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@thehalevirus8477

Жыл бұрын

Big fan! I would love to see you do 'Tango and Cash'!!!

@REDVETTExxx

Жыл бұрын

Man this shit is funny! You so stooopid🤣🤣🤣. I love this movie but my god the 80’s🤣🤣🤣🤣

@scottjoseph9578

Жыл бұрын

Genius!

@princesssolace4337

Жыл бұрын

The starting narrative only says how fcuked up America is , not the World mate.

@MrBuketman

Жыл бұрын

You know you’re a fan when you notice you have a match between your teeth.

The 80s and 90s: When everything was made out of C4 and nitroglycerin 🤣

@lilmoeszyslak4810

Жыл бұрын

The good old days!!

@Jinz3

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@niceguy1774

Жыл бұрын

...as opposed to today, where everything is made of white guilt, gender dysphoria, virtue signalers, and Champions of Passive-aggressive behavior.

@borisp9163

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@chocodiledundee1

Жыл бұрын

And Vietnam vets …. In the 80’s most everything had to do a Ex Vietnam soldier and an ex CIA!

“Yelling drop it between gun shots…” 😂

@agsid209

Жыл бұрын

That was the best haha

@notamoonraker

Жыл бұрын

Yelling "drop it" while he shoots the bad guy dead lol.. like, it's never too late

@BlazingOwnager

Жыл бұрын

Most realistic thing in the movie

@louielouie5120

Жыл бұрын

A great movie!!!

@Highlander1432

Жыл бұрын

blows him away too like 20 shots

"This is the most over the top Stallone movie since the Stallone movie Over the Top" is quite possibly one of the best lines I've ever heard.

@ellisberry5984

10 ай бұрын

Had me Loling. Frfr.

@dexterdexter6975

9 ай бұрын

"Buy the new chest's hair wig and be more Tarzan even than Rambo!"

@svenjansen2134

8 ай бұрын

Your 69th like was mine 😉

I lost it when he yelled "drop it!" AFTER he started shooting 😂

@user-cq9xg2nx4d

Жыл бұрын

What else to expect from a person who eats a frozen pizza cut with scisors)))

@DeltaEchoGolf

Жыл бұрын

He technically "followed procedure"!

@ezet

Жыл бұрын

And it worked as he indeed dropped it

@koteymccall4375

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s the joke of it

@Fascistbeast

11 ай бұрын

Hey dirtbag 🎤 😂 lmao

"You're a disease and I'm the cure" is one of the best one line burns EVER.

@UpsonPrattJr.

Жыл бұрын

There's no coming back from that line.

@highwaystar3780

Жыл бұрын

"Ladies and Gentlemen...I saw Cobra last night and this is my review,..Stallone is the Disease and Acting lessons are the Cure",....David Letterman

@ryandeffley7652

Жыл бұрын

@@highwaystar3780 - 🤣💀

@Fascistbeast

Жыл бұрын

Not cheese at all 😂

@ShhImASpy

Жыл бұрын

@@HAYAOLEONE He dropped it alright. Not a proper drop but still...

“Go ahead. I don’t shop here.” My favorite movie quote of all time.

_Cobra_ is like an insane, amped-up parody of _Dirty Harry._ And, ironically enough, Andrew Robinson is in both films!

@frankdeleon4209

7 ай бұрын

Doesn't need a holster just sticks shit it in his pants.😂😂😂

@The_Greedy_Orphan

3 ай бұрын

Who is secretly a tailor in all those movies.

@douglaswatters7303

3 ай бұрын

He gets punched in the face in both films

I love this movie purely because of the amazing 80s vibe it gives me. It's like I'm really back there in that decade again, playing crappy Commodore 64 games, watching hired movies on a VCR and waiting for the weekend when my family would eat takeaway on Friday nights.

@paulh4943

7 ай бұрын

Best times

@ducksoff7236

2 ай бұрын

What the hell is a "hired" movie? What did you hire it to do?

@user-br6px6ok9x

8 күн бұрын

And watching the cartoons like Transformers and Masters Of The Universe on the TV

“Just that knob existing should be a massive OSHA violation “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@borisp9163

Жыл бұрын

😭

@1Dub79

Жыл бұрын

I’m done! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord

Жыл бұрын

I spat coffee all over my phone!

@JoMagic-ny8zu

Жыл бұрын

What gets me is? Why would there be sparks and steam at that warehouse is beyond me?! Especially when nobody was there before they went in? That is a OSHA violation itself..💢😂🤣

@Jay_Z.

Жыл бұрын

That part made me laugh too!!!🤣☠

Fun fact: Sylvester Stallone wrote Cobra as a draft for Eddie Murphy's Beverly Hills Cop, but was turned down cuz it was too gritty and violent. So he went and made his script into a movie. That is how Cobra came to be

@fdation

Жыл бұрын

I never knew that but I can see it being part 2.They made that more gritty maybe because of that?

@dc7236

Жыл бұрын

Wow... How do you even know that!??

@brucelucasjr5856

Жыл бұрын

@@dc7236 I don't remember where I saw it but it stuck with me cuz I'd have never made that connection otherwise. I always thought that was a cool lil nugget of info

@dc7236

Жыл бұрын

@@brucelucasjr5856 imagine Eddie Murphy crackin Jokes the whole time thru all the over the top violence

@zibtihaj3213

Жыл бұрын

Wowww

" I really thought this bullet would stop the van in it's track" 🤣🤣

Stallones mumbling in the beginning is truly some of the best voice work of his day

“A murder every 25 seconds…250 rapes every 11 seconds…a burglary every day” lol, saving the hardest hitting statistic for last

@highwaystar3780

Жыл бұрын

Brandon's AmeriKKa

@jajafeedyns8082

Жыл бұрын

I smell a trope here...

@ChickenMcThiccken

Жыл бұрын

it was true tho. you think he pulled those stats out of his ass?

@gregbors8364

Жыл бұрын

@@ChickenMcThiccken Well, this film is obviously a documentary, so…

@lookingforlove839

Жыл бұрын

@@ChickenMcThiccken well, with 250 rapes every 11 seconds, I'm sure there is plenty of room there

Just remember: Toys R Us WANTED their company represented in this movie😂😂😖

@JoMagic-ny8zu

Жыл бұрын

So now, there's no more stores standing...🤯🤦🤣

@DarkroomMedia007

Жыл бұрын

@@JoMagic-ny8zu 🤣🤣😂😂👏🏽😂 oh, that's right!

“ROBOTS!” hell yeah

The 80s and 90s was Hollywood's peak.

@godmaentertainment4375

Жыл бұрын

and Rock&Roll

@notamoonraker

Жыл бұрын

80s was gritty, disco / metal Hollywood 90s was family-friendly Hollywood

@shmygolas

Жыл бұрын

there was a lot of cheese in the 80s (like this one), of course, some greats too. 90s was also pretty cool. but 70s was the greatest decade in Hollywood. countless great movies came out then

@godmaentertainment4375

Жыл бұрын

@@shmygolas Some where in the mid 90s movies and Rock&Roll just died.

@Saintinthecity-wh9nl

Жыл бұрын

Come on! I love 80s films but the golden period of American cinema was the 30s and 70s.

Him cutting the pizza with scissors was one of the most hilarious things I seen at that point in my young life😂😂😂

@maxhult830

Жыл бұрын

I'm baffled people don't realize how good scissors are for slicing pizza... seriously, it's friggin' great! AND possible to do with one hand, only requirement that it's the right hand.

@maxhult830

Жыл бұрын

I mean, if you haven't tried it yourself, just look at Sly when he cuts the pizza, how great it works. You surely know it to be true!

@UpsonPrattJr.

Жыл бұрын

It just makes common sense.

@4ng31088

Жыл бұрын

We do that in Italy

@jasonsmith530

Жыл бұрын

Young thug life

Cobra, Tango & Cash, Over the Top. Stallone is in so many classics outside of the Rocky and Rambo franchise. Arnold and Sylvester are living legends.

@Confucius202

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention "Stop or my mom will shoot".

@juicyfruit6311

Жыл бұрын

No love for Sly and Dolly in "Rhinestone?"

@tayhawkins9235

Жыл бұрын

Omg! I forgot about Tango and Cash! I loved all these Stallone movies. 😂

@pinebarrenpatriot8289

Жыл бұрын

@@tayhawkins9235 "anybody want to get high?" Best line in Tango and Cash. Fun fact, Tango and Cash was the very last movie to be released in theaters in the 80's

@kalybnielsen4183

Жыл бұрын

All I have to do when watching my nephews is show them movies we watched growing up, they are always reluctant to watch them, 2 minutes after Cobra or whatever starts, they are hooked

"Calling it a plan is generous, and everyone involved should be ashamed." Its just too much for me, man. Your videos have me in stitches

You’re a narration genius 👏. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks . You got my subscription 👍

@Robo311Star

Жыл бұрын

And to think only a few thousand of us know of this gem

@6sKi6z6

Жыл бұрын

I love that this movie was Stallone's idea for Beverly Hills Cop. And when they told him they wanted a comedy, he made this instead. Mostly as an excuse to flirt with the chick who would be his wife...temporary.

@bernardm2312

Жыл бұрын

Without doubt the best movie review of all time. Anyone who doesn't enjoy it is an idiot!

@Brightmarine95

Жыл бұрын

Thats the reason i subscribed, his narration is the best ive heard in years.

@j.brendenstookey3437

Жыл бұрын

This channel should be HUGE! I just found it yesterday and I’m sharing with friends as fast as I can! It’s a hidden gem!

The part where he cuts the pizza w scissors has been my cure for depression since this 1987

@STONESGAM

Жыл бұрын

Lol. Mine is when he takes the cigarette out of that guys mouth, rips his shirt off and tells him to clean up his act.

@travisjohnson6358

Жыл бұрын

That's how I cut pizza lol

@yootaobe5536

Жыл бұрын

@@travisjohnson6358 same lmao it works so much better, what's with these people? 😂

@travisjohnson6358

Жыл бұрын

@@yootaobe5536 I know right

@metalgrinch

Жыл бұрын

It's scenes like that which helped to shape me into the man I am today.

Cobra is amazing. It's the kind of movie that requires you to just enjoy and give your brain cells some rest... Love it 😀

@samaforjindam1926

9 ай бұрын

😂 "give your braincells some rest" 🤣🤣🤣

@last7509

7 ай бұрын

it's great to just watch these old movies and laugh. but actually we thought these were believable once. so that is concerning....

One of sly’s most iconic characters, highly underrated, surprised he never reprised the role in a sequel

@henrlima87

Жыл бұрын

Dont give them any ideas dude!!

@lgbfjb1183

Жыл бұрын

@@henrlima87 yeah they would mess it up, especially now he’s 60’s

@fifedogg511

Жыл бұрын

@Amtrakn Metalhead he also has a new show coming out on paramount+ called The Tulsa King or something like that looks pretty good

@1Dub79

Жыл бұрын

Cobra was one of my favorites growing up. I first seen it, when I was about 7. I bought it a few years ago on Blu-Ray.

@wolf-bearchief3705

Жыл бұрын

@MichaelMyers'knife Seriously, he's awesome, a tough old dude still kicking ass

The part where he narrates how the security guard is trying to stop a van going full speed with a pistol slayed me 😂😂😂

@efstathiosisaakidis1630

Жыл бұрын

The last bullet didn't do the job 😂

@genxer1

Жыл бұрын

To be honest, I was surprised it didn't work too.

@DarkroomMedia007

Жыл бұрын

@@genxer1 right! 😳🤭

@seric4546

Жыл бұрын

Pistols in Cobra are very powerful. A couple shots from a snub nose 38 into a control panel causes a whole steel Refinery to Spring to life.

@genxer1

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkroomMedia007 The van didn't explode from being shot either like would happen in real life. I'm calling bs.

The egg carton gun cleaning, pizza scissors, toys ‘r us Christmas song scene could be one of the craziest things ever put in a major motion picture.

this movie actually tells that Stallone could be the best Punisher

@flipjupiter1

Жыл бұрын

Yea!!!!!! Never thought of that. Perfect.

@synthnation9857

Жыл бұрын

dolph lundgren already take that spot dude.

@flipjupiter1

Жыл бұрын

@@synthnation9857 that movie was awful, but I remember really liking the last 15 minutes or so. But also, I was like 10. I should rewatch it.

@lonewanderer882

Жыл бұрын

2 word: Jon Bernthal. The end.

@samuelleahy4780

Жыл бұрын

@@lonewanderer882Thomas Jane was a million times better in my opinion. Maybe a punisher multiverse movie where you have dolph lundgren Thomas Jane,John Bernthal and ray Stevenson all in one movie or series? That could be really fun.

lol this came out right after Rambo 2 and Rocky 4 when nobody could tell him what to do 🤣

@scmsean

Жыл бұрын

Actually they did. They completely edited the movie from the original.

@prideneverdies1001

Жыл бұрын

@@We_Are_Borg_478 "Tango and Cash was ridiculous" You take that back right now

@proguninc4080

Жыл бұрын

"Nobody could tell him what to do?" Maybe thats why Rocky 4, Rambo 2, and Cobra were all great man-movies. 💪

@proguninc4080

Жыл бұрын

@@We_Are_Borg_478.... But he already WAS more than Rocky and Rambo. He was COBRA. 😎💪👍

@camaroman101

Жыл бұрын

@@scmsean cobra? What was the original like?

9:40. Got to love how a couple of the guys banging axes together are wearing business suits.

@mikes5637

Жыл бұрын

Early disciples of the Purge.

@AdoreYouInAshXI

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's to give the impression the Cult is full of powerful and corrupt people, such as the female cop. Or maybe that's my brain trying to find logic in an illogical situation.

@cyclonus01

Жыл бұрын

The first rule of fight club...

@JoMagic-ny8zu

Жыл бұрын

Don't be fooled..These cults and others recruit people of all trades as long as they join by oath and loyalty to their secret society...💢⚒️

@theelder4797

Жыл бұрын

Illuminati reference! 😱

Brian Thompson should have received an Emmy for his portrayal of the night slasher, he was absolutely perfect for that role.

@yanicyoda4762

Жыл бұрын

He was born to play that role

@adammccarthy239

Жыл бұрын

It's me and you pig! Gold

@deucepickle2091

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't there a scene in here of him combing his hair with a knife?

@jagermeisterjager7794

Жыл бұрын

Thanks PIG!!

@BitcoinMotorist

Жыл бұрын

An Emmy? You mean an Oskar, right?

I loved this movie as a ten year old kid in the eighties! Every weekend from ages 7 to 17 my cousin and I would rent 1 action, one comedy and one horror/thriller!

"This perfectly normal gentlemen, takes over a grocery store and really fucking hates produce!!!" 🤣🤣🤣☠☠🤣😅 Damn this movie is badass and very underrated.

11:30 Fun Fact: that is the same steel mill where they filmed Terminator 2

I can't believe there's a burglary in America EVERY SINGLE DAY

@darreng8256

2 жыл бұрын

255 rapes every 11 seconds is an insane amount and a really weird way to frame it

@resevoirdog

Жыл бұрын

And a "murder every 25 seconds" .. Lol that doesn't make sense

@dwaneanderson8039

Жыл бұрын

@@resevoirdog That's about 1.26 million murders a year. Yeah,... no. I think this story must take place in an alternate universe. Which explains a lot.

@fekalistagrzybowory7619

Жыл бұрын

Dosłownie ziemia obiecana, Marcinie

@kevgamble

Жыл бұрын

And on bad days, there are sometimes two!

One of the best quotes is at the last scene. The lieutenant congratulates Stallone and asks what the city can do to repay him for saving LA from an evil cult. Stallone says they could pay to fix his car. The lieutenant says he sure wishes he could but it’s not in the budget.

@stargazer2504

6 ай бұрын

Totally a movie trope- the cop uses their personal car to do their business. Fast forward to Bad Boys and Mike Lowery asks to have his Porche fixed and the captain says "No, that's why we drive police cars..." Fast forward to Jack Reacher and he says "Cops never vote democrate and they never drive their own cars" and the cop shrugs like... "yeah". Yup. IRL cops don't drive their own cars. The liability is way too much. Cobra was a fun movie, but nothing like the real world, until the Captain said, "Sorry, it's just not in the budget". That was the most realistic line in the scene.

“There is not a single decision in this movie that makes any f*cking sense at all.” Wow, that had me laughing out loud so hard. Thanks very much.

Please keep these reviews coming. It's an art and a science, and i think you may have perfected both.

@HNIN1973

Жыл бұрын

You could say it's hard to tell where the art stops and the science starts..

@MrBuketman

Жыл бұрын

You know you’re a fan when you notice you have a match between your teeth.

I saw this in the theater with my parents. My mother actually walked out during the parking garage scene. The rest of us loved it though...haha.

@ChickenMcThiccken

Жыл бұрын

you lucky bastard. i had to go to europe between the ages of 5 and 6. movie came out when i came back.

@godwindracing6056

Жыл бұрын

As above, you are lucky. I was going to see this on my 11th birthday when it came out in HK. Uncle was going to take me to the cinema to see this but it got shot down by his wife and my 2 elder sisters. Ended up seeing ‘A Better Tomorrow’ weeks later though.

@mikehunt4986

Жыл бұрын

Saw this with my dad back in 1986. We both loved it. Women should have no say when it comes to movies. They don't know shit about them.

@taketheredpill1452

Жыл бұрын

"Let Mom wait in the car." - #BetterTimes

This movie is a hidden gem everyone must see who loves cheesy 80s action movies. I instantly fell in love with this movie. So many great one liners especially towards the end of the movie and the opening scene is awesome. Pretty hilarious to.

Yo it seems like my childhood was filled with nothing but underrated action films

Good analysis of this'80s classic. I was also impressed by Cobras ability to do witness protection detail. Always walk the witness out the front door of the hospital get into a highly customized hot rod and Burn Rubber for about two city blocks. You know, so as not to draw attention.

@DarkroomMedia007

Жыл бұрын

Lol! Burn rubber. 😆

@ryanmozert

Жыл бұрын

yeah

@CopiousDoinksLLC

Жыл бұрын

Also, make sure to take the witness to a secluded location where there's zero backup, despite the fact that you personally believe there's an entire army of psychopaths who are trying to kill them. Standard operating procedure.

@seric4546

Жыл бұрын

@@CopiousDoinksLLC I seem to remember detective Monte saying "we should keep her in the city where the security is" but what does he know.

@taketheredpill1452

Жыл бұрын

LOL

It's funny that the main villain was such a nice guy at the audition Stallone couldn't see him as a bad guy

@anadthebarbarian

Жыл бұрын

Brian Thompson is great

@VanSulis

Жыл бұрын

@@anadthebarbarian eventually played Shou Kahn in the 2nd MK movie

@dreday5880

Жыл бұрын

Bodyguard in Lionheart

This was one of Sly’s best movies ever! I wish I was alive in the 80’s to have scene this in theaters. So much of this didn’t make sense and it was incredible!

Most underrated is "Night Hawks." Great flick. Especially the ending.

@seric4546

Жыл бұрын

You got that right, very underrated and Rutger Hauer is amazing in it.

@Stoigniew666

Жыл бұрын

Yep very good

@blogattacker

8 ай бұрын

Excelente movie

@richardcollier1912

Ай бұрын

Stallone can wash a mean dinner plate.

Randomly got recommended your Seagal videos so I’m starting to watch the other ones now too. I’ll be recommending your channel to everyone. Your narration is top class 👌🏼

@SpaceIce

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@burdi7537

Жыл бұрын

@@SpaceIce 100% I haven't been this excited to find a new channel in years. I'm already laughed out I need a break

@netaro1890

Жыл бұрын

Same, started off with the seagal movies now I’m hooked with the whole channel

@jackbits6397

Жыл бұрын

Same for me but it was the Time Cop one. I laughed so hard at that one.

@No-onesgayformoleman

Жыл бұрын

Same here. I forgot which Seagal video it was though, they're all terrible (the movies) and your narration is the best fucking thing on youtube.

Brian Thompson has a story about how he was in a grocery store, a fan came out of somewhere and asked him to sign his knife.

@FakeAdminZ

Жыл бұрын

Eesh

@HighFalutinTootin

Жыл бұрын

Fun trivia Brian Thompson was in Three Amigos he was one of the German pilot's friends

@KevPage-Witkicker

Жыл бұрын

@@HighFalutinTootin He's also in MOON 44, one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. He's pretty good in it though.

@Le_Stadt

Жыл бұрын

Wow... so it IS an unwritten rule that no one can ever speak of brian playing shao kahn in MK annihilation... space ice didnt even make a shao kahn joke through his whole video... i know cuz i was waiting for it the whole time. Alas! It did not come to pass...

"you have the right to remain silent.". as he lights him on fire is actually an awesome line.

Tango and Cash, TANGO AND CASH PLEASE. Thanks for the laughs and logic 😅🤣😂

Holy shit. The main villain is the same guy that played Shao Kahn in the original MK movie! Didn't think he had any other credits. (Then again, I didn't look...)

@mikes5637

Жыл бұрын

He's been in loads of stuff, pretty much typecast as a villain because of how he looks. He was a vampire in Buffy season 1.

@joniahdemarco3371

Жыл бұрын

@@mikes5637 Not shocking. And his hammy delivery just made it a stronger point. Lol Actually, he's not far off from that guy who's a convict-turned-model. (I forget his name but I'm sure someone will know who I mean)

@Grnademaster

Жыл бұрын

He's the guy that Arnold gutted as the terminator in the very beginning of the first movie. He's the one that said "Hey, what's wrong with this picture?" as Arnie was walking up naked.

@camaroman101

Жыл бұрын

He's been in plenty of x files too.

@jimthar17

Жыл бұрын

Check out his movie The First Power with Lou Diamond Phillips. It's a pretty good supernatural thriller.

Fun fact. The knife model used by the villain in Cobra. Is the same type of knife that Varg Vikernes was pictured with during the satanic panic in norway in the early 90s.

@stuflames4769

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense. It's the kind of knife only an asshole would think is cool.

@rocketrockstar8171

Жыл бұрын

Mayhem!

@Truckerdaddy

Жыл бұрын

My grandfather had one. I always thought it was awesome

@ColorsIn-jk6lv

9 ай бұрын

Burzum!

I lost it when that security guard got smashed by the van.. omg 😆😂🤣 What was he thinking!? Just move 5 feet over and you live! Instead he emptied his 38. and just stands there. Wow! Multiple watches.

"You're a disease and I'm the cure." lol this movie had the best one liners.

I saw this as a double feature with Commando...twice. Best childhood ever.

I would watch this , commando and bloodsport over and over again as it was the only 3 movies my daycare had.

@stealthattack2209

Жыл бұрын

You had an awesome daycare.

@D33Lux

Жыл бұрын

Good wholesome watchin' every 70's and 80's kid had.

Brian Thompson the guy that played the night slasher would later on be the alien bounty hunter in The X Files and play characters on Star Trek shows.

@user-cq9xg2nx4d

Жыл бұрын

And he played Shao Khan in Mortal Combat 2))

Yelling "drop it!" between gunshots is truly awesome, indeed! Such an innovative way to offer criminals a way out!

You forgot the Endless Fashion Sequence. The one where the movie forgets about the plot and Bridget Neilsen takes charge for, like, three minutes or ever. Best Fashion Sequence ever.

@theeuroaddict1493

Жыл бұрын

Love Angel of the City by Robert Tepper playing to this scene.

@consciousgentile5141

Жыл бұрын

Looker was pretty good

@JoMagic-ny8zu

Жыл бұрын

I was looking at the robots..🤖

1:44 and I'm already cracked-up "But first things first ; that's right, the first thing is...chug a beer !!"

@axion4523

Жыл бұрын

Haha was it like meant to be 'cool' or just a sly joke at the expense of the movie itself?

Watching from Jamaica 🇯🇲this bro is golden

7:32 for real though, The Night Slasher looks like my old Jiu Jitsu coach 😂😂😂

"With a little quick thinking he makes the genius decision to walk into the middle of the street and stare at her" omg where has your channel been my whole life, im still laughing

Cobra is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME and STUNNINGLY AMAZING The action is Fast and Furious This is a 2Fast 2Furious and entertaining movie with a vengeance

A comedy classic. Laughed my arse off numerous times watching this. Thought I was going to piss myself.

Did you know the lead villain wasn’t even invited to the premiere? Also Stallone spent so much time helping Brigette Nielsen with her err lines that filming fell behind, they had trouble getting them both to set, Stallones ego was huge in the mid 80’s, but so would mine if I had achieved what he had at that time

@D33Lux

Жыл бұрын

Why wasn't Brian Thompson invited?

@saintsinningsword

8 ай бұрын

Actors & actresses had to fight to not get Weinstein'd and Sly was no different.

Cobra is the most over the top Sylvester Stallone movie since the Sylvester Stallone movie "Over The Top." Holy shit I died laughing! Your narration couldn't be anymore on point lmfao. Please keep the content coming and you've earned a faithful subscriber! Awesome stuff here!

@shahidpasha4074

Жыл бұрын

His glasses his jeans his style awesome

‘Is there really a health code that you have to take a mop bucket up the stairs?, there is no way that that is true, anyways’, fuckin gold mate, just gold 😂😂😂🇦🇺🍻

@scmsean

Жыл бұрын

You have to use a service elevator.

Oh my god, I belly laughed at the line ‘this perfectly ordinary gentleman’…. 😂

My favourite movie. "Do robots dream of crazy people who cut pizza with scissors and kill the weak so the strong survive?" What a classic.

an OSHA violation...maybe like also leaving the factory up and running fully with no people

"Yelling drop it between shots" killed me! lmao!!!!

He wears his gloves ALL THE WAY through the Gun cleaning kit scene.😂

I loveeee the idea of an axe-wielding murderous cult with a compulsion to CLANK

The creepy photographer who was trying to hit on the damsel in distress is David Rasche. He played the lead in the show Sledge Hammer! which was a parody of those tightly wounded cops in movies and TV. Almost a spoof of the Cobra movie.

@scottstewart9584

Жыл бұрын

"Tightly wounded"

@fredjones554

Жыл бұрын

Rasche also did a guest spot on Miami vice. Good episode

@alexpowers5117

Жыл бұрын

That was a fun show

One of the greatest lines ever in a movie "go ahead I dont shop here " 🤣👌

9:38 Dude, you missed the baldy clerk in a costume doing the crazy murder dance.

There is a rumor,,,,, Stallone was originaly cast for ``beverly hills cop`` and it was supposed to be a big action film... but at that time , Eddie Murphy was a hit as a stand up comic so the producer taugth it was a good idea to give the movie a sense of humor so they ask Stallone if he could give the role to Eddie (Sly was very involved at this stage ) and they promise him to do whatever he want in exchange ,,, Later when Stallone had his greenlite he took the ``original script`` of Beverly hills cop and made Cobra

Aside from the first two Rocky films, and the last true Rocky film, nothing in Stallone's filmography can touch it. The scene where he snatched the shirt off the dude who tried to pop tall on him was worth the price of admission, by itself. It really was the way of the new world.

You literally make me laugh in every video. Absolutely fucking halarious. "BUT WHATEVER..."

I watched this movie as a kid and freakin loved it. Not because of stallone, but because one of my favorite bad guy actor Brian Thompson.

“Hey dirt bag, you’re a lousy shot. I hate lousy shots” 😂😂😂 great movie

the bad guy in this movie is truly awesome.

My Dad's coworker owned a video rental store back then so my Dad used to get VHS tapes right when they came out.He brought home Cobra one day after work.When Sly spins the gun then it zooms on the cobra grip we looked at each other amazed lol.One of my all time favorites no doubt.

@D33Lux

Жыл бұрын

The whole ritual of renting movies, especially on a Thursday or Friday night in the 80's and 90's with 50 copies of the new releases on the walls was like an adventure. Rental stores packed with people, going to the Action, New Releases section hoping to get at least one copy of some new movie. Good memory's.

I've worked in factories my whole life. The trope of "press button, random danger kills someone" is 100% accurate

I think I’m 3 hours deep of binging on this amazing movie review channel. Thanks algorithmic intelligence

Always a thumbs up for space!

As a fan of Stallone cinematic cheese, this video made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Brilliant job!

""Ah shit i really thought this last bullet would do the trick"" Space you are fn hilarious lmao 😂😂😂

Dude. Your style is gold. Thank you. Long time since i laughed so hard. My muscles hurt.

This is literally the most epic movie rundown I've ever seen. Yours should be the voice of all American movie trailers henceforth and forevermore.

You sir are my hero. Thank you for making fun of my childhood movies. Cobra is sacred but you did it perfectly. Please keep making more gold!!!

I loved this movie as a kid. My husband and I loved every minute of this video.

Im dying, but you left the best lines of the movie out, where the night slasher is screaming at him at the end asking stallone if he wants to go to hell with him 😆

I remember when I was in middle school one of my friends asked a police officer that came to our middle school on career day was there really a Zombie Squad. He just gave my friend that look of you're really dense.

@bigbilly2052

Жыл бұрын

Apparently there was in Belgium

@jelanitarik7423

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That really tickled me!!!

@camerongage1237

Жыл бұрын

That’s because you don’t talk about the Zombie Squad.

the night slasher didn't die at the end of Cobra. sure, he was hanging around but some blond chick rescued him and he became her body guard in Lion Heart until his true calling came when he realized his dad was an elder god. so he went home to Outworld, raised an army, took a screaming chick for wife after he killed her husband, took a 10 thousand year old princess as a daughter and invaded Earth in Mortal Kombat. trust me, connect all these movies together and it just makes sense.

@lilmoeszyslak4810

Жыл бұрын

But how does steven seagal fit on all of this? 🕵

@kylewhite8434

Жыл бұрын

You forgot about when he was Buffalo Bob in Joe Dirt. Though that might have been a brief psychological break after finding out that his dad was an Elder God lol.

@Skaarxiong1

Жыл бұрын

@@lilmoeszyslak4810 he was the first one to die. yeah, as soon as the portal open, Steven Seagal bullshitdo didn't stand a chance against Sindel's scream.

@Skaarxiong1

Жыл бұрын

@@kylewhite8434 dangit! i forgot he was in Joe Dirt. yeah, he became Buffalo Bob after him, his elder god dad, and his army was defeated by a handful of people on a leaking boat. so he settled somewhere in the south so he can put people in a hole in his basement and yell at them to rub the lotion on its skin or they get the hoes again.

This was the most cogent, clear, concise and complete analysis of this one of a kind blockbuster ever rendered

This would have made a more viable long-term franchise than Rambo. War zones are relatively rare, with regard to those that make narrative sense for Rambo to appear in. But criminals are literally in every town in America. There's always somebody who needs to be given a heavy dose of Cobretti justice. He could have made as many Cobras as they've made Bond movies...I'd go see one every other year or so....indefinitely...The look, itself, was iconic....the matchstick, the ivory-handled .45, the sunglasses, the black gloves, the overcoat....This is the one he should have committed to long term.

"Just that knob existing has to be a massive OSHA violation." That's some genius writing

@MrJstorm4

Жыл бұрын

This makes me want there to have been a spinoff about OSHA's equivalent to cobra. "Every Ten minutes there are 14 time lost injuries, every six hours there is a murder caused by corporate negligence, and everyday there's a worker who lacks the proper personal protective equipment."

@1117Jrod

11 ай бұрын

Came here looking for this. That got my sub!

gadamn I laughed my ass off this entire video.. my cousins and I used to watch cobra all the time and not only did this video bring back great memories, your narration had me in stitches. Thank you !! You have my subscription and my notifications are on !

just found this channel but this is gold. I would definitely watch entire movies with this commentary, like mystery science theater 3000 style

Stallone should have received an Oscar for his masterful performance