"I conquered that land."

@Bm-yz3hd

3 жыл бұрын

406 likes and no comments

@Nothing71560

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bm-yz3hd true

@faustogiorno2300

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bm-yz3hd fake

@Bm-yz3hd

3 жыл бұрын

So is this a hacking comment thread now cause I really wanna hack the UN, who else is up for it

@philip8498

3 жыл бұрын

@@arlokamden3692 your right no one gives a damn

Stalin: *"We're gonna build a big wall of bodies, and it's gonna be huge and it's gonna be beautiful and Germany will pay for it in blood"*

@mr.wright8363

5 жыл бұрын

Best part, trump voice dressed in USSR, made me laugh way harder that it should have

@justinspeaks.1652

5 жыл бұрын

@@mr.wright8363 Glad you enjoyed the image.

@mr.wright8363

5 жыл бұрын

o7@@justinspeaks.1652

@thedemonlord275

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds more awesome than it should

@bobhotpocket1875

4 жыл бұрын

its going to be hye-ug

4:36 The Soviet union and USA debate the most effective form of economy, 1936, colorised

@Robert53area

5 жыл бұрын

And soviet union one in this timeline

@janehrahan5116

5 жыл бұрын

"If we destroy incentives for production then force people to work we will be more effective" "that's not how it works!" "That's how it works" "Thats not how it works at all"

@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO thank you for this comment

@MaxwellTornado

5 жыл бұрын

@@janehrahan5116 Brilliant way to completely misunderstand socialism.

@janehrahan5116

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaxwellTornado slightly oversimplified and results focused description, yes. Completely misunderstood no...

Just imagine new Zealand pulling up on the Eastern front and be like This is mine now and sits there

@terrariabookshhelf6317

5 жыл бұрын

HALLO bring in the katyusha, this man about to be reddified

@edp-xo1on

4 жыл бұрын

New Zealand: (⌐■-■)

@ijent3819

4 жыл бұрын

Boi that's what we long to do

Videos like this makes me wonder what would happen if all the world's leaders were constantly in one big voice call.

@hairohukosu433

5 жыл бұрын

*chaos*

@ryuhouse7076

5 жыл бұрын

Chrchl: Sending ships Htlr: U wot? Chrchl: Lol, look, Berlin fallen

@youknowihadtodoittoem3579

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryuhouse7076 *htlr has left the chat*

@thefakebarrybonz4492

5 жыл бұрын

Stalin: hey fdr Fdr: what Stalin: look at your ideology Fdr: oh fuck you Fdr has left the chat Earl browser has joined the chat

@Daniel-bb9qj

4 жыл бұрын

I’m just imaging Churchill in a discord server on his premade britainware desktop

I see nothing wrong with New Zealand owning Bulgaria, perfectly natural

@archyneverpicked

5 жыл бұрын

We're the natural overlords of Bulgaria, after all

@rhysstanley7387

5 жыл бұрын

yeh gonna open up a fish and chips shop in Bulgaria boyz.

@archyneverpicked

5 жыл бұрын

@@rhysstanley7387 Paua fritters and pavlova comin' to Sofia. Ka pai, bro

@tfit6766

5 жыл бұрын

"I conquered that land."

@tristane3444

5 жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced

Bo: *looks at Jagdtiger* Bo: yep, I want 20 of those in every division

@mattevans4377

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean ISU-152, and I mean the WoT one with the BL-10 troll cannon.

@danielt2505

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattevans4377 WoT is inaccurate and there is only one version of the 152mm beast. In WT there are like 2 - 3 versions acording to reality

@comradeivan9326

5 жыл бұрын

the ISU-152 in HOI4 is heavy self propelled artillery 2 though

@thepruh1151

5 жыл бұрын

@@danielt2505 i thought it had 2 versions, the long 152 and the shorter 152

@danielt2505

5 жыл бұрын

@@thepruh1151 SU 152, ISU 152, ISU 152 - 2 (only 1 piece though was made), Objekt 704 and lastly ISU 152M

"да comrade. We are dug in all the way from Minsk to Moscow with no gaps. There's so many conscripts in these trenches that you could walk over them. Also don't forget about the tank trenches that are hidden within the other trenches. There are layers upon layers of entrenchment." -Joseph Stalin speaking to FDR in 1942

@callummurrayofficialyoutub1369

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@thefakebarrybonz4492

5 жыл бұрын

Russian miners being conscripted 1943 colorised

@papagaiofilmes6642

2 жыл бұрын

@@shashwatsinha2704 nobody cares

@elbeto191291

Жыл бұрын

Kursk salient defensive system, 1943, colorized

>Literally builds a human bridge to get to Japan Also love the new Mexico ball

@erwinrommel6561

5 жыл бұрын

Well it's kinda accurate

@equilintogo5378

3 жыл бұрын

Kublai Khan: Is it possible to learn this power?

"Defense is the best offense" Rogal Dorn approves

@user-xw5xo3bv1n

5 жыл бұрын

So Hitler is Perturabo who could be a painter (architect) but instead went crazy dictator?

@alextricity7493

5 жыл бұрын

Rogal Dorn: building a bridge of conscripts would be highly ineffective. The human body would not be strong enough to hold nearly the number or troops necessary to invade a country. The Emperor: It was a joke you fucking yellow shit stain Rogal Dorn: Father I am not a colored stain of excremente The Emperor: Oh my fucking me

@AbyssWatcher745

4 жыл бұрын

*Happy gasmask noises*

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

Let the Sons of Dorn play with their toy fortress and sand-castles. We White Scars will be riding to meet the enemy.

Ah yes I remember when Neville Chamberlain prolonged the Munich Agreement for 5 hours because he lost his pen only to burst into hysterical laughter when the German representative complained

"I am the court" - Comrade Palpabo 2019

@agustinmendoza7968

5 жыл бұрын

"Not yet"

@CallingSkoot

5 жыл бұрын

@@agustinmendoza7968 "It's treason then." *screeching noises*

@imreallynoob8311

2 жыл бұрын

-GreatWars : Revenge of the USSR

The real reason that the Axis lost because they did not have Iwo Jima

@Gamer-cb6yg

5 жыл бұрын

Wait they d-

@funnyandclevername5599

4 жыл бұрын

**You’re dragged away by 2 FBI agents**

How did it get 2 likes before I got onto this page, what Also demonetized after 600 views, very cool KZread. EDIT: Remonetized after 93k views. Thank you KZread, very cool

@AadronPic

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz we're autistic

@oofeyghost

5 жыл бұрын

Bokoen1 magic

@namelessguy9441

5 жыл бұрын

I dont know, this is youtube

@legioxiiigemina2845

5 жыл бұрын

hello and good night

@greekguy5647

5 жыл бұрын

I Love this stuff pleas make more

I ussualy play USSR with grand battle plan, man, the AI can do anything, you are literally impenetrable, I feel like I am cheating. Entrenchment mechanics are broken AF. BTW first video I saw from you! new sub!

@vojtechkorhon4159

3 жыл бұрын

Let the ai play hoi4, you're playing minecraft

@capitain9996

3 жыл бұрын

@@vojtechkorhon4159 XD

Don’t tell KZread, the moment they see a video called “Stalin’s children,” it’ll get demonetized

@m1neh841

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Martin true

@mattevans4377

5 жыл бұрын

You realize youtube is owned by the communists right? Or should that be left?

@Bokoen1

5 жыл бұрын

I mean it was demonetized after 600 views.... Sucks to be me

@m1neh841

5 жыл бұрын

Bokoen1 well that bridge of conscripts to Japan didn’t help...

@Gapeagle

5 жыл бұрын

@@RealKynan Yeah, it sounds stupid, but it's true that the Hammer and Sickle doesn't get demonetized, but the Swastika does.

When you tell America there wasn't any oil in Germany: 9:53

1:33 "I'm sorry I lost my mouse" That's basically the UK during appeasement

@shashwatsinha2704

3 жыл бұрын

Nic3

@hornet370

3 жыл бұрын

except they didnt hold the agreement

Nobody: UK: OMFG CAN YOU MICRO College and Cho King: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love how already at 1:49 you can see that the Chinese player has a gap in their Yellow River line near Guangrao and the Japanese can advance through there unopposed, and this unfolds into the encirclement we see later.

"I despise you, I should have pulled out the moment I said it." Who are you, my father?

WE GOT IWO JIIIMAAA DUUDEE!! *really close to mic* IWWOOOOO. JIIIIMAAAAA DUUUUUUDEEEEEEE!!!! *blowing*

@ryanmurray6447

5 жыл бұрын

British Communist WE GOT A ORIGINAL COMMENT DUDE!!!

@lucasharvey8990

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanmurray6447 Hater: makes fun of person's comment for being unoriginal Hater: ignores the fact he's also being unoriginal and it doesn't matter

@ryanmurray6447

5 жыл бұрын

Lucas Harvey never seen my comment before, if u have, where?

7:47 This encirclement was brought to you by OKMO. OKMO, We are the children of Stalin.

American Disney Land is just as bad as the French one. It's Disney World you wanna go to.

@Dannymiles1987

5 жыл бұрын

Anaheim is very nice. Just very busy

@rednovastrum2475

4 жыл бұрын

the florida disney world is even worse cause of how crowded it is compare to anaheim

@flackanders4768

4 жыл бұрын

As an American I can say... (clears throat) This is a BRUH moment

@AltoStratusX1

3 жыл бұрын

@@rednovastrum2475 And because its Florida....

The Mexico CB got that club penguin hat. Nice.

New Zeland, the 3rd non-European colonial power

@rhysstanley7387

5 жыл бұрын

were about to end this whole man's career.

@exaid0556

3 жыл бұрын

And the only one to have colonies in Europe.

Eleventy-billion Chesty Puller-D Chess by Dressel with that heavy AA.

I mean giving your entire army ISU-152s IS superior firepower doctrine tho.

@Robert53area

5 жыл бұрын

Is it though if its 4x4 infantry...

@joecool2810

5 жыл бұрын

robert goodman It is if you forget that they fire a gun so big that you can fit in it.

"I Conquered that land" "I shed that skin"

Holy shit, It's been two years? It feels like this released yesterday.

@renegade2110

3 жыл бұрын

Two years later and I am still surprised to hear Cho King and College actually pissed

Whe you get A+ on geography and history just from playing HOI4

@honokasawada9170

3 жыл бұрын

Actually true wtf

That random moment when the Kiwis conquer a piece of Bulgaria Oh the memes Your videos leave me struggling to breathe but I thank you nonetheless Bo!

As someone who's great grandfather fought on iwo jima, I love the meme status it's been given

@generaldoomer2455

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyy mine too

@sol2544

4 жыл бұрын

Mine didnt but he survived pearl harbor 🇺🇸

I know its kind of cliche but I have had severe depression for the past few years and these videos have helped me a lot as of recently. Please don't stop making them.

Stalin Monopoly. Rules: Give all property to state Give all money to state Remove get out of jail card Win by filing bankruptcy and destroying capitalism

@jacintovski

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Jail is gulag. Every card is "go to gulag"

@tenacity25

5 жыл бұрын

communopoly

10:02 All I'm gonna say is...... *Rightfull New Zealand Clay*

Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Leader. You may think this is suffering. No... It is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of Stalin!

Holy shit this is one of the funniest vids you've put out to date. Lots of good friendly rage, and glorious STALINIUM powered memes

You sound like a mad scientist with that entrenchment talk. I love it lol

Bo: thank you Braun, very cool Us: thank you cool, very Braun

"Low Manpower" *has 1.8 million manpower*

Fallout 4 Todd Howard: it just works Hoi4 Bo: that's how it works

5:30 Bo predicted the NSB entrenhment meta 3 years before it happened

WW1? Please try Entrenched russia 2: electric boogaloo

“I qoncuered that land” 10:13

*uses swastika in video*Gets ads *Crab Rave*

Bo: *[wants some piercing]* Bo: "I will take the entire stock."

Love your videos Bo. You keep being you.

> be leader of a country in the allies > WWII breaks out >oh shit.jpeg >oh shit wait I can go to Disney land freely since I’m allied to America >feels good man

3:34 Did you know a major part of the battle of the Marne in ww1 happened right where the French Disney world was built

Bo uploaded on 2 am Me: guess I'll stay up a few mins Not

You know looking back on it, UK had every right to be mad at college for shit micro

@Ronald98

Жыл бұрын

College can't micro the side of a barn confirmed.

Cho king is much more chill nowadays

Iwo Jima 2: The Return of Dressel

@calorinedarkness5232

4 жыл бұрын

Id watch that.

5:32 Rogal Dorn, is that you?

8:02 Not Tuta, It's Tula... I'm living here :с

This remains my favorite Hoi4 MP in a nutshell episode for some reason :D

Cho King sounds like he’s launching even though he is angry

3:12 Dressel: the court will decide ur fate Bo: I am the the court

10:00 put it in the history books. Everyone will remember this day. November 26th, 1944, the day New Zealand conquered Bulgaria in WW2

Hey Bokoen you might want to take a look at the description! Edit: He corrected it.

@yoavmor9002

5 жыл бұрын

Why?

@iivaultz6951

5 жыл бұрын

What was it

@Grasshopper7649

3 жыл бұрын

Why? What was it

@eineperson9849

Ай бұрын

"I I guess we'll never know..."

@wolfi6467

Ай бұрын

@@eineperson9849 It was the description of the previous episode before changing it afaik

9:45 -Cho King: "You're breaking me right now" One of the reasons why this video got demonetized.

TOO LAAAAAAAATE. I miss that alert

Dressel arguing about holding the studetenland decision is like Hitler saying “I WANT THE STUDETENLAND NOW”

I love this episode, can't wait for Bo to do this again and rewrite the meta with Grand Battle Plan Soviet Union

5:51 So you basically said you're making a long river. Here's an idea. What if..they build a bridge..

Now I envision just a horde of kids with big mustaches

i’m sitting before a campfire RN and just got this as recomendations!🤩

Little did they know that the Grand Battle Plan would actually work. A Glorious Strat to be sure

Can’t believe it’s been 3 years

2:58 - 3:30 bokoen sounds like my dad

I just noticed the British countryball is wearing a helmet on top of a top hat

lmao the band of brothers lines

This is the best episode of the series

I really want to see this as a full episode length. :)

"The best offense is a good defense". - Rogal BOrn

It's confirmed. No one can do anything without Bo's help.

Bo decided to revert to WW1 tactics and it somehow destroyed Germany

NANANA the main point of this video is not the Stalin's children, it is the New Zealand said: I CONQUERED THE LAND

Grand Battleplan Soviets slaps now after NSB so good on you being ahead of the curve Bo!

SAY HELLO TO FORD AND GENERAL FUCKING MOTORS (BAND OF BROTHERS)

wierd that stalins children are on a vacation in siberia for 10 years already

Finally... Bo tries that strategy

4:10 *laugh intensifies Denmark: am i a joke to you?

Literally the small Italian tanks made of stallinium

We need a part 2 of this

When your nephew snaps your only defensive line keeping the Soviet's away from Berlin

The little country balls are the best part of these videos

Bo is just recreating what actually happened IRL, Stalin spamming ISU-152s and 122s

Stalins children are the pinnacle of perfection

Bo's mouse went crazy near the end you saw it top left now its at the bottom

That last minute was hilarious. "I'm gunna go nuclear on you if you don't shut the fuck up... HOLY SHIT AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH"

Love your videos, please make more victoria 2 stuff though!

4:36 to 4:42 Cold war in a nutshell

@callummurrayofficialyoutub1369

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

Defence is the best offence 😂

I really love the use of countryballs for when you guys talk.

"I conquered that land" lmao

And 4 monts later, 5:10 has become an actual strat...

You guys gotta do Chinese warlords and see who overcomes all of China.

These are the kind of HOI videos I want to see! (maybe with less salt and more doing)