedy goat

@Theking0fgg

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not secretly. Grunkle stan is comedy gold

@alejandronieto4212

Жыл бұрын

In terms of comedy, Stanley is as subtle as throwing a brick to a window, and we love him for his crazy lines and actions.

@cradica

3 ай бұрын

Agreed he's the best part

"Children fighting, I can sell this!"

“I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly!”

"Yes, yes, burn the child" will never fail to make me laugh.

0:14 I love how S&P let this go through, but refused to let the summerween party flyer say "bottles will be spun" Funny that Alex Hirsh saw this, and so replaced that part of the flyer with "Not S&P" approved and THAT got approrved

@sav.was.here.

Жыл бұрын

That's always bothered me!! Why let Stan say it in that episode, but have it removed in another?

@dusaprukiyathan1613

Жыл бұрын

@@sav.was.here. I suppose it's one game versus a totally real makeout party

@bmx9757

Жыл бұрын

This was an early episode ,probably before it got popular and they decided to be stricter with censorship

@gracekim25

Жыл бұрын

S and P? 😅

@bethanyscarbrough3416

Жыл бұрын

'"Not S&P Approved' has been S&P approved" is the greatest sentence in the English language.

"Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything"

@kamo7293

Жыл бұрын

I really need to work on that

@lukedelameter7961

Жыл бұрын

“I repeat, the Rip-Off won’t give you rashes.” “. . . It gave you rashes.”

@HorrorMonster4406

Жыл бұрын

"That's the Sham Total! It's a total sham."

@chanterelle483

7 ай бұрын

Love the scene with Stan's pitchforks too! 😂

" when life gives you lemons, you call 'em yellow oranges and you sell them for double price! "

“There is absolutely NOTHING about this that I understand.” “After All these years, I finally have them all.” “He’s family.. he won’t bite..” “Eanie Meanie Mineie.. YOU.” “Can it Poindexter.” “Looks like you’re at the creepy age where you stare at girls.” “Tryin WAY to hard, -50 Suck-Up points.” “Now to wait 15 hours until the pool opens in the morning………. This was a good plan.” Can you do another video of this stuff please? “A gambler never reveals their secrets.” “Woah lady, that’s one ugly baby!” Edit: thank you for all of the likes

@sav.was.here.

Жыл бұрын

I might, it was really fun!

@Rals11k

Жыл бұрын

@@sav.was.here. thank you

@TheMultiGamerOfficial

Жыл бұрын

Interesting that "Eenie Meanie Miney You" is shared by both Stanley and Bill.

@YooranKujara

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMultiGamerOfficial that's the one I heard in my head

@Rals11k

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMultiGamerOfficial didn’t actually notice that

One of my favourite Stan quotes will always be “The man wants his privacy. I can respect that” *Proceeds to climb over the fence*

4:37 “$20? I’ll just take them when you’re not looking.” “What?” “I said I was gonna rob you.” Definitely my top 5 favorite Stan lines

“There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.” -Stan Pines

3:31 Part of the "Uncle Code"

I find it funny when Stan's pupils go opposite ways at random times

@ellianaeubanks9896

Жыл бұрын

I find it funny when your pupils go opposite ways at random times

@kiwitapioka1395

Жыл бұрын

@@ellianaeubanks9896 bro whats your issue istg

4:33 I find it kinda cool yet weird that Bill cipher mentions buying gold and its something Stan brings up too . Nice little detail and just found it kinda funky

“Everything I cared about. Its all for this family” Did they really slip this past us

This is the only collection of his that I have seen that doesn’t end with him beating Bill. Respect for that.

“You kids were a nuisance this whole summer.” *hugs dipper and mable while crying* God I love grunkle Stan

2:32 Lord of the Flies reference

“When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!” Is one I still use frequently

I forget how funny Grunkle Stan was 😂 I mean, the whole show is hilarious, but Stan really delivers the humor that even older audiences enjoy

1:46 LOL! I love the way he said that. Road safety laws, prepare to be IGNORED!🤣❤️

@reillymarshall9051

5 ай бұрын

1:47

when you’re a kid you think Soos and Mable are the gems of this show, when you’re an adult you realize Dipper and Stan are the gems of this show and that Soos is sadly just relatable

@villona277

9 ай бұрын

To be fair though, everyone in this show are their own unique gems and I love all of them 😌✨✨

0:05Stan predicted Weirdmageddon

“MONEY!!!!!” made me actually laugh out loud, therefore, I can say, 4:02lol

@zcarp8642

9 ай бұрын

To be fair that's a fairly appropriate response to seeing a literal heap of gold and jewels

@reillymarshall9051

5 ай бұрын

4:03

@stavkous4963

3 ай бұрын

Ford staring into the void:

*While running by, grabbing as much as he can* "MONEEEEEYYYYY!"

2:41 i thought this wasnt from gravity falls

4:50 *WHEEZING SOUND*

Stan: Here ya go sweetie, set something on fire for me Mable : I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!! Stan: what is that? A ladybug? (Same episode too) And Stan: it took him... It took waddles... Also Stan: good news, you're getting a puppy!

"BEHOLD! The Sascrotch" "I'd fire all of you if I could" "Here we have rock that looks like a face rock a rock that looks like a face"

@bethanyscarbrough3416

Жыл бұрын

Does it look like a rock?

@KookieKing700

Жыл бұрын

@@bethanyscarbrough3416 No it looks like a face

@bethanyscarbrough3416

Жыл бұрын

@@KookieKing700 is it a face?

@KookieKing700

Жыл бұрын

@@bethanyscarbrough3416 No it's a rock that looks like a face

"No te preocupas! Vamos! Vamos!"

0:58 ok Mr White

@sav.was.here.

Жыл бұрын

ugh, Walter White is such a prick.

THE role model for anyone

“What is that, a woodpecker?-“ Proceeds to crash through trees

i can’t believe it’s been 10 years since this amazing show was created. one of the bests ever imo and i still watch it on a daily basis. my sister and i have like every single line memorized loll

I will never not laugh hysterically when I hear "her aim is getting better." Idk why, but the way he says it got me dying

2:18 didn't the Al Bundy said something like that - ...did you missed me ? - With every bullet so far...

2:00 me and my friends going somewhere and they let me drive 💀

3:01 without context that sounds so wrong

@ShadowTheDragon253

Ай бұрын

It would be worse if he said a van

Some of my favorite Grunkle Stan quotes: "After all these years, finally, I have them all!" "Children fighting! I can sell this!" "When there's no cop's around, anything is legal" "MONEEEEYYYY!!!!" "Yes, yes burn the child!" "Teach kids swears, that'll bring 'em into the real world!" "Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!" "Wait, I'm alone, I can swear for real! SON OF A-" And finally, my all time favorite: "My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!!"

2:06 "what is that a woodpecker?" *dies*

0:22 my dad on KZread

I live by 1:15

These are more out of context than gravity falls out of context Loved the vid

My favorite part about Stan's hysterical "MONEY!!!!" scene is how Ford's just staring into the distance, completely still, not even reacting to him like the others did.

“Don’t think just because I have amnesia that I’m gonna give you a raise Soos”

One of my favorite Stan lines is, “Do you mean crimes in general, or just the specific ones committed by m-“

“I’m giving none of this to charity” BROOO😭

Can we just talk about how he predicted the apocalypse Thanks for including my comment :)

@sav.was.here.

Жыл бұрын

I know right! And no problem :)

Grunkle Stan is literally the master of quotes.

"Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?" Is my favorite line ever😂

God, I didn't realize just how many God tier quotes he had

"Sorry Stan, you've got a flight to catch." "Oh yeah? _So do you."_

I feel like his final words to Bill would have been a good place to end the video.

Stan is one of my favorite characters.

0:52 is straigt out of breaking bad

"you know what? being loved is overrated." *"BUT FEAR IS PRICELESS!"*

“It’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby” - my favorite stan quote

3:39 BRUH THIS HAS TO BE MEANT DIFFERENT THEN I THINK LMAO

“I have a certain ‘gesture’ I’d like to share with you”

One of my favourite quotes from Stan is “I’ll grammar Stanley you!”

"When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

I swear “Put ‘em on an island and make them fight for dominance! Also teach kids swears” is a Lord of the Flies reference

“Doo doo do, this is the driving song, can’t really see where i’m going.”

You forgot my favourite one. “Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child!”

This is honestly the first time I did one of these. Good work on it

@sav.was.here.

Жыл бұрын

:)

When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal “That’s right, these pins are hidden cameras, and my hearing aid was picking up the feedback. Who’s the fraud now?” “Wait, wait stop everything! I’ve got something to say!” “Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!” “It all begins with this little fella, the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he has *big plans.*” “He’s really comin’ along. When push comes to shove, I’m actually proud of him. Just don’t ever tell him that. His head’s big enough as it is.” “All right, maybe I haven’t been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we’re gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?” “Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?” Kids! I can’t find the remote and I refuse to stand up!” “Just ten minutes, without this pig in the house. Is that so much to ask?” That is all his quotes I remember

"Well, I can't argue with Dr. Medicine..." "TO THE HOSPITAL HONEY PANTS!!!"

"We'd have to break in and- JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN!"

"Heh..fighting back." "Who wants Stan-cakes? They're like pancakes, but I think I got some of my hair in them." "FROM HECK'S HEART, I STAB AT THEEE!!"

"hey, grunkle Stan, ever kissed a pig before?" "i'm not gonna answer that question"

People forgot a few good ones. "I'm gonna have to use my old man powers" "In my day, zeppelins fell from the sky like raindrops" The scene with Stan's belly in Dreamscaperers

@grand_admiral_henrich4416

8 ай бұрын

OMG. I forgot about that belly scene in Dreamscaperers. That is 1 of the FUNNIEST scenes in Gravity falls. Thank you Kind Random person on the internett! :D o7

"Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face" !

If i died, make sure my tombstone'd be bigger than Ford's.

"Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger, to stay in this crazy game called life." I seriously want this on a T-shirt, something about it sounds so relatable.

“ My ex-wife still misses me……” “BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER “

the fact im watching this with the sound off but can still hear stan 😭😭

Watched this show for the first time recently, learned Stan was voiced by the show's creator. I got the vibes that Alex voiced Stan not just because he had the voice, but also because Stan was his favorite character and he didn't want *anyone* messing him up.

“Shhh shhh! Stress will make you chewy.”

Coming across this video a year later only to find that I have in fact made it into said video (3:19) has brought me more joy than you can imagine. Thanks a bunch, Sav!

@sav.was.here.

10 ай бұрын

🥰

I feel like everyone in The pines family has a talent of being hilarious and making the viewers laugh the shit out of ourselves by their lines 🤣😂😆

That just put me 90 minutes closer to death.

Literally everything that comes out of this man’s mouth is gold.

Honestly, every single line from Stan is iconic in some form, it'd be hard to find a quote that CAN'T be put in a video!

"yes yes burn the child" is and always will be my favourite quote everrree

“That llama knew too much”