Love to drive and listen to this with my eyes closed

@chrissaulnier6781

Жыл бұрын

Same every morning

@faceless6146

Жыл бұрын

While drinking Cuervo

@brendaneaster4964

Жыл бұрын

love to listen to this while stalking random strangers and writing my manifesto!

@Pbplayer48

Жыл бұрын

Doing that right now 💙

@andrewkroll4155

Жыл бұрын

While having a couple sips of cuervo

“Hey guys the pod episodes are a little on the short side” Will with the oyster bit in mind: “no problem”

Oyster clip is 100% gonna be featured in a video essay called "What happened to Almost Friday?" a year from now

@DooderKing

7 ай бұрын

Please be the one to make that video

Honestly such a fucking sick episode. Nothing to talk about and no guests makes for the best content. Im actually dead serious. I loved it. The oyster bit had me in literal tears while I was working.

@sam__j

11 ай бұрын

I agree, just organic interactions between funny people who are putting very little effort into even being funny. And like you had to clarify above, it sounds bad but I’m dead serious😂

Sniffing new shoes hoping the mind will fill in the blanks is such a Funny concept

I waited a whole ass week to watch Liam try to shuck an Oyster for 20 minutes.

@Alylistenstotoomanypodcasts

Жыл бұрын

I’d do it again too. Fuck.

@StrangeMirror

11 ай бұрын

They always stay one step ahead, it's amazing.

”Give yourself an indian sunburn and we are even” is so fucking Funny

the oyster bit truly felt like a fever dream

The first 5 mins felt like I was eavesdropping on three 20-somethings in their kitchen violently hungover and facing the wrath of the Sunday scaries

The oyster character is legit one of the worst things I've ever laid my beautiful baby blue boy eyes on

@jared-boynton

Жыл бұрын

Sir, we regret to inform you that your eyes are poopy brown. Sincerely sorry for your loss

This has got to be a tough listen for the audio only listeners

@user-ge7jv6ed9d

Жыл бұрын

It was a tough listen and I was watching

@claytonferguson6214

Жыл бұрын

Tough all the way around, so much dead air

Favorite pod to listen to while shakily drinking a bottle of Everclear until I black out

@jmcmahon8

Жыл бұрын

geez man

@CayneTJ

11 ай бұрын

cuervo crystallino. perfect for shots

Rule 34 Liam cracks Will open like an oyster

another excruciating watch guys 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥keep it up!

watching Liam try and crack open the oyster shows how few books he reads

I've only seen shorts and I'm genuinely really glad I found this pod, The dedication to the bit, the genuine moments where you open up about stuff, and I seriously can't believe how fun it is to watch you all work off of each other. I never thought i'd find other people who enjoy the same kind of abstraction to the norm when it comes to comedy. Also I just wanna say, you're all genuinely hilarious people and should be very proud of the work you've done and the way you present yourself :)) thank you for showing me that I can make the kind of friends I want in this world

You can see the exact moment “skin flute” flits across Will’s eyes

Liam trying to open Will like an oyster for 3 minutes is maybe the funniest thing to happen on a podcast

Emily's vocal fry could cook my breakfast no problem

the oyster bit going on for 4 minutes is the funniest shit I've ever seen

ngl liam’s bigfoot video just looks like a bird flying off lmao

@christopherchandler3575

Жыл бұрын

That’s probably an ostrich, bipedal + running 50 mph

@nickbowman8005

Жыл бұрын

100%

@Farts_and_more

Жыл бұрын

Shut up he’s real shut uuupp

@20quindex10

9 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing LOL but it’s fun to scare ourselves

I *really* thought that was Will who was singing about every city and town

@GearTwistGaming

Жыл бұрын

Only he could believably commit to a bit of that size

Oh boy ten minutes of characters today! Can't wait to see what wacky scenarios the guys cook up!

“So fast it beat the motion camera” is hilarious. They’re notorious for not starting until way after something walks in front of them

The big foot video is just a chicken flying off of the coop that other white chicken is standing on, towards the end of that clip you can see it’s wing a little bit. Also explains how it’s moving so fast as it’s closer to the camera

@KarloBlaze

8 ай бұрын

I was so freaked out by the video, but when I saw it again now, it really is just a chicken 😂

Liam's tech deck/rehab bit, fantastic lmao

Watching this podcast reminds me of this one time I went to the dentist and I got 11 teeth pulled in one day. Probably one of my favorite memories as a child.

" you have the laugh of someone with a brain injury" LOOOOOOOL finished me off

@Player-fp5xh

9 ай бұрын

finished you off ????

@adamjamestattoos

9 ай бұрын

​@@Player-fp5xhBlasted all over the ceiling

The bigfoot in Liam's video is 100% just a bird flying away form the camera

Liam's first bit was me in 6th grade talking to my counselor about how my parents got divorced

My favorite part of this podcast is how many visually exclusive bits you do in what’s supposed to be an audio medium.

Watching AFP is the best part of my day. It makes me feel better about my life. My life isn't shitty. Its actually way better than yours and watching these pods just reinforces that feeling. Continue to keep me young please (you can't see it but I'm gingerly stroking my monitor with Will's face on it) toodaloo

Liam is really flinging around that misinformation like there's no tomorrow

@Bonkyandthebeatman

Жыл бұрын

At least it’s the Ancient Aliens variant of misinformation and not the Vaccines Cause Autism kind.

@epicmilfparty6125

Жыл бұрын

U mean truth

@Hhe448

5 ай бұрын

@@epicmilfparty6125 nope

Can’t imagine being an audio only listener on this one

That ring video is definitely just one of those birds flapping it's wings and gliding across the frame. It looks fast because it's closer to the camera than they realize.

Is that not just another bird at 51:00??? lmfaoooo

Honestly, this is one of their best episodes imo.

went to pee during the oyster bit came back it was still happening.. pure genius

I showed up to a party with a bottle of Jose Cuervo to “watch what happens” as Liam put it and it ruined my life. Not a single soul at that party touched it. I had to keep taking shots of it to make it seem appealing to the other party goers, but no one took the bait. Before I knew it, I had drank the entire bottle and was told that I was yelling at everyone about how good Jose Cuervo is and essentially regurgitated everything you guys said in the ad about it. I’ll never be invited to another party.

@Abolas452

Жыл бұрын

You didn’t have crystal, perfect for shots and a high energy night

Awesome episode I loved the clan bit lol.Emily please don't laugh! Diarrhea Planet is awesome! 🤘

Brutal episode, keep it up boys

One of the best episodes so far. Thanks for giving us some passable content.

21:40 unironically the funniest shit I’ve seen in years

I listen to this podcast at work while I'm fixing roofs. Everytime I hear Emily's voice I have to stop moving or climbing the ladder I'm on for fear I'll have an aneurysm and fall and die

Thank you guys for this one I needed a good laugh

That was some Andy Kaufman level of comedy

Every time these guys say this pod is bad it actually a great episode 😂😂

This is the first podcast I’ve listen to more than 2 episodes of

the woman in the haunted house 100% told on herself cheating and made up a ghost story

This was painful. Can’t wait for next week.

Another self deprecation episode. When the confidence is low the entertainment is high

They just keep getting better and better!!!

ngl this is one of my favorite episodes

I would listen to will and liam talk about conspiracy theories for hours, they could even make up stories and I would still eagerly listen. If they just started a misinformation podcast I would eat that shit up

Fringe guy should meet another fringe guy

@Coast2CoastFlyin

Жыл бұрын

Some hot fringe on fringe action. Just a couple of guys, the boys, out on the town, skirting along the edges. The fringes, if you Will.

The oyster shucking was an absolute academy award winning performance by will, the way he embodied a silent uncrackable inanimate, yet living object is superb. Not to mention Liams gay gutteral breaths.

Love to listen to this while having the best time of my wife sippin on my mids VPN and connecting to my Hosea cuervo

Im gonna follow this podcast til i die. yall are funny af.

That video of those two pigeons goes crazy

best episode yet!

Another banger from the diarrhea boys

last 15 mins was the most dude conversation ever it rocked

The prison one was so good 😂😂

Me and my pet oyster love watching your podcast!

sayin liam ruined the character felt like emily accused liam of something heinous so he just had to react to the most recent thing she did as viciously as he could. well played that whole interaction was gold

one of my fav episodes

Turned out to be a banger. Let’s go boys

The clam bit is a new peak

it’s crazy to hear these two dudes talk about Diarrhea Planet. two insanely different worlds colliding lol

The ghost stories are great thats good content

therapy couch AND paranormal stories !? thank you boys

This pod is a 10💪🏽🤙🏽🔥

Fun fact: the Denisovans were well adapted to living in high mountainous regions with thinner air, and their genetic legacy continues to live on in the Nepalese people. It's why Sherpas are so adept at summiting Everest and other crazy high peaks, they much less affected by the thin air and don't need to rely on oxygen tanks for as much of the journey. Another fun fact about extinct human species: Neanderthal DNA is responsible for the semi-rare human traits of blue eyes and red hair. Basically, we fucked the other human species out of existence. 50,000 BCE was the horniest year in record or something if that's when our contemporaries all disappeared

diarrhea planet is actually a sick band edit: forgot to say its 4 different guitarists so its fun for more than one reason

Love the Megalodon chat

The ancient history talk was my favorite part. Anyone who knows the word "denisovan" is a friend to me

Diarrhea Planet is a sick band! my sister and BIL are really close with the members

The cities and towns songs are so fucking funny

this is so bad but i love it and cant stop watching

“Ghost with a Boner” by Diarrhea Planet is a banger! I jammed out to that song a lot back in the day… “DRINKIN MY BEER AND BEING IN CHARGE!”

That was such a good ghost story from will

I love Liam's laugh.

That oyster bit😂😂😂😂😂

This came out on my birthday

Man that chicken stealer had me going until I watched it the next day- shouldn’t there be a shadow of the thing on the house? It looks more like another bird that took off from next the other one

Wills quads are a menace to society

That dude had a song about my town that’s a suburb of Pittsburgh 😭😭 he was even accurate down to the neighborhoods and main drag lmfao

28:56 is when Emily has a breakdown caused by shellfish if anyone needs it

will doing the tim robinson bits is so funny

I am new and like the pod. Its good ad funny. I also subscribed to the another channel almost friday tv. It funny too. Keep up the work👍👍👍🙂🙂🙂

when i notice a cut it makes me want to kms

Fav episode of late

Bro wills face at that Bigfoot video was so fucking funny

This must only be watched while blazed

The cities and states song guy also has like, hundreds of other albums under different aliases, including TONS about shitting pissing and/or farting

I need to see the oyster bit in skit form

I feel like a weirdo for watching the entire oyster character

Im making a compilation of every time emily says she likes something for my personal collection

funniest podcast In while wide workd

This probably was the worst one haha. It's okay boys. You'll get em next week