"That's gay. I'm gonna make a real one." Proceeds to fucking speed cult the entire station.

@a_chillbacon

2 жыл бұрын

They got real

It's crazy that you can just go to a bar and join a cult nowadays. When I was young and wanted a bit of cult action you had to jump though all these hoops. Going to church retreats, join the local rotary club, hang out at the museum. Now its like just go to a bar and meet willing dudes; no questions asked. It's a better world you young folks are building in my opinion.

@hemeshRC

Жыл бұрын

Almost 600 likes and no comments........

@Jade_The_Peryton

Жыл бұрын

Almost 630 likes and 1 reply, lets change that to 2 replies

@uze8nime

6 ай бұрын

666 likes.. yoo that's cool!

@FryingMike

3 күн бұрын

Based af

Sec is crying, admemes are malding, cult is greentexting. Just like the founding fathers intended.

This would be like if a real comic book super hero with full on super powers and everything showed up to a Comic Con. Surreal.

The fact that one dude having the balls to upgrade the meme made it into a cult speedrun was amazing.

6:04 "space time anomalies detected on the station" kinda hit hard with the beat. I think there's a mix there.

@the-letter_s

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

@nekomancer8049

2 жыл бұрын

An amazing beat indeed

@RekojOfReality

2 жыл бұрын

I read the comment before I got to that part. And god damn, you're right

@pallingtontheshrike6374

2 жыл бұрын

it hits like 'please exercise restraint' lol

@Drillz007

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely contributed to the hype

It is the most efficient cult start I've ever seen

Botany is just like "lemme grab a couple joints, I'm omw"

Hah, imagine having security and heads so not paranoid that they don't turn code red on two seconds after hearing the word "cult" in the common channel.

Wasn’t as good as cult con 2016, that one had a ballpit

@Myluigifan

2 жыл бұрын

Shame what happened to it though

@Ultrawup

2 жыл бұрын

JUMP IN THE PIT

@Malos_

2 жыл бұрын

That fucking mime pissed in *MY* ball pit

@heliveruscalion9124

2 жыл бұрын

@@Malos_ lies, only a clown would piss in a ballpit, as mimes do not have piss

@Graph-ERROR-ical

Жыл бұрын

My favourite was 2017, they had infinite coke!

Cult speedrun any%

Kudos to that one sec officer who tried to take you alive despite all the chaos.

That awkward moment when there's not enough food for the party because you converted nearly everyone already...

Everyone beating the clown just for the sake of it was the best part.

@TheSilvernuke

2 жыл бұрын

It was the Chaplain lol, clown themed

This is why you should always watch cams, sec staff.

@zevo2437

2 жыл бұрын

too busy harmbatoning the felinid in dorms, sorry.

@DirkMcBlade

2 жыл бұрын

@@zevo2437 Right, I forgot.

Jesus, this is the first time I'm seeing that ending animation, that's sick! What exactly needs to happen to get that?

@ajpwarrior

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's when everyone is sacced to NarNar by the end, might be wrong

@francopadovani2629

2 жыл бұрын

If I recall correctly, a certain percentage of stationcrew that's alive must be cultists. Like, 70%+? 80%? Not THAT sure, but it's rare 'cause it requires so much conversion

@lemonSnake

2 жыл бұрын

Having like 90% of the crew converted before summoning or so

@RekojOfReality

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks all, appreciate the help.

Cult Con 2021 was great, had way more souls than Cult Con 2020.

WHEN THE CULT CON IS ACTUALLY REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Based Levels: DANGEROUS

I was the clown chaplain who went in swinging with the clown dagger and got immediately rekt. This has to have been the fastest cult win in TG's history. Cult con is kinda cringe to be honest. We had one every cult round for like a week after this shift and it always went the same way. No funny war between cultists and sec/crew, just steamrolling until cultists summon nar nar and win.

@Ee-lr5de

2 жыл бұрын

Its not have you seen Dean on a cult round

@badgermcbadger1968

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ee-lr5de whos dean

@Ee-lr5de

11 ай бұрын

smh yall never played on old bagil@schizoposter1499

Man cult con went well this year :) 10/10 will come back for the next edition especially if the alcohol is as good as this year

While I have since stopped playing traditional space station thirteen in favor of more unique servers such as eris or is12, I can still very much fucking appreciate how ballsy and, dare I say, BASED, this was. Good shit my man, good fucking shit.

4 minutes and this video is already in some discord server shitpost section.

Y'know, this is one of those ideas that is so dumb that it would work without a hitch. Case in point, obviously. EDIT: oh yeah also AAAAAAAARM

@democrack113

2 жыл бұрын

Last time cultcon happend, most people that got voluntarily converted got adminbuse'd.

I remember I tried to make traitor con but sadly it ended after sec showed up heavily cause two actual traitors showed

every cult round, i suffer for evoking narsie... for livrah coming, making a cult con at bar, and evoking narsie on 30 minutes of game. bruh based

"Sec is asleep. Cult Con."

Cult gets all its power from its momentum

You guys letting the cultie convert you was very cool This is what true good RP is, playing fun and not just following every single fucking rule imposed by dumb admins The true "bad rp" is the one where you don't have fun, not the one where you kinda bend the rules to have some fun

@lemonSnake

2 жыл бұрын

Cult master from that round here, the cult could've been ruined if admins were on because getting willingly converted earns you a bwoink

@ElBrahh

2 жыл бұрын

@@lemonSnake That is the exact reason I hate tg admins. No fun allowed.

@tipoima

2 жыл бұрын

Willingly getting converted into a demonic cult is TERRIBLE RP. Would you go right now and join a fucking Cthulhu cult IRL? You guys forget what RP even means

@grimkahn3775

2 жыл бұрын

@@tipoima well, this cult comes with cool blood powers... Plus beer.

@ElBrahh

2 жыл бұрын

@@tipoima This is a game about people running around on an exploding space station while a clown kills people with a chainsaw, an assistant blows up bridge with chem nades and security beats down a catgirl Are you really gonna question joining a cult?

Damn this is a Nar' sie summoning world record

This is my favorite kind of cult round

Of course you had to summon narsie, who else could you have for the panel?

I love how this joke went real

something that was meant to be a joke but soon, it has become reality

That escalated way beyond my expectations and then just going Banger of a song as well you find well suited stuff for the videos

Cult halos before 8 minutes? Try revealing there is a cult in 30 seconds because my co worker ran up to slap me as I say "Wew" over cult chat

Every livrah upload is a treat

Those Security officers just said "Fuck this shit" And gave up.

Overall 8/10 experience, would love to attend cult con next year as well.

can't wait for the next con! I'm bringing a friend :)

8:04 I have never seen that animation before.

"Crayon Halos"

Nice OST you included

holy shit bro amazing video what an intro

Cult round any% speedrun

Instant classic

Wow. Cult Con was banger.

6:53 - someone still wanna be Tracer

Incredible

Amazing

Insane Cult Con, better show up next time

Admission is free for anyone who gets a stigmata in both hands

so true!

Cool!

well that`s escalated quickly

What if there was a round where the cult managed to get together, and summon, but the equivalent of the fucking doomslayer popped out?

REAL ETHEREAL GAMING HOURS

Have you ever realised, that "fuu ma'jin" is the start of Ching Cheng Hanji song???

*fabric of reality tearing apart as Nar'Sie escapes unto SS13* KZread: (Music)

4:18 daww bless his soul, tryina arrest cult with halos. i admire the courage

I am just curious about the rhythm which you used. I want to make a clock alarm for myself.

Blood Bro Con (BBC) when?

This is a certified spess station 13 cult speedrun any% moment. also whats the round time?

Ayy, i was cultie geneticist!

Ayy wisdom saw you

1. couldnt find song 2. kzread.info/dash/bejne/i6SG27msiLHYp9Y.html (took me a minute) 3. kzread.info/dash/bejne/e6qtsZKPYszYgsY.html (this one was easy because i watch the channel its from also on spotify under the name Maciej Niedzielski along with its entire OST)

@youtried3284

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Ynd-x7CthabgnKg.html (new link since the old one was taken down)

CLOCKTOBER FEST WHEN?

Fucking legendary.

Holy based

Quality

"idiota" huehuehuehue

fuck yeah a based gamer rites user

based indeed

unfathomably based

I was the clown, con was 10/10 prank👌🏻

Cult%?

на каком сервере играешь?

Cult Halo Speedrun World Record any% probably

All expense paid trip to the Nar'sie, no questions asked

why is there so many based on this video, actually in that server

@darkowl9

2 жыл бұрын

based on a true story

cult con 2022?

Can someone explain me how this cult thing works?

@adamdobry5517

2 жыл бұрын

Im not sure what exactly you mean but people like antag, and tg admins dont exactly ban people for willingly getting antagged

I'm gonna throw up form laughing nuts

Based

6:57 I wanna be a tracer

@C4uSt1CO

2 жыл бұрын

sorry bud, I'm already tracer

Cult Speerdun

Ересь хоруса нутшелл

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@loncaus521

2 жыл бұрын

A

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@loncaus521

2 жыл бұрын

E

@-missingtexture--inserttex1872

2 жыл бұрын

@@loncaus521 e

Many people like to bring up comparisons between Paradise and /tg/ so I'll give you the gyst of what would happen on Paradise as a result of this. Everybody who voluntarily got culted would have been temporarily banned for self-antagging. Seeing as it's Medium RP, crew are expected to not WANT to be culted and sacrifice their lives to resurrect Nar'Sie. Anybody who kills culties (including security and Command) would be perma'd (brig, not server) for murder because culties are crew on manifest who can be deconverted. When they receive halos, you are allowed to murder them (but, you must make full attempt to revive and deconvert, if possible). You might see this as no-fun-allowed but what's more fun than setting up your department just to get immediately murdered because the cultist convinced a few greytiders to join them so they were legally now allowed to murder people and not break any server rules.

@PhrozenFox

2 жыл бұрын

Watched it again and have a couple additions. You may have noticed the lack of security presence. There's no possible way for security to respond to this. The cult grew too fast. The entire crew couldn't respond to this fast enough. Even an ERT couldn't. Short of spawning half a dozen wormholes or an anomaly inside the bar, this couldn't be stopped. This is why I prefer Paradise over /tg/. It's a game with rules that try to keep every side more or less equal.

@ikillstupidcomments

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhrozenFox The fundamental problem with your outlook is treating SS13 like it's a competitive deathmatch that needs to be balanced and governed by a bunch of metagame rules. It's a roleplaying game. Antags aren't supposed to just go full autism efficiency to chase greentext, they're supposed to add conflict and variety to the round. Your attitude promoted validhunting, helps perpetuate shitcurity, and ultimately leads to more antag murderboning since trying to do anything creative as an antag when the rest of the players are trying to "win" just means you getting permabrigged with zero RP.

@singulo4806

2 жыл бұрын

Least shizophrenic /vg/station player

@MtD021

2 жыл бұрын

9/10 cultists on LRP aren’t ballsy enough to do this and even then they often fail, Livrah videos aren’t normal rounds.

@DirkMcBlade

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhrozenFox Pretty sure an atmospheric tech on an LRP server could stop this.

And this is why all unsanctioned worship is illegal outside of the chappel. Sec should have been there to ruin your little con before it started.