“my god ain’t finna do me like that” had me in absolute tears

@dylanwatts8818

Жыл бұрын

Best line of the whole video 😂

@thedino2277

Жыл бұрын

Man was proclaiming his success

@kass_G59

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@HecJ

Жыл бұрын

His god did in fact do him like that

@jjwsvtk9987

Жыл бұрын

😭😭

Zaid actually refraining from sex for the sake of his grind set is hilarious to me

@edithputhy4948

Жыл бұрын

you have to get your copium supply from somewhere, nobody said it has to make sense

@christophersterling836

Жыл бұрын

Its so interesting. Its like he won't have sex because he doesn't think it benefits him. At least in a way that he sees matters.

@PK-su1kl

Жыл бұрын

he doesn’t need to explain himself to you it’s not your business and u shouldn’t be laughing

@reine3149

Жыл бұрын

@@PK-su1kl bruh relax this channel is literally for comedy tf

@PK-su1kl

Жыл бұрын

@@reine3149 exactly so why’s bro laughing at this man’s life choices, plenty of shit to laugh about in the video. if it was a woman you’d all be attacking him

I love that he played up the “nerdy virgin short guy” act cuz women know that don’t mean a thing when it comes to sex but men?? He fooled them all

@ledgerunner

Жыл бұрын

yeah I feel like for women the grind dude and christian dude were obvious right away

@Random-sk6hm

6 ай бұрын

Superb acting and utilisation of his assets

@Narra0002

6 ай бұрын

@@ledgerunner obv, they were pretty obvious to everyone

"He get hella meow meow" really got me dude 😂😂😂 I'm watching this at 6am before work trying not to disturb my roommates, but that line made it really hard.

"my god loves me" officially the most backhanded roast of 2023

@nonbinaryDes

Жыл бұрын

My dying wishe is to see that man collab with Cody he's so goddammn funny

@user-ti2ph6qb1y

Жыл бұрын

@@nonbinaryDeshe was the best of the group, I hate they voted him off so fast 😂

@frothyfriz9722

Жыл бұрын

@@nonbinaryDes yes

@rodrigoreyesberner4323

Жыл бұрын

@@user-ti2ph6qb1y real mf was too funny

@sadiechandler242

Жыл бұрын

officially the most frictionless comment of 2023

the guy in blue with muscles has spent way too much time online lmaoooo

@addy1154

Жыл бұрын

Average Tate viewer

@froufroudeluxe

Жыл бұрын

He’s one woman not smiling back at him away from being a raging incel

@elisazouza

Жыл бұрын

@@addy1154 ffrr hahaah was gonna say that :’))) it’s so obvious too it’s embarrassing

@elisazouza

Жыл бұрын

@@froufroudeluxe 💯

@kiiturii

Жыл бұрын

@@addy1154 nahh, sure tate has that "grindset" mentality too, but he's all about women and sex, this guy in the video is clearly all about self-improvement which you can definitely respect, there's no way he agrees with tate

yo it's me from the video! I'm the poser sex-haver! Thanks for reacting to this, u did good fam. I def spent days before the shoot saying "I am Matthew and I am a virgin" until it sounded believable, shaved off my full beard so I could lie about my age (I'm 27 not 23), and acted more awkward than I usually do on set. When I con I con HARD yo. Hit me up if you wanna talk behind the scenes stuff sometime, I've been in 4 Jubilee videos and 10 Cut videos, so you know I've got good tea...

@Evar0se

Жыл бұрын

cody!! get him on!!

@lgee8383

Жыл бұрын

This is so great

@StummerVogel

Жыл бұрын

Somehow my mind is blown that you even lied about your age. I would have NEVER considered that.

@erxs

Жыл бұрын

holy shit king

@p.c1892

Жыл бұрын

Yo yo

"i trusted him like he plays trombone, i play clarinet, we're good." Bro rly felt betrayed because they both were in marching band

“my god ain’t finna do me like that. my god loves me.” i’m sobbing

@BabyBoy_Milo

Жыл бұрын

The “my god loves me” follow up is INSANE

@aliciaz6224

Жыл бұрын

so out of pocket lmao

@MJTV2

Жыл бұрын

Lol appreciate y’all that’s me in the video 🤞🏾

@shwift8789

Жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT U ARE A LEGEND I’m still laughing about the “oh he’s good” at the end 😂

@MJTV2

Жыл бұрын

@@shwift8789 love you dawg 😂😂😂🫡

Imagine Cody telling you that your hoodie "isn't breedable".💀

@rockyember

Жыл бұрын

“it’s just not giving submissive and breedable”

@krusher181

Жыл бұрын

That’s why I don’t go on tinder anymore. Apparently my wardrobe isn’t “mating material”. Though according to a lot of nice guys, I am breedable. They are so kind to me on Grindr.

@MissyG84

Жыл бұрын

😆☠️

@MaskedUlfjarn

Жыл бұрын

I'd just cower in shame forever

@joshythepickupman

Жыл бұрын

That would be an honor honestly

If you’ve seen Matthew in other cut videos there’s no second guessing that that dude fucks. He’s so culturally knowledgeable and interesting on all of his cameos. You can tell that he can keep up a conversation well and be smooth with it.

@Random-sk6hm

6 ай бұрын

Bro he's charming af and lowkey seems like a cool person to be around. I definitely wanna be friends with him

@alyasvielpalmer4705

6 ай бұрын

no wonder he's not a virgin huh? LOL

Cody's insistence on calling it the "slippy grippy" is the funniest thing of all time

Long hair guy has huge Youth Group Metalcore Virgin Energy

@jessd3601

Жыл бұрын

He reminds me so much of a guy I dated. It almost triggered me

@likemysnopp

Жыл бұрын

Yup. But also a super chill vibe as well so could be that chill dude that lays pipes

@reginene

Жыл бұрын

Metalcore spot on😭😭😭😭

@mariabackcountry

Жыл бұрын

Bible camp counselor

@atmosphericentry0

Жыл бұрын

This is way too spot on

Matt must be a theatre kid. That might be the most convincing performance on this series ever. Absolute legend.

@ang-b

Жыл бұрын

true, and with the way he stepped out on the reveal? major theater kid energy lmaoo

@l0lasubs748

Жыл бұрын

He getting all that theater poosay

@MatthewBofenkamp

Жыл бұрын

mostly I just practiced saying I was a virgin to myself a lot before the shoot haha. And the creative writing class story was true and I was still a virgin when that happened, and yes I'm still haunted by that

@NadiaSeesIt

Жыл бұрын

@@MatthewBofenkamp whoa it's the legend himself!! Congrats on that meow meow lol

@IAmFwee

Жыл бұрын

@@MatthewBofenkamp nominating this man for an oscar

I personally think every incel needs to watch this video as it completely goes against their ignorant beliefs. like he said.. just be confident and have good hygiene. also know how to respect women.

@elin_

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Incels needs to have a talk with our guy Matt, instead of those toxic alphas

@Random-sk6hm

6 ай бұрын

Matt is the anti-Tate

The dude sayin “he get hella meow meow” had me dyin😂😂

I never want to hear Cody say "slippy grippy" ever again.

@efnfen

Жыл бұрын

show don't tell

@edithputhy4948

Жыл бұрын

interesting that I got the exact opposite takeaway from this

The mole: lies Cody: so honest 😩

@nyamheria

Жыл бұрын

I lost it

@90swannabe56

Жыл бұрын

I read this as the line was being said

@notr0cksordirt763

Жыл бұрын

@@90swannabe56 that was just Cody doing the voiceover for u 🫶

@sina7256

Жыл бұрын

@@notr0cksordirt763 LMAO

The buff guy is definitely a Andrew Tate Stan

@elin_

Жыл бұрын

Sadly

3:52 "yeah but my god ain't gonna do me like that" had me WHEEZING

I think we can all officially say that Matt definitely gets the meow meow 24/7

@froufroudeluxe

Жыл бұрын

He gives poly vibes

@SieMiezekatze

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I thought he was a virgin since he is normally on many cut videos and he always talks bout how much of a vrigin he is

@mikehawk.

Жыл бұрын

​@@froufroudeluxewat dat

@mikehawk.

Жыл бұрын

​@@SieMiezekatzeapparently he has 8 ppl under his belt😭

@moomamam595

Жыл бұрын

Meow meow

Give the editor a raise, holy moly these intros have my jaw wide open as if it's a train tunel

@mtsl7780

Жыл бұрын

Choo choo. Energy is everything

@jissellelopez9978

Жыл бұрын

Literally facts I actually laugh more

@breadman6359

Жыл бұрын

Hype train

@ultrsviolence

Жыл бұрын

fr

@PALMTREEBMX12

Жыл бұрын

So your mouth named Maegan Hall?

I love how the other guy started clapping during the reveal. Like damn, this guy was so cool, I'm happy it's him. Totally deserves it.

cody lowkey dissing the non-virgin by saying “I have no guesses, they all seem pretty genuine” I’m dead

“my god loves me” omfg that whole segment had me crying

wait hold on whats a slippy grippy 😳

@jacksonb6444

Жыл бұрын

How has no one replied yet

@MatthewBofenkamp

Жыл бұрын

oh you know

@han6061

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@entertainingideas

Жыл бұрын

it's a ham wallet

@kameryn8298

Жыл бұрын

meow meow

As a virgin who played clarinet in marching band, that kid was spot on lol

when he started moving/stretching @12:23 that was the sign. basically “I just fcken won noobs” 😅

“what up yalll” hahaha the little goofy skip he did made it even better. what a king, good message about looking for the right ones and being respectful too

Zaid is going to be a virgin forever with that philosophy

@Sisterlisk

Жыл бұрын

Nah, his parents will find him a nice girl eventually.

@sanettedewet6575

Жыл бұрын

Zaid will be fine. His sense of humor will get him a cutie.

@alexare6655

Жыл бұрын

@@sanettedewet6575 he hadnt got a good sense of humour though.

@ANabiha

Жыл бұрын

@@sanettedewet6575what sense of humour did we watch the same video he was so insecure lol kept talking about his money (?)

@dearthofdoohickeys4703

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think Zaid cares.

"I don't want to flex rn" ✨Flexes incredibly hard✨

Cody has been absolutely killing it like, you can tell how much good energy is put in every vid got my laughing off my seat

The fact that the non virgin said "I don't tell anyone I'm a virgin because I feel very ashamed of it like I've failed somehow" is just crazy (9:29) 😂

@bruno0_u

Жыл бұрын

Im so glad I didn't see this comment until I reached the end of the video lol or I'd end up like Nar Ragorth up there ^^^ lol

@BortPlayz

Жыл бұрын

Damn you spoiled the video 😭😭😭

@tomaseu

Жыл бұрын

@@BortPlayz why would you be reading the comments before watching a video like this?

@mrmonkebig30

Жыл бұрын

@@tomaseu woah calm down

@CJ_747

Жыл бұрын

@@mrmonkebig30they’re not wrong..

“I’ve had naked women on top of me and I’ve still said no” ☠️

@georgiamcenoy9431

Жыл бұрын

Fkn virgin

Jubilee must make Midhaga a regular. He's way too funny

Dang this was a great video. The "my god ain't finna do me like that" and also the way Matt jumped out at the end when the red lights came on were both really hilarious

editor deserves a raise. he's absolutely killing these intros.

@domthebombdotcom1994

Жыл бұрын

Who is the other contestant besides Cody and goblin? I'm losing my "grip" trying to remember who they are

@10MAR.

Жыл бұрын

@@domthebombdotcom1994 he was in one of “the button” videos. Here’s a link: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZGec1bmvct3TgMo.html

@mfotino

Жыл бұрын

@@domthebombdotcom1994 he was at the end of one of the recent button videos cody did, absolute psychopath lmao

@domthebombdotcom1994

Жыл бұрын

@@mfotino that's it!!!

"slippy grippy" and "ham wallet" are going into my everyday vocabulary

7:29 the absolute most uninterested “interesting” ever

I know im super late to the party here, but these videos have me cryinggggg. Your commentary is like how I watch these and joke along so you have me so dead. Never stop these and the button vids please!

“Not meaning to brag” and then tells exactly how much he paid for his car

The editor really put his whole edit-ussy into that intro

blue shirt definitely watches andrew tate

the mole’s acting was too good. such an inspiring message too lol

I love the "i work too hard to have sex ever even once" guy what a crazy perspective

@____ak____

10 ай бұрын

It's wild to me that the concept of channelling sexual energy into accomplishing goals is a crazy perspective, but "i'm not having sex because some dude in the sky that nobody can actually talk to said not to thousands of years ago" is considered totally normal

i’ll never get over these intros. they keep getting better every time

I’ve seen clips of this all over my fyp on tik tok and I’m so glad Cody reacted to this. His face when the virgin was revealed was PRICELESS

Have good hygiene and be respectful is a message a lot of people could really benefit from hearing.

I was screaming at the scream that it was glasses guy because it was obvious. And at the end with the last three when they were both pointing at each other and he was in the middle smiling. Great video

@rateyes1914

Жыл бұрын

Wdym it was obvious!?!? Dude had me more baffled than the city of Troy when all the Greeks hopped out that wooden horse

@tomkha420

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT? You get it

@wddrshns

Жыл бұрын

@@rateyes1914 he's been in multiple cut videos & the way he acted in those combined with how much he looked like a stereotypical virgin in this made it obvious imo

@abbykey7015

Жыл бұрын

He was obvious, and I don't normally get these right

@larabell2566

Жыл бұрын

@@abbykey7015 I swear a lot of the females in the comments have guessed right. I just knew he wasn’t a virgin

I love the ending message with the "have good hygiene" ... I really appreciate that message!! And that goes to both women and men! (And everything in between)

@inlinechris

Жыл бұрын

There’s nothing in between

@carrieteagarden3803

Жыл бұрын

@@inlinechris okay chris2626 animated profile pic

@alanishaik9938

Жыл бұрын

In between? Girl bye

@choosehappy9224

Жыл бұрын

Love when people get mad at inclusivity lmao

@alanishaik9938

Жыл бұрын

@@choosehappy9224 I’m not mad it’s just silly and doesn’t mean anything in the real world

This was easily the hugest surprise and best performance I’ve ever seen in one of these videos. I was SO SURE the box was going to turn green and even when it went red I was suspicious of the other two guys, not the mole!!!

The funny/sad part is that throughout the video, everything Matt said had me thinking, "Dude, I can totally relate, your experience was my entire 20s" and so on. Them boom... whamboozled.

didn't expect this episode to be so wholesome

I honestly don’t get how your editor can keep topping himself every video!

@nathanstewartjacome7017

Жыл бұрын

Damn bro must be flexible

@tbhon

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanstewartjacome7017 got him

@RamiBuxaplenty

Жыл бұрын

pause

@VivaStefania

Жыл бұрын

ha, top

@loveableheathen7441

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp? Asking for a friend...

this dude is the same one who identified the most niche languages in another cut video!! so much respect for the man, i didn't even recognise him until the end of the video

That message at the end was so well said and wholesome

We need a tier list on the most "breedable" clothing and brands now

“I’m sorry, how is this going to help my dropshipping business” 😂😭

The guys said “I used to be a band kid” and I immediately knew he had had sex. Band kids are freaky and you cannot tell me otherwise

I IMMEDIATELY knew it was stripe shirt guy. He's funny, he's confident, he's got rizz. When he said "no woman was eager to climb this" I went "well...." SO IT HAD TO BE HIM

@Er-pn7jx

2 ай бұрын

And you could tell by the way he was standing the entire vid. He was so much more relaxed than the other guys!

When I heard the “sexual transmutation” thing I pictured Cody yelling to the other room “bad news Kelsey, we’re never having sex again. I’m taking CodyTrains to a whole new level!”

"What do you write then? Just N/A?" That cracked me up.

Whatever Cody pays his editor is not enough mans is a comedic genius

0:19 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE EDITOR ZADE

Never stop doing these intros, they are amazing

This is the first time the mole truly bamboozled me. Man deserves an oscar

I love that the inner band kid never truly dies

Cody : He's so honest. *Turns out he's been lying the whole time.*

People in Jubilee never learn that the obvious one is always wrong. The jacked dude was definitely a virgin

honestly his advice was great. the “have good hygiene” is CRUCIAL lol

I have a pretty selective humor and it always amazes me how fkn good you are at being this funny 😂😂😂😂 I always look forward to your videos. The button ones are my favorite.

The ALEKZ name interpretation got me CRYING😂😂

2:09 Me looking at Matt and thinking “there’s definitely ppl out there into his look” 😂

@christina8866

Жыл бұрын

for sure he reminded me of reid from criminal minds and the wattpad stories about him go crazyyyy ik damn well people are into that kinda guy

Cody's editor need a raise fr

He’s a theatre nerd I can tell I called it from the beginning

one of my new favorite videos, so effing funny, keep it up cody!!!

These intros just keep getting better and better 😂😂

@conniefogle5594

Жыл бұрын

Do you know who the other guy in the intro is (not Steve Harvey obviously)?? He looks so familiar but I'm drawing a blank and it's driving me crazy

@Vardaman

Жыл бұрын

@@conniefogle5594 he’s from the new year new button episode !

@conniefogle5594

Жыл бұрын

@@Vardaman thank you! That was driving me crazy!

"what are you supposed to write? N/A?" so funny Cody 😭

I’m definitely making shirts that say “hella meow meow” and “bursting to get down on this” 😂

one of my favorite videos youve put out. this is hilarious

13:12 Cody: "you should be actor, dude if you're not and you should definitely play a VIRGIN" the anger in VIRGIN i cant

Okay I loved the mole and his exit speech was iconic 😂

dude that guy killed that. I NEVER doubted him for a second

That guy embodies "ENERGY IS EVERYTHING"

‘it was a puppy the whole time youtube’ i love this editor

"he get hella meow meow" funniest shit

That beginning game show bit was amazing, it was like 6 different games shows mashed together

Lol, I had this creeping suspicion throughout the video that it was really him. He seemed so earnest, though. He had us all fooled!

@Ren-fo4lg

Жыл бұрын

He was deffo speaking from a place of truth, though! He must’ve had a lotttt of those thoughts and feelings before losing his V to have been able to, imo!

holy fuck Cody's editor is killing it 💀💀💀

4:03 Bro gon end up 32 and a Virgin and regret everything he just said😂😭

"He get meow meow" will end me everytime💀

This was the funniest thing I’ve seen all year I’m literally crying rn 🤣

Cody I just wanna let you know, I saw this video on Jubilee weeks ago and I was praying you’d react to this specific one and you did it man, you really did it. FUCK I love you so much dude you’re so great thank you 😭🙏🏾

Bro this editor is so good the FAP letters looked so real

Dude the guy who won was awesome and the message at the end how sweet lol I love him

14:26 giga chad making our senior citizen and his audience cry with that beautiful message

Zaids Answers and Codys Commentary had me in tears 😂

i swear i guess these vids right every single time from the moment everyone introduces themselves

i'm so glad that guy got money and got to share that awesome message tbh

I could be having the worst day but as soon as i saw Cody posted my day instantly becomes great 😭