My god you harm batoned someone just so you could harm baton the clown behind them.

@derstratege1291

Жыл бұрын

The standard Sec greeting

"Shoot first and ask questions later, a gun is the greatest negociator" poetry

I got arrested for havin a flash. As a roboticist

When you kill all the antags within 10 minutes so HOS says everyone is bored so you have to go incite a riot so they have something to do.

1 time a sec arresed me because i had red eyes and the round is not even 10 seconds in

@bastiboyza

4 жыл бұрын

Based sec

@LowRes_Corgi56

3 жыл бұрын

Huh lemme arrest this person for having 'red' eyes. Oh wait I forget he hasnt got 'unatural' red eyes

Now this is peak shitsec. Im proud of you.

Me as Sec normally: I will do my best to keep the crew safe while upholding space law, and minimize any undue harm to any of my fellow crewmates, no matter the circumstances. Me when I see a clown:

Лучшее, что я мог посмотреть перед своей первой игрой в составе Службы Безопасности, спасибо за наставление! The best thing I could watch before my first game as a member of the Security Service, thanks for the guidance!

based song choice

@Tenrytheone

4 жыл бұрын

Based pfp

@esotericulmanist8331

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tenrytheone thanks brudda

Watching this after dealing with shitsec arresting and demoting people all shift. Hits different

As long as there's spessmen out there on a station there's gonna be shitcurity doing their job to bring the hammer down

Peak culture.

Coders: some people say that lasers are underpowered so we made them hitscanned. security officers: 1:01, 1:51.

Everyone calls them shitsec, but have they ever stopped to say goodsec?

@lemonbot4906

3 жыл бұрын

I like to quote a part from the actual Wiki page from the VG Wiki. Congratulations. You have chosen the most hated position in all of /VG/station. Not only is the entire station immediately going to have a grudge against you for no other reason than wearing a red uniform, but EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is going to be against you. The only bond you have in this job is between you and your other redsuits. You have committed to a job with absolutely no reward and with a high probability of being job banned, or in worst-case scenarios, permanently banned from /VG/station due to unleashing your inner sadist to cope with the stress of dealing with incompetent or malicious assholes. No one will bat an eye when you do something right, and everyone will be eager to call you shit the MOMENT you fuck up. Nobody is going to help you. Give up. Source: ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Security

After this video, i wanna become shitcurity.

When some secs search the clown so hard he has nothing left:

lol terry

Beautiful

Nice

@paulian1888

4 жыл бұрын

güzel

@eminol8192

2 жыл бұрын

iyi

make more videos

Would that make the clowns theme song “Rockin the Suburbs”

This really describes how people feel about sec

make more

All rise..

I.. man. why is this band so decent.

@calb6109

4 жыл бұрын

because its good

@RoKKr023i

10 ай бұрын

thats fair.@@calb6109

Kek.

Cringe.

@Malos_

4 жыл бұрын

-you mum

@thejekky_br5022

4 жыл бұрын

Cringe.

@maxtopat9459

3 ай бұрын

Cringe