“What am I?” “Texas?” “No, a narc” That honestly killed me

@dragonfist6401

3 жыл бұрын

Texas smash?

@dabi3736

3 жыл бұрын

Narc smash

@NuclearAngel570

3 жыл бұрын

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

@Savage-pn8qm

3 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@tTtan639

3 жыл бұрын

We're gonna do what we do in Texas

I like how the only enemies are Larry and his cronies and Mr. Krabs’ true form.

@KillerlinkAwesome

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe, we were the real enemies?

@finnconnelly9983

3 жыл бұрын

The real enemies were the friends along the way.

@pinnedcomment895

3 жыл бұрын

@@finnconnelly9983 the friends we killed along the way...

@_-Lx-_

3 жыл бұрын

And MrK's true form is *the GIANT enemy **_CRAB_* -*beatboxspongebobtheme.mp3

@nokotaco1644

3 жыл бұрын

The real enemies were the enemies we made along the way.

"Is he going to walk into the ocean and drown himself?" Asked the man looking at a fish

@DramaLlamaTheatrics

3 жыл бұрын

Well most fish can’t survive in a brine lake, which is what the bikini bottom equivalent of water is. So yeah… technically Jacob could’ve been right about that.

@bcndooz3294

3 жыл бұрын

ok but my question is how is there an ocean in the ocean?

@DramaLlamaTheatrics

3 жыл бұрын

@@bcndooz3294 it’s most likely just a giant brine lake.

@Edgeperor

3 жыл бұрын

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

@eddykidplayzyt

2 жыл бұрын

Spongebob almost drowned in one episode

“Spongebob... died in a drug bust...” I love how hurt he sounded when he said that. I feel like our childhoods died a little in that drug bust too.

I can’t believe they not only did the “Squidward red mist” creepypasta, but had it be explained as a overdose on ketamine

@Hose_10

3 жыл бұрын

1. An* 2. Yes

@LethalAether

3 жыл бұрын

Squidward didn't kill himself!

@steamtasticvagabond474

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Squidward’s Suicide?

@Hose_10

3 жыл бұрын

@@steamtasticvagabond474 they’re the same thing

@Snowriander

3 жыл бұрын

@@LethalAether He was about to tho, he has the gun on his bed right next to him. Spongebob was just faster

This brings a whole new meaning to Spongebob: Sponge on the run.

@cheesybeanburrito411

3 жыл бұрын

True

@someone-im9db

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@richie404

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chasethemaster3440

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

@yahirsanchez-silva2127

3 жыл бұрын

@UCy4dTDrDciaKtxfMPPu2AcQ shut up

"There is no easy way to transition from that game to a sponser" *challenge accepted* You know, unlike me, those fish had some serious aim to hit me behind a rock! I bet they used SkillShare to 'get gud.' (sponser segment officially starts here)

@Domestic_Abuse

3 жыл бұрын

@Jaime Monzon Bautista wow, that comment was pretty smart, I bet you used SkillShares "how to be smart" guide *insert sponsor part*

@StarChargerStudios

3 жыл бұрын

@@Domestic_Abuse wow, this bit is really funny, I bet you would have had to learn comedy for years... or USE CODE ALPHARAD TO LEARN COMEDY ON SKILLSHARE IN JUST A SHORT COURSE!

@__alexn__3548

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 69 lololollololol

@TextualDeviant

3 жыл бұрын

Now on Skillshare, learn how to install a hack client!

@susamogus8331

3 жыл бұрын

"dang sucks to be out of ammo before you kill someone huh? Well if only I had skillshare to learn how to count the shots, oh wait, I do"

"I think that's a bad ending world record..." *"LETS GO!"*

@ghostspider

3 жыл бұрын

kfad2 pfp pog

@ST4LE33

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong! I hold that record of getting the bad ending in under 0.3 seconds.

"Sonic strapped with an M16." so, Shadow the hedgehog?

@Rockman9830

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@shadowsnake5133

3 жыл бұрын

But fps and everyone has a gun...

@phantomnite

2 жыл бұрын

But actually good

"Isn't that the old person's home?" "Well, not for long." *It's becoming a funeral home*

@Gracovitz

3 жыл бұрын

r/CursedComments lol

@PoorPescado

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gracovitz r/ihavereddit

@Eripmavs_D_Yraid

Жыл бұрын

@@PoorPescado r/thisisasubredditforpeoplewhosayr/ihaveredditforseeingsomeonementionasubreddit

"Isnt that the old folks home" "Not for long" I'm cackling dude

Knowing Squidward’s Suicide, Spongebob killing him was a mercy.

Looks like its Spongebob's turn to play his clarinet solo

@w1ndforc39

3 жыл бұрын

e

@fcg3215

3 жыл бұрын

@@w1ndforc39 e

@cafecs3888

3 жыл бұрын

@@fcg3215 e

@therealraichu9904

3 жыл бұрын

piematioensd

@AnActualBean9034

3 жыл бұрын

W H O O P S I E S ! T H A T W A S N ‘ T M Y C L A R I N E T

"Hes getting rid of the body" We look foward to your future

@shuhaname9791

3 жыл бұрын

No evidence, no crime.

@42asdfqwerty

3 жыл бұрын

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRE!!

@robertogaleano3152

3 жыл бұрын

We will watch your career with great interest

@UIDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

@@shuhaname9791 EXCACTLY

@Pk-ee5dq

3 жыл бұрын

@Huge breasts ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ 😱😱😱OMG NO WAY HOLD ON YOU WANT MY HAND? TO BAD BOTH HANDS NEEDED FOR GAMING(ironic voice btw)

"ketamine debt" Alpharad, if you didn't know yet, there's a game called "Mister Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine", and the speedruns for it are absolutely bonkers.

@dailinelily

3 жыл бұрын

Botto again? I can't even read Japanese.

@KOOMER567

3 жыл бұрын

@Tito Rosalim ?

@GoldSeishin

3 жыл бұрын

It's a bot no no site, don't click it

@aynohalopesdealmeida9932

4 ай бұрын

And a secule, when you comit tax evasion (Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)

KZread: Yeah, this game is *Spongebob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated*

@Mister-Mickey

2 жыл бұрын

Lol ikr

"It's only a matter of time before Sonic is strapped with an M16." I do believe fan-favourite character Shadow the Hedgehog has already beaten him in THAT race.

@windebiesteultima3317

3 жыл бұрын

“Where’s that DAMN fourth chaos emerald??”

@n0dash18

3 жыл бұрын

“THIS IS WHO I AM!”

@blazarre7251

3 жыл бұрын

REALLY, TWO BOTS

@alejandrosoto7736

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it could be worse... I've seen comment sections with four bots It wasn't pretty

@goosegoose8345

2 жыл бұрын

@@blazarre7251 who are bots

The critically acclaimed sequel everyone asked for, but nobody wanted

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZread, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nin

@BigManBrad678

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku ok, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away, so remember, share, share, share. And trolls, don’t get blocked!

@Fizz-Q

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku I STRONGLY DISAGREE you have less than 3 million

@TheOnlyGokuMain

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku go get a life

@ddl3718

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku you really do like self promoting. You copy and paste it as well.

4:50 that kid just saw SpongeBob kill a god.

*observatory theme from Majora's Mask plays* "Isn't this the end of Skyward Sword?" "Yes"

@07Nightmarez

Жыл бұрын

thank you at least someone recognized

@foofythegoofy4211

Жыл бұрын

Finally, someone spoke up.

Suddenly, squidward became a lot nicer

@shuhaname9791

3 жыл бұрын

"Don't come to the krusty crab tomorrow"

@BusinessRat0

3 жыл бұрын

he’s dead

@Radiator_07

3 жыл бұрын

@@BusinessRat0 R/Wooosh

@puneetkaranth6133

3 жыл бұрын

I made a Squidward Mii gunner. It’s not very toxic either, so your statement stands correct.

@hildahilda9468

3 жыл бұрын

@@Radiator_07 shut up

“For his neutral special he wields a gun” The most obvious comment anyone could do

@anthonylogan8587

3 жыл бұрын

First that's the most obvious

@bananaman8939

3 жыл бұрын

Ima like it anyways

@SomeRandomWWW.comUser

3 жыл бұрын

Is everyone gonna have a neutral special like that?

@dynamitecopter8899

3 жыл бұрын

When you are the 69th like 😎😎😎

@cafecs3888

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"these guns are authentic" "so is yours" made me spit out my water holy fuck man

5:42 That was a real as fuck reaction to shooting bubble buddy unexpectedly.

Wasn't ready for this one, Alpha.

@dominicramirez1202

3 жыл бұрын

Who was? Let's be honest

@tatelyon3954

3 жыл бұрын

Ok checkmark

@Nemelont

3 жыл бұрын

I was ready for the guns and spongebob

@Konkov

3 жыл бұрын

Jar

@themos9751

3 жыл бұрын

in squidwards eyes... is that fucking among us?

"Isn't that the old person's home" "Not for long" BRUH. I couldn't stop laughing but holy moly that's dark

@shuhaname9791

3 жыл бұрын

Just another day on the Alpharad channel.

6:33 As someone currently in Texas I am scared.

2:21 how did Spongebob get blood on his hands by shooting a gun?

@haunttoasty6626

3 жыл бұрын

Because a bomb fell from a cave grown of the AR-15 of a Mason jar branch

“Isn’t that the old people’s home?” *_Well now it’s a morgue_*

@xeclipse9598

3 жыл бұрын

Alpha only fastforwarded about a day

@bcndooz3294

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit that's dark but really funny

@personmcdudeguy

3 жыл бұрын

i remember a "true" story about a nursing home company that wanted to branch out into the cemetart business. they planned on placing the cemetary right behind the nursing home... the city government that was really conservative and anti-regulations actually stepped up and stopped them from doing it because omg of course!!!

@da_xbox360

2 жыл бұрын

666th like

@anxietywasfound7569

2 жыл бұрын

Oliver Domke *I-*

"Patrick that's a gun." "Yes"

@shuhaname9791

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty *Jarring*

@Blasterpaster

3 жыл бұрын

patrick came to the realization and hes tired of everyones crap

@sam4gaming135

3 жыл бұрын

Woopsie that wasn't my clarinet

Alpharad : Is literally playing spongebob with a mother for saken gun KZread: Is this spongebob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated?

‘if you go to the krusty krab and shoot the guy there, he’s gonna go “my leg”’ *MY LEG*

"Oh god what have we done..." "Wait you can loot him" Hands down best interaction ever

@henrywisniewski7881

3 жыл бұрын

Why is your profile pic Alpha? That's some shady shit

@jimbothetimbo6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@henrywisniewski7881 that’s showbiz baby

“Sonic strapped with an m16” i mean there was a whole game where shadow had hella guns so I wouldn’t be surprised

@stevenbobbybills

3 жыл бұрын

We already had Shadow with an MP5.

@hessxpress

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenbobbybills What about an MP4? Or MP3?

@isaiahlozano5301

3 жыл бұрын

@@hessxpress I dunno, he wields a lot of things, one of them is a Katana, ( No seriously he really did use a katana ), but I'm not sure he wields any specific guns

@stevenbobbybills

3 жыл бұрын

@@hessxpress you want a laugh track with that?

@stevenbobbybills

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahlozano5301 the SMG is supposed to be a HK MP5, there's a higher resolution model of it in the infamous "pump action MP5" cutscene where he pumps the handguard instead of pulling the charging handle.

3:39 "I ain't seen nothin'"

2:10 honestly, the drop of the music just killed me

@w3mp732

Жыл бұрын

Like how spongeboy me bob killed squidward

I kinda wanted him to loot Neptune. I wonder what everyone's loot is

@thepizzatime3502

3 жыл бұрын

You can download it for free in the description.

@cloudly_cane1534

3 жыл бұрын

Some are *Divorce papers *Striped sweater *Neptune's trident *Money *2 gold doubloons *Chum stick *Drivers licence *Eviction notice

@Jack-wo4pl

3 жыл бұрын

I got his trident

“I thought Ben was about to drown again” ALPHA YOU SON OF A

@swimmerofage2148

3 жыл бұрын

This game needs a song of healing

2:43 I can’t stand Patrick post 2004 movie, yet the echo made the moment feel as haunting as it was morbidly hilarious.

"Time is the only thing stopping me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16" Jacob... that already happened

Imagine feeling guilty for murdering someone only because they had drip

@Justcatc

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@jacobwo4133

3 жыл бұрын

This says a lot about society

@bcndooz3294

3 жыл бұрын

@@Justcatc wait does that mean you murdered somebody?

@Justcatc

3 жыл бұрын

@@bcndooz3294 maybe 👀

@Justcatc

3 жыл бұрын

@TaxPro Bangalore ummm

“This is Naughty Dogs storytelling” Well yes but yes

@pyrocinematics6649

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but... is this TLOU 1 or 2 storytelling?

@Lelmao33

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyrocinematics6649 Spongebob didn't forgive Mr Krab in the end

5:05 "Is he just, gonna walk over to the ocean and drown himself" He says as said NPC is a fish and already in the ocean

@EnigmaEnginseer

3 жыл бұрын

It happened in the show sooooo

“What’s stopping you from shooting him?” “my paycheck”

@rowletsplanet

3 жыл бұрын

You get my like

8:26 What you see vs. what she sees.

Not even a krabby patty could quench Spongebob’s thirst for revenge.

9:37 the rock

I love at the last seconds he shoots the snail and the question “did you really just shoot your own pet snail?” And the end credits right after, instead of saying “subscribe!” It says just yes 10:30

My favorite Spongebob arc was the one where he learned about the 2nd Amendment

I don’t care if it’s “recycling content” or “not original” I need you to speed run this game

@angelman906

3 жыл бұрын

He did

@undercoft7756

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelman906 when, i need it

Mr.Krabs basically told spongebob “execute order 66”

“I thought Ben was about to drown again” KILLED ME after Mario

Spongebob indeed has a gun, but Squidward's expression shows more pain than any weapon can inflict.

8:30 "What you see vs what she sees"

"time is the only thing stopping me from seeing sonic strapped with an M16" -Alpharad Mar 12, 2021

This is what happens after the show gets canceled and the Krusty Krab closes down.

“Mr. Crabs, Plankton won’t be bothering us again.”

Why did the jellyfish die like a runescape character.

@ScottCastle

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@shadowwhistle606

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I hear the runsescape death sound

2:25 squidward suicide to squidward murdered

5:30 just realised he made a minecraft hurt sound

7:00 the best joke in the world

Alpharad: Plays sponge glock square pants KZread: Yep seems like *SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom* to me

As soon as the lady started to clip through the wall the vid buffered at 7:50

6:40 you really don’t I still have the scars

Developer: What if next, we have Zelda with a gun? Zelda: Bullets of the wild.

@ChronaGenos

3 жыл бұрын

L I N K with a G U N

@jadedshade3136

3 жыл бұрын

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Gun

@CoolPlayersVic

3 жыл бұрын

The Glock of Time

@mitchellfreeman967

3 жыл бұрын

death of the wild

@Joseph125

3 жыл бұрын

Skyward Shotgun

Have you ever wondered... “What if Spongebob had a gun?”

@StaticIsJustOkAtGames

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@gameandwatchpro6422

3 жыл бұрын

E

1:53 that actually references a mr krabs ketamine addiction game (i assume)

“And for his Neutral Special he wields a GUN” can classify this video very well

“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16.”

@ZK95004

3 жыл бұрын

So...the Shadow the Hedgehog game where you can assassinate the president?

"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead with a gun!" -an actual deadass quote from Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005

@velvetbutterfly

3 жыл бұрын

From where?

@axatu7716

3 жыл бұрын

@@velvetbutterfly Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005.

@Eggscramblercomms

3 жыл бұрын

@@velvetbutterfly shadow the hedgehog, either the first stage or the highway chase

@velvetbutterfly

3 жыл бұрын

Pocket_Ghost Sonic The Hedgehog is from 2006 so I know it can't be that, so I'm wanting to know which game or comic you meant

@Eggscramblercomms

3 жыл бұрын

@@velvetbutterfly no, the game shadow the hedgehog. From 2005

2:36 when you wake up and choose violence

" there's got to be a secret in here" Finds skeleton

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.

This is the true successor to Mr krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies.

@petermarsella6537

3 жыл бұрын

One way to cure an addiction

1:40 that impression was immaculate

3:23 severely underrated joke lmao

“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16” *Nobody tell him about the Shadow the Hedgehog game*

"patrick that's a bazooka" "Yes" "You need a jar-" *Exploding sound*

9:46 lol not skyward sword, the music is the Astral Observatory from Majora’s Mask...but points for saying a Legend of Zelda game

@potatoman3219

Жыл бұрын

True

“Spongebob died in a drug bust” was the last thing I expected to hear today

"Sonic strapped with a m16" It's called shadow the hedgehog.

For his neutral-special, he wields the most unoriginal joke.

@The_Void_Constellation

3 жыл бұрын

A *gun*

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Void_Constellation no. *you*

@The_Void_Constellation

3 жыл бұрын

@@cy-bernet-ix maybe I am gun

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Void_Constellation maybe the real gun was the friends we made along the way

@chocrush1190

3 жыл бұрын

forward airieal

I honestly thought that Sponge Glock Square Pants was going to shoot himself at the end of the game.

@halosky258

3 жыл бұрын

It had that energy

9:51 I alone to the Krusty Crab! Then I walk back home from *Krusty Crab* !!!

8:40 "YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!"

For everyone wanting a Sonic but with a gun game, it already exists. It’s called Shadow the Hedgehog

0:20 too late this guy already went back in time and made Shadow the Hedgehog

I feel like we're one viral video away from these games making the nightly news at this point. The mission objectives in this are actually wild.

Mr krabs overdose on ketamine is gone forever now..

@nintendope8837

3 жыл бұрын

Crap just remembered the word I ment to say...cancelled

"Time is the only thing preventing me seeing sonic strapped with a M16"

0:47 that jellyfish just fell to its knees, dropped onto its hands, and then collapsed. He died so dramatically.

7:02. "No, a narc."

I don’t like how well animated this is.

I'll give it a week before he can beat it in like 10 minutes

There actually was a game that I played a very long time ago for the Nintendo GameCube, where Shadow from Sonic uses guns to kill police and stuff. That’s literally all I can remember.

"Thieving Bilge rat" And a danger ping sound... 2 LoL references within 3 seconds of each other? Never thought I'd see it Alpha. 5:58

@jstar3382

16 күн бұрын

There are 0 LoL references

I died at "is this what our parents thought gta was?"

Man really whispered “are you ready kids?”

“Hey Spongebob. Is a gun an instrument?”

Teacher: Final test The quiet kid: Final day Everyone in the classroom: 5:23